DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/06/2025    Duedate: 06/02/2025

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM 47    TURN 483

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ROTE
ERRATA! (760)
(47-10386) [12-5-0,137]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JACK RABBIT                    QULLAN
ROYAL FLUSH (48)               FIEND FOLIO (892)
(47-4814) [4-2-0,148]          (47-10748) [4-2-1,44]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

ONSLAUGHT                      REAL MCCOY
DARQUE FORCES (396)            FAST FOOD (724)
(47-10352) [15-14-0,83]        (47-10572) [7-1-0,65]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS PARK (766)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH DINER (806)           75 
2. EMU'S SEED (891)              52 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)
3. BASH BROS PARK (766)          48    Unchartered Team
4. THE PURGE 209 (868)           45 
5. SECOND BANANAS (573)          41    WARBORN CANVAS (894)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 36  18  1 66.7   1/ 4 BASH BROS PARK (766)     12  3 0
 2/ 1 NAWLINS 2023 (896)        27  14  1 65.9   2/ 1 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)11  4 1
 3/ 4 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)  103  68  8 60.2   3/ 2 SHEWISH DINER (806)      11  4 1
 4/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217)         1085 717 36 60.2   4/ 8 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)  11  4 0
 5/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573)     443 318 46 58.2   5/16 PSY CORPS (867)          11  4 0
 6/ 6 FLOATING PAST (854)       78  56  3 58.2   6/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         10  5 0
 7/ 7 SHEWISH DINER (806)      245 179 18 57.8   7/ 5 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     10  5 0
 8/ 9 SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       27  22  3 55.1   8/ 6 ERRATA! (760)             9  5 0
 9/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    311 256 26 54.9   9/12 THE PURGE 209 (868)       9  6 0
10/11*WARBORN CANVAS (894)      18  15  0 54.5  10/ 3 DARQUE FORCES (396)       9  6 0
11/10 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         1143 963 60 54.3  11/24 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       9  6 0
12/12 DARQUE FORCES (396)      540 499 34 52.0  12/11 NAWLINS 2023 (896)        8  6 1
13/13 CHEERS (659)             219 206 12 51.5  13/25*EMU'S SEED (891)          8  7 1
14/15 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      352 342 16 50.7  14/23 BAD GAS (893)             8  7 1
15/16 THE PURGE 209 (868)      138 135  6 50.5  15/14 LAND OF OZ (217)          8  7 0
16/14 ERRATA! (760)            105 105  2 50.0  16/15 SECOND BANANAS (573)      8  7 0
17/17 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     182 188  5 49.2  17/20 FLOATING PAST (854)       8  7 0
18/19 BASH BROS PARK (766)     254 267 11 48.8  18/10*METALBORN (890)           7  7 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)    118 127  3 48.2  19/32 FRAYED SANITY (799)       7  8 1
20/21 PSY CORPS (867)           87  94  5 48.1  20/18 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     7  8 1
21/20 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       35  39  0 47.3  21/27 2129 BOURBON ST (888)     7  8 0
22/23 FAST FOOD (724)          354 401 17 46.9  22/22*WARBORN CANVAS (894)      7  8 0
23/26 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    185 211  7 46.7  23/30 PHOENIX GUARD (887)       6  8 0
24/27 FRAYED SANITY (799)      105 122  6 46.3  24/33 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       6  8 0
25/22 DWARFED (882)             89 105  5 45.9  25/26 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     6  9 1
26/25*FIEND FOLIO (892)         16  19  2 45.7  26/17 HATEFUL (895)             6  9 0
27/28 LAZY BOYZ (167)          117 140 10 45.5  27/28 SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       6  9 0
28/31 2129 BOURBON ST (888)     19  23  0 45.2  28/13*FIEND FOLIO (892)         6  9 0
29/24 HATEFUL (895)             30  37  1 44.8  29/19 CHEERS (659)              6  9 0
30/30 SNOW FORT (819)           69  87  2 44.2  30/29 FAST FOOD (724)           6  9 0
31-32 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)     106 148  4 41.7  31/21 SNOW FORT (819)           6  9 0
32/29*METALBORN (890)           15  21  1 41.7  32/36 WHITE WOLVES (832)        6  9 0
33/33 BAD GAS (893)             30  43  2 41.1  33/ 7 DWARFED (882)             5 10 1
34/34 WHITE MAIMERS (873)      141 205 12 40.8  34/34 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     5 10 1
35/36 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    44  74  7 37.3  35/37 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    5 10 0
36/35*FILTHY PICKLES (889)      15  26  2 36.6  36/35 WHITE MAIMERS (873)       4 11 0
37/37 PHOENIX GUARD (887)       14  26  0 35.0  37/31*FILTHY PICKLES (889)      4 11 0
38/38 WHITE WOLVES (832)       166 318 10 34.3  38/40*WILD WEST (155)           4 11 0
39/40*EMU'S SEED (891)          12  23  2 34.3  39/38 LAZY BOYZ (167)           2  7 0
40-39 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     24  53  2 31.2  40-39 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      2  7 0
41/41*WILD WEST (155)            4  21  0 16.0  41-41 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                            TURF WAR SCORING SPOTLIGHT

                        Total                       Team  Alliance
                        Score Alliance  Wins Fights Score Score
                        92    EP         13   15    20    9     
                        77    DB         5    15    6     6     
                        76    BOB        9    15    12    9     
                        74    MF         9    15    12    7     
                        71    NTT        8    15    10    7     
                        65    IM         9    15    12    7     
                        63    FPM        9    15    12    7     
                        61    BOG        3    15    2     4     
                        56    RVH        6    15    7     6     
                        53    NS         5    15    6     6     
                        38    RES        8    15    10    7     
                        21    SF         6    15    7     6     

Individual                                           Endurance                  DC's/
Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights,Turns  Most Wins    IAC?s
20         EP                                                  
  8          BASH BROS PARK                5/5         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  8          SHEWISH DINER                 5/5         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  4          WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/3         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
6          DB                                                  
  1          DARQUE FORCES                 5/1         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  4          THE PURGE 209                 5/3         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  1          ERRATA!                       5/1         19/20, 4        0         0/0       
12         BOB                                                 
  4          SPAWN OF EVIL                 5/3         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  4          SPECTRAL STEEL                5/3         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  4          SATAN'S MINIONS               5/3         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
12         MF                                                  
  2          LAND OF OZ                    5/2         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  6          SECOND BANANAS                5/4         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  4          ROYAL FLUSH                   5/3         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
10         NTT                                                 
  4          2129 BOURBON ST               5/3         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  4          RAINBOW WARRIORS II           5/3         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  2          NAWLINS 2023                  5/2         19/20, 4        0         0/0       
12         IM                                                  
  6          PSY CORPS                     5/4         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  2          BAD GAS                       5/2         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  4          FAST FOOD                     5/3         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
12         FPM                                                 
  6          FLOATING PAST                 5/4         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  2          PHOENIX GUARD                 5/2         19/20, 4        0         0/0       
  4          THE MOTHERSHIP CE             5/3         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
2          BOG                                                 
  -1         DWARFED                       5/0         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  1          CHEERS                        5/1         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  2          REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/2         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
7          RVH                                                 
  1          METALBORN                     5/1         19/20, 4        0         0/0       
  2          FIEND FOLIO                   5/2         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  4          WARBORN CANVAS                5/3         19/20, 4        0         0/0       
6          NS                                                  
  4          BIG LAKE GROOVE               5/3         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  1          SNOW FORT                     5/1         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  1          HATEFUL                       5/1         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
10         RES                                                 
  2          OF WOLF & MAN                 5/2         19/20, 4        0         0/0       
  6          EMU'S SEED                    5/4         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  2          WILD WEST                     5/2         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
7          SF                                                  
  2          BIG LAKE MAULERS              5/2         20/20, 4        0         0/1       
  1          FILTHY PICKLES                5/1         20/20, 4        0         0/0       
  4          FRAYED SANITY                 5/3         20/20, 4        0         0/1       

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly NORTH FORK games.  Former top team RAINBOW WARRIORS II 
was unseated this week as BASH BROS PARK moved up from 4th ranking to take the top 
spot with a 5-0-0 record for the round.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part 
of PSY CORPS.  How else weeks like this one's 4-1-0?  How else the sudden move to 5th 
team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with WEIRD ALCHEMY's team 
record!  A 3-2-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 11th place ranking.  I have begun to 
suspect trickery on the part of EMU'S SEED.  How else weeks like this one's 4-1-0?  
How else the sudden move to 13th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to 
compare with FRAYED SANITY's team record!  A 3-2-1 week and now a firm grasp on a 
19th place ranking.  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the 
harder you fall.  This week FIEND FOLIO went 2-3-0 and fell 15 notches into 28th!  
DWARFED bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped 
to 33rd position as the result of going 0-5-0!  Did only my eyes note the 4-1-0 
record which FLOATING PAST managed to post this round?  I don't doubt that such a 
record will draw challengers!  WITCHES BREW caught the eye of many in the 
gladiatorial commission as she skillfully bested EDMOND FITZDEED and was awarded 23 
points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, EMPTY CHEST put down 
OLAF, causing him to lose 14 points of recognition in the process.  As is fitting, 
the most sought after warrior on the challenge boards this week was none other than 
Duelmaster BARSTOOL 5 itself.  Who here was not present for the title fight this week 
as ROTE boldly challenged BARSTOOL 5 in order to strive for the Duelmasters honors?  
This time victory fell to the grasp of the usurper.  All hail ROTE, Duelmaster of 
NORTH FORK!  Would you believe that over half of the old women in NORTH FORK seem to 
feel that they could fight better than you gladiators?   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  I saw one fighter that warriors 
avoided when this week's challenge seeking began.  ROYAL FLUSH is feared.  This much 
I can say.  Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent the 
better part of last week avoiding ROYAL FLUSH.  Indeed it was PSY CORPS.  A match 
that raised a few eyebrows at the games this week, it seems that REAL TIPPER posted a 
challenge against the more highly recognized HIRELING.  The results, you ask?  Well, 
the firebrand REAL TIPPER was defeated by HIRELING.  Remember warriors, this is the 
discipline of steel.   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  Perhaps even the strong cannot escape the vagaries of this world.  
This week arena veteran SWINDLE was slain, despite a 9-6-0 record.  I must report the 
passing of EDMOND FITZDEED, veteran of many duels.  5-12-2 final record His was not 
illustrious--but death plays no favorites.  Many townsmen have begin to remark over 
the fact that after one more round of duels WEIRD ALCHEMY's Bloodfeud against DELIN 
BLACKHAUL will have expired.  BANGIS BIGNOSE must hold silent, for this week he was 
humbled in the arena by a successful Bloodfeud won by TRISKA of EMU'S SEED.  Hail 
TRISKA for thy victory!  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers the miserable with 
fortune but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in NORTH FORK.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  Sadly warriors, now longer 
can I keep thy company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  
Till next we meet remember:  a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise 
are angered by the same thing only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROTE 10386                   12   5  0 137         ERRATA! (760)             

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK RABBIT 4814              4   2  0 148         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 POISON OAK 9449              11   4  0 133         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 PREDATORS 10322              14   7  0 129         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 SKITZO 10796                  8   4  1 129         HATEFUL (895)             
 BARSTOOL 5 8253              28  22  0 118         CHEERS (659)              
 COURAGE 10495                17   6  0 118         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 CALAMITY 10897                9   3  1 112         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 LADY FINGERS 9321            10   4  1 111         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 SAMURAI SHADOW 10391         13   4  0 110         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 DARK SOHO 10022              19  18  0 107         PSY CORPS (867)           
 WAYFARER 10846                8   3  1 105         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 CHOPHOUSE 10839               8   2  0 104         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 EQUES EIDOLON 10390          12   6  0 100         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 KAMEHAMEHA 10848              7   2  0  99         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 LEGGING LAGAN 9625           15  12  0  98         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 JACK THE BLADE 8521          12  11  2  95         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 PLANTERS PUNCH 10267         11   5  1  95         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 HIRELING 10682                7   1  0  94         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 CONWAY 9720                  17  15  2  92         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 EMERALD CITY 10582           13   6  0  92         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 BOOTLICKER 10182             17  13  2  91         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 APEFACE 10318                25  14  0  89         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 DESI VEGA'S 10837            10   4  1  88         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 SCOOTER PIE 10864            10   3  0  88         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 TASOR FACE 10862              7   7  4  87         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 LOST SHIP 9621               17   7  0  86         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 CRAPKIN 10522                18   7  0  85         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 THE DARK 10463               17  14  1  85         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 EVAN DRAKE 9136              17  14  0  85         CHEERS (659)              
 ANGEL'S ENVY 10696            7   7  0  84         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ONSLAUGHT 10352              15  14  0  83         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 OSCAR MAIER 9365             12  11  0  82         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 POOT 10774                    7   7  1  80         BAD GAS (893)             
 SECRET SAUCE 10382           17  14  0  79         FAST FOOD (724)           
 NEMESIS PRIME 10643          12   3  0  79         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 CARISSIMUS 10204             16  24  1  78         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 KA'AHUAMANU 10845             8   2  0  78         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 ABSOLUM 10023                13  18  2  77         PSY CORPS (867)           
 YETI 8878                    10   7  1  76         SNOW FORT (819)           
 MAXIMUS 10296                12  27  0  75         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 BURNER 10771                  8   7  0  72         BAD GAS (893)             
 LOST MOSS 9792                9   3  1  70         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303            14  12  0  69         FRAYED SANITY (799)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNAPDRAGON 10523             10  15  0  66         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
-FLETCHER 10305               10   6  0  66         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      
 DEMETRIUS 10203              15  16  0  65         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 ARCHER 7216                   9  10  0  65         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 REAL MCCOY 10572              7   1  0  65         FAST FOOD (724)           
-WINCHESTER 10260             16  12  0  64         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      
 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416           15  17  2  64         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 -ZERO 8881                   10   8  0  64         SNOW FORT (819)           
 DOMESTIC 10658                7   4  1  64         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 FATHER BARRY 9294            11   9  2  63         CHEERS (659)              
 EARL GREY 10521               8   2  0  63         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 REAL TIPPER 10599             6   2  0  63         ERRATA! (760)             
 SOFT TEN 10562               11  11  0  61         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 ZIPPY 10480                  13  16  1  60         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 FLINT FORGEHART 10514         6   8  1  60         DWARFED (882)             
 SNOWPUNCH 8981               12   9  0  59         SNOW FORT (819)           
 LION KING 10419               9  10  0  59         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 DRIFTWOOD 9793                7   4  0  59         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 THUGGER JAX 8524              8  16  2  58         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 SHPONGLE 10510                8   4  0  57         PSY CORPS (867)           
 D.N.C. 10803                  4   7  0  57         HATEFUL (895)             

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROMETHEUS 10511              8   4  1  56         PSY CORPS (867)           
 REVEREND JIM 9229             8   4  1  55         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 SPAR-TEKUS 10651              7   4  0  55         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 QUEEN OF SHEBA 10672          8   2  0  54         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 DONNIE STAHL 9675             8   9  0  53         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 CORNFIELD 10560               7   7  0  53         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 BUCKET OF WATER 10583         5  10  0  53         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 HUGH 9291                     9  10  0  51         CHEERS (659)              
 GRIFF 10468                   8   6  1  48         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 WITCHES BREW 10601            4   0  1  48         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
-BLOODY MARY 10616             4   3  0  48         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      
 DEAD GRASS 10698              4   0  0  48         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 FOX & ODEN 10713              6   0  0  47         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 OZWEEPAY 10805                6   7  0  46         HATEFUL (895)             
 PITCH BLACK 10707             6   4  0  46         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 LITTER BOX 10667              5   2  0  46         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 SHART 10772                   7   8  0  45         BAD GAS (893)             
 SHOE THORN 10802              4   5  0  45         HATEFUL (895)             
 QULLAN 10748                  4   2  1  44         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 ZAIRE 10622                   9   8  0  43         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 ARCHELIUS 10641               6   9  1  43         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 COSTANZA 10364                9   7  0  42         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 SENTRY 10725                  5   2  1  42         METALBORN (890)           
 NINJA NOSFORATU 10384         4   3  0  41         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 BOOM BOX 10666                3   3  0  41         BASH BROS PARK (766)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRINCE OF BARKNESS 10519      8   4  0  40         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 DAISY MAE'S 10836             5   1  0  40         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 BOOSTER JUICE 10921           4   0  0  40         FAST FOOD (724)           
 COINSHOT 10728                5   2  0  38         METALBORN (890)           
 AFFLICTION 10900              6   4  0  37         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 BLACK ICE 9921                5   3  0  37         SNOW FORT (819)           
 DELIN BLACKHAUL 10552         7   4  1  36         DWARFED (882)             
 GORDO 7472                    2   3  0  36         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 REMNANT RANGER 10534          7   5  0  34         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 MALENA 10831                  4   2  1  34         EMU'S SEED (891)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATTALUS 10509                 6   9  0  33         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 DEAD BATTERY 10797            4   3  0  33         HATEFUL (895)             
 KING MIDAS 10823              4   0  0  33         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 PRINCESS CAKE 10768           2   2  0  33         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 PRECISE 10741                 3   3  0  32         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 NEEDLEMAN 10778               4   3  0  31         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 DROOLMASTER 10602             6   2  0  30         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 MOON MAID 10794               5   2  0  30         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 GLOOM 10824                   3   1  0  30         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 LISSELI 10950                 2   0  0  30         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 SUN GODDESS 10791             3   4  0  29         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 EMPTY CHEST 10342             3   2  0  29         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 SQUID 10689                   4   4  0  28         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 BLACK NIGHT 10849             3   1  0  28         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 ZOUAVE ZOMBIE 10840           2   2  0  28         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 TRISKA 10737                  1   6  0  28         EMU'S SEED (891)          
-CASTIEL 10536                 4   7  0  27         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      
 FLAIL SNAIL 10749             4   3  0  27         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 BABETTE 10910                 3   2  0  27         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 TENNIS ACE 10710              4   4  0  26         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 EGYPTIAN QUEEN 10790          5   2  0  25         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 VICINIUS 10699                4   6  1  25         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 BRUTE 10827                   3   3  0  25         METALBORN (890)           
 QUEEN KONG 10911              2   1  0  25         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 BLOOD SLURPER 10746           6   2  0  24         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 THE MUSCLE 10933              2   2  1  24         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 YOXXI 10854                   2   2  0  24         ERRATA! (760)             
 VOODOO LOUNGE 10833           2   4  0  24         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BANGIS BIGNOSE 10557          6   4  1  23         DWARFED (882)             
 KING PAPANAMON 10811          2   4  1  23         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 THONG 10953                   2   1  0  23         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 GOULD 10764                   3   1  0  22         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 SEEKER 10898                  2   2  0  22         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 VICE 10901                    5   5  1  21         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 MORBIUS 10508                 3  12  0  21         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 BENT VEX 10821                3   3  0  21         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE 10909      3   2  0  21         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 KERROM 7454                   2   3  0  21         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 XVART 10777                   2   5  0  21         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 MARVIN ZEHM 10723             4   4  2  20         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 ZINK 10678                    4   7  1  20         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 BONDSTONE 10944               2   1  0  20         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 TOM FEHLEN 10946              2   1  0  20         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 TICON 10963                   2   0  0  20         PSY CORPS (867)           
 BI-ANNUAL 10915               3   1  0  19         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 SUSAN KLONTZ 10719            4   4  0  18         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 OLAF 10755                    4   3  0  18         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 HAOLE 10842                   4   1  0  18         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 AMUNET 10935                  3   1  1  17         EMU'S SEED (891)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEA WITCH 10793               3   4  0  17         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 MANGY MIKE 10720              3   6  0  17         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 LEY LINE 10943                2   1  0  17         ERRATA! (760)             
 KILLSWITCH 10931              3   1  0  15         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 VINCE MEAL 10817              2   3  1  15         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 PENNY STOCKS 10928            2   2  0  15         WILD WEST (155)           
 KOA 10916                     2   2  0  14         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 JOHN ALLEN HILL 10918         2   2  0  14         CHEERS (659)              
 GASPER 10907                  0   4  0  14         METALBORN (890)           
 BITTER SWEET 10856            4   1  0  13         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 ANCIENT AGE 10692             3   4  0  13         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 FANNY CHMELAR 10753           2   5  0  13         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 PROCOPIUS 10729               2   7  0  13         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 DIRTY HELEN 10929             1   3  0  13         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 DAVID COPPERSHIELD 10795      3   3  0  12         DWARFED (882)             
 QUEEN NEFERKITTY 10812        3   3  0  12         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 BLIGHT 10955                  2   1  0  12         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 OZ KILLER 10908               1   4  1  12         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 TOADY 10958                   1   1  1  12         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 IRON HEART 10814              1   5  0  12         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 BRICK 10917                   1   3  1  11         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 BRITTANICUS 10939             1   3  0  11         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 COLLEGE N.I.L. 10927          1   3  0  11         WILD WEST (155)           
 NIPPY 10940                   3   1  0  10         SNOW FORT (819)           
 UNDERLING 10942               1   2  0   9         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 KAMALA 10972                  1   0  0   8         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 STEP ON A DUCK 10967          1   0  0   8         BAD GAS (893)             
 COPYCAT 10919                 0   3  0   7         ERRATA! (760)             
 TRANSFER PORTAL 10925         1   3  0   6         WILD WEST (155)           
 RUMP RUMBLES 10945            1   2  0   5         BAD GAS (893)             
 GELATO 10978                  1   0  0   5         FAST FOOD (724)           
 CROW 10979                    1   0  0   5         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 RAVEN 10980                   1   0  0   4         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 WHIMMY PRAYER 10932           0   4  0   4         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
-INERTIA 10819                 0   4  0   4         ASSASSIN NATION (790)     
 ORACLE 10971                  0   1  0   2         METALBORN (890)           
-HYSTERIA 10941                0   2  0   2         ASSASSIN NATION (790)     
 ALKAVAR 10970                 0   1  0   1         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 WOK THIS WAY 10977            0   1  0   1         FAST FOOD (724)           
 WOKE STRANGER 10976           0   1  0   1         WILD WEST (155)           
 LYSANDRA 10969                0   1  0   1         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 JON NELSON 10968              0   1  0   1         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AIR BISCUIT 10769       2 11 1 BAD GAS 893          SENTRY 10725           482  
EDMOND FITZDEED 8997    5 12 2 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 WITCHES BREW 10601     483  
SWINDLE 10624           9  6 0 DARQUE FORCES 396    POOT 10774             483  
ELF 10974               0  1 0 DWARFED 882          HIGH ELF               483 NONE
LOKA WARBEARD 10431    10 10 0 DWARFED 882          DESI VEGA'S 10837      482  
RIEKA 10951             0  2 0 EMU'S SEED 891       BANGIS BIGNOSE 10557   482 JUST REVENGED
SMASH BURGER 10964      0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        AMUNET 10935           482  
DA1 10982               0  1 0 FIEND FOLIO 892      HIGH ELF               483 NONE
JENNY RUD 10776         0  4 0 FILTHY PICKLES 889   BRICK 10917            480  
NO 10973                0  1 0 NAWLINS 2023 896     DARK CHAMPION          483 NONE
WITCH DOCTOR 7215      11  5 0 OF WOLF & MAN 732    WAYFARER 10846         482  
DUNNOCK 10782           0  3 0 PHOENIX GUARD 887    OZ KILLER 10908        480 REVENGED
DOOF 10512              3  6 0 PSY CORPS 867        REVEREND JIM 9229      480  
ELMO 10899              3  2 1 SPAWN OF EVIL 899    QULLAN 10748           480  
SHADOW 10825            2  2 0 THE PURGE 209 868    VINCE MEAL 10817       483  
THON 10766              3  1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    DELIN BLACKHAUL 10552  480  
METELLIUS 10730         1  4 0 WHITE MAIMERS 873    THE MUSCLE 10933       481 REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
REMEGIUS 10966          1  1 0 WHITE MAIMERS 873    TOADY 10958            483  
BITCOIN HUNTING 10924   0  1 0 WILD WEST 155        MALENA 10831           480  
NORTH FORK IDOL 10975   0  1 0 WILD WEST 155        WURM KIN               483 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Assur, you manipulative scorekeeper, you; how could you have BOG listed in 4th place 
above the mighty Motherforkers when they only have 55 points to our even better 55 
points? Huh! Get with it, Bud! -- Oz The All Disappointed

Whoa! A mighty moment for the Ozers! OAB sends his mighty godling Planters Puncher in 
challenge against Land Of Oz's merely courageous Courage, and on courage alone, 
Courage plants one in his gut! Bwahahaha. -- The Land Of Oz Fans

Vice, you challenged? The bucket of water flattened you like the witch. Lucky for you 
it was cold water. -- Bucket Of Water

Darque, you are indeed a swindler. -- Oz The All Sad

Health. Humility. Honor. Second Bananas ... Royal Flush ... let's get 'em! -- Oz The 
All Cheerleading

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NO was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NORTH FORK IDOL was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DA1 was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ELF was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
VICE was overpowered by QULLAN in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
TRISKA devastated BANGIS BIGNOSE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
PREDATORS devastated EMERALD CITY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ROTE viciously subdued BARSTOOL 5 in a 3 minute expert's Challenge Title fight.
BOOTLICKER lost to CHOPHOUSE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
KAMEHAMEHA vanquished CARISSIMUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CONWAY savagely defeated NEMESIS PRIME in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
WAYFARER savagely defeated LOST SHIP in a 3 minute master's Challenge competition.
ANGEL'S ENVY was subdued by LEGGING LAGAN in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge brawl.
APEFACE was viciously subdued by DARK SOHO in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge conflict.
MOOSEKNUCKLE was devastated by JACK THE BLADE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
FLINT FORGEHART was devastated by OSCAR MAIER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
MAXIMUS defeated SNAPDRAGON in a exciting 4 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
DEMETRIUS outlasted GLOCKENSPIEL in a 7 minute bloody veteran's Challenge match.
KA'AHUAMANU devastated LION KING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
REAL TIPPER was overpowered by HIRELING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SWINDLE was viciously butchered by POOT in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
REVEREND JIM was unbelievably bested by EARL GREY in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
REAL MCCOY savagely defeated D.N.C. in a exciting 4 minute gory Challenge duel.
CORNFIELD vanquished MOON MAID in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SPAR-TEKUS savagely defeated SHOE THORN in a exciting 5 minute Challenge melee.
SHPONGLE overcame BUCKET OF WATER in a action packed 1 minute Challenge bout.
DEAD BATTERY was luckily beaten by COSTANZA in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
GRIFF narrowly defeated DELIN BLACKHAUL in a popular 4 minute Challenge fight.
QUEEN OF SHEBA overcame OZWEEPAY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
AFFLICTION was narrowly defeated by FOX & ODEN in a 3 minute gory Challenge match.
VICINIUS was savagely defeated by ZAIRE in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
SUSAN KLONTZ was handily defeated by GORDO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SENTRY vanquished KING PAPANAMON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
YOXXI was savagely defeated by NINJA NOSFORATU in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
HAOLE was overpowered by BOOSTER JUICE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
ATTALUS was subdued by DONNIE STAHL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
BOOM BOX demolished BI-ANNUAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
QUEEN NEFERKITTY was savagely defeated by QUEEN KONG in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
KING MIDAS subdued BRUTE in a action packed 4 minute Challenge competition.
MANGY MIKE was overpowered by BLACK NIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SEEKER vanquished GASPER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
ANCIENT AGE was demolished by MALENA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge conflict.
MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE bested KOA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
DAVID COPPERSHIELD was handily defeated by SUN GODDESS in a 1 minute conflict.
KERROM was savagely defeated by NEEDLEMAN in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
BRITTANICUS lost to EGYPTIAN QUEEN in a 1 minute novice vs. expert Challenge bout.
TICON handily defeated BRICK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KILLSWITCH luckily beat IRON HEART in a exciting 3 minute brutal Challenge conflict.
VINCE MEAL killed SHADOW in a 1 minute novice's Challenge fight.
NIPPY was handily defeated by BABETTE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge contest.
COPYCAT was beaten by DIRTY HELEN in a 4 minute brutal Challenge struggle.
TOADY savagely slew REMEGIUS in a 1 minute bloody novice's Challenge brawl.
AMUNET savagely defeated OZ KILLER in a 4 minute bloody Challenge battle.
PENNY STOCKS slimly won victory over JOHN ALLEN HILL in a 21 minute Challenge bout.
THONG vanquished PROCOPIUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
UNDERLING slimly lost to TOM FEHLEN in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge conflict.
COLLEGE N.I.L. savagely defeated WHIMMY PRAYER in a 5 minute novice's Challenge duel.
BONDSTONE handily defeated RUMP RUMBLES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BLIGHT luckily beat FANNY CHMELAR in a unpopular 13 minute Challenge bout.
LISSELI demolished XVART in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SKITZO overpowered EVAN DRAKE in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
CALAMITY won victory over SECRET SAUCE in a exciting 2 minute veteran's duel.
LADY FINGERS demolished DESI VEGA'S in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
EQUES EIDOLON devastated YETI in a 1 minute uneven match.
SAMURAI SHADOW viciously subdued THE DARK in a exciting 2 minute gory veteran's bout.
JACK RABBIT defeated TASOR FACE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's fight.
COURAGE vanquished ABSOLUM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
POISON OAK subdued BURNER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven match.
CRAPKIN outlasted ARCHER in a dull 15 minute expert's fight.
ONSLAUGHT subdued -ZERO in a exciting 1 minute expert's conflict.
PLANTERS PUNCH vanquished SNOWPUNCH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fight.
SCOOTER PIE handily defeated SOFT TEN in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
LOST MOSS overpowered COINSHOT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FATHER BARRY bested SHART in a 2 minute match.
HUGH was demolished by DOMESTIC in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ZIPPY was savagely defeated by DRIFTWOOD in a 2 minute gruesome match.
DEAD GRASS demolished GOULD in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LITTER BOX demolished TENNIS ACE in a 3 minute gruesome uneven bout.
REMNANT RANGER was subdued by PITCH BLACK in a 1 minute duel.
PROMETHEUS handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute uneven match.
THUGGER JAX beat ZOUAVE ZOMBIE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
EDMOND FITZDEED was butchered by WITCHES BREW in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
LEY LINE was overpowered by ARCHELIUS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BLACK ICE overcame FLAIL SNAIL in a 1 minute gory fight.
PRINCE OF BARKNESS overpowered MORBIUS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
DAISY MAE'S bested SQUID in a action packed 2 minute bout.
DROOLMASTER outwaited VOODOO LOUNGE in a slow 23 minute melee.
OLAF lost to EMPTY CHEST in a 1 minute struggle.
PRECISE was overpowered by PRINCESS CAKE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MARVIN ZEHM was devastated by GLOOM in a 1 minute uneven battle.
BLOOD SLURPER outlasted ZINK in a crowd boring 14 minute brawl.
SEA WITCH lost to BENT VEX in a 2 minute duel.
TRANSFER PORTAL was overcome by STEP ON A DUCK in a 1 minute novice's match.
BITTER SWEET outwaited ORACLE in a action packed 11 minute beginner's fight.
THE MUSCLE viciously subdued JON NELSON in a 3 minute bloody amateur's fight.
KAMALA savagely defeated WOK THIS WAY in a popular 4 minute bloody amateur's battle.
ALKAVAR was outwaited by RAVEN in a popular 7 minute novice's conflict.
LYSANDRA was defeated by GELATO in a 1 minute novice's bout.
WOKE STRANGER was bested by CROW in a 2 minute beginner's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 36         TOTAL PARRY       85 -  83 -  0      51  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  34         LUNGING ATTACK   124 - 127 -  6      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     28         STRIKING ATTACK  124 - 128 -  9      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 25         PARRY-RIPOSTE     31 -  35 -  1      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                      21         AIMED BLOW        67 -  76 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   21         SLASHING ATTACK   83 -  99 -  5      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         WALL OF STEEL     76 -  92 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  19 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -  18 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    33 -  78 -  6      30  |

Turn 483 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK   12 - 13         3  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  3     TOTAL PARRY       12 - 16         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   23 - 13     LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 20         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        12 -  9     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      8 - 13         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     4 -  7     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ROTE 10386                 12   5  0  137 ERRATA! (760)
SLASHING ATTACK  JACK RABBIT 4814            4   2  0  148 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
LUNGING ATTACK   POISON OAK 9449            11   4  0  133 BASH BROS PARK (766)
STRIKING ATTACK  SKITZO 10796                8   4  1  129 HATEFUL (895)
TOTAL PARRY      BARSTOOL 5 8253            28  22  0  118 CHEERS (659)
PARRY-LUNGE      WAYFARER 10846              8   3  1  105 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)
WALL OF STEEL    LEGGING LAGAN 9625         15  12  0   98 FLOATING PAST (854)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SPAR-TEKUS 10651            7   4  0   55 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
BASHING ATTACK   BLACK ICE 9921              5   3  0   37 SNOW FORT (819)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ONSLAUGHT 10352.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was REAL MCCOY 10572.  The ten other most popular fighters were ORACLE 10971, DARK 
SOHO 10022, QUEEN KONG 10911, SAMURAI SHADOW 10391, KAMALA 10972, REVEREND JIM 9229, 
SHOE THORN 10802, GRIFF 10468, ROTE 10386, and WAYFARER 10846.

The least popular fighter this week was PENNY STOCKS 10928.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were VOODOO LOUNGE 10833, DROOLMASTER 10602, JOHN ALLEN HILL 10918, 
BLOOD SLURPER 10746, CRAPKIN 10522, BLIGHT 10955, ARCHER 7216, BITTER SWEET 10856, 
RAVEN 10980, and DEMETRIUS 10203.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ROTE (47-10386) ERRATA! (760)
BARSTOOL 5 (47-8253) CHEERS (659)