DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 07/02/2025 Duedate: 07/15/2025 MALCORN ARENA DM 15 TURN 1032 This Week's Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS PAU EGGS & CHORIZO (585) (15-6112) [19-18-0,111] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader PAU SIERRA SKYE EGGS & CHORIZO (585) PERFECTION QUEST (595) (15-6112) [19-18-0,111] (15-6234) [3-2-0,47] Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite VARSITY QB HEAVYWEIGHT NEON JOCKS (591) NEON JOCKS (591) (15-6184) [14-12-1,109] (15-6187) [12-13-0,73] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM NEON JOCKS (591) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. STONE COLD CRAZY (577) 61 2. EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 35 SCUM & VILLAINY (586) 3. NEON JOCKS (591) 20 Unchartered Team 4. GREENWARDENS (244) -1 5. PERFECTION QUEST (595) -10 PERFECTION QUEST (595) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 2*2445 BOURBON ST (592) 6 2 0 75.0 1/ 1 NEON JOCKS (591) 8 5 0 2/ 1*PERFECTION QUEST (595) 4 2 0 66.7 2/ 2 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 6 4 0 3/ 3 SCUM & VILLAINY (586) 76 55 6 58.0 3/ 0 STONE COLD CRAZY (577) 3 1 0 4/ 4 NEON JOCKS (591) 71 60 5 54.2 4/ 4 SCUM & VILLAINY (586) 2 1 0 5/ 0 STONE COLD CRAZY (577) 134 121 12 52.5 5- 6*2445 BOURBON ST (592) 1 0 0 6/ 6 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 94 85 3 52.5 6/ 3 THE PURGE 204 (570) 1 1 0 7/ 5 THE PURGE 204 (570) 12 12 0 50.0 7/ 5*PERFECTION QUEST (595) 1 2 0 8/ 7 GREENWARDENS (244) 1312 1706 39 43.5 8/ 7 GREENWARDENS (244) 1 5 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. Well, it looks like I have been called up to The Show! No more wallowing down here in the minor leagues. Of course, I looked at them with a very puzzled look when they handed me an Epee and said, "Go Bash with this." Not quite sure how that's supposed to work, but that's what they told me. Only nine fights in the arena last turn, and a couple were even against NPCs. The arena is shrinking. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that Neon Jocks managed to garner five arena awards, and thus earn a free turn. Not much competition. Until we next meet, may the gods guide your blows straight and true! -- Star Pitcher, Duelmaster and Lord Protector of Malcorn SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of MALCORN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Now let's all watch EGGS & CHORIZO's heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big talk, big deal. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see BIG PUP win a fight and gain 25 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, BIG PUP beat TOTALLY TOBIR and TOTALLY TOBIR lost 22 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, MALCORN may be getting bland, as STAR PITCHER stays top dog in the city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, MALCORN? He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. MALCORN, I am losing what little hope I had in you. NEON JOCKS the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was EGGS & CHORIZO. Ha ha ha ha! DANCING TROLL was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and gone, and get to see if their team cared. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one. What does the MALCORN arena have in common with the inns? It's just as comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PAU 6112 19 18 0 111 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME VARSITY QB 6184 14 12 1 109 NEON JOCKS (591) CRAKLIN 5913 10 2 0 97 THE PURGE 204 (570) FOXY 6116 23 13 0 93 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BIG PUP 6014 14 13 1 90 STONE COLD CRAZY (577) PITA PITA PA 6140 19 11 0 88 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) MOLE 6131 13 37 0 86 GREENWARDENS (244) YOUR EX-WIFE 6170 11 12 2 86 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) PRO LINEMAN 6185 17 8 2 84 NEON JOCKS (591) ESTUPIDO 6114 20 17 0 81 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) HEAVYWEIGHT 6187 12 13 0 73 NEON JOCKS (591) DANCING TROLL 6141 11 35 1 69 GREENWARDENS (244) TOTALLY TOBIR 6198 9 6 1 67 SCUM & VILLAINY (586) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ZIPADEEDODA 6003 8 4 1 66 STONE COLD CRAZY (577) WASTED TIME 6020 7 5 0 62 STONE COLD CRAZY (577) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LOONEY 6038 3 0 1 47 STONE COLD CRAZY (577) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SIERRA SKYE 6234 3 2 0 47 PERFECTION QUEST (595) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -WHEEL HOUSE 6248 1 0 0 13 2445 BOURBON ST (592) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS PAU devastated PRO LINEMAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. FOXY subdued MOLE in a popular 4 minute veteran's Challenge melee. YOUR EX-WIFE vanquished DANCING TROLL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. STAR PITCHER demolished PITA PITA PA in a 1 minute mismatched competition. CRAKLIN lost to VARSITY QB in a exciting 2 minute bloody master's fight. ESTUPIDO overcame KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven fight. TOTALLY TOBIR was vanquished by BIG PUP in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel. SIERRA SKYE was overpowered by ZIPADEEDODA in a 1 minute uneven duel. HEAVYWEIGHT savagely defeated WASTED TIME in a action packed 4 minute veteran's fight. LOONEY overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 5 AIMED BLOW 32 - 14 - 1 70 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 9 - 1 59 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 14 - 1 58 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 - 0 50 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 14 - 1 44 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 6 - 0 33 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 11 - 0 15 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 - 0 0 | Turn 1032 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK PAU 6112 19 18 0 111 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) LUNGING ATTACK VARSITY QB 6184 14 12 1 109 NEON JOCKS (591) AIMED BLOW CRAKLIN 5913 10 2 0 97 THE PURGE 204 (570) TOTAL PARRY FOXY 6116 23 13 0 93 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) BASHING ATTACK BIG PUP 6014 14 13 1 90 STONE COLD CRAZY (577) SLASHING ATTACK PRO LINEMAN 6185 17 8 2 84 NEON JOCKS (591) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME The overall popularity leader is VARSITY QB 6184. The most popular warrior this turn was HEAVYWEIGHT 6187. The ten other most popular fighters were FOXY 6116, CRAKLIN 5913, MOLE 6131, VARSITY QB 6184, PAU 6112, YOUR EX-WIFE 6170, BIG PUP 6014, LOONEY 6038, ZIPADEEDODA 6003, and WASTED TIME 6020. The least popular fighter this week was SIERRA SKYE 6234. The other ten least popular fighters were PITA PITA PA 6140, TOTALLY TOBIR 6198, ESTUPIDO 6114, DANCING TROLL 6141, PRO LINEMAN 6185, WASTED TIME 6020, ZIPADEEDODA 6003, LOONEY 6038, BIG PUP 6014, and YOUR EX-WIFE 6170. The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: STAR PITCHER (15-6180) NEON JOCKS (591)