DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/05/2025 Duedate: 09/18/2025
ZENSU ARENA
DM 40 TURN 987
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
APHELION VOID
FLOWERS OF EVIL (514)
(40-5085) [10-4-1,112]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
APHELION VOID POSITION IS EMPTY
FLOWERS OF EVIL (514)
(40-5085) [10-4-1,112]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
DAN'S GHOST THE EMPEROR
BEYOND THE PALE (337) AQUARIAN TAROT (235)
(40-5196) [20-31-1,92] (40-1994) [11-20-0,101]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OXY MORONS (537)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OXY MORONS (537) 35
2. PANDORA'S BOX (522) 20 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
3. BEYOND THE PALE (337) 14 Unchartered Team
4. THE SHIRE (321) 13
5. FLOWERS OF EVIL (514) 6 COME WITH ME (418)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 13 5 0 72.2 1/ 1 OXY MORONS (537) 10 5 0
2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 153 66 4 69.9 2/ 2 DREAMS WORK (538) 8 4 0
3/ 0 FLOWERS OF EVIL (514) 13 8 1 61.9 3/ 5 PANDORA'S BOX (522) 6 2 0
4- 3 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 92 66 2 58.2 4- 4 DIRTY DOZENS (333) 4 2 0
5/ 5 CRUEL PET NAMES (381) 72 61 2 54.1 5- 3 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 3 0 0
6/ 6 DREAMS WORK (538) 56 48 3 53.8 6/ 7 VABOROUGHS (240) 3 3 0
7/ 7 VABOROUGHS (240) 89 81 3 52.4 7/ 9 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 3 9 0
8/ 8 OXY MORONS (537) 87 93 2 48.3 8/ 8 CRUEL PET NAMES (381) 2 2 0
9/10 BEYOND THE PALE (337) 1281 1490 36 46.2 9/ 0 FLOWERS OF EVIL (514) 1 0 0
10/ 9 AQUARIAN TAROT (235) 52 61 1 46.0 10/10 AQUARIAN TAROT (235) 1 2 0
11/11 THE SHIRE (321) 82 121 4 40.4 11/ 6 THE SHIRE (321) 1 7 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Welcome ZENSU. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights have I
fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... Phhbltt! Too much drinking
and too little dodging gave THE SHIRE a 1-3-0! I got a good laugh out of it! What's
with NEERLY STENN? He actually beat CRUEL PET NAMES' HUMP THE CAMEL, and walked away
with 20 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at BEYOND THE PALE while they
watched NEERLY STENN clobber HUMP THE CAMEL. He lost 17 points and got bruised from
objects thrown from the stands. Har har har! Did GRANDPA JACK wimp out, or just get
lazy? Anyway, he's not Duelmaster anymore. I can barely restrain my enthusiam for
FLOWERS OF EVIL's outstanding member, Duelmaster APHELION VOID. Wouldn't it be nice
to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is looking into the uses of
convicted prisoners.
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. The
most avoided team was OXY MORONS. Management must be dealin', as the boys at CRUEL
PET NAMES ain't reelin'! OXY MORONS' mad! How well I know the feeling of being the
most challenged warrior, THE EMPEROR! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to
haunt you. Keep challenging up 29 points, SQUASH THE SNAKE, and I won't have to
write about you much longer. BOB always accepts those kind of challenges... Who
knows what was running through SQUASH THE SNAKE's head, but BOB rearranged it for it.
How soon will SQUASH THE SNAKE make a challenge like that again? I hate going to the
effort of writing about the kind of fights that DARKNESS gets in. It fights people
like HUMPTY DUMPTY, 12 points below. I thought DARKNESS showed great skill and
promise when it overcame HUMPTY DUMPTY. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. Here's some advice: study your opponent, master
many skills, fight dirty.
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. ZENSU is
a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. I don't want to
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
APHELION VOID 5085 10 4 1 112 FLOWERS OF EVIL (514)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GRANDPA JACK 5311 15 3 1 125 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
MILITANT PACIFIST 5290 18 18 0 107 OXY MORONS (537)
FLOODS 5263 21 6 0 106 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
SLEEPY JOE 5294 19 19 1 106 OXY MORONS (537)
THE EMPEROR 1994 11 20 0 101 AQUARIAN TAROT (235)
EXPRESS MAIL 5323 12 8 0 98 OXY MORONS (537)
DAN'S GHOST 5196 20 31 1 92 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
BOB 5296 16 9 1 92 DREAMS WORK (538)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GLORIA 5298 13 12 2 86 DREAMS WORK (538)
NEERLY STENN 5273 15 19 1 82 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
THE HEDGE 5316 9 6 0 75 THE SHIRE (321)
-DELUGE 5332 7 2 0 73 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
KEN 5297 10 15 0 67 DREAMS WORK (538)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OUATE LE PHOQUE 3902 11 7 0 66 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
DOS JONES 5272 15 19 0 64 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-RESTON 4263 7 3 1 62 VABOROUGHS (240)
DARKNESS 5330 10 0 0 59 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
HUMP THE CAMEL 3903 8 11 0 58 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SQUASH THE SNAKE 4002 6 2 0 56 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
SWEET SORROW 5335 9 6 1 52 OXY MORONS (537)
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331 6 6 0 48 DREAMS WORK (538)
DISEASE 5327 6 4 0 48 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255 9 10 0 46 THE SHIRE (321)
DULLES 4264 6 5 0 37 VABOROUGHS (240)
-THE HIEROPHANT 2621 7 13 1 35 AQUARIAN TAROT (235)
ROSIE COTTON 5328 5 6 1 34 THE SHIRE (321)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BELLADONNA TOOK 5313 6 10 0 28 THE SHIRE (321)
-ICEMAN 5385 2 0 0 26 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
-BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380 2 0 0 26 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
-EERIE BEEF 5383 2 0 0 25 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
-TURTLE NEMESIS 5382 2 0 0 25 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
-BOBO BOFFINS 5326 6 6 0 24 THE SHIRE (321)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOOR PALE 5373 4 4 0 21 BEYOND THE PALE (337)
-ALDIE 4286 3 4 0 19 VABOROUGHS (240)
MARSHALL 4287 2 6 0 17 VABOROUGHS (240)
HONEST SALESMAN 5362 2 6 0 16 OXY MORONS (537)
-CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349 3 6 0 15 DIRTY DOZENS (333)
FLUSH THE GOLDFISH 4165 2 2 0 9 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
-DEADLY LOCUST 5375 1 2 0 8 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FLOODS unbelievably bested THE EMPEROR in a 4 minute master's Challenge fight.
SQUASH THE SNAKE was handily defeated by BOB in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DISEASE won victory over DULLES in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
DARKNESS bested HUMPTY DUMPTY in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
OUATE LE PHOQUE demolished DOS JONES in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
MARSHALL won victory over HONEST SALESMAN in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
GLORIA was devastated by MILITANT PACIFIST in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
DAN'S GHOST was overpowered by SLEEPY JOE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
APHELION VOID vanquished THE HEDGE in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
HUMP THE CAMEL was vanquished by NEERLY STENN in a popular 5 minute one-sided duel.
EXPRESS MAIL handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
KEN subdued SANCHO PROUDFOOT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute competition.
SWEET SORROW devastated BELLADONNA TOOK in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
MOOR PALE was bested by ROSIE COTTON in a 2 minute bout.
FLUSH THE GOLDFISH unbelievably bested CONVICTED THIEF in a 7 minute conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 7 TOTAL PARRY 37 - 20 - 0 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 13 - 1 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 18 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 25 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 13 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 21 - 0 45 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 6 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 18 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 987 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK APHELION VOID 5085 10 4 1 112 FLOWERS OF EVIL (514)
TOTAL PARRY FLOODS 5263 21 6 0 106 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
SLASHING ATTACK EXPRESS MAIL 5323 12 8 0 98 OXY MORONS (537)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HEDGE 5316 9 6 0 75 THE SHIRE (321)
AIMED BLOW SQUASH THE SNAKE 4002 6 2 0 56 CRUEL PET NAMES (381)
WALL OF STEEL SWEET SORROW 5335 9 6 1 52 OXY MORONS (537)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DAN'S GHOST 5196. The most popular warrior this
turn was THE EMPEROR 1994. The ten other most popular fighters were HUMPTY DUMPTY
5331, NEERLY STENN 5273, SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255, SLEEPY JOE 5294, FLOODS 5263, EXPRESS
MAIL 5323, ROSIE COTTON 5328, DISEASE 5327, MILITANT PACIFIST 5290, and KEN 5297.
The least popular fighter this week was FLUSH THE GOLDFISH 4165. The other ten least
popular fighters were MARSHALL 4287, HUMP THE CAMEL 3903, THE HEDGE 5316, OUATE LE
PHOQUE 3902, DULLES 4264, MOOR PALE 5373, APHELION VOID 5085, DAN'S GHOST 5196,
GLORIA 5298, and HONEST SALESMAN 5362.