DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

	Date   : 03/31/1997    Duedate: 04/05/1997

	OLD VALAMANTIS ARENA

	DM-96    TURN-5

	The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)   27  12 11 69.2   1/ 1 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)  16  5 8
 2/ 2 WHY SELL THIS? (309)      29  13  8 69.0   2/ 3 WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)  12  7 4
 3/ 4 WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)   21  15  7 58.3   3/ 2 WHY SELL THIS? (309)     17  7 3
 4/ 3 CLONES OF TUM II (316)    24  19  7 55.8   4/ 4 CLONES OF TUM II (316)   13 11 2
 5/ 5 BLADES OF DEATH (302)     15  19  6 44.1   5/ 9 BLOODY LEGION (298)       4  8 2
 6/ 6 IRON JUDGEMENT (307)      14  19  6 42.4   6/10 THE MERCS (317)           5  5 1
 7/ 7 HEAD STONES (314)         15  19  5 44.1   7/ 6 IRON JUDGEMENT (307)      5 10 1
 8/ 8 BLOODY LEGION (298)       12  17  5 41.4   8/11 LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)     4  5 1
 9/ 9 THE CONVICTED (312)       16  17  4 48.5   9/ 8 THE CONVICTED (312)       6  8 0
10/10 THE MERCS (317)           10  17  3 37.0  10/ 5 BLADES OF DEATH (302)     5 10 0
11/11 LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)      8  16  2 33.3  11/ 7 HEAD STONES (314)         4 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASSASSIN 1802                 5   0  3    48       BLOODY LEGION (298)
 THAT DRIVER 2016              4   1  3    49       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 BLOOD PIE 1918                5   0  2    41       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 YES YOU! 2012                 5   0  2    37       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 SIRLOIN TIP 1957              5   0  2    36       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 THOSE MORONS 2019             5   0  2    34       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 NULAC 1897                    5   0  2    30       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
 THAT GUY 2017                 3   2  2    18       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 CHICKEN KNUCKLES 1982         2   3  2    13       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 COW ANUS 1986                 5   0  1    51       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 HEAD CHEESE 1920              5   0  1    25       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 CARMINE 1949                  5   0  1    18       THE CONVICTED (312)
 GROUND UP CHUCK 1954          4   1  1    30       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 RING PUDDING 1912             4   1  1    29       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 SHEEP HEART 1987              4   1  1    22       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 RALPHIE 3-TOES 1950           4   1  1    18       THE CONVICTED (312)
 AND YOU 2013                  3   2  1    42       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 PIG EARS 1916                 3   2  1    22       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 TUM THIGH 1988                3   2  1    21       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 RAPIER 1844                   3   2  1    20       BLADES OF DEATH (302)
 SCRAPPLE 1917                 3   2  1    18       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 YOU, TOO 2014                 3   2  1    15       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 HOGS MAW 1911                 3   2  1    14       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 CEDARSON 1970                 3   2  1    12       HEAD STONES (314)
 FULL ROAMING VAPOR 1832       2   3  1    13       LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)
 SWATON 1896                   2   3  1    11       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
 POT ROAST 1953                2   3  1    10       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 BAM BAM 1838                  2   3  1    10       LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)
 DUCK UDDER 1984               2   3  1    10       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 ROAST BEEF 1960               2   3  1    10       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 LONGCUT PIGS FEET 1914        2   3  1    10       WHY SELL THIS? (309)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEATH FATE 1808               2   3  1    10       BLOODY LEGION (298)
 DART 1995                     1   4  1    11       THE MERCS (317)
 PORTERHOUSE 1952              5   0  0    39       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 MANAGER MANGLER 1991          5   0  0    24       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 SCORPYON 1994                 5   0  0    23       THE MERCS (317)
 YOU OVER THERE 2018           4   1  0    21       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 CHITTLINS 1913                4   1  0    18       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 ZIVON 1963                    4   1  0    16       HEAD STONES (314)
 TRIMOX 1825                   3   2  0    37       LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)
 SPONTOON 1845                 3   2  0    15       BLADES OF DEATH (302)
 POINARD 1841                  2   3  0    21       BLADES OF DEATH (302)
 JOEY RAO 1944                 2   3  0    10       THE CONVICTED (312)
 MALIGN 1804                   1   4  0     8       BLOODY LEGION (298)
 SNAPPY SNAPPER 1989           1   4  0     7       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 SAMMY THE NOSE 1945           1   4  0     7       THE CONVICTED (312)
 DURCH 1892                    0   5  0     8       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
SABER 1842             0  1 0 BLADES OF DEATH 302   TORR THE BUTCHER 1969   1 REVENGED
PARTISAN 1843          2  2 2 BLADES OF DEATH 302   THAT DRIVER 2016        4         
FALCHION 1846          1  2 1 BLADES OF DEATH 302   THAT DRIVER 2016        3         
FLAMBERGE 1847         0  2 0 BLADES OF DEATH 302   HOGS MAW 1911           2         
PICKAXE 1848           0  2 0 BLADES OF DEATH 302   CARMINE 1949            2         
TRIDENT 1849           2  2 0 BLADES OF DEATH 302   THOSE MORONS 2019       4         
GLAIVE 1850            2  1 2 BLADES OF DEATH 302   BAM BAM 1838            3 REVENGED
DEATH STRIKE 1801      2  1 1 BLOODY LEGION 298     THAT GUY 2017           3 JUST REV
GRYMM 1803             0  2 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     MYST 1962               2 REVENGED
DIRE 1805              1  3 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     RING PUDDING 1912       4         
PERNICIOUS 1806        0  1 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     POT ROAST 1953          1 REVENGED
BALE 1809              0  1 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     CHICKEN KNUCKLES 1982   1 NOT REVE
BANE 1810              1  1 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     THAT GUY 2017           2 JUST REV
TIGER GLAND 1985       1  4 1 CLONES OF TUM II 316  YOU, TOO 2014           5         
DEER HIDE 1983         0  1 0 CLONES OF TUM II 316  SCRAPPLE 1917           1 NOT REVE
MANNEQUIN MASTIF 1990  1  1 0 CLONES OF TUM II 316  PEPPER STEAK 1955       2         
SALVATORE 1941         1  1 0 THE CONVICTED 312     AND YOU 2013            2         
TONY PEPPERONI 1942    1  2 1 THE CONVICTED 312     NULAC 1897              3         
AIELLO 1943            0  2 0 THE CONVICTED 312     PARTISAN 1843           2 NONE    
TOMMY GALLO 1946       1  1 0 THE CONVICTED 312     SWATON 1896             2         
UNCLE GUIDO 1947       0  1 0 THE CONVICTED 312     LONGCUT PIGS FEE 1914   1 NOT REVE
BRUNO THE GIMP 1948    1  2 1 THE CONVICTED 312     BLOOD PIE 1918          3         
I SUPPOSE YOU 2015     0  1 0 DIE, MOFO, DIE II 319 SIRLOIN TIP 1957        1 NOT REVE
SHE CUT ME OFF 2020    0  2 0 DIE, MOFO, DIE II 319 EGIL 1965               2 JUST REV
EGIL 1965              1  4 1 HEAD STONES 314       YES YOU! 2012           5         
MYST 1962              2  1 1 HEAD STONES 314       ASSASSIN 1802           3         
BJORN SUNLANCE 1964    0  2 0 HEAD STONES 314       HEAD CHEESE 1920        2         
REDROD 1967            3  1 0 HEAD STONES 314       ASSASSIN 1802           4         
GARIN 1968             0  3 0 HEAD STONES 314       PYTHON 1993             3         
VAPOR 1971             1  2 1 HEAD STONES 314       THOSE MORONS 2019       3         
CHORGAR 1891           3  2 1 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    GROUND UP CHUCK 1954    5         
ROWEL 1893             1  1 1 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    TONY PEPPERONI 1942     2 REVENGED
OMAS 1894              1  3 1 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    PEPPER STEAK 1955       4         
THUT 1895              1  1 0 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    TIGER GLAND 1985        2 REVENGED
BRENYL 1898            1  2 0 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    SIRLOIN TIP 1957        3         
NUYN 1899              0  1 0 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    PIG EARS 1916           1 REVENGED
RADEN 1900             0  1 0 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    PYTHON 1993             1 NOT REVE
YACKITCH 1831          0  1 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   DEATH FATE 1808         1 NOT REVE
I HATE REMUS 1833      0  1 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   NULAC 1897              1 NOT REVE
SPIDER MAN 1834        0  2 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   YES YOU! 2012           2         
SWAN 1835              1  1 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   OMAS 1894               2 NONE    
MOUNTAIN TROLL 1836    0  1 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   CHORGAR 1891            1 NOT REVE
SIDAHS 1839            0  1 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   DUCK UDDER 1984         1 REVENGED

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
PYTHON 1993            3  2 2 THE MERCS 317         BLOOD PIE 1918          5         
EINDRIDI 1992          1  1 0 THE MERCS 317         CEDARSON 1970           2         
DRAKO 1996             0  2 0 THE MERCS 317         RAPIER 1844             2         
SPARTA 1997            0  1 0 THE MERCS 317         FULL ROAMING VAP 1832   1 NOT REVE
GORGE 1998             0  2 0 THE MERCS 317         COW ANUS 1986           2         
THE REAPER 2001        0  3 0 THE MERCS 317         ROAST BEEF 1960         3         
PEPPER STEAK 1955      2  3 2 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 THAT DRIVER 2016        5         
CHEESE STEAK 1956      0  1 0 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 RALPHIE 3-TOES 1950     1 NOT REVE
PRIME RIB 1958         0  1 0 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 DART 1995               1 JUST REV
FILET MIGNON 1959      1  2 0 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 CHICKEN KNUCKLES 1982   3 JUST REV
CHICKEN FRIED ST 1961  0  1 0 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 PARTISAN 1843           1 NONE    
INTESTINES 1919        0  1 0 WHY SELL THIS? 309    ASSASSIN 1802           1 NOT REVE
SHORTCUT PIGS FE 1951  0  1 0 WHY SELL THIS? 309    SHEEP HEART 1987        1 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PORTERHOUSE bested DART in a action packed 3 minute brutal amateur's Bloodfeud fight.
SIRLOIN TIP viciously subdued CHICKEN KNUCKLES in a 2 minute novice's Bloodfeud match.
ASSASSIN devastated THAT GUY in a 3 minute gory one-sided Bloodfeud contest.
YES YOU! murdered EGIL in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud competition.
THAT DRIVER slaughtered PEPPER STEAK in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
COW ANUS overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
THOSE MORONS viciously subdued PIG EARS in a 9 minute gruesome beginner's melee.
AND YOU vanquished RAPIER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PYTHON was dispatched by BLOOD PIE in a 2 minute novice's fight.
TRIMOX overpowered SPONTOON in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
YOU OVER THERE was savagely defeated by NULAC in a unpopular 11 minute novice's match.
HOGS MAW outwaited MALIGN in a crowd pleasing 8 minute novice's battle.
RING PUDDING overpowered SNAPPY SNAPPER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CHITTLINS savagely defeated CEDARSON in a 3 minute bloody novice's duel.
LONGCUT PIGS FEET was unbelievably bested by TUM THIGH in a 2 minute novice's fray.
SWATON slimly lost to SHEEP HEART in a exciting 5 minute novice's brawl.
SCRAPPLE narrowly defeated JOEY RAO in a exciting 8 minute gory novice's bout.
DURCH was outwaited by MANAGER MANGLER in a popular 8 minute amateur's competition.
HEAD CHEESE defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 5 minute novice's duel.
SAMMY THE NOSE was narrowly defeated by SCORPYON in a dull 21 minute beginner's fray.
CARMINE unbelievably bested BAM BAM in a 3 minute gory novice's bout.
RALPHIE 3-TOES outlasted POT ROAST in a popular 7 minute gruesome novice's duel.
CHORGAR was savagely slain by GROUND UP CHUCK in a 11 minute novice's bout.
POINARD vanquished DUCK UDDER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ROAST BEEF was unbelievably bested by FULL ROAMING VAPOR in a 3 minute amateur's bout.
ZIVON outwaited DEATH FATE in a slow 18 minute novice's bout.
TIGER GLAND was unbelievably slain by YOU, TOO in a 2 minute novice's fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         TOTAL PARRY       34 -   9 -  6      79  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         AIMED BLOW        28 -  15 -  9      65  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  20 - 10      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  14 -  4      52  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  24 -  7      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  17 -  7      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-STRIKE      13 -  20 -  5      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  22 -  7      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  23 -  5      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  19 -  4      34  |

Turn   5 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  4         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  4         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         4 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ASSASSIN 1802               5   0  3   48 BLOODY LEGION (298)
PARRY-STRIKE     THAT DRIVER 2016            4   1  3   49 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLOOD PIE 1918              5   0  2   41 WHY SELL THIS? (309)
BASHING ATTACK   SIRLOIN TIP 1957            5   0  2   36 WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
PARRY-LUNGE      THOSE MORONS 2019           5   0  2   34 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
TOTAL PARRY      NULAC 1897                  5   0  2   30 IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GROUND UP CHUCK 1954        4   1  1   30 WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
STRIKING ATTACK  RING PUDDING 1912           4   1  1   29 WHY SELL THIS? (309)
WALL OF STEEL    SHEEP HEART 1987            4   1  1   22 CLONES OF TUM II (316)
SLASHING ATTACK  RAPIER 1844                 3   2  1   20 BLADES OF DEATH (302)

The overall popularity leader is DURCH 1892.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DURCH 1892.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHORGAR 1891, POT ROAST 1953, 
JOEY RAO 1944, SWATON 1896, MALIGN 1804, PORTERHOUSE 1952, SIRLOIN TIP 1957, 
CHITTLINS 1913, ASSASSIN 1802, and THOSE MORONS 2019.

The least popular fighter this week was SAMMY THE NOSE 1945.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SCORPYON 1994, DEATH FATE 1808, ZIVON 1963, NULAC 1897, YOU 
OVER THERE 2018, GROUND UP CHUCK 1954, HOGS MAW 1911, FULL ROAMING VAPOR 1832, DUCK 
UDDER 1984, and RALPHIE 3-TOES 1950.

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