ADVANCED DUELMASTERS

Date   : 03/13/2003    Duedate: 03/26/2003

THE KAIKWOK GATEWAY

DM-108    TURN-190

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %
  1 ODD SQUAD 2/268     1131  515  23 68.7      MALPRACTICE 75/495                    
    ADDAMS FAMILY 36/57                      11 NUMBERS 62/435       158  149   2 51.5
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/100                    CARTOON NETWORK 4/383                 
    DEADMAN'S HAND 69/242                       WASTELAND II 7/386                    
    LEGENDS OF STEELE 42/231                    DANGEROUS PUPPETS 7/458               
    BLADE RYCHE 69/241                       12 THE PEOPLE 40/469     56   53   0 51.4
    DARK PANTHEON 6/164                         DAGGER ISLE 76/246                    
    MYTHING BLADES 65/303                       ROGUES GALLERY 7/387                  
    ADOPT A WARRIOR 69/440                   13 PHILANTHROPI 35/426    9    9   0 50.0
    WAR WAGON 38/346                         14 THE INANIMAT 38/500    3    3   0 50.0
  2 DARK SIDE 43/115     193   96   8 66.8   15 UNDERDOGS 60/75      280  282  44 49.8
    LITHE & LOVELY 9/499                     16-CORPS 74/327         753  815  27 48.0
    IN COLD BLOOD 75/472                        THE BEARS 7/172                       
  3 THE BAD BUNNI 4/209  219  137   0 61.5      FAMOUS BRANDS 37/177                  
    REPTILIAN REBELS 11/337                     THE HURT 36/103                       
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/208                    HEROES 77/328                         
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 70/362                    THE BEARS 48/70                       
  4 EVIL 69/379          458  305   0 60.0      PRESIDENTS 78/407                     
    GOLDEN DAWN 7/213                           UNRELATED 9/459                       
    SAVAGE 62/302                            17 QUBIT 53/236         280  307   3 47.7
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/83                         SIR AGLIO 10/274                      
    SHINING PATH 6/211                          JOKA MASHER 60/299                    
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 1 69/465                     VERMIN! 69/306                        
    HERMETICS 18/223                            TAIL BANDITS 42/347                   
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 8 69/494                  18 KHOTA 58/352          29   32   0 47.5
    LIQUID CARNAGE 10/216                    19 SUPERIOR FORC 1/120  297  347  16 46.1
    DOMINATION 78/496                           SUPERIOR FORCES 29/113                
  5 HYBRIDS II 53/394    266  196   2 57.6      SUPERIOR FORCES 40/251                
    MOM 'N DAD RELATED? 68/400               20-ELEMENTAL FO 52/234  222  261   1 46.0
    SATAN'S DELI 7/214                          POISONOUS DEMISE 53/235               
    STREET PIZZA 18/221                         EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/245             
    MINIONS OF BOB 1/441                     21 EAGLES CLAW 38/261    72  102   0 41.4
    STREET PIZZAD II 82/468                     FARFIGNEWTONS 32/260                  
  6 ...ACTION! 98/314     91   67   0 57.6      INANIMATE TOFU 18/277                 
  7 PARTY TIME 6/212     127   94   1 57.5      CAR AND DRIVER 63/354                 
    ZOOM ZONE 12/143                         22 WOLF PACK 36/463      78  111   3 41.3
    MONGREL HORDE 10/481                        DOOMCORPS PRIDE 56/432                
  8 JAYHAWKS 70/161     1027  876   9 54.0      SACRED VOW 25/174                     
    PITT GLADIATORS 56/158                      WOLF PACK 25/342                      
    QUEENSPAWN 63/181                        23 BACON LORDS 5/417    125  181   1 40.8
    SILENT STORM 65/159                         THIGH MASTERS 18/222                  
    OFF THE WALL 66/355                         THE INQUISITION 66/152                
    ARCHANGEL 42/289                         24 UNDEAD ARTIST 7/335   32   47   0 40.5
    VAMPYRES 70/310                          25 BURN N' PILL 18/470   40   63   0 38.8
    PITT GLADIATORS 2/455                    26-CRIMSON PEGA 66/438   18   30   0 37.5
    MYTH HERD 9/155                             PAYNT THY TOWNE 68/453                
  9 THIRSTY THUG 10/336   31   29   0 51.7   27 ROGUES 1/454          32   56   0 36.4
 10-ALMOST 68/304        586  552   9 51.5      THE DYING EARTH 18/331                
    DARK GUARDIANS 1/8                       28 EASTERN HORD 82/410   49   89   0 35.5
    THE GUARDIANS 19/35                         EASTERN HORDE 36/284                  
    WHY I DRINK 51/393                          EASTERN HORDE 17/389                  
    DESPAIR 97/497                              EASTERN HORDE 12/482                  
    SPECIAL EFFECTS 69/307                   29 AFTER DARK 2 21/323    1    2   0 33.3
    WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5 18/276              30 MOLES 63/118         738 1598  11 31.6

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %
    CREW MONIKER 76/119                         THE LADY'S LIST 6/480                 
    BAD NEWS 78/186                             AUTHORS 21/460                        
    NIGHTLIGHTS 75/154                          ARROGANCE 18/425                      
    LIFESHARDPLAYSHORT 65/166                   WEIRD AL 22/487                       
    DARBS 77/137                             32 MYTHICAL 58/493        1    6   0 14.3
    THE PRESIDENTS 32/344                    33 VICTORIANS 17/484      1   12   0  7.7
    MASTICATORS 64/151                          MEDICINE SHOW 21/485                  
 31 STORIES 49/430        44  110   1 28.6

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                        Reflections by the The Gate Commander

                            RAMBLINGS FROM WITHIN THE KEEP

     Hello, my dears!  It's time once again for my report on this round's fights in 
our wonderful Gateway arena.  Pull up your chairs, my dear warriors and managers, as I 
tell you the latest news. 
     First, our top honor, the Captain of the Gate!  Our reigning Captain, Furious 
Impaler, took a small vacation and missed this round's fights.  The title went to our 
highest ranked warrior, Ferndok of Underdogs, who had ventured outside the keep to 
slay a nasty water lizard instead of participating in the regular arena duels.  Not 
that I'm complaining, mind you; could you imagine one of those coming up the drain?  
Oh my!  Anyway, Ferndok is our new Captain!  Congratulations, Ferndok! 
     Two warriors went out to kill those evil monsters this round, Ferndok and Toe 
Jam.  And unfortunately, Ferndok had to return with Toe Jam's remains, because Ferndok 
says he was nearly eaten by a gorgorothor.  Toe Jam doesn't remember any of it, and I 
haven't ever seen one, but from what Ferndok said, I don't want to!  Land sakes alive, 
you boys scare the tarnation out of me, going out there and fighting those strange 
nasty creatures.  Tsk tsk. 
     Now for the avoids.  Now that's a change.  Thundr + Litening avoided Famous 
Brands the most this round.  I can't believe my eyes!  Perhaps the scribes made a 
mistake?  I can't imagine Doc Steele avoiding anyone, but maybe I'm just old and 
foolish.  
     Sitting Bull of Tribal Council (#131) was our most challenged warrior this round.  
He drew Demon Dancer of Dark Pantheon (#137) and was handily defeated in less than a 
minute.  Well done, Demon Dancer!
     The warrior who rose the most in the rankings was The Pledge of Frat Party 
Blowout (#101), who demolished Yellow Ledbetter of Eagles Claw (#49) and jumped 50 
ranks to #51.  Very well done, my dear Pledge!  Other notable battles:  Lord Have 
Mercy (#53) was barely bested by Sir Dar (#79).  James Madison (#118) was demolished 
by Dead Dog (#161).  Sir Repititious (#96) bested Zero (#82).  Quarrel (#128) was 
devastated by Dave Wolverton (#170).  Captain Poland (#164) overcame Tarlock (#153).  
Next of Kin (#89) was defeated by Tyrrus (#104).  Juliet (#119) was subdued by Magsman 
(#133).  Envy (#127) lost to Sir Iasis (#149).  Picasso (#77) was subdued by Sebastian 
(#120).  Angry Lightening (#135) was vanquished by Uriel (#152).  And finally, 
Quandary (#148) vanquished What Test? (#106).  Well done, all of you!
     In the top eleven, Hammer of the Gods (#6) lost to Bonnie (#9).  Shadow Knight 
(#7) overpowered Liar (#8).  Legacy (#10) was victorious over Seeker Pale Silk (#13).  
Cunning Fox (#4) was overpowered by Crazy Horse (#3).  Tarad (also #6) drew a bye.  
Skylas Takarin (#11) was devastated by Miphon (#16).  Angel (#5) lost to Stormbringer 
(#12).  We've already heard about Ferndok's (#2) defeat of the lizard and how he was 
awarded the Title spot, because Furious Impaler (#1) did not fight this round.  I'm so 
proud of all of you fine warriors, all except for Furious Impaler, who should show 
some respect for our arena and show up for the duels!  Tsk tsk. 
     In the team rankings, Doc Steele still holds #1 with his mighty fine 68.7% (up 
yet again from 68.6%).  Very well done, my dear Doc!  Sentinel did fight this time, 
but dropped to 66.8% (from 67.1%), even though he stayed at #2.  Anarchist held #3 
with a nice increase to 61.5% (up from 61.1%).  Chief stayed at #4 but fell to 60.0% 
(down from 60.2%).  The Mun fell out of #5 all the way down to #14 with his loss, from 
60.0% to 50.0%, which gave T.U.M. the #5 position with his very respectable 57.6% 
(unchanged from last time).  Excellent, all of you!  The rest of you should practice 
more.  Remember, practice makes perfect!
     Well, young people, this is the end of my report.  Don't forget to take your 
vitamins and brush your teeth before you go to bed.  

                                          Myrtle

CAPTAIN OF THE GATE               W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  1) FERNDOK 60-607             178 111  42 UNDERDOGS (75)             ARADI

THE GATE COMMANDERS               W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  2)-FURIOUS IMPALER 37-762     193  52   6 FAMOUS BRANDS (177)        SIBIKHAS
  3) CRAZY HORSE 69-4523        164  72   2 DEADMAN'S HAND (242)       CIMMERIAC
  4) CUNNING FOX 4-3906         122  50   0 TRIBAL COUNCIL (83)        JHELUM
  5) STORMBRINGER 1-318         189  95   0 ROGUES (454)               MORDANT
  6) TARAD 18-181               197 103   9 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
  7) BONNIE 29-2780             116  92   3 SUPERIOR FORCES (113)      LAPUR
  8) SHADOW KNIGHT 18-3309      180  78   3 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
  9) LIAR 63-28                 160  99   3 QUEENSPAWN (181)           AMEN-TEI
 10) HAMMER OF THE GODS 6-3311  150  82   7 DARK PANTHEON (164)        TRANSEL
 11) LEGACY 18-5620             105  37   9 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA

LIEUTENANTS OF THE GATE           W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 12)-RAGE 48-906                177 145  10 THE BEARS (70)             CAER
 13) MIPHON 10-2706             154  81   1 LIQUID CARNAGE (216)       KOLACT
 14) REX WALTERS 70-1592        160  72   3 JAYHAWKS (161)             SENTERN
 15) SEEKER PALE SILK 65-1582   144 102   1 SILENT STORM (159)         DAL SHANG
 16)-WHIPLASH 19-1221           157  85   2 THE GUARDIANS (35)         ZUWAYZA
 17)-MANDRAKE 53-3845           143  99   1 POISONOUS DEMISE (235)     KHALHUMS
 18) SKYLAS TAKARIN 18-3114     163  86   1 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 19)-MOTHER BEAR 7-3172         127  93   3 THE BEARS (172)            BONSUR
 20) ANGEL 56-612               169 113   0 PITT GLADIATORS (158)      ROCANIS
 21) LAZAR WOLF 4-1169          156 105   1 TRIBAL COUNCIL (83)        JHELUM
 22) GUMBY 12-2854              128  97   0 ZOOM ZONE (143)            RIZTAB
 23)-MA BEAR 48-2205            101 102   0 THE BEARS (70)             CAER
 24) GLENCOE 6-4341             116  52   2 PARTY TIME (212)           TRANSEL
 25) TOE JAM 1-3433              88  90   4 SUPERIOR FORCES (120)      MORDANT
 26)-LORD OF ILLUSION 69-7429    76  53   1 SPECIAL EFFECTS (307)      CIMMERIAC
 27) COMPLETE CHECK 76-756      118 128   3 CREW MONIKER (119)         SIMTAKKA
 28) ARNIE 98-368               120  81   6 ...ACTION! (314)           SYVYN'S HILL
 29)-MAIMED 36-2213             156 112  18 THE HURT (103)             JHANS
 30) CHILI CON CARNAGE 7-2989   129 108   2 SATAN'S DELI (214)         BONSUR
 31) THE HELLION 32-668         121  87   2 FARFIGNEWTONS (260)        ARVAT

DEFENDERS OF THE KEEP             W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 32) MALADOR 6-3075             150  91   1 SHINING PATH (211)         TRANSEL
 33) OXYGEN THIEF 2-3726        126  65   2 ODD SQUAD (268)            NIANIA
 34)-CHANGELING 19-2164          99 115   2 THE GUARDIANS (35)         ZUWAYZA
 35)-NAMELESS TOOK 1-3195       143  55   4 DARK GUARDIANS (8)         MORDANT
 36) MJOLNIR 18-4732            142  49   3 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 37) INFLATABLE DOLL 38-682     106  78   0 THE INANIMATES (500)       CLIFFHOME
 38) THE DRAGON 62-2505          96  78   1 SAVAGE (302)               VALAMANTIS
 39) SHEWISH PICKLE 7-2434      165 104   2 SATAN'S DELI (214)         BONSUR
 40) SUMMONED MONSTER 29-2992   123  85   0 SUPERIOR FORCES (113)      LAPUR
 41)-DAPHNE 53-3095             168 105   1 POISONOUS DEMISE (235)     KHALHUMS
 42) SALADIN 18-183             203  87   3 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 43)-SHARP 74-2739               77  34   0 CORPS (327)                DAIYLA KIV
 44) SIR BACKBREAKER 7-1870     156  89   4 GOLDEN DAWN (213)          BONSUR
 45) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610       80  61   2 THIRSTY THUGS (336)        KOLACT

DEFENDERS OF THE KEEP             W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 46) DEE DEE 4-4285              78  56   3 CARTOON NETWORK (383)      JHELUM
 47) SCAR 25-2752                87  84   4 SACRED VOW (174)           LYRATILAN
 48) MYSTIC 43-2387             154  69   4 DARK SIDE (115)            VEASTIAN
 49) WEBBED TOES 68-8436         73  42   1 MOM 'N DAD RELATED? (400)  FIREHOLD
 50)-PANDA 71-550                98  86   0 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (245)   KYR'TERR
 51) THE PLEDGE 3-2984          108  81   3 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (208)   OSKSI
 52) JACK RABBIT 4-2713         125  86   1 THE BAD BUNNIES (209)      JHELUM
 53) SIR DAR 10-2608            139  83   2 SIR AGLIO (274)            KOLACT
 54) STICKY HANDKERCHIE 18-3244 128 108   5 STREET PIZZA (221)         TALCAMA
 55) OUTSIDER 36-4797            56  24   3 WOLF PACK (463)            JHANS
 56) SIR MOUNT 10-2951          105 104   2 SIR AGLIO (274)            KOLACT
 57) THUMPER 4-3989              71  77   1 THE BAD BUNNIES (209)      JHELUM
 58) FANGS 11-3066               98  85   2 REPTILIAN REBELS (337)     ARUAK CITY
 59) JUANITA 63-1482             84 148   2 MOLES (118)                AMEN-TEI
 60) TONGUEINMYCLOTHES 53-5410  100  84   2 HYBRIDS II (394)           KHALHUMS
 61) CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073  119  59   3 PITT GLADIATORS (158)      ROCANIS

GUARDIANS OF THE WALL             W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 62) KATE 18-3126                94  70   1 THIGH MASTERS (222)        TALCAMA
 63) HARRISON CROSS 18-4906      80  84   0 HERMETICS (223)            TALCAMA
 64) GUMBO JAKE 76-1694          73  37   2 DAGGER ISLE (246)          SIMTAKKA
 65) ALCATRAZ 7-3447            120  98   0 WASTELAND II (386)         BONSUR
 66) LUCIFER'S HAMMER 75-639    117 138   5 NIGHTLIGHTS (154)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 67)-ELLEGON 19-1723            124  78   2 THE GUARDIANS (35)         ZUWAYZA
 68) SORE EYE 60-2308           111 109   1 JOKA MASHER (299)          ARADI
 69) CARTMAN 7-4034              76  68   3 WASTELAND II (386)         BONSUR
 70) GNARLY GNAT 69-5474         87  87   1 VERMIN! (306)              CIMMERIAC
 71)-TAIL BANDIT 42-2097         74  39   2 TAIL BANDITS (347)         RODEKI
 72) VULTUREMAN 42-3394          97  35   1 LEGENDS OF STEELE (231)    RODEKI
 73) THE GREENER FENCE 65-1955  123  91   4 LIFESHARDPLAYSHORT (166)   DAL SHANG
 74) CELISTON 18-6261            87  22  15 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
 75) 5 62-2979                   81  51   1 NUMBERS (435)              VALAMANTIS
 76)-JACK DANIELS 51-3084        59  55   1 WHY I DRINK (393)          TRICORUS
 77) SEBASTIAN 66-1834           80  88   1 THE INQUISITION (152)      TARRGIR
 78) MICHAEL 42-764             135  82   3 ARCHANGEL (289)            RODEKI
 79) LORD HAVE MERCY 66-2314    133  92   6 OFF THE WALL (355)         TARRGIR
 80) FINGER PUPPET 36-1774       71  84   1 EASTERN HORDE (284)        JHANS
 81)-WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885   70  72   1 ALMOST (304)               FIREHOLD
 82) SIR REPTITIOUS 10-2917     104 112   2 SIR AGLIO (274)            KOLACT
 83) CHRIS DODD 77-31           107 139   4 DARBS (137)                MAZGOURRAH
 84) BLOOD TITAN 6-3509         127  92   4 DARK PANTHEON (164)        TRANSEL
 85) T'SAIN 18-993               63  79   2 THE DYING EARTH (331)      TALCAMA
 86) TIM HOCHBERG 63-1802        87  98   0 MOLES (118)                AMEN-TEI
 87)-BOOBFROG 68-7503            65  69   0 ALMOST (304)               FIREHOLD
 88) KOJI SHIKERU 40-2619       100  81   1 SUPERIOR FORCES (251)      ZENSU
 89) TYRRUS 70-1125             123  83   2 VAMPYRES (310)             SENTERN
 90) ANGEL 2-1548               106  96   4 PITT GLADIATORS (455)      NIANIA
 91) THE OFFSPRING 18-3954       90  63   3 INANIMATE TOFU (277)       TALCAMA
 92) DARKNESS 69-6719            78  76   2 EVIL (379)                 CIMMERIAC
 93) 22 JACKS 7-4153             60  29   0 ROGUES GALLERY (387)       BONSUR
 94) ZERO 7-3156                 69  70   2 WASTELAND II (386)         BONSUR
 95) LUNCHTIME 17-5359           52  40   0 EASTERN HORDE (389)        ALJAFIR
 96) ELLYN 5-2077                73  90   4 BACON LORDS (417)          KALTOS
 97) IMMOLATION 69-4135         135  62   1 BLADE RYCHE (241)          CIMMERIAC
 98) ZIPPY 82-1886               48  34   1 EASTERN HORDE (410)        DWES EG
 99) YELLOW LEDBETTER 38-2752    87  74   1 EAGLES CLAW (261)          CLIFFHOME
100) DOC'S EGO 56-3364           46  26   2 DOOMCORPS PRIDE (432)      ROCANIS
101) MOON DAUGHTER 40-3016       56  35   2 THE PEOPLE (469)           ZENSU

PROTECTORS OF THE WALL            W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
102) NEXT OF KIN 25-3663         72  47   4 WOLF PACK (342)            LYRATILAN
103) NIBBLE 64-2916              71 143   0 MASTICATORS (151)          KURUKAR
104) QUANDARY 53-4767            92 107   3 QUBIT (236)                KHALHUMS

PROTECTORS OF THE WALL            W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
105) BLISS 9-2771               164  88   1 LITHE & LOVELY (499)       ZUKAL
106)-HST 78-1738                 81  57   1 PRESIDENTS (407)           LIN TIRIAN
107)-SIROCCO 52-1789             89  75   0 ELEMENTAL FORCE (234)      FRATSFA
108) STEVE BARD 63-1722         106  96   1 MOLES (118)                AMEN-TEI
109) MACBETH 49-2832             76  76   2 STORIES (430)              VITHICAR
110) RODGER YOUNG 70-5786        68  77   2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (362)    SENTERN
111) THING 36-97                107  70   0 ADDAMS FAMILY (57)         JHANS
112) THUNDER KING 9-2322        102 116   5 MYTH HERD (155)            ZUKAL
113) JAANA 40-2046              111 104   2 SUPERIOR FORCES (251)      ZENSU
114) PHILANTHROPOLOGIST 35-2655  55  45   0 PHILANTHROPISTS (426)      MURSKA
115) DEAD DOG 69-8786            21   9   0 TRIBAL COUNCIL 8 (494)     CIMMERIAC
116) MAGSMAN 1-2615              64  36   2 ROGUES (454)               MORDANT
117) PICASSO 7-1534              79  84   3 UNDEAD ARTISTS (335)       BONSUR
118) MR. CILANTRO 7-4118         71  60   1 WASTELAND II (386)         BONSUR
119) BLACK SKULL 58-5130         95  77   1 KHOTA (352)                DELARQ TOR
120) SIKAMIKANICO 7-2681         50  40   2 DANGEROUS PUPPETS (458)    BONSUR
121)-BRASS BELLS 9-4417          42  34   0 UNRELATED (459)            ZUKAL
122) LI'L PEPPER 60-2245         98 103   2 JOKA MASHER (299)          ARADI
123) SIR IASIS 10-2730           81  94   0 SIR AGLIO (274)            KOLACT
124) DAVE WOLVERTON 21-3611      81 118   2 AUTHORS (460)              SUNSET
125) THOMAS JEFFERSON 32-2776    89 133   6 THE PRESIDENTS (344)       ARVAT
126) HARLOT HARE 4-3893          69  87   1 THE BAD BUNNIES (209)      JHELUM
127) DEMON DANCER 6-3964         43  55   0 DARK PANTHEON (164)        TRANSEL
128) DOC STEELE 18-5277          70  99   5 ARROGANCE (425)            TALCAMA
129) JULIET 49-2818             109  88   0 STORIES (430)              VITHICAR
130) MONTEZUMA 66-2315          111  94   1 OFF THE WALL (355)         TARRGIR
131) KOMODO 75-1786              61  57   3 IN COLD BLOOD (472)        JADE MOUNTAIN
132) URIEL 42-761               114 112   7 ARCHANGEL (289)            RODEKI
133) HARD 'N CRUNCHY 82-1323     26  25   1 STREET PIZZAD II (468)     DWES EG
134) SITTING BULL 4-1016         84  64   3 TRIBAL COUNCIL (83)        JHELUM
135) ANGRY CALLER 42-3170       102  54   1 LEGENDS OF STEELE (231)    RODEKI
136) LAMBORGHINI 63-1606         79  64   2 CAR AND DRIVER (354)       AMEN-TEI
137) JENNIFER BARTES 63-1881     85  81   5 MOLES (118)                AMEN-TEI
138) GOD-EMPEROR OF BOB 1-6104   45  27   0 MINIONS OF BOB (441)       MORDANT
139)-GILHAMN 66-2153             64  53   2 CRIMSON PEGASI (438)       TARRGIR
140) NEO LIGHTNING 17-5112       47  47   1 EASTERN HORDE (389)        ALJAFIR
141) TWISTED ONE 6-4738          74  41   0 DARK PANTHEON (164)        TRANSEL
142) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170      81  73   4 WEIRD AL (487)             SOLVEN
143) KY 21-4498                  89  55   0 AFTER DARK 2 (323)         SUNSET
144) SVEN THORFIN 78-1622        38  19   0 DOMINATION (496)           LIN TIRIAN
145) WHAT TEST? 78-779          116 109   1 BAD NEWS (186)             LIN TIRIAN
146) ENVY 69-7848                82  61   0 ADOPT A WARRIOR (440)      CIMMERIAC
147) IRONTHORN 18-5562           81  29   2 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
148)-TERMINUS 97-484             41  38   5 DESPAIR (497)              SHADOW GROVE
149) ANGRY LIGHTNING 69-8748     78  45   2 TRIBAL COUNCIL 1 (465)     CIMMERIAC
150) CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614      56  31   1 BURN N' PILLAGE (470)      TALCAMA
151) GEOMANCER 18-4166           45  58   2 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA

GHEA GUARDIANS                    W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
152) NO QUAM HERE 12-3729        41  51   4 EASTERN HORDE (482)        RIZTAB
153) WHIRLING TERROR 18-6616     56  21   1 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
154)-LEROY BROWN 77-2521         49  25   0 HEROES (328)               MAZGOURRAH
155) SHARKY 18-5306              70  98   2 ARROGANCE (425)            TALCAMA
156) DARING DOG 10-4033          44  40   0 MONGREL HORDE (481)        KOLACT
157) AFTERLIFE 18-650            87  64   4 THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
158) JAMES MADISON 32-2777       97 125   2 THE PRESIDENTS (344)       ARVAT
159) ARTEMIS 58-2677             60  58   1 MYTHICAL (493)             DELARQ TOR
160) TARLOCK 6-4615              63  82   1 THE LADY'S LIST (480)      TRANSEL
161)-AMBULANCE CHASER 75-1219    55  33   1 MALPRACTICE (495)          JADE MOUNTAIN
162) VICC 17-1497                53  54   2 VICTORIANS (484)           ALJAFIR
163) THE GREAT SKEEVE 65-1719    95  44   0 MYTHING BLADES (303)       DAL SHANG
164)-DARK EMERYLD 68-3246        52  42   0 PAYNT THY TOWNE (453)      FIREHOLD
165) BAYLOFF 38-3072             75  45   0 WAR WAGON (346)            CLIFFHOME

GHEA GUARDIANS                    W   L   K TEAM NAME                  CITY           
166) QUARREL 53-4430             99 100   0 QUBIT (236)                KHALHUMS
167) DOC BUTLER 21-1037          63  70   1 MEDICINE SHOW (485)        SUNSET
168)-DESTINY 18-3369             55  55   1 WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5 (276) TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
WATER LIZARD 108-34         0   1  0 DARK ARENA 0           FERNDOK 60-607         190
PHILANTHROPOLOGIS 35-2655  55  45  0 PHILANTHROPISTS 426    MACBETH 49-2832        190
TOE JAM 1-3433             88  90  4 SUPERIOR FORCES 120    GORGOROTHOR 108-48     190

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Myrtle -- FYI, Inflatable Doll is back in the hands of his original manager. -- 
Mannequin

     I'm so glad to hear it!  If I haven't said it before, welcome back, dear 
     Mannequin! -- Myrtle

Sharp -- Nothing like pinning a loss on one of Papa Bear's little runts. -- Inflatable 
Doll

Guardian -- This turn's score was 5-1 in my favor.  The overall score is Doc Steele 
47, and Guardian 15. -- Doc Steele

Myrtle -- You need to check your notes more closely my dear, it said "Legacy was 
narrowly defeated by Furious...."  My new bare handed AB strategy looked pretty good, 
considering it was Furious and I have never hit him before when he didn't have 
weapons.  A couple of superhuman hits and a parry is pretty close to taking him out.  
Anyway, he is still the best warrior in the game when he is bare handed.  I'm just 
glad he doesn't have a strong team around him to support him in the tourney. -- Legacy

     Ah, right you are.  That will teach me to forget my glasses!  I'm so 
     sorry, my dear Legacy! -- Myrtle

The Sentinel -- Feel free to add that to your resume.  I know how paper-thin it must 
be. -- Manager

Doc Steele -- Fair enough.  The personal I sent was an abbreviated version of a much 
more venomous note which I decided to mostly not send because I had since calmed down 
and did not want to get the whole thing censored.  When I said dead, I meant the name-
calling/hard feelings and animosity between both sides on the issue.  (Maybe you're 
not aware of the RT exploding on this issue once again after Gergin's DM column where 
the topic had otherwise died or taken to private email.)  If Gergin or yourself want 
to debate the issue publically or privately, I'd be more than happy to oblige.  But 
Gergin was not merely "bringing up the issue", instead he chose to insult Ivy and make 
condescending remarks about the whole incident.  There are a lot of ways to bring up 
issues relevant to the game without attacking anyone--especially in a public forum.  I 
just wish Gergin had the tact that TUM did when he wrote an issue-related column in DM 
102. -- Manager

Bayloff -- To lose to that weapon.  Oh the endless humiliation of it all. -- Doc 
Butler

Whirling Terror -- Fascinating performance and against some of my most amazing moves.  
I don't get much better. -- Vicc

So -- Has anyone taken a 3 CN to max? -- Doc Butler

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FERNDOK butchered WATER LIZARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena Title fight.
TOE JAM was murdered by GORGOROTHOR in a exciting 2 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
HAMMER OF THE GODS was viciously subdued by BONNIE in a 8 minute Challenge brawl.
SHADOW KNIGHT overpowered LIAR in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge match.
OXYGEN THIEF was savagely defeated by ARNIE in a exciting 5 minute Challenge struggle.
MJOLNIR handily defeated JUANITA in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MYSTIC was viciously subdued by MILLER KNIGHT in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
SALADIN slimly won victory over CARNIVOROUS SLOTH in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
SIR REPTITIOUS slimly won victory over ZERO in a popular 3 minute Challenge bout.
IMMOLATION narrowly defeated ZIPPY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge match.
VULTUREMAN devastated FINGER PUPPET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
KOJI SHIKERU was beaten by CELISTON in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
TWISTED ONE overcame AMISH PARADISE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
PHILANTHROPOLOGIST was assassinated by MACBETH in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
DEMON DANCER devastated SITTING BULL in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ANGRY CALLER demolished JENNIFER BARTES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
JAANA was overpowered by THING in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
BLISS overpowered RODGER YOUNG in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DOC BUTLER was handily defeated by THE GREAT SKEEVE in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
AFTERLIFE was demolished by DARING DOG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WHIRLING TERROR overpowered VICC in a popular 1 minute gory uneven Challenge fight.
GEOMANCER demolished ARTEMIS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
LEGACY won victory over SEEKER PALE SILK in a popular 5 minute gruesome fray.
CUNNING FOX was savagely defeated by CRAZY HORSE in a 6 minute competition.
TARAD overpowered ZEXIQUETZ in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
SKYLAS TAKARIN was overpowered by MIPHON in a popular 2 minute one-sided match.
ANGEL was savagely defeated by STORMBRINGER in a popular 8 minute gruesome bout.
CHILI CON CARNAGE savagely defeated THE HELLION in a action packed 2 minute contest.
GLENCOE devastated OUTSIDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided battle.
MALADOR was handily defeated by REX WALTERS in a exciting 3 minute one-sided fight.
LAZAR WOLF handily defeated INFLATABLE DOLL in a 2 minute gory uneven match.
COMPLETE CHECK beat DEE DEE in a popular 2 minute duel.
GUMBY handily defeated SIR MOUNT in a action packed 2 minute mismatched match.
FANGS overpowered LUNCHTIME in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
YELLOW LEDBETTER was bested by THE PLEDGE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
STICKY HANDKERCHIEF was overcome by SUMMONED MONSTER in a 2 minute fight.
THE DRAGON overcame KATE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal melee.
SHEWISH PICKLE overpowered THE OFFSPRING in a popular 2 minute one-sided fight.
SIR BACKBREAKER savagely defeated SORE EYE in a action packed 2 minute gory bout.
HARRISON CROSS was handily defeated by TONGUEINMYCLOTHES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LORD HAVE MERCY slimly lost to SIR DAR in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
THUMPER overpowered ELLYN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
WEBBED TOES handily defeated ANGEL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JACK RABBIT demolished ALCATRAZ in a popular 3 minute mismatched battle.
SCAR devastated LUCIFER'S HAMMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
NEXT OF KIN was devastated by TYRRUS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHRIS DODD devastated SVEN THORFIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GUMBO JAKE devastated LAMBORGHINI in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
T'SAIN savagely defeated STEVE BARD in a action packed 6 minute brutal fight.
MICHAEL handily defeated MR. CILANTRO in a 2 minute gory mismatched battle.
DARKNESS viciously subdued LI'L PEPPER in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
GNARLY GNAT demolished DOC STEELE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
THE GREENER FENCE defeated BLACK SKULL in a popular 1 minute gruesome fight.
BLOOD TITAN vanquished NIBBLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
CARTMAN won victory over GOD-EMPEROR OF BOB in a 2 minute fight.
DOC'S EGO was defeated by 22 JACKS in a exciting 4 minute contest.
TIM HOCHBERG vanquished SIKAMIKANICO in a exciting 5 minute brutal one-sided contest.
PICASSO was overpowered by SEBASTIAN in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
5 viciously subdued NEO LIGHTNING in a exciting 4 minute bloody struggle.
QUANDARY savagely defeated WHAT TEST? in a action packed 2 minute bloody match.
QUARREL was demolished by DAVE WOLVERTON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
MONTEZUMA handily defeated NO QUAM HERE in a action packed 3 minute mismatched match.
HARLOT HARE won victory over HARD 'N CRUNCHY in a popular 1 minute bloody fight.
JULIET was subdued by MAGSMAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fray.
THUNDER KING vanquished BAYLOFF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal one-sided match.
ENVY was bested by SIR IASIS in a exciting 2 minute match.
ANGRY LIGHTNING was defeated by URIEL in a popular 2 minute brutal fray.
MOON DAUGHTER overcame KY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
KOMODO was overpowered by THOMAS JEFFERSON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JAMES MADISON was demolished by DEAD DOG in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
IRONTHORN vanquished SHARKY in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
CAPTAIN POLAND demolished TARLOCK in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  55         PARRY-LUNGE       87 -  54 -  2      62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   18         AIMED BLOW        81 -  63 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 15         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  22 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     14         TOTAL PARRY       42 -  37 -  1      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         LUNGING ATTACK   342 - 312 - 11      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  15 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         WALL OF STEEL     90 -  93 -  1      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     29 -  44 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         SLASHING ATTACK   55 -  91 -  0      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  37 -  0      29  |

Turn 190 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      6 - 12         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  5         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         7 -  6     
SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  7     
LUNGING ATTACK    28 - 27     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   RANK WARRIOR                    W   L   K TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK     1) FERNDOK 60-607           178 111  42 UNDERDOGS (75)
PARRY-LUNGE        3) CRAZY HORSE 69-4523      164  72   2 DEADMAN'S HAND (242)
AIMED BLOW         7) BONNIE 29-2780           116  92   3 SUPERIOR FORCES (113)
SLASHING ATTACK   11) LEGACY 18-5620           105  37   9 THUNDR + LITENING (100)
PARRY-RIPOSTE     25) TOE JAM 1-3433            88  90   4 SUPERIOR FORCES (120)
TOTAL PARRY       27) COMPLETE CHECK 76-756    118 128   3 CREW MONIKER (119)
WALL OF STEEL     28) ARNIE 98-368             120  81   6 ...ACTION! (314)
BASHING ATTACK    44) SIR BACKBREAKER 7-1870   156  89   4 GOLDEN DAWN (213)
PARRY-STRIKE      51) THE PLEDGE 3-2984        108  81   3 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (208)
STRIKING ATTACK  103) NIBBLE 64-2916            71 143   0 MASTICATORS (151)

The overall popularity leader is ANGEL 56-612.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was STORMBRINGER 1-318.  The ten other most popular fighters were BONNIE 29-2780, 
ANGEL 56-612, HAMMER OF THE GODS 6-3311, CRAZY HORSE 69-4523, CUNNING FOX 4-3906, 5 
62-2979, T'SAIN 18-993, ARNIE 98-368, CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073, and LEGACY 18-5620.

The least popular fighter this week was JAMES MADISON 32-2777.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SHARKY 18-5306, LAMBORGHINI 63-1606, SVEN THORFIN 78-1622, 
LUCIFER'S HAMMER 75-639, ANGEL 2-1548, ELLYN 5-2077, VICC 17-1497, AFTERLIFE 18-650, 
SITTING BULL 4-1016, and FINGER PUPPET 36-1774.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  2 0  LAPUR(29)            2  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  5 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  2 0  KURUKAR(64)          0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  3 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  2 0  TARRGIR(66)          2  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  3 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            5  5 0  ZENSU(40)            1  2 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        5  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           4  0 0  SENTERN(70)          2  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           6  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  1 1  SIMTAKKA(76)         2  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         2  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  3 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  3 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)         11  8 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  2 0  DWES EG(82)          0  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  2 1  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA         W   L  K  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
  5) STORMBRINGER 1-318         189  95  0  ROGUES (454)               MORDANT
 33) OXYGEN THIEF 2-3726        126  65  2  ODD SQUAD (268)            NIANIA
 51) THE PLEDGE 3-2984          108  81  3  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (208)   OSKSI
  4) CUNNING FOX 4-3906         122  50  0  TRIBAL COUNCIL (83)        JHELUM
 96) ELLYN 5-2077                73  90  4  BACON LORDS (417)          KALTOS
 10) HAMMER OF THE GODS 6-3311  150  82  7  DARK PANTHEON (164)        TRANSEL
 30) CHILI CON CARNAGE 7-2989   129 108  2  SATAN'S DELI (214)         BONSUR
105) BLISS 9-2771               164  88  1  LITHE & LOVELY (499)       ZUKAL
 13) MIPHON 10-2706             154  81  1  LIQUID CARNAGE (216)       KOLACT
 58) FANGS 11-3066               98  85  2  REPTILIAN REBELS (337)     ARUAK CITY
 22) GUMBY 12-2854              128  97  0  ZOOM ZONE (143)            RIZTAB
 95) LUNCHTIME 17-5359           52  40  0  EASTERN HORDE (389)        ALJAFIR
  6) TARAD 18-181               197 103  9  THUNDR + LITENING (100)    TALCAMA
124) DAVE WOLVERTON 21-3611      81 118  2  AUTHORS (460)              SUNSET
142) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170      81  73  4  WEIRD AL (487)             SOLVEN
 47) SCAR 25-2752                87  84  4  SACRED VOW (174)           LYRATILAN
  7) BONNIE 29-2780             116  92  3  SUPERIOR FORCES (113)      LAPUR
 31) THE HELLION 32-668         121  87  2  FARFIGNEWTONS (260)        ARVAT
114) PHILANTHROPOLOGIST 35-2655  55  45  0  PHILANTHROPISTS (426)      MURSKA
 55) OUTSIDER 36-4797            56  24  3  WOLF PACK (463)            JHANS
 37) INFLATABLE DOLL 38-682     106  78  0  THE INANIMATES (500)       CLIFFHOME
 88) KOJI SHIKERU 40-2619       100  81  1  SUPERIOR FORCES (251)      ZENSU
 72) VULTUREMAN 42-3394          97  35  1  LEGENDS OF STEELE (231)    RODEKI
 48) MYSTIC 43-2387             154  69  4  DARK SIDE (115)            VEASTIAN
109) MACBETH 49-2832             76  76  2  STORIES (430)              VITHICAR
 60) TONGUEINMYCLOTHES 53-5410  100  84  2  HYBRIDS II (394)           KHALHUMS
 20) ANGEL 56-612               169 113  0  PITT GLADIATORS (158)      ROCANIS
119) BLACK SKULL 58-5130         95  77  1  KHOTA (352)                DELARQ TOR
  1) FERNDOK 60-607             178 111 42  UNDERDOGS (75)             ARADI
 38) THE DRAGON 62-2505          96  78  1  SAVAGE (302)               VALAMANTIS
  9) LIAR 63-28                 160  99  3  QUEENSPAWN (181)           AMEN-TEI
103) NIBBLE 64-2916              71 143  0  MASTICATORS (151)          KURUKAR
 15) SEEKER PALE SILK 65-1582   144 102  1  SILENT STORM (159)         DAL SHANG
 77) SEBASTIAN 66-1834           80  88  1  THE INQUISITION (152)      TARRGIR
 49) WEBBED TOES 68-8436         73  42  1  MOM 'N DAD RELATED? (400)  FIREHOLD
  3) CRAZY HORSE 69-4523        164  72  2  DEADMAN'S HAND (242)       CIMMERIAC
 14) REX WALTERS 70-1592        160  72  3  JAYHAWKS (161)             SENTERN
 66) LUCIFER'S HAMMER 75-639    117 138  5  NIGHTLIGHTS (154)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 27) COMPLETE CHECK 76-756      118 128  3  CREW MONIKER (119)         SIMTAKKA
 83) CHRIS DODD 77-31           107 139  4  DARBS (137)                MAZGOURRAH
144) SVEN THORFIN 78-1622        38  19  0  DOMINATION (496)           LIN TIRIAN
 98) ZIPPY 82-1886               48  34  1  EASTERN HORDE (410)        DWES EG
 28) ARNIE 98-368               120  81  6  ...ACTION! (314)           SYVYN'S HILL