DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

	Date   : 07/13/2012    Duedate: 07/14/2012

	SYVYN'S HILL ARENA

	DM-98    TURN-1

	The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 BLAME IT ON DWAYNE (410)   7   3  5 70.0   1/ 0 BLAME IT ON DWAYNE (410)  7  3 5
 2/ 0 PHONOPHONIC (429)          8   2  4 80.0   2/ 0 PHONOPHONIC (429)         8  2 4
 3/ 0 TRIBUTE (395)              6   4  4 60.0   3/ 0 TRIBUTE (395)             6  4 4
 4/ 0 SUPE FORCES BG12 (432)     7   3  3 70.0   4/ 0 SUPE FORCES BG12 (432)    7  3 3
 5/ 0 MONKEY KINGS (405)         6   4  2 60.0   5/ 0 MONKEY KINGS (405)        6  4 2
 6/ 0 DEADLY STEPS (415)         6   4  2 60.0   6/ 0 DEADLY STEPS (415)        6  4 2
 7/ 0 THE MIND TRUST (431)       5   5  2 50.0   7/ 0 BLOOD FROG III (399)      5  5 2
 8/ 0 BLOOD FROG III (399)       5   5  2 50.0   8/ 0 THE MIND TRUST (431)      5  5 2
 9/ 0 LEGION 2 (436)             4   6  2 40.0   9/ 0 THE INQUISITION F1 (408)  4  6 2
10/ 0 THE INQUISITION F1 (408)   4   6  2 40.0  10/ 0 LEGION 2 (436)            4  6 2
11/ 0 U PAYZ I SLAYZ (407)       3   7  2 30.0  11/ 0 U PAYZ I SLAYZ (407)      3  7 2
12/ 0 DOOMBRINGERS (394)         6   4  1 60.0  12/ 0 DOOMBRINGERS (394)        6  4 1
13/ 0 THE BLOOD GANG (391)       5   5  1 50.0  13/ 0 THE BLOOD GANG (391)      5  5 1
14/ 0 GRANDILOQUENT DICT (380)   4   6  1 40.0  14/ 0 GRANDILOQUENT DICT (380)  4  6 1
15/ 0 ARCANE GREATS FTF (396)    4   6  1 40.0  15/ 0 ARCANE GREATS FTF (396)   4  6 1
16/ 0 RYAN'S TV (428)            4   6  1 40.0  16/ 0 RYAN'S TV (428)           4  6 1
17/ 0 BEARS 2 (421)              3   7  1 30.0  17/ 0 BEARS 2 (421)             3  7 1
18/ 0 SHEWISH' BUFFET (393)      5   5  0 50.0  18/ 0 SHEWISH' BUFFET (393)     5  5 0
19/ 0 SEREAL KILLER (430)        4   6  0 40.0  19/ 0 DEATH BECOMES HIM  (426)  4  6 0
20/ 0 DEATH BECOMES HIM  (426)   4   6  0 40.0  20/ 0 SEREAL KILLER (430)       4  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to SYVYN'S HILL once again!  Bein' on top is great while it lasts, 
ZOMBIE SQUAD 3A.  But how many friends do you have now?  Welcome to SYVYN'S HILL, 
BLAME IT ON DWAYNE 3!  We need more teams who can get a 7-3-5 their first time out!  
PHONOPHONIC's walking tall now that they went 8-2-4 their first time out.  But we 
know what awaits them soon...  A team with purpose!  A team with the skill to back up 
their boasts!  Getting a 7-3-3 their first time out is SUPE FORCES BG12.  What's with 
TAIPEI?  It actually beat TRIBUTE's RUE, and walked away with 12 more points from the 
fight.  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, master 
many skills, fight dirty.   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  SYVYN'S 
HILL is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  I don't want 
to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAIPEI 2962                   1   0  1    12       THE BLOOD GANG (391)
 SPIRIT ELBOWS 3368            1   0  1    12       SUPE FORCES BG12 (432)
 RABID TOAD 3046               1   0  1    11       BLOOD FROG III (399)
 HANDSOME MONKEY 3102          1   0  1    11       MONKEY KINGS (405)
 WILD FIRE 3267                1   0  1    11       BEARS 2 (421)
 BOHEMIAN DEATH 3198           1   0  1    11       DEADLY STEPS (415)
 CHARLIE SPLEEN 3117           1   0  1    11       U PAYZ I SLAYZ (407)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MESQUINA TRAGAPERRAS 3016     1   0  1    11       ARCANE GREATS FTF (396)
 PEETA 3004                    1   0  1    11       TRIBUTE (395)
 FRAVEN 3413                   1   0  1    11       LEGION 2 (436)
 KATNISS 2998                  1   0  1    11       TRIBUTE (395)
 CHICKEN TIKI MASALA 3129      1   0  1    11       THE INQUISITION F12 (408)
 CATO 3003                     1   0  1    11       TRIBUTE (395)
 MAX MURDERER 3121             1   0  1    11       U PAYZ I SLAYZ (407)
 HERACLITUS 3367               1   0  1    11       THE MIND TRUST (431)
 FAMINE 3148                   1   0  1     9       BLAME IT ON DWAYNE 3 (410)
 APPLE 3342                    1   0  1     9       PHONOPHONIC (429)
 PONZI SCHEME 3149             1   0  1     9       BLAME IT ON DWAYNE 3 (410)
 PI-MA-WEN 3105                1   0  1     9       MONKEY KINGS (405)
 BLACKBERRY 3339               1   0  1     7       PHONOPHONIC (429)
 ARACHIBUTYROPHOBIA 2852       1   0  1     7       GRANDILOQUENT DICT. (380)
 KANT 3358                     1   0  1     7       THE MIND TRUST (431)
 SAMSUNG 3341                  1   0  1     7       PHONOPHONIC (429)
 SPIRIT EYES 3377              1   0  1     7       SUPE FORCES BG12 (432)
 WORD GIRL 3331                1   0  1     6       RYAN'S TV (428)
 TYPHOONS 3154                 1   0  1     6       BLAME IT ON DWAYNE 3 (410)
 RIVER OF BLOOD 2989           1   0  1     6       DOOMBRINGERS (394)
 SPIRIT HEAD 3373              1   0  1     6       SUPE FORCES BG12 (432)
 GLIMMER 3005                  1   0  1     6       TRIBUTE (395)
 DEATH PIZAZZ 3202             1   0  1     6       DEADLY STEPS (415)
 LG 3340                       1   0  1     6       PHONOPHONIC (429)
 PORK CHOP 3134                1   0  1     6       THE INQUISITION F12 (408)
 LUXATED FROG 3040             1   0  1     6       BLOOD FROG III (399)
 MURDER 3156                   1   0  1     6       BLAME IT ON DWAYNE 3 (410)
 DROUGHT 3151                  1   0  1     6       BLAME IT ON DWAYNE 3 (410)
 CRAVEN 3414                   1   0  1     6       LEGION 2 (436)
 SOURUT QYADS 3371             1   0  0    11       SUPE FORCES BG12 (432)
 FIRES 3147                    1   0  0    11       BLAME IT ON DWAYNE 3 (410)
 THE REAPER 2987               1   0  0    11       DOOMBRINGERS (394)
 FROG FRACTURE 3038            1   0  0    11       BLOOD FROG III (399)
 SPANKSALOT 3013               1   0  0    11       ARCANE GREATS FTF (396)
 SHADOW OF DEATH 2996          1   0  0    11       DOOMBRINGERS (394)
 GARLIC ARAOI 2984             1   0  0    11       SHEWISH' BUFFET (393)
 CAP'N CRUNCH 3350             1   0  0    10       SEREAL KILLER (430)
 DEADLY 3262                   1   0  0    10       BEARS 2 (421)
 THE HEADSMAN 2995             1   0  0    10       DOOMBRINGERS (394)
 DEATH SKULK 3200              1   0  0    10       DEADLY STEPS (415)
 CAPT HU7GGYFACE 3328          1   0  0    10       RYAN'S TV (428)
 SWARM OF LOCUSTS 2993         1   0  0    10       DOOMBRINGERS (394)
 OLD MONKEY 3104               1   0  0    10       MONKEY KINGS (405)
 KARRAGIT TERIYAKI 2980        1   0  0    10       SHEWISH' BUFFET (393)
 BABE RUTH 3311                1   0  0    10       DEATH BECOMES HIM 4 (426)
 CLOVE 3006                    1   0  0    10       TRIBUTE (395)
 MOTOROLA 3343                 1   0  0    10       PHONOPHONIC (429)
 MEAT PIZZA 3127               1   0  0    10       THE INQUISITION F12 (408)
 CASIO 3344                    1   0  0    10       PHONOPHONIC (429)
 ERICSON 3345                  1   0  0    10       PHONOPHONIC (429)
 COLD 2961                     1   0  0    10       THE BLOOD GANG (391)
 GOOGLE 3347                   1   0  0    10       PHONOPHONIC (429)
 SINGER 3365                   1   0  0    10       THE MIND TRUST (431)
 SPICY MORYA ROLL 2983         1   0  0    10       SHEWISH' BUFFET (393)
 BOWDLERIZE 2853               1   0  0    10       GRANDILOQUENT DICT. (380)
 PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 3009       1   0  0    10       ARCANE GREATS FTF (396)
 BIB BIRD 3336                 1   0  0    10       RYAN'S TV (428)
 CHOCOLATE FROG 3041           1   0  0     9       BLOOD FROG III (399)
 KARNHORN KABOB 2979           1   0  0     8       SHEWISH' BUFFET (393)
 SPIRIT ANKLES 3376            1   0  0     8       SUPE FORCES BG12 (432)
 MAMMA 3260                    1   0  0     8       BEARS 2 (421)
 SEYMORE GUTTS 3118            1   0  0     8       U PAYZ I SLAYZ (407)
 MCLEAN STEVENSON 3310         1   0  0     8       DEATH BECOMES HIM 4 (426)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GAMETIC DEATH 3199            1   0  0     8       DEADLY STEPS (415)
 TONY THE TIGER 3354           1   0  0     6       SEREAL KILLER (430)
 PLATO 3360                    1   0  0     6       THE MIND TRUST (431)
 ABRAHAM LINCOLN 3313          1   0  0     6       DEATH BECOMES HIM 4 (426)
 WITTGENSTEIN 3359             1   0  0     6       THE MIND TRUST (431)
 KATI PAT TEI 2977             1   0  0     6       SHEWISH' BUFFET (393)
 PRINCESS PEA 3333             1   0  0     6       RYAN'S TV (428)
 OILY PALM TALON 3008          1   0  0     6       ARCANE GREATS FTF (396)
 CLOT 2965                     1   0  0     6       THE BLOOD GANG (391)
 HAYMITCH 2999                 1   0  0     5       TRIBUTE (395)
 BEGINNER DEATH 3203           1   0  0     5       DEADLY STEPS (415)
 TOUCAN SAM 3357               1   0  0     5       SEREAL KILLER (430)
 STONE MONKEY 3101             1   0  0     5       MONKEY KINGS (405)
 DEATH CURTAINS 3205           1   0  0     5       DEADLY STEPS (415)
 SAMMAEL 3408                  1   0  0     5       LEGION 2 (436)
 CURDLE 2960                   1   0  0     5       THE BLOOD GANG (391)
 SPIRIT FINGERS 3372           1   0  0     5       SUPE FORCES BG12 (432)
 DIG'EM 3356                   1   0  0     5       SEREAL KILLER (430)
 SATAN 3415                    1   0  0     5       LEGION 2 (436)
 HOLD INITIATES 3152           1   0  0     5       BLAME IT ON DWAYNE 3 (410)
 CATACLYSM 2992                1   0  0     5       DOOMBRINGERS (394)
 DARK FROG 3039                1   0  0     5       BLOOD FROG III (399)
 YATAGHAN 2860                 1   0  0     5       GRANDILOQUENT DICT. (380)
 PILGRIM 3097                  1   0  0     4       MONKEY KINGS (405)
 SPATTER 2963                  1   0  0     4       THE BLOOD GANG (391)
 COREY HAIM 3317               1   0  0     3       DEATH BECOMES HIM 4 (426)
 VIGESIMATION 2859             1   0  0     3       GRANDILOQUENT DICT. (380)
 SUN WU-K'UNG 3098             1   0  0     3       MONKEY KINGS (405)
 SPIRIT CHEST 3375             1   0  0     3       SUPE FORCES BG12 (432)
 HOAGIE 3132                   1   0  0     3       THE INQUISITION F12 (408)
 FROG SHIV 3043                0   1  0     1       BLOOD FROG III (399)
 GOAT SHOCKER 3015             0   1  0     1       ARCANE GREATS FTF (396)
 DESTITURE TROLL 3007          0   1  0     1       ARCANE GREATS FTF (396)
 PLAGUE CARRIER 2991           0   1  0     1       DOOMBRINGERS (394)
 AMPUTATOR FROG 3045           0   1  0     1       BLOOD FROG III (399)
 BOIL 2957                     0   1  0     1       THE BLOOD GANG (391)
 BREWERY DEATH 3197            0   1  0     1       DEADLY STEPS (415)
 HUME 3366                     0   1  0     1       THE MIND TRUST (431)
 BUTKUS 3259                   0   1  0     1       BEARS 2 (421)
 COMESTION 2854                0   1  0     1       GRANDILOQUENT DICT. (380)
 HARRY 3261                    0   1  0     1       BEARS 2 (421)
 SPIRIT HEAD 3369              0   1  0     1       SUPE FORCES BG12 (432)
 RUPTURE 2959                  0   1  0     1       THE BLOOD GANG (391)
 SUPER WHY 3335                0   1  0     1       RYAN'S TV (428)
 ARISTOTLE 3361                0   1  0     1       THE MIND TRUST (431)
 OBAMACARE 3150                0   1  0     1       BLAME IT ON DWAYNE 3 (410)
 RIRIORNI SURPRISE 2981        0   1  0     1       SHEWISH' BUFFET (393)
 FROG CLEAVER 3037             0   1  0     1       BLOOD FROG III (399)
 COOKIE MONSTER 3330           0   1  0     1       RYAN'S TV (428)
 FRIED CHICKEN 3130            0   1  0     1       THE INQUISITION F12 (408)
 MONSTER 3266                  0   1  0     1       BEARS 2 (421)
 FLATTENED FROG 3044           0   1  0     1       BLOOD FROG III (399)
 VERBOTEN DEATH 3204           0   1  0     1       DEADLY STEPS (415)
 BAKED NIANIA 2986             0   1  0     1       SHEWISH' BUFFET (393)
 FORREST FIRES 3153            0   1  0     1       BLAME IT ON DWAYNE 3 (410)
 JIM VARNEY 3315               0   1  0     1       DEATH BECOMES HIM 4 (426)
 FRANKENBERRY 3349             0   1  0     1       SEREAL KILLER (430)
 NOKEA 3338                    0   1  0     1       PHONOPHONIC (429)
 EYE OF THE FLOYD 3011         0   1  0     1       ARCANE GREATS FTF (396)
 MICHAEL JACKSON 3312          0   1  0     1       DEATH BECOMES HIM 4 (426)
 DEATH HANDLER 3201            0   1  0     1       DEADLY STEPS (415)
 ANDY GIBB 3314                0   1  0     1       DEATH BECOMES HIM 4 (426)
 AXE WIPE 3120                 0   1  0     1       U PAYZ I SLAYZ (407)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZYGODACTYLS 2857              0   1  0     1       GRANDILOQUENT DICT. (380)
 MURSKA CHUTNEY 2982           0   1  0     1       SHEWISH' BUFFET (393)
 THALES 3364                   0   1  0     1       THE MIND TRUST (431)
 AVENDUREL 3410                0   1  0     1       LEGION 2 (436)
 SOCRATES 3362                 0   1  0     1       THE MIND TRUST (431)
 BEA HEADER 3119               0   1  0     1       U PAYZ I SLAYZ (407)
 RED VELVET CAKE 3136          0   1  0     1       THE INQUISITION F12 (408)
 IRON FIST TOAD 3042           0   1  0     1       BLOOD FROG III (399)
 SNAP 3351                     0   1  0     1       SEREAL KILLER (430)
 BARNEY 3329                   0   1  0     1       RYAN'S TV (428)
 MIND MONKEY 3100              0   1  0     1       MONKEY KINGS (405)
 D.D. 3263                     0   1  0     1       BEARS 2 (421)
 SOURUT FIIT 3370              0   1  0     1       SUPE FORCES BG12 (432)
 CHICKEN PARMESAN 3133         0   1  0     1       THE INQUISITION F12 (408)
 FUDGEY DEATH 3206             0   1  0     1       DEADLY STEPS (415)
 SPRAY 2958                    0   1  0     1       THE BLOOD GANG (391)
 OOZING MY MIND 3126           0   1  0     1       U PAYZ I SLAYZ (407)
 MICHAEL 3409                  0   1  0     1       LEGION 2 (436)
 DESCARTES 3363                0   1  0     1       THE MIND TRUST (431)
 MARVEL 2997                   0   1  0     1       TRIBUTE (395)
 TACO 3135                     0   1  0     1       THE INQUISITION F12 (408)
 COUNT CHOCULA 3348            0   1  0     1       SEREAL KILLER (430)
 BOB ROSS 3316                 0   1  0     1       DEATH BECOMES HIM 4 (426)
 TAPINOPHOBIA 2861             0   1  0     1       GRANDILOQUENT DICT. (380)
 HARRY MORGAN 3309             0   1  0     1       DEATH BECOMES HIM 4 (426)
 SURIOUS GEORGE 3337           0   1  0     1       RYAN'S TV (428)
 VESSEL 2966                   0   1  0     1       THE BLOOD GANG (391)
 XYRESIC 2858                  0   1  0     1       GRANDILOQUENT DICT. (380)
 THRESH 3002                   0   1  0     1       TRIBUTE (395)
 SPIRIT SPIRIT 3374            0   1  0     1       SUPE FORCES BG12 (432)
 LAPURIAN POT PIE 2985         0   1  0     1       SHEWISH' BUFFET (393)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
URAGUAY 2119            5  1 1 2010 WORLD CUP 307   WSYST 2248              6  NOT REVENGED
CLOT 772                3  3 1 4 LETTER BLOOD 150   MY SISTER, MY WIF 882   6  REVENGED
CLOVERFIELD 1515        1  6 0 ALMOSTER II 246      CHELYUSKIN 1317         7  REVENGED
BANANA HAMMOCK FL 911   3  4 2 ARCANE BEACH DAY 178 MEATLOAF 893            7  REVENGED
FARMER TAN D. NOB 912   3  3 2 ARCANE BEACH DAY 178 PHALSKRAN 955           6  NOT REVENGED
TALON IN A ONE PI 910   8  2 2 ARCANE BEACH DAY 178 GATOR 921              10   
GRAVYBOAT TALON 3014    0  1 0 ARCANE GREATS FT 396 PORK CHOP 3134          1   
INCONTINENCE RAT 3012   0  1 0 ARCANE GREATS FT 396 CRAVEN 3414             1   
TNTERSTELLAR POR 3010   0  1 0 ARCANE GREATS FT 396 GLIMMER 3005            1   
DONNA 3265              0  1 0 BEARS 2 421          HANDSOME MONKEY 3102    1   
PAPA BEAR 3264          0  1 0 BEARS 2 421          KANT 3358               1   
RAGE 3258               0  1 0 BEARS 2 421          HERACLITUS 3367         1   
WAR 3155                0  1 0 BLAME IT ON DWAY 410 BLACKBERRY 3339         1   
DUNGEON 1201            4  6 2 BS 214               DANGEROUS CRIMIN       10  NONE
BIGBY 965               4  2 0 D&D REFERENCES 189   200M PUBCRAWL 975       6  REVENGED
SAM KNINISON 3308       0  1 0 DEATH BECOMES HI 426 WILD FIRE 3267          1   
PUPPY FLAMBE 858        3  7 1 DISHES 167           BIGUN 814              10   
EXECUTIONER 2994        0  1 0 DOOMBRINGERS 394     CHARLIE SPLEEN 3117     1   
FALLEN ANGEL 2988       0  1 0 DOOMBRINGERS 394     ARACHIBUTYROPHOB 2852   1   
SEA OF DUST 2990        0  1 0 DOOMBRINGERS 394     APPLE 3342              1   
PRISONER BG30 1777      2  5 1 DUNGEON CELL 509 273 CABRAN 1724             7   
PRISONER B18 998        4  3 0 DUNGEON CELL B3 194  CLICHES 1012            7  REVENGED
DOYTIN 2855             0  1 0 GRANDILOQUENT DI 380 PEETA 3004              1   
HASENPFEFFER 2856       0  1 0 GRANDILOQUENT DI 380 MESQUINA TRAGAPE 3016   1   
NECKHUNTER 1150         6  4 1 HEADSTONE 209        WRONG CLIMAX 1020      10   
TRIP'S GRINDER 1407     4  2 2 IRON WARRIORS 3 235  PRISONER BG08 1458      6  REVENGED
LEGLESS EARL 2065       6  1 2 KILL THEM ALL! F 301 PET ROCKS 2007          7  REVENGED
MOIST SLASHER 2067      1  5 0 KILL THEM ALL! F 301 WAXING 2171             6  REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NUBILE HOMBRE 2062      4  5 4 KILL THEM ALL! F 301 MAHASONA 2010           9   
UNDEAD OGRE 2059        5  3 0 KILL THEM ALL! F 301 TPHIBA 2191             8  NONE
GROOVY RAZE 1088        6  4 2 KILLER WORDS F3 203  OGOO 1116              10   
SHINY GIZMO 1084        6  1 2 KILLER WORDS F3 203  CHIAVERANO 1189         7  REVENGED
CIRRUS 3411             0  1 0 LEGION 2 436         KATNISS 2998            1   
DOSTAS 3416             0  1 0 LEGION 2 436         SPIRIT EYES 3377        1   
VICTUS 3412             0  1 0 LEGION 2 436         TYPHOONS 3154           1   
ZASLER 3417             0  1 0 LEGION 2 436         PI-MA-WEN 3105          1   
DORIAN GRAY 852         5  1 3 LXG 166              JEFFERSON 793           6  NOT REVENGED
DICK CHENEY 823         7  3 3 MEMBERS ONLY 160     RASCALLY RABBIT 838    10   
BIG BAD WOLF 1979       8  2 4 MISC LOSERS 3 293    TPHIBA 2191            10  NONE
ELDER BROTHER 3099      0  1 0 MONKEY KINGS 405     RABID TOAD 3046         1   
EQUAL TO HEAVEN 3106    0  1 0 MONKEY KINGS 405     SPIRIT ELBOWS 3368      1   
THE GREAT SAGE 3103     0  1 0 MONKEY KINGS 405     CHICKEN TIKI MAS 3129   1   
RESCUE RANGERS 2000     5  4 1 MY TEAMS 295         TPHIBA 2191             9  NONE
NUGIB 815               3  7 0 PHILADELPHIA FRE 157 JUNIOR VASQUEZ 831     10   
KYOCERA 3346            0  1 0 PHONOPHONIC 429      CATO 3003               1   
FROG SHIV 1848          1  5 1 POND SCUM 280        BRIGITAL 1751           6  NOT REVENGED
ALIEN ABDUCTEE 2238     8  1 2 RANDOM STUFF 319     NEDERLANDS 2221         9   
BOB 2245                6  2 0 RANDOM STUFF 319     NEDERLANDS 2221         8   
OOPS! 2239              3  4 0 RANDOM STUFF 319     STUDEBAKER 1981         7  REVENGED
SHAVED GOOSE 2241       5  1 1 RANDOM STUFF 319     KHANJADEVA 2015         6  REVENGED
STEELE GERBEL 2244      3  5 0 RANDOM STUFF 319     RESCUE RANGERS 2000     8  NONE
ELMO 3334               0  1 0 RYAN'S TV 428        SPIRIT HEAD 3373        1   
SID 3332                0  1 0 RYAN'S TV 428        FAMINE 3148             1   
THE DEALERS SHEE 1883   5  4 2 SAME OL' STUFF 283   OCTORUS 1719            9   
CRACKLE 3352            0  1 0 SEREAL KILLER 430    BOHEMIAN DEATH 3198     1   
LUCKY THE PLEREC 3355   0  1 0 SEREAL KILLER 430    LUXATED FROG 3040       1   
POP 3353                0  1 0 SEREAL KILLER 430    MAX MURDERER 3121       1   
BABY A LA MODE 1907     3  5 2 SHEWISH PICNIC 286   GRUNTS 2005             8  REVENGED
RODEKI BOLOGNESE 2978   0  1 0 SHEWISH' BUFFET 393  DEATH PIZAZZ 3202       1   
200M PUBCRAWL 975       6  3 2 SLOSHER GAMES 191    BREE YARK 969           9   
CHAMORRO 1190           4  5 2 SUPE FORCES BG07 213 WRONG CLIMAX 1020       9   
KHANJADEVA 2015         5  3 3 SUPER FORCES BG1 296 ALIEN ABDUCTEE 2238     8  NONE
POT BELLIED PIG 867     4  5 2 SUPERIOR KILLZ 169   JEFFERSON 793           9   
DESTRUCTION 1293        3  5 1 TEAM CARNAGE 2 224   MUSICAL SNOW 1319       8   
SPURT 2964              0  1 0 THE BLOOD GANG 391   FRAVEN 3413             1   
PANANG NEUA 3128        0  1 0 THE INQUISITION  408 DROUGHT 3151            1   
PASTRAMI ON RYE 3131    0  1 0 THE INQUISITION  408 SAMSUNG 3341            1   
PAULY 1129              3  3 1 THE WANNABEES 207    JFK 1034                6  REVENGED
FOXFACE 3001            0  1 0 TRIBUTE 395          MURDER 3156             1   
RUE 3000                0  1 0 TRIBUTE 395          TAIPEI 2962             1   
DEE KAY 3123            0  1 0 U PAYZ I SLAYZ 407   LG 3340                 1   
IMA SLAYER 3122         0  1 0 U PAYZ I SLAYZ 407   WORD GIRL 3331          1   
INNARD SKINNARD 3124    0  1 0 U PAYZ I SLAYZ 407   RIVER OF BLOOD 2989     1   
SLITHERING IDIOT 3125   0  1 0 U PAYZ I SLAYZ 407   PONZI SCHEME 3149       1   
AHAB 2139               5  3 1 WE 309               BIG BAD WOLF 1979       8  NONE
TWISTED PROF 1357       7  2 0 WORDS TO DIE FOR 230 POWELL 1314             9   
FLAT ENDING 1016        3  7 0 WRITER'S BLOCK 196   TYRIAS 1118            10   
GAMBIT 2054             1  7 1 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3A 300  INTER MILAN 2220        8  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ARACHIBUTYROPHOBIA viciously butchered FALLEN ANGEL in a 3 minute amateur's fight.
BOWDLERIZE demolished SNAP in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
COMESTION was defeated by HAYMITCH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute amateur's duel.
DOYTIN was assassinated by PEETA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HASENPFEFFER was butchered by MESQUINA TRAGAPERRAS in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
ZYGODACTYLS was overpowered by CASIO in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
XYRESIC was viciously subdued by SUN WU-K'UNG in a 15 minute novice's competition.
VIGESIMATION viciously subdued THRESH in a slow 9 minute gruesome beginner's duel.
YATAGHAN won victory over AMPUTATOR FROG in a exciting 5 minute novice's fight.
TAPINOPHOBIA was viciously subdued by SPIRIT ANKLES in a 12 minute novice's bout.
BOIL was viciously subdued by SEYMORE GUTTS in a exciting 5 minute amateur's conflict.
SPRAY was devastated by KARRAGIT TERIYAKI in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RUPTURE was overcome by DEATH CURTAINS in a 4 minute beginner's fight.
CURDLE luckily beat BUTKUS in a action packed 3 minute beginner's struggle.
COLD overpowered RIRIORNI SURPRISE in a 4 minute mismatched brawl.
TAIPEI butchered RUE in a 4 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SPATTER beat HARRY MORGAN in a tiring 3 minute novice's bout.
SPURT was easily killed by FRAVEN in a 1 minute gory mismatched competition.
CLOT defeated OBAMACARE in a 3 minute novice's duel.
VESSEL was overpowered by CHOCOLATE FROG in a dull 3 minute bloody uneven fray.
KATI PAT TEI luckily beat FROG SHIV in a popular 5 minute gruesome novice's match.
RODEKI BOLOGNESE was killed by DEATH PIZAZZ in a 3 minute beginner's fight.
KARNHORN KABOB savagely defeated PLAGUE CARRIER in a 6 minute novice's bout.
MURSKA CHUTNEY lost to TOUCAN SAM in a 2 minute novice's fray.
SPICY MORYA ROLL handily defeated MIND MONKEY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GARLIC ARAOI vanquished EYE OF THE FLOYD in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
LAPURIAN POT PIE was savagely defeated by SPIRIT CHEST in a 19 minute beginner's duel.
BAKED NIANIA was savagely defeated by GAMETIC DEATH in a 4 minute novice's fight.
THE REAPER overpowered CHICKEN PARMESAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
RIVER OF BLOOD dispatched INNARD SKINNARD in a exciting 3 minute amateur's fight.
SEA OF DUST was viciously butchered by APPLE in a popular 6 minute beginner's bout.
CATACLYSM subdued FLATTENED FROG in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
SWARM OF LOCUSTS vanquished RED VELVET CAKE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
EXECUTIONER was executed by CHARLIE SPLEEN in a 1 minute bloody one-sided competition.
THE HEADSMAN vanquished MICHAEL JACKSON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SHADOW OF DEATH demolished AVENDUREL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MARVEL was devastated by GOOGLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
KATNISS slaughtered CIRRUS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FOXFACE was dealt death by MURDER in a 1 minute amateur's match.
CATO easily killed KYOCERA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GLIMMER killed TNTERSTELLAR PORK in a 3 minute novice's fight.
CLOVE overpowered MONSTER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
DESTITURE TROLL was narrowly defeated by PRINCESS PEA in a 9 minute novice's fray.
OILY PALM TALON subdued BREWERY DEATH in a exciting 5 minute amateur's match.
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL demolished FUDGEY DEATH in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
INCONTINENCE RAT was narrowly killed by CRAVEN in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.
SPANKSALOT overpowered ANDY GIBB in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
GRAVYBOAT TALON was luckily killed by  PORK CHOP in a 2 minute brutal novice's brawl.
GOAT SHOCKER was outwaited by PILGRIM in a popular 10 minute novice's brawl.
FROG CLEAVER lost to WITTGENSTEIN in a 4 minute novice's struggle.
FROG FRACTURE overpowered COUNT CHOCULA in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DARK FROG viciously subdued BOB ROSS in a 13 minute gory novice's bout.
LUXATED FROG unbelievably slew LUCKY THE PLERECHAUN in a 3 minute amateur's match.
IRON FIST TOAD was handily defeated by CAP'N CRUNCH in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RABID TOAD assassinated ELDER BROTHER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
STONE MONKEY subdued DESCARTES in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
HANDSOME MONKEY executed DONNA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE GREAT SAGE was assassinated by CHICKEN TIKI MASALA in a 1 minute uneven melee.
OLD MONKEY overpowered TACO in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
PI-MA-WEN viciously butchered ZASLER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute novice's fight.
EQUAL TO HEAVEN was slaughtered by SPIRIT ELBOWS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BEA HEADER was demolished by MOTOROLA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
AXE WIPE was overpowered by DEATH SKULK in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MAX MURDERER slaughtered POP in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
IMA SLAYER was unbelievably slain by WORD GIRL in a 3 minute gruesome novice's match.
DEE KAY was dealt death by LG in a 2 minute novice's battle.
SLITHERING IDIOT was slain by PONZI SCHEME in a exciting 3 minute beginner's duel.
OOZING MY MIND was handily defeated by CAPT HU7GGYFACE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MEAT PIZZA vanquished BARNEY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PANANG NEUA was put to death by DROUGHT in a 1 minute beginner's match.
FRIED CHICKEN was viciously subdued by SAMMAEL in a 6 minute brutal novice's duel.
PASTRAMI ON RYE was barely slain by SAMSUNG in a 3 minute amateur's match.
HOAGIE luckily beat SPIRIT SPIRIT in a dull 21 minute novice's match.
FIRES overpowered NOKEA in a 2 minute uneven match.
FAMINE savagely slew SID in a exciting 6 minute brutal novice's contest.
HOLD INITIATES unbelievably bested SUPER WHY in a 4 minute gruesome novice's duel.
FORREST FIRES was viciously subdued by ABRAHAM LINCOLN in a 3 minute beginner's match.
TYPHOONS put to death VICTUS in a 4 minute brutal amateur's battle.
WAR was savagely slain by BLACKBERRY in a 3 minute bloody novice's fight.
BOHEMIAN DEATH easily killed CRACKLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEATH HANDLER was savagely defeated by MAMMA in a 3 minute novice's bout.
BEGINNER DEATH bested MICHAEL in a 4 minute beginner's bout.
VERBOTEN DEATH was viciously subdued by TONY THE TIGER in a 3 minute novice's melee.
RAGE was butchered by HERACLITUS in a 5 minute one-sided bout.
HARRY was unbelievably bested by DIG'EM in a action packed 2 minute novice's struggle.
DEADLY devastated THALES in a 1 minute uneven duel.
D.D. was vanquished by BABE RUTH in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
PAPA BEAR was killed by KANT in a 4 minute novice's duel.
WILD FIRE slaughtered SAM KNINISON in a 1 minute gory uneven fray.
MCLEAN STEVENSON viciously subdued COOKIE MONSTER in a 3 minute novice's competition.
JIM VARNEY was savagely defeated by PLATO in a 2 minute bloody beginner's contest.
COREY HAIM savagely defeated SURIOUS GEORGE in a tiring 9 minute novice's fight.
ELMO was unbelievably slain by SPIRIT HEAD in a 4 minute beginner's match.
BIB BIRD vanquished SPIRIT HEAD in a 4 minute one-sided melee.
ERICSON vanquished SOCRATES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FRANKENBERRY was vanquished by SOURUT QYADS in a 3 minute gruesome mismatched match.
ARISTOTLE was bested by SATAN in a 3 minute beginner's duel.
SINGER handily defeated SOURUT FIIT in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HUME was luckily beaten by SPIRIT FINGERS in a action packed 3 minute novice's match.
SPIRIT EYES savagely slew DOSTAS in a 2 minute gruesome novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      20         AIMED BLOW        15 -   5 -  5      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   7 -  4      65  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     20         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  10 -  4      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    20         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  10 -  6      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  10 -  3      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 20         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  4      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   20         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  10 -  4      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 20         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  11 -  3      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  13 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   20         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  14 -  2      30  |

Turn   1 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        15 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    9 - 11         4  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY       13 -  7     BASHING ATTACK     7 - 13         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE       10 - 10     PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 - 14         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-STRIKE      10 - 10                                       2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 10                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK   10 - 10     
WALL OF STEEL     10 - 10     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       TAIPEI 2962                 1   0  1   12 THE BLOOD GANG (391)
STRIKING ATTACK  SPIRIT ELBOWS 3368          1   0  1   12 SUPE FORCES BG12 (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     RABID TOAD 3046             1   0  1   11 BLOOD FROG III (399)
SLASHING ATTACK  BOHEMIAN DEATH 3198         1   0  1   11 DEADLY STEPS (415)
LUNGING ATTACK   FRAVEN 3413                 1   0  1   11 LEGION 2 (436)
TOTAL PARRY      HERACLITUS 3367             1   0  1   11 THE MIND TRUST (431)
BASHING ATTACK   PI-MA-WEN 3105              1   0  1    9 MONKEY KINGS (405)
WALL OF STEEL    BLACKBERRY 3339             1   0  1    7 PHONOPHONIC (429)
PARRY-LUNGE      SAMSUNG 3341                1   0  1    7 PHONOPHONIC (429)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TYPHOONS 3154               1   0  1    6 BLAME IT ON DWAYNE 3 (410)

The overall popularity leader is KARNHORN KABOB 2979.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was KARNHORN KABOB 2979.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPIRIT ANKLES 
3376, FROG SHIV 3043, GOAT SHOCKER 3015, MAMMA 3260, SEYMORE GUTTS 3118, PLAGUE 
CARRIER 2991, DESTITURE TROLL 3007, FAMINE 3148, AMPUTATOR FROG 3045, and BOIL 2957.

The least popular fighter this week was LAPURIAN POT PIE 2985.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HOAGIE 3132, SPIRIT SPIRIT 3374, SPIRIT CHEST 3375, THRESH 
3002, SUN WU-K'UNG 3098, XYRESIC 2858, SURIOUS GEORGE 3337, COREY HAIM 3317, VESSEL 
2966, and VIGESIMATION 2859.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LIII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 809 (37-29-4)       3  3  0         COLLEGE RADIO        
HOT HAZEL 608 (67-58-4)                1  4  0         JUNKYARD WARS        

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DESPAIR 2057 (26-25-4)                 1  3  0         ZOMBIE SQUAD 3       

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MAYHEM 1292 (38-32-4)                  3  3  0         TEAM CARNAGE 2       

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DOMINION 2058 (25-29-3)               10  3  1         ZOMBIE SQUAD 3       
WIMPY 2670 (16-12-4)                   8  3  0         TEAM W               
GAIGE THE DESTROYER 1677 (25-13-4)     5  3  0         THE HUNTED F9        

ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PLACES THE LOTION... 909 (33-27-5)     2  3  0         ARCANE BEACH DAY     

FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DOARIAN GRAY 916 (16-11-4)             2  3  0         LXG III              

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                       MR. GHERKIN (6-6385) of 071406AD  (544)
                       OPUS X (11-5276) of OLD BOYS CLUB  (483)
                   CARDINAL KRAKEN (69-8569) BEASTS OF NEON  (831) 
                    GANGRENE (82-30731) THAT SPECIAL SMELL  (5042) 
                      WAY TOO CUTE (82-32711) 12/19/04A  (5398) 
                         CHINA (82-35079) MORE PLACES  (5777) 
                      ASPARAGUS (82-38983) UNDERRATED 2  (6485) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                          THE BUNNY GOD (2-5631) of 042909A               
                   BULLETPROOF MONK (11-4999) of LUROCIANS EXTREME 
                       COCO NUTS (60-8163) of FRUIT OF THE LOOM        
                          EAR (82-39911) of UNFORTUNATE HAIR               
                           NUTHYN (82-32147) of GAMMA HORDE                 
                          PORSCHE (82-41317) of COMPENSATING               

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                          SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN CLEVELAND!

Our summer FTF will be down south this year, located in Orlando, Florida on July 9-11, 
2010.  It will be held at the Courtyard Orlando International Drive, near Universal 
Studios and Sea World, and not far from the Disney parks.  The hotel is located at 
8600 Austrian Court, Orlando, 32819 (800-321-2211).  Rooms are $112/night, 1-2 
occupancy, and are listed under the Reality Simulations room block.  

The hotel features free parking and free high-speed wireless internet in all 
guestrooms.  The hotel has an pool, jacuzzi, and fitness center.  There's a Starbucks, 
a restaurant, and a little Market where you can get snacks and sandwiches all day and 
night.  There are tons of restaurants nearby on I-Drive.

The tournament information sheet will be out imminently.  We hope you're all looking 
forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                             AXIOM (11-3918) ERRATA (372) 
                     MACHETE MOUSE (82-4566) MAMMAL MILITIA (616) 
                 GONE TO GEORGIA (82-28596) STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657) 
                         ROOT (82-31537) 4 LETTER BEER (5196) 
                         SMOOTH (82-33235) TRANSITIONS (5487) 
                   YELLOW DEUCE COUPE (82-33317) COLOR TUNES (5502) 
                         ROOM 282 (82-33685) TEMPE -05 (5575) 
                    UGAMUGGAH (82-41228) STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 
                   TOUCHE' TURTLE (82-44789) KILLER KARTOONS (7535) 
                   MIDSIZE WHOOPER (82-47794) COOL NAMES 22 (8035) 
                  DAVID WAYBUR (84-5954) MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (1124) 
                      RODEO CLOWN (84-11743) TOUGHER GUYS (2136) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                        CIRBANE (3-3841) SORCERY COVENANT (52) 
                       MADE A COMBO (62-3896) WON AT POOL (401) 
                        TAKANOHANA (77-2569) SUMO BASHO (369) 
                     PAIN PART 1 (82-11616) LUROCIANS XIV (1687) 
                      1101 (82-17779) MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 (2722) 
                        PUD 135 (82-22036) PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496) 
                    AMISTUM (82-26415) LBA: SPEILBURG FANS2 (4268) 
                     MORE COWBELL! (82-29315) BLAH TEAM 8 (4781) 
                    SILVER (82-30503) SUPERIOR FORCES 7402 (5001) 
                          HYPERMUX (82-32647) 121604Q (5387) 
                 BOND, JAMES BOND (82-36725) A VIEW TO A KILL (6066) 
                        R'AKA (82-37859) THE DREADLANDS (6285) 
                     PRISONER 007 (82-41051) DUNGEON CELL (6855) 
                          SPARKLY (82-41405) 012006E (6911) 
                  SEATTLE SLEW (82-41468) SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923) 
                    CATHARI (82-42267) 4604 SUPERIOR FORCES (7065) 
                     COFFEE GROUNDS (82-45801) ABSTRACTION (7691) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                                TROLL (7-4624) BIG BAD  
                       BARBARIAN (12-4783) SUPERIOR FORCES 22T  
                           RAMPAGE (32-5076) ANGELS OF PAIN  
                                HOOFA (68-8617) ALMOST  
                         SCUMMY BOY (73-3371) THE FAMILY TREE  
                         NIGHTBINDER (82-3120) FORGE OF FURY  
                           HEDWIG (82-11622) LUROCIAN XIII  
                           DOLAN (82-15864) WHETSTONE 2D II  
                       LOAD MASTER (82-15924) ARIZONA TRIP 2K2  
                             SNOTMONSTER (82-26261) NOSEY  
                    YELLOW SUBMARINE (82-26471) LBA:  BEATLEMANIA!  
                            CLUSTER (82-28582) HALF A WORD  
                        KINETIX (82-30489) SUPERIOR FORCES 706  
                            LUNG BUTTER (82-33462) 11405O  
                        WEBBED BEAUS (82-36458) DATING A FROG  
                        KATAMARI DAMACY (82-38613) COOL GAMES  
                           BEAVER (82-39056) ANIMAL'S FARM  
                       VITO BERTOLDO (82-41532) MEDAL OF HONOR  
                       CECIL BOLTON (82-42248) MEDAL OF HONOR V  
                      SOULTAKER (82-45716) FAIRLY ODD PEOPLE II  
                          HARVEY (82-46194) KELLUMBO'S K 06F  
                        PRISONER R09 (82-51085) DUNGEON CELL 4  

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

     The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission 
clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily.  Whenever this many people came together to 
petition for something, it meant trouble.  For him, anyway.  Records to be altered.  
Altering records was Bad.  It made Extra Work.
     His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we 
wouldn't have jobs.  Smile at them and ask what they want."
     Algernon closed his eyes briefly.  Looking at this crowd made him dizzy.  They 
were all wearing black and white stripes.  Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras 
didn't carry swords.  Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile.  "What... ah, 
what can I do for you?"
     "We want new names," the first gladiator said.  There was a number on the front 
of his shirt:  0381.  He thumped the number with his thumb.  "This here isn't a 
name--"
     "We want REAL names!"  That voice came from farther back in the crowd.
     "Yeah!  We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!"
     One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom."
     All the others turned to look at him.
     Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing.  Well, he 
could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name.
     "My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested.  "It's a good name."
     "It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said.  "We talked about this.  
We got our manager's agreement.  You get the name on the petition."
     "But--!"
     Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they 
argued.  He picked up the petition.  "These names are the ones you want?"
     0381 turned back.  "Yes."
     "It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name 
changes, THEY are going to want them--"  Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown... 
and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a 
complete deal.  A Name-Change-O-Rama.  Everyone who wants a name change can petition 
for it.  Get it all over with at once."  He glanced at the petition, shuddered 
slightly, and passed it to his clerk.  "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you 
will get the names on this petition.  And others will get the names THEY think they 
should have had, too."  He paused.  "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of 
being an Algernon...."

                                  *   *   *   *   *  

     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of February.  If 
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI

                              "DARK ARENA" -- The Novel

    For centuries, the Shagornan Elves have been forced to live underground. 
    Human invaders, the Delarquans, burned their forests, sparking a war of elven 
    annihilation. The elders told tales that when the Delarquans marched to war 
    against the elves, the land itself bled as they passed. Since the war, the 
    elves have dwindled with every passing year, while the humans multiply like 
    rodents across the land of Alastari. 

    Now, the Delarquans have disappeared. Some say they departed, others indicate 
    it.s a ruse, but there have been whispered rumors of another greater threat 
    looming in the region. Khyron of the Shagornan Elves has been tasked to 
    determine the cause, realizing that failure is probable and at the end of the 
    road death could be the only reward. 

    Khyron has known only the safety of the caves, but now he must journey to the 
    world above...the World with No Ceiling.

Throughout the years, many fine writers have played Duelmasters/Duel II and have 
contributed greatly to the history and background of the world of Alastari.  One very 
intense period, during the early '90's, was during the Rocanis War, when authors from 
both the Delarquan and Free Blades arenas collaborated on writing the history of the 
invasion of the arena-city of Rocanis.  Mark Manley (aka Grimwood) is a long-time 
manager in Rocanis, and was one of the writers who contributed so much to this 
history.  Over the subsequent years, he has worked to bring his novelization to life 
and make the story of the War and the preceding events which led to it available to 
the greater public.  Many Rocanis legends appear in the book: Itoz Trollbane, 
Sandstorm, and others.  The novel is a treat to read--even more so if you are familiar 
with the game!

If you're interested in purchasing a copy of the book, here are links: 
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Dark-Arena-Mark-G-
Manley/dp/1936127598/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1319631863&sr=1-2
Barnes & Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dark-arena-mark-
manley/1105609584?ean=2940011494659&itm=2&usri=dark%2barena
Treble Heart Books: http://www.trebleheartbooks.com/WDManley.html 

Mark Manley is planning to attend the upcoming Winter Face-to-Face in Tempe, and has 
offered a special prize to the winner of the Rookies and Primus tournaments:  An 
autographed copy of Dark Arena, autographed by the author, the artist, and the RSI 
staff!  In addition, as a special prize, the top up-and-coming tournament manager will 
also receive an autographed copy!  Mark will have copies of Dark Arena available at 
the tournament, and as a special bonus, each copy of Dark Arena sold at the FTF will 
include one new team rollup!  We hope that many of you can venture to Tempe to 
participate in the Face-to-Face, compete in the tournament, and congratulate Mark in 
person on his achievement!

                        BLOODGAMES at the WINTER FACE-TO-FACE

Back by popular demand, we will be having Bloodgames at the Winter FTF!  For those of 
you who always wanted the chance to manage the last warrior standing alive upon the 
arena sands, your day has come.  At the end of the ten turns, even though several 
warriors, bruised and scarred, MAY yet live, only one will be crowned Champion of the 
Bloodgames.  And in this game mere survival counts for little.  A great general once 
said, "The object of battle is not to die for your cause, but to make your enemy die 
for his."  This general would have greatly enjoyed the Duelmasters Bloodgames.  There 
will be two different arenas:

     DM 96:  for Face-to-Face attendees, with turn-by-turn strategies, and 
     DM 97:  for all managers, with one strategy for all ten rounds

Gameplay proceeds according to standard DM rules, except for a few notable exceptions: 

BLOODGAMES ROLLUP --  Your Bloodgames team is ten warriors, one of each fighting 
style, each warrior designed from scratch!  (All is 84 points, 3-21, as usual.)

DEATH -- As the name implies, the Bloodgames will leave the arena sands somewhat darker 
before they're over.  It's a dangerous sport intended only for the tough and spirited.  
The Arenamaster will be less likely to intercede on behalf of a dying warrior.  Even 
at a 1 kill desire, kill attempts will occur.

REPLACEMENTS AND ROLLUPS -- There will be no replacement characters.  

CHALLENGES AND STRATEGIES -- In DM 96, there no regular challenges, only bloodfeuds.  
For DM 97, warriors may not change their strategy from round to round (to make it fair 
for those who could not attend the F-t-F).  There will be no DA challenges.

TURN PROCESSING AND DUE DATES -- If you are not attending the FTF, we must have your 
rollups and strategies by Wednesday, January 11, else they are due by 9pm on Friday, at 
the hotel.  The Bloodgames will process at the FTF with the regular tournament.  

MISSED TURNS -- All warriors fight each round.  Only the dead may rest.

ERRORS -- If we make an input error, that warrior will be awarded a win and kill.  
Errors must be reported before the next turn processes.  

NEWSLETTER -- Warriors are ranked according to their number of kills.  Champions of 
Bloodgames may write a column for the newsletter at the end of the games. 

FEES -- A Bloodgames rollup costs a $10 set-up fee.  Managers may roll up more than 
one team but may run only one team in each arena.  The fee for all ten rounds is $49. 

AWARDS -- The Bloodgames last ten rounds.  Only warriors who survive to the end of 
Turn 10 will be eligible for an award.  However, a consolation award of a Bloodgames 
T-shirt will be awarded to the dead warrior with the most kills.

The living warrior with the greatest number of kills will be the Bloodgames Champion.  
Bloodgames Victor titles, 2nd and 3rd place, and Bloodgames Runner-up titles, 4th 
through 6th place, will be awarded to those living warriors with the greatest number 
of kills at the end of Turn 10, with one other important consideration:  Each of these 
six warriors must be of a different fighting style.  Win/loss records and, if 
necessary, recognition points will only be used to determine awards if there is a tie.  

A Bloodgames T-shirts will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most kills.

The Bloodgames Champion fights for free in Advanced Duelmasters, and all Champions and 
Victors earn Tournament Victor status, which allows them to challenge once per turn 
with increased priority.  These awards last for six months.  The manager of the 
Bloodgames Champion, Victors, and Runners-up will receive Bloodgames T-shirts.

AFTERMATH -- Warriors from the Bloodgames may not transfer to any other arena.  Once 
the games are over, the arena and teams will be disbanded.  The fighters have won 
their freedom and will never more be seen in the gladiatorial games.  A special bonus 
will, however, be awarded to the 1st through 3rd place warriors.  Lady Sheila 
Greywand, of the Isle of the Eye, has consented to allow the top three surviving 
gladiators in each Bloodgames admission to the Advanced Duelmasters Games.  Any 
special training required to qualify those three warriors for Advanced Duelmasters 
combat will be conducted before transfer into A.D.  Astute managers will note that 
this means a slim, but possible chance that a warrior designed from scratch will 
survive the Bloodgames, win one of the top three places, and go on to glory in A.D.  
That warrior could be yours!

         The challenge is yours to take.  The final plans are yours to make.  
          When the dust settles, remember:  To the victor goes the spoils!

                 NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENA (DM 85)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed in 
a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 85.  If you requested that your team be placed in a 
specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Any teams not transferred 
out of DM 85 by October 1 will be deleted.  If you have questions about any of your 
teams, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI 

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission. 

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 4 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                 EUGENE FLUCKY (82-41642) of MEDAL OF HONOR 30 (6955)
                             FGC (47-6648) of KAOS (695)
                  PRISONER B91 (82-53433) of DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)
                   PRISONER 0381 82-42371 of DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 13-15, 2012.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $134.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which 
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport 
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, 
jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--please make your reservation by December 15 
before the block is released!  (This is prime season for Phoenix, and people have been
unable to book rooms because they waited too long.)  Look for the tournament info 
sheet and minioverviews some time in December.  We hope you're all looking forward to 
it and that we will see you there!

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 14-16, 2011.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $129.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which 
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception (yes, really!), free 
airport shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, 
jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--please make your reservation by December 22 
before the block is released!  (This is prime season for Phoenix, and people have been
unable to book rooms because they waited too long.)  Look for the tournament info 
sheet and minioverviews some time in December.  We hope you're all looking forward to 
it and that we will see you there!

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                      JAVA THE HUTT (11-7084) COFFEE WARS  (608)  
                       ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) ROYAL FLUSH  (48)  
                     PUSSY GALORE (82-9062) ROYAL FELINES  (1334)  
                  IMMACULATE (82-35293) SUPERIOR FORCES 4503  (5814)
                     FAT PANTS (82-39862) HAPPY HOLIDAYS  (6631) 
                    TROUE BIDE (82-46080) SACS DE SABLE 3  (7727) 
                     MAD MAX (82-56014) THE WILLBURYS 77  (9435) 
                        CALEB (84-2901) OF WOLF & MAN 5  (573)  

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

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