DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/02/2025    Duedate: 07/15/2025

MALCORN ARENA

DM 15    TURN 1032

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PAU
EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
(15-6112) [19-18-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PAU                            SIERRA SKYE
EGGS & CHORIZO (585)           PERFECTION QUEST (595)
(15-6112) [19-18-0,111]        (15-6234) [3-2-0,47]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

VARSITY QB                     HEAVYWEIGHT
NEON JOCKS (591)               NEON JOCKS (591)
(15-6184) [14-12-1,109]        (15-6187) [12-13-0,73]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NEON JOCKS (591)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STONE COLD CRAZY (577)        61 
2. EGGS & CHORIZO (585)          35    SCUM & VILLAINY (586)
3. NEON JOCKS (591)              20    Unchartered Team
4. GREENWARDENS (244)            -1 
5. PERFECTION QUEST (595)        -10   PERFECTION QUEST (595)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*2445 BOURBON ST (592)      6   2  0 75.0   1/ 1 NEON JOCKS (591)          8  5 0
 2/ 1*PERFECTION QUEST (595)     4   2  0 66.7   2/ 2 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      6  4 0
 3/ 3 SCUM & VILLAINY (586)     76  55  6 58.0   3/ 0 STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    3  1 0
 4/ 4 NEON JOCKS (591)          71  60  5 54.2   4/ 4 SCUM & VILLAINY (586)     2  1 0
 5/ 0 STONE COLD CRAZY (577)   134 121 12 52.5   5- 6*2445 BOURBON ST (592)     1  0 0
 6/ 6 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      94  85  3 52.5   6/ 3 THE PURGE 204 (570)       1  1 0
 7/ 5 THE PURGE 204 (570)       12  12  0 50.0   7/ 5*PERFECTION QUEST (595)    1  2 0
 8/ 7 GREENWARDENS (244)       1312 1706 39 43.5   8/ 7 GREENWARDENS (244)        1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Well, it looks like I have been called up to The Show! No more wallowing down here in 
the minor leagues. Of course, I looked at them with a very puzzled look when they 
handed me an Epee and said, "Go Bash with this." Not quite sure how that's supposed to 
work, but that's what they told me.

Only nine fights in the arena last turn, and a couple were even against NPCs. The 
arena is shrinking. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that Neon Jocks managed to garner 
five arena awards, and thus earn a free turn. Not much competition.

Until we next meet, may the gods guide your blows straight and true!

                             -- Star Pitcher, Duelmaster and Lord Protector of Malcorn

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
MALCORN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Now let's all watch EGGS & CHORIZO's 
heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big 
deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see BIG PUP win a fight and gain 25 
points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, BIG PUP beat TOTALLY TOBIR and TOTALLY TOBIR lost 22 
points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, MALCORN may 
be getting bland, as STAR PITCHER stays top dog in the city.  I'm not in a very good 
mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, 
MALCORN?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  
MALCORN, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  NEON JOCKS the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this mass act 
of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was EGGS & CHORIZO.  Ha ha ha ha!  
DANCING TROLL was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the 
DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only 
shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the MALCORN arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAU 6112                     19  18  0 111         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VARSITY QB 6184              14  12  1 109         NEON JOCKS (591)          
 CRAKLIN 5913                 10   2  0  97         THE PURGE 204 (570)       
 FOXY 6116                    23  13  0  93         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG PUP 6014                 14  13  1  90         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    
 PITA PITA PA 6140            19  11  0  88         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 MOLE 6131                    13  37  0  86         GREENWARDENS (244)        
 YOUR EX-WIFE 6170            11  12  2  86         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 PRO LINEMAN 6185             17   8  2  84         NEON JOCKS (591)          
 ESTUPIDO 6114                20  17  0  81         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 HEAVYWEIGHT 6187             12  13  0  73         NEON JOCKS (591)          
 DANCING TROLL 6141           11  35  1  69         GREENWARDENS (244)        
 TOTALLY TOBIR 6198            9   6  1  67         SCUM & VILLAINY (586)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZIPADEEDODA 6003              8   4  1  66         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    
 WASTED TIME 6020              7   5  0  62         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOONEY 6038                   3   0  1  47         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIERRA SKYE 6234              3   2  0  47         PERFECTION QUEST (595)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHEEL HOUSE 6248              1   0  0  13         2445 BOURBON ST (592)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PAU devastated PRO LINEMAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
FOXY subdued MOLE in a popular 4 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
YOUR EX-WIFE vanquished DANCING TROLL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
STAR PITCHER demolished PITA PITA PA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CRAKLIN lost to VARSITY QB in a exciting 2 minute bloody master's fight.
ESTUPIDO overcame KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TOTALLY TOBIR was vanquished by BIG PUP in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
SIERRA SKYE was overpowered by ZIPADEEDODA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HEAVYWEIGHT savagely defeated WASTED TIME in a action packed 4 minute veteran's fight.
LOONEY overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         AIMED BLOW        32 -  14 -  1      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   9 -  1      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  14 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  14 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  11 -  0      15  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 1032 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PAU 6112                   19  18  0  111 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
LUNGING ATTACK   VARSITY QB 6184            14  12  1  109 NEON JOCKS (591)
AIMED BLOW       CRAKLIN 5913               10   2  0   97 THE PURGE 204 (570)
TOTAL PARRY      FOXY 6116                  23  13  0   93 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
BASHING ATTACK   BIG PUP 6014               14  13  1   90 STONE COLD CRAZY (577)
SLASHING ATTACK  PRO LINEMAN 6185           17   8  2   84 NEON JOCKS (591)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is VARSITY QB 6184.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HEAVYWEIGHT 6187.  The ten other most popular fighters were FOXY 6116, CRAKLIN 
5913, MOLE 6131, VARSITY QB 6184, PAU 6112, YOUR EX-WIFE 6170, BIG PUP 6014, LOONEY 
6038, ZIPADEEDODA 6003, and WASTED TIME 6020.

The least popular fighter this week was SIERRA SKYE 6234.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PITA PITA PA 6140, TOTALLY TOBIR 6198, ESTUPIDO 6114, DANCING 
TROLL 6141, PRO LINEMAN 6185, WASTED TIME 6020, ZIPADEEDODA 6003, LOONEY 6038, BIG 
PUP 6014, and YOUR EX-WIFE 6170.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

STAR PITCHER (15-6180) NEON JOCKS (591)