DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

	Date   : 03/31/1997    Duedate: 04/05/1997

	OLD VALAMANTIS ARENA

	DM-96    TURN-4

	The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)   22  10  8 68.8   1/ 3 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)  17  5 8
 2/ 2 WHY SELL THIS? (309)      23  11  7 67.6   2/ 2 WHY SELL THIS? (309)     16  8 4
 3/ 1 CLONES OF TUM II (316)    20  15  7 57.1   3/ 6 WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)  14  6 4
 4/ 6 WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)   18  12  6 60.0   4/ 1 CLONES OF TUM II (316)   13 12 4
 5/ 5 BLADES OF DEATH (302)     14  17  6 45.2   5/ 5 BLADES OF DEATH (302)    10 11 4
 6/ 4 IRON JUDGEMENT (307)      13  16  6 44.8   6/ 4 IRON JUDGEMENT (307)      9 10 3
 7/ 7 HEAD STONES (314)         14  17  5 45.2   7/ 7 HEAD STONES (314)         8 13 3
 8/ 9 BLOODY LEGION (298)       11  15  5 42.3   8/ 8 THE CONVICTED (312)       7 12 2
 9/ 8 THE CONVICTED (312)       14  15  4 48.3   9/ 9 BLOODY LEGION (298)       6 10 2
10/10 THE MERCS (317)            9  15  3 37.5  10/10 THE MERCS (317)           5  9 1
11/11 LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)      6  15  2 28.6  11/11 LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)     3  8 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASSASSIN 1802                 4   0  3    41       BLOODY LEGION (298)
 SIRLOIN TIP 1957              4   0  2    34       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 THOSE MORONS 2019             4   0  2    28       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 NULAC 1897                    4   0  2    24       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
 THAT DRIVER 2016              3   1  2    36       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 PYTHON 1993                   3   1  2    29       THE MERCS (317)
 THAT GUY 2017                 3   1  2    22       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 PEPPER STEAK 1955             2   2  2    24       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 CHICKEN KNUCKLES 1982         2   2  2    11       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 COW ANUS 1986                 4   0  1    39       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 YES YOU! 2012                 4   0  1    31       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 BLOOD PIE 1918                4   0  1    25       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 HEAD CHEESE 1920              4   0  1    19       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 CARMINE 1949                  4   0  1    13       THE CONVICTED (312)
 RAPIER 1844                   3   1  1    33       BLADES OF DEATH (302)
 PIG EARS 1916                 3   1  1    25       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 RING PUDDING 1912             3   1  1    23       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 SHEEP HEART 1987              3   1  1    20       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 RALPHIE 3-TOES 1950           3   1  1    14       THE CONVICTED (312)
 CHORGAR 1891                  3   1  1    11       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
 CEDARSON 1970                 3   1  1    11       HEAD STONES (314)
 AND YOU 2013                  2   2  1    28       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 DUCK UDDER 1984               2   2  1    16       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 LONGCUT PIGS FEET 1914        2   2  1    16       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 TUM THIGH 1988                2   2  1    15       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 BAM BAM 1838                  2   2  1    12       LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)
 POT ROAST 1953                2   2  1     9       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 SWATON 1896                   2   2  1     9       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
 ROAST BEEF 1960               2   2  1     9       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 SCRAPPLE 1917                 2   2  1     9       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 HOGS MAW 1911                 2   2  1     9       WHY SELL THIS? (309)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEATH FATE 1808               2   2  1     9       BLOODY LEGION (298)
 TIGER GLAND 1985              1   3  1     8       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 FULL ROAMING VAPOR 1832       1   3  1     7       LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)
 DART 1995                     1   3  1     7       THE MERCS (317)
 EGIL 1965                     1   3  1     7       HEAD STONES (314)
 PORTERHOUSE 1952              4   0  0    37       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 YOU OVER THERE 2018           4   0  0    28       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 MANAGER MANGLER 1991          4   0  0    22       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 SCORPYON 1994                 4   0  0    21       THE MERCS (317)
 SPONTOON 1845                 3   1  0    25       BLADES OF DEATH (302)
 GROUND UP CHUCK 1954          3   1  0    22       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 ZIVON 1963                    3   1  0    14       HEAD STONES (314)
 CHITTLINS 1913                3   1  0    10       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 TRIMOX 1825                   2   2  0    26       LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)
 JOEY RAO 1944                 2   2  0    15       THE CONVICTED (312)
 YOU, TOO 2014                 2   2  0    10       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 MALIGN 1804                   1   3  0    11       BLOODY LEGION (298)
 POINARD 1841                  1   3  0     6       BLADES OF DEATH (302)
 SNAPPY SNAPPER 1989           1   3  0     6       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 SAMMY THE NOSE 1945           1   3  0     6       THE CONVICTED (312)
 DURCH 1892                    0   4  0     4       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
PARTISAN 1843          2  2 2 BLADES OF DEATH 302   THAT DRIVER 2016        4         
TRIDENT 1849           2  2 0 BLADES OF DEATH 302   THOSE MORONS 2019       4         
SABER 1842             0  1 0 BLADES OF DEATH 302   TORR THE BUTCHER 1969   1 REVENGED
FALCHION 1846          1  2 1 BLADES OF DEATH 302   THAT DRIVER 2016        3         
FLAMBERGE 1847         0  2 0 BLADES OF DEATH 302   HOGS MAW 1911           2         
PICKAXE 1848           0  2 0 BLADES OF DEATH 302   CARMINE 1949            2         
GLAIVE 1850            2  1 2 BLADES OF DEATH 302   BAM BAM 1838            3 JUST REV
DIRE 1805              1  3 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     RING PUDDING 1912       4         
DEATH STRIKE 1801      2  1 1 BLOODY LEGION 298     THAT GUY 2017           3         
GRYMM 1803             0  2 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     MYST 1962               2 REVENGED
PERNICIOUS 1806        0  1 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     POT ROAST 1953          1 REVENGED
BLOOD FALCON 1807      0  1 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     GLAIVE 1850             1 NONE    
BALE 1809              0  1 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     CHICKEN KNUCKLES 1982   1         
BANE 1810              1  1 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     THAT GUY 2017           2         
DEER HIDE 1983         0  1 0 CLONES OF TUM II 316  SCRAPPLE 1917           1         
MANNEQUIN MASTIF 1990  1  1 0 CLONES OF TUM II 316  PEPPER STEAK 1955       2         
SALVATORE 1941         1  1 0 THE CONVICTED 312     AND YOU 2013            2         
TONY PEPPERONI 1942    1  2 1 THE CONVICTED 312     NULAC 1897              3         
AIELLO 1943            0  2 0 THE CONVICTED 312     PARTISAN 1843           2         
TOMMY GALLO 1946       1  1 0 THE CONVICTED 312     SWATON 1896             2         
UNCLE GUIDO 1947       0  1 0 THE CONVICTED 312     LONGCUT PIGS FEE 1914   1         
BRUNO THE GIMP 1948    1  2 1 THE CONVICTED 312     BLOOD PIE 1918          3         
I SUPPOSE YOU 2015     0  1 0 DIE, MOFO, DIE II 319 SIRLOIN TIP 1957        1         
SHE CUT ME OFF 2020    0  2 0 DIE, MOFO, DIE II 319 EGIL 1965               2 JUST REV
THAT BITCH! 2021       0  1 0 DIE, MOFO, DIE II 319 BRUNO THE GIMP 1948     1 NONE    
REDROD 1967            3  1 0 HEAD STONES 314       ASSASSIN 1802           4         
MYST 1962              2  1 1 HEAD STONES 314       ASSASSIN 1802           3         
BJORN SUNLANCE 1964    0  2 0 HEAD STONES 314       HEAD CHEESE 1920        2         
CYNRIC 1966            0  2 0 HEAD STONES 314       FALCHION 1846           2 NONE    
GARIN 1968             0  3 0 HEAD STONES 314       PYTHON 1993             3         
TORR THE BUTCHER 1969  1  1 1 HEAD STONES 314       GLAIVE 1850             2 NONE    
VAPOR 1971             1  2 1 HEAD STONES 314       THOSE MORONS 2019       3         
OMAS 1894              1  3 1 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    PEPPER STEAK 1955       4         
ROWEL 1893             1  1 1 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    TONY PEPPERONI 1942     2 REVENGED
THUT 1895              1  1 0 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    TIGER GLAND 1985        2 REVENGED
BRENYL 1898            1  2 0 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    SIRLOIN TIP 1957        3         
NUYN 1899              0  1 0 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    PIG EARS 1916           1 REVENGED
RADEN 1900             0  1 0 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    PYTHON 1993             1         

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
YACKITCH 1831          0  1 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   DEATH FATE 1808         1         
I HATE REMUS 1833      0  1 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   NULAC 1897              1         
SPIDER MAN 1834        0  2 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   YES YOU! 2012           2         
SWAN 1835              1  1 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   OMAS 1894               2         
MOUNTAIN TROLL 1836    0  1 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   CHORGAR 1891            1         
BLACK OUT 1837         0  1 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   VAPOR 1971              1 NONE    
SIDAHS 1839            0  1 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   DUCK UDDER 1984         1 REVENGED
EINDRIDI 1992          1  1 0 THE MERCS 317         CEDARSON 1970           2         
DRAKO 1996             0  2 0 THE MERCS 317         RAPIER 1844             2         
SPARTA 1997            0  1 0 THE MERCS 317         FULL ROAMING VAP 1832   1         
GORGE 1998             0  2 0 THE MERCS 317         COW ANUS 1986           2         
KONGOL 1999            0  1 0 THE MERCS 317         DEATH STRIKE 1801       1 NONE    
THE REAPER 2001        0  3 0 THE MERCS 317         ROAST BEEF 1960         3         
CHEESE STEAK 1956      0  1 0 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 RALPHIE 3-TOES 1950     1         
PRIME RIB 1958         0  1 0 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 DART 1995               1 JUST REV
FILET MIGNON 1959      1  2 0 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 CHICKEN KNUCKLES 1982   3 JUST REV
CHICKEN FRIED ST 1961  0  1 0 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 PARTISAN 1843           1         
INTESTINES 1919        0  1 0 WHY SELL THIS? 309    ASSASSIN 1802           1         
SHORTCUT PIGS FE 1951  0  1 0 WHY SELL THIS? 309    SHEEP HEART 1987        1 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SIRLOIN TIP viciously subdued CHICKEN KNUCKLES in a 2 minute Bloodfeud fight.
YES YOU! handily defeated EGIL in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud match.
REDROD was dispatched by ASSASSIN in a 2 minute amateur's Bloodfeud brawl.
PORTERHOUSE overpowered DART in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
RAPIER devastated BAM BAM in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
PARTISAN was butchered by THAT DRIVER in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
THAT GUY was viciously subdued by COW ANUS in a 8 minute beginner's fight.
FULL ROAMING VAPOR was vanquished by BLOOD PIE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
POINARD was unbelievably bested by SHEEP HEART in a 2 minute brutal novice's fight.
TRIMOX handily defeated CHITTLINS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DEATH FATE was outlasted by CARMINE in a unpopular 18 minute amateur's match.
SPONTOON devastated POT ROAST in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TRIDENT was viciously butchered by THOSE MORONS in a 11 minute amateur's bout.
CHORGAR was vanquished by AND YOU in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
DURCH was handily defeated by GROUND UP CHUCK in a 4 minute mismatched bout.
OMAS was butchered by PEPPER STEAK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SWATON was demolished by YOU OVER THERE in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
NULAC savagely defeated YOU, TOO in a 10 minute bloody amateur's fight.
HOGS MAW was viciously subdued by DUCK UDDER in a 3 minute novice's bout.
RING PUDDING executed DIRE in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fray.
LONGCUT PIGS FEET devastated SNAPPY SNAPPER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PIG EARS savagely defeated TUM THIGH in a 7 minute brutal beginner's fight.
SCRAPPLE was outlasted by CEDARSON in a tiring 20 minute brutal novice's duel.
HEAD CHEESE viciously subdued ROAST BEEF in a 7 minute gruesome beginner's bout.
JOEY RAO overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SAMMY THE NOSE was outwaited by SCORPYON in a tiring 23 minute novice's duel.
RALPHIE 3-TOES was savagely defeated by PYTHON in a popular 2 minute beginner's duel.
MALIGN was outlasted by MANAGER MANGLER in a exciting 8 minute novice's fight.
ZIVON beat TIGER GLAND in a exciting 5 minute beginner's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         TOTAL PARRY       28 -   8 -  6      78  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         AIMED BLOW        24 -  12 -  8      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  16 - 10      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  13 -  7      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  14 -  4      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  20 -  7      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  19 -  7      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  18 -  4      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  17 -  3      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  21 -  3      34  |

Turn   4 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  4         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         5 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  5         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ASSASSIN 1802               4   0  3   41 BLOODY LEGION (298)
BASHING ATTACK   SIRLOIN TIP 1957            4   0  2   34 WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
PARRY-LUNGE      THOSE MORONS 2019           4   0  2   28 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
TOTAL PARRY      NULAC 1897                  4   0  2   24 IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
PARRY-STRIKE     THAT DRIVER 2016            3   1  2   36 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
SLASHING ATTACK  PYTHON 1993                 3   1  2   29 THE MERCS (317)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLOOD PIE 1918              4   0  1   25 WHY SELL THIS? (309)
WALL OF STEEL    PIG EARS 1916               3   1  1   25 WHY SELL THIS? (309)
STRIKING ATTACK  RING PUDDING 1912           3   1  1   23 WHY SELL THIS? (309)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DEATH FATE 1808             2   2  1    9 BLOODY LEGION (298)

The overall popularity leader is COW ANUS 1986.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was COW ANUS 1986.  The ten other most popular fighters were TIGER GLAND 1985, MALIGN 
1804, DURCH 1892, PYTHON 1993, SIRLOIN TIP 1957, PORTERHOUSE 1952, DUCK UDDER 1984, 
BLOOD PIE 1918, POINARD 1841, and THOSE MORONS 2019.

The least popular fighter this week was SAMMY THE NOSE 1945.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CARMINE 1949, SCORPYON 1994, DEATH FATE 1808, CEDARSON 1970, 
SCRAPPLE 1917, TRIDENT 1849, NULAC 1897, MANAGER MANGLER 1991, RALPHIE 3-TOES 1950, 
and HOGS MAW 1911.

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