DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/03/2025    Duedate: 07/16/2025

OSKSI ARENA

DM 3    TURN 1046

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ODESSA HARRIS
THE BLUES 3 (735)
(3-8531) [16-7-2,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ODESSA HARRIS                  HOTLIPS
THE BLUES 3 (735)              M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
(3-8531) [16-7-2,110]          (3-6679) [2-0-0,30]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

TRILLIUM                       TRILLIUM
MMM BEER 4 (685)               MMM BEER 4 (685)
(3-7980) [9-9-1,82]            (3-7980) [9-9-1,82]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE BLUES 3 (735)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE BLUES 3 (735)             40 
2. M*A*S*H 4077 (615)            28    THE BLUES 3 (735)
3. CATASTROPHIES (754)           6     Unchartered Team
4. MMM BEER 4 (685)              2  
5. GAMES LIBRARY (340)           1     M*A*S*H 4077 (615)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*BAD BOURBON 5 (760)        7   1  0 87.5   1/ 3 THE BLUES 3 (735)         8  7 2
 2/ 0*M*A*S*H 4077 (615)         8   2  0 80.0   2- 2 THE COUSINS (57)          6  3 1
 3- 2 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308) 141  92 11 60.5   3- 4 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)  5  2 1
 4- 3 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)    275 213 15 56.4   4/ 5 CATASTROPHIES (754)       5  2 1
 5/ 4 THE BLUES 3 (735)        134 114 12 54.0   5/ 1 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       5  6 0
 6/ 5 CATASTROPHIES (754)       58  53  1 52.3   6/ 6 MMM BEER 4 (685)          4  5 0
 7- 6 BANGERS & MASH (752)      84  80  4 51.2   7/ 0*M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        3  0 0
 8- 7 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)       188 194  3 49.2   8- 8 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     3  3 1
 9- 8 WISCONSIN BEER (741)      20  23  0 46.5   9-10 BANGERS & MASH (752)      2  3 0
10/ 9 MMM BEER 4 (685)         104 121  6 46.2  10/12 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       2  5 0
11/10 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       49  60  0 45.0  11/ 9*ADVENTURE TIME (762)      2  7 1
12-11 MUSCLE MEN (634)          42  52  4 44.7  12-11*BAD BOURBON 5 (760)       1  0 0
13-12 THE COUSINS (57)         118 154  8 43.4  13- 7 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        1  1 0
14/13 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      1277 1823 34 41.2  14-14 MUSCLE MEN (634)          0  1 0
15/14*ADVENTURE TIME (762)       9  22  3 29.0  15-13 WISCONSIN BEER (741)      0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
16-15*WRATHMEN 23-11 (755)       0   2  0  0.0  16-15*WRATHMEN 23-11 (755)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon OSKSI, for I, 
Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  The boys at PET SHOP BOYS left the arena dejected, 
after being kicked out of the top spot by THE BLUES 3.  Good show!  He who laughs 
last didn't get the joke.  Speaking of laughing at jokes, observe WE BIG WOHPUM.  
Last week they got 0-0-0 to drop by 6!  M*A*S*H 4077 had cause to celebrate, after 
HOTLIPS got 14 points by beating TEMPE.  A certain someone should cut down on the 
drinking and practice more, after losing 12 points to HOTLIPS.  (Discrete enough, 
TEMPE?) In OSKSI, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new 
Duelmaster, ODESSA HARRIS.  So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls 
and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of MMM BEER 4, alone and unchallenged.  As a 
woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of THE BLUES 3, so did that sorry team 
shy from MMM BEER 4  
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen 
into an unconscious stupor.   
     Do not think spyreporting in OSKSI is the highlight of my life.  As the seasons 
change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave 
this place.  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for OSKSI?  
On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ODESSA HARRIS 8531           16   7  2 110         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OSIRIS 8467                  11   5  1 116         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     
-GIBRALTER 8438               17  16  2  98         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
-MCGINTY 8474                 17   3  1  98         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 SADIE SHEPARD 8590           10   2  0  97         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
-ANDY SISCO 6465              17  20  1  91         BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)  
 OTIS TAYLOR 8446             17  15  1  91         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WOHP DUH 4615                15   7  0  86         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        
-KHONSU 8502                   5   2  2  84         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     
 TRILLIUM 7980                 9   9  1  82         MMM BEER 4 (685)          
-PORKY 8436                   18  15  0  73         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 JO ANN KELLY 8456            17  13  0  69         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 KING SUE 8560                 7   1  2  69         MMM BEER 4 (685)          

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALDO WOMBAT 8601             8   2  0  51         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       
-CRIS 8402                     9   3  0  47         THE COUSINS (57)          
-MCOATFACE 8475                9  11  1  46         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
-JULIO URIAS 8146              4   1  0  46         BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)  
 CALCULATED 8503               7  24  0  45         GAMES LIBRARY (340)       
-POUNCE 8615                   4   2  0  43         THE COUSINS (57)          
-WINDY WOHP 8555               9   9  0  42         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        
-RASCAL 8415                   7   6  0  40         THE COUSINS (57)          
 BUDDY MOSS 8624               5   1  1  40         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
-TOASTIE 8561                  4   5  0  39         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
-KING TUT 8537                 9  11  0  38         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KHUFU 8598                    3   1  1  33         VALLEY OF KINGS (118)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RECTUS FEMORIS 8558           7  11  0  32         MUSCLE MEN (634)          
 HOTLIPS 6679                  2   0  0  30         M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        
-THRUST 8622                   2   3  1  24         THE COUSINS (57)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOMEBURROS 8594               3   5  0  22         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
 SPICY KITTY 8616              3   2  0  22         CATASTROPHIES (754)       
 TEMPE 8596                    2   6  1  21         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
-REDNECK RIVIERA 8577          2   1  0  19         BAD BOURBON 5 (760)       
 TRAPPER 6682                  2   0  0  19         M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        
 SGT. ZELMO ZANE 6681          2   0  0  19         M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        
 PHOENIX 8595                  1   7  1  19         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
-SCRITCHES 8505                0   2  0   6         WRATHMEN 23-11 (755)      
 CAREY BELL 8645               0   1  0   1         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ROOM 328 8597           2  2 0 ADVENTURE TIME 762   KING SUE 8560         1042 NOT REVENGED
MEOWCHIAVELLI 8626      1  3 1 CATASTROPHIES 754    BUDDY MOSS 8624       1045  
DAISY MAE 8354         19 35 0 GAMES LIBRARY 340    ODESSA HARRIS 8531    1045  
MADAME BULLDOG 8310    17 40 0 GAMES LIBRARY 340    OSIRIS 8467           1042 NOT REVENGED
KIWI 8541               9  8 0 MMM BEER 4 685       KHONSU 8502           1045  
ZYGOMATICUS 8578        2 10 2 MUSCLE MEN 634       KHUFU 8598            1042 NOT REVENGED
ELLA FANT 8618          2  1 0 PET SHOP BOYS 757    TEMPE 8596            1044 REVENGED
RICKY RAT 8619          2  2 0 PET SHOP BOYS 757    THRUST 8622           1045  
BUMBLE BEE SLIM 8617    2  2 0 THE BLUES 3 735      MEOWCHIAVELLI 8626    1044 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SADIE SHEPARD was bested by ODESSA HARRIS in a 2 minute bloody Title fight.
TRILLIUM lost to OTIS TAYLOR in a exciting 3 minute gory expert's battle.
KING SUE vanquished CALCULATED in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
JO ANN KELLY defeated WALDO WOMBAT in a 4 minute fight.
BUDDY MOSS demolished SOMEBURROS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
TEMPE was unbelievably bested by HOTLIPS in a 2 minute bloody fight.
PHOENIX was narrowly defeated by SPICY KITTY in a 2 minute brawl.
TRAPPER vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SGT. ZELMO ZANE unbelievably bested CAREY BELL in a 3 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  15 -  2      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   31 -  24 -  4      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  18 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    49 -  42 -  6      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  14 -  1      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        28 -  34 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   4 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  33 -  2      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  21 -  0      32  |

Turn 1046 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ODESSA HARRIS 8531         16   7  2  110 THE BLUES 3 (735)
SLASHING ATTACK  SADIE SHEPARD 8590         10   2  0   97 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
WALL OF STEEL    OTIS TAYLOR 8446           17  15  1   91 THE BLUES 3 (735)
TOTAL PARRY      JO ANN KELLY 8456          17  13  0   69 THE BLUES 3 (735)
LUNGING ATTACK   KING SUE 8560               7   1  2   69 MMM BEER 4 (685)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TRILLIUM 7980.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TRILLIUM 7980.  The ten other most popular fighters were ODESSA HARRIS 8531, 
TEMPE 8596, CAREY BELL 8645, SADIE SHEPARD 8590, OTIS TAYLOR 8446, KING SUE 8560, JO 
ANN KELLY 8456, WALDO WOMBAT 8601, BUDDY MOSS 8624, and HOTLIPS 6679.

The least popular fighter this week was SGT. ZELMO ZANE 6681.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SOMEBURROS 8594, CALCULATED 8503, TRAPPER 6682, SPICY KITTY 
8616, PHOENIX 8595, HOTLIPS 6679, BUDDY MOSS 8624, WALDO WOMBAT 8601, JO ANN KELLY 
8456, and KING SUE 8560.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

FREDDY FREEMAN (3-7577) BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)