DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

	Date   : 12/22/1997    Duedate: 01/03/1998

	SOUTH RIDGE ARENA

	DM-99    TURN-9

	The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DEATH BI... (364)         44  33 15 57.1   1/ 2 OF WOLF & MAN 2 (367)     9  6 4
 2/ 2 OF WOLF & MAN 2 (367)     30  30 15 50.0   2/ 6 DEATH BI... (364)        11 12 3
 3/ 3 KILL THEM ALL! M2 (351)   46  20 13 69.7   3/ 1 KILL THEM ALL! M2 (351)   8  8 3
 4/ 4 SUPER FORCES BG10D (356)  30  25  9 54.5   4/ 4 STUPID WOW NAMES 2 (348)  8  5 2
 5/ 5 ZOMBIE SQUAD (337)        36  33  9 52.2   5/ 5 SUPER FORCES BG10D (356)  8  7 2
 6/ 6 SHEWISH BUFFET (332)      20  25  9 44.4   6/ 3 TESTIFY (372)             8  7 1
 7/ 7 STUPID WOW NAMES 2 (348)  37  18  8 67.3   7/10 KIWI CONNECTION 2 (355)   6  0 1
 8/ 8 FICTITIOUS PULP (334)     17  34  8 33.3   8/ 7 SHEWISH BUFFET (332)      4  3 1
 9/ 9 DERANGED 8 (343)          33  15  7 68.8   9/12 ON THE ROCKS (341)       11  8 0
10/10 TESTIFY (372)             26  30  7 46.4  10/13 WORLD CUP 2010 (370)      8  1 0
11/11 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (345)   21  28  7 42.9  11/ 8 ZOMBIE SQUAD (337)        8  9 0
12/12 AT THE ZOO (369)          29  15  6 65.9  12/14 DERANGED 8 (343)          7  2 0
13/13 ON THE ROCKS (341)        45  21  4 68.2  13/15 AT THE ZOO (369)          4  2 0
14-14 DON'T DROP THE SOA (346)   9  25  4 26.5  14/ 9 PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (345)   4  5 0
15/15 KIWI CONNECTION 2 (355)   26  15  3 63.4  15/17 GROVE REAVERS (333)       2  1 0
16/16 WORLD CUP 2010 (370)      22  16  3 57.9  16/11 FICTITIOUS PULP (334)     2  6 0
17/17 BLOODY TOOLS (339)        17  32  3 34.7  17/18 BLOODY TOOLS (339)        1  6 0
18/18 FUTBALL (368)             11  35  3 23.9  18/19 FUTBALL (368)             1  7 0
19/19 GROVE REAVERS (333)        9  19  2 32.1  19/16 THEY TOO (361)            1  8 0
20/20 THEY TOO (361)            11  39  2 22.0  20-20 DON'T DROP THE SOA (346)  0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIMOTHY 2535                  7   2  4    61       TESTIFY (372)
 MASTINA 2481                  7   2  4    60       OF WOLF & MAN 2 (367)
 CATNIP BASTARD 2320           7   2  3    58       KILL THEM ALL! M2 (351)
 KHANJADEVA 2368               6   3  3    44       SUPER FORCES BG10D (356)
 PAPER CUT 2455                5   4  3    59       DEATH BI... (364)
 STEVE ORKEL 2288              9   0  2    92       STUPID WOW NAMES 2 (348)
 BULBOUS EGGHEAD 2322          8   1  2    85       KILL THEM ALL! M2 (351)
 GNOMERCY 2287                 7   2  2    53       STUPID WOW NAMES 2 (348)
 ANTON CHIGURH 2243            7   2  2    48       DERANGED 8 (343)
 OLIVE PIT 2454                7   2  2    45       DEATH BI... (364)
 DAWN 2176                     7   2  2    31       ZOMBIE SQUAD (337)
 MARKAS 2479                   6   3  2    59       OF WOLF & MAN 2 (367)
 VICTRATA 2484                 6   3  2    57       OF WOLF & MAN 2 (367)
 OPRAHWINDFURY 2296            6   3  2    34       STUPID WOW NAMES 2 (348)
 WAXING 2451                   6   3  2    32       DEATH BI... (364)
 SPOON 2452                    5   4  2    40       DEATH BI... (364)
 BAKED CONVINCIA 2128          4   5  2    30       SHEWISH BUFFET (332)
 JIMMY 2149                    4   5  2    25       FICTITIOUS PULP (334)
 KNOPFLER 2220                 4   5  2    19       ON THE ROCKS (341)
 MANCHESTER CITY 2497          4   5  2    19       FUTBALL (368)
 THE GIMP 2152                 3   6  2    17       FICTITIOUS PULP (334)
 JAMEAK 2482                   2   7  2    15       OF WOLF & MAN 2 (367)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHEW 2358                     8   1  1   108       KIWI CONNECTION 2 (355)
 CHRIS KELLER 2237             8   1  1    41       DERANGED 8 (343)
 PAGE 2221                     8   1  1    27       ON THE ROCKS (341)
 BARITONE TURKEY 2327          7   2  1    70       KILL THEM ALL! M2 (351)
 CLOVIS 2258                   7   2  1    69       PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (345)
 BLACK STARS 2517              7   2  1    30       WORLD CUP 2010 (370)
 NIGHTBRINGER 2180             7   2  1    28       ZOMBIE SQUAD (337)
 SMELLY SKUNK 2503             7   2  1    26       AT THE ZOO (369)
 UNDEAD OGRE 2318              6   3  1    80       KILL THEM ALL! M2 (351)
 MATING PORCUPINE 2501         6   3  1    44       AT THE ZOO (369)
 LES BLEUS 2514                6   3  1    35       WORLD CUP 2010 (370)
 TURKEY BASTER 2453            6   3  1    24       DEATH BI... (364)
 SCHLIP 2137                   5   4  1    35       GROVE REAVERS (333)
 MARK 2529                     5   4  1    33       TESTIFY (372)
 BOREDOM 2450                  5   4  1    27       DEATH BI... (364)
 TRATORN 2478                  4   5  1    28       OF WOLF & MAN 2 (367)
 HETFIELD 2178                 4   5  1    19       ZOMBIE SQUAD (337)
 VELUSAMANNA 2369              4   5  1    18       SUPER FORCES BG10D (356)
 SPONGE 2448                   3   6  1    25       DEATH BI... (364)
 LUKE 2530                     2   7  1    22       TESTIFY (372)
 HEMOSTAT 2226                 2   7  1    14       BLOODY TOOLS (339)
 BECK 2222                     9   0  0    34       ON THE ROCKS (341)
 VUVUZELA 2508                 8   1  0    52       WORLD CUP 2010 (370)
 PHUSSADEVA 2377               7   2  0    51       SUPER FORCES BG10D (356)
 MANLY 2366                    7   2  0    46       KIWI CONNECTION 2 (355)
 HANNIBAL LECTER 2244          7   2  0    26       DERANGED 8 (343)
 PERRY 2224                    7   2  0    23       ON THE ROCKS (341)
 FRIPP 2223                    6   3  0    21       ON THE ROCKS (341)
 STEELE 2225                   5   4  0    29       ON THE ROCKS (341)
 BIGTOP 2427                   5   4  0    19       THEY TOO (361)
 THERAPUTTHABHYA 2371          4   5  0    25       SUPER FORCES BG10D (356)
 AUSTRALOPITHICUS 2263         4   5  0    17       PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (345)
 KARNHORN KABOB 2131           3   6  0    37       SHEWISH BUFFET (332)
 PETER 2536                    3   6  0    19       TESTIFY (372)
 TREEHUGGER 2262               2   7  0    31       PHILANTHROPISTS 2 (345)
 SPAWN 2181                    2   7  0    28       ZOMBIE SQUAD (337)
 EXTRACTOR 2198                2   7  0    23       BLOODY TOOLS (339)
 CRAB 2419                     2   7  0    21       THEY TOO (361)
 FRANCE 2495                   2   7  0    20       FUTBALL (368)
 GAMBIT 2182                   2   7  0    17       ZOMBIE SQUAD (337)
 FROST 2426                    1   8  0    21       THEY TOO (361)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FLYING SQUIRELL 840     5  5 1 0H NO! 163           BLOOD WURST 663        10  NONE
IRONHEAD LEE 1583       5  5 3 ALIEN ABDUCTION 278  MIXED NUTS 1649        10   
MY BUTT HURTS 1582      7  3 2 ALIEN ABDUCTION 278  COKE CAN 1648          10   
SIGNS 1589              2  8 1 ALIEN ABDUCTION 278  PRISONER BG15 1624     10   
THE 4400 1588           3  3 1 ALIEN ABDUCTION 278  CHRIS KELLER 1440       6  NOT REVENGED
UNSUNG 1393             4  5 3 ARCANE ALL-STARS 259 DEATHS STINK 1286       9   
HOT TUB TALON 1147      5  4 4 ARCANE SKI DAY 226   TURNCOAT 1178           9   
AWKWARD ANTELOPE 2499   4  1 1 AT THE ZOO 369       STEVE ORKEL 2288        5  NOT REVENGED
HORNED HIPPO 2498       4  2 1 AT THE ZOO 369       CLOVIS 2258             6   
COSTNER 2021            4  5 2 BADDER ACTORS 321    PRISONER BG21 2023      9   
RASBERRY BERE 1290      1  5 0 BERMANISMS 249       TEDDY ROOSEVELT 1269    6  NOT REVENGED
FORCEP FRANK 2200       3  4 0 BLOODY TOOLS 339     TOTEMKHAMEN 2295        7   
RIB SHEAR ROD 2205      2  3 2 BLOODY TOOLS 339     SMELLY SKUNK 2503       5  NOT REVENGED
TREPHINE 2199           2  3 0 BLOODY TOOLS 339     JAMEAK 2482             5  REVENGED
KEY CARD 1414           1  5 0 BS 261               CAVEMAN REJOICE 1399    6  NOT REVENGED
LEMON HEAD 875          3  4 1 CANDY 171            MUMBAR LUMBAR 1033      7   
MR TESTOSTERONE 379     5  5 3 CHAOS ENGINE 72      KUNG-FU MASTER         10  NONE
PERCY QUIN 01 1137      4  3 0 CLONEMASTERS 224     D IS FOR DISEASE 1156   7   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GRAVEL 2456             5  3 1 DEATH BI... 364      VICTRATA 2484           8   
SARDINES 2449           2  3 2 DEATH BI... 364      LABHIYAVASABHA 2376     5  NONE
JASON VOORHEES 2242     4  2 0 DERANGED 8 343       DAWN 2176               6   
CHARLENE MITCHEL 2273   2  3 1 DON'T DROP THE S 346 PAGE 2221               5  NOT REVENGED
CLIFF BARNES 2269       3  5 1 DON'T DROP THE S 346 BAKED CONVINCIA 2128    8   
SAMMY JO 2268           2  6 2 DON'T DROP THE S 346 OPRAHWINDFURY 2296      8   
LITTEL BUDDY 1937       4  5 3 DONE TO DEATH 313    LUGNUT 1974             9   
MATURE BARAK 1940       6  3 3 DONE TO DEATH 313    ZONED POSTMAN 1571      9  NONE
SODIUM PIE 1485         4  3 2 ELEMENTAL 4 268      PRISONER BG14 1623      7   
EVIL 1 1022             5  2 2 EVIL 201             ZOMBIE 852              7   
MARCELLUS 2154          2  3 2 FICTITIOUS PULP 334  WAXING 2451             5  NOT REVENGED
VINCENT 2146            4  4 1 FICTITIOUS PULP 334  KHANJADEVA 2368         8   
KEEP DREAMIN BUD 1781   5  3 1 FLAME TO MOTH 297    PESTILENCE 1525         8   
VIKI THE VIXON 1773     4  6 0 FLAME TO MOTH 297    HOPELESSNESS 1529      10   
INTER MILAN 2490        1  5 0 FUTBALL 368          TIMOTHY 2535            6   
MANCHESTER U 2488       2  6 1 FUTBALL 368          LUKE 2530               8   
MEADE 46                4  6 1 GETTYSBURG 5         MIGUEL INDURAIN 208    10  NONE
GUARDIAN 1013           5  2 1 GONNA WATCH YOU  199 SLOBBERNOCKER 943       7   
ODIN 1014               0  6 0 GONNA WATCH YOU  199 CERVICAL THRILLE 1032   6  NOT REVENGED
WHO 1162                1  6 0 JOURNALISM 101 229   LETSSMOKETHELIFT 1150   7   
GLORIOUS TRAITOR 2325   4  1 1 KILL THEM ALL! M 351 HEMLOCK 2177            5  REVENGED
LEGLESS EARL 2324       5  2 1 KILL THEM ALL! M 351 PAPER CUT 2455          7  JUST REVENGED
NUBILE HOMBRE 2321      4  5 2 KILL THEM ALL! M 351 MASTINA 2481            9   
GROOVY RAZE 1324        5  1 2 KILLER WORDS M2 252  CHOLERA 1409            6  NOT REVENGED
TOBY 2365               3  2 0 KIWI CONNECTION  355 CATNIP BASTARD 2320     5  NOT REVENGED
DYOBG SL 1652           4  4 2 KULLUMBO'S KIDS 285  PRISONER BG19 1628      8  REVENGED
JAMES REESE 1731        3  3 2 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 292 PRISONER BG14 1623      6  REVENGED
JOSE VALDEZ 1954        4  3 2 MEDALS OF HONOR  315 LUGNUT 1974             7   
PSEUDOBRAZ 291          4  6 1 NASCAR 54            SALLY ANNE 250         10  NONE
MARMITA 2485            2  3 2 OF WOLF & MAN 2 367  BARITONE TURKEY 2327    5  NOT REVENGED
PRIDE 1979              7  2 1 OF WOLF & MAN? 317   GEORGE PETERSON 1962    9   
DARRELL 2219            5  2 1 ON THE ROCKS 341     GRAVEL 2456             7  NONE
CURSES 1213             1  5 0 ONIONS IT IS 2 239   D IS FOR DISEASE 1156   6  NOT REVENGED
STRIKE TUM 1386         3  4 0 OUT OF TIME 258      ABRAHAM LINCOLN 1272    7   
BJARNE RIIS 204         6  4 4 PELOTON 37           ARMALIAS SKYHAWK 103   10  NONE
FLAMING GERBIL 938      6  4 2 PHILLY03 184         TALON 982              10   
DON MAGIC JUAN 576      5  5 5 PLAYZ BALL 111       THE MACK 804           10  NONE
TEDDY TOURETTE 1119     6  4 1 PSUDDENLY PSCHIZ 220 DANNY TENAGLIA 1129    10   
RODEKI BOLOGNESE 2132   3  4 2 SHEWISH BUFFET 332   KHANJADEVA 2368         7   
CLAVICLE THRILLE 1184   1  9 0 SKELETON CREW 233    SH... HOLE! 1158       10   
HABEUS CORPUS 2293      4  3 0 STUPID WOW NAMES 348 NUBILE HOMBRE 2321      7   
TOTEMKHAMEN 2295        5  4 1 STUPID WOW NAMES 348 SPOON 2452              9   
PENELOPE 1995           5  3 3 SUPE FORCES 09-4 319 PRISONER BG 22 2024     8   
GOTAYIMBARA 2372        2  5 1 SUPER FORCES BG1 356 MASTINA 2481            7   
LABHIYAVASABHA 2376     7  1 4 SUPER FORCES BG1 356 BULBOUS EGGHEAD 2322    8   
SUPERIOR SK8R 1070      3  4 0 SUPERIOR FORCE I 210 IKUS 5 861              7   
USPIWF 1360             2  4 1 SUPERIOR FORCES  256 SHADOWBLADE 1369        6  NOT REVENGED
MAYHEM 1520             3  3 1 TEAM CARNAGE 2 272   TARANEIA 1758           6  NOT REVENGED
JAMES 2534              2  5 1 TESTIFY 372          VICTRATA 2484           7   
MATTHEW 2528            6  2 0 TESTIFY 372          UNDEAD OGRE 2318        8   
DEATH 524               2  4 0 THE HORSEMEN 100     SAMHAIN 483             6  REVENGED
CHIEF BOOT KNOCKA 598   5  5 2 THE MIX-A-LOT CR 115 BIG LEX 579            10  NONE
CIMBA 2420              0  6 0 THEY TOO 361         JIMMY 2149              6  REVENGED
DISPOSL 2425            2  4 2 THEY TOO 361         TRATORN 2478            6   
PAPER BAG 1234          4  3 2 THINGS IN MY CAR 243 INSIDER 1180            7   
ETERNAL GEM 1378        2  7 1 TOMBSTONES 257       DEATHS COOKIES 1285     9   
SAMHAIN 483             2  8 1 WHEEL OF THE YEAR 92 PTOLEMY 539            10  NONE
COSTS TOO MUCH 1049     1  7 0 WHY NOT? 206         CONSCIENCE 992          8   
I'M LAZY 1048           2  4 0 WHY NOT? 206         FLOYD 981               6  NOT REVENGED
JOHNNY B. 93            6  4 5 WINDY CITY WARRIO 14 ENGLISH BULLDOG 175    10  NONE
EINSTEIN 268            3  3 0 WISDUMB 49           STEPPED IN 12 BUC 320   6  REVENGED
SLUSHY SPITTOON 1569    4  4 2 WORDS TO DIE FOR 276 PRISONER BG15 1624      8   
XENON CORONARY 1577     1  8 1 WORDS TO DIE FOR 277 DEAD DON 2053           9   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HEMLOCK 2177            3  3 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD 337     BULBOUS EGGHEAD 2322    6   
KOBAYASHI 2183          6  2 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD 337     CHEW 2358               8   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BULBOUS EGGHEAD was devastated by CHEW in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
PAPER CUT was demolished by UNDEAD OGRE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
STEVE ORKEL overpowered VICTRATA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CLOVIS devastated MARK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BARITONE TURKEY demolished OLIVE PIT in a 3 minute mismatched competition.
VUVUZELA devastated EXTRACTOR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
NUBILE HOMBRE was easily killed by MASTINA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SCHLIP was unbelievably bested by CHRIS KELLER in a action packed 3 minute duel.
DAWN lost to MATING PORCUPINE in a 2 minute fight.
MARKAS viciously subdued KHANJADEVA in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
LES BLEUS was overpowered by CATNIP BASTARD in a 2 minute gory one-sided melee.
MANLY savagely defeated TREEHUGGER in a crowd pleasing 8 minute bloody match.
TIMOTHY devastated WAXING in a 1 minute bloody one-sided battle.
GNOMERCY overpowered STEELE in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
THERAPUTTHABHYA slimly lost to BECK in a unpopular 17 minute gruesome bout.
ANTON CHIGURH handily defeated FRANCE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PHUSSADEVA devastated CRAB in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SPOON savagely slew TOTEMKHAMEN in a exciting 9 minute brutal match.
TURKEY BASTER was narrowly defeated by OPRAHWINDFURY in a 8 minute bloody fight.
KNOPFLER was devastated by KARNHORN KABOB in a 2 minute gory one-sided contest.
GAMBIT slimly lost to BOREDOM in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
BAKED CONVINCIA unbelievably bested FROST in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory fray.
BLACK STARS luckily beat MANCHESTER CITY in a slow 7 minute fight.
VELUSAMANNA was viciously subdued by SPONGE in a 2 minute gory match.
AUSTRALOPITHICUS lost to JIMMY in a 1 minute fight.
HANNIBAL LECTER savagely defeated HEMOSTAT in a 6 minute gruesome match.
BIGTOP was savagely defeated by SPAWN in a action packed 10 minute gory duel.
PERRY unbelievably bested JAMEAK in a unpopular 8 minute gruesome bout.
FRIPP savagely defeated THE GIMP in a 7 minute gory fight.
PAGE unbelievably bested PETER in a popular 8 minute brutal fray.
NIGHTBRINGER luckily beat LUKE in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
TRATORN overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a monotonous 4 minute uneven bout.
HETFIELD was outwaited by SMELLY SKUNK in a popular 8 minute bloody duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS         
|FIGHTING STYLE         NUMBER OF FIGHTS    FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K    PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                     0           AIMED BLOW         0 -   0 -  0       0.00|
|BASHING ATTACK                 0           BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0.00|
|LUNGING ATTACK                 0           LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0.00|
|PARRY-LUNGE                    0           PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0.00|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                  0           PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0.00|
|PARRY-STRIKE                   0           PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0.00|
|SLASHING ATTACK                0           SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0.00|
|STRIKING ATTACK                0           STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0.00|
|TOTAL PARRY                    0           TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0.00|
|WALL OF STEEL                  0           WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0.00|

Turn   9 was great if you     not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

                              AIMED BLOW         0 -  0     2  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0     2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0     2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                              TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  TIMOTHY 2535                7   2  4   61 TESTIFY (372)             
STRIKING ATTACK  MASTINA 2481                7   2  4   60 OF WOLF & MAN 2 (367)     
TOTAL PARRY      KHANJADEVA 2368             6   3  3   44 SUPER FORCES BG10D (356)  
BASHING ATTACK   STEVE ORKEL 2288            9   0  2   92 STUPID WOW NAMES 2 (348)  
LUNGING ATTACK   BULBOUS EGGHEAD 2322        8   1  2   85 KILL THEM ALL! M2 (351)   
AIMED BLOW       GNOMERCY 2287               7   2  2   53 STUPID WOW NAMES 2 (348)  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or above.

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