DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

	Date   : 03/31/1997    Duedate: 04/05/1997

	OLD VALAMANTIS ARENA

	DM-96    TURN-3

	The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3 CLONES OF TUM II (316)    16  11  7 59.3   1/ 2 CLONES OF TUM II (316)   16 11 7
 2/ 2 WHY SELL THIS? (309)      18   8  6 69.2   2/ 4 WHY SELL THIS? (309)     18  8 6
 3/ 7 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)   17   8  6 68.0   3/ 7 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)  17  8 6
 4/ 5 IRON JUDGEMENT (307)      12  12  6 50.0   4/ 5 IRON JUDGEMENT (307)     12 12 6
 5/ 1 BLADES OF DEATH (302)     12  14  6 46.2   5/ 1 BLADES OF DEATH (302)    12 14 6
 6/ 8 WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)   14  10  5 58.3   6/ 8 WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)  14 10 5
 7/ 4 HEAD STONES (314)         12  15  5 44.4   7/ 3 HEAD STONES (314)        12 15 5
 8/ 6 THE CONVICTED (312)       12  13  4 48.0   8/ 6 THE CONVICTED (312)      12 13 4
 9/ 9 BLOODY LEGION (298)       10  12  4 45.5   9/ 9 BLOODY LEGION (298)      10 12 4
10/10 THE MERCS (317)            7  14  3 33.3  10/10 THE MERCS (317)           7 14 3
11/11 LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)      5  13  2 27.8  11/11 LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)     5 13 2

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASSASSIN 1802                 3   0  2    31       BLOODY LEGION (298)
 SIRLOIN TIP 1957              3   0  2    31       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 THAT GUY 2017                 3   0  2    25       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 NULAC 1897                    3   0  2    22       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
 PYTHON 1993                   2   1  2    17       THE MERCS (317)
 PARTISAN 1843                 2   1  2     9       BLADES OF DEATH (302)
 CHICKEN KNUCKLES 1982         2   1  2     9       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 COW ANUS 1986                 3   0  1    30       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 YES YOU! 2012                 3   0  1    25       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 CHORGAR 1891                  3   0  1    22       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
 THOSE MORONS 2019             3   0  1    21       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 RALPHIE 3-TOES 1950           3   0  1    20       THE CONVICTED (312)
 BLOOD PIE 1918                3   0  1    17       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 HEAD CHEESE 1920              3   0  1    11       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 CARMINE 1949                  3   0  1    10       THE CONVICTED (312)
 BAM BAM 1838                  2   1  1    25       LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)
 THAT DRIVER 2016              2   1  1    22       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 POT ROAST 1953                2   1  1    20       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 SWATON 1896                   2   1  1    19       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
 RAPIER 1844                   2   1  1    18       BLADES OF DEATH (302)
 PIG EARS 1916                 2   1  1    18       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 SHEEP HEART 1987              2   1  1    18       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 TUM THIGH 1988                2   1  1    18       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 ROAST BEEF 1960               2   1  1    14       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 SCRAPPLE 1917                 2   1  1     8       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 DEATH FATE 1808               2   1  1     8       BLOODY LEGION (298)
 CEDARSON 1970                 2   1  1     8       HEAD STONES (314)
 HOGS MAW 1911                 2   1  1     8       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 OMAS 1894                     1   2  1    12       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
 PEPPER STEAK 1955             1   2  1    11       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 TIGER GLAND 1985              1   2  1    11       CLONES OF TUM II (316)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AND YOU 2013                  1   2  1     8       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 FULL ROAMING VAPOR 1832       1   2  1     6       LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)
 LONGCUT PIGS FEET 1914        1   2  1     6       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 DART 1995                     1   2  1     6       THE MERCS (317)
 DUCK UDDER 1984               1   2  1     6       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 EGIL 1965                     1   2  1     6       HEAD STONES (314)
 PORTERHOUSE 1952              3   0  0    30       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 REDROD 1967                   3   0  0    28       HEAD STONES (314)
 MANAGER MANGLER 1991          3   0  0    20       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 SCORPYON 1994                 3   0  0    19       THE MERCS (317)
 CHITTLINS 1913                3   0  0    16       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 YOU OVER THERE 2018           3   0  0    14       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 RING PUDDING 1912             2   1  0    15       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 GROUND UP CHUCK 1954          2   1  0    15       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 TRIDENT 1849                  2   1  0    14       BLADES OF DEATH (302)
 YOU, TOO 2014                 2   1  0    11       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 SPONTOON 1845                 2   1  0     8       BLADES OF DEATH (302)
 ZIVON 1963                    2   1  0     7       HEAD STONES (314)
 TRIMOX 1825                   1   2  0    11       LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)
 MALIGN 1804                   1   2  0     9       BLOODY LEGION (298)
 POINARD 1841                  1   2  0     5       BLADES OF DEATH (302)
 DIRE 1805                     1   2  0     5       BLOODY LEGION (298)
 SNAPPY SNAPPER 1989           1   2  0     5       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 JOEY RAO 1944                 1   2  0     5       THE CONVICTED (312)
 SAMMY THE NOSE 1945           1   2  0     5       THE CONVICTED (312)
 DURCH 1892                    0   3  0     3       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
PERSISTANT BEGGAR 4    0  1 0   1                   TUM THIGH 1988          3 NONE    
GLAIVE 1850            2  1 2 BLADES OF DEATH 302   BAM BAM 1838            3         
FALCHION 1846          1  2 1 BLADES OF DEATH 302   THAT DRIVER 2016        3         
SABER 1842             0  1 0 BLADES OF DEATH 302   TORR THE BUTCHER 1969   1 REVENGED
FLAMBERGE 1847         0  2 0 BLADES OF DEATH 302   HOGS MAW 1911           2         
PICKAXE 1848           0  2 0 BLADES OF DEATH 302   CARMINE 1949            2         
DEATH STRIKE 1801      2  1 1 BLOODY LEGION 298     THAT GUY 2017           3         
GRYMM 1803             0  2 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     MYST 1962               2 JUST REV
PERNICIOUS 1806        0  1 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     POT ROAST 1953          1 REVENGED
BLOOD FALCON 1807      0  1 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     GLAIVE 1850             1         
BALE 1809              0  1 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     CHICKEN KNUCKLES 1982   1         
BANE 1810              1  1 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     THAT GUY 2017           2         
DEER HIDE 1983         0  1 0 CLONES OF TUM II 316  SCRAPPLE 1917           1         
MANNEQUIN MASTIF 1990  1  1 0 CLONES OF TUM II 316  PEPPER STEAK 1955       2         
TONY PEPPERONI 1942    1  2 1 THE CONVICTED 312     NULAC 1897              3         
BRUNO THE GIMP 1948    1  2 1 THE CONVICTED 312     BLOOD PIE 1918          3         
SALVATORE 1941         1  1 0 THE CONVICTED 312     AND YOU 2013            2         
AIELLO 1943            0  2 0 THE CONVICTED 312     PARTISAN 1843           2         
TOMMY GALLO 1946       1  1 0 THE CONVICTED 312     SWATON 1896             2         
UNCLE GUIDO 1947       0  1 0 THE CONVICTED 312     LONGCUT PIGS FEE 1914   1         
I SUPPOSE YOU 2015     0  1 0 DIE, MOFO, DIE II 319 SIRLOIN TIP 1957        1         
SHE CUT ME OFF 2020    0  2 0 DIE, MOFO, DIE II 319 EGIL 1965               2 JUST REV
THAT BITCH! 2021       0  1 0 DIE, MOFO, DIE II 319 BRUNO THE GIMP 1948     1         
MYST 1962              2  1 1 HEAD STONES 314       ASSASSIN 1802           3         
GARIN 1968             0  3 0 HEAD STONES 314       PYTHON 1993             3         
VAPOR 1971             1  2 1 HEAD STONES 314       THOSE MORONS 2019       3         
BJORN SUNLANCE 1964    0  2 0 HEAD STONES 314       HEAD CHEESE 1920        2         
CYNRIC 1966            0  2 0 HEAD STONES 314       FALCHION 1846           2         
TORR THE BUTCHER 1969  1  1 1 HEAD STONES 314       GLAIVE 1850             2         
BRENYL 1898            1  2 0 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    SIRLOIN TIP 1957        3         
ROWEL 1893             1  1 1 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    TONY PEPPERONI 1942     2 JUST REV
THUT 1895              1  1 0 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    TIGER GLAND 1985        2 JUST REV
NUYN 1899              0  1 0 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    PIG EARS 1916           1 REVENGED

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
RADEN 1900             0  1 0 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    PYTHON 1993             1         
YACKITCH 1831          0  1 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   DEATH FATE 1808         1         
I HATE REMUS 1833      0  1 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   NULAC 1897              1         
SPIDER MAN 1834        0  2 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   YES YOU! 2012           2         
SWAN 1835              1  1 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   OMAS 1894               2         
MOUNTAIN TROLL 1836    0  1 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   CHORGAR 1891            1         
BLACK OUT 1837         0  1 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   VAPOR 1971              1         
SIDAHS 1839            0  1 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   DUCK UDDER 1984         1 REVENGED
THE REAPER 2001        0  3 0 THE MERCS 317         ROAST BEEF 1960         3         
EINDRIDI 1992          1  1 0 THE MERCS 317         CEDARSON 1970           2         
DRAKO 1996             0  2 0 THE MERCS 317         RAPIER 1844             2         
SPARTA 1997            0  1 0 THE MERCS 317         FULL ROAMING VAP 1832   1         
GORGE 1998             0  2 0 THE MERCS 317         COW ANUS 1986           2         
KONGOL 1999            0  1 0 THE MERCS 317         DEATH STRIKE 1801       1         
PANTERA 2000           0  1 0 THE MERCS 317         ROWEL 1893              1 NONE    
FILET MIGNON 1959      1  2 0 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 CHICKEN KNUCKLES 1982   3         
CHEESE STEAK 1956      0  1 0 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 RALPHIE 3-TOES 1950     1         
PRIME RIB 1958         0  1 0 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 DART 1995               1 JUST REV
CHICKEN FRIED ST 1961  0  1 0 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 PARTISAN 1843           1         
INTESTINES 1919        0  1 0 WHY SELL THIS? 309    ASSASSIN 1802           1         
SHORTCUT PIGS FE 1951  0  1 0 WHY SELL THIS? 309    SHEEP HEART 1987        1 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHORGAR bested TIGER GLAND in a 2 minute amateur's Bloodfeud fight.
PEPPER STEAK lost to RALPHIE 3-TOES in a 3 minute beginner's Bloodfeud battle.
YES YOU! demolished EGIL in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
PORTERHOUSE devastated DART in a popular 2 minute one-sided Bloodfeud contest.
NULAC luckily killed TONY PEPPERONI in a 2 minute amateur's Bloodfeud competition.
ASSASSIN slew MYST in a 3 minute novice's Bloodfeud struggle.
DEATH STRIKE was viciously butchered by THAT GUY in a 5 minute Bloodfeud competition.
DEATH FATE slimly lost to TRIDENT in a crowd boring 14 minute gory beginner's duel.
TRIMOX lost to MANAGER MANGLER in a 2 minute novice's duel.
FULL ROAMING VAPOR was savagely defeated by YOU, TOO in a 2 minute beginner's match.
BAM BAM savagely slew GLAIVE in a 2 minute bloody novice's match.
POINARD was unbelievably bested by GROUND UP CHUCK in a 3 minute novice's contest.
PARTISAN was luckily beaten by PIG EARS in a popular 3 minute amateur's conflict.
RAPIER savagely defeated SAMMY THE NOSE in a 3 minute beginner's struggle.
SPONTOON was bested by POT ROAST in a 1 minute amateur's brawl.
FALCHION was savagely slain by THAT DRIVER in a exciting 2 minute novice's bout.
MALIGN luckily beat LONGCUT PIGS FEET in a 2 minute bloody amateur's fight.
DURCH was bested by YOU OVER THERE in a 4 minute novice's bout.
OMAS was unbelievably bested by SCORPYON in a action packed 3 minute novice's match.
SWATON viciously subdued SCRAPPLE in a 2 minute gory amateur's fray.
BRENYL was murdered by SIRLOIN TIP in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
HOGS MAW narrowly defeated JOEY RAO in a slow 17 minute gory beginner's fight.
RING PUDDING savagely defeated SNAPPY SNAPPER in a 2 minute gruesome novice's melee.
DIRE was outwaited by CARMINE in a tiresome 9 minute beginner's bout.
BLOOD PIE put to death BRUNO THE GIMP in a 2 minute gory novice's duel.
HEAD CHEESE outlasted ZIVON in a slow 19 minute beginner's duel.
FILET MIGNON was killed by CHICKEN KNUCKLES in a slow 8 minute brutal novice's match.
ROAST BEEF savagely slew THE REAPER in a exciting 3 minute bloody beginner's bout.
REDROD vanquished DUCK UDDER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
GARIN was murdered by PYTHON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CEDARSON was savagely defeated by CHITTLINS in a exciting 3 minute novice's fray.
VAPOR was viciously butchered by THOSE MORONS in a 6 minute gory beginner's match.
COW ANUS overpowered AND YOU in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SHEEP HEART overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute amateur's match.
TUM THIGH slaughtered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         TOTAL PARRY       22 -   6 -  6      79  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         AIMED BLOW        19 -  10 -  7      66  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  12 - 10      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  15 -  6      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  12 -  3      48  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  12 -  6      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  16 -  3      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  15 -  3      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  15 -  3      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  17 -  7      35  |

Turn   3 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        7 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  6         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         5 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ASSASSIN 1802               3   0  2   31 BLOODY LEGION (298)
BASHING ATTACK   SIRLOIN TIP 1957            3   0  2   31 WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
TOTAL PARRY      THAT GUY 2017               3   0  2   25 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
SLASHING ATTACK  PYTHON 1993                 2   1  2   17 THE MERCS (317)
STRIKING ATTACK  PARTISAN 1843               2   1  2    9 BLADES OF DEATH (302)
PARRY-STRIKE     COW ANUS 1986               3   0  1   30 CLONES OF TUM II (316)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHORGAR 1891                3   0  1   22 IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
WALL OF STEEL    RALPHIE 3-TOES 1950         3   0  1   20 THE CONVICTED (312)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLOOD PIE 1918              3   0  1   17 WHY SELL THIS? (309)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DEATH FATE 1808             2   1  1    8 BLOODY LEGION (298)

The overall popularity leader is PORTERHOUSE 1952.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was POINARD 1841.  The ten other most popular fighters were RAPIER 1844, 
PORTERHOUSE 1952, PARTISAN 1843, OMAS 1894, THE REAPER 2001, THAT DRIVER 2016, 
CHITTLINS 1913, TONY PEPPERONI 1942, ASSASSIN 1802, and TRIMOX 1825.

The least popular fighter this week was ZIVON 1963.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HEAD CHEESE 1920, HOGS MAW 1911, TRIDENT 1849, DEATH FATE 1808, JOEY 
RAO 1944, CHICKEN KNUCKLES 1982, CARMINE 1949, FILET MIGNON 1959, TUM THIGH 1988, and 
AND YOU 2013.

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