DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/17/2002    Duedate: 04/30/2002

SIBIKHAS ARENA

DM-37    TURN-398

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BELESARIUS
ROMAN EMPIRE (49)
(37-2370) [16-17-1,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BELESARIUS                     BLACKBIRD
ROMAN EMPIRE (49)              BIRD'S BOYS (242)
(37-2370) [16-17-1,100]        (37-2892) [6-2-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BELESARIUS                     BLACKBIRD
ROMAN EMPIRE (49)              BIRD'S BOYS (242)
(37-2370) [16-17-1,100]        (37-2892) [6-2-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MERLIN'S LOT (50)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MERLIN'S LOT (50)           46
2. BIRD'S BOYS (242)            2      MERLIN'S LOT (50)
3. ROMAN EMPIRE (49)           -2      Unchartered Team
4. WONDERLAND (375)            -8
                                       BIRD'S BOYS (242)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BIRD'S BOYS (242)          6   2  0 75.0   1/ 2 MERLIN'S LOT (50)        11  4 1
 2/ 2 MERLIN'S LOT (50)        897 754 96 54.3   2/ 3 WONDERLAND (375)          8  7 1
 3/ 3 WONDERLAND (375)         123 135  6 47.7   3/ 1 ROMAN EMPIRE (49)         6  9 0
 4/ 4 ROMAN EMPIRE (49)        222 248 16 47.2   4/ 4*BIRD'S BOYS (242)         2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 441): SCALIA of SUPREME COURT (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 326): TICK of INTIMIDATORS (Mr. T, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 446): MARILITH of THE BALROGS (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 443): JEZEBEL of DOGS OF WAR (Sun Tsu, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 442): AURORA of SHADOW AND LIGHT (Shadowgate, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 445): DE BERRY of WHAT'S UP DOC (Moriarty, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 442): BEAR of BIG BAD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 437): SIR CUITOUS of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 428): HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 427): VALOURIUS of WARRIORS BORN (Lord Steel, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 401): SWINGING DOOR of THE CHADS (Rillion, mgr.)
 DM  37 SIBIKHAS (turn 397): VISTAN of WONDERLAND (Malice, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 392): VALLANT of BLENDING ENTHRONED (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 167): GABRIA HAND of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jinda, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 379): MR. WRINKLE-FREE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 327): BLOODY MARY of GENOCIDE (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 154): DISPOSABLE CAMERA of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  58 DELARQ TOR (turn 288): KNIFE RACK of KITCHEN STUFF (Le Chef, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 142): ACHAIERAI of BAATANAR'RITEZU (Asmo Dius, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 277): PARAGON of LAST EXIT (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 119): IMBECILIC of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 320): MR. CILANTRO of WASTELAND II from BONSUR (The Muffin 
                             Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 441): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 326): ANGELS OF CHAOS (Lord Chaos, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 446): THE BALROGS (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 443): CHAMPIONS (Shadowgate, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 442): BRITERON BY (Tore, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 445): WHAT'S UP DOC (Moriarty, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 442): ANIMAL ATTACK (? mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 437): TERRAPIN STATION (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 428): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 427): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 401): THE CHADS (Rillion, mgr.)
 DM  37 SIBIKHAS (turn 397): ROMAN EMPIRE (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 392): GOLDEN OLDIES (D.J., mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 167): none
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 379): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 327): GENOCIDE (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 154): INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  58 DELARQ TOR (turn 288): GENTLEMEN'S CLUB (Thorn, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 142): HERETIC KNIGHTS (Baphomet, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 277): AS SEEN ON TV (Indimar Fallon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 119): DEATH-N-HONOR (? mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 320): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 440): CARTMAN of HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 445): MR. OCTOBER of FAMOUS HITTERS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 427): WHITE WATER HIPPO of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 401): SWINGING DOOR of THE CHADS (Rillion, mgr.)
              (turn 400): SOVEREIGN SOLDIER of REVELATIONS (SOL, mgr.)
                          OAKEN SPRITE of WOWEKA'S WORST (Still/A., mgr.)
 DM  37 SIBIKHAS (turn 397): VISTAN of WONDERLAND (Malice, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 327): K-TOM CURREN of WAVE WARRIORS II (Dr. Surfer, mgr.)
                 (turn 326): CHRISTIANITY of GENOCIDE (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 118): S-LOMME of SOUTHERN FOLK (Uncle Charlie, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I must admit that I'm surprised at my luck in getting out of here before the 
crash.  Thanks to all who helped.

                                        Vistan

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon SIBIKHAS, for 
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  ROMAN EMPIRE?  Who?  MERLIN'S LOT is the top team 
these days, buddies!  MERLIN'S LOT had cause to celebrate, after DER BOOBABE got 12 
points by beating DECIMUS AUSONIUS.  QUINTUS CATALUS certainly had a baffled 
expression on his face, after losing to VENOMOUS CONCUBINE and losing 15 points in 
the process!  In SIBIKHAS, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves 
a new Duelmaster, BELESARIUS.  So who's the team that's been walking into taverns 
last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     So much to report, so little time!  Perhaps the warriors of ROMAN EMPIRE should 
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  Like a pup with its tail 
between its legs, MERLIN'S LOT scurried away from ROMAN EMPIRE.  Oh, the shame!  Is 
it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it 
is, DER BOOBABE is the most challenged warrior.   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  The audience 
gave a nice round of rasberries to DECIMUS AUSONIUS of ROMAN EMPIRE, for expiring in 
such an ungraceful fashion.  7-6-0, indeed!  Justice was served as MORITENI fought 
TEACUP in bloodfeud.  Well done, MERLIN'S LOT!  Questions are being raised about the 
disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in SIBIKHAS would I 
avoid!   
     All good things must come to an end.  As the seasons change, and the creatures 
of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  Like a mixed 
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid SIBIKHAS farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BELESARIUS 2370              16  17  1   100       ROMAN EMPIRE (49)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DER BOOBABE 4726             10   5  4    76       MERLIN'S LOT (50)
 QUINTUS CATALUS 4070         11   9  0    74       ROMAN EMPIRE (49)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACKBIRD 2892                6   2  0    66       BIRD'S BOYS (242)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MADAME ROUGE 4721             8  13  0    43       WONDERLAND (375)
-JULIE GELHAUSEN 4657          8   8  0    43       LIFELONG LOVES (399)
 ALLIE DEER 4732               8   7  0    37       WONDERLAND (375)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MS WUNDERFUL 4743             6   2  0    33       WONDERLAND (375)
 MORITENI 4750                 4   1  0    31       MERLIN'S LOT (50)
 FAITH 4740                    6   3  1    30       MERLIN'S LOT (50)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLODIUS AESOPUS 4739          4   6  0    22       ROMAN EMPIRE (49)
-SHARON HAGEDORN 4674          3   1  1    22       LIFELONG LOVES (399)
 THE RINGTHROWER 4762          2   1  0    21       MERLIN'S LOT (50)
 TEACUP 4749                   2   4  1    20       WONDERLAND (375)
 BARAZ 4763                    2   0  0    19       MERLIN'S LOT (50)
 CARACALLA 4748                2   4  0    10       ROMAN EMPIRE (49)
-NANCY HUBER 4677              2   2  0     8       LIFELONG LOVES (399)
-ANNETTE FUNICELLO 4659        1   3  0     7       LIFELONG LOVES (399)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PEGGY FLEMING 4675            1   1  0     4       LIFELONG LOVES (399)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
CHARITY 4761           0  1 0 MERLIN'S LOT 50       TEACUP 4749           396 JUST REV
DECIMUS AUSONIUS 4728  7  6 0 ROMAN EMPIRE 49       DER BOOBABE 4726      398         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Faith -- Sometimes that's not enough, I'm sorry to say.  It helps, of course, but 
sometimes more is needed...especially for one such as yourself.  Good luck, because 
that's what you'll need! -- Teacup

Quintus Catalus -- How did you manage to lose to me?  Not that I'm complaining, 
because those political points were obviously what I needed to graduate, but I'm 
really rotten as a gladiator. -- Vistan

Der Boobabe -- I have even less to say to you today, you over-stuffed wench. -- Allie 
Deer

Decimus Ausonius -- Ouch, I feel decimated! -- Madame Rouge

Clodius Aesopus -- I presume you know the story about the tortoise and the hare?  
Guess which role you got to fill today. -- Ms Wunderful

8 April 2002
Managers of the Aimed Blow style -- I will be hosting the LIRIN KIV AIMED BLOW 
CHALLENGE 2002 in glorious Lirin Kiv (if there is any interest.)  This challenge will 
begin on turn #196 and will run for 10 turns.  On turns 196-200, entered AB's MAY use 
weapons.  On turns 200-205 entered AB's MAY NOT use weapons.  Check the Lirin Kiv 
(ADM 107) newsletter for the point system and other information.  Warriors entering 
the challenge must be declared in the personal ads.  Think about reactivating and 
migrating your AB's to Lirin Kiv.  Let the challenge begin! -- The Icelord

12 April 2002
Fellow Andorian managers, we are saddened to see twenty arenas closing, ten of them 
Andorian.  We understand RSI's problem, we understand the problem of players who are 
spread as far as they reasonably can spread themselves, we understand the grief at 
seeing some favored arena closing down.  A concerted effort might save one or two of 
the arenas on the list from closing, but we cannot save them all.  If we try, we will 
lose them all.  Let us pick some one or two arenas to concentrate our efforts on.  I 
respectfully submit Ardivent, DM 46, as an arena worthy of our best efforts.  Though 
it has been small for some time, it has never been so small that it missed turns, as 
some on the list have done, and it has never lacked for involved managers.  There 
just haven't been quite enough of them.  Rather than dispersing and wasting our 
efforts trying to save half a dozen of the Andorian arenas on the list, I suggest we 
concentrate on this one. -- Master Cho, Bluvalley Warriors, Ardivent DM 46

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MORITENI bested TEACUP in a 2 minute Bloodfeud fight.
DECIMUS AUSONIUS was dealt death by DER BOOBABE in a exciting 2 minute Challenge duel.
CLODIUS AESOPUS was subdued by MS WUNDERFUL in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
VISTAN slimly lost to BELESARIUS in a popular 2 minute brutal veteran's Title contest.
QUINTUS CATALUS was devastated by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
BLACKBIRD savagely defeated MADAME ROUGE in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.
ALLIE DEER handily defeated CARACALLA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FAITH vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BARAZ vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
THE RINGTHROWER vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        12 -  11 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  25 -  2      47  |

Turn 398 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DER BOOBABE 4726           10   5  4   76 MERLIN'S LOT (50)
AIMED BLOW       QUINTUS CATALUS 4070       11   9  0   74 ROMAN EMPIRE (49)
SLASHING ATTACK  BLACKBIRD 2892              6   2  0   66 BIRD'S BOYS (242)
WALL OF STEEL    ALLIE DEER 4732             8   7  0   37 WONDERLAND (375)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BELESARIUS 2370.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BLACKBIRD 2892.  The ten other most popular fighters were DECIMUS AUSONIUS 4728, 
DER BOOBABE 4726, MORITENI 4750, BELESARIUS 2370, TEACUP 4749, CLODIUS AESOPUS 4739, 
MS WUNDERFUL 4743, ALLIE DEER 4732, FAITH 4740, and MADAME ROUGE 4721.

The least popular fighter this week was CARACALLA 4748.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were QUINTUS CATALUS 4070, THE RINGTHROWER 4762, BARAZ 4763, MADAME ROUGE 
4721, FAITH 4740, ALLIE DEER 4732, MS WUNDERFUL 4743, CLODIUS AESOPUS 4739, TEACUP 
4749, and BELESARIUS 2370.

The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:

VISTAN (37-4362) WONDERLAND (375)

                                 FACE-TO-FACE XXVIV

     The 2002 summer Face-to-Face will be held on 19-21 July 2002, Friday through 
Sunday, at the Radisson Indianapolis Airport Hotel in Indianapolis, Illinois (2500 
South High School Road).  Room rates are $85.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy.  The rooms 
are blocked, so you can call to reserve your room (tell them you're with the Reality 
Simulations convention).  Their phone number is 800-297-4639.  Our room block will be 
released on 1 July, so please reserve your room now.
     The hotel is located at the airport and has a complimentary shuttle. Parking is 
free.  There are many amenities, restaurants and lounge at the hotel.  Look for more 
transportation information on the tournament announcement.
     The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in June. 
     If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue.  If you have, 
you'll be back.  Don't miss this one, it'll be way too much fun!  See you there! 

                                          -- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff

*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*  NEWS BULLETIN -- Second Edition  *--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*

     In the interests of better dueling for all, those arenas which are and have been 
for some time quite small are being closed.  The regular-speed (two-week) arenas will 
close at the end of April, the slow (four-week) arenas at the end of May.  The arenas 
which will be closed are:

         DM 13 Dullens            DM 46 Ardivent           DM 63 Amen-Tei   
         DM 20 Seam               DM 48 Caer               DM 64 Kurukar    
         DM 23 Ti                 DM 49 Vithicar           DM 66 Tarrgir    
         DM 27 Point              DM 53 Khalhums           DM 67 Barikala   
         DM 34 Monuntial          DM 55 Khalani            DM 76 Simtakka   
         DM 37 Sibikhas           DM 57 Andor              DM 79 Miroi Chang
         DM 44 Krill              DM 58 Delarq Tor       
                         
     In order to participate in regular arena dueling, managers in these closed arenas 
may choose to move their team to any other arena.  It is not necessary to move a team 
for its warriors to compete in tourneys; inactive teams will remain in these closed 
arenas until/unless they move (similar to the arenas of Firehold, Cimmeriac, or 
Sentern, DM 68-70).  Teams from closed arenas may transfer to any arena, even an arena 
where their manager already has an active team; in such a case, both teams will be 
allowed to fight.  As in the past, warriors already graduated to ADM will retain their 
old identification numbers from their original arena, but their transferred teammates 
in the new arena will receive new identification numbers for their new arena.  Moved 
teams and warriors will retain all their training, records, and other attributes when 
they move, and may begin fighting in their new arena immediately.  
     There are two exceptions to the above team transfer rule, however.  Managers 
may not transfer teams to DM 93 (Noblish Island).  Also, in DM 33 (Niytyole Island), a 
manager may not have more than one team in the arena; a manager could transfer a team 
into this arena from a closed arena, but would have to transfer the old one out first. 
     We realize that most managers have strong loyalty to their home arenas and would 
like their arenas to remain open.  If managers and arenas work together to collect 
fifteen active teams in one of these arenas, that arena will remain open.  Similarly, 
if there is enough interest, we could reopen any of these arenas at a later date.  If 
this happens, any teams which transferred out will be allowed to return.  
     These measures are being taken in the interests of better dueling for all, the 
reasoning being that arenas with only a small number of teams are simply not as fun as 
larger arenas with more managers interacting.  This move also gives us the flexibility 
to reopen arenas or open new arenas at some time in the future, if there is interest.  
     Requests for team transfer may be directed to Customer Service at any time.  

                                          -- RSI

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                                      A REMINDER

     On behalf of the mailroom slaves, please, please, put your arena number on 
everything, including your personals and diplos!  
     All diplos must show the recipient's name, team name, and arena number.  
     Sometimes stuff gets misfiled, delayed, not printed, or not delivered because we 
don't know where it belongs.  Thank you.
                                          -- A lowly mailroom slave

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