ROOKIES TOURNAMENT
             DM 210 TURN 8

TOURNAMENT WARRIORS           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCYTHE 61-3284               8   0  1   25  BLADES OF TERROR (104)     JURINE
 PREMATURE 83-1336            8   0  0   24  DISTURBING BEHAVIOR (402)  TOURNEY ARENA
 THE DEALER'S SHEEP 83-1116   8   0  0   24  DARK CIRCLE PETS (379)     TOURNEY ARENA
 SPEEDY 83-1773               8   0  0   24  FASSTER THAN YOU (450)     TOURNEY ARENA
 OLD BILLFOLD 83-1819         7   1  2   24  11405G (456)               TOURNEY ARENA
 FABULOUS 81-2501             7   1  1   23  DARK TOADS 05F (232)       TOURNEY ARENA
 CANDY CLAP 75-3058           7   1  1   23  ONE NIGHT STAND (178)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 BLACK OPS 69-12232           7   1  1   23  WAR (127)                  CIMMERIAC
 WILL-O-WISP 83-1946          7   1  0   22  FUN IN THE FIELDS (478)    TOURNEY ARENA
 BASS MAN 82-30441            7   1  0   22  FISHING HOLE 2 (292)       DWES EG 
 DIAMOND 81-2489              7   1  0   22  DARK TOADS 05D (230)       TOURNEY ARENA
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    7   1  0   22  TEAM FLOYD (89)            CLIFFHOME
 COMMANDO VERN 81-2420        7   1  0   22  T.M.I. (220)               TOURNEY ARENA
 ANIMAL FARM 69-14794         7   1  0   22  MORE MOVIE STUFF 2 (143)   CIMMERIAC
 QUIMBY 83-1753               7   1  0   22  MIDDLE MAN (447)           TOURNEY ARENA
 MSM 82-32613                 7   1  0   22  121604K (339)              DWES EG 
 CIRCUMCISION SPEC 69-15012   7   1  0   22  5 PRECISE GUYS (145)       CIMMERIAC
 BILLY JO 81-2170             7   1  0   22  THIRSTY THUGS 0505 (186)   TOURNEY ARENA
 KELLY BUNDY 36-6669          7   1  0   22  GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (84)     JHANS
 NICKELS 82-24126             7   1  0   22  CLINTONITES (259)          DWES EG 
 PR0N 9-5134                  7   1  0   22  SPRINGFIELD (19)           ZUKAL
 RASCALLY RILLION 82-30091    7   1  0   22  BLADE BROTHERS 16 (286)    DWES EG 
 HENRIK MERIMO 83-1386        7   1  0   22  SENTINELS OF VI (411)      TOURNEY ARENA
 STICKY KEYBOARD 83-1065      7   1  0   22  SURFING (372)              TOURNEY ARENA
 MASTER OF DOMAIN 83-1079     7   1  0   22  SEINFELD (375)             TOURNEY ARENA
 BLOODY KINK 82--32526        7   1  0   22  THE SAVAGE KINKS (364)     DWES EG 
 SARADOC 21-5987              7   1  0   22  BRANDY HALL (51)           SUNSET
 ABOMINATION 82-29232         7   1  0   22  THE BROTHERHOOD 95 (278)   DWES EG 
 ARTIST 82-32520              7   1  0   22  SHARON STUFF (331)         DWES EG 
 MASTER CHIEF 82-32603        7   1  0   22  121604I (338)              DWES EG 
 SABLE 82-28104               7   1  0   22  DARK TOADS 04K (273)       DWES EG 
 TYPHOON 35-3895              6   2  1   21  DIRT DEVILS (80)           MURSKA
 A'AMON 81-2232               6   2  1   21  HELLBOURNE (191)           TOURNEY ARENA
 TONKA 70-10198               6   2  1   21  70'S CHILD (165)           SENTERN
 PUMPING ON STEELE 81-2256    6   2  1   21  NO RESPECT (196)           TOURNEY ARENA
 PUMPS 81-2408                6   2  1   21  SHOES (218)                TOURNEY ARENA
 FEYR 82-18284                6   2  1   21  TUFT TUGGERS #4 (254)      DWES EG 
 AD! 65-5804                  6   2  1   21  HITLIST 46 (107)           DAL SHANG
 SUCROSE 83-1774              6   2  1   21  THINGS YOU DRINK (451)     TOURNEY ARENA
 SNARK 69-15719               6   2  1   21  MUPPETS 2 (160)            CIMMERIAC
 LASSIE 70-10231              6   2  1   21  MISERABLE CURS (167)       SENTERN
 J'AZIN 81-2233               6   2  0   20  HELLBOURNE (191)           TOURNEY ARENA
 WUSTHOF 12-6098              6   2  0   20  SIMON SEZ SLASH? (30)      RIZTAB
 DESSERT 83-2034              6   2  0   20  SI[EROPR FPRCES 1505 (490) TOURNEY ARENA
 FRED 83-1780                 6   2  0   20  I AM (452)                 TOURNEY ARENA
 T'AMON 81-2229               6   2  0   20  HELLBOURNE (191)           TOURNEY ARENA
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         6   2  0   20  BLUNT FORCE (71)           LAPUR
 DOG SNOT 81-2144             6   2  0   20  HEPA FILTERED (182)        TOURNEY ARENA
 LITTLE MONSTER 82-30145      6   2  0   20  LUROCIANS FTF04M4 (288)    DWES EG 
 ANNA KORNIKOVA 70-10253      6   2  0   20  SWEET DREAMS 2 (171)       SENTERN
 CLOSET MAID 83-1898          6   2  0   20  LOWES (468)                TOURNEY ARENA
 DAMAGED DENNY 17-6669        6   2  0   20  SPECIAL ED (41)            ALJAFIR
 SCREAMING INFANT 83-1136     6   2  0   20  ON THE PLANE (382)         TOURNEY ARENA
 MANGO 81-2407                6   2  0   20  FRUITS (217)               TOURNEY ARENA
 GENERAL PANIC 82-32619       6   2  0   20  121604L (340)              DWES EG 
 GILLETTE III 81-2301         6   2  0   20  ATROX FACTORY IV (200)     TOURNEY ARENA
 HOMESTAR 81-2350             6   2  0   20  HOMESTAR & CO (208)        TOURNEY ARENA
 SON OF WAFFLE EA 82--32490   6   2  0   20  SPECIAL ED 155 (366)       DWES EG 
 THE GREEN MONSTER 82-32177   6   2  0   20  FENWAY FREAKS (316)        DWES EG 
 TOO SMALL 83-2110            6   2  0   20  TOYOTA (502)               TOURNEY ARENA
 ANGUISH 71-5009              6   2  0   20  THE BROTHERHOOD 72 (173)   KYR'TERR
 SIXER 81-2654                6   2  0   20  MILLER LITE (246)          TOURNEY ARENA
 KINKY MCKINK 82--32522       6   2  0   20  THE SAVAGE KINKS (364)     DWES EG 
 SOPHITIA 82--32560           6   2  0   20  DRAGON JUNKIES Z3 (359)    DWES EG 
 ICE CUBE 81-2515             6   2  0   20  DARK TOADS 05I (234)       TOURNEY ARENA
 QUEEN 81-2542                6   2  0   20  DARK TOADS 05Q (236)       TOURNEY ARENA
 ZEPPO 83-1652                6   2  0   20  INFERNALS (432)            TOURNEY ARENA
 VILNIUS SHILLINGTO 11-6482   6   2  0   20  TUFT TUGGERS (29)          ARUAK CITY
 ROCKY BALBOA 83-1165         6   2  0   20  PUGILISTS (384)            TOURNEY ARENA
 BACKLASH 82-30071            6   2  0   20  BLADE BROTHERS 12 (284)    DWES EG 
 ROCK 83-1016                 6   2  0   20  WEB SERVICE (371)          TOURNEY ARENA
 TURNIP TORNEDO 11-6351       6   2  0   20  GARDEN OF EVIL (25)        ARUAK CITY
 MOON 83-2048                 6   2  0   20  SUPERIOR FORCES 1507 (492) TOURNEY ARENA
 AXE EM BOUT ME! 81-2572      6   2  0   20  NOBLE ON FIRE (240)        TOURNEY ARENA
 INTRUDER 83-2082             6   2  0   20  WEAPONS (497)              TOURNEY ARENA
 GHOSTKNIFE 18-8759           6   2  0   20  THUNDR + LITENING (46)     TALCAMA
 STREAM POWER 81-2215         6   2  0   20  GEOGRAPHY 301 (190)        TOURNEY ARENA
 EGG SHEN 82-16507            6   2  0   20  BIG TROUBLE (253)          DWES EG 
 MICROBRAIN 82-30077          6   2  0   20  BLADE BROTHERS 13 (285)    DWES EG 
 JERRY SPRINGER 83-1183       6   2  0   20  DORKS (386)                TOURNEY ARENA
 LAME CODES 82-27046          6   2  0   20  ENIGMA 2 (263)             DWES EG 
 JAG 82--32578                6   2  0   20  WENSINWASIN Z2 (358)       DWES EG 
 0040 82-32075                6   2  0   20  OCT 2004 21 (313)          DWES EG 
 UNCLE LEO 83-1086            6   2  0   20  SEINFELDISM (376)          TOURNEY ARENA
 YADA YADA 81-2344            6   2  0   20  DOUBLE TAKE (207)          TOURNEY ARENA
 KOBE BRYANT 83-1187          6   2  0   20  DORKS (386)                TOURNEY ARENA
 SARAH MICHELLE 83-1990       6   2  0   20  HEAVENLY BODIESV (486)     TOURNEY ARENA
 LEAVE DUST 83-1703           6   2  0   20  ERASERS (440)              TOURNEY ARENA
 RAP MUSIC 70-10250           6   2  0   20  OXYMORONS (170)            SENTERN
 0038 82-32066                6   2  0   20  OCT 2004 19 (312)          DWES EG 
 SCUDDER 83-2088              6   2  0   20  CARNIVALE (498)            TOURNEY ARENA
 0042 82-32081                6   2  0   20  OCT 2004 22 (314)          DWES EG 
 SL3 83-2031                  6   2  0   20  SUPERIOR FORCES 1504 (489) TOURNEY ARENA
 SKADADDLE 11-6468            6   2  0   20  SKASMONAUTS (26)           ARUAK CITY

ELIMINATED WARRIORS           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANAGER'S DARE 82-32529      5   3  2   20  LET'S CU DO IT! (333)      DWES EG 
 N. GORGED 9-5125             5   3  2   20  LETTER BOMBS (18)          ZUKAL
 WET DOORS 83-2136            5   3  2   20  WATER HOUSE (507)          TOURNEY ARENA
 PEREGRINE FALCON 3-6495      5   3  1   19  NEED FOR SPEED (11)        OSKSI
 P 82-31396                   5   3  1   19  ECG (299)                  DWES EG 
 HOTTUB FLATULENCE 60-6738    5   3  1   19  SMOOTH OPERATORS (101)     ARADI
 FLASH 81-2383                5   3  1   19  BLITZKRIEG II (213)        TOURNEY ARENA
 0032 82-32055                5   3  1   19  OCT 2004 17 (310)          DWES EG 
 MISTLETOE 82-32539           5   3  1   19  TIS THE SEASON (335)       DWES EG 
 NOOK AND CRANNY 83-1895      5   3  0   18  LOWES (468)                TOURNEY ARENA
 BUBBLE BOY 82--32489         5   3  0   18  SPECIAL ED 191 (367)       DWES EG 
 CUP OF TOE 47-5433           5   3  0   18  MYSTIC ORC FEAST (96)      NORTH FORK
 JOJO 81-2176                 5   3  0   18  THIRSTY THUGS 0507 (187)   TOURNEY ARENA
 CHOP AND DICE 83-2125        5   3  0   18  KITCHEN SHEARS (505)       TOURNEY ARENA
 BUTTERCUP YELLOW 83-1948     5   3  0   18  FUN IN THE FIELDS (478)    TOURNEY ARENA
 KEYS 83-2141                 5   3  0   18  SUCH THINGS (508)          TOURNEY ARENA
 CLUMSY OAF 83-1841           5   3  0   18  11405K (458)               TOURNEY ARENA
 JAMIE KING 36-6670           5   3  0   18  GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (84)     JHANS
 JASON CULLINANE 69-15703     5   3  0   18  THE GUARDIANS 3 (158)      CIMMERIAC
 POP ROCK 82-31879            5   3  0   18  SWEET DREAMS (305)         DWES EG 
 SCREAMER 26-4538             5   3  0   18  HOME LIFE (65)             CALEAM
 ALARIC 21-5993               5   3  0   18  THE BARBARIAN HORDE (52)   SUNSET
 NEON NECROMANCER 83-1162     5   3  0   18  TRANSVESTITES R US (383)   TOURNEY ARENA
 BRIAN KINNEY 82-27703        5   3  0   18  QUEER AS FOLK (269)        DWES EG 
 TORIANNE LOCKCHILD 69-7774   5   3  0   18  LUSCIOUS ANGELS (120)      CIMMERIAC
 SALTLICK KILLER 81-2359      5   3  0   18  THIRD COAST KILLERS (210)  TOURNEY ARENA
 GIZZARD 82--32539            5   3  0   18  COLLEGE RADIO 3 (362)      DWES EG 
 ELECTRIC BLUE 82-32218       5   3  0   18  BADLY DRAWN BLADES (320)   DWES EG 
 TUTTER 81-2253               5   3  0   18  BIG BLUE HOUSE (195)       TOURNEY ARENA
 WALL CRAWLER 83-1636         5   3  0   18  DUMB TOYS (429)            TOURNEY ARENA
 PRINCE OF LIES 20-3664       5   3  0   18  TEAM FOUR (49)             SEAM
 AL KAYDA 25-5085             5   3  0   18  FUNKY FOLK VI (61)         LYRATILAN
 RUDE GIRL 82--32659          5   3  0   18  PROJECT MAYHEM XI (356)    DWES EG 
 OPEN BAR 18-8721             5   3  0   18  GET OUTTA MY WAY (42)      TALCAMA
 SKRAW 81-2231                5   3  0   18  HELLBOURNE (191)           TOURNEY ARENA
 ALISORA SPIRTIBLAD 83-1601   5   3  0   18  DEFENDERS OF VIR (422)     TOURNEY ARENA
 BEN 81-2609                  5   3  0   18  OLD WEST (245)             TOURNEY ARENA
 DOUKNOWWHATIMSAYN 81-2582    5   3  0   18  IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (242)   TOURNEY ARENA
 THIRD 83-1626                5   3  0   18  B.B. (427)                 TOURNEY ARENA
 STEELE BOOKIE 69-15698       5   3  0   18  FAIRY TALES 2 (155)        CIMMERIAC
 CLEAN 83-1648                5   3  0   18  DISHES (431)               TOURNEY ARENA
 12 83-2051                   5   3  0   18  SUPERIOR FORCES 1503 (493) TOURNEY ARENA
 LORD AXUS 82-19747           5   3  0   18  BLADES OF HONOR II (256)   DWES EG 
 RED FIVE 83-1675             5   3  0   18  SKULL SQUADRON (437)       TOURNEY ARENA
 SICKLE 61-3285               5   3  0   18  BLADES OF TERROR (104)     JURINE
 JITTER ADDICT 83-1814        5   3  0   18  11405F (455)               TOURNEY ARENA
 PORNO SMURF 83-1297          5   3  0   18  SHORTER THAN MIKES (395)   TOURNEY ARENA
 MILK O' MAG 83-1005          5   3  0   18  LOOSEN YA UP (370)         TOURNEY ARENA
 STYRENE 82-32511             5   3  0   18  H.F.C. (329)               DWES EG 
 MAKE MY DAY 72-5826          5   3  0   18  FILM FUN (175)             DRAGONHEAD
 SLICE 18-8726                6   2  0   20  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (43)    TALCAMA
 SLACK AND HASH 83-1846       5   3  1   19  11405L (459)               TOURNEY ARENA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
SLACK AND HASH 83-1846      5   3  1 11405L 459             SCYTHE 61-3284           8
TWIRLING TURD 69-15334      0   1  0 ALMOST 13 153          N. GORGED 9-5125         1
WHISTLIN' DIXIE 81-2392     4   2  0 ARGONAUTS 214          WET DOORS 83-2136        6
RI'S ROCKET 82--32589       1   3  0 BAD RI'S 357           PUMPING ON STEELE 81-2   4
WHOOSEURDADDY? 83-1410      5   2  0 BEAR TV 414            FABULOUS 81-2501         7
WHISTLIN DIXIE 36-6698      1   1  0 BLITZKRIEG 87          LASSIE 70-10231          2
LOT LIZARD 22-6344          0   2  0 BLITZKRIEG F2F 55      AYLA SECURA 36-6661      2
MOONCARVER 82-32255         0   1  0 BLOOD FORCE 322        OLD BILLFOLD 83-1819     1
WRENCH 83-1926              3   3  0 CATCH THIS 474         FEYR 82-18284            6
WILLING WANDA 69-15701      1   3  0 COOL THINGS 3 157      N. GORGED 9-5125         4
COACH 74-3977               2   3  0 CORPS 177              JACKKNIFE 14-4245        5
DAN RATHER 83-1233          0   1  0 CREDIBLE? 390          JACKSON TRAP 83-1384     1
SCORPION 82-32032           0   1  0 DARK TOADS 04S 308     I'LL LOSE 83-2120        1
HUGO 81-2509                4   3  0 DARK TOADS 05H 233     MISTLETOE 82-32539       7
JALOPY 81-2321              4   3  0 DARK TOADS 05J 202     OLD BILLFOLD 83-1819     7
SNAKE BIT 29-4603           1   3  0 DEATH THREAT 70        SNARK 69-15719           4
SING SING 81-2345           2   2  0 DOUBLE TAKE 207        ELEPHANT GRASS 83-1594   4
PIOUS LAR 82-30267          0   1  0 ENIGMA 6 289           VINNIE THE TUSH 83-109   1
WRY 12-6106                 1   1  0 ERRATA 31              A'AMON 81-2232           2
CREEPY CARL 83-1350         1   3  0 FORCE OF FIVE 2 405    JUDGE'S SECRETARY 17-6   4
BUNDLE OF JOY 83-1354       0   1  0 FORCE OF FIVE 3 406    LUMPS 83-1929            1
TOOTHLESS BEAVER 69-10796   0   2  0 FREAKS 122             LOST VIRGINITY 82-3252   2
SYR-DARYA 22-5983           2   1  0 GEOGRAPHY 101 54       HOTTUB FLATULENCE 60-6   3
TONYA MCQUICK 69-4529       0   1  0 GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRL 119 SPOONS 68-9990           1
BORING 83-2129              1   1  0 GOLF 506               SLACK AND HASH 83-1846   2
OATS 83-1623                3   2  0 GRAIN 426              SOLAR FLARE 82--32543    5
PIROJIL 69-15707            0   3  0 THE GUARDIANS 3 158    EX-GIRLFRIEND 24-4618    3
MARSHMELLO MAN 82-32022     0   1  0 HARMLESS 306           JIBBA JABBA 82--32743    1
POLARIS 83-1982             1   3  0 HEAVENLY BODIESIII 484 BLUE BEARD 21-6006       4
CAT PUKE 81-2148            0   2  0 HEPA FILTERED 182      DISCOVERY 31-4194        2
W/L KILLER 82-29228         4   3  0 HILIST 9 277           TYPHOON 35-3895          7
TRIPONOUT! 81-2579          2   2  0 IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! 242 YANO 82-1767             4
PRINCE HARRY 83-1435        0   2  0 IN THE NEWS 416        WATCH FOR ANIMALS 81-2   2
CHIEF TOMTOM 30-4513        3   1  0 LENPROS 72             MANAGER'S DARE 82-3252   4
COUS COUS 82-32431          0   1  0 LUROCIAN FOODS 327     0004 82-30596            1
SPARHAWK 10-5493            3   1  0 MAINELY WARRIORS 20    PORK RINDS 81-2159       4
END ZONE 83-1901            1   2  0 MANIPULATED 469        PEON NECROMANCER 28-41   3
THE ROAD WARRIOR 69-15038   1   2  0 MORE MOVIE STUFF 3 147 WET DOORS 83-2136        3
RESO 83-1324                0   1  0 MORONS 400             PUMPS 81-2408            1
FETTENA 83-1327             2   2  0 MORONS 400             0032 82-32055            4
RASPUTIN 21-6004            1   3  0 NASTY MOB 53           ZYLIANARA 82-27743       4
CHICKEN HEART 81-2150       2   1  0 NOT QUITE 183          ANNIE DUKE 81-2554       3
0020 82-31476               1   1  0 OCT 2004 12 301        IKTHANUS 36-6691         2
HIT THE STEWARDES 83-1133   0   1  0 ON THE PLANE 382       PEREGRINE FALCON 3-649   1
HOT WINGS 83-1938           1   3  0 PIZZA BOX 476          THE CRACK 83-1247        4
HAWK 83-1956                1   2  0 PREDATORS II 480       FLASH 81-2383            3
QUBIC ZIRCONIUM 10-5600     0   1  0 QUBIT 21               REACHAROUND 83-1765      1
FALDO REBORN 28-4221        0   1  0 THE RED REAVERS 69     FANG 11-6479             1
JOHNNY JESUS 82-32186       0   2  0 RED SOX MANIA 317      MANAGER'S DARE 82-3252   2
ONE MAN ARMY 83-1223        2   2  0 ROOKIE ARMADA 47 389   CAT IN THE HAT 70-1023   4
THEFT OF THOUGHT 69-14916   4   3  0 ROOKIE MADNESS 144     P 82-31396               7
FLIP-FLOPS 81-2411          1   1  0 SHOES 218              CANDY CLAP 75-3058       2
WATCH FOR ANIMALS 81-2465   3   3  1 SIGNS 227              SUCROSE 83-1774          6
SLICE 18-8726               6   2  0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 43  AD! 65-5804              8
NS 18-8724                  2   2  0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 43  JIBBA JABBA 82--32743    4
RED PEPPERS 33-7312         2   3  0 VEGGIES 79             THE EVERLASTING 82-322   5
PANSIE 83-1598              2   2  0 VOLUNTEER FLOWERS 421  BILLY BOB 81-2478        4
TAYLOR RAY 16-5464          0   1  0 WENSINWASIN S.S. 36    IKTHANUS 36-6691         1
DEXTER 15-4637              2   1  0 WENSINWASIN Y.B. 34    TONKA 70-10198           3
RUGGED 83-1483              0   2  0 WHETSTONE 5WH 418      ARCH-LICH 69-15257       2
ZZZZ 22-6413                0   1  0 WOOT 57                BLACK OPS 69-12232       1
TACO BELL 82-28717          1   2  0 YO QUIERO 276          T-BONE 65-6063           3

	LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PEREGRINE FALCON 3-6495 of NEED FOR SPEED was bested by PR0N 9-5134 of SPRINGFIELD in a 1 minute amateur's fight.
N. GORGED 9-5125 of LETTER BOMBS was unbelievably bested by LAME CODES 82-27046 of ENIGMA 2 in a 3 minute beginner's battle.
TURNIP TORNEDO 11-6351 of GARDEN OF EVIL demolished J'AZIN 81-2233 of HELLBOURNE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SKADADDLE 11-6468 of SKASMONAUTS outwaited MAKE MY DAY 72-5826 of FILM FUN in a slow 33 minute brutal novice's contest.
VILNIUS SHILLINGTON 11-6482 of TUFT TUGGERS devastated FABULOUS 81-2501 of DARK TOADS 05F in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
WUSTHOF 12-6098 of SIMON SEZ SLASH? viciously subdued BRIAN KINNEY 82-27703 of QUEER AS FOLK in a 2 minute bloody amateur's match.
DAMAGED DENNY 17-6669 of SPECIAL ED overpowered 0040 82-32075 of OCT 2004 21 in a 5 minute uneven melee.
OPEN BAR 18-8721 of GET OUTTA MY WAY was outwaited by UNCLE LEO 83-1086 of SEINFELDISM in a slow 15 minute beginner's duel.
SLICE 18-8726 of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N was slaughtered by AD! 65-5804 of HITLIST 46 in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GHOSTKNIFE 18-8759 of THUNDR + LITENING overpowered BLACK OPS 69-12232 of WAR in a 1 minute gory uneven match.
PRINCE OF LIES 20-3664 of TEAM FOUR was overpowered by SPEEDY 83-1773 of FASSTER THAN YOU in a 5 minute one-sided match.
SARADOC 21-5987 of BRANDY HALL was bested by DOG SNOT 81-2144 of HEPA FILTERED in a 1 minute amateur's conflict.
ALARIC 21-5993 of THE BARBARIAN HORDE was savagely defeated by A'AMON 81-2232 of HELLBOURNE in a popular 4 minute amateur's match.
AL KAYDA 25-5085 of FUNKY FOLK VI was handily defeated by NICKELS 82-24126 of CLINTONITES in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SCREAMER 26-4538 of HOME LIFE was overpowered by MANGO 81-2407 of FRUITS in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 of BLUNT FORCE overcame LASSIE 70-10231 of MISERABLE CURS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody amateur's bout.
TYPHOON 35-3895 of DIRT DEVILS was luckily beaten by LITTLE MONSTER 82-30145 of LUROCIANS FTF04M4 in a 3 minute novice's bout.
KELLY BUNDY 36-6669 of GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS overpowered JASON CULLINANE 69-15703 of THE GUARDIANS 3 in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
JAMIE KING 36-6670 of GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS was bested by ANIMAL FARM 69-14794 of MORE MOVIE STUFF 2 in a 1 minute novice's contest.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 of TEAM FLOYD vanquished RED FIVE 83-1675 of SKULL SQUADRON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
CUP OF TOE 47-5433 of MYSTIC ORC FEAST was unbelievably bested by OLD BILLFOLD 83-1819 of 11405G in a 9 minute novice's contest.
HOTTUB FLATULENCE 60-6738 of SMOOTH OPERATORS was defeated by PUMPS 81-2408 of SHOES in a 2 minute novice's duel.
SCYTHE 61-3284 of BLADES OF TERROR assassinated SLACK AND HASH 83-1846 of 11405L in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SICKLE 61-3285 of BLADES OF TERROR was overpowered by ANNA KORNIKOVA 70-10253 of SWEET DREAMS 2 in a 2 minute brutal uneven match.
TORIANNE LOCKCHILDE 69-7774 of LUSCIOUS ANGELS was unbelievably bested by 0042 82-32081 of OCT 2004 22 in a 15 minute novice's fray.
CIRCUMCISION SPEC. 69-15012 of 5 PRECISE GUYS overpowered YADA YADA 81-2344 of DOUBLE TAKE in a 1 minute brutal uneven competition.
STEELE BOOKIE 69-15698 of FAIRY TALES 2 was outlasted by SABLE 82-28104 of DARK TOADS 04K in a dull 22 minute beginner's fight.
SNARK 69-15719 of MUPPETS 2 defeated ANGUISH 71-5009 of THE BROTHERHOOD 72 in a 1 minute novice's match.
TONKA 70-10198 of 70'S CHILD overpowered SOPHITIA 82--32560 of DRAGON JUNKIES Z3 in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
RAP MUSIC 70-10250 of OXYMORONS outwaited LORD AXUS 82-19747 of BLADES OF HONOR II in a crowd boring 40 minute gory amateur's match.
CANDY CLAP 75-3058 of ONE NIGHT STAND bested CLEAN 83-1648 of DISHES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's battle.
BILLY JO 81-2170 of THIRSTY THUGS 0505 overpowered NOOK AND CRANNY 83-1895 of LOWES in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
JOJO 81-2176 of THIRSTY THUGS 0507 was demolished by TOO SMALL 83-2110 of TOYOTA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
STREAM POWER 81-2215 of GEOGRAPHY 301 was viciously subdued by QUEEN 81-2542 of DARK TOADS 05Q in a 2 minute gruesome novice's bout.
T'AMON 81-2229 of HELLBOURNE overpowered SALTLICK KILLER 81-2359 of THIRD COAST KILLERS in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SKRAW 81-2231 of HELLBOURNE was handily defeated by THE DEALER'S SHEEP 83-1116 of DARK CIRCLE PETS in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
TUTTER 81-2253 of BIG BLUE HOUSE was defeated by GILLETTE III 81-2301 of ATROX FACTORY IV in a 2 minute beginner's battle.
PUMPING ON STEELE 81-2256 of NO RESPECT won victory over POP ROCK 82-31879 of SWEET DREAMS in a 3 minute novice's struggle.
HOMESTAR 81-2350 of HOMESTAR & CO viciously subdued MILK O' MAG 83-1005 of LOOSEN YA UP in a 2 minute gory amateur's duel.
FLASH 81-2383 of BLITZKRIEG II was devastated by ICE CUBE 81-2515 of DARK TOADS 05I in a 1 minute mismatched match.
COMMANDO VERN 81-2420 of T.M.I. was viciously subdued by BASS MAN 82-30441 of FISHING HOLE 2 in a 5 minute novice's conflict.
DIAMOND 81-2489 of DARK TOADS 05D savagely defeated SCUDDER 83-2088 of CARNIVALE in a popular 6 minute gory beginner's fight.
AXE EM BOUT ME! 81-2572 of NOBLE ON FIRE overcame MANAGER'S DARE 82-32529 of LET'S CU DO IT! in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
DOUKNOWWHATIMSAYN 81-2582 of IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! slimly lost to JAG 82--32578 of WENSINWASIN Z2 in a 20 minute novice's match.
BEN 81-2609 of OLD WEST was savagely defeated by WILL-O-WISP 83-1946 of FUN IN THE FIELDS in a popular 4 minute novice's battle.
SIXER 81-2654 of MILLER LITE devastated THIRD 83-1626 of B.B. in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
EGG SHEN 82-16507 of BIG TROUBLE was viciously subdued by LEAVE DUST 83-1703 of ERASERS in a unpopular 11 minute novice's battle.
FEYR 82-18284 of TUFT TUGGERS #4 bested QUIMBY 83-1753 of MIDDLE MAN in a 2 minute novice's match.
ABOMINATION 82-29232 of THE BROTHERHOOD 95 was bested by SUCROSE 83-1774 of THINGS YOU DRINK in a 2 minute novice's brawl.
BACKLASH 82-30071 of BLADE BROTHERS 12 overpowered NEON NECROMANCER 83-1162 of TRANSVESTITES R US in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MICROBRAIN 82-30077 of BLADE BROTHERS 13 luckily beat WET DOORS 83-2136 of WATER HOUSE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute amateur's fight.
RASCALLY RILLION 82-30091 of BLADE BROTHERS 16 overpowered 0032 82-32055 of OCT 2004 17 in a 2 minute one-sided match.
P 82-31396 of ECG was outwaited by MASTER CHIEF 82-32603 of 121604I in a 12 minute amateur's match.
0038 82-32066 of OCT 2004 19 outlasted ALISORA SPIRTIBLADE 83-1601 of DEFENDERS OF VIR in a unpopular 15 minute novice's conflict.
THE GREEN MONSTER 82-32177 of FENWAY FREAKS savagely defeated 12 83-2051 of SUPERIOR FORCES 1503 in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
ELECTRIC BLUE 82-32218 of BADLY DRAWN BLADES was vanquished by STICKY KEYBOARD 83-1065 of SURFING in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
STYRENE 82-32511 of H.F.C. was savagely defeated by CLOSET MAID 83-1898 of LOWES in a action packed 6 minute novice's fight.
ARTIST 82-32520 of SHARON STUFF overpowered CLUMSY OAF 83-1841 of 11405K in a action packed 5 minute one-sided battle.
MISTLETOE 82-32539 of TIS THE SEASON was overpowered by ROCK 83-1016 of WEB SERVICE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MSM 82-32613 of 121604K demolished FRED 83-1780 of I AM in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
GENERAL PANIC 82-32619 of 121604L was savagely defeated by SCREAMING INFANT 83-1136 of ON THE PLANE in a 2 minute novice's match.
RUDE GIRL 82--32659 of PROJECT MAYHEM XI was outlasted by KOBE BRYANT 83-1187 of DORKS in a dull 16 minute amateur's fight.
GIZZARD 82--32539 of COLLEGE RADIO 3 was devastated by ZEPPO 83-1652 of INFERNALS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
BLOODY KINK 82--32526 of THE SAVAGE KINKS subdued SON OF WAFFLE EAR 82--32490 of SPECIAL ED 155 in a 2 minute amateur's duel.
KINKY MCKINK 82--32522 of THE SAVAGE KINKS was demolished by MASTER OF DOMAIN 83-1079 of SEINFELD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BUBBLE BOY 82--32489 of SPECIAL ED 191 lost to HENRIK MERIMO 83-1386 of SENTINELS OF VI in a 2 minute novice's melee.
ROCKY BALBOA 83-1165 of PUGILISTS overcame BUTTERCUP YELLOW 83-1948 of FUN IN THE FIELDS in a 3 minute novice's melee.
JERRY SPRINGER 83-1183 of DORKS unbelievably bested KEYS 83-2141 of SUCH THINGS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal novice's fight.
PORNO SMURF 83-1297 of SHORTER THAN MIKES was outwaited by SARAH MICHELLE 83-1990 of HEAVENLY BODIESV in a 23 minute conflict.
PREMATURE 83-1336 of DISTURBING BEHAVIOR devastated CHOP AND DICE 83-2125 of KITCHEN SHEARS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WALL CRAWLER 83-1636 of DUMB TOYS was savagely defeated by MOON 83-2048 of SUPERIOR FORCES 1507 in a 2 minute novice's match.
JITTER ADDICT 83-1814 of 11405F was outlasted by SL3 83-2031 of SUPERIOR FORCES 1504 in a monotonous 26 minute beginner's match.
DESSERT 83-2034 of SI[EROPR FPRCES 1505 was devastated by INTRUDER 83-2082 of WEAPONS in a exciting 5 minute one-sided bout.

	BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        STYLE RECORD DURING THE TOURNEY     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      42         TOTAL PARRY      372 - 287 -  2      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     39         AIMED BLOW       446 - 347 - 11      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         PARRY-STRIKE      46 -  42 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 17         WALL OF STEEL    101 -  98 -  6      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         LUNGING ATTACK   269 - 291 - 13      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         STRIKING ATTACK  296 - 353 - 13      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-LUNGE       46 -  57 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         SLASHING ATTACK  115 - 167 - 10      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    59 -  91 -  5      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     23 -  37 -  1      38  |

Turn   8 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY       18 - 21         4  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  6     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        27 - 15     STRIKING ATTACK    6 - 11         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      3 -  7         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  4     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SCYTHE 61-3284              8   0  1   25 BLADES OF TERROR (104)
STRIKING ATTACK  PREMATURE 83-1336           8   0  0   24 DISTURBING BEHAVIOR (402)
AIMED BLOW       THE DEALER'S SHEE 83-1116   8   0  0   24 DARK CIRCLE PETS (379)
TOTAL PARRY      SPEEDY 83-1773              8   0  0   24 FASSTER THAN YOU (450)
WALL OF STEEL    BLACK OPS 69-12232          7   1  1   23 WAR (127)
PARRY-LUNGE      COMMANDO VERN 81-2420       7   1  0   22 T.M.I. (220)
SLASHING ATTACK  TYPHOON 35-3895             6   2  1   21 DIRT DEVILS (80)
BASHING ATTACK   AD! 65-5804                 6   2  1   21 HITLIST 46 (107)
PARRY-STRIKE     SON OF WAFFLE E 82--32490   6   2  0   20 SPECIAL ED 155 (366)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MISTLETOE 82-32539          5   3  1   19 TIS THE SEASON (335)

The overall popularity leader is NOOK AND CRANNY 83-1895.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was DIAMOND 81-2489.  The ten other most popular fighters were KEYS 
83-2141, DESSERT 83-2034, BASS MAN 82-30441, WET DOORS 83-2136, CLOSET MAID 83-1898, 
A'AMON 81-2232, TYPHOON 35-3895, CUP OF TOE 47-5433, CLUMSY OAF 83-1841, and JERRY 
SPRINGER 83-1183.

The least popular fighter this week was LORD AXUS 82-19747.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MAKE MY DAY 72-5826, SKADADDLE 11-6468, RAP MUSIC 70-10250, 
JITTER ADDICT 83-1814, SL3 83-2031, PORNO SMURF 83-1297, SARAH MICHELLE 83-1990, 
SABLE 82-28104, STEELE BOOKIE 69-15698, and JAG 82--32578.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        3  4 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  SENTERN(70)          3  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  0 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  TOURNEY ARENA(81)   14 12 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  DWES EG (82)        17 19 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  2 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 1  TOURNEY ARENA(83)   23 21 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 1  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PEREGRINE FALCON 3-6495      5   3  1   19  NEED FOR SPEED (11)        OSKSI
 PR0N 9-5134                  7   1  0   22  SPRINGFIELD (19)           ZUKAL
 VILNIUS SHILLINGTO 11-6482   6   2  0   20  TUFT TUGGERS (29)          ARUAK CITY
 WUSTHOF 12-6098              6   2  0   20  SIMON SEZ SLASH? (30)      RIZTAB
 DAMAGED DENNY 17-6669        6   2  0   20  SPECIAL ED (41)            ALJAFIR
 GHOSTKNIFE 18-8759           6   2  0   20  THUNDR + LITENING (46)     TALCAMA
 PRINCE OF LIES 20-3664       5   3  0   18  TEAM FOUR (49)             SEAM
 SARADOC 21-5987              7   1  0   22  BRANDY HALL (51)           SUNSET
 AL KAYDA 25-5085             5   3  0   18  FUNKY FOLK VI (61)         LYRATILAN
 SCREAMER 26-4538             5   3  0   18  HOME LIFE (65)             CALEAM
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         6   2  0   20  BLUNT FORCE (71)           LAPUR
 TYPHOON 35-3895              6   2  1   21  DIRT DEVILS (80)           MURSKA
 KELLY BUNDY 36-6669          7   1  0   22  GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (84)     JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    7   1  0   22  TEAM FLOYD (89)            CLIFFHOME
 CUP OF TOE 47-5433           5   3  0   18  MYSTIC ORC FEAST (96)      NORTH FORK
 HOTTUB FLATULENCE 60-6738    5   3  1   19  SMOOTH OPERATORS (101)     ARADI
 SCYTHE 61-3284               8   0  1   25  BLADES OF TERROR (104)     JURINE
 AD! 65-5804                  6   2  1   21  HITLIST 46 (107)           DAL SHANG
 BLACK OPS 69-12232           7   1  1   23  WAR (127)                  CIMMERIAC
 TONKA 70-10198               6   2  1   21  70'S CHILD (165)           SENTERN
 ANGUISH 71-5009              6   2  0   20  THE BROTHERHOOD 72 (173)   KYR'TERR
 MAKE MY DAY 72-5826          5   3  0   18  FILM FUN (175)             DRAGONHEAD
 CANDY CLAP 75-3058           7   1  1   23  ONE NIGHT STAND (178)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 FABULOUS 81-2501             7   1  1   23  DARK TOADS 05F (232)       TOURNEY ARENA
 BASS MAN 82-30441            7   1  0   22  FISHING HOLE 2 (292)       DWES EG 
 PREMATURE 83-1336            8   0  0   24  DISTURBING BEHAVIOR (402)  TOURNEY ARENA

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