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Date   : 09/09/2025    Duedate: 09/22/2025

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 366

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 RHYME TYME 55/385    555  358   4 60.8    4 RAT PAK 41/468       147  187   2 44.0
  2 REDHORSE 56/469      956  987   8 49.2      MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
    MOSSRUNNERS 1/113                           RODENTIAN NATION 62/466
  3 BIG LAKE OUT 81/410  417  438  10 48.8    6 DEADLINE 20/432       78  134   1 36.8
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Hey everybody, watch out for BURM WOLFSNARL, 
who flew up 26 points in the rankings after mashing RAT SOLDIER like a melon.  Keep 
your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was MOOSE, who 
dropped 16 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with CLOTTO.  Well, 
everybody's pal MOD COD moved his record to 451-229-5 by defeating JAVELINO in the 
Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 10 recognition points.  4 out of 5 gladiators 
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad BIG LAKE SOLUTION?  Big bad BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  Big bad BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  
STORM ROCK's afraid of the big bad BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  Tra la la la la!  For those of 
you who like math, try this one:  BIG LAKE SOLUTION + Weapons That go Boom = MIRKWOOD 
ORCS + Avoid City.  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, RAYNER would be 
president.  Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.  Getting lots of 
flowers from sympathetic fans was THE LEPER'S HAND, who was successfully challenged 
by NARSIL who had a mere 43 points more than THE LEPER'S HAND.  Here is a definition 
of happiness:  THE LEPER'S HAND beat NARSIL to go from 199 to 218 recognition points. 
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Knowing when to use the right tactics at 
the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, there's the manager of the STORM ROCK giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can 
pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             451 229  5  301  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       109  77  0  261  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475         109 124  0  219  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940     80  46  1  218  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     60  40  0  212  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JAVELINO 56-3728             69  82  1  210  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        43  74  0  210  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152          63  29  0  206  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388          49  43  3  206  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
 ANDURIL 81-3435              48  46  1  206  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 NARSIL 81-3401               61  43  1  204  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 RAYNER 20-182               102 159  3  196  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RINGIL 81-3633               44  35  2  195  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 MOOSE 56-3459                79 108  0  188  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                  77 174  0  183  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683           73 109  1  164  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MOM'S MAD 83-698             22  15  0   96  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955       20  20  1   73  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Hummingbird -- You apparently have my number. That's 0-4 for me. Go away! LOL -- 
Anduril

The Leper's Hand -- You taught me no skills, you diseased putz! -- Narsil

Rayner -- We met again. I appreciated the win. :) -- Rat Soldier

Out For A Duck -- You could've let me hit you a few times, just to let me feel 
marginally competent. -- Renegade-Rat

Mod Cod -- Oh, you again. /sad Well, at least I learned a skill this tyme. 

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RAT SOLDIER was bested by BURM WOLFSNARL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
NARSIL was viciously subdued by THE LEPER'S HAND in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
ANDURIL overpowered BUCK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge duel.
RENEGADE-RAT savagely defeated RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
RINGIL was viciously subdued by HUMMINGBIRD in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MOD COD devastated JAVELINO in a 1 minute one-sided Title competition.
MOOSE was unbelievably bested by CLOTTO in a action packed 2 minute gruesome melee.
BROKEN TOE was vanquished by THE BLACKSMITH in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
DURN WOLFSNARL was defeated by RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 2 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW        19 -  11 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  22 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  22 -  0      39  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 366 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           451 229  5  301 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113     109  77  0  261 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475       109 124  0  219 REDHORSE (469)
STRIKING ATTACK  JAVELINO 56-3728           69  82  1  210 REDHORSE (469)
AIMED BLOW       RAT SOLDIER 62-5152        63  29  0  206 RODENTIAN NATION (466)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182             102 159  3  196 DEADLINE (432)
WALL OF STEEL    RINGIL 81-3633             44  35  2  195 MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940.  The ten other most popular fighters were RENEGADE-RAT 
41-388, MOOSE 56-3459, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, RAT SOLDIER 62-5152, HUMMINGBIRD 
56-3475, ANDURIL 81-3435, RAYNER 20-182, NARSIL 81-3401, DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955, and 
RINGIL 81-3633.

The least popular fighter this week was BROKEN TOE 56-3683.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JAVELINO 56-3728, BUCK 1-2291, MOD COD 55-2638, RINGIL 81-3633, 
DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955, NARSIL 81-3401, RAYNER 20-182, ANDURIL 81-3435, HUMMINGBIRD 
56-3475, and RAT SOLDIER 62-5152.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  3 0  
KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                 77 174  0  183  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT
 RAYNER 20-182              102 159  3  196  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388         49  43  3  206  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
 MOD COD 55-2638            451 229  5  301  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475        109 124  0  219  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152         63  29  0  206  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      109  77  0  261  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE