DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL
Date : 09/08/2025 Duedate: 09/20/2025
DARKHOLM ARENA
DM 104 TURN 928
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 THE JERKS 10/1451 98 62 1 61.2 BASH BROS BEER 72/1511
FLOWER CHILDREN 7/60 BASH BROS NEWS 72/1510
2 FARSCAPE 10/1469 52 34 0 60.5 BASH BROS SNOW 72/1518
BETTER BLUES 42/1553 BB SIDE MIRROR 72/1516
3 LIVING DEAD 29/1406 1317 1048 10 55.7 BASH BROS CONDO 72/1513
WIZARDS OF AHS 97/1472 BASH BROS TRASH 72/1532
4 NINJAS 7/1107 153 153 1 50.0 BB ITALIAN FOOD 72/1539
THE WARRIORS 10/111 NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
FROM THE FACE 18/1213 BASH BROS DIAPER 72/1500
5 BUSH 7/1433 258 293 3 46.8 BASH BROS GOLFER 72/1482
PITCH PERFECT 1/1419 BASH BROS JACKET 72/1525
YOU DON'T SAY 5/1428 BASH BROS SPOUSE 72/1530
6 THE BAD SEED 6/1466 29 35 0 45.3 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/1489
7 CASTAWAYS 7/199 928 1182 10 44.0 BASH BROS BROTHER 72/1520
SKAITHVARN 51/235 BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1497
HIGHLANDERS 42/1341 BASH BROS WALKING 72/1538
8 THE BLOODGUAR 4/348 61 81 2 43.0 BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/1488
9 AUTHORS 21/749 1872 3156 29 37.2 BASH BROS BUS STOP 72/1485
JUST BECAUSE 38/1151 BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/1505
10 CEREAL 72/1491 1030 1742 13 37.2 BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/1499
VEGGIES 3/1227 BASH BROS FIREPLACE 72/1508
SHEPHERDS 18/432 BASH BROS HARD DISK 72/1522
BASH BROS GAS 72/1515 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL 72/1536
BASH BROS SEX 72/1531 11 LANCIARII 6/1555 55 102 0 35.0
BB AUTOMOBILE 72/1526 12 AB-NORMALS 2/1439 85 184 1 31.6
BB FLASHLIGHT 72/1529 CATASTROPHIES 3/1552
BASH BROS BABY 39/1487
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Keeper of the Runeblade
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
by Tum, Still Holding the Rune Blade... and becoming bored with it!
What a wretched, pitiful place this has become. No challenges. No ads. No banter. Just
silence -- the soft hiss of maintenance-mode bots sleepwalking through the sands.
Are you even alive, managers? Or do your warriors just shuffle forward like broken
dolls, propped up by apathy and last-minute rollovers?
Where is your pride? Where is your voice? Where is your fury, your poetry, your hunger
to take the throne from me?
You all fight like you forgot how. Or worse -- like you never knew in the first
place. And so, while you snore in your shallow graves, I take my sixth consecutive
title.
Jinx tells me you only care for the tournaments and what happens in between falls like
sands in an hourglass. That's a TRASH mentality. Fight regularly or leave. You want
to win a tournament, BEAT ME NOW! I pity you. I shun you. I will haunt you virtually
and show up in Phoenix to do so in person. Duelmasters is not about tournaments, it's
about routine devastation! Show up regularly or die trying.
Another throne. Another corpse. This time it was Mistrel, a Lunger thrown at my feet
like scraps from a dying kingdom. One minute. Carved her like a turkey. She didn't
belong in the ring with me -- and neither do the rest of you. I drop the challenge.
I grant those that want me to take me. And, lo, behold, NO ONE does anything. This
arena stands of cowards and fools! Shame! Shun! Step up or we shall all depart,
looking for real competition.
I am Tum. And I am bored of breaking what was never built strong to begin with. But
not all is hollow here. In this decaying arena, two others walk beside me --
warriors, not bots.
Jakuchu Ito, the slum-born whisper who bleeds like silk and kills like silence. Going
6-0 since losing the throne. He waits with stillness -- don't confuse that with
weakness. He's patient. He's precise. And when he returns to the throne, the Eye
will turn to watch. This arena is a graveyard of managers running ghosts that never
were and maybe wannbe.
Shocking Toad -- the ancient knife from the swamp. You forgot him. He didn't forget
you. Now he cuts through your stable like a ghost of vengeance. Together, we are not
just contenders. We are a force. Toad is 8-1 in Darkholm, a pathetic arena of losers
and wanna bees.
And the only thing worse than our blades is your failure to stop us. So wake up,
Darkholm. Get your hands off the maintenance button and back on the quill and steel.
Or hand me the title for keeps -- and die forgotten in the dust.
If no one steps up, for those that love Darkholm, ACT! For I commit, Shocking Toad
will remove all warriors from these sands at the next transition if no one steps up,
speaks, fights, engages! Do so now, or enjoy only temporary control by "Toad" here in
Darkholm!
Is anyone reading this?
-- Tum
Son to the Devil Duke
Six-Time Duelmaster of Darkholm
Breaker of Bots
Seeker of the Rune Blade
Born to Spite You All
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hullo hullo!
First off, I would like to thank TUM for a thought-provoking column. Though I am not
a fighter myself, I admire a man who brings passion to his profession. There were 56
fights in Darkholm Arena today. Three were challenges from you know which guild. No
one died. No one avoided. * deep sigh * I avoid, of course, because I am a flee-er
not a fighter. I say this with no shame. Some of us have other gifts than mayhem.
JAKUCHU ITO (7-5102) (58-20-1,291) of NINJAS challenged PATRICIA CORNWELL (21-
3909) (122-142-2,284) of AUTHORS. JAKUCHU ITO devastated PATRICIA CORNWELL in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ISHINOMORI (7-5390) (45-25-1,244) of NINJAS challenged ALEMBIC (4-1925) (36-48-
1,181) of THE BLOODGUARD. ISHINOMORI demolished ALEMBIC in a popular 1 minute one-
sided Challenge melee. Ishinomori is now Darkholm's top Slasher.
TUM (18-7380) (51-26-2,341) of FROM THE FACE fought ARUGULA (3-7180) (162-90-
3,268) of VEGGIES. TUM vanquished ARUGULA in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched Title
brawl. Tum is, of course, the Keeper of the missing Runeblade and the highest ranked
Lunger.
I'm not sure why Shocking Toad didn't get a challenge through, since there didn't
appear to be any avoids. Maybe he challenged someone who didn't fight today? But he
gained 40 points. SHOCKING TOAD (7-310) (74-88-1,303) of NINJAS fought MELTING FLOOD
(72-8016) (80-27-1,209) of BASH BROS SNOW. SHOCKING TOAD overpowered MELTING FLOOD in
an exciting 2 minute one-sided fight. And Shocking Toad remains Darkholm's leading
Parry-Strike.
NOSY NEIGHBOR (72-7827) (82-31-1,218) of BASH BROS CONDO fought CUP O'PIZZA (10-
5397) (110-48-0,266) of THE JERKS. NOSY NEIGHBOR slimly won victory over CUP O'PIZZA
in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight. Nosy Neighbor is the most highly rated Aimed
Blow.
NEEDLE BOY (6-7631) (50-40-0,278) of THE BAD SEEDS fought HIGHER POWER (59-3119)
(81-60-1,205) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. NEEDLE BOY lost to HIGHER POWER in an action
packed 3 minute fight. So, Higher Power remains the top Wall of Steel.
SCHARV (51-1209) (126-136-0,211) of SKAITHVARN fought SNEEZING PANDA (2-6539)
(45-86-2,191) of AB-NORMALS. SCHARV bested SNEEZING PANDA in a popular 1 minute
competition. Scharv is our top Total Parry, though to judge by his record... never
mind.
Retch is our preeminent Parry-Riposte. RETCH (7-241) (64-69-1,206) of FLOWER
CHILDREN fought DANTALLION (4-2028) (46-38-2,190) of THE BLOODGUARD. RETCH beat
DANTALLION in a 3 minute match.
EVERYTHING ZEN (7-6959) (57-57-0,204) of BUSH fought SENSATIONALIZED (72-7683)
(69-30-0,202) of BASH BROS NEWS. EVERYTHING ZEN was savagely defeated by
SENSATIONALIZED in a popular 3 minute brawl. Sensationalized is the leading Parry-
Lunge, which I understand to be a very difficult style.
And the top Basher is Green Bean, who beat our little equation. GREEN BEAN (3-
6419) (76-43-2,202) of VEGGIES fought 2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (84-297-2,169) of JUST
BECAUSE. GREEN BEAN viciously subdued 2 + 2 = 4 in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal
conflict.
Oh, this was kind of a thrill. JOB (18-6129) (161-296-0,161) of SHEPHERDS fought
SHADOWMANE (104-28) (0-0-0,200). JOB subdued SHADOWMANE in an exciting 5 minute
gruesome conflict. Job is of course our overall popularity leader, and Shadowmane is
scary.
He lost, but he's still this turn's crowd favorite. NIGHT STALKER (29-262) (121-
118-3,215) of LIVING DEAD fought BILLY BLANKS (1-9375) (107-79-0,237) of PITCH
PERFECT. NIGHT STALKER slimly lost to BILLY BLANKS in an action packed 7 minute
gruesome melee.
Wheaties scummed the Innkeeper's Son. Admittedly that kid is an obnoxious bully,
but still... WHEATIES (72-5900) (20-7-0,57) of CEREAL fought INKEEPER'S SON (104-4)
(15-15-0,40). WHEATIES outlasted INKEEPER'S SON in a 12 minute fight.
That's all I've got for you today. Have a great two weeks. Cheerio!
-- Malic of Talcama
KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TUM 18-7380 52 26 2 388 FROM THE FACE (1213) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 75 88 1 343 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102 59 20 1 302 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
NOSY NEIGHBOR 72-7827 83 31 1 257 BASH BROS CONDO (1513) DRAGONHEAD
ISHINOMORI 7-5390 46 25 1 250 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
BILLY BLANKS 1-9375 108 79 0 247 PITCH PERFECT (1419) MORDANT
PRISCILLA 18-10653 50 15 1 243 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
EXTRA BEST THERMOS 10-5444 33 9 1 222 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
HIGHER POWER 59-3119 82 60 1 218 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
SCHARV 51-1209 127 136 0 214 SKAITHVARN (235) TRICORUS
RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 68 36 6 213 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472) SHADOW GROVE
RETCH 7-241 65 69 1 213 FLOWER CHILDREN (60) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAOL 5-5891 62 77 2 213 YOU DON'T SAY (1428) KALTOS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROAD KILL 72-8272 70 29 1 210 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499) DRAGONHEAD
SENSATIONALIZED 72-7683 70 30 0 210 BASH BROS NEWS (1510) DRAGONHEAD
-DANGEROUS TOYS 39-4100 66 51 1 210 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 110 49 0 209 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
-SACRIFICE 51-4947 30 109 2 208 MIGHTY MORALS (1120) TRICORUS
COUNSELOR OBVIOUS 18-10133 63 30 2 207 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
BORROWS MONEY 72-8055 57 39 1 207 BASH BROS BROTHER (1520) DRAGONHEAD
EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959 57 58 0 206 BUSH (1433) BONSUR
BONE BENDER 2-6633 44 48 0 206 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 121 119 3 205 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
GREEN BEAN 3-6419 77 43 2 204 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
NEEDLE BOY 6-7631 50 41 0 204 THE BAD SEEDS (1466) TRANSEL
NEED A FIX 59-3141 40 32 2 204 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
RIPPED 72-9875 80 35 1 203 BASH BROS SHEETS (1514) DRAGONHEAD
PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 122 143 2 201 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
-2 YEAR CONTRACT 72-6552 44 20 2 199 BB SMART PHONE (1494) DRAGONHEAD
BAD MEDIA 72-8127 44 29 0 199 BASH BROS HARD DISK (1522) DRAGONHEAD
-WARNING BELLS 72-8011 43 28 2 198 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1517) DRAGONHEAD
ARUGULA 3-7180 162 91 3 197 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
-CRAWL SPACE 72-6525 58 57 0 197 BASH BROS CRICKET (1492) DRAGONHEAD
RACHAEL 18-11003 40 80 1 196 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
CULUBRA 10-235 66 93 0 195 THE WARRIORS (111) KOLACT
JACOB 10-233 72 93 3 194 THE WARRIORS (111) KOLACT
JOEY 18-10339 93 120 1 193 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017 78 134 2 193 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
ADABEMIS & BALMADOR 42-1671 73 148 0 192 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
-EMPTY 72-7269 32 9 1 192 BASH BROS WALLET (1504) DRAGONHEAD
MELTING FLOOD 72-8016 80 28 1 190 BASH BROS SNOW (1518) DRAGONHEAD
KHEFRAS 7-1930 79 155 0 190 CASTAWAYS (199) BONSUR
-SPECIES 3.14159265 18-7512 33 35 1 190 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
JOB 18-6129 162 296 0 189 SHEPHERDS (432) TALCAMA
DANTALLION 4-2028 46 39 2 189 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
SNEEZING PANDA 2-6539 45 87 2 188 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
SHOPPING CART 72-6836 64 78 2 187 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499) DRAGONHEAD
MINSTREL 4-2505 39 29 4 182 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
AERYN SUN 10-4268 77 35 0 181 FARSCAPE (1469) KOLACT
ALEMBIC 4-1925 36 49 1 181 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 84 298 2 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
IN THE WASHER 72-7833 35 10 0 180 BASH BROS SHEETS (1514) DRAGONHEAD
8 AM CLASS 72-6621 121 113 0 178 BASH BROS COLLEGE (1497) DRAGONHEAD
EMPTY TANK 72-8997 27 36 1 177 BB AUTOMOBILE (1526) DRAGONHEAD
BREWTALITY 2-6610 39 64 1 176 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
SHIFTED 72-7941 99 45 0 175 BB SIDE MIRROR (1516) DRAGONHEAD
KWAI CHANG 2-6528 67 67 2 172 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
TURNED OFF 72-7887 57 41 0 172 BASH BROS GAS (1515) DRAGONHEAD
4 HOUR GAMES 72-6579 98 40 0 169 BASH BROS BASEBALL (1496) DRAGONHEAD
NOT THE REAL THING 72-7762 41 54 1 164 BASH BROS BEER (1511) DRAGONHEAD
E COLI 72-10673 51 59 1 151 BASH BROS MEAT (1535) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNORING 72-10127 36 37 3 149 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
FULL AND HEAVY 72-6861 54 78 1 146 BASH BROS DIAPER (1500) DRAGONHEAD
TAX PENALTY 72-7311 69 80 2 145 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (1505) DRAGONHEAD
-FORMS 72-7540 29 5 0 142 BASH BROS DMV (1507) DRAGONHEAD
DROOL BABY 39-4243 40 80 0 133 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
TOILET SEAT 72-10126 35 35 1 117 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
YAR!!! 18-10792 49 22 0 116 NEXT GENERATION (1150) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PANDARAMADINGDONG 2-6768 28 27 2 113 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TEENY TUCKER 42-5511 21 16 0 84 BETTER BLUES (1553) RODEKI
-FORMULA SHORTAGE 39-4388 23 12 2 83 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
DIRTY GROUT 54-3438 21 22 1 83 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
NO BATTERIES 72-10121 45 65 0 81 BB FLASHLIGHT (1529) DRAGONHEAD
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 72-7772 27 17 0 75 BASH BROS GOLFER (1482) DRAGONHEAD
BAD ADS 72-10723 26 20 0 73 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 54-3319 30 80 0 68 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
OBLIGATORY 72-10137 31 37 0 63 BASH BROS SEX (1531) DRAGONHEAD
CLOTHES ON FLOOR 72-10130 36 18 0 62 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
-NAG 72-10128 25 25 1 59 BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530) DRAGONHEAD
WHEATIES 72-5900 21 7 0 59 CEREAL (1491) DRAGONHEAD
HALFTIME SHOW 72-10722 21 6 0 57 BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD
-PETS 72-11376 28 11 0 56 BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1540)DRAGONHEAD
-CROOKED 72-8138 24 13 0 55 BASH BROS TEETH (1483) DRAGONHEAD
-UNCOMFORTABLE 72-8046 22 9 1 55 BASH BROS CHAIR (1519) DRAGONHEAD
CATATTACK! 3-8495 20 17 0 51 CATASTROPHIES (1552) OSKSI
KNOCKED OVER 72-10147 26 17 2 47 BASH BROS TRASH (1532) DRAGONHEAD
BAD SHOES 72-10882 24 15 0 44 BASH BROS WALKING (1538) DRAGONHEAD
CLEANING 72-7588 18 10 1 39 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (1508) DRAGONHEAD
-NEALA 51-5286 15 26 1 37 AMAZON ELITE (1437) TRICORUS
OUT OF TP 54-3258 21 18 2 35 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
-AT YOUR OWN RISK 72-7598 16 12 0 35 BB SCOTT BORAS (1509) DRAGONHEAD
CRYING TIGER 2-6566 36 79 0 32 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
BAD SERVICE 72-10967 22 19 0 31 BB ITALIAN FOOD (1539) DRAGONHEAD
-BOOBY TRAP 72-7700 25 14 1 28 DISARM (1484) DRAGONHEAD
-UNCOMFORTABLE 72-9131 18 9 0 26 BASH BROS FEELINGS (1527) DRAGONHEAD
NOT ASSUR 72-8574 22 13 2 10 BASH BROS MANAGER9 (1524) DRAGONHEAD
FORGOT IT 72-8910 19 34 1 8 BASH BROS JACKET (1525) DRAGONHEAD
SCARY DUDE 72-10528 26 21 2 3 BASH BROS BUS STOP (1485) DRAGONHEAD
-UGLY 72-10118 22 21 0 0 BASH BROS SWEATER (1528) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Challenge?!? Like actually send a strategy AND look up and fill out an ID in the
challenge section!?!? That sounds like a lot of work. Maintenance is so much easier...
-- Assur
But challenging your opponents, making them scramble to react, is so much more
fun. -- Malic
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JAKUCHU ITO devastated PATRICIA CORNWELL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ISHINOMORI demolished ALEMBIC in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TUM vanquished ARUGULA in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched Title brawl.
ROAD KILL was demolished by FERD THE TOWER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
NOSY NEIGHBOR slimly won victory over CUP O'PIZZA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
SCHARV bested SNEEZING PANDA in a popular 1 minute competition.
NIGHT STALKER slimly lost to BILLY BLANKS in a action packed 7 minute gruesome melee.
NEEDLE BOY lost to HIGHER POWER in a action packed 3 minute fight.
PRISCILLA vanquished KHEFRAS in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
SHOCKING TOAD overpowered MELTING FLOOD in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
GREEN BEAN viciously subdued 2 + 2 = 4 in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal conflict.
EVERYTHING ZEN was savagely defeated by SENSATIONALIZED in a popular 3 minute brawl.
JACOB was handily defeated by COUNSELOR OBVIOUS in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
CULUBRA viciously subdued 8 AM CLASS in a exciting 2 minute bloody fray.
KWAI CHANG was devastated by RECOVERY SETBACK in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
RETCH beat DANTALLION in a 3 minute match.
EXTRA BEST THERMOS overpowered 4 HOUR GAMES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RAISTLIN MAJERE savagely defeated RACHAEL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
JOEY was beaten by BONE BENDER in a action packed 1 minute fight.
RIPPED was subdued by DIRK CHOLERA in a 1 minute bout.
DECCIOUS handily defeated MINSTREL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
GAOL overpowered TURNED OFF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
EMPTY TANK was overpowered by SHADOWMANE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ADABEMIS & BALMADOR overpowered E COLI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
NEED A FIX lost to DIRK CHOLERA in a popular 3 minute gruesome fray.
SHOPPING CART beat LAUGHING BARMAID in a action packed 3 minute brutal competition.
BAD MEDIA narrowly defeated SHADOWMANE in a action packed 4 minute fight.
BORROWS MONEY slimly won victory over SHADOWMANE in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
SHIFTED was overpowered by LAUGHING BARMAID in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
IN THE WASHER overpowered ROXILIAN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BREWTALITY was bested by AERYN SUN in a popular 1 minute duel.
NOT THE REAL THING was devastated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
DROOL BABY was savagely defeated by M. CHARDINEE in a popular 6 minute brutal fray.
JOB subdued SHADOWMANE in a exciting 5 minute gruesome conflict.
SNORING was savagely defeated by LAUGHING BARMAID in a action packed 2 minute bout.
TOILET SEAT was overcome by KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
PANDARAMADINGDONG lost to FULL AND HEAVY in a popular 1 minute match.
TAX PENALTY was subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 1 minute bloody duel.
YAR!!! savagely defeated OLD SAILMAKER in a action packed 4 minute bloody conflict.
BAD SERVICE was savagely defeated by DEBBY TONTE in a exciting 1 minute bloody brawl.
BAD SHOES overcame INKEEPER'S SON in a exciting 5 minute brutal conflict.
BAD ADS overpowered CATATTACK! in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
HALFTIME SHOW was savagely defeated by TEENY TUCKER in a action packed 2 minute bout.
SCARY DUDE was handily defeated by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
KNOCKED OVER overpowered INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
OBLIGATORY overpowered DEBBY TONTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
CLOTHES ON FLOOR overcame DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
NO BATTERIES subdued DEBBY TONTE in a popular 2 minute bloody brawl.
FORGOT IT was demolished by COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
NOT ASSUR was overpowered by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH devastated CRYING TIGER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CLEANING was overcome by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a exciting 3 minute contest.
WHEATIES outlasted INKEEPER'S SON in a 12 minute fight.
DIRTY GROUT slimly won victory over BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 2 minute bloody match.
FALLEN TOWEL RACK savagely defeated NARCITEN in a popular 4 minute bloody conflict.
OUT OF TP overpowered DEBBY TONTE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 15 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 9 - 0 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 14 PARRY-LUNGE 47 - 33 - 0 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 14 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 PARRY-STRIKE 23 - 21 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 8 LUNGING ATTACK 57 - 53 - 1 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 25 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 WALL OF STEEL 73 - 73 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 31 - 40 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 65 - 96 - 1 40 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 56 - 101 - 1 36 |
Turn 928 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 9 - 5 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 7 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 8 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 4 AIMED BLOW 6 - 9 2 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK TUM 18-7380 52 26 2 388 FROM THE FACE (1213)
PARRY-STRIKE SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 75 88 1 343 NINJAS (1107)
AIMED BLOW NOSY NEIGHBOR 72-7827 83 31 1 257 BASH BROS CONDO (1513)
SLASHING ATTACK ISHINOMORI 7-5390 46 25 1 250 NINJAS (1107)
WALL OF STEEL HIGHER POWER 59-3119 82 60 1 218 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)
TOTAL PARRY SCHARV 51-1209 127 136 0 214 SKAITHVARN (235)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RETCH 7-241 65 69 1 213 FLOWER CHILDREN (60)
PARRY-LUNGE SENSATIONALIZED 72-7683 70 30 0 210 BASH BROS NEWS (1510)
BASHING ATTACK GREEN BEAN 3-6419 77 43 2 204 VEGGIES (1227)
The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129. The most popular warrior this turn was
NIGHT STALKER 29-262. The ten other most popular fighters were BILLY BLANKS 1-9375,
NEEDLE BOY 6-7631, FALLEN TOWEL RACK 54-3319, GREEN BEAN 3-6419, CULUBRA 10-235, JOB
18-6129, RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374, BAD MEDIA 72-8127, SENSATIONALIZED 72-7683, and
CLOTHES ON FLOOR 72-10130.
The least popular fighter this week was WHEATIES 72-5900. The other ten least
popular fighters were NOT ASSUR 72-8574, HALFTIME SHOW 72-10722, CATATTACK! 3-8495,
ROXILIAN 6-7716, SHIFTED 72-7941, TURNED OFF 72-7887, 4 HOUR GAMES 72-6579, KWAI
CHANG 2-6528, ROAD KILL 72-8272, and FORGOT IT 72-8910.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 KOLACT(10) 3 2 0 RODEKI(42) 2 0 0
NIANIA(2) 1 5 0 TALCAMA(18) 5 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 1 2 0 SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 3 0 0
JHELUM(4) 0 3 0 LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 2 1 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 15 19 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 3 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 4 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BILLY BLANKS 1-9375 108 79 0 247 PITCH PERFECT (1419) MORDANT
BONE BENDER 2-6633 44 48 0 206 AB-NORMALS (1439) NIANIA
GREEN BEAN 3-6419 77 43 2 204 VEGGIES (1227) OSKSI
DANTALLION 4-2028 46 39 2 189 THE BLOODGUARD (348) JHELUM
GAOL 5-5891 62 77 2 213 YOU DON'T SAY (1428) KALTOS
NEEDLE BOY 6-7631 50 41 0 204 THE BAD SEEDS (1466) TRANSEL
SHOCKING TOAD 7-310 75 88 1 343 NINJAS (1107) BONSUR
EXTRA BEST THERMOS 10-5444 33 9 1 222 THE JERKS (1451) KOLACT
TUM 18-7380 52 26 2 388 FROM THE FACE (1213) TALCAMA
PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 122 143 2 201 AUTHORS (749) SUNSET
NIGHT STALKER 29-262 121 119 3 205 LIVING DEAD (1406) LAPUR
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 84 298 2 180 JUST BECAUSE (1151) CLIFFHOME
DROOL BABY 39-4243 40 80 0 133 BASH BROS BABY (1487) XOCHITHLAN
ADABEMIS & BALMADO 42-1671 73 148 0 192 HIGHLANDERS (1341) RODEKI
SCHARV 51-1209 127 136 0 214 SKAITHVARN (235) TRICORUS
DIRTY GROUT 54-3438 21 22 1 83 BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488) TROCAR
HIGHER POWER 59-3119 82 60 1 218 BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489) ILLIS
NOSY NEIGHBOR 72-7827 83 31 1 257 BASH BROS CONDO (1513) DRAGONHEAD
RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374 68 36 6 213 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472) SHADOW GROVE