DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/10/2025 Duedate: 09/23/2025
MALCORN ARENA
DM 15 TURN 1037
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DEADPOOL
SISTER MARGARET'S (590)
(15-6159) [10-1-1,128]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PRO LINEMAN POSITION IS EMPTY
NEON JOCKS (591)
(15-6185) [22-8-3,151]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
PAU DEADPOOL
EGGS & CHORIZO (585) SISTER MARGARET'S (590)
(15-6112) [20-20-0,97] (15-6159) [10-1-1,128]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
NEON JOCKS (591)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. NEON JOCKS (591) 75
2. EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 20 SISTER MARGARET'S (590)
3. SISTER MARGARET'S (590) 9 Unchartered Team
4. DENTIST FREESTYLE (562) -1
5. SCUM & VILLAINY (586) -9 POSITION IS EMPTY
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 SISTER MARGARET'S (590) 10 5 1 66.7 1/ 2 NEON JOCKS (591) 8 6 1
2/ 1 DENTIST FREESTYLE (562) 82 47 5 63.6 2/ 6 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 5 3 0
3/ 4 SCUM & VILLAINY (586) 80 56 6 58.8 3/ 5 SISTER MARGARET'S (590) 3 1 0
4- 5 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 54 39 2 58.1 4- 1 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 3 2 0
5/ 6 NEON JOCKS (591) 84 68 6 55.3 5/ 3 SCUM & VILLAINY (586) 2 1 0
6/ 7 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 99 93 3 51.6 6/ 0 GREENWARDENS (244) 2 4 0
7/ 0 GREENWARDENS (244) 1315 1713 39 43.4 7/ 8 DENTIST FREESTYLE (562) 2 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. MALCORN needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Too bad, TOURNAMENT
BLUES 15, but NEON JOCKS was just too good to be stopped. EGGS & CHORIZO like really
fought hard to move up to 2nd from 6th. Way to go! One team deserves special
mention 'cause they moved up 1 after going 4-1-1. Keep it up, NEON JOCKS! This
Duelmaster is like something else! DEADPOOL stopped PAU dead in his tracks! Who was
the wiseguy that said MALCORN's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at Drake's Barbecue?
Don't look at me!
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? GREENWARDENS was the most avoided team. Is a
1315-1713-39 record really that scary? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are EGGS &
CHORIZO? GREENWARDENS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to
accept an invitation! Like, is MOLE popular, or what? He was challenged the most in
all of MALCORN! He's got a 16-39-0, is that good? See if I ever talk to CHICAGO OR
DETROIT again! THE NATURAL was so low when He challenged he. Hhmph! A lotta people
lost a lotta money in a lotta bets, when CHICAGO OR DETROIT challenged THE NATURAL,
20 points below and lost! Send 'im to the Dark Arena! People were asking me did
YOUR EX-WIFE REALLY challenge MOLE? (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded
good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but MOLE wants me to write about
it since he was beat by YOUR EX-WIFE. Satisfied? PRO LINEMAN must not be a good
enough fighter to get in fair fights. He challenged TOTALLY TOBIR. 14 is a big
difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought PRO LINEMAN showed great
skill and promise when he dispatched TOTALLY TOBIR. All right, so I slept through
it! Big deal!
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All MALCORN ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. I'm always kinda bummed when a decent warrior gets killed.
TOTALLY TOBIR, of SCUM & VILLAINY had a 13-7-1 when she got bumped off by PRO
LINEMAN. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. MALCORN is like such a dump, and you guys
smell too much! Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby
Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEADPOOL 6159 10 1 1 128 SISTER MARGARET'S (590)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRO LINEMAN 6185 22 8 3 151 NEON JOCKS (591)
-LATIMORE 6073 17 12 0 111 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
YOUR EX-WIFE 6170 13 13 2 103 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
PAU 6112 20 20 0 97 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
FOXY 6116 24 15 0 92 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ESTUPIDO 6114 21 19 0 89 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
HEAVYWEIGHT 6187 15 15 0 89 NEON JOCKS (591)
MOLE 6131 16 39 0 87 GREENWARDENS (244)
GUCCI MADE PANTS 5983 7 5 1 78 DENTIST FREESTYLE (562)
DANCING TROLL 6141 11 40 1 74 GREENWARDENS (244)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WILLIE JOHNSON 6072 7 7 0 40 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE NATURAL 6251 2 2 0 27 NEON JOCKS (591)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PINCH HITTER 6250 2 1 0 20 NEON JOCKS (591)
CHICAGO OR DETROIT 6103 2 1 0 19 DENTIST FREESTYLE (562)
-BOYD GILMORE 6233 2 1 0 19 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
FULL OF DRO 6215 1 1 0 13 DENTIST FREESTYLE (562)
-FRED MCMULLEN 6232 1 2 1 6 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DUNK CHAMPION 6253 0 1 0 NEON JOCKS 591 SPYMASTER 1037 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
TOTALLY TOBIR 6198 13 7 1 SCUM & VILLAINY 586 PRO LINEMAN 6185 1037
PERSONAL ADS
Hey Pro Lineman -- Do us a flavor and knock Deadpool down a peg or two. We don't take
kindly to Sister Margaret's opening up shop and trying to take our top career team
honors away. Know what I mean? -- Gucci Made
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DUNK CHAMPION was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PRO LINEMAN butchered TOTALLY TOBIR in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge duel.
HEAVYWEIGHT demolished DANCING TROLL in a 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge fight.
YOUR EX-WIFE devastated MOLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ESTUPIDO unbelievably bested GUCCI MADE PANTS in a 2 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
CHICAGO OR DETROIT was bested by THE NATURAL in a 2 minute Challenge match.
DEADPOOL viciously subdued PAU in a 2 minute veteran's Title competition.
FOXY won victory over VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 3 minute expert's duel.
PINCH HITTER overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FULL OF DRO overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 AIMED BLOW 29 - 16 - 0 64 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 9 - 1 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 15 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 12 - 0 8 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 1037 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK DEADPOOL 6159 10 1 1 128 SISTER MARGARET'S (590)
SLASHING ATTACK PRO LINEMAN 6185 22 8 3 151 NEON JOCKS (591)
TOTAL PARRY FOXY 6116 24 15 0 92 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PAU 6112. The most popular warrior this turn was
DEADPOOL 6159. The ten other most popular fighters were PRO LINEMAN 6185, FOXY 6116,
CHICAGO OR DETROIT 6103, TOTALLY TOBIR 6198, HEAVYWEIGHT 6187, YOUR EX-WIFE 6170,
GUCCI MADE PANTS 5983, THE NATURAL 6251, MOLE 6131, and ESTUPIDO 6114.
The least popular fighter this week was DANCING TROLL 6141. The other ten least
popular fighters were DUNK CHAMPION 6253, FULL OF DRO 6215, PINCH HITTER 6250, PAU
6112, ESTUPIDO 6114, MOLE 6131, THE NATURAL 6251, GUCCI MADE PANTS 5983, YOUR EX-WIFE
6170, and HEAVYWEIGHT 6187.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
PAU (15-6112) EGGS & CHORIZO (585)