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Date   : 05/28/2026    Duedate: 06/10/2026

FREE BLADES ARENA

DM 103    TURN 948

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 CAFE ERDMAN 12/1582 8146 3793  55 68.2      MYTHOS 14 73/1571
    GLEBE DWEEBS 16/1565                        JUDGEMENT 1 73/1726
    HALLOWIENERS 33/1391                        JUDGEMENT 7 73/1675
    RAGIN CAJUNS 11/1672                        JUDGEMENT 20 73/1727
    MAN OR BEAST? 19/1386                       EASTERN HORDES 12/1576
    SATAN'S SWARM 35/1551                       SWORD HEROES 5 73/1728
    TAMPA TERRORS 19/1570                       EASTERN HORDE 3 73/1696
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/1241                      EASTERN HORDE 4 73/1725
    DEVIL ADVOCATES 32/298                      LUDUS MAGNUS CC 73/1634
    HELL'S KITCHEN 36/1614                      LUDUS MAGNUS CD 73/1670
    SATAN'S SAINTS 63/1566                      LUDUS MAGNUS XIX 73/1669
    SATAN'S WHALES 19/1599                      EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 73/1608
    HELL'S DARKNESS 86/1673                     DYNASTY WARIORS III 73/1689
    THE DEVIL'S OWN 13/1389                     DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU 73/1674
    BRINGER OF DEATH 14/1547                  9 DARQUE FORC 45/1692   73   92   2 44.2
    DEVIL'S CAULDRON 24/1678                    DARQUE FORCES 47/1693
    HELL'S BARFIENDS 63/1606                    DARQUE FORCES II 50/1694
    EVIL EASTER BUNNY 84/1552                10 GUESS 98/1558        902 1165  12 43.6
    SATAN'S RENEGADES 63/1656                   MOMMA'S BOY 84/1600
    THE GRAIL KNIGHTS 15/1429                   RETRIBUTION 31/1541
    SATAN'S APOCALYPSE 97/1562                  COCONUT ARMY 95/1518
    COLLUSION UNLIMITED 84/1427                 BUBBA'S FILTH 84/1684
    HERO OF NEW ORLEANS 78/1686                 DEATH BY DESIGN 32/1407
    SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY 97/1611                 DIVINE HERITAGE 72/1561
  2 WARLORDS 20/1700     770  670  10 53.5      MUTANT ALLIANCE 86/1690
    PHILANTHROPISTS 1/1730                      V FOR VOLUPTOUS 41/1613
    PHILANTHROPISTS 35/510                      BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK 47/1530
    PHILANTHROPISTS 25/1702                     EVAN'S SUPER SMASH 30/1605
    PHILANTHROPISTS 29/1350                     OPERATION: SANDMAN 17/1555
    PHILANTHROPISTS 32/1254                     TROPICAL TERRORS 2 96/1647
    PHILANTHROPISTS 33/1380                  11 MY PETS 9/1272       527  700   2 43.0
    PHILANTHROPISTS 41/1732                  12 DUREX 100 43/1697    169  232   1 42.1
    PHILANTHROPISTS 56/1271                     SNOW FORT 47/1653
    PHILANTHROPISTS 60/1381                     XXX BANDITS 33/1452
    PHILANTHROPISTS 61/1268                  13 KHOR'S GRUN 85/1638  139  195   0 41.6
    PHILANTHROPISTS 69/1227                     W.S.W.I.B.G.C. 84/1637
    PHILANTHROPISTS 81/1549                     KHOR'S INDIGENOUS 97/1640
    PHILANTHROPISTS 2 35/948                    KHORS PRAETORIANS I 6/1622
    PHILANTHROPISTS17 84/1384                14 BINARY CODE 9/423    359  506   1 41.5
    PHILANTHROPISTS39 84/1715                   THE MONGOLOIDS 9/48
    PHILANTHROPISTS43 84/1707                   KILLER TUNES 65/1116
    PHILANTHROPISTS55 84/1716                   ROMAN EMPIRE 37/1455
    PHILANTHROPISTS II 85/1709                  HELL'S HEROES 32/1729
    PHILANTHROPISTS 104 84/1708                 THE MONGOLOIDS II 81/1463
  3 THE WASTING 33/1094   40   35   1 53.3   15 BASH BROS B 28/1660   93  216   2 30.1
  5 REDHORSE 56/823     1302 1339  11 49.3      BASH BROS OCEAN 31/1661
    CASTAWAYS 65/1369                           BASH BROS. DOCTOR 16/1659
    DARKLINGS 74/1160                        16 MONGOL HORDE 31/565   12   31   0 27.9
  7 S. S. RATS 49/117     39   47   0 45.3      TOILET GHOSTS 53/1731
  8 MYTHOS 7 73/1612     806 1007  15 44.5

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Huard DePriest reporting from Free Blades, where the wine is expensive, the warriors 
legendary, and apparently everyone signed a non-aggression pact before stepping onto 
the sands this turn. For an arena packed with Lord-Marshalls, stylemasters, immortals, 
and an assortment of homicidal maniacs, Turn 948 somehow produced exactly zero kills. 
Not even an accidental stabbing. I've seen knitting circles with higher body counts.

Why all this talk about killing? Andorak managed to get a kill this week. The place 
where warriors apologize after winning and send thank-you notes to their opponents' 
mothers. When the supposedly more peaceful Andorians are drawing more blood than Free 
Blades, it may be time to check whether someone replaced all the steel with padded 
practice swords.

At the top, we have Lime Lizard keeping the title of Lord-Marshall. Subterfuge made a 
valiant attempt to unseat him, but the old reptile was able to hold on firmly to the 
top position. It is only his second consecutive turn on the throne, but he is proving 
himself to be a formidable champion.

The challenge scene was lively, if not lethal. J.B. Digriz hammered Lucius Cataline, 
and God edged past Ishtar in a bloody affair. Rustling Breeze reminded The Bishop that 
challenging upward sometimes ends with your mitre shoved somewhere uncomfortable. This 
is a family-friendly spy report, so I'll stop there.

Among the stylemasters, the hierarchy remains familiar. Lime Lizard, our Lord-
Marshall, leads the Lungers; Sheets with Eyes is a strange one, but reigns among the 
Aimed Blows. Furious Flea is king of the Slashers, while Slander holds the Total Parry 
crown. Meanwhile, we have Bear Grylls as the top Plunger, and Approximate tops the 
Strikers of Free Blades.  J.B. Digriz leads the Parry Ripostes, who are more 
fashionable these days. Ertl Wisestaff, Zebzambezi, and Ugly Art are the top masters 
for Pikers, Bashers, and Wastes.

As for the arena itself, Free Blades remains a great collection of talent in Alastari. 
I heard Andorak recently started a PR campaign to draw in more fighters. Perhaps we 
should do the same. We can advertise Free Blades as the safest place in the realm to 
get into a sword fight. Sheesh! Do better!

That's all from your favorite underpaid correspondent. I'm off to Andorak to see how 
those gentle souls keep out-killing Free Blades. If they start running seminars, I 
will be sure to sign you up! 

Sharpen, Shine, and Sip,

                   -- Huard DePriest
                      Shadowspire's Favorite Journalist, as voted on by Huard DePriest

LORD-MARSHALL                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIME LIZARD 95-404           96  91  4  503  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740     261  51  0  411  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JANUARY O. IRONTAIL 84-25625140  20  1  373  EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)   BLACKSTONE
 FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982       87  34  1  347  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 THE MAYTAL 35-3644           27   8  0  315  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 SLANDER 97-7889             110  38  4  310  SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)  SHADOW GROVE
 FEROCITY 32-6259            156  51  0  304  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 AQUINAS 63-3480             113  34  2  302  SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)      AMEN-TEI
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         236 308  3  280  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 BESTIARII 73-7746            41  44  0  277  LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (1669)    ERINIKA
 RUSTLING BREEZE 33-6478      39  36  1  273  THE WASTING FIELD (1094)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TYRANNICAL TICK 35-4786     141  20  1  266  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 COUSIN PAPA SMURF 73-4944    54  58  0  254  EVIL SMURF HORDE 5 (1608)  ERINIKA
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185         172  71  0  253  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823          54  97  4  249  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186       28  43  3  246  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 COURAGE 32-6353             132  43  1  245  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SNOW CRAB LEGS 97-9095       56  31  5  244  SATAN'S ANNIVERSARY (1611) SHADOW GROVE
 J. B. DIGRIZ 49-402          47  26  0  236  S. S. RATS (117)           VITHICAR
 ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570       34  22  2  234  PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)   BLACKSTONE
 SEGUE 13-5394               204  69  1  228  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 UBERMENSCH II 32-6227        35  75  3  228  DEATH BY DESIGN (1407)     ARVAT
 DRAGONOV 85-1483             76  67  0  225  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 SUPER MAC 30-5685            48  57  0  225  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697       39  47  0  225  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581           25  24  3  225  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 MALEDICTION 32-6998         142  48  0  224  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 LOUIS CYPHRE 32-7573         30   8  1  224  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SHANKS PONY 56-3854          48 144  0  222  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 GOG 14-5296                 113 100  2  221  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 WICKED WASP 35-4784         106  61  1  221  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 PATIENCE 35-2005             54  53  1  221  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 SIR GARLON 73-7400           52  81  0  216  MYTHOS 7 (1612)            ERINIKA
 ROLF 37-1553                 50  80  3  215  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250     216  93  2  214  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 SKOACH 84-30600              27   8  2  214  PHILANTHROPISTS 104 (1708) BLACKSTONE
 MIST MARIE 81-1322           49  32  0  212  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629          30  13  0  212  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 APOCALYPSE 32-5711          269  56  1  211  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAD DOG RUSSO 19-5483       172  45  1  210  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 SEAWEED 31-6370              82  71  2  210  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 ICECLAW 65-3364              74 134  0  210  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156        54  47  1  210  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 ALDALDON 56-3913             53  42  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 FLY SWATTER 20-2660          50  37  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 OEDIPUT REX 84-53194         48  50  1  210  MOMMA'S BOY (1600)         BLACKSTONE
 UGLY ART 47-9458             42  44  0  210  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK
 HAWKINS 47-8949              35  20  0  210  SNOW FORT (1653)           NORTH FORK
 SOBER 65-6422                25  14  0  210  KILLER TUNES (1116)        DAL SHANG
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179           56  41  1  209  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
-SHARK 31-6525                56 102  0  209  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 DJAIK 9-589                  54  78  2  209  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 RAVIOLI WIZARD 12-7600       99  27  1  207  CAFE ERDMANO (1582)        RIZTAB
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287       68  21  0  207  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 SALT WATER 31-7012           37  51  1  207  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 LETHAL LOCUST 35-4790        35  11  0  207  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 FERMIUS THE GAUL 37-1157     51  44  0  204  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415          61  95  1  203  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR
 MAKADOS 29-4704              39  33  0  203  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 SPRAIN 28-5195               55  56  0  202  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 BRENNANS 11-8735             39  18  0  202  RAGIN CAJUNS (1672)        ARUAK CITY
 CALL ME LOT 33-8862          36  50  0  201  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ISHTAR 73-7944               32  33  1  201  MYTHOS 14 (1571)           ERINIKA
 BAD POSTURE 35-2133          24  28  1  201  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 AGITATOR 63-3702             45  19  0  199  SATAN'S RENEGADES (1656)   AMEN-TEI
 SUN SHANGXIANG 73-9894       30  27  1  199  DYNASTY WARIORS III (1689) ERINIKA
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712        33  16  1  198  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 SUBTERFUGE 84-38420         263  58  0  197  COLLUSION UNLIMITED (1427) BLACKSTONE
 PERICLES 73-7818             36  61  0  197  LUDUS MAGNUS CC (1634)     ERINIKA
 ARMAGEDDON 32-7059          107  26  3  196  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 DOMINION 72-11326            74  93  1  196  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 LUCIUS CATALINE 37-2371      48  57  2  196  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 THE BISHOP 49-401            36  26  1  196  S. S. RATS (117)           VITHICAR
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794         32  19  0  196  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 EAT IT RAW 47-7996           90 113  1  195  BUBBA'S CLAM SHACK (1530)  NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 D. DIRK WANN 32-7161         81  22  2  195  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 THE ADJUDICATOR 33-9804      40  48  0  194  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 UNSANCTIFIED 32-7029        130  52  2  193  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 ZHANG FEI 73-9900            32  29  0  192  DYNASTY WARRIORS SHU (1674)ERINIKA
 TICKLES 9-3486              140 297  1  191  MY PETS (1272)             ZUKAL
 ANOMALY 86-24847             19  12  1  191  MUTANT ALLIANCE (1690)     STORM POINT
 CHAOS 12-7652                70  99  1  190  EASTERN HORDES (1576)      RIZTAB
 BILL P. GORE 32-5114         53  33  1  190  DEVIL ADVOCATES (298)      ARVAT
 SATAN'S WHISKERS 63-3613     56  55  4  189  HELL'S BARFIENDS (1606)    AMEN-TEI
 LADY VASHJ 84-27862          20  37  0  189  W.S.W.I.B.G.C. (1637)      BLACKSTONE
 TUB OF LARD 19-5990          67  46  0  188  SATAN'S WHALES (1599)      ZUWAYZA
-LEPERCHAUN 12-8017           25  11  0  187  GREEN DISEASE (1695)       RIZTAB
 COLOMBIAN OVERLORD 19-5855  109  25  1  186  TAMPA TERRORS (1570)       ZUWAYZA
-HE 49-468                    41  21  2  186  STNLESS STEEL RATS (118)   VITHICAR
 VINDICATOR 31-5950           36  52  0  186  RETRIBUTION (1541)         CHIMLEVTAL
 DC MANGLER 16-6616           92  61  0  185  GLEBE DWEEBS (1565)        WILLAF
-LORD RAHL 33-9515            37  29  0  185  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-DEEP DOOM 45-1933            27  20  1  182  PHILATHROPISTS (1368)      STORMCROWE
 OBSCENITY 84-33352           30  25  0  181  BUBBA'S FILTH (1684)       BLACKSTONE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FRENZY 47-9949               26  20  0  180  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
 EXOUSIA 73-9420              30  33  1  178  JUDGEMENT 7 (1675)         ERINIKA
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682           34  22  1  177  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN
 TWILIGHT 86-31614            41  17  1  176  HELL'S DARKNESS (1673)     STORM POINT
 SIR RICHARD 9-524            48  44  1  174  BINARY CODE (423)          ZUKAL
 LINDSEY LOU 33-8930          41  44  1  174  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 VEXED VIKING 35-3641         28  20  0  174  PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (948)    MURSKA
 SWERK 32-5206                22  14  0  173  PHILANTHROPISTS (1254)     ARVAT
-GNARL HAND ORC 35-4687       21  10  0  172  LORDS OF DOOM (1557)       MURSKA
 MARVIN HAGLER 16-887         55 102  2  169  BASH BROS. DOCTOR (1659)   WILLAF
 URSULA 45-3713               30  29  1  163  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
-BOOMING BARITONE 25-6687     16   2  0  161  HELL'S CHOIR (1710)        LYRATILAN
 MYKUL 81-1018                44  60  0  158  THE MONGOLOIDS II (1463)   SHADOWSPIRE
 GOADRIC 84-9088              19   3  3  156  PHILANTHROPISTS39 (1715)   BLACKSTONE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WIND RAIN 85-1832            23  12  0  149  PHILANTHROPISTS II (1709)  JASPER GULCH
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565      28  16  3  148  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 OENOMAUS 73-7809             31  53  2  146  LUDUS MAGNUS CD (1670)     ERINIKA
 ONYB ENGLVAR 81-903          25  25  0  144  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 RAGE HARMONY 84-17734        23  14  0  143  PHILANTHROPISTS43 (1707)   BLACKSTONE
 DRAVENDER 60-7655            21   9  0  140  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 HEADACHE 28-5609             62  85  1  139  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 APEFACE 47-10318             31  24  0  125  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
 MARILYN 45-3712              28  45  2  121  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 DAGON 32-7564                19  54  0  121  HELL'S HEROES (1729)       ARVAT
 THE OGRE TROLL 20-434        24  16  0  118  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM
 WAR MAIDEN 45-4743           40  45  1  116  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 ATALAN 60-7656               21  12  0  115  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 BALAAM 32-7638               28  33  0  113  HELL'S HEROES (1729)       ARVAT
-WINTER 31-6953               28  18  2  110  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 THEROD 35-4047               27  18  0  106  PHILANTHROPISTS (510)      MURSKA
 BONE HELM 33-10609           27  32  0  105  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MELANROH 20-402              23  23  2  104  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEMESIS PRIME 47-10643       20  11  0   99  DARQUE FORCES (1693)       NORTH FORK
 ADOEL 73-9389                24  24  0   98  JUDGEMENT 1 (1726)         ERINIKA
 HIAWATHA 97-7160             19  16  4   91  KHOR'S INDIGENOUS (1640)   SHADOW GROVE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WYL WILDLEAF 84-9103         17   5  4   91  PHILANTHROPISTS42 (1717)   BLACKSTONE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VOICE ROCK 33-10683          19  28  1   90  XXX BANDITS (1452)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ZENOS 84-10720               19   5  0   88  PHILANTHROPISTS55 (1716)   BLACKSTONE
-MIRO HETZEL 49-1063          21  14  0   86  STNLESS STEEL RATS (118)   VITHICAR
 NALENTHU 56-3909             16   9  0   86  PHILANTHROPISTS (1271)     ROCANIS
 LOVE SACRIFICE 31-1896       23  40  3   82  MONGOL HORDE (565)         CHIMLEVTAL
 QUIRMY 73-10027              29  16  0   81  SWORD HEROES 5 (1728)      ERINIKA
 SCREWFACE 33-6829            22   9  1   81  PHILANTHROPISTS (1380)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 EVANGELINA 73-9746           25  22  0   69  JUDGEMENT 20 (1727)        ERINIKA
 THE OGRE SPRITE 20-403       19  16  0   66  WARLORDS (1700)            SEAM
 IOSIO 1-7834                 18   2  1   64  PHILANTHROPISTS (1730)     MORDANT
 DEWEY 73-9264                25  36  2   63  EASTERN HORDE 3 (1696)     ERINIKA
 LOOM 43-5570                 23  37  0   61  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
 GAROK 61-3378                13   8  0   47  PHILANTHROPISTS (1268)     JURINE
 LYVELLE 73-9266              26  25  1   44  EASTERN HORDE 4 (1725)     ERINIKA
 JASO 41-4570                 15   7  0   40  PHILANTHROPISTS (1732)     KATI-TEI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SUBTERFUGE was viciously subdued by LIME LIZARD in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
ARMAGEDDON was viciously subdued by BESTIARII in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
GOG luckily beat ISHTAR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
D. DIRK WANN was overpowered by THE MAYTAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
J. B. DIGRIZ devastated LUCIUS CATALINE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE BISHOP was bested by RUSTLING BREEZE in a popular 2 minute Challenge competition.
URSULA lost to LINDSEY LOU in a action packed 3 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
APEFACE was savagely defeated by WIND RAIN in a action packed 4 minute Challenge duel.
WAR MAIDEN defeated MELANROH in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge match.
NEMESIS PRIME narrowly defeated NALENTHU in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
LOVE SACRIFICE demolished LOOM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
BEAR GRYLLS devastated ICECLAW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
COLOMBIAN OVERLORD was handily defeated by APPROXIMATE in a 1 minute conflict.
COUSIN PAPA SMURF vanquished TICKLES in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
DOMINION was viciously subdued by AGITATOR in a 2 minute brutal fray.
AQUINAS devastated SEAWEED in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
ALDALDON was luckily beaten by SLANDER in a exciting 7 minute bout.
SLEEPWALKER overpowered ANOMALY in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
JANUARY O. IRONTAIL defeated FLY SWATTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
SEGUE devastated CARELESS BEAR in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
CHAOS was demolished by PATIENCE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DRAGONOV vanquished OBSCENITY in a popular 2 minute brutal mismatched fray.
HAWKINS was defeated by FEROCITY in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
FERMIUS THE GAUL was savagely defeated by LOUIS CYPHRE in a popular 6 minute duel.
FEROCIOUS FLEA demolished ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
UBERMENSCH II handily defeated DELLAMITRI in a 1 minute uneven bout.
COURAGE overpowered BAD POSTURE in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition.
MALEDICTION overpowered JOLTIN' JOE in a 2 minute uneven duel.
UNSANCTIFIED was savagely defeated by ISLAND TEMPEST in a exciting 2 minute match.
SHEET WITH EYES overpowered ROBIN OF SHEW-WOOD in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
TYRANNICAL TICK demolished HATHU in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
THE ADJUDICATOR was viciously subdued by SALT WATER in a exciting 4 minute battle.
SNOW CRAB LEGS overpowered ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fray.
CALL ME LOT was handily defeated by RAVIOLI WIZARD in a popular 2 minute uneven match.
ZEBZAMBEZI vanquished BILL P. GORE in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
IAN KNOTTINGHAM unbelievably bested VENOMOUS FANG in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
WICKED WASP vanquished DREHVIN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
TWILIGHT was demolished by HELYSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
LETHAL LOCUST savagely defeated ARUNDA ROCKTROLL in a exciting 2 minute bloody brawl.
APOCALYPSE handily defeated OEDIPUT REX in a exciting 3 minute one-sided conflict.
MAGGOT SOUFFLE demolished VEXED VIKING in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ROLF beat PERICLES in a action packed 2 minute gory bout.
BRENNANS handily defeated EXOUSIA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VILE VEGAN subdued FRENZY in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
EAT IT RAW was savagely defeated by SIR GARLON in a popular 1 minute gory battle.
VINDICATOR was viciously subdued by SUN SHANGXIANG in a 2 minute contest.
UGLY ART was viciously subdued by THE DARK KNIGHT in a exciting 3 minute battle.
SUPER MAC savagely defeated STRANGE BREW in a exciting 4 minute brutal brawl.
MAKADOS bested SATAN'S WHISKERS in a popular 2 minute gory brawl.
SKOACH vanquished ZHANG FEI in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
SPRAIN was savagely defeated by OLD HICKORY in a crowd pleasing 8 minute bloody brawl.
SHANKS PONY overpowered SWERK in a action packed 3 minute brutal one-sided match.
ERTL WISESTAFF handily defeated DC MANGLER in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
SOBER was viciously subdued by MAD DOG RUSSO in a 2 minute gory fight.
MIST MARIE devastated MYKUL in a action packed 4 minute gory uneven match.
TUB OF LARD was savagely defeated by DJAIK in a popular 8 minute gruesome fight.
MARVIN HAGLER was vanquished by LADY VASHJ in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SIR RICHARD subdued RAGE HARMONY in a 2 minute duel.
MARILYN was overpowered by ONYB ENGLVAR in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
HEADACHE was vanquished by GOADRIC in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
WHISTLIN' DIXIE demolished THEROD in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
DRAVENDER devastated DAGON in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ATALAN was overpowered by OENOMAUS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
THE OGRE TROLL demolished VOICE ROCK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
BALAAM luckily beat BONE HELM in a action packed 5 minute gruesome fight.
SCREWFACE was subdued by ADOEL in a 2 minute conflict.
HIAWATHA vanquished OVERFLOW in a 1 minute uneven match.
ZENOS defeated DEWEY in a 2 minute bloody bout.
QUIRMY subdued THE OGRE SPRITE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome fray.
EVANGELINA subdued GAROK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
LYVELLE was overpowered by IOSIO in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JASO was demolished by BITTER ALMOND in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  33         LUNGING ATTACK   205 - 118 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                      29         SLASHING ATTACK   39 -  30 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         TOTAL PARRY       69 -  55 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         PARRY-RIPOSTE     41 -  41 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   11         AIMED BLOW       129 - 131 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         STRIKING ATTACK   36 -  47 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-LUNGE       25 -  33 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         BASHING ATTACK    38 -  59 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  27 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         WALL OF STEEL     28 -  52 -  0      35  |

Turn 948 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        9 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  6         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  6     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  5         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        16 - 13     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  5     
LUNGING ATTACK    17 - 16     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LIME LIZARD 95-404         96  91  4  503 COCONUT ARMY (1518)
AIMED BLOW       SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740   261  51  0  411 HALLOWIENERS (1391)
SLASHING ATTACK  FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982     87  34  1  347 SATAN'S SWARM (1551)
TOTAL PARRY      SLANDER 97-7889           110  38  4  310 SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185       172  71  0  253 MAN OR BEAST? (1386)
STRIKING ATTACK  APPROXIMATE 98-6823        54  97  4  249 GUESS (1558)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    J. B. DIGRIZ 49-402        47  26  0  236 S. S. RATS (117)
PARRY-STRIKE     ERTL WISESTAFF 84-7570     34  22  2  234 PHILANTHROPISTS17 (1384)
BASHING ATTACK   ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581         25  24  3  225 PHILANTHROPISTS (510)
WALL OF STEEL    UGLY ART 47-9458           42  44  0  210 BASH BROS PARK (1665)

The overall popularity leader is SLEEPWALKER 74-2843.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ALDALDON 56-3913.  The ten other most popular fighters were LOUIS CYPHRE 
32-7573, SPRAIN 28-5195, BONE HELM 33-10609, TUB OF LARD 19-5990, DJAIK 9-589, SUPER 
MAC 30-5685, VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712, WIND RAIN 85-1832, SHANKS PONY 56-3854, and 
ISHTAR 73-7944.

The least popular fighter this week was JASO 41-4570.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LYVELLE 73-9266, OVERFLOW 53-5826, ATALAN 60-7656, DAGON 32-7564, VEXED 
VIKING 35-3641, DELLAMITRI 25-2682, CHAOS 12-7652, COLOMBIAN OVERLORD 19-5855, LOOM 
43-5570, and DEWEY 73-9264.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            7  6 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  3  5 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           7  3 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          8  6 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  5 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       6  4 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  2 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  1 0  JASPER GULCH(85)     2  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  3 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  0 0  STORM POINT(86)      0  2 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         0  1 0  DUSKMOOR(95)         1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  0 0  
LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
IAYE(30)             1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IOSIO 1-7834                18   2  1   64  PHILANTHROPISTS (1730)     MORDANT
 IAN KNOTTINGHAM 6-6697      39  47  0  225  KHORS PRAETORIANS I (1622) TRANSEL
 DJAIK 9-589                 54  78  2  209  THE MONGOLOIDS (48)        ZUKAL
 BRENNANS 11-8735            39  18  0  202  RAGIN CAJUNS (1672)        ARUAK CITY
 RAVIOLI WIZARD 12-7600      99  27  1  207  CAFE ERDMANO (1582)        RIZTAB
 SEGUE 13-5394              204  69  1  228  THE DEVIL'S OWN (1389)     DULLENS
 GOG 14-5296                113 100  2  221  BRINGER OF DEATH (1547)    TOBIR
 THE DARK KNIGHT 15-5250    216  93  2  214  THE GRAIL KNIGHTS (1429)   MALCORN
 DC MANGLER 16-6616          92  61  0  185  GLEBE DWEEBS (1565)        WILLAF
 JOLTIN' JOE 17-4415         61  95  1  203  OPERATION: SANDMAN (1555)  ALJAFIR

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEAR GRYLLS 19-5185        172  71  0  253  MAN OR BEAST? (1386)       ZUWAYZA
 FLY SWATTER 20-2660         50  37  1  210  PHILANTHROPISTS (773)      SEAM
 STRANGE BREW 24-5794        32  19  0  196  DEVIL'S CAULDRON (1678)    ZORPUNT
 DELLAMITRI 25-2682          34  22  1  177  PHILANTHROPISTS (1702)     LYRATILAN
 SPRAIN 28-5195              55  56  0  202  BASH BROS BODY (1660)      MORYA
 MAKADOS 29-4704             39  33  0  203  PHILANTHROPISTS (1350)     LAPUR
 SUPER MAC 30-5685           48  57  0  225  EVAN'S SUPER SMASH (1605)  IAYE
 SEAWEED 31-6370             82  71  2  210  BASH BROS OCEAN (1661)     CHIMLEVTAL
 FEROCITY 32-6259           156  51  0  304  ANGELS OF PAIN (1241)      ARVAT
 SHEET WITH EYES 33-7740    261  51  0  411  HALLOWIENERS (1391)        NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FEROCIOUS FLEA 35-4982      87  34  1  347  SATAN'S SWARM (1551)       MURSKA
 MAGGOT SOUFFLE 36-7287      68  21  0  207  HELL'S KITCHEN (1614)      JHANS
 ROLF 37-1553                50  80  3  215  ROMAN EMPIRE (1455)        SIBIKHAS
 VILE VEGAN 41-5179          56  41  1  209  V FOR VOLUPTOUS (1613)     KATI-TEI
 LOOM 43-5570                23  37  0   61  DUREX 100 (1697)           VEASTIAN
 URSULA 45-3713              30  29  1  163  DARQUE FORCES (1692)       STORMCROWE
 UGLY ART 47-9458            42  44  0  210  BASH BROS PARK (1665)      NORTH FORK
 J. B. DIGRIZ 49-402         47  26  0  236  S. S. RATS (117)           VITHICAR
 WHISTLIN' DIXIE 50-3565     28  16  3  148  DARQUE FORCES II (1694)    SNOWBOUND
 SHANKS PONY 56-3854         48 144  0  222  REDHORSE (823)             ROCANIS
 DRAVENDER 60-7655           21   9  0  140  PHILANTHROPISTS (1381)     ARADI
 GAROK 61-3378               13   8  0   47  PHILANTHROPISTS (1268)     JURINE
 CARELESS BEAR 62-4156       54  47  1  210  DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (1632)  VALAMANTIS
 AQUINAS 63-3480            113  34  2  302  SATAN'S SAINTS (1566)      AMEN-TEI
 ICECLAW 65-3364             74 134  0  210  CASTAWAYS (1369)           DAL SHANG
 VENOMOUS FANG 69-2712       33  16  1  198  PHILANTHROPISTS (1227)     CIMMERIAC
 DOMINION 72-11326           74  93  1  196  DIVINE HERITAGE (1561)     DRAGONHEAD
 BESTIARII 73-7746           41  44  0  277  LUDUS MAGNUS XIX (1669)    ERINIKA
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843        236 308  3  280  DARKLINGS (1160)           DAYLA KIV
 OLD HICKORY 78-3629         30  13  0  212  HERO OF NEW ORLEANS (1686) LIN TIRIAN
 MIST MARIE 81-1322          49  32  0  212  PHILANTHROPISTS (1549)     SHADOWSPIRE
 JANUARY O. IRONTA 84-25625 140  20  1  373  EVIL EASTER BUNNY (1552)   BLACKSTONE
 DRAGONOV 85-1483            76  67  0  225  KHOR'S GRUNTS (1638)       JASPER GULCH
 ANOMALY 86-24847            19  12  1  191  MUTANT ALLIANCE (1690)     STORM POINT
 LIME LIZARD 95-404          96  91  4  503  COCONUT ARMY (1518)        DUSKMOOR
 ISLAND TEMPEST 96-8186      28  43  3  246  TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (1647)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 SLANDER 97-7889            110  38  4  310  SATAN'S APOCALYPSE (1562)  SHADOW GROVE
 APPROXIMATE 98-6823         54  97  4  249  GUESS (1558)               SYVYN'S HILL