DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/01/2025    Duedate: 05/14/2025

JHANS ARENA

DM 36    TURN 992

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LEMAN
DARK ABUNDANCE (695)
(36-8670) [15-13-0,66]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BOOTSTEALER                    POSITION IS EMPTY
NEON KNIGHTS (680)             
(36-8442) [14-9-0,117]         

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

WILDRIDER                      CLOUDSKIMMER
NEON KNIGHTS (680)             NEON KNIGHTS (680)
(36-8441) [13-13-2,76]         (36-8438) [12-14-0,70]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)          42 
2. IRON DAMSELS (16)             31    SIMPLE DISCOURSE (694)
3. EMU'S STRAIN (702)            23    Unchartered Team
4. FERMENTED (651)               23 
5. TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (697)       19    HILLARY'S RWC (392)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SIMPLE DISCOURSE (694)    12   6  0 66.7   1/ 3 EMU'S STRAIN (702)        9  6 1
 2/ 2 ARABIAN KNIGHTS (685)     90  56  6 61.6   2/ 1 NEON KNIGHTS (680)        9  6 1
 3/ 0 WORLD BLADES 7 (634)      22  17  0 56.4   3/ 2 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (697)   8  4 1
 4/ 3 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (697)   31  26  3 54.4   4/ 4 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)   5  6 0
 5/ 4 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)  211 220  9 49.0   5/ 5 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)      5  7 0
 6/ 5 NEON KNIGHTS (680)        60  65  3 48.0   6/ 7 DARK ABUNDANCE (695)      5  8 0
 7/ 6 DARK ABUNDANCE (695)     145 158  0 47.9   7/ 9 BAD PICKLES (699)         5  9 0
 8/ 7 IRON DAMSELS (16)        205 233 11 46.8   8/ 6 ARABIAN KNIGHTS (685)     4  1 1
 9/ 8 BAD PICKLES (699)         59  68  6 46.5   9/ 8 WOLF AND MAN (701)        3  4 1
10/ 9 FERMENTED (651)           18  21  0 46.2  10/12 IRON DAMSELS (16)         3  9 1
11/10 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)      88 109  3 44.7  11/11 FERMENTED (651)           2  1 0
12/11 WOLF AND MAN (701)        16  21  2 43.2  12/14 SIMPLE DISCOURSE (694)    1  0 0
13/13 EMU'S STRAIN (702)        36  52  3 40.9  13/ 0 WORLD BLADES 7 (634)      1  1 0
14- 0 OXY MORONS II (698)       12  35  3 25.5  14- 0 OXY MORONS II (698)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Well, there's nothing guaranteed to bring arena-wide mockery and derision quite like 
getting killed on your own challenge, is there Skunner?  I guess I can't blame him for 
making the challenge; he very well could have ended up on the throne, had he won. But, 
the fates had other plans for him, like rotting in the ground for eternity (or, at 
least until the next dead tourney).  

Perhaps this column will begin a new tradition here in Jhans; that of the Duelmaster 
actually writing a column for the folks. I mean, being Duelmaster of an arena is a 
rare and wonderful event, an honor afforded to few. It should be the responsibility of 
the Duelmaster to repay that honor with a few words of wisdom for the common folk, 
especially in a relatively big and active arena such as this one. 

So, c'mon, fellow warriors! Who is in on this new commitment, to write when you are on 
the throne?  Hear, hear!!

Until next time, may the gods guide your blows straight and true!

                       -- Wildrider, Duelmaster of Jhans (the toilet bowl of Alastari)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome JHANS.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have I 
fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  What's with SLETTU?  She 
actually beat BAD PICKLES' JAY HIGGINS, and walked away with 20 more points from the 
fight.  Major screwup at NEON KNIGHTS.  DREAMSINGER lost 17 points to ASSAIL.  Some 
new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe DREAMSINGER will provide more easy wins...  Another 
fighter (LEMAN 15-13-0) challenged another Duelmaster (WILDRIDER 13-13-2).  Life goes 
on.  I'm sure JHANS is excited about LEMAN, the new Duelmaster from DARK ABUNDANCE.  
(remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I have...  I suppose you want to hear 
some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  JHANS 
thinks DARK ABUNDANCE and their 145-158-0 is too much!  If at first you don't 
succeed, give up...  In my day, no team with a 144-155-0 would scare me off!  What's 
the problem, BAD PICKLES?  How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged 
warrior, MIKE VADNER!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.  I 
hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights that DAHLIA gets in.  
She fights people like ALOSIA, 8 points below.  I thought DAHLIA showed great skill 
and promise when she defeated ALOSIA.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Who will dare fight ALI BABA, after he returned 
from the Dark Arena?  (For the record 20-17-2 is 98, and has he points) We all knew 
it had to happen sooner or later.  A warrior can't stick around with a 8-7-2, and 
SLETTU easily took care of JAY HIGGINS.  Someone told WILDRIDER that DARK ABUNDANCE 
never Bloodfeuded, that he'd have an easy kill.  Well, I'm sure whoever misled you is 
right sorry.  BONEGRIN was plum wore out after PAPA LENNY pounded 'im silly in a 
Bloodfeud.  WOLF AND MAN'll have to get a little better before going after PAPA LENNY 
again!  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day?  To die so 
young, so gloriously!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  Are 
you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEMAN 8670                   15  13  0  66         DARK ABUNDANCE (695)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOOTSTEALER 8442             14   9  0 117         NEON KNIGHTS (680)        
 DAHLIA 8794                   9   7  1  99         EMU'S STRAIN (702)        
 PAPA LENNY 8733              16  10  0  96         BAD PICKLES (699)         
 OBSIDIA 4001                 19  14  1  95         CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASSAIL 8708                  13   9  0  91         CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISS DAYTONA 3164            17  34  0  89         IRON DAMSELS (16)         
 BARKEEP BARB 8685            18   8  0  84         IRON DAMSELS (16)         
 ALOSIA 8714                  10   6  0  81         IRON DAMSELS (16)         
 WILDRIDER 8441               13  13  2  76         NEON KNIGHTS (680)        
 ANGRY ORCHARD 7868            8   5  0  76         FERMENTED (651)           
 KUURUS 8684                  14  12  0  71         DARK ABUNDANCE (695)      
 DREAMSINGER 8439             12  11  0  71         NEON KNIGHTS (680)        
 CLOUDSKIMMER 8438            12  14  0  70         NEON KNIGHTS (680)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLETTU 8698                   9   8  1  66         IRON DAMSELS (16)         
 SAINT-CHAMOND 8666            9   3  0  66         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (697)   
 BONEGRIN 8785                 7   4  1  64         WOLF AND MAN (701)        
 MIKE VADNER 8738             11   7  2  60         BAD PICKLES (699)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OLD MIL 7906                  7   2  0  47         FERMENTED (651)           
 RAPINE 8812                   5   3  0  47         CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)   
 ERITREA 8359                  3   1  0  45         WORLD BLADES 7 (634)      
 LITTLE WILLIE 8667            8   4  0  43         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (697)   
 SUNBLOTTER 8498               9  13  1  41         NEON KNIGHTS (680)        
 ENVY 8827                     4   2  0  39         CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)      
 DINARZAD 8761                 4   2  0  39         ARABIAN KNIGHTS (685)     
 SONJA 8815                    3   3  0  38         EMU'S STRAIN (702)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHIPPET 8668                  6   6  1  32         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (697)   
 MARK 1 8665                   5   7  1  27         TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (697)   
 CROGEN 8786                   5   6  1  27         WOLF AND MAN (701)        
 FAITH IN CAUSATION 8600       3   2  0  26         SIMPLE DISCOURSE (694)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SYAN-LIN 8783                 4   5  0  17         DARK ABUNDANCE (695)      
 SIGNY 8831                    3   1  0  17         EMU'S STRAIN (702)        
 ARK 8814                      4   4  0  16         CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)   
 CALISTA 8830                  2   2  0  14         EMU'S STRAIN (702)        
 BADBOF 8826                   1   0  0  10         WOLF AND MAN (701)        
-VASILKO 8816                  1   0  0   9         DARK ABUNDANCE (695)      
 GLOOP 8841                    1   1  0   6         BAD PICKLES (699)         
 SPINNOCK 8835                 1   0  0   5         CLAN BATTLEAXE II (550)   
 LOBOL 8847                    0   1  0   1         DARK ABUNDANCE (695)      
 CITATA 8842                   0   1  0   1         IRON DAMSELS (16)         
 ROOK 8833                     0   1  0   1         CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)      
 DEEDERS 8846                  0   1  0   1         BAD PICKLES (699)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CHADLY CAT 8732        11 12 0 BAD PICKLES 699      BONEGRIN 8785          991 JUST REVENGED
JAY HIGGINS 8773        8  7 2 BAD PICKLES 699      SLETTU 8698            992  
CRINGE 8836             0  2 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE 347   HIGH ELF               992 NONE
BLIND 8845              0  1 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE I 550 SPYMASTER              992 NONE
DOG 8844                0  1 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE I 550 SHEWISH GIANT          992 NONE
SECHUL 8752            12  7 0 CLAN BATTLEAXE I 550 DAHLIA 8794            991  
SKUNNER 8683           16  9 0 DARK ABUNDANCE 695   WILDRIDER 8441         991 JUST REVENGED
SELMA 8791              3  8 1 EMU'S STRAIN 702     SPYMASTER              992 NONE
DA 1 8818               0  1 0 FERMENTED 651        BLACK ORC              992 NONE
PANZERKAMPFWAGEN 8669   3  5 1 TANKS FOR NOTHIN 697 SELMA 8791             988 REVENGED
ANKARA 7594             0  1 0 WORLD BLADES 7 634   STONE GOLEM            992 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ALI BABA butchered KOBOLD ENFORCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SELMA was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
CRINGE was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BLIND was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
DOG was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
ANKARA was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DA 1 was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PAPA LENNY devastated BONEGRIN in a 1 minute bloody mismatched Bloodfeud match.
LEMAN narrowly defeated WILDRIDER in a 3 minute expert's Bloodfeud Title melee.
ASSAIL vanquished DREAMSINGER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BARKEEP BARB vanquished CLOUDSKIMMER in a popular 4 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DAHLIA savagely defeated ALOSIA in a popular 3 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
SAINT-CHAMOND demolished RAPINE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
WHIPPET was devastated by MIKE VADNER in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge battle.
JAY HIGGINS was executed by SLETTU in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
LITTLE WILLIE defeated SUNBLOTTER in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
ARK was devastated by SONJA in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CALISTA was devastated by ENVY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
OBSIDIA defeated KUURUS in a 2 minute veteran's bout.
BOOTSTEALER overpowered MISS DAYTONA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ANGRY ORCHARD overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
DINARZAD beat CROGEN in a 2 minute fight.
OLD MIL won victory over MARK 1 in a popular 1 minute match.
ERITREA handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FAITH IN CAUSATION bested SYAN-LIN in a 2 minute bout.
SIGNY demolished ROOK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GLOOP unbelievably bested LOBOL in a 4 minute gruesome novice's match.
BADBOF overpowered CITATA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SPINNOCK won victory over DEEDERS in a 1 minute beginner's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   5 -  1      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  22 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   47 -  44 -  2      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    58 -  63 -  4      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        22 -  24 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  22 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  27 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  17 -  1      37  |

Turn 992 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  7         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  6         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      LEMAN 8670                 15  13  0   66 DARK ABUNDANCE (695)
SLASHING ATTACK  BOOTSTEALER 8442           14   9  0  117 NEON KNIGHTS (680)
LUNGING ATTACK   DAHLIA 8794                 9   7  1   99 EMU'S STRAIN (702)
WALL OF STEEL    OBSIDIA 4001               19  14  1   95 CLAN BATTLEAXE (347)
AIMED BLOW       KUURUS 8684                14  12  0   71 DARK ABUNDANCE (695)
STRIKING ATTACK  BONEGRIN 8785               7   4  1   64 WOLF AND MAN (701)
PARRY-LUNGE      DINARZAD 8761               4   2  0   39 ARABIAN KNIGHTS (685)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WILDRIDER 8441.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CLOUDSKIMMER 8438.  The ten other most popular fighters were WILDRIDER 8441, 
DAHLIA 8794, SUNBLOTTER 8498, ALOSIA 8714, KUURUS 8684, ANGRY ORCHARD 7868, DINARZAD 
8761, FAITH IN CAUSATION 8600, LOBOL 8847, and ANKARA 7594.

The least popular fighter this week was DEEDERS 8846.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CITATA 8842, GLOOP 8841, ROOK 8833, MISS DAYTONA 3164, CALISTA 8830, 
JAY HIGGINS 8773, WHIPPET 8668, RAPINE 8812, DREAMSINGER 8439, and BONEGRIN 8785.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BAT OUT OF HELL (36-8550) SATAN'S CHALLENGE (690)
ALI BABA (36-8555) ARABIAN KNIGHTS (685)