DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/08/2025    Duedate: 05/21/2025

JASPER GULCH ARENA

DM 85    TURN 260

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ROBERT PAULSON 734
PROJECT MAYHEM 346 (9055)
(85-49658) [9-13-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ROBERT PAULSON 734             SNOOZE
PROJECT MAYHEM 346 (9055)      THE MENTORS 18-96 (7297)
(85-49658) [9-13-0,105]        (85-39992) [3-1-0,80]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SECOND WIND                    ROBERT PAULSON 734
28ERR (8989)                   PROJECT MAYHEM 346 (9055)
(85-49323) [16-24-0,88]        (85-49658) [9-13-0,105]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PROJECT MAYHEM 346 (9055)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. E19R (6168)                   37 
2. THE MENTORS 18-96 (7297)      23 PROJECT MAYHEM 268 (4627)
3. MIDDLE EARTH (8615)           21    Unchartered Team
4. BIG LAKE FEVER (8971)         20 
5. SWEET BROWN (9427)            19    MIDDLE EARTH (8615)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*MIDDLE EARTH (8615)        5   0  0 100.   1/ 2 PROJECT MAYHEM 346 (9055) 3  0 0
 2/ 0*23ERR (6534)               4   0  0 100.   2/ 6*OF WOLF AND MAN5 (1358)   3  1 1
 3/ 0*SWEET BROWN (9427)         2   0  0 100.   3/11*MIDDLE EARTH (8615)       2  0 0
 4/ 5*PROJECT MAYHEM 296 (5428)  2   0  0 100.   4- 3 ARCANE BEACH BALL (7213)  2  0 0
 5/ 7*OF WOLF AND MAN (1354)     2   0  0 100.   5/17*THE MENTORS 18-96 (7297)  2  0 0
 6/ 6*OF WOLF AND MAN3 (1356)    2   0  0 100.   6/18*PROJECT MAYHEM 296 (5428) 2  0 0
 7- 4*THE PURGE 8 (7550)         1   0  0 100.   7- 4 PROJECT MAYHEM 171 (3701) 2  0 0
 8/ 0*DARQUE HORSE (7271)        1   0  0 100.   8/20*OF WOLF AND MAN (1354)    2  0 0
 9/ 0*E19R (6168)                1   0  0 100.   9/21*OF WOLF AND MAN3 (1356)   2  0 0
10-11 PROJECT MAYHEM 281 (5415)  9   3  0 75.0  10/ 1 PROJECT MAYHEM 190 (3720) 2  1 1
11/ 2*OF WOLF AND MAN5 (1358)    3   1  1 75.0  11/ 7 PROJECT MAYHEM 370 (9079) 2  1 0
12/16*THE MENTORS 18-96 (7297)   3   1  0 75.0  12/10 PROJECT MAYHEM 164 (2655) 2  1 0
13-13 PROJECT MAYHEM 171 (3701)  8   3  1 72.7  13/30 05 CHEVY (9193)           2  3 0
14/ 0 PROJECT MAYHEM 268 (4627) 12   6  0 66.7  14/ 0 ERR59 (9475)              1  0 0
15/ 0 29ERR (8990)               8   4  0 66.7  15/ 0*SWEET BROWN (9427)        1  0 0
16-17*STARBUCKS (6737)           2   1  0 66.7  16/ 0 29ERR (8990)              1  0 0
17/ 3*PROJECT MAYHEM 135 (1446)  2   1  0 66.7  17-16*THE PURGE 8 (7550)        1  0 0
18/14 PROJECT MAYHEM 164 (2655)  9   5  1 64.3  18/ 0*DARQUE HORSE (7271)       1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 E4R (6153)                13   8  0 61.9  19/ 0 E4R (6153)                1  0 0
20/21 CARNAGE (6219)             7   5  0 58.3  20/ 0*E19R (6168)               1  0 0
21/26*THE PURGE 216 (9862)       4   3  0 57.1  21/ 0*23ERR (6534)              1  0 0
22/18 THE PURGE 80 (8059)        6   5  0 54.5  22/ 0*BUBBA SQUAD 13 (4877)     1  0 0
23-22 PROJECT MAYHEM 110 (1406)  8   7  0 53.3  23/ 0 PROJECT MAYHEM 268 (4627) 1  0 0
24-23 ARCANE BEACH BALL (7213)  20  18  1 52.6  24/34*THE PURGE 216 (9862)      1  1 0
25-25 SUPE FORCES 3I01 (8026)    8   8  0 50.0  25/12*WRATHMEN 36-19 (8804)     1  1 0
26/20 PROJECT MAYHEM 267 (4626)  5   5  0 50.0  26/35*46ERR (9007)              1  1 0
27/19*WRATHMEN 36-19 (8804)      4   4  0 50.0  27-27*PROJECT MAYHEM 372 (9081) 1  1 0
28/ 0*RANDO DUDES 8 (9403)       1   1  0 50.0  28/14 THE PURGE 80 (8059)       1  1 0
29/ 0*BUBBA SQUAD 13 (4877)      1   1  0 50.0  29-25 SUPE FORCES 3I01 (8026)   1  1 0
30/ 8*OF WOLF AND MAN4 (1357)    1   1  0 50.0  30- 8*STARBUCKS (6737)          1  1 0
31/28 PROJECT MAYHEM 346 (9055) 30  32  2 48.4  31/38 CARNAGE (6219)            1  1 0
32/ 0 ERR59 (9475)              15  16  0 48.4  32- 9 PROJECT MAYHEM 281 (5415) 1  1 0
33/ 0 BIG LAKE COMEDY (9520)    26  29  2 47.3  33-28 PROJECT MONKEY 291 (5423) 1  1 0
34-29 VIVA LA FRANCE! 10 (6944)  8   9  1 47.1  34/19*PROJECT MAYHEM 135 (1446) 1  1 0
35-31 F2F THREE (9009)           5   6  1 45.5  35/22*OF WOLF AND MAN4 (1357)   1  1 0
36/ 0 BIG LAKE FEVER (8971)     22  28  0 44.0  36-29 PROJECT MAYHEM 110 (1406) 1  1 0
37/32 PROJECT MAYHEM 370 (9079) 14  18  0 43.7  37/24*PROJECT MAYHEM 88 (522)   1  1 0
38/30 PROJECT MAYHEM 190 (3720) 10  13  1 43.5  38/26 28ERR (8989)              0  3 0
39/33 28ERR (8989)              25  33  2 43.1  39/33*OF WOLF AND MAN2 (1355)   0  3 0
40/ 0 RANDO DUDES 6 (9401)       9  12  0 42.9  40/ 0 BIG LAKE FEVER (8971)     0  2 0
41/36*46ERR (9007)               3   4  0 42.9  41-32*HIGHLAND PARK (6736)      0  2 0
42-35 PROJECT MONKEY 291 (5423)  7  10  0 41.2  42/39*PROJECT MAYHEM 277 (5419) 0  2 0
43/27*PROJECT MAYHEM 88 (522)    2   3  0 40.0  43/40 PROJECT MAYHEM 267 (4626) 0  2 0
44-37*PROJECT MAYHEM 372 (9081)  1   2  0 33.3  44/ 0 BIG LAKE COMEDY (9520)    0  1 0
45/39 05 CHEVY (9193)           10  28  0 26.3  45-36 F2F THREE (9009)          0  1 0
46/38*PROJECT MAYHEM 277 (5419)  1   4  1 20.0  46/ 0 RANDO DUDES 6 (9401)      0  1 0
47-40*HIGHLAND PARK (6736)       0   3  0  0.0  47/ 0*RANDO DUDES 8 (9403)      0  1 0
48/41*OF WOLF AND MAN2 (1355)    0   3  0  0.0  48-37 VIVA LA FRANCE! 10 (6944) 0  1 0
49-42*PROJECT MAYHEM 174 (3704)  0   1  0  0.0  49-41*PROJECT MAYHEM 174 (3704) 0  1 0
50/ 0*BUBBA'S NO CREW 7 (2694)   0   1  0  0.0  50/ 0*BUBBA'S NO CREW 7 (2694)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for JASPER GULCH.  Like, PROJECT MAYHEM 190 
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by PROJECT MAYHEM 346!  Way 
to go PROJECT MAYHEM 346!  THE MENTORS 18-96 had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 5th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
PROJECT MAYHEM 296 really go up by 12?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  OF WOLF AND MAN had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 8th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did OF WOLF AND MAN3 
really go up by 12?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  
05 CHEVY had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up 
as 13th team!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in WRATHMEN 36-19 again!  
Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about 
a real loser?  Listen to this--THE PURGE 80 got 0-1-0 and dropped 14.  Didn't see 
much of them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  
PROJECT MAYHEM 135 dropped 15, which I think's more than all the other teams 
combined!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in OF WOLF AND MAN4 again!  
Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about 
a real loser?  Listen to this--PROJECT MAYHEM 88 got 0-1-0 and dropped 13.  Didn't 
see much of them after the fights!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in 
28ERR again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  
MVP award for SOUP?  E19R's proud of him after beating XODAR and getting 37 points.  
Talk about yer big time losers!  ROBERT PAULSON 411 got smashed by SNOOZE, and lost 
19 points!  What a putz!  ROBERT PAULSON 287 fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then 
quits fighting and loses the title.  No one said he was a genius...  Was that a tear 
I saw in ROBERT PAULSON 734's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't 
KHALHUMS DWARF fit to be tied!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get 
nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROBERT PAULSON 734 49658      9  13  0 105         PROJECT MAYHEM 346 (9055) 

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROBERT PAULSON 287 7767       8   7  0 104         PROJECT MAYHEM 110 (1406) 
 ROBERT PAULSON 550 25184     12   6  0 100         PROJECT MAYHEM 268 (4627) 
 EVISCERATE 33931              7   5  0  99         CARNAGE (6219)            

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SECOND WIND 49323            16  24  0  88         28ERR (8989)              
 FUEL LINE 50355              10  15  0  87         05 CHEVY (9193)           
 ROBERT PAULSON 799 49778     14  18  0  86         PROJECT MAYHEM 370 (9079) 
 SNOOZE 39992                  3   1  0  80         THE MENTORS 18-96 (7297)  
-ROBERT PAULSON 370 20231      8   3  1  78         PROJECT MAYHEM 171 (3701) 
 ROBERT PAULSON 411 20324     10  12  1  77         PROJECT MAYHEM 190 (3720) 
-TRISTE 38112                  8   9  1  70         VIVA LA FRANCE! 10 (6944) 
 ROBERT PAULSON 618 29513      2   0  0  70         PROJECT MAYHEM 296 (5428) 
 ROBERT PAULSON 411 14496      9   5  1  67         PROJECT MAYHEM 164 (2655) 

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAST OFF 51940                6   7  0  64         ERR59 (9475)              
-ROBERT PAULSON 607 29492      7  10  0  63         PROJECT MONKEY 291 (5423) 
 STORIES 54525                 6   0  0  63         E4R (6153)                
 NEZDO DULIRRA 47299           5   0  0  63         MIDDLE EARTH (8615)       
 TUSK 49329                    8   4  0  61         29ERR (8990)              
 RHODES 44154                  6   5  0  59         THE PURGE 80 (8059)       
 ROBERT PAULSON 570 29469      1   4  1  58         PROJECT MAYHEM 277 (5419) 

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEPHINAE II 48296             4   4  0  56         WRATHMEN 36-19 (8804)     
 BILLY WASHINGTON 51567        2   6  0  52         RANDO DUDES 6 (9401)      
-SEPTIMUS 49425                4   5  0  51         F2F THREE (9009)          
 YELLOWSTONE 35804             4   0  0  43         23ERR (6534)              
 VORTEX 53975                  4   3  0  39         THE PURGE 216 (9862)      
 SOUP 33669                    1   0  0  37         E19R (6168)               

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TARA 7477                     2   0  0  33         OF WOLF AND MAN3 (1356)   
 ROBERT PAULSON 549 25183      5   5  0  32         PROJECT MAYHEM 267 (4626) 
 TED SPARKS 51578              1   1  0  32         RANDO DUDES 8 (9403)      
 AGONY 55171                   2   1  0  31         PROJECT MAYHEM 135 (1446) 
 ROBERT PAULSON 235 2789       2   3  0  29         PROJECT MAYHEM 88 (522)   
-PUMPKIN SPICE 36968           2   1  0  25         STARBUCKS (6737)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YARD 55247                    1   1  0  23         46ERR (9007)              
 TERKOZ 7487                   2   0  1  21         OF WOLF AND MAN5 (1358)   
 KANTOS KAN 7664               2   0  0  20         OF WOLF AND MAN (1354)    
 3 51695                       1   0  0  19         SWEET BROWN (9427)        
-PHAIDOR 7476                  0   1  0  19         OF WOLF AND MAN2 (1355)   
 SOLA 7485                     1   1  0  16         OF WOLF AND MAN4 (1357)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRANKS N BEANS 26584          1   0  0  16         BUBBA SQUAD 13 (4877)     
 KNIGHT OF PASSION 14712       0   1  0  13         BUBBA'S NO CREW 7 (2694)  
-KIDNEY STRIKE 55170           1   1  0  10         SUPE FORCES 3I01 (8026)   
-TUNNEL 41423                  1   0  0   9         THE PURGE 8 (7550)        
 DR. HORRIBLE 39824            1   0  0   9         DARQUE HORSE (7271)       
 SABOR 7489                    1   1  0   8         OF WOLF AND MAN5 (1358)   
-ROBERT PAULSON 376 20245      0   1  0   7         PROJECT MAYHEM 174 (3704) 
-THE SINGLETON 36964           0   3  0   7         HIGHLAND PARK (6736)      
 DENNIS MILLER 55268           0   1  0   7         BIG LAKE COMEDY (9520)    
 XODAR 7475                    0   2  0   6         OF WOLF AND MAN2 (1355)   
 TERSI HOAXLORE 55257          0   1  0   5         BIG LAKE FEVER (8971)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEAD 03 55231           0  1 0 BIG LAKE FEVER 8971  ARENAMASTER            260 NONE
ROBERT PAULSON  49784   1  2 0 PROJECT MAYHEM  9081 TERKOZ 7487            259  
DIOUF 85                0  0 0 WHITECAP FC 13       GOVERNOR GRAY 37709     98  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEAD 03 was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ROBERT PAULSON 799 was vanquished by EVISCERATE in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
ROBERT PAULSON 734 vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute mismatched Title brawl.
ROBERT PAULSON 550 subdued SECOND WIND in a 2 minute master's competition.
ROBERT PAULSON 411 lost to FUEL LINE in a 3 minute master's fight.
ROBERT PAULSON 411 was beaten by SNOOZE in a 1 minute master's brawl.
ROBERT PAULSON 570 was overpowered by STORIES in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ROBERT PAULSON 618 vanquished RHODES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
NEPHINAE II was overpowered by NEZDO DULIRRA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CAST OFF overpowered BILLY WASHINGTON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TUSK demolished ROBERT PAULSON 549 in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ROBERT PAULSON 235 was devastated by YELLOWSTONE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
AGONY was handily defeated by TARA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
VORTEX overpowered TED SPARKS in a 4 minute uneven struggle.
SOLA was overcome by YARD in a 3 minute bout.
KANTOS KAN devastated DENNIS MILLER in a tiring 6 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
SABOR was demolished by FRANKS N BEANS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
TERKOZ overpowered TERSI HOAXLORE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
XODAR was devastated by SOUP in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
3 vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
DR. HORRIBLE outwaited KNIGHT OF PASSION in a unpopular 8 minute fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         STRIKING ATTACK   34 -  10 -  1      77  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -   8 -  0      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         LUNGING ATTACK    43 -  31 -  1      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  14 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   7 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  15 -  4      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        14 -  18 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL      6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   7 -  0      22  |

Turn 260 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  3     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ROBERT PAULSON 550 25184   12   6  0  100 PROJECT MAYHEM 268 (4627)
LUNGING ATTACK   EVISCERATE -31605           7   5  0   99 CARNAGE (6219)
STRIKING ATTACK  ROBERT PAULSON 618 29513    2   0  0   70 PROJECT MAYHEM 296 (5428)
TOTAL PARRY      VORTEX -11561               4   3  0   39 THE PURGE 216 (9862)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SECOND WIND -16213.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ROBERT PAULSON 734 -15878.  The ten other most popular fighters were FUEL 
LINE -15181, ROBERT PAULSON 618 29513, YELLOWSTONE -29732, SOLA 7485, ROBERT PAULSON 
411 20324, NEZDO DULIRRA -18237, TED SPARKS -13958, YARD -10289, FRANKS N BEANS 
26584, and 3 -13841.

The least popular fighter this week was DR. HORRIBLE -25712.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DENNIS MILLER -10268, KNIGHT OF PASSION 14712, XODAR 7475, 
TERSI HOAXLORE -10279, SABOR 7489, ROBERT PAULSON 235 2789, ROBERT PAULSON 549 25183, 
BILLY WASHINGTON -13969, NEPHINAE II -17240, and DEAD 03 -10305.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ROBERT PAULSON 581 (85-29450) PROJECT MAYHEM 281