DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/05/2025 Duedate: 09/18/2025
ARUAK CITY ARENA
DM 11 TURN 1042
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GEEAMOS
CLUB HAMMER (491)
(11-6284) [19-10-0,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GEEAMOS TRUCK
CLUB HAMMER (491) CARS (613)
(11-6284) [19-10-0,118] (11-7247) [2-3-0,25]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
THANATOS GEEAMOS
THE MYRMIDONS (23) CLUB HAMMER (491)
(11-361) [12-32-0,68] (11-6284) [19-10-0,118]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BULLDOGS (157)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. NAMED 03 (744) 28
2. NANNY HOUSE (721) 26 COLORIFIC (511)
3. CONSORTIUM CRAP (408) 15 Unchartered Team
4. COLORIFIC (511) 14
5. THE MYRMIDONS (23) 13 LORD OF THE WINGS (746)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511) 1449 651 52 69.0 1/ 1 BULLDOGS (157) 13 2 0
2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510) 2327 1094 114 68.0 2/ 3 NANNY HOUSE (721) 7 6 1
3- 3 THE RED HAND (579) 78 44 1 63.9 3/ 7 NAMED 03 (744) 7 7 0
4/ 4 BULLDOGS (157) 2227 1287 91 63.4 4- 2 THE RED HAND (579) 5 2 0
5/ 7 NANNY HOUSE (721) 37 34 2 52.1 5/ 4*CARS (613) 4 3 0
6/ 6 CLUB HAMMER (491) 62 57 3 52.1 6/ 8 THE MYRMIDONS (23) 4 10 0
7- 8 RATTZ (531) 182 180 9 50.3 7/ 9 CLUB HAMMER (491) 3 0 0
8/10 CAPRICORNUS (736) 11 11 0 50.0 8/15 COLORIFIC (511) 3 1 0
9/16*LORD OF THE WINGS (746) 2 2 0 50.0 9/11 ROHAN (735) 3 8 0
10/ 9 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408) 33 36 0 47.8 10/14 CAPRICORNUS (736) 2 1 0
11/14 NAMED 03 (744) 23 28 1 45.1 11/13*LORD OF THE WINGS (746) 2 2 0
12/12 ROHAN (735) 65 81 5 44.5 12/12 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408) 2 3 0
13/13 THE MYRMIDONS (23) 107 138 8 43.7 13/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (374) 2 4 0
14/11*CARS (613) 5 8 0 38.5 14/ 6 ANIMAL FARM (510) 2 6 0
15/15 KRILL CAVALRY (374) 772 1419 17 35.2 15-16 RATTZ (531) 0 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
ARUAK CITY brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Now keep the taverns open late
tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for KRILL CAVALRY, whose 0-2-0 this turn
dropped them by 8 into 13th. Ha! COLORIFIC turned their 2-0-0 turn into a 8th place
rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists.
Now let's all watch NAMED 03's heads swell from their 3-1-0 this turn. Haa ha ha ha!
Big shots, big talk, big deal. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see THE
GOOD BEER win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, VINK beat THEODEN KING
and THEODEN KING lost 8 points. You're breakin' my heart. NACKY Dark Arena
Challenged BLACK ORC for ARUAK CITY's Title this turn, and guess what happened? And
if variety is the spice of life, ARUAK CITY may be getting bland, as NACKY stays top
dog in the city. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think
some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. What's
the big D? NAMED 03 was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered... grumble...
mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see,
well, whatcha know? It was CONSORTIUM CRAP. Ha ha ha ha! DODGER was challenged
more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh,
heh. And we have BLUE BONNET in a challenge, going down 9 points for the fight.
Guess what? I thought BLUE BONNET showed great skill and promise when she won
victory over DODGER. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for ARUAK CITY's
morgue. More variety. NANNY HOUSE has cause to pause today, as NACKY was sent to
the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll wager. We're
all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that
later?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GEEAMOS 6284 19 10 0 118 CLUB HAMMER (491)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HAL MOIR 6925 17 3 0 113 THE RED HAND (579)
INGRATE WHITE CREEP 4377 16 9 0 111 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)
HUSKY 8763 30 15 1 110 BULLDOGS (157)
DABIH 8769 9 4 0 107 CAPRICORNUS (736)
PATROCLUS 8210 18 16 2 100 THE MYRMIDONS (23)
NO BULL 8846 14 9 2 94 BULLDOGS (157)
-JON THANE 8845 10 2 0 94 THE RED HAND (579)
BULLISH 8899 12 4 2 93 BULLDOGS (157)
PUMPKIN PYTHON 8816 20 13 0 92 ANIMAL FARM (510)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NIBBLES 8827 16 21 0 90 RATTZ (531)
ADONIS 8883 13 8 1 85 THE MYRMIDONS (23)
DEAR ABBY 8811 18 26 0 83 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
RED NOSE 8807 10 6 0 81 COLORIFIC (511)
-EMILE 8852 13 16 1 78 RATTZ (531)
NAPPER 8592 9 8 0 76 NANNY HOUSE (721)
THANATOS 361 12 32 0 68 THE MYRMIDONS (23)
BONGO 8607 10 5 1 67 NANNY HOUSE (721)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRAZE 8904 6 4 0 66 NAMED 03 (744)
VINK 8922 6 1 0 64 NAMED 03 (744)
-HEART OF GOLD 8856 11 8 0 63 COLORIFIC (511)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EOWYN 8854 10 9 0 44 ROHAN (735)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THEODEN KING 8840 9 13 1 44 ROHAN (735)
EOMER 8839 9 13 1 42 ROHAN (735)
-LEOF TORFINN 8939 3 1 0 38 THE RED HAND (579)
LOSER 8606 5 10 0 37 NANNY HOUSE (721)
TURBO LUNGER 8903 4 5 0 37 NAMED 03 (744)
STEAK-UM 8928 7 1 0 35 BULLDOGS (157)
COW PIE 8942 4 0 0 35 BULLDOGS (157)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLUE BONNET 8925 6 3 0 33 COLORIFIC (511)
ROYAL OZ 4375 3 9 0 31 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)
-WHITE FANG 8859 7 4 0 30 COLORIFIC (511)
MYRMEX 8910 6 10 1 29 THE MYRMIDONS (23)
HAMA 8849 6 9 0 27 ROHAN (735)
TRUCK 7247 2 3 0 25 CARS (613)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE GOOD BEER 4374 2 2 0 23 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)
DODGER 8913 3 12 0 21 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
ATOMIC BALROG 8946 1 2 0 20 LORD OF THE WINGS (746)
-BUFFALO BAGGINS 8947 1 0 0 20 LORD OF THE WINGS (746)
TINDLE 8935 2 4 0 19 NAMED 03 (744)
OLD SIGNS 7059 2 2 0 18 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)
STRAW SEAL 8937 3 2 1 16 ANIMAL FARM (510)
-STATION WAGON 7248 2 1 0 16 CARS (613)
CONVERTABLE 7251 1 4 0 13 CARS (613)
ANTILOCHUS 8950 1 0 0 13 THE MYRMIDONS (23)
-PINK PONY 8938 2 1 0 9 ANIMAL FARM (510)
SHARON'S DATE 8940 1 2 0 5 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)
MONGER 8941 0 1 0 1 NANNY HOUSE (721)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CARNELIAN CAMEL 8924 5 4 0 ANIMAL FARM 510 BLACK ORC 1042 NONE
GINGER GOOSE 8936 2 4 0 ANIMAL FARM 510 STONE GOLEM 1042 NONE
WHITE HORSE 8952 0 1 0 ROHAN 735 SHEWISH GIANT 1042 NONE
PHOENIX 8255 11 14 0 THE MYRMIDONS 23 BULLISH 8899 1039
PERSONAL ADS
A salute to Duelmaster Nacky, even though there was no DM Column. (Can Nanny's read
and write?) DMs drink free at The Bulldog Inn. (Where most can read and drink.) --
Kennelworth
Moving on to The Big Time are Barit Chavana with his Red Hand and Nacky of the cute
Nanny's. Hubba, hubba. -- Kennelworth
Ginger Goose -- Goose meets truck, not a good combo. -- TRUCK
Cow Pie -- I should have had the top up. So are you off picking mushrooms out of those
cow pies? -- Convertible
All -- The team should be here at this track for another two rounds. Good luck to all.
Always remember, if you say Zoom, be zoom. -- Richard
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NACKY butchered BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
CARNELIAN CAMEL was killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
GINGER GOOSE was narrowly killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
WHITE HORSE was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
HUSKY bested PATROCLUS in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
PUMPKIN PYTHON was savagely defeated by GEEAMOS in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
BULLISH viciously subdued DEAR ABBY in a 1 minute master's Challenge match.
EOWYN was handily defeated by BONGO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
BLUE BONNET slimly won victory over DODGER in a popular 5 minute Challenge duel.
HAMA was viciously subdued by TURBO LUNGER in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
ROYAL OZ was luckily beaten by EOMER in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge melee.
SHARON'S DATE was demolished by ATOMIC BALROG in a 1 minute Challenge match.
THE GOOD BEER handily defeated CONVERTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
INGRATE WHITE CREEP bested NAPPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's bout.
DABIH defeated NO BULL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's duel.
THANATOS was vanquished by RED NOSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
ADONIS bested TRAZE in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fight.
VINK overpowered THEODEN KING in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
COW PIE defeated MYRMEX in a popular 1 minute amateur vs. master upset conflict.
TRUCK was savagely defeated by LOSER in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
STEAK-UM overcame CULT MEMBER in a 4 minute duel.
OLD SIGNS was viciously subdued by TINDLE in a 3 minute gory contest.
STRAW SEAL subdued MONGER in a 1 minute novice's fight.
ANTILOCHUS vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 7 BASHING ATTACK 29 - 17 - 3 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 14 - 0 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 11 - 1 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 AIMED BLOW 39 - 31 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 32 - 27 - 0 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 22 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 32 - 0 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 19 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 12 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 11 - 0 21 |
Turn 1042 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 5 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL GEEAMOS 6284 19 10 0 118 CLUB HAMMER (491)
LUNGING ATTACK INGRATE WHITE CREEP 4377 16 9 0 111 CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)
TOTAL PARRY HUSKY 8763 30 15 1 110 BULLDOGS (157)
AIMED BLOW DABIH 8769 9 4 0 107 CAPRICORNUS (736)
SLASHING ATTACK NO BULL 8846 14 9 2 94 BULLDOGS (157)
BASHING ATTACK BULLISH 8899 12 4 2 93 BULLDOGS (157)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is THANATOS 361. The most popular warrior this turn
was GEEAMOS 6284. The ten other most popular fighters were ROYAL OZ 4375, LOSER
8606, PATROCLUS 8210, BLUE BONNET 8925, DODGER 8913, TURBO LUNGER 8903, GINGER GOOSE
8936, BULLISH 8899, THE GOOD BEER 4374, and TRUCK 7247.
The least popular fighter this week was STEAK-UM 8928. The other ten least popular
fighters were THEODEN KING 8840, CONVERTABLE 7251, SHARON'S DATE 8940, EOWYN 8854,
WHITE HORSE 8952, ANTILOCHUS 8950, MONGER 8941, TRAZE 8904, THANATOS 361, and NO BULL
8846.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
GEEAMOS (11-6284) CLUB HAMMER (491)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
BARIT CHAVANA (11-6918) THE RED HAND (579)
NACKY (11-8593) NANNY HOUSE (721)