DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

	Date   : 01/16/2010    Duedate: 01/22/2010

	OLD VALAMANTIS ARENA

	DM-96    TURN-1

	The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 3A (423)                   5   5  3 50.0   1/ 0 3A (423)                  5  5 3
 2/ 0 PHONETIX (420)             6   4  2 60.0   2/ 0 THE DUGGARS (435)         6  4 2
 3/ 0 THE DUGGARS (435)          6   4  2 60.0   3/ 0 PHONETIX (420)            6  4 2
 4/ 0 BLOODY SUNDAYS (442)       5   5  2 50.0   4/ 0 BLOODY SUNDAYS (442)      5  5 2
 5/ 0 POND SCUM 3 (447)          3   7  2 30.0   5/ 0 POND SCUM 3 (447)         3  7 2
 6/ 0 BLOODMASTER II (445)       6   4  1 60.0   6/ 0 PRESSURE (446)            6  4 1
 7/ 0 PRESSURE (446)             6   4  1 60.0   7/ 0 BLOODMASTER II (445)      6  4 1
 8/ 0 DUNGEON CELL W10A (443)    5   5  1 50.0   8/ 0 DUNGEON CELL W10A (443)   5  5 1
 9/ 0 TO DIE FOR 2 (427)         3   7  1 30.0   9/ 0 TO DIE FOR 2 (427)        3  7 1
10/ 0 DRAGONSTORM (440)          3   7  1 30.0  10/ 0 DRAGONSTORM (440)         3  7 1
11/ 0 SUPER FORCES BG10B (433)   7   3  0 70.0  11/ 0 SUPER FORCES BG10B (433)  7  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, OLD VALAMANTIS?  Ain't you never seen Snide 
Clemens before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Take note that 3A has lost its 
top team spot, having missed the turn.  Where are you boys?  I can just hear all the 
boasts coming in SUPER FORCES BG10B's next personal ads.  Their first turn they went 
7-3-0.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see ZONE BLITZ win a fight and 
gain 11 points, terribly.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling 
you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, OLD VALAMANTIS?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for OLD 
VALAMANTIS' morgue.  More variety.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry 
if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LONGBOAT BATTER 2863          9   1  3    72       WORDS TO DIE FOR 4 (403)
-SEAWALL SUDS 2862             6   4  1    42       WORDS TO DIE FOR 4 (403)
-MOTORMAN KAZOO 2866           5   5  1    21       WORDS TO DIE FOR 4 (403)
 5 3067                        1   0  1    11       3A (423)
 BOWIE 3296                    1   0  1    11       PRESSURE (446)
 DELTA 3036                    1   0  1    11       PHONETIX (420)
 TREE FROG 3303                1   0  1    11       POND SCUM 3 (447)
 ZONE BLITZ 3254               1   0  1    11       BLOODY SUNDAYS (442)
 LORD TRAKANON 3241            1   0  1    11       DRAGONSTORM (440)
 POOCH PUNT 3258               1   0  1    11       BLOODY SUNDAYS (442)
 PRISONER BG21 3263            1   0  1     9       DUNGEON CELL W10A (443)
 JACKSON 3189                  1   0  1     7       THE DUGGARS (435)
 2 3064                        1   0  1     7       3A (423)
 BRAVO 3034                    1   0  1     7       PHONETIX (420)
 RABID FROG 3307               1   0  1     6       POND SCUM 3 (447)
 PORTLY NEPOTIST 3104          1   0  1     6       TO DIE FOR 2 (427)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JEDIDIAH 3190                 1   0  1     6       THE DUGGARS (435)
 STONER 3290                   1   0  1     6       BLOODMASTER II (445)
 6 3068                        1   0  1     4       3A (423)
 JINGER 3185                   1   0  0    11       THE DUGGARS (435)
 COOKER 3300                   1   0  0    11       PRESSURE (446)
 EDISON 3166                   1   0  0    11       SUPER FORCES BG10B (433)
 FINALS 3295                   1   0  0    10       PRESSURE (446)
 NAKED BOOTLET 3259            1   0  0    10       BLOODY SUNDAYS (442)
 BALDIE 3284                   1   0  0    10       BLOODMASTER II (445)
 HOTEL 3040                    1   0  0    10       PHONETIX (420)
 PRISONER BG27 3269            1   0  0    10       DUNGEON CELL W10A (443)
 FOXY NOUN 3107                1   0  0    10       TO DIE FOR 2 (427)
 COFFIN CORNRE 3253            1   0  0    10       BLOODY SUNDAYS (442)
 JANA 3183                     1   0  0    10       THE DUGGARS (435)
 GOLF 3039                     1   0  0    10       PHONETIX (420)
 LORD YELINAK 3235             1   0  0    10       DRAGONSTORM (440)
 COPSEY 3165                   1   0  0    10       SUPER FORCES BG10B (433)
 MIQUEL 3163                   1   0  0    10       SUPER FORCES BG10B (433)
 JULIET 3042                   1   0  0    10       PHONETIX (420)
 PRISONER BG28 3270            1   0  0    10       DUNGEON CELL W10A (443)
 ART 3283                      1   0  0    10       BLOODMASTER II (445)
 FROG SHIV 3312                1   0  0     8       POND SCUM 3 (447)
 PRISONER BG30 3272            1   0  0     8       DUNGEON CELL W10A (443)
 PRISONER BG22 3264            1   0  0     8       DUNGEON CELL W10A (443)
 JOY-ANNA 3252                 1   0  0     6       THE DUGGARS (435)
 FOXTROT 3038                  1   0  0     6       PHONETIX (420)
 NEUTRAL ZONE 3256             1   0  0     6       BLOODY SUNDAYS (442)
 SLOV 3289                     1   0  0     6       BLOODMASTER II (445)
 ZULMA 3172                    1   0  0     6       SUPER FORCES BG10B (433)
 ARDEN 3168                    1   0  0     6       SUPER FORCES BG10B (433)
 TENISHA 3169                  1   0  0     6       SUPER FORCES BG10B (433)
 UNDER 3297                    1   0  0     6       PRESSURE (446)
 VANILLA ICE 3302              1   0  0     6       PRESSURE (446)
 OATMEAL SHINGLE 3108          1   0  0     5       TO DIE FOR 2 (427)
 LARKIN 3285                   1   0  0     5       BLOODMASTER II (445)
 1 3063                        1   0  0     5       3A (423)
 BROKENWING 3240               1   0  0     5       DRAGONSTORM (440)
 ANNELIESE 3170                1   0  0     5       SUPER FORCES BG10B (433)
 7 3069                        1   0  0     5       3A (423)
 QUEEN 3298                    1   0  0     5       PRESSURE (446)
 PJRODIGAL 3288                1   0  0     5       BLOODMASTER II (445)
 JEREMIAH 3191                 1   0  0     3       THE DUGGARS (435)
 JESSA 3184                    0   1  0     1       THE DUGGARS (435)
 PRISONER BG23 3265            0   1  0     1       DUNGEON CELL W10A (443)
 ALETHEA 3171                  0   1  0     1       SUPER FORCES BG10B (433)
 10 3072                       0   1  0     1       3A (423)
 SLIMEY FROG 3305              0   1  0     1       POND SCUM 3 (447)
 8 3070                        0   1  0     1       3A (423)
 LORD NAGAFEN 3236             0   1  0     1       DRAGONSTORM (440)
 3 3065                        0   1  0     1       3A (423)
 JILL 3188                     0   1  0     1       THE DUGGARS (435)
 PEER 3293                     0   1  0     1       PRESSURE (446)
 HUONG 3164                    0   1  0     1       SUPER FORCES BG10B (433)
 LIQUOR FLASHGUN 3111          0   1  0     1       TO DIE FOR 2 (427)
 PRISONER BG26 3268            0   1  0     1       DUNGEON CELL W10A (443)
 PLAYOFFS 3301                 0   1  0     1       PRESSURE (446)
 SETTLED HERMETIC 3110         0   1  0     1       TO DIE FOR 2 (427)
 CHOCOLATE FROG 3310           0   1  0     1       POND SCUM 3 (447)
 4 3066                        0   1  0     1       3A (423)
 INDIA 3041                    0   1  0     1       PHONETIX (420)
 KELLEY 3167                   0   1  0     1       SUPER FORCES BG10B (433)
 FLYING WEDGE 3260             0   1  0     1       BLOODY SUNDAYS (442)
 HAZEL SUBWAY 3105             0   1  0     1       TO DIE FOR 2 (427)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLATTENED FROG 3306           0   1  0     1       POND SCUM 3 (447)
 KESSDONA 3239                 0   1  0     1       DRAGONSTORM (440)
 YELLOW SPOT FROG 3309         0   1  0     1       POND SCUM 3 (447)
 FUMBLEROOSKI 3262             0   1  0     1       BLOODY SUNDAYS (442)
 TIRE 3294                     0   1  0     1       PRESSURE (446)
 WISHBONE 3257                 0   1  0     1       BLOODY SUNDAYS (442)
 JOHANNA 3186                  0   1  0     1       THE DUGGARS (435)
 POPCORN STATION 3103          0   1  0     1       TO DIE FOR 2 (427)
 PSORRY 3287                   0   1  0     1       BLOODMASTER II (445)
 TOPPER 3291                   0   1  0     1       BLOODMASTER II (445)
 ALIMONY MASONRY 3106          0   1  0     1       TO DIE FOR 2 (427)
 LADY VOX 3234                 0   1  0     1       DRAGONSTORM (440)
 PRISONER BG24 3266            0   1  0     1       DUNGEON CELL W10A (443)
 9 3071                        0   1  0     1       3A (423)
 PRISONER BG25 3267            0   1  0     1       DUNGEON CELL W10A (443)
 INANIMATE FROG 3304           0   1  0     1       POND SCUM 3 (447)
 TART FROG 3311                0   1  0     1       POND SCUM 3 (447)
 PRISONER BG29 3271            0   1  0     1       DUNGEON CELL W10A (443)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
POISE 1703              1  5 0 AARP 2 288           OKSANA 1735             6  NOT REVENGED
JOUST 1245              5  1 1 ARCANE ARCADE 244    POOP DECK GUY 1401      6  REVENGED
POINARD 1841            4  4 0 BLADES OF DEATH 302  COW ANUS 1986           8   
RAPIER 1844             3  3 1 BLADES OF DEATH 302  MALIGN 1804             6  NOT REVENGED
CRIMSON 1771            5  3 2 BLOOD WOLVES 295     WES 1757                8   
HAXXOR 1116             6  4 0 BLOODCO 219          MERORIAL DAY MAN 1122  10  NONE
DEMISE 2290             3  3 0 BLOODIER THAN TH 346 KATE 2366               6  REVENGED
PLUNDER 3286            0  1 0 BLOODMASTER II 445   PORTLY NEPOTIST 3104    1   
WALT 3292               0  1 0 BLOODMASTER II 445   6 3068                  1   
DEATH FATE 1808         3  4 1 BLOODY LEGION 298    SCORPYON 1994           7  REVENGED
BLOODY BARGE 2211       1  6 0 BLOODY RANDOMNES 338 BRICK W/A FACE 2362     7   
PREVENT DEFENSE 3261    0  1 0 BLOODY SUNDAYS 442   RABID FROG 3307         1   
RED ZONE 3255           0  1 0 BLOODY SUNDAYS 442   DELTA 3036              1   
SHEEP 1323              3  3 3 BOB'S FARM 251       LEWD CONDUCT 1452       6  REVENGED
THE FINTON MAGE 362     4  2 2 CHEEZEATIN' FAERI 68 OPUS 227                6  REVENGED
SHEEP HEART 1987        5  4 1 CLONES OF TUM II 316 THAT GUY 2017           9  REVENGED
TURK 2368               2  4 1 CLONES' OF TUM 353   SILICONE BOODLE 2188    6  NOT REVENGED
ORANGE PARK 934         3  7 2 COLLEGE RADIO 183    GALAN 963              10   
BUILT TO SPILL 1307     2  4 1 COLLEGE RADIO 2 249  POSSESSION 1451         6  REVENGED
THE COMAS 1309          6  3 3 COLLEGE RADIO 2 249  LANDLUBBER 1405         9  REVENGED
FREIZA 2392             5  3 1 D B Z 356            LEAP YEAR 2402          8   
OX KING 2400            6  3 2 D B Z 356            LEAP YEAR 2402          9   
GOLLUM 2445             3  3 1 DEAD LIKE ME 2 361   BATTLE AXE 2548         6  NOT REVENGED
JOHN CANDY 2441         4  4 2 DEAD LIKE ME 2 361   BATTLE AXE 2548         8   
CHUNK 1625              8  2 2 DEATH BY CHOCOLA 280 HECATE 1559            10   
BLOODY 2052             4  3 0 DEATH LEGION 323     MAGICK 2250             7   
MAIMED 2056             2  5 1 DEATH LEGION 323     @ 2273                  7  REVENGED
YES YOU! 2012           9  1 3 DIE, MOFO, DIE I 319 VENEMOUS CONCUBI       10  NONE
ASHENBACK 3238          0  1 0 DRAGONSTORM 440      TREE FROG 3303          1   
GORENAIRE 3232          0  1 0 DRAGONSTORM 440      2 3064                  1   
PHARA DAR 3233          0  1 0 DRAGONSTORM 440      BOWIE 3296              1   
VISHIMTAR 3237          0  1 0 DRAGONSTORM 440      POOCH PUNT 3258         1   
PRISONER BG22 2713      5  4 2 DUNGEON CELL W09 388 SIZZLING FAJARDO 2958   9   
PRISONER BG30 2721      5  4 1 DUNGEON CELL W09 388 SUPERIOR CRATON 2891    9   
* 2279                  1  5 0 ERRATA 345           WAFFLE HEAD 2076        6  NOT REVENGED
CTTDOA MINOR 1456       5  4 1 FAVORITE FELONIE 264 GANOLUS 1381            9   
HOMOCIDE 1457           1  6 0 FAVORITE FELONIE 264 THE 4400 1493           7   
THE WALL 856            3  3 2 FLOYD'S PINK BRO 167 BOIL SLICIN 863         6  REVENGED
SHARON TONE 2819        3  5 1 FOLK 3 398           PRISONER BG23 2714      8   
TIM PANNI 2820          7  3 1 FOLK 3 398           LONGBOAT BATTER 2863   10  NONE
RAZOR OF ZUWAYZA 1576   1  6 0 FREE BLADE KILLE 275 JOHN 1687               7  REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CARBOMB 1351            6  2 0 FTF THUGS 254        THE BRAVERY 1305        8   
DOA 1350                1  5 1 FTF THUGS 254        RAVEN 1465              6  NOT REVENGED
TOMB RAIDER 910         3  6 0 GAMES I DESIGNED 178 DIVINE JUSTICE 833      9   
MENDOP MINIS 1194       3  3 2 GOLD STAR PHARMA 235 CONAN 1171              6  REVENGED
BRETT EVERETT 109       6  4 3 GRACE'S HOUSE 18     TOO FAR GONE 142       10  NONE
COMPOSITE 2235          1  6 0 GRIMM'S POISON 341   ERUDITE 2075            7   
MALARIA 2551            4  3 0 I FEEL ILL 2 372     ROBERTS 2430            7   
TROUSER REMORSE 2510    3  4 2 I THINK HE'S DEA 367 ATROPHORA ARCUAT 2408   7  REVENGED
HARRY 1683              4  2 3 JOE'S BOYS 286       RIMA 1740               6  NOT REVENGED
CASTING CROWNS 2995     7  1 3 KEYS 2 THE KINGD 416 SON OF A BEECH 2959     8  REVENGED
BURLAP ENTITY 2186      4  4 0 KILLER WORDS F9 336  THE DENTIST 2359        8  REVENGED
GHETTO IONIZER 2183     4  4 3 KILLER WORDS F9 336  SMUG 2258               8   
TELLING BELCH 2182      3  3 2 KILLER WORDS F9 336  AENEMA 2263             6  REVENGED
ELITIST 2261            3  3 1 MANAGERS TRAITS 343  LOSES GREACEFULL 2072   6  REVENGED
BUNNY SLIPPERS 2983     5  1 1 MONTAGE IV 415       DC TALK 2998            6  NONE
LHI 2334                5  3 0 MORE TCS THAN TH 350 SAYONARA 2064           8   
PACK THE PIPE 840       3  3 1 MUSIC TO KILL BY 164 ULTIMATE PAIN 759       6  REVENGED
QUICKSILVER 515         7  3 0 NATURAL BORN KILL 99 STORM 464              10  NONE
MAIN EVENT 1344         2  7 0 NBA STREET 253       BUBBLE BOBBLE 1246      9   
LORD SIXX 52            8  2 2 NIGHT PARADE 6       SLAB O' LAB 198        10  NONE
CRAMP AW 2354           0  7 0 PAIN FACTORY 352     PRISON 2266             7   
DING DONG 1376          2  5 0 PANDA REJECTS 256    WOODSTOCK 1421          7   
LINUS 1420              5  2 1 PEANUTS 261          SOFA KING COLD 1361     7   
OGADI 1694              3  4 2 PHILANTHROPISTS 287  RUEL 1531               7   
ALPHA 3033              0  1 0 PHONETIX 420         ZONE BLITZ 3254         1   
CHARLIE 3035            0  1 0 PHONETIX 420         STONER 3290             1   
ECHO 3037               0  1 0 PHONETIX 420         JACKSON 3189            1   
LIGHT FROG 3308         0  1 0 POND SCUM 3 447      5 3067                  1   
PLATE 3299              0  1 0 PRESSURE 446         LORD TRAKANON 3241      1   
LENA 1733               0  9 0 RUSSKIE DEVUSHKI 291 FEAR MR. ALJAFIR 1571   9   
ANIMA 1301              5  2 0 SANGUINEUS LINGU 248 TIME PILOT 1244         7   
ALFREDO SCRAG 1175      5  2 3 SCRAG IS... 231      RUDE GIRL 1127          7  REVENGED
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 1642     3  6 0 SEA DOGGIES 282      SNATCH 1769             9   
SEA LEGS 1645           6  4 1 SEA DOGGIES 282      AUSTROLOPHITHICU 1699  10   
GANGPLANK RIDER 1400    3  3 0 SEA DOGS 259         HELICOPTER 1348         6  REVENGED
RUDE BOY 1222           3  6 2 SKA ROBOT ARMY 222   O+ 1151                 9   
HAPPY SLASHER 1167      0  6 0 STUPID DM NAMES 230  WHITE WIDOW 1195        6  REVENGED
PLUTO 1758              6  4 1 STYLE 293            CABIN BOY 1648         10   
ATROPHORA ARCUAT 2408   4  4 1 SUPERIOR FORCES  357 ZOMBIE HISS 2506        8  REVENGED
FROST 1715              2  4 0 SUPERIOR FORCES  289 NUTRAGEOUS 1623         6  NOT REVENGED
SIZZLE 1713             7  3 2 SUPERIOR FORCES  289 BIG FING COOKIES 1604  10  NONE
DEADER 1230             7  3 0 TEAM DEAD 242        CHICKEN 1325           10   
BANNOR 1530             5  2 0 THE BLOODGUARD 2 271 PYGMY WHALER 1643       7  REVENGED
DOAR 1535               5  4 0 THE BLOODGUARD 2 271 BACKUP ANCHOR 1649      9  REVENGED
MORIN 1536              4  4 0 THE BLOODGUARD 2 271 NUTRAGEOUS 1623         8   
JENNIFER 3187           0  1 0 THE DUGGARS 435      BRAVO 3034              1   
APOCALYPSE 472          7  3 2 THE END 90           SUCCUBUS 658           10  NONE
APOLLO 1564             1  6 0 THE GREEK GODS 274   HECATE 1559             7   
HERMES 1567             2  4 2 THE GREEK GODS 274   SEA LEGS 1645           6  REVENGED
HEADSMAN 1766           7  1 3 THE INQUISITION 294  HECATE 1559             8   
DART 1995               2  8 2 THE MERCS 317        DURCH 1892             10   
BASTION 2251            3  6 1 THE MOATHERSHIP  342 CURTAIN CALL 2150       9   
THE BUG 2246            6  4 1 THE MOATHERSHIP  342 SLOODY SULKY 2209      10  NONE
SOFA KING HOT 1360      7  2 3 THE SOFA KINGS 255   ROLLING THUNDER 1240    9   
SOFA KING WEAK 1365     5  4 1 THE SOFA KINGS 255   RAVEN 1465              9   
ULTIMATE FURY 756       7  2 2 THE ULTIMATES 148    FIRE STORM 831          9   
LOSES GREACEFULL 2072   6  2 1 THINGS MANALGER  325 OBNOXIOUS 2253          8   
BRANDY 2311             3  4 2 THIRSTY THUGS FT 348 RIOTOUS BURR 2187       7   
KARINA 2309             3  3 1 THIRSTY THUGS FT 348 STINKY 2264             6  NOT REVENGED
BUBONIC PLAGUE 2351     7  2 3 THIS SUCKS 351       BRUISED 2053            9  REVENGED
DONGLE SQUAWKER 3112    0  1 0 TO DIE FOR 2 427     JEDIDIAH 3190           1   
EVASIVE PIERCING 3109   0  1 0 TO DIE FOR 2 427     PRISONER BG21 3263      1   
CRISPY 875              5  3 0 TOAST 171            ULTIMATE PAIN 759       8   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AENEMA 2263             4  5 3 TOOLS OF DEATH 344   ERUDITE 2075            9  REVENGED
BREEDAN 900             2  4 1 UNFORGIVEN 176       ALIENS PREDATOR 908     6  NOT REVENGED
KAYCEE 766              5  3 1 WATCHERS 150         DIXIE NORMUS 838        8  REVENGED
CHECK YOUR POCKE 2340   6  1 1 WHERE'S MY LIGHT 347 SOBER 2268              7  REVENGED
IN THE ROOM 2295        3  4 2 WHERE'S MY LIGHT 347 WAFFLE HEAD 2076        7   
POT ROAST 1953          2  5 1 WHERE'S THE BEEF 313 BAM BAM 1838            7   
PIG EARS 1916           3  3 1 WHY SELL THIS? 309   CEDARSON 1970           6  NOT REVENGED
ANTIHERO ARTIE 2868     4  3 2 WORDS TO DIE FOR 403 PRISONER BG21 2712      7   
LIME LASS 2867          4  2 1 WORDS TO DIE FOR 403 PRISONER BG22 2713      6  NONE
COMEUPPANCE 2146        5  5 2 YOUR DENOUEMENT 332  HAZE 2244              10   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ALPHA was butchered by ZONE BLITZ in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BRAVO dispatched JENNIFER in a exciting 3 minute gory beginner's battle.
CHARLIE was dispatched by STONER in a 1 minute amateur's brawl.
DELTA assassinated RED ZONE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ECHO was barely slain by JACKSON in a popular 5 minute bloody beginner's brawl.
FOXTROT narrowly defeated 3 in a 5 minute gory amateur's brawl.
GOLF handily defeated POPCORN STATION in a 1 minute uneven melee.
HOTEL vanquished WISHBONE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
INDIA was vanquished by PRISONER BG28 in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JULIET overpowered HAZEL SUBWAY in a 1 minute uneven match.
1 luckily beat HUONG in a 2 minute brutal novice's fight.
2 viciously butchered GORENAIRE in a 5 minute brutal amateur's conflict.
4 was subdued by LARKIN in a 1 minute novice's brawl.
5 easily killed LIGHT FROG in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
6 dispatched WALT in a crowd boring 10 minute amateur's bout.
7 unbelievably bested JESSA in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody amateur's bout.
8 was defeated by OATMEAL SHINGLE in a 3 minute novice's bout.
9 was beaten by QUEEN in a 1 minute novice's bout.
10 was defeated by PRISONER BG30 in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory amateur's conflict.
PORTLY NEPOTIST slew PLUNDER in a 1 minute novice's duel.
ALIMONY MASONRY was overpowered by BALDIE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
FOXY NOUN handily defeated PRISONER BG25 in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
EVASIVE PIERCING was savagely slain by PRISONER BG21 in a 3 minute novice's fight.
SETTLED HERMETIC was overpowered by EDISON in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
LIQUOR FLASHGUN slimly lost to ANNELIESE in a 4 minute beginner's bout.
DONGLE SQUAWKER was unbelievably slain by JEDIDIAH in a 8 minute beginner's bout.
MIQUEL vanquished PSORRY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
COPSEY overpowered KESSDONA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KELLEY was defeated by BROKENWING in a 1 minute novice's match.
ARDEN narrowly defeated LORD NAGAFEN in a 4 minute brutal novice's fight.
TENISHA beat JILL in a 2 minute novice's fray.
ALETHEA was unbelievably bested by PJRODIGAL in a 8 minute novice's duel.
ZULMA savagely defeated PEER in a 4 minute gruesome novice's struggle.
JANA overpowered TIRE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JINGER handily defeated FLATTENED FROG in a 1 minute uneven match.
JOHANNA was overpowered by NAKED BOOTLET in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JEREMIAH outlasted PRISONER BG29 in a unpopular 24 minute novice's competition.
PHARA DAR was slaughtered by BOWIE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LADY VOX was demolished by PRISONER BG27 in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LORD YELINAK devastated TART FROG in a 1 minute mismatched match.
VISHIMTAR was slaughtered by POOCH PUNT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ASHENBACK was butchered by TREE FROG in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LORD TRAKANON easily killed PLATE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JOY-ANNA narrowly defeated SLIMEY FROG in a popular 6 minute novice's fight.
COFFIN CORNRE vanquished PRISONER BG24 in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
NEUTRAL ZONE savagely defeated CHOCOLATE FROG in a 2 minute beginner's competition.
FLYING WEDGE was demolished by ART in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PREVENT DEFENSE was killed by RABID FROG in a 1 minute novice's battle.
FUMBLEROOSKI was savagely defeated by FROG SHIV in a 3 minute amateur's conflict.
PRISONER BG22 bested YELLOW SPOT FROG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute novice's battle.
PRISONER BG23 was outlasted by VANILLA ICE in a exciting 7 minute novice's brawl.
PRISONER BG26 was bested by UNDER in a 2 minute novice's bout.
SLOV slimly won victory over PLAYOFFS in a 2 minute gory novice's struggle.
TOPPER was devastated by COOKER in a 1 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
FINALS overpowered INANIMATE FROG in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      11         AIMED BLOW         8 -   3 -  3      73  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   3 -  3      73  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   5 -  2      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   5 -  2      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     11         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   6 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    11         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   6 -  1      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   6 -  2      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   11         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   9 -  0      18  |

Turn   1 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         8 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  6         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     8 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  6         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  6         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  5     TOTAL PARRY        4 -  7         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  9         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     5 3067                      1   0  1   11 3A (423)
AIMED BLOW       BOWIE 3296                  1   0  1   11 PRESSURE (446)
PARRY-LUNGE      DELTA 3036                  1   0  1   11 PHONETIX (420)
STRIKING ATTACK  TREE FROG 3303              1   0  1   11 POND SCUM 3 (447)
BASHING ATTACK   ZONE BLITZ 3254             1   0  1   11 BLOODY SUNDAYS (442)
LUNGING ATTACK   LORD TRAKANON 3241          1   0  1   11 DRAGONSTORM (440)
WALL OF STEEL    JEDIDIAH 3190               1   0  1    6 THE DUGGARS (435)
SLASHING ATTACK  JINGER 3185                 1   0  0   11 THE DUGGARS (435)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ARDEN 3168                  1   0  0    6 SUPER FORCES BG10B (433)
TOTAL PARRY      VANILLA ICE 3302            1   0  0    6 PRESSURE (446)

The overall popularity leader is JESSA 3184.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
JESSA 3184.  The ten other most popular fighters were DONGLE SQUAWKER 3112, PRISONER 
BG23 3265, ALETHEA 3171, PRISONER BG30 3272, FROG SHIV 3312, JENNIFER 3187, PRISONER 
BG21 3263, PRISONER BG22 3264, ECHO 3037, and 10 3072.

The least popular fighter this week was PRISONER BG29 3271.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JEREMIAH 3191, WALT 3292, 6 3068, INANIMATE FROG 3304, TOPPER 
3291, YELLOW SPOT FROG 3309, FUMBLEROOSKI 3262, PREVENT DEFENSE 3261, PRISONER BG24 
3266, and PLATE 3299.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLVIII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MARCIANO 1446 (39-37-6)                2  3  0         THE CREAM 3          

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SCRAG 1173 (25-14-4)                   0  2  0         SCRAG IS...          

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NASTY RASH 2347 (26-26-4)              3  3  0         THIS SUCKS           

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THREE BLIND WEISS 2961 (21-9-4)        4  3  0         BOOMERISMS           
WASP 1335 (14-22-3)                    0  2  0         SUPERIOR FORCES BG2  

                          SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN CLEVELAND!

Our summer FTF will be an eastern one this time, located in Cleveland, Ohio  on July 
17-19, 2009.  It will be held at the Holiday Inn in Strongsville, OH, at 15471 
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well.  The rooms are blocked--ask for the "Reality Simulations" room block.  There are 
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The tournament information sheet will be out imminently.  We hope you're all looking 
forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 15 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                     WHITE THUNDER (4-6040) TRIBAL COUNCIL  (120) 
                       SISONGOEN (12-5168) LUROCIANS IV  (438) 
                JUMPINJACK FLASH (13-5143) PERFECTION QUEST 13  (527) 
                  HARD DAYS KNIGHT (38-2369) BUBBA LOVES CHESS  (193) 
                     POWDERED SOAP (82-2837) MY BUTT HURTS  (392) 
                    HICHAM (82-18389) SUPERIOR FORCES 1306  (2829) 
                    DEADLA (82-20623) SUPERIOR FORCES 3201  (2263) 
                  CLEVELAND STEAMER (82-25002) OHIO EXPRESS  (3993) 
                   YELLOW POST-IT (82-26131) WORK WITH THIS  (4213) 
                  CHARLOTTE (82-29266) SUPERIOR FORCES 3402  (4771) 
                    YELLOW BRICK TOAD (82-32755) 12/19/04J  (5407) 
                    SOULSNARE (82-37248) OBLIVION CLEAVERS  (6167) 
                      MARV (82-41424) 4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS  (6915) 
                   KAORU MOTO (82-48418) MEDAL OF HONOR AA1  (2722) 
                       RENTAL PERMIT (82-51256) 101607C  (8628) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                                  Daydream Believer

You once thought of me,
As a white knight on a steed.
Now you know how happy I can be...

It's true.  I'm gone.  I've punched my ticket to Immortality and I'm off to the Isle.
I know a lot of you are wondering what it is about me that has made me so successful.
I wish I knew for sure.  I think it has more to do with intangibles (knack) than it
does with design, bonuses and favorites.  I'll let you decide.

Daydream Believer (PR) 17-14-4-17-7-8-17  Poor Endurance--Good Damage
I -- 8 (+1)  R -- 13  A -- 14 (+4)  P -- 14 (+4)  Df - 8  Dc - 6 (+3)

I know what you're thinking, "WTF, that guy looks like a 98 lb weakling!"  Sigh...I
prefer to think my physical characteristics are ideally suited for a finesse style.
As for my bases, I know they aren't much to look at.  After all, I am a PR.  I'm
fortunate to be blessed where I need it the most--attack and parry.

Okay, so I've got nice bases with bonuses in the right spots.  What about favorites?
Did I know them in advance or did I change them?  The answer is no, I had no idea
what they were for sure until I recieved my graduation announcement.  I would be
happy to tell you what my favorites are but I don't think my clone, Jumpinjack Flash,
would be very happy with me if I did.  Let's just say that from the moment I stepped
on the sands as a Rookie I used the same strategy in EVERY fight.  The only thing I
ever changed was armor (early on vs. TP's) and attack/defend locations.  That should
give those of you who have faced me more than once something to think about.

You may be interested to know that I am all natural.  I haven't had a prize of any
type used on me.  I'm a freak of nature.  It just goes to show you never know when a
guy like me will walk into your guildhouse looking for work as a gladiator.  It's up
to you to spot the potential and nuture it along.

I'm going to list my tourney results and records versus each style.  It isn't meant
to be a brag--I just thought you might find it interesting and a lot easier than
looking it up yourself.  Enjoy!
     Tourneys:  Rookies: 15-1-3 TC.  Initiates: 15-3-3 TV.  Adepts: 16-2 TC.
Champs: 13-1-1 TC.  Rookies--Champs record: 59-7-7 (.894)  Challengers: 9-3 TV.
Challengers: 15-1-1 TC.
 
Challengers: 13-3 TV -- Runner-up (Marv-AB)  Challengers: 13-3 TV -- Runner-up
(Teevella-LU)  Challengers: 7-3  Challengers: 11-3-2 TV  Challengers: 11-3-1 TV
 Challengers: 13-3 TV -- Runner-up (Marv-AB)

Challengers: 12-3 TV.  Challengers record: 104-25-4 (.806).  Career Tourney record:
163-32-11 (.836)  TC's: 4  TVs: 8 (3 Runner-ups)  Arena record: 5-0-1  Grudge
matches: 3-0

Total record: 171-32-12 (.842)  Tourney record vs all styles:  AB: 7-11  BA: 6-0-1
LU: 46-9-4  PL: 5-1-1  PR: 2-0  PS: ---  SL: 9-2  ST: 51-5-2  TP: 35-4-3  WS: 2-0

As you can see, the only style I had trouble with is the ABs.  I think that has more
to do with which ABs I fought rather than the style as a whole.  I was 3-1 vs ABs
early on (Rookies-Champs) and 4-10 in Challengers.  I was 1-5 vs Marv, 0-1 vs Marv Jr
and 0-3 vs Soulsnare.  I am going to make an educated guess and assume they all had
skills or prizes added to them to make them competetive at the Challenger level where
so few ABs are.  I could be wrong, though I doubt it.

See you on the Isle,
    Daydream Believer

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