DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/08/2025    Duedate: 05/21/2025

JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA

DM 75    TURN 812

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GLAMOROUS LIFE
PAISLEY PARK (373)
(75-4158) [12-6-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GLAMOROUS LIFE                 JAMIE THE RED
PAISLEY PARK (373)             VULGAR UNICORN (374)
(75-4158) [12-6-0,111]         (75-4162) [6-3-1,58]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

ANOTHER MOUNTAIN               FAITH
SAND DANCERS (67)              ZOMBIE SQUAD 112720 (351)
(75-4104) [20-29-1,90]         (75-4238) [6-1-0,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PI KAPPA PI'S (176)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FRIENDLIES (380)              50 
2. PAISLEY PARK (373)            31    PAISLEY PARK (373)
3. DARK TIDE (116)               21    Unchartered Team
4. PI KAPPA PI'S (176)           15 
5. ZOMBIE SQUAD 112720 (351)     9     FRIENDLIES (380)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*FRIENDLIES (380)           3   1  0 75.0   1/ 2 PI KAPPA PI'S (176)       8  7 0
 2/ 3 PAISLEY PARK (373)        40  21  1 65.6   2/ 3 DARK TIDE (116)           7  7 0
 3/ 2 THAT WAS LIMITED (377)    13   8  0 61.9   3/ 1 ZOMBIE SQUAD 112720 (351) 6  3 0
 4/ 5*VULGAR UNICORN (374)      10   7  1 58.8   4/ 4 PAISLEY PARK (373)        4  1 0
 5/ 4 ZOMBIE SQUAD 112720 (351) 37  28  0 56.9   5/ 0*FRIENDLIES (380)          3  1 0
 6/ 1*4 LETTER SNACKS (379)      1   1  0 50.0   6/ 8*VULGAR UNICORN (374)      2  0 0
 7/ 6 TEMERE NOMEN (376)        25  26  0 49.0   7/ 5 SAND DANCERS (67)         2  4 0
 8/ 7 DARK TIDE (116)          105 115  8 47.7   8/ 7*4 LETTER SNACKS (379)     1  1 0
 9/ 8 SAND DANCERS (67)        1657 2193 48 43.0   9/ 9 THAT WAS LIMITED (377)    1  2 0
10/ 9 PI KAPPA PI'S (176)      168 279  4 37.6  10/ 6 TEMERE NOMEN (376)        1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon JADE MOUNTAIN, 
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  The boys at ZOMBIE SQUAD 112720 left the arena 
dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by PI KAPPA PI'S.  Good show!  
TEMERE NOMEN after a sorry 0-2-0 might want to consider abandoning the sands and 
taking up singing the 'Can't fight no more' blues!  I doubt many are quaking in their 
boots, but FRIENDLIES comes out of nowhere to get 3-1-0.  What does the future hold?  
Watch this space...  PAISLEY PARK had cause to celebrate, after KISS got 20 points by 
beating ANOTHER MOUNTAIN.  KORIMAKO certainly had a baffled expression on its face, 
after losing to SALLY and losing 7 points in the process!  Like a flirtacious 
debutante, JADE MOUNTAIN's Duelmaster GLAMOROUS LIFE found herself the woman of the 
hour, being "invited to dance" 2 times!  GLAMOROUS LIFE successfully staved off a 
grab for the roses by TREMORS BACKLASH of THAT WAS LIMITED.  Does JADE MOUNTAIN have 
no one talented enough to dethrone her?  Word has it one team in JADE MOUNTAIN is 
taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     So much to report, so little time!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in 
ZOMBIE SQUAD 112720 are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  
The warriors of ZOMBIE SQUAD 112720 found their efforts at combat frustrated as THAT 
WAS LIMITED apparently had more important things to do than fight.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     All good things must come to an end.  More important duties call me.  JADE 
MOUNTAIN, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Green 
Axe.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GLAMOROUS LIFE 4158          12   6  0 111         PAISLEY PARK (373)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KISS 4195                     9   3  0  91         PAISLEY PARK (373)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANOTHER MOUNTAIN 4104        20  29  1  90         SAND DANCERS (67)         
-TRUB 4128                     9   4  1  90         DARK TIDE (116)           
 TREMORS BACKLASH 4204        10   5  0  85         THAT WAS LIMITED (377)    
 VAGO 4152                    13   5  1  81         DARK TIDE (116)           
 SALLY 4180                   13  11  0  80         PI KAPPA PI'S (176)       
 STEG 4207                    11   3  0  70         DARK TIDE (116)           
 KORIMAKO 4198                11   2  0  67         ZOMBIE SQUAD 112720 (351) 

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAMIE THE RED 4162            6   3  1  58         VULGAR UNICORN (374)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAMBI 4213                    6   8  1  56         PI KAPPA PI'S (176)       
 FAITH 4238                    6   1  0  56         ZOMBIE SQUAD 112720 (351) 
 JANE 4172                    10  16  0  46         PI KAPPA PI'S (176)       
 ANNIE 4142                    7  25  0  46         PI KAPPA PI'S (176)       
 GIGGLE SPINNER 4187          11   9  0  44         TEMERE NOMEN (376)        
 VALO VEE 1423                 9  13  2  42         DARK TIDE (116)           
 MILLIE 4179                   8  16  0  40         PI KAPPA PI'S (176)       
 DUCK 4225                     6   2  0  36         ZOMBIE SQUAD 112720 (351) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STOLMO 4212                   8   7  0  32         DARK TIDE (116)           
 EARTH GOLEM 4188              7  10  0  31         TEMERE NOMEN (376)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOUNTAIN 4239                 2   3  0  23         SAND DANCERS (67)         
 MR. GREENJEANS 4242           1   0  0  20         FRIENDLIES (380)          
 MR. MAGOO 4241                1   0  0  14         FRIENDLIES (380)          
 BIG BIRD 4244                 1   0  0  11         FRIENDLIES (380)          
-YOUR MAN 4237                 0   1  0   7         PAISLEY PARK (373)        
 SNOOPY 4240                   0   1  0   5         FRIENDLIES (380)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 M&MS 4233                     1   1  0   4         4 LETTER SNACKS (379)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GLAMOROUS LIFE devastated TREMORS BACKLASH in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
KORIMAKO lost to SALLY in a 2 minute battle.
KISS handily defeated ANOTHER MOUNTAIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
VAGO devastated MING-CHANG THE SLY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STEG savagely defeated GIGGLE SPINNER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
VALO VEE was defeated by BAMBI in a 1 minute struggle.
ANNIE beat MOUNTAIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
JAMIE THE RED savagely defeated STOLMO in a action packed 2 minute gruesome melee.
JANE was viciously subdued by FAITH in a popular 2 minute gruesome duel.
MILLIE was vanquished by SHIZARAN BLACKHEART in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
EARTH GOLEM was viciously subdued by DUCK in a 2 minute gory bout.
M&MS was narrowly defeated by BIG BIRD in a 2 minute bloody amateur's match.
SNOOPY was devastated by TALK-TO-DEATH in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MR. MAGOO devastated GUARDSMAN TAN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MR. GREENJEANS handily defeated TALK-TO-DEATH in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -   7 -  0      78  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -   6 -  0      78  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        15 -  16 -  0      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  23 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   6 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  27 -  1      33  |

Turn 812 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         3  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   GLAMOROUS LIFE 4158        12   6  0  111 PAISLEY PARK (373)
SLASHING ATTACK  KISS 4195                   9   3  0   91 PAISLEY PARK (373)
AIMED BLOW       TREMORS BACKLASH 4204      10   5  0   85 THAT WAS LIMITED (377)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SALLY 4180                 13  11  0   80 PI KAPPA PI'S (176)
PARRY-LUNGE      STEG 4207                  11   3  0   70 DARK TIDE (116)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    GIGGLE SPINNER 4187        11   9  0   44 TEMERE NOMEN (376)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ANOTHER MOUNTAIN 4104.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was FAITH 4238.  The ten other most popular fighters were STEG 4207, JAMIE 
THE RED 4162, DUCK 4225, KISS 4195, KORIMAKO 4198, BIG BIRD 4244, MR. MAGOO 4241, 
GLAMOROUS LIFE 4158, VAGO 4152, and BAMBI 4213.

The least popular fighter this week was MOUNTAIN 4239.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SNOOPY 4240, ANNIE 4142, M&MS 4233, EARTH GOLEM 4188, MILLIE 4179, 
STOLMO 4212, VALO VEE 1423, GIGGLE SPINNER 4187, ANOTHER MOUNTAIN 4104, and SALLY 
4180.