DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/02/2025 Duedate: 09/15/2025
KATI-TEI ARENA
DM 41 TURN 984
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MARDI GRAS
NAWLINS RU2 (481)
(41-5575) [13-4-0,103]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MARDI GRAS OGLCU
NAWLINS RU2 (481) PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
(41-5575) [13-4-0,103] (41-4567) [5-3-0,51]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
DUSTMITE I DRANK WHAT?!
THE LOSERS (476) DEATH'S ARMY (392)
(41-5628) [7-4-0,37] (41-5645) [4-1-0,35]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
POSITION IS EMPTY
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. KILLERS (42) 33
2. DEATH'S ARMY (392) 24 FURIOUS FOOD (485)
3. PHILANTHROPISTS (409) 21 Unchartered Team
4. NAWLINS RU2 (481) 16
5. FURIOUS FOOD (485) 14 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 FIELDS OF DREAMS (478) 200 92 10 68.5 1/ 3 DEATH'S ARMY (392) 7 5 0
2/ 3 FURIOUS FOOD (485) 19 11 1 63.3 2/ 1 NAWLINS RU2 (481) 7 5 0
3/ 2 NAWLINS RU2 (481) 108 65 4 62.4 3/ 4 NEON MYSTICS (489) 4 7 0
4/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS (409) 18 12 0 60.0 4/ 5 KILLERS (42) 4 11 0
5/ 0 CONSTRUCTION (186) 17 15 2 53.1 5/ 6 THE LOSERS (476) 3 0 0
6/ 4 KILLERS (42) 106 124 12 46.1 6- 2 FIELDS OF DREAMS (478) 3 2 0
7/ 5 NEON MYSTICS (489) 24 30 0 44.4 7/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS (409) 2 0 0
8/ 6 DEATH'S ARMY (392) 110 150 4 42.3 8/ 7 FURIOUS FOOD (485) 2 0 0
9/ 7 THE LOSERS (476) 100 142 9 41.3 9/ 8 TEMERE (491) 1 2 0
10/ 8 TEMERE (491) 6 16 0 27.3 10/ 0 CONSTRUCTION (186) 0 2 0
11- 9*UT LUMINA IN (488) 0 1 0 0.0 11- 9*UT LUMINA IN (488) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. For every winner there is a loser. Speaking of
losers, lets take a look at FIELDS OF DREAMS, who went down to 2nd from 6th. Life is
tough. Hey everybody, watch out for VARKHUL, who flew up 20 points in the rankings
after mashing TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And
falling like a basher in the top ten was DREAMSTONE, who dropped 12 points after a
disappointing (to say the least) bout with UNDEAD CAT WOMAN. Well, if ya don't shows
up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer clothes. SUN MONSTER did not fight this
week so his title was forfeit. It's a proud day for the NAWLINS RU2 stable, as their
warrior, MARDI GRAS, ascended the Duelmaster's throne. An apple a day keeps the
doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid DEATH'S ARMY, please raise you hand.
Wow. Does KATI-TEI really have that many liars? For those of you who like math, try
this one: DEATH'S ARMY + Weapons That go Boom = NAWLINS RU2 + Avoid City. And who
is this VOODOO you ask, with 38 points and a 3-1-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could
tell!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Ask not the elves for counsel, for they
will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, there's the manager of the KATI-TEI giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARDI GRAS 5575 13 4 0 103 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TWITTER BEEF 5530 7 2 0 89 FURIOUS FOOD (485)
JARCK MYSIR 1128 19 12 5 80 KILLERS (42)
-CATWALK 5559 19 11 0 70 FIELDS OF DREAMS (478)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BROKEN BRAKE LINE 5607 9 4 0 62 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
-MISTBLADE 5614 8 2 0 61 NEON MYSTICS (489)
UNDEAD CAT WOMAN 5567 10 15 0 58 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
GHOST PEPPER 5528 7 3 1 58 FURIOUS FOOD (485)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OGLCU 4567 5 3 0 51 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
DUCT MAN 2190 7 6 0 47 CONSTRUCTION (186)
VOODOO 5639 3 1 0 38 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
DUSTMITE 5628 7 4 0 37 THE LOSERS (476)
DREAMSTONE 5600 6 6 0 37 NEON MYSTICS (489)
JASO 4570 5 4 0 36 PHILANTHROPISTS (409)
I DRANK WHAT?! 5645 4 1 0 35 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LANDSCAPER 2189 5 3 1 31 CONSTRUCTION (186)
FIRE STING 5613 6 8 0 27 TEMERE (491)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TROLLEY 5623 4 3 0 21 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
PELICAN 5615 4 2 0 20 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
-RALLY MONKEY 5648 2 0 0 20 FIELDS OF DREAMS (478)
VARKHUL 5655 1 0 0 20 KILLERS (42)
SPELLFOIL 5638 2 4 0 16 NEON MYSTICS (489)
DRAVOK 5654 1 0 0 15 KILLERS (42)
-EL-CUCUI 5592 0 1 0 15 UT LUMINA IN (488)
-PICKOFF 5650 1 0 0 10 FIELDS OF DREAMS (478)
DEADLY DIADEM 5641 2 3 0 9 DEATH'S ARMY (392)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BAYOU 5651 0 1 0 1 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
AIRBORNE RANGER 4299 17 27 0 DEATH'S ARMY 392 JARCK MYSIR 1128 981
MY EX WIFE 5656 0 1 0 KILLERS 42 SHEWISH GIANT 984 NONE
NANCY PELOSI 5657 0 1 0 KILLERS 42 STONE GOLEM 984 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Whoa! 17 fights in Kati-Tei and 7 were deaths! A highly overworked Dark Arena, but
apparently the monsters loved it! -- The Nawlins Gang
I feel bloody. -- Bayou
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NANCY PELOSI was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
MY EX WIFE was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DREAMSTONE was handily defeated by UNDEAD CAT WOMAN in a 1 minute Challenge match.
TROLLEY was viciously subdued by I DRANK WHAT?! in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
SPELLFOIL defeated DEADLY DIADEM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
JARCK MYSIR was devastated by MARDI GRAS in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
BROKEN BRAKE LINE bested VOODOO in a 1 minute match.
DUCT MAN was devastated by OGLCU in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
GHOST PEPPER handily defeated RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
LANDSCAPER was defeated by DUSTMITE in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
JASO defeated PELICAN in a action packed 1 minute match.
FIRE STING narrowly defeated CULT MEMBER in a 4 minute fight.
VARKHUL demolished TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DRAVOK overcame TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 13 - 0 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 AIMED BLOW 17 - 16 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 25 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 12 - 2 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
Turn 984 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 4 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 3 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 2 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK MARDI GRAS 5575 13 4 0 103 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
PARRY-STRIKE JARCK MYSIR 1128 19 12 5 80 KILLERS (42)
LUNGING ATTACK GHOST PEPPER 5528 7 3 1 58 FURIOUS FOOD (485)
AIMED BLOW VOODOO 5639 3 1 0 38 NAWLINS RU2 (481)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DUSTMITE 5628. The most popular warrior this turn
was I DRANK WHAT?! 5645. The ten other most popular fighters were SPELLFOIL 5638,
DUSTMITE 5628, GHOST PEPPER 5528, LANDSCAPER 2189, NANCY PELOSI 5657, BROKEN BRAKE
LINE 5607, JASO 4570, PELICAN 5615, TROLLEY 5623, and MARDI GRAS 5575.
The least popular fighter this week was DUCT MAN 2190. The other ten least popular
fighters were VOODOO 5639, JARCK MYSIR 1128, DREAMSTONE 5600, MY EX WIFE 5656, DRAVOK
5654, DEADLY DIADEM 5641, UNDEAD CAT WOMAN 5567, VARKHUL 5655, FIRE STING 5613, and
OGLCU 4567.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
SUN MONSTER (41-5570) FIELDS OF DREAMS (478)