ADVANCED DUELMASTERS Date : 11/06/2003 Duedate: 11/19/2003 THE KAIKWOK GATEWAY DM-108 TURN-207 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 WARLORDS 38/477 176 45 125 79.6 WHY I DRINK 51/393 SATAN'S KINGDOM 13/339 SPECIAL EFFECTS 69/307 ANGELS OF PAIN 9/23 MALPRACTICE 75/495 2 WAR WAGON 38/346 1368 627 33 68.6 MYTH AND MIGHT 10/273 THUNDR + LITENING 18/100 WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5 18/276 LEGENDS OF STEELE 42/231 13-UNDERDOGS 60/75 294 283 57 51.0 DARK PANTHEON 6/164 14 QUBIT 53/236 372 370 5 50.1 ROOKIE ARMADA 69/526 JOKA MASHER 60/299 THE ONENESS 62/525 VERMIN! 69/306 MYTHING BLADES 65/303 SIR AGLIO 10/274 DEADMAN'S HAND 69/242 15 KHOTA 58/352 39 39 0 50.0 3 PARTY TIME 6/212 167 105 3 61.4 16 CORPS 74/327 820 859 30 48.8 ZOOM ZONE 12/143 THE BEARS 7/172 MONGREL HORDE 10/481 UNRELATED 9/459 4 THE BAD BUNNI 4/209 278 180 1 60.7 FAMOUS BRANDS 37/177 REPTILIAN REBELS 11/337 THE HURT 36/103 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/208 PRESIDENTS 78/407 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 70/362 THE BEARS 48/70 5 HYBRIDS II 53/394 338 243 2 58.2 17 SUPERIOR FOR 29/113 336 379 25 47.0 STREET PIZZA 18/221 SUPERIOR FORCES 40/251 SATAN'S DELI 7/214 18 ELEMENTAL FO 52/234 236 274 1 46.3 MOM 'N DAD RELATED? 68/400 EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/245 STREET PIZZAD II 82/468 19 CENSORED 82/529 48 57 0 45.7 MINIONS OF BOB 1/441 THIRSTY THUGS 10/336 6 EVIL 69/379 542 401 0 57.5 20 UNDEAD ARTIST 7/335 43 53 0 44.8 TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/83 21-MAURAUDERS 4/269 209 269 2 43.7 GOLDEN DAWN 7/213 LORDS OF RUIN 25/225 SHINING PATH 6/211 BLADES OF ICE 7/457 TRIBAL COUNCIL 1 69/465 EXILED KNIGHTS 19/224 HERMETICS 18/223 RESURRECTION 6/421 SAVAGE 62/302 BLADES OF MIST 4/456 TRIBAL COUNCIL 8 69/494 22 BACON LORDS 5/417 165 217 2 43.2 DOMINATION 78/496 THE CRIPPLERS 21/418 7 ...ACTION! 98/314 100 75 0 57.1 THIGH MASTERS 18/222 8 FROG PRINCES 18/33 149 127 18 54.0 ALL YOUR BASE 42/332 9 JAYHAWKS 70/161 1132 978 9 53.6 MUSICAL CHAIRS 8/517 PITT GLADIATORS 56/158 THE INQUISITION 66/152 QUEENSPAWN 63/181 23 ROGUES 1/454 53 75 1 41.4 OFF THE WALL 66/355 THE DYING EARTH 18/331 KAT'S PAW 70/244 24 STORM RIDERS 49/514 7 10 0 41.2 ARCHANGEL 42/289 25 AFTER DARK 2 21/323 8 12 0 40.0 VAMPYRES 70/310 26 JIHAD 39/288 59 96 0 38.1 PITT GLADIATORS 2/455 FLATLANDERS 18/278 MYTH HERD 9/155 FLATLANDERS 37/165 10 NUMBERS 62/435 221 205 13 51.9 THE TAO 36/507 CARTOON NETWORK 4/383 27 BURN N' PILL 18/470 43 77 0 35.8 WASTELAND II 7/386 28 TEST 37/522 18 33 1 35.3 DANGEROUS PUPPETS 7/458 THE INANIMATES 38/500 11-DAGGER ISLE 76/246 62 59 0 51.2 LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/515 ROGUES GALLERY 7/387 29 ARCTIC GUARD 17/518 4 10 0 28.6 12 ALMOST 68/304 648 622 9 51.0 30 STORIES 49/430 75 212 1 26.1 THE GUARDIANS 19/35 THE LADY'S LIST 6/480 DESPAIR 97/497 AUTHORS 21/460 MEN IN TIGHTS 68/305 ARROGANCE 18/425 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % WEIRD AL 22/487 32 MYTHICAL 58/493 5 19 0 20.8 31 BLOOD RELATE 60/524 6 22 0 21.4 33-SRETSAMLEUD 37/531 0 1 0 0.0 CAVITY CREEPS II 33/521 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM Reflections by the The Gate Commander It is remarkable, considering that we are supposedly warriors, how few of you actully have any courage. Of all of you only THREE were capable of summoning up the fortitude to face the wrath of Chaos! Goldilocks the Valiant, Ferndok Slayer of the Unknown and Inflatible Doll the Gate Rookie. You three know my regard for you. The rest of you...You still have time to come to your senses. Vengeance And now an aside from former Gate Captain and present Lieutenant Teetotaler.) All, I am aware of and sympathize with Vengeance's outrage at the lack of support for the defense of the keep. I do, however, realize that fear of the unknown and also the bizarre nature of the Chaos creatures must terrify some of you. Yet if not to fight the beasts of Chaos, why are you here? What is your reason for being? If not this battle, what do you wait for? Join the fray! Tee RAMBLINGS FROM WITHIN THE KEEP Hello, Gateway! Here I am again, reporting on this round in our fine arena. First, I want to tell you about the fight for the Captain's seat. Our mighty Captain, Vengeance travelled outside the keep to attempt to find the source of the gate monsters. Backing him up were Teetotaler, Goldilocks, and Inflatable Doll-- together, they were a small party of extremely competent warriors. They followed a well-traveled path deep into the jungles. Along the way, however, they were gruesomely attacked! Fortunately, our heroes were up to the challenge. Teetotaler dispatched a jaguar warrior fairly quickly; it took a little longer for Inflatable Doll and Goldilocks to slay their hechizatl and fire dragon, and Vengeance took over 13 minutes to slay the tzenori that had attacked him. With no surviving attackers, our champions thought it best to cover their tracks and return with a larger party next time. I am so proud of you dears! Thundr + Litening was our most avoided team, and Satan's Kingdom avoided them the most. Not without cause, apparently: Helacious Hippo of Satan's Kingdom was the most challenged warrior this turn. Depite the avoid, Celiston of Thundr + Litening managed to get his challenge through, but Helacious Hippo easily subdued his challenger. Excellent job, Helacious Hippo! Blue Zig of All Your Base (#120) moved up the most in the rankings this time. He fought Dark Guardian of Myth and Might (#85) and won. Other notable battles: Gnarly Gnat (#60) was subdued by The Pledge (#87). Michael (#45) was defeated by Sir Repititious (#70). Picasso (#124) overcame Harlot Hare (#105). Grasshopper (#135) vanquished MacBeth (#116). Bad Karma (#97) was devastated by Juliet (#130). Christine (#115) devastated Sven Thorfin (#103). Blood Wizard (#136) vanquished Arrogance (#123). Changeling (#28) was overpowered by Blackthorn (#58). Triple Pickle (#129) was bested by Dimento (#144). Zero (#49) was barely bested by Canivorous Sloth (#68). Ky (#81) was devastated by Quandry (#91). Dee Dee (#29) defeated Arnie (#19). Kate (#21) was vanquished by Thumper (#44). One Man Army (#56) was overcome by Angry Lightning (#66). Well done, all of you! In the top eleven: Mother Bear (#9) bested Glencoe (#10). Furious Impaler (#6) viciously subdued Bonnie (#8). Maimed (#7) lost to Crazy Horse (#11). We've already heard about Vengeance (#1), Teetotaler (#2), and Goldilocks (#4). Ferndok (#3) and Lord of Illusion (#5) did not fight this time. For our team rankings, Dark One remains at #1 and rose further to 79.6% (up from 79.4%). Excellent, my dear Dark One! Doc Steele held #2 and dropped back to 68.6% (up from 68.7%). Hoffa held his #3 and rose back to 61.4% (up from 61.3%). Anarchist stayed at #4 but fell further to 60.7% (down from 60.8%). TUM held at #5 and rose back up to 58.2 (up from 58.0%). Very done, my dears! The rest of you should practice more. Remember, practice makes perfect! One final note: This time it was the Strikers who went 2-0. Excellent! Oh.. I'm losing my mind... I have one more thing to tell you dears. Congratulations to all of you who participated in the tournament! Well, young people, this is the end of my report. Don't forget to take your vitamins and brush your teeth before you go to bed. Myrtle CAPTAIN OF THE GATE W L K TEAM NAME CITY 1) VENGEANCE 9-2052 241 65 117 ANGELS OF PAIN (23) ZUKAL THE GATE COMMANDERS W L K TEAM NAME CITY 2) TEETOTALER 38-326 251 111 88 WARLORDS (477) CLIFFHOME 3) GOLDILOCKS 18-470 168 141 19 FROG PRINCES (33) TALCAMA 4)-FERNDOK 60-607 192 112 55 UNDERDOGS (75) ARADI 5)-LORD OF ILLUSION 69-7429 85 58 1 SPECIAL EFFECTS (307) CIMMERIAC 6) FURIOUS IMPALER 37-762 206 55 9 FAMOUS BRANDS (177) SIBIKHAS 7) CRAZY HORSE 69-4523 171 75 5 DEADMAN'S HAND (242) CIMMERIAC 8) BONNIE 29-2780 123 102 4 SUPERIOR FORCES (113) LAPUR 9) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172 135 96 3 THE BEARS (172) BONSUR 10) GLENCOE 6-4341 130 55 3 PARTY TIME (212) TRANSEL 11) MAIMED 36-2213 159 115 18 THE HURT (103) JHANS LIEUTENANTS OF THE GATE W L K TEAM NAME CITY 12) GUMBY 12-2854 143 99 1 ZOOM ZONE (143) RIZTAB 13) CUNNING FOX 4-3906 134 55 0 TRIBAL COUNCIL (83) JHELUM 14)-REX WALTERS 70-1592 171 77 3 JAYHAWKS (161) SENTERN 15)-ELLEGON 19-1723 132 81 2 THE GUARDIANS (35) ZUWAYZA 16) MA BEAR 48-2205 108 110 0 THE BEARS (70) CAER 17) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610 89 69 2 THIRSTY THUGS (336) KOLACT 18) SUMMONED MONSTER 29-2992 138 87 4 SUPERIOR FORCES (113) LAPUR 19) DEE DEE 4-4285 87 64 5 CARTOON NETWORK (383) JHELUM 20) SHARP 74-2739 87 41 0 CORPS (327) DAIYLA KIV 21) THUMPER 4-3989 81 84 1 THE BAD BUNNIES (209) JHELUM 22) CARTMAN 7-4034 86 75 6 WASTELAND II (386) BONSUR 23) 5 62-2979 89 60 3 NUMBERS (435) VALAMANTIS 24) FANGS 11-3066 106 94 2 REPTILIAN REBELS (337) ARUAK CITY 25) JACK RABBIT 4-2713 138 90 1 THE BAD BUNNIES (209) JHELUM 26) MALADOR 6-3075 161 97 1 SHINING PATH (211) TRANSEL 27) SHEWISH PICKLE 7-2434 175 111 2 SATAN'S DELI (214) BONSUR 28) BLACKTHORN 56-839 141 119 3 PITT GLADIATORS (158) ROCANIS 29) ARNIE 98-368 129 89 6 ...ACTION! (314) SYVYN'S HILL 30) PANDA 71-550 105 92 0 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (245) KYR'TERR 31) TONGUEINMYCLOTHES 53-5410 110 91 2 HYBRIDS II (394) KHALHUMS DEFENDERS OF THE KEEP W L K TEAM NAME CITY 32) HELACIOUS HIPPO 13-2774 188 77 4 SATAN'S KINGDOM (339) DULLENS 33)-SQORPION 25-602 124 97 1 LORDS OF RUIN (225) LYRATILAN 34) VULTUREMAN 42-3394 111 38 1 LEGENDS OF STEELE (231) RODEKI 35) LIAR 63-28 167 109 3 QUEENSPAWN (181) AMEN-TEI 36)-EXCARBAY 4-968 97 113 5 MAURAUDERS (269) JHELUM 37) CHILI CON CARNAGE 7-2989 137 117 2 SATAN'S DELI (214) BONSUR DEFENDERS OF THE KEEP W L K TEAM NAME CITY 38) THE DRAGON 62-2505 104 87 1 SAVAGE (302) VALAMANTIS 39) HST 78-1738 91 64 1 PRESIDENTS (407) LIN TIRIAN 40) BLACK SKULL 58-5130 105 84 1 KHOTA (352) DELARQ TOR 41) LORD HAVE MERCY 66-2314 141 101 6 OFF THE WALL (355) TARRGIR 42) SIR BACKBREAKER 7-1870 162 100 4 GOLDEN DAWN (213) BONSUR 43) KATE 18-3126 105 74 2 THIGH MASTERS (222) TALCAMA 44) SIR REPTITIOUS 10-2917 115 118 3 SIR AGLIO (274) KOLACT 45) BLOOD TITAN 6-3509 143 93 4 DARK PANTHEON (164) TRANSEL 46) STICKY HANDKERCHIE 18-3244 139 114 5 STREET PIZZA (221) TALCAMA 47) SIR MOUNT 10-2951 114 112 2 SIR AGLIO (274) KOLACT 48) CARNIVOROUS SLOTH 56-1073 125 70 3 PITT GLADIATORS (158) ROCANIS 49) INFLATABLE DOLL 38-682 110 91 1 THE INANIMATES (500) CLIFFHOME 50)-22 JACKS 7-4153 62 32 0 ROGUES GALLERY (387) BONSUR 51) RODGER YOUNG 70-5786 80 82 2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (362) SENTERN 52)-MORIARTY 68-8199 78 54 2 MEN IN TIGHTS (305) FIREHOLD 53)-AMANDA 21-987 135 133 4 THE CRIPPLERS (418) SUNSET 54) CELISTON 18-6261 99 27 15 THUNDR + LITENING (100) TALCAMA 55) JACK DANIELS 51-3084 64 66 1 WHY I DRINK (393) TRICORUS 56) ANGRY LIGHTNING 69-8748 87 53 2 TRIBAL COUNCIL 1 (465) CIMMERIAC 57) GABRIEL 42-762 142 104 1 ARCHANGEL (289) RODEKI 58) CHANGELING 19-2164 104 126 2 THE GUARDIANS (35) ZUWAYZA 59) THE PLEDGE 3-2984 120 86 4 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (208) OSKSI 60)-CRYSTALSONG 4-1078 112 92 3 MAURAUDERS (269) JHELUM 61) ALCATRAZ 7-3447 128 107 1 WASTELAND II (386) BONSUR GUARDIANS OF THE WALL W L K TEAM NAME CITY 62) WEBBED TOES 68-8436 86 46 1 MOM 'N DAD RELATED? (400) FIREHOLD 63) BOOBFROG 68-7503 75 75 0 ALMOST (304) FIREHOLD 64)-GOLIATH 7-1733 97 72 2 BLADES OF ICE (457) BONSUR 65) ONE MAN ARMY 69-8624 57 38 8 ROOKIE ARMADA (526) CIMMERIAC 66) SORE EYE 60-2308 120 117 1 JOKA MASHER (299) ARADI 67) ZERO 7-3156 77 79 3 WASTELAND II (386) BONSUR 68) HARRISON CROSS 18-4906 90 91 0 HERMETICS (223) TALCAMA 69) T'SAIN 18-993 71 85 2 THE DYING EARTH (331) TALCAMA 70) MICHAEL 42-764 144 90 3 ARCHANGEL (289) RODEKI 71) ELLYN 5-2077 77 101 4 BACON LORDS (417) KALTOS 72)-GUMBO JAKE 76-1694 76 39 2 DAGGER ISLE (246) SIMTAKKA 73) SIR DAR 10-2608 151 88 2 SIR AGLIO (274) KOLACT 74) SEBASTIAN 66-1834 87 96 1 THE INQUISITION (152) TARRGIR 75)-SILVERFLASH 19-473 136 98 0 EXILED KNIGHTS (224) ZUWAYZA 76) BRASS BELLS 9-4417 54 39 0 UNRELATED (459) ZUKAL 77) GOD-EMPEROR OF BOB 1-6104 53 36 0 MINIONS OF BOB (441) MORDANT 78) TYRRUS 70-1125 134 89 2 VAMPYRES (310) SENTERN 79) EXPLICIT 82-2474 26 16 0 CENSORED (529) DWES EG 80) DARING DOG 10-4033 55 46 0 MONGREL HORDE (481) KOLACT 81) QUANDARY 53-4767 99 117 3 QUBIT (236) KHALHUMS 82) LI'L PEPPER 60-2245 111 107 3 JOKA MASHER (299) ARADI 83) SIROCCO 52-1789 95 82 0 ELEMENTAL FORCE (234) FRATSFA 84) THUNDER KING 9-2322 109 126 5 MYTH HERD (155) ZUKAL 85) BLUE ZIG 42-3078 61 71 2 ALL YOUR BASE (332) RODEKI 86) HARD 'N CRUNCHY 82-1323 38 30 1 STREET PIZZAD II (468) DWES EG 87) KOJI SHIKERU 40-2619 108 90 1 SUPERIOR FORCES (251) ZENSU 88) GNARLY GNAT 69-5474 97 94 1 VERMIN! (306) CIMMERIAC 89) SIKAMIKANICO 7-2681 59 48 3 DANGEROUS PUPPETS (458) BONSUR 90) ANGRY CALLER 42-3170 116 56 1 LEGENDS OF STEELE (231) RODEKI 91)-IRONTHORN 18-5562 88 37 2 THUNDR + LITENING (100) TALCAMA 92) KY 21-4498 96 65 0 AFTER DARK 2 (323) SUNSET 93) TWISTED ONE 6-4738 88 44 0 DARK PANTHEON (164) TRANSEL 94) MAGSMAN 1-2615 72 42 2 ROGUES (454) MORDANT 95) TERMINUS 97-484 49 45 5 DESPAIR (497) SHADOW GROVE 96) AMBULANCE CHASER 75-1219 60 39 1 MALPRACTICE (495) JADE MOUNTAIN 97) DENISE 18-4668 85 41 1 FLATLANDERS (278) TALCAMA 98) JULIET 49-2818 116 98 0 STORIES (430) VITHICAR GUARDIANS OF THE WALL W L K TEAM NAME CITY 99) SAMMY 37-2991 77 77 2 FLATLANDERS (165) SIBIKHAS 100) SITTING BULL 4-1016 90 75 3 TRIBAL COUNCIL (83) JHELUM 101) LLEWELYN 39-2526 56 47 2 JIHAD (288) XOCHITHLAN PROTECTORS OF THE WALL W L K TEAM NAME CITY 102) DEMON DANCER 6-3964 55 60 0 DARK PANTHEON (164) TRANSEL 103) SIR IASIS 10-2730 90 102 0 SIR AGLIO (274) KOLACT 104) ANGEL 70-1387 128 77 2 KAT'S PAW (244) SENTERN 105) CHRISTINE 8-4225 32 13 0 MUSICAL CHAIRS (517) ARKERS 106) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170 82 89 4 WEIRD AL (487) SOLVEN 107) PICASSO 7-1534 90 90 3 UNDEAD ARTISTS (335) BONSUR 108) QUARREL 53-4430 109 107 0 QUBIT (236) KHALHUMS 109) DARKNESS 69-6719 84 87 2 EVIL (379) CIMMERIAC 110) MR. CILANTRO 7-4118 82 66 2 WASTELAND II (386) BONSUR 111) WALL PAPER HANGER 68-6885 78 80 1 ALMOST (304) FIREHOLD 112)-THE GREAT SKEEVE 65-1719 103 51 0 MYTHING BLADES (303) DAL SHANG 113) URIEL 42-761 123 120 7 ARCHANGEL (289) RODEKI 114) WHIRLING TERROR 18-6616 68 26 2 THUNDR + LITENING (100) TALCAMA 115) ANGEL 2-1548 112 107 4 PITT GLADIATORS (455) NIANIA 116) SVEN THORFIN 78-1622 43 31 0 DOMINATION (496) LIN TIRIAN 117) GRASSHOPPER 17-5428 85 47 1 ARCTIC GUARDS (518) ALJAFIR 118) CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614 59 45 1 BURN N' PILLAGE (470) TALCAMA 119)-HARGREAVE TENSLAYER 4-2453 54 77 2 BLADES OF MIST (456) JHELUM 120) DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212 67 50 1 MYTH AND MIGHT (273) KOLACT 121)-PHOENIX 6-4794 73 35 2 RESURRECTION (421) TRANSEL 122) PARTING THE SILK 62-3015 75 63 1 THE ONENESS (525) VALAMANTIS 123) BLOOD WIZARD 18-5551 89 85 0 ARROGANCE (425) TALCAMA 124) HARLOT HARE 4-3893 73 100 1 THE BAD BUNNIES (209) JHELUM 125) CINNAMON 1-4271 69 56 5 LAB EXPERIMENTS (515) MORDANT 126) BAYLOFF 38-3072 84 52 0 WAR WAGON (346) CLIFFHOME 127) DEAD DOG 69-8786 27 20 0 TRIBAL COUNCIL 8 (494) CIMMERIAC 128) DOC STEELE 18-5277 75 111 5 ARROGANCE (425) TALCAMA 129) DIMENTO 33-4601 43 45 1 CAVITY CREEPS II (521) NIYTYOLE ISLAND 130) BAD KARMA 49-2956 95 56 1 STORM RIDERS (514) VITHICAR 131) TARLOCK 6-4615 67 95 1 THE LADY'S LIST (480) TRANSEL 132) LITTLE SHIVA 70-938 116 100 1 VAMPYRES (310) SENTERN 133) DAVE WOLVERTON 21-3611 85 131 2 AUTHORS (460) SUNSET 134) GEOMANCER 18-4166 55 65 2 THUNDR + LITENING (100) TALCAMA 135) MACBETH 49-2832 80 89 2 STORIES (430) VITHICAR 136) PIETRE 37-3449 67 57 1 FLATLANDERS (165) SIBIKHAS 137) RHEAUME 37-2460 53 46 3 TEST (522) SIBIKHAS 138) HARMONY 36-3766 36 33 3 THE TAO (507) JHANS 139) JEZEBEL 37-3600 56 59 0 FLATLANDERS (165) SIBIKHAS 140) YUCKY 60-4792 33 35 2 BLOOD RELATED (524) ARADI 141) ARTEMIS 58-2677 64 71 1 MYTHICAL (493) DELARQ TOR 142) TRIPLE PICKLE 42-3589 51 37 1 LEGENDS OF STEELE (231) RODEKI 143) AVIENDHA 37-3553 70 52 2 FLATLANDERS (165) SIBIKHAS 144) TOM COLLINS 10-4083 39 51 3 THIRSTY THUGS (336) KOLACT 145) SHARKY 18-5306 70 115 2 ARROGANCE (425) TALCAMA 146)-ELAINE 37-1976 72 43 2 SRETSAMLEUD (531) SIBIKHAS 147) DESTINY 18-3369 55 59 1 WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5 (276) TALCAMA '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN TZENORI 108-65 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 VENGEANCE 9-2052 207 FIRE DRAGON 108-38 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 GOLDILOCKS 18-470 207 JAGUAR WARRIOR 108-57 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 TEETOTALER 38-326 207 HECHIZATL 108-20 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 INFLATABLE DOLL 38-682 207 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Tee/Vengeance -- Alas, your cries for help have not been heard! The Lord Protectors of the Keep do not realize the situation. Our efforts cannot hope to overwhelm the vast numbers of monsters we've been seeing. Our only consolation is that the monsters, too, appear to need to rest at times or the keep would undoubtedly be overrun. But my concerns is that we seem to be venturing less far out every week, encountering the monsters closer and closer to the keep! -- Goldy Ferndok -- Good job! The Ythrr, while not the toughest of the beasts is a good take down for us! -- Goldilocks LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS VENGEANCE viciously butchered TZENORI in a 13 minute Dark Arena Title fight. GOLDILOCKS savagely slew FIRE DRAGON in a exciting 7 minute gory Dark Arena melee. TEETOTALER slaughtered JAGUAR WARRIOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena brawl. INFLATABLE DOLL savagely slew HECHIZATL in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Dark Arena match. FURIOUS IMPALER viciously subdued BONNIE in a 13 minute Challenge fight. MAIMED was devastated by CRAZY HORSE in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge competition. MOTHER BEAR viciously subdued GLENCOE in a action packed 4 minute gory Challenge duel. MA BEAR won victory over MILLER KNIGHT in a popular 1 minute gory Challenge duel. SHARP overpowered CARTMAN in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge melee. BLOOD TITAN demolished JACK DANIELS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. CELISTON was subdued by HELACIOUS HIPPO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match. VULTUREMAN overcame SIR MOUNT in a popular 1 minute gruesome Challenge conflict. SIR DAR savagely defeated SEBASTIAN in a action packed 4 minute Challenge struggle. BRASS BELLS beat EXPLICIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl. DEMON DANCER was bested by SAMMY in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight. SORE EYE was demolished by BOOBFROG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. LI'L PEPPER defeated ANGRY CALLER in a 2 minute bloody Challenge conflict. TWISTED ONE devastated LLEWELYN in a action packed 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout. SIR IASIS beat MR. CILANTRO in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fray. TRIPLE PICKLE slimly lost to DIMENTO in a popular 5 minute brutal Challenge contest. YUCKY was overpowered by DEAD DOG in a exciting 2 minute uneven Challenge fight. WHIRLING TERROR narrowly defeated TARLOCK in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge duel. BAYLOFF was savagely defeated by CINNAMON in a exciting 6 minute Challenge melee. ARTEMIS handily defeated TOM COLLINS in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge bout. RHEAUME was handily defeated by GEOMANCER in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel. CHANGELING lost to BLACKTHORN in a popular 3 minute fray. SHEWISH PICKLE was overpowered by MALADOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided match. SUMMONED MONSTER overpowered BLACK SKULL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout. PANDA savagely defeated LORD HAVE MERCY in a action packed 6 minute gory contest. 5 viciously subdued SIR BACKBREAKER in a exciting 10 minute bloody battle. DEE DEE savagely defeated ARNIE in a popular 2 minute brutal fray. TONGUEINMYCLOTHES was savagely defeated by JACK RABBIT in a 5 minute conflict. CUNNING FOX beat RODGER YOUNG in a action packed 1 minute bout. FANGS was overpowered by GUMBY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided competition. KATE was viciously subdued by THUMPER in a popular 2 minute brutal match. STICKY HANDKERCHIEF vanquished ELLYN in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched duel. THE DRAGON vanquished KOJI SHIKERU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict. LIAR savagely defeated HST in a action packed 6 minute bloody competition. GNARLY GNAT was savagely defeated by THE PLEDGE in a popular 6 minute brutal match. ONE MAN ARMY was defeated by ANGRY LIGHTNING in a popular 1 minute gory duel. ZERO slimly lost to CARNIVOROUS SLOTH in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome bout. MICHAEL was subdued by SIR REPTITIOUS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute match. GABRIEL luckily beat T'SAIN in a exciting 2 minute battle. CHILI CON CARNAGE overpowered SIKAMIKANICO in a 2 minute mismatched bout. MAGSMAN overpowered JEZEBEL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle. GOD-EMPEROR OF BOB bested LITTLE SHIVA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight. KY was subdued by QUANDARY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle. SITTING BULL was devastated by AMBULANCE CHASER in a 1 minute one-sided bout. BAD KARMA was defeated by JULIET in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight. TERMINUS was viciously subdued by TYRRUS in a exciting 2 minute gory bout. SIROCCO was vanquished by HARRISON CROSS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match. DENISE handily defeated DARKNESS in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched bout. HARD 'N CRUNCHY devastated AVIENDHA in a action packed 1 minute uneven match. DARING DOG overpowered SHARKY in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight. DARK GUARDIAN was vanquished by BLUE ZIG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel. THUNDER KING demolished DESTINY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. WEBBED TOES devastated HARMONY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match. ALCATRAZ beat AMISH PARADISE in a exciting 1 minute match. CHRISTINE overpowered SVEN THORFIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight. WALL PAPER HANGER devastated ANGEL in a exciting 3 minute mismatched duel. PARTING THE SILK overcame DOC STEELE in a 2 minute match. ANGEL demolished CAPTAIN POLAND in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel. PICASSO defeated HARLOT HARE in a action packed 1 minute fight. GRASSHOPPER overcame MACBETH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match. QUARREL vanquished URIEL in a popular 3 minute gory uneven match. BLOOD WIZARD viciously subdued PIETRE in a action packed 2 minute bloody match. DAVE WOLVERTON vanquished TURNED JAGUAR PRIEST in a 1 minute one-sided match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 56 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 8 - 0 69 | |WALL OF STEEL 19 LUNGING ATTACK 342 - 273 - 35 56 | |AIMED BLOW 13 PARRY-RIPOSTE 30 - 24 - 2 56 | |PARRY-LUNGE 12 AIMED BLOW 84 - 68 - 4 55 | |SLASHING ATTACK 11 PARRY-LUNGE 69 - 57 - 5 55 | |TOTAL PARRY 5 WALL OF STEEL 95 - 106 - 11 47 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 TOTAL PARRY 31 - 37 - 3 46 | |PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 19 - 4 42 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 48 - 81 - 0 37 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 21 - 0 36 | Turn 207 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 10 7 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 5 - 8 2 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 33 - 23 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 1 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 5 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE RANK WARRIOR W L K TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK 1) VENGEANCE 9-2052 241 65 117 ANGELS OF PAIN (23) WALL OF STEEL 2) TEETOTALER 38-326 251 111 88 WARLORDS (477) AIMED BLOW 6) FURIOUS IMPALER 37-762 206 55 9 FAMOUS BRANDS (177) PARRY-LUNGE 7) CRAZY HORSE 69-4523 171 75 5 DEADMAN'S HAND (242) PARRY-STRIKE 22) CARTMAN 7-4034 86 75 6 WASTELAND II (386) SLASHING ATTACK 27) SHEWISH PICKLE 7-2434 175 111 2 SATAN'S DELI (214) BASHING ATTACK 42) SIR BACKBREAKER 7-1870 162 100 4 GOLDEN DAWN (213) PARRY-RIPOSTE 44) SIR REPTITIOUS 10-2917 115 118 3 SIR AGLIO (274) TOTAL PARRY 57) GABRIEL 42-762 142 104 1 ARCHANGEL (289) STRIKING ATTACK 63) BOOBFROG 68-7503 75 75 0 ALMOST (304) The overall popularity leader is LIAR 63-28. The most popular warrior this turn was FURIOUS IMPALER 37-762. The ten other most popular fighters were BONNIE 29-2780, 5 62-2979, VENGEANCE 9-2052, SIR BACKBREAKER 7-1870, GOLDILOCKS 18-470, LIAR 63-28, HST 78-1738, THE PLEDGE 3-2984, INFLATABLE DOLL 38-682, and CINNAMON 1-4271. The least popular fighter this week was CAPTAIN POLAND 18-6614. The other ten least popular fighters were SVEN THORFIN 78-1622, DARK GUARDIAN 10-2212, SHARKY 18-5306, AVIENDHA 37-3553, FANGS 11-3066, JACK DANIELS 51-3084, HARLOT HARE 4-3893, HARMONY 36-3766, SITTING BULL 4-1016, and SHEWISH PICKLE 7-2434. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 3 0 0 SUNSET(21) 1 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 1 0 NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 2 0 OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 3 0 0 JHELUM(4) 4 2 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 JHANS(36) 0 2 0 TARRGIR(66) 0 2 0 TRANSEL(6) 3 3 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 2 4 0 FIREHOLD(68) 3 0 0 BONSUR(7) 4 6 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 1 2 CIMMERIAC(69) 3 3 0 ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 SENTERN(70) 2 2 0 ZUKAL(9) 3 0 1 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0 KOLACT(10) 4 4 0 RODEKI(42) 3 4 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0 ARUAK CITY(11) 0 1 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0 RIZTAB(12) 1 0 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 2 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 2 0 DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 1 0 ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 7 7 1 KHALHUMS(53) 2 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K TEAM NAME CITY 77) GOD-EMPEROR OF BOB 1-6104 53 36 0 MINIONS OF BOB (441) MORDANT 115) ANGEL 2-1548 112 107 4 PITT GLADIATORS (455) NIANIA 59) THE PLEDGE 3-2984 120 86 4 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (208) OSKSI 13) CUNNING FOX 4-3906 134 55 0 TRIBAL COUNCIL (83) JHELUM 71) ELLYN 5-2077 77 101 4 BACON LORDS (417) KALTOS 10) GLENCOE 6-4341 130 55 3 PARTY TIME (212) TRANSEL 9) MOTHER BEAR 7-3172 135 96 3 THE BEARS (172) BONSUR 105) CHRISTINE 8-4225 32 13 0 MUSICAL CHAIRS (517) ARKERS 1) VENGEANCE 9-2052 241 65 %117 ANGELS OF PAIN (23) ZUKAL 17) MILLER KNIGHT 10-3610 89 69 2 THIRSTY THUGS (336) KOLACT 24) FANGS 11-3066 106 94 2 REPTILIAN REBELS (337) ARUAK CITY 12) GUMBY 12-2854 143 99 1 ZOOM ZONE (143) RIZTAB 32) HELACIOUS HIPPO 13-2774 188 77 4 SATAN'S KINGDOM (339) DULLENS 117) GRASSHOPPER 17-5428 85 47 1 ARCTIC GUARDS (518) ALJAFIR 3) GOLDILOCKS 18-470 168 141 19 FROG PRINCES (33) TALCAMA 58) CHANGELING 19-2164 104 126 2 THE GUARDIANS (35) ZUWAYZA 92) KY 21-4498 96 65 0 AFTER DARK 2 (323) SUNSET 106) AMISH PARADISE 22-5170 82 89 4 WEIRD AL (487) SOLVEN 8) BONNIE 29-2780 123 102 4 SUPERIOR FORCES (113) LAPUR 129) DIMENTO 33-4601 43 45 1 CAVITY CREEPS II (521) NIYTYOLE ISLAND 11) MAIMED 36-2213 159 115 18 THE HURT (103) JHANS 6) FURIOUS IMPALER 37-762 206 55 9 FAMOUS BRANDS (177) SIBIKHAS 2) TEETOTALER 38-326 251 111 88 WARLORDS (477) CLIFFHOME 101) LLEWELYN 39-2526 56 47 2 JIHAD (288) XOCHITHLAN 87) KOJI SHIKERU 40-2619 108 90 1 SUPERIOR FORCES (251) ZENSU 34) VULTUREMAN 42-3394 111 38 1 LEGENDS OF STEELE (231) RODEKI 16) MA BEAR 48-2205 108 110 0 THE BEARS (70) CAER 98) JULIET 49-2818 116 98 0 STORIES (430) VITHICAR 55) JACK DANIELS 51-3084 64 66 1 WHY I DRINK (393) TRICORUS 83) SIROCCO 52-1789 95 82 0 ELEMENTAL FORCE (234) FRATSFA 31) TONGUEINMYCLOTHES 53-5410 110 91 2 HYBRIDS II (394) KHALHUMS 28) BLACKTHORN 56-839 141 119 3 PITT GLADIATORS (158) ROCANIS 40) BLACK SKULL 58-5130 105 84 1 KHOTA (352) DELARQ TOR 66) SORE EYE 60-2308 120 117 1 JOKA MASHER (299) ARADI 23) 5 62-2979 89 60 3 NUMBERS (435) VALAMANTIS 35) LIAR 63-28 167 109 3 QUEENSPAWN (181) AMEN-TEI 41) LORD HAVE MERCY 66-2314 141 101 6 OFF THE WALL (355) TARRGIR 62) WEBBED TOES 68-8436 86 46 1 MOM 'N DAD RELATED? (400) FIREHOLD TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K TEAM NAME CITY 7) CRAZY HORSE 69-4523 171 75 5 DEADMAN'S HAND (242) CIMMERIAC 51) RODGER YOUNG 70-5786 80 82 2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (362) SENTERN 30) PANDA 71-550 105 92 0 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (245) KYR'TERR 20) SHARP 74-2739 87 41 0 CORPS (327) DAIYLA KIV 96) AMBULANCE CHASER 75-1219 60 39 1 MALPRACTICE (495) JADE MOUNTAIN 39) HST 78-1738 91 64 1 PRESIDENTS (407) LIN TIRIAN 79) EXPLICIT 82-2474 26 16 0 CENSORED (529) DWES EG 95) TERMINUS 97-484 49 45 5 DESPAIR (497) SHADOW GROVE 29) ARNIE 98-368 129 89 6 ...ACTION! (314) SYVYN'S HILL TOURNEY FREEZE CHANGE -- ADVANCE NOTICE Beginning at the Winter Face-to-Face in Tempe (January 2004), we will implement several changes affecting tournaments. The tournament announcement for the upcoming FTF and future tourneys will reflect these changes. First, we will eliminate the tourney freeze for all regular DM warrior classes. Regular DM warriors will not be classed ahead of the tournament, but instead will fight according to their FE on the date of the tourney. There will still be a freeze for the ADM classes, occurring on the same timeline as before, approximately 6 weeks before the tournament. In addition to the above change, the warrior classes will be slightly altered. The new tourney classes will be as follows: DM Tourney Classes ADM Tourney Classes ====================== ====================== 0 FE: Rookies Freshmen 1-4 FE: Apprentices ADM 5-10 FE: Initiates Eligibles 11-20 FE: Adepts ---induction--- 21-30 FE: Champions Contenders 31+ FE: Challengers Primus All regular DM tourney classes will remain solely FE based. All ADM classes will now be based on warrior characteristics (i.e., the ADM split algorithm), including the Freshmen class. The Gateway and Primus arenas will be merging before the FTF to form one top arena. These warriors will be split into two tournament classes, the Contenders and the Primus classes, again based upon their characteristics. More information on this will be published in the newsletters for those arenas. If you have any questions about the above changes, please contact Customer Service. Good luck in your games. -- Green Eyes and the RSI staff