ADVANCED DUELMASTERS

Date   : 03/28/2002    Duedate: 04/10/2002

THE KAIKWOK GATEWAY

DM-108    TURN-165

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %
  1 ANGELS OF PAIN 9/23  138   30 105 82.1      VAMPYRES 70/310                       
    SATAN'S KINGDOM 13/339                   15 KHOTA 58/352          19   17   0 52.8
  2 ODD SQUAD 2/268      798  369  13 68.4   16 ZOOM ZONE 12/143      85   77   0 52.5
    DEADMAN'S HAND 69/242                       PARTY TIME 6/212                      
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/100                 17-DAGGER ISLE 76/246    23   21   0 52.3
    BLADE RYCHE 69/241                          ROGUES GALLERY 7/387                  
    DARK PANTHEON 6/164                      18 DOC LEGRAND'S  7/19  259  244   8 51.5
    LEGENDS OF STEELE 42/231                    DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 20/37               
    ADOPT A WARRIOR 69/440                   19 QUBIT 53/236         192  189   2 50.4
  3-DARK SIDE 43/115     182   84   8 68.4      JOKA MASHER 60/299                    
  4 EVIL 69/379          310  194   0 61.5      SIR AGLIO 10/274                      
    SAVAGE 62/302                               VERMIN! 69/306                        
    GOLDEN DAWN 7/213                           TAIL BANDITS 42/347                   
    LIQUID CARNAGE 10/216                    20 UNDERDOGS 60/75      260  277  24 48.4
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/83                         SECOND BANANAS 68/399                 
    SHINING PATH 6/211                       21 BRITERON BY 8/20     230  252   4 47.7
    HERMETICS 18/223                            PRETTY THINGS 52/93                   
  5 SANCTUARY 2/86       256  178   4 59.0   22 CORPS 74/327         642  715  23 47.3
  6 HYBRIDS II 53/394    169  120   1 58.5      THE BEARS 7/172                       
    SATAN'S DELI 7/214                          HEROES 77/328                         
    STREET PIZZA 18/221                         THE HURT 36/103                       
    MINIONS OF BOB 1/441                        THE BEARS 48/70                       
    MOM 'N DAD RELATED? 68/400                  FAMOUS BRANDS 37/177                  
  7 NUMBERS 62/435        73   52   1 58.4      COLORS 76/404                         
    CARTOON NETWORK 4/383                       GIRL STUFF 65/437                     
    WASTELAND 18/390                            PRESIDENTS 78/407                     
    WASTELAND II 7/386                          THE  BEARS 2/382                      
  8 ...ACTION! 98/314     75   54   0 58.1      BABES 36/427                          
    INCARNATIONS 56/180                      23-SILENT RHYTHM 6/141   54   64   2 45.8
    FIVE IN ONE 97/366                          NETHER WARRIORS 36/139                
  9 THE BAD BUNNI 4/209  119   93   0 56.1      TRITON'S ARMY 21/419                  
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/208                 24 SUPERIOR FORC 1/120  234  283  13 45.3
    REPTILIAN REBELS 11/337                     SUPERIOR FORCES 29/113                
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 70/362                    SUPERIOR FORCES 40/251                
 10 THIRSTY THUG 10/336   20   16   0 55.6   25 WOLF PACK 25/342      41   51   1 44.6
 11 ALMOST 68/304        511  427   8 54.5      DOOMCORPS PRIDE 56/432                
    SPECIAL EFFECTS 69/307                      SACRED VOW 25/174                     
    THE GUARDIANS 19/35                      26 SUPER ZEROES 7/422    25   31   0 44.6
    MEN IN TIGHTS 68/305                        KNIGHTS OF ORCCON 69/401              
    MYTH AND MIGHT 2/10                      27 HUI NALU 33/188       91  119   1 43.3
    THE RED REAVERS 28/47                       MAKING WAVES 75/313                   
 12 KILLER JELLO 7/385    31   27   0 53.4      FLORIDA SURF 36/286                   
    BIG MEAN FISH 18/391                     28 CRIMSON PEGA 66/438   14   19   0 42.4
 13 FROG PRINCES 18/33   143  126  12 53.2   29 MAURAUDERS 4/269     115  164   0 41.2
 14 JAYHAWKS 70/161      808  717   7 53.0      RESURRECTION 6/421                    
    PITT GLADIATORS 56/158                      LORDS OF RUIN 25/225                  
    ALICE'S RESTAURANT 33/156                   EXILED KNIGHTS 19/224                 
    WAY COOL PEOPLE 70/160                   30 CREAM OF THE 36/414   11   17   0 39.3
    SILENT STORM 65/159                      31 EASTERN HORD 82/410   26   49   0 34.7
    QUEENSPAWN 63/181                           EASTERN HORDE 36/284                  
    ARCHANGEL 42/289                            EASTERN HORDE 17/389                  
    OFF THE WALL 66/355                      32 STORIES 49/430        10   19   0 34.5
    KENCYRATH 55/157                            ARROGANCE 18/425                      
    BLUE HALO 70/361                         33 UNDEAD ARTIST 7/335   17   37   0 31.5

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %
 34 JUBS 7/142           581 1377   8 29.7      HER CATS 36/320                       
    NIGHTLIGHTS 75/154                          MASTICATORS 64/151                    
    MOLES 63/118                                RPG'S 49/431                          
    BAD NEWS 78/186                          35 PHILANTHROPI 35/426    2    5   0 28.6
    CREW MONIKER 76/119                      36 WIMPS OF DEA 60/433    2    6   0 25.0
    THE PRESIDENTS 32/344                    37 THE DYING EA 18/331    7   24   0 22.6
    LIFESHARDPLAYSHORT 65/166                38 MAROON MIDGE 66/397   14   49   0 22.2
    DARBS 77/137                                GOOD VIBRATIONS 68/398                
    BETTER OFF DEAD 65/168                      THE BLACKHEARTS 16/424                

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                            RAMBLINGS FROM WITHIN THE KEEP

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in THE 
KAIKWOK GATEWAY.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got 
paid!  Hey everybody, watch out for TONGUEINMYCLOTHES, who flew up 76 points in the 
rankings after mashing THE PLEDGE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this beast.  And 
falling like a basher in the top ten was THE PLEDGE, who dropped 71 points after a 
disappointing (to say the least) bout with TONGUEINMYCLOTHES.  Our battling 
duelmaster FURIOUS IMPALER has managed to hold the title, fending off SHADOW KNIGHT's 
none too subtle advances.  Better luck next time, THUNDR + LITENING.  Advice to 
bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad THUNDR + LITENING?  Big bad THUNDR + LITENING.  Big bad THUNDR + LITENING.  
THE KAIKWOK GATEWAY's afraid of the big bad THUNDR + LITENING.  Tra la la la la!  
Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch THE HURT's act in the arena.  Those acrobats 
seem to be fairly deft at running from THUNDR + LITENING.  And who is this LEGACY you 
ask, with 5 points and a 93-30-9 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!  In a 
mismatch, our friend SOME STROKE of MAKING WAVES got heroic notions and challenged 
BARON COCKROACH.  What did it get her?  A 82-46-1 record, that's what.  Some advice 
to SOME STROKE.  Please don't challenge up 26 points to fight a 145-134-2 fighter 
like, say BARON COCKROACH.  (Okay, so it may be a little late).  Was it guts or an 
overtaxed mental capacity that had LANIAKEA challenge up 48 points in the rankings to 
take on FRAANCH?  A Carrion Bird Sellout:  LANIAKEA 73-58-1 fights FRAANCH 91-116-4.  
(BYOB) KAHANAMOKU of HUI NALU had better have a good reason for challenging down 14 
points in a challenge which he won.  I thought KAHANAMOKU showed great skill and 
promise when he defeated WALL PAPER HANGER.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big 
deal!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Knowing when to use the right 
tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  Hasta la 
bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

CAPTAIN OF THE GATE               W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) FURIOUS IMPALER 37-762     177  47   6 FAMOUS BRANDS (177)        SIBIKHAS

THE GATE COMMANDERS               W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2)-KING CRAB 21-1             156  62   2 TRITON'S ARMY (419)        SUNSET
  3) FERNDOK 60-607             158 108  22 UNDERDOGS (75)             ARADI
  4) REX WALTERS 70-1592        142  65   3 JAYHAWKS (161)             SENTERN
  5) LEGACY 18-5620              93  30   9 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
  6)-TARAD 18-181               185 100   9 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
  7) VENGEANCE 9-2052           229  59 108 ANGELS OF PAIN (23)        ZUKAL
  8) GOLDILOCKS 18-470          162 140  13 FROG PRINCES (33)          TALCAMA
  9) MAIMED 36-2213             144 107  15 THE HURT (103)             JHANS
 10) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172         117  84   2 THE BEARS (172)            BONSUR
 11) SHADOW KNIGHT 18-3309      160  73   3 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA

LIEUTENANTS OF THE GATE           W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12) SEEKER HIDDEN SPAR 65-1559 130  83   1 SILENT STORM (159)         DAL SHANG

LIEUTENANTS OF THE GATE           W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 13) SABRE TOOTH 28-1193        147  83   2 THE RED REAVERS (47)       MORYA
 14)-FATHER TOM 70-1564         134  91   4 WAY COOL PEOPLE (160)      SENTERN
 15) SKYLAS TAKARIN 18-3114     152  81   1 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 16) KENDER 70-1574             132  92   1 WAY COOL PEOPLE (160)      SENTERN
 17) CUNNING FOX 4-3906         104  43   0 TRIBAL COUNCIL (83)        JHELUM
 18) DOMINION 18-5662            91  23   2 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 19) GUMBY 12-2854              110  90   0 ZOOM ZONE (143)            RIZTAB
 20)-DEATH 56-666               104  92   2 INCARNATIONS (180)         ROCANIS
 21) CRAZY HORSE 69-4523        149  62   1 DEADMAN'S HAND (242)       CIMMERIAC
 22) CHESHIRE CAT 33-3036       155  70   3 ALICE'S RESTAURANT (156)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 23) LIAR 63-28                 146  88   3 QUEENSPAWN (181)           AMEN-TEI
 24) RAGE 48-906                170 143  10 THE BEARS (70)             CAER
 25) JALON 97-37                160  66   5 FIVE IN ONE (366)          SHADOW GROVE
 26) BARON COCKROACH 20-703     145 134   2 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (37)     SEAM
 27) SHEWISH PICKLE 7-2434      151  93   2 SATAN'S DELI (214)         BONSUR
 28) HAMMER OF THE GODS 6-3311  130  77   7 DARK PANTHEON (164)        TRANSEL
 29) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169          140  96   1 TRIBAL COUNCIL (83)        JHELUM
 30) MIPHON 10-2706             134  76   1 LIQUID CARNAGE (216)       KOLACT
 31) PLUNDER 69-4132            145  74   2 BLADE RYCHE (241)          CIMMERIAC

DEFENDERS OF THE KEEP             W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) OEDI 8-1440                168  90   2 BRITERON BY (20)           ARKERS
 33) ANGEL 56-612               157 100   0 PITT GLADIATORS (158)      ROCANIS
 34) KAHANAMOKU 33-608          130 109   5 HUI NALU (188)             NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 35) CHILI CON CARNAGE 7-2989   113  99   2 SATAN'S DELI (214)         BONSUR
 36) SIR BACKBREAKER 7-1870     140  80   4 GOLDEN DAWN (213)          BONSUR
 37) MOLLY RINGWALD 52-520      134 110   5 PRETTY THINGS (93)         FRATSFA
 38) LEMON 7-2215               124  78   0 KILLER JELLO (385)         BONSUR
 39) SEEKER PALE SILK 65-1582   130  91   1 SILENT STORM (159)         DAL SHANG
 40) GLENCOE 6-4341              96  47   1 PARTY TIME (212)           TRANSEL
 41) NICODEMUS 8-1729           139 102   3 BRITERON BY (20)           ARKERS
 42) COMPLETE CHECK 76-756      104 117   2 CREW MONIKER (119)         SIMTAKKA
 43) MARTIN RIGGS 77-2297        83  38   0 HEROES (328)               MAZGOURRAH
 44)-MYSTIC 43-2387             146  63   4 DARK SIDE (115)            VEASTIAN
 45) MA BEAR 48-2205             94  87   0 THE BEARS (70)             CAER
 46) SCAR 25-2752                79  67   2 SACRED VOW (174)           LYRATILAN
 47) STICKY HANDKERCHIE 18-3244 111 100   5 STREET PIZZA (221)         TALCAMA
 48) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885   68  50   1 ALMOST (304)               FIREHOLD
 49) MALADOR 6-3075             134  82   1 SHINING PATH (211)         TRANSEL
 50) ASHE 55-168                126 116   3 KENCYRATH (157)            KHALANI
 51) WEBBED TOES 68-8436         61  29   1 MOM 'N DAD RELATED? (400)  FIREHOLD
 52) SOME STROKE 75-1564         82  46   1 MAKING WAVES (313)         JADE MOUNTAIN
 53) SIR DAR 10-2608            126  72   2 SIR AGLIO (274)            KOLACT
 54) TAIL BANDIT 42-2097         68  24   2 TAIL BANDITS (347)         RODEKI
 55) MALICIOUS MOTH 56-1204     121  95   3 PITT GLADIATORS (158)      ROCANIS
 56) MJOLNIR 18-4732            121  45   3 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 57) HELACIOUS HIPPO 13-2774    173  70   4 SATAN'S KINGDOM (339)      DULLENS
 58) THE DRAGON 62-2505          81  68   1 SAVAGE (302)               VALAMANTIS
 59) DARK PROPHET 18-4730       122  37   6 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 60) LUCIFER'S HAMMER 75-639    108 122   5 NIGHTLIGHTS (154)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 61) DRIZZT DO'URDEN 69-1092    128  63   0 KNIGHTS OF ORCCON (401)    CIMMERIAC

GUARDIANS OF THE WALL             W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) SUMMONED MONSTER 29-2992   109  74   0 SUPERIOR FORCES (113)      LAPUR
 63) SALADIN 18-183             181  84   3 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 64) JACK RABBIT 4-2713         103  84   1 THE BAD BUNNIES (209)      JHELUM
 65) BLACKTHORN 56-839          121 107   3 PITT GLADIATORS (158)      ROCANIS
 66) EXCARBAY 4-968              82 101   5 MAURAUDERS (269)           JHELUM
 67) OXYGEN THIEF 2-3726        105  61   2 ODD SQUAD (268)            NIANIA
 68) TOE JAM 1-3433              75  78   2 SUPERIOR FORCES (120)      MORDANT
 69) JUANITA 63-1482             74 133   2 MOLES (118)                AMEN-TEI
 70) GABRIEL 42-762             133  93   1 ARCHANGEL (289)            RODEKI
 71) GNARLY GNAT 69-5474         77  73   1 VERMIN! (306)              CIMMERIAC

GUARDIANS OF THE WALL             W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 72) LAND SHARK 7-1466           92 126   4 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (19)     BONSUR
 73) SQORPION 25-602            107  87   0 LORDS OF RUIN (225)        LYRATILAN
 74) LORD OF ILLUSION 69-7429    64  41   1 SPECIAL EFFECTS (307)      CIMMERIAC
 75) STEVE BARD 63-1722         101  76   1 MOLES (118)                AMEN-TEI
 76) SHARP 74-2739               63  26   0 CORPS (327)                DAIYLA KIV
 77) FRAANCH 65-2139             91 116   4 BETTER OFF DEAD (168)      DAL SHANG
 78)-GUMBO JAKE 76-1694          61  27   2 DAGGER ISLE (246)          SIMTAKKA
 79)-RJ REYNOLDS 74-2458         71  48   3 CORPS (327)                DAIYLA KIV
 80) ARNIE 98-368               105  71   6 ...ACTION! (314)           SYVYN'S HILL
 81) SEBASTIAN INLET 36-3431     74  64   0 FLORIDA SURF (286)         JHANS
 82) THUMPER 4-3989              55  69   1 THE BAD BUNNIES (209)      JHELUM
 83) KOJI SHIKERU 40-2619        87  69   1 SUPERIOR FORCES (251)      ZENSU
 84) NEXT OF KIN 25-3663         62  32   4 WOLF PACK (342)            LYRATILAN
 85) HARRISON CROSS 18-4906      68  71   0 HERMETICS (223)            TALCAMA
 86) FINGER PUPPET 36-1774       64  77   1 EASTERN HORDE (284)        JHANS
 87) SORE EYE 60-2308           104  92   1 JOKA MASHER (299)          ARADI
 88) ALCATRAZ 7-3447            107  86   0 WASTELAND II (386)         BONSUR
 89) BOOBFROG 68-7503            58  52   0 ALMOST (304)               FIREHOLD
 90) SIR MOUNT 10-2951           92  93   2 SIR AGLIO (274)            KOLACT
 91) DEE DEE 4-4285              63  46   3 CARTOON NETWORK (383)      JHELUM
 92) HST 78-1738                 67  49   1 PRESIDENTS (407)           LIN TIRIAN
 93) LAB SUPPORT 7-3359          86 106   3 JUBS (142)                 BONSUR
 94) FANGS 11-3066               83  76   2 REPTILIAN REBELS (337)     ARUAK CITY
 95) CHANGELING 19-2164          93  97   2 THE GUARDIANS (35)         ZUWAYZA
 96) BONNIE 29-2780             103  80   3 SUPERIOR FORCES (113)      LAPUR
 97)-DOTH DRAGONMERE 36-1257     78  49   3 NETHER WARRIORS (139)      JHANS
 98) MORIARTY 68-8199            66  40   2 MEN IN TIGHTS (305)        FIREHOLD
 99) PICASSO 7-1534              64  74   3 UNDEAD ARTISTS (335)       BONSUR
100) ZIPPY 82-1886               42  26   1 EASTERN HORDE (410)        DWES EG
101) STRANGE BREWTE 36-1301      66  46   1 CREAM OF THE SLOSH (414)   JHANS

PROTECTORS OF THE WALL            W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102) SILVERFLASH 19-473         123  84   0 EXILED KNIGHTS (224)       ZUWAYZA
103) RODGER YOUNG 70-5786        52  69   2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (362)    SENTERN
104) LORD HAVE MERCY 66-2314    121  79   6 OFF THE WALL (355)         TARRGIR
105) CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073  103  50   3 PITT GLADIATORS (158)      ROCANIS
106) HARD-ROCK GABRIEL 70-1628  126 110   4 BLUE HALO (361)            SENTERN
107) HARLOT HARE 4-3893          58  74   1 THE BAD BUNNIES (209)      JHELUM
108) VULTUREMAN 42-3394          74  33   1 LEGENDS OF STEELE (231)    RODEKI
109) METAL MANIAC 18-2177       132 116   1 WASTELAND (390)            TALCAMA
110) SIR REPTITIOUS 10-2917      91 101   2 SIR AGLIO (274)            KOLACT
111) BLOOD TITAN 6-3509         106  88   4 DARK PANTHEON (164)        TRANSEL
112) TONGUEINMYCLOTHES 53-5410   83  76   1 HYBRIDS II (394)           KHALHUMS
113) MICHAEL 42-764             120  72   3 ARCHANGEL (289)            RODEKI
114) EYE LINER 65-4957           51  38   0 GIRL STUFF (437)           DAL SHANG
115) ISABEL 7-3540               84  92   0 WASTELAND II (386)         BONSUR
116) BLACK SKULL 58-5130         85  62   1 KHOTA (352)                DELARQ TOR
117) CELISTON 18-6261            65  19  15 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
118) DOC'S EGO 56-3364           36  11   2 DOOMCORPS PRIDE (432)      ROCANIS
119)-22 JACKS 7-4153             47  20   0 ROGUES GALLERY (387)       BONSUR
120) SIR ARTHUR 69-1079          80  76   4 KNIGHTS OF ORCCON (401)    CIMMERIAC
121) CARTMAN 7-4034              58  61   2 WASTELAND II (386)         BONSUR
122) SATURN 75-800              103 111   3 NIGHTLIGHTS (154)          JADE MOUNTAIN
123) JENNIFER BARTES 63-1881     79  62   5 MOLES (118)                AMEN-TEI
124) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610       69  48   2 THIRSTY THUGS (336)        KOLACT
125) LANIAKEA 75-1396            73  58   1 MAKING WAVES (313)         JADE MOUNTAIN
126) QUANDARY 53-4767            81  94   3 QUBIT (236)                KHALHUMS
127) JAMES MADISON 32-2777       88 109   2 THE PRESIDENTS (344)       ARVAT
128)-SUPER MIDGET 7-3802         55  67   0 SUPER ZEROES (422)         BONSUR
129) CRYSTALSONG 4-1078          92  85   3 MAURAUDERS (269)           JHELUM
130) MYSTICA 19-544             112  89   0 EXILED KNIGHTS (224)       ZUWAYZA
131) TIM HOCHBERG 63-1802        72  88   0 MOLES (118)                AMEN-TEI
132) FOAM AT THE MOUTH 36-1256   76  45   1 CREAM OF THE SLOSH (414)   JHANS

PROTECTORS OF THE WALL            W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
133) T'SAIN 18-993               53  64   2 THE DYING EARTH (331)      TALCAMA
134) JULIET 49-2818              99  73   0 STORIES (430)              VITHICAR
135) GOD-EMPEROR OF BOB 1-6104   32  15   0 MINIONS OF BOB (441)       MORDANT
136) WARLOCK 2-3744              75  60   2 MYTH AND MIGHT (10)        NIANIA
137) PURPLE BUTTERFLY 68-6859    59  63   1 GOOD VIBRATIONS (398)      FIREHOLD
138) WHAT TEST? 78-779          104  96   1 BAD NEWS (186)             LIN TIRIAN
139) TYRRUS 70-1125             107  74   1 VAMPYRES (310)             SENTERN
140) ISHTAR 70-1568             133  94   2 WAY COOL PEOPLE (160)      SENTERN
141) DEADLY BEAR 2-3688          79  59   0 THE  BEARS (382)           NIANIA
142) DARKNESS 69-6719            68  61   2 EVIL (379)                 CIMMERIAC
143) TENTACLES 65-2134           95  89   2 BETTER OFF DEAD (168)      DAL SHANG
144) TV'S FRANK 68-7372          50  47   0 SECOND BANANAS (399)       FIREHOLD
145) CHRIS DODD 77-31            92 129   3 DARBS (137)                MAZGOURRAH
146) ZERO 7-3156                 61  53   2 WASTELAND II (386)         BONSUR
147) LISPER 66-3267              69  55   2 MAROON MIDGET (397)        TARRGIR
148) THOMAS JEFFERSON 32-2776    81 116   6 THE PRESIDENTS (344)       ARVAT
149) SMELT 18-2509               92  95   0 BIG MEAN FISH (391)        TALCAMA
150) ROSE 76-2357                65  27   3 COLORS (404)               SIMTAKKA
151) PENUMBRA 36-2705            89  90   3 HER CATS (320)             JHANS

GHEA GUARDIANS                    W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
152) TWISTED ONE 6-4738          61  29   0 DARK PANTHEON (164)        TRANSEL
153)-FORGEMASTER 6-1731          78  66   4 SILENT RHYTHM (141)        TRANSEL
154) 5 62-2979                   64  43   1 NUMBERS (435)              VALAMANTIS
155) GNAW 64-3066                98 119   0 MASTICATORS (151)          KURUKAR
156) LITTLE SHIVA 70-938        108  91   1 VAMPYRES (310)             SENTERN
157) THE GREENER FENCE 65-1955  106  83   4 LIFESHARDPLAYSHORT (166)   DAL SHANG
158) LI'L PEPPER 60-2245         88  89   1 JOKA MASHER (299)          ARADI
159) THE TRIP 35-2655            48  41   0 PHILANTHROPISTS (426)      MURSKA
160) MYSTRAL WYNDE 16-3730       73  61   2 THE BLACKHEARTS (424)      WILLAF
161) URIEL 42-761               103  98   7 ARCHANGEL (289)            RODEKI
162) GILHAMN 66-2153             61  49   2 CRIMSON PEGASI (438)       TARRGIR
163) DOC STEELE 18-5277          63  81   5 ARROGANCE (425)            TALCAMA
164) ENVY 69-7848                72  46   0 ADOPT A WARRIOR (440)      CIMMERIAC
165) BISHOP 2-4520               61  31   5 SANCTUARY (86)             NIANIA
166) BART THE BRAVE 19-475       87  74   2 EXILED KNIGHTS (224)       ZUWAYZA
167) UMBRA 36-2550              114 120   4 HER CATS (320)             JHANS
168) LUNCHTIME 17-5359           46  32   0 EASTERN HORDE (389)        ALJAFIR
169) CHAMP 64-3195              103 101   4 MASTICATORS (151)          KURUKAR
170) JAANA 40-2046              102  88   2 SUPERIOR FORCES (251)      ZENSU
171) PHOENIX 6-4794              64  17   2 RESURRECTION (421)         TRANSEL
172) LUCKY SAVAGE 60-352         54  67   3 WIMPS OF DEATH (433)       ARADI
173) WAHOO 18-3535               63  56   0 BIG MEAN FISH (391)        TALCAMA
174) MONTEZUMA 66-2315          100  91   1 OFF THE WALL (355)         TARRGIR
175) NEO LIGHTNING 17-5112       44  36   1 EASTERN HORDE (389)        ALJAFIR
176) PHAGE 64-3445               88  88   1 MASTICATORS (151)          KURUKAR
177) ANGRY CALLER 42-3170        86  45   1 LEGENDS OF STEELE (231)    RODEKI
178) HUMAN GENOME PROJEC 7-3790  75  76   2 JUBS (142)                 BONSUR
179) MACBETH 49-2832             69  58   1 STORIES (430)              VITHICAR
180) CALTECH 7-3361              86 112   2 JUBS (142)                 BONSUR
181) VAMPIRE 49-2926             74  65   1 RPG'S (431)                VITHICAR
182) SHARON 36-4720              41  28   1 BABES (427)                JHANS
183) ALTAIR 75-75               102 128   3 NIGHTLIGHTS (154)          JADE MOUNTAIN
184) THE PLEDGE 3-2984           88  77   3 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (208)   OSKSI
185) AFTERLIFE 18-650            85  55   4 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
VENGEANCE 9-2052          229  59 %108 ANGELS OF PAIN 23      KILORRI 108-60         165
EARTH DRAGON 108-39         0   1  0 DARK ARENA 0           FERNDOK 60-607         165

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Mother Bear - Sorry about the mess I left in your house, but
where I come from, visitors are supposed to make themselves
right at home.  Don't worry though, I didn't come out ahead
on the deal.  Sure, it cost you a bit, but I'm still #8
- Goldilocks
PS. Do you have a recipe for that pooridge?   Mmmmm, Mmmmm

Maimed, you're next and probably the first challenge in my quest
to rise through all the top ranks.  Hopefully, my quest won't be
stopped short.  Regardless, our fights have held more than
enough excitement, amusing even a jaded old manager like Assur!
- Goldy

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VENGEANCE was butchered by KILORRI in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
FERNDOK savagely slew EARTH DRAGON in a exciting 7 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
GOLDILOCKS viciously subdued MAIMED in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory Challenge brawl.
MOTHER BEAR was overpowered by LEGACY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RAGE was vanquished by SEEKER HIDDEN SPARK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HELACIOUS HIPPO devastated LUCIFER'S HAMMER in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
KAHANAMOKU won victory over WALL PAPER HANGER in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
SOME STROKE was defeated by BARON COCKROACH in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
ARNIE overpowered SEBASTIAN INLET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DEE DEE handily defeated PICASSO in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ALCATRAZ bested FANGS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal Challenge conflict.
TV'S FRANK was demolished by DARKNESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
ZERO was handily defeated by MYSTICA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
T'SAIN was narrowly defeated by QUANDARY in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
METAL MANIAC was narrowly defeated by SILVERFLASH in a 7 minute Challenge brawl.
LANIAKEA was overpowered by FRAANCH in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge bout.
CARTMAN overpowered SATURN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ISABEL bested DOC'S EGO in a popular 6 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
DEADLY BEAR was demolished by WARLOCK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
THE TRIP was handily defeated by LITTLE SHIVA in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
SHARON was savagely defeated by NEO LIGHTNING in a exciting 2 minute Challenge duel.
FURIOUS IMPALER outwaited SHADOW KNIGHT in a popular 7 minute Title fight.
REX WALTERS demolished ZEXIQUETZ in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
SHEWISH PICKLE overpowered THE DRAGON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
CRAZY HORSE overpowered JALON in a action packed 3 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
DOMINION was overpowered by KENDER in a 2 minute one-sided match.
GLENCOE was overpowered by MIPHON in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
HAMMER OF THE GODS was savagely defeated by LIAR in a action packed 9 minute bout.
CHESHIRE CAT devastated MARTIN RIGGS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided duel.
SKYLAS TAKARIN demolished MALICIOUS MOTH in a 3 minute one-sided struggle.
CUNNING FOX demolished MJOLNIR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
ASHE slimly lost to PLUNDER in a popular 5 minute gruesome bout.
LAZAR WOLF was savagely defeated by SABRE TOOTH in a exciting 5 minute competition.
GUMBY vanquished MALADOR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
GABRIEL was vanquished by TAIL BANDIT in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched duel.
COMPLETE CHECK won victory over GNARLY GNAT in a popular 2 minute conflict.
SEEKER PALE SILK devastated CHANGELING in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
SIR DAR demolished TOE JAM in a exciting 5 minute gory one-sided match.
NICODEMUS was vanquished by CHILI CON CARNAGE in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
OEDI handily defeated SQORPION in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
MA BEAR was overpowered by MOLLY RINGWALD in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
DARK PROPHET overpowered MORIARTY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched conflict.
FINGER PUPPET was savagely defeated by STICKY HANDKERCHIEF in a 3 minute struggle.
LEMON was devastated by SIR BACKBREAKER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
WEBBED TOES devastated BOOBFROG in a popular 2 minute one-sided brawl.
ANGEL vanquished OXYGEN THIEF in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SCAR devastated SIR MOUNT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BONNIE was savagely defeated by BLACKTHORN in a action packed 2 minute brutal fight.
SUMMONED MONSTER handily defeated CELISTON in a popular 2 minute mismatched battle.
DRIZZT DO'URDEN defeated THUMPER in a 2 minute bout.
FOAM AT THE MOUTH was viciously subdued by ZIPPY in a action packed 8 minute match.
HARRISON CROSS was overpowered by JUANITA in a popular 2 minute one-sided fight.
SMELT was vanquished by NEXT OF KIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
SALADIN subdued HST in a popular 3 minute duel.
KOJI SHIKERU overpowered TENTACLES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
SIR REPTITIOUS was narrowly defeated by EXCARBAY in a exciting 9 minute gory match.
ROSE was overpowered by SORE EYE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
LAND SHARK devastated TYRRUS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
LORD OF ILLUSION handily defeated MICHAEL in a action packed 2 minute one-sided match.
JACK RABBIT devastated PURPLE BUTTERFLY in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
CARNIVOROUS SLOTH was viciously subdued by LAB SUPPORT in a 8 minute match.
STEVE BARD savagely defeated ISHTAR in a 2 minute gory duel.
SHARP overpowered LURK, CAPTURED in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WHAT TEST? was vanquished by RODGER YOUNG in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLACK SKULL overpowered ALTAIR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TIM HOCHBERG defeated BART THE BRAVE in a popular 2 minute fray.
JENNIFER BARTES subdued LI'L PEPPER in a exciting 3 minute fray.
CHRIS DODD bested PHOENIX in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
JULIET vanquished CALTECH in a action packed 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
VULTUREMAN overpowered CRYSTALSONG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
THE GREENER FENCE was devastated by EYE LINER in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
JAANA was handily defeated by GOD-EMPEROR OF BOB in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
LORD HAVE MERCY overpowered DOC STEELE in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
STRANGE BREWTE devastated SIR ARTHUR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
LISPER lost to HARLOT HARE in a action packed 2 minute bloody fight.
JAMES MADISON savagely defeated GILHAMN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody fight.
THOMAS JEFFERSON demolished AFTERLIFE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
MILLER KNIGHT was vanquished by BLOOD TITAN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
THE PLEDGE was subdued by TONGUEINMYCLOTHES in a popular 3 minute duel.
HARD-ROCK GABRIEL vanquished TWISTED ONE in a popular 2 minute uneven fray.
ENVY was handily defeated by URIEL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided competition.
MONTEZUMA was devastated by UMBRA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
PHAGE was overcome by WAHOO in a popular 2 minute fight.
CHAMP was overpowered by BISHOP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
GNAW handily defeated MYSTRAL WYNDE in a action packed 1 minute uneven competition.
5 viciously subdued LUNCHTIME in a action packed 7 minute gory match.
LUCKY SAVAGE was overpowered by PENUMBRA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VAMPIRE was viciously subdued by MACBETH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome fray.
ANGRY CALLER won victory over HUMAN GENOME PROJECT in a 2 minute gruesome fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  67         AIMED BLOW        81 -  54 -  1      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   20         TOTAL PARRY       53 -  44 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 18         PARRY-LUNGE      101 -  86 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     17         LUNGING ATTACK   371 - 335 - 12      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         SLASHING ATTACK  106 -  96 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   12         PARRY-RIPOSTE     56 -  67 -  0      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         BASHING ATTACK    34 -  41 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  35 -  1      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-STRIKE      42 -  53 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL    102 - 132 -  0      44  |

Turn 165 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     4 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK    30 - 37         7  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         8 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  7     PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  8         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL     11 -  9                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  8     
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  4     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                    W   L   K TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW         1) FURIOUS IMPALER 37-762   177  47   6 FAMOUS BRANDS (177)
LUNGING ATTACK     3) FERNDOK 60-607           158 108  22 UNDERDOGS (75)
SLASHING ATTACK    5) LEGACY 18-5620            93  30   9 THUNDR + LITENING (100)
PARRY-LUNGE       12) SEEKER HIDDEN SPA 65-155 130  83   1 SILENT STORM (159)
WALL OF STEEL     24) RAGE 48-906              170 143  10 THE BEARS (70)
PARRY-STRIKE      26) BARON COCKROACH 20-703   145 134   2 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (37)
PARRY-RIPOSTE     32) OEDI 8-1440              168  90   2 BRITERON BY (20)
BASHING ATTACK    36) SIR BACKBREAKER 7-1870   140  80   4 GOLDEN DAWN (213)
TOTAL PARRY       41) NICODEMUS 8-1729         139 102   3 BRITERON BY (20)
STRIKING ATTACK   48) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-688  68  50   1 ALMOST (304)

The overall popularity leader is NICODEMUS 8-1729.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HAMMER OF THE GODS 6-3311.  The ten other most popular fighters were LIAR 
63-28, FERNDOK 60-607, CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073, ZIPPY 82-1886, EXCARBAY 4-968, 
DOC'S EGO 56-3364, FOAM AT THE MOUTH 36-1256, LAB SUPPORT 7-3359, FURIOUS IMPALER 
37-762, and 5 62-2979.

The least popular fighter this week was LUCKY SAVAGE 60-352.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ZERO 7-3156, SEBASTIAN INLET 36-3431, MYSTRAL WYNDE 16-3730, 
MONTEZUMA 66-2315, ENVY 69-7848, MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610, DOC STEELE 18-5277, ALTAIR 
75-75, WHAT TEST? 78-779, and PURPLE BUTTERFLY 68-6859.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  2 1  
NIANIA(2)            2  2 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         5  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            5  3 0  ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  5 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  2  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        4  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            8  6 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  3 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  1 0  JHANS(36)            3  5 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  5 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        5  3 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  3 0  ZENSU(40)            1  1 0  SENTERN(70)          5  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  2 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  CAER(48)             0  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  5 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         2  1 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         1  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         2  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          7 10 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  3 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 68) TOE JAM 1-3433              75  78  2  SUPERIOR FORCES (120)      MORDANT
 67) OXYGEN THIEF 2-3726        105  61  2  ODD SQUAD (268)            NIANIA
184) THE PLEDGE 3-2984           88  77  3  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (208)   OSKSI
 17) CUNNING FOX 4-3906         104  43  0  TRIBAL COUNCIL (83)        JHELUM
 28) HAMMER OF THE GODS 6-3311  130  77  7  DARK PANTHEON (164)        TRANSEL
 10) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172         117  84  2  THE BEARS (172)            BONSUR
 32) OEDI 8-1440                168  90  2  BRITERON BY (20)           ARKERS
  7) VENGEANCE 9-2052           229  59 %108  ANGELS OF PAIN (23)        ZUKAL
 30) MIPHON 10-2706             134  76  1  LIQUID CARNAGE (216)       KOLACT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 94) FANGS 11-3066               83  76  2  REPTILIAN REBELS (337)     ARUAK CITY
 19) GUMBY 12-2854              110  90  0  ZOOM ZONE (143)            RIZTAB
 57) HELACIOUS HIPPO 13-2774    173  70  4  SATAN'S KINGDOM (339)      DULLENS
160) MYSTRAL WYNDE 16-3730       73  61  2  THE BLACKHEARTS (424)      WILLAF
168) LUNCHTIME 17-5359           46  32  0  EASTERN HORDE (389)        ALJAFIR
  5) LEGACY 18-5620              93  30  9  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 95) CHANGELING 19-2164          93  97  2  THE GUARDIANS (35)         ZUWAYZA
 26) BARON COCKROACH 20-703     145 134  2  DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (37)     SEAM
 46) SCAR 25-2752                79  67  2  SACRED VOW (174)           LYRATILAN
 13) SABRE TOOTH 28-1193        147  83  2  THE RED REAVERS (47)       MORYA
 62) SUMMONED MONSTER 29-2992   109  74  0  SUPERIOR FORCES (113)      LAPUR
127) JAMES MADISON 32-2777       88 109  2  THE PRESIDENTS (344)       ARVAT
 22) CHESHIRE CAT 33-3036       155  70  3  ALICE'S RESTAURANT (156)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
159) THE TRIP 35-2655            48  41  0  PHILANTHROPISTS (426)      MURSKA
  9) MAIMED 36-2213             144 107 15  THE HURT (103)             JHANS
  1) FURIOUS IMPALER 37-762     177  47  6  FAMOUS BRANDS (177)        SIBIKHAS
 83) KOJI SHIKERU 40-2619        87  69  1  SUPERIOR FORCES (251)      ZENSU
 54) TAIL BANDIT 42-2097         68  24  2  TAIL BANDITS (347)         RODEKI
 24) RAGE 48-906                170 143 10  THE BEARS (70)             CAER
134) JULIET 49-2818              99  73  0  STORIES (430)              VITHICAR
 37) MOLLY RINGWALD 52-520      134 110  5  PRETTY THINGS (93)         FRATSFA
112) TONGUEINMYCLOTHES 53-5410   83  76  1  HYBRIDS II (394)           KHALHUMS
 50) ASHE 55-168                126 116  3  KENCYRATH (157)            KHALANI
 33) ANGEL 56-612               157 100  0  PITT GLADIATORS (158)      ROCANIS
116) BLACK SKULL 58-5130         85  62  1  KHOTA (352)                DELARQ TOR
  3) FERNDOK 60-607             158 108 22  UNDERDOGS (75)             ARADI
 58) THE DRAGON 62-2505          81  68  1  SAVAGE (302)               VALAMANTIS
 23) LIAR 63-28                 146  88  3  QUEENSPAWN (181)           AMEN-TEI
155) GNAW 64-3066                98 119  0  MASTICATORS (151)          KURUKAR
 12) SEEKER HIDDEN SPAR 65-1559 130  83  1  SILENT STORM (159)         DAL SHANG
104) LORD HAVE MERCY 66-2314    121  79  6  OFF THE WALL (355)         TARRGIR
 48) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885   68  50  1  ALMOST (304)               FIREHOLD
 21) CRAZY HORSE 69-4523        149  62  1  DEADMAN'S HAND (242)       CIMMERIAC
  4) REX WALTERS 70-1592        142  65  3  JAYHAWKS (161)             SENTERN
 76) SHARP 74-2739               63  26  0  CORPS (327)                DAIYLA KIV
 52) SOME STROKE 75-1564         82  46  1  MAKING WAVES (313)         JADE MOUNTAIN
 42) COMPLETE CHECK 76-756      104 117  2  CREW MONIKER (119)         SIMTAKKA
 43) MARTIN RIGGS 77-2297        83  38  0  HEROES (328)               MAZGOURRAH
 92) HST 78-1738                 67  49  1  PRESIDENTS (407)           LIN TIRIAN
100) ZIPPY 82-1886               42  26  1  EASTERN HORDE (410)        DWES EG
 25) JALON 97-37                160  66  5  FIVE IN ONE (366)          SHADOW GROVE
 80) ARNIE 98-368               105  71  6  ...ACTION! (314)           SYVYN'S HILL

                      NEW GRADUATES FROM CLOSED TRANSFER ARENAS

     For those of you who keep track of such things, one warrior graduated from arenas 
68, 69, and 70 since the last tournament:

                          THE BUCCANEER (69-9930) TEAM CONAN

                                          -- Green Eyes