DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

	Date   : 03/31/1997    Duedate: 04/05/1997

	OLD VALAMANTIS ARENA

	DM-96    TURN-6

	The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)   32  14 13 69.6   1/ 1 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)  15  6 7
 2/ 2 WHY SELL THIS? (309)      34  16  9 68.0   2/ 3 WHY SELL THIS? (309)     16  8 3
 3/ 3 WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)   22  19  7 53.7   3/ 2 WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)   8  9 2
 4/ 4 CLONES OF TUM II (316)    26  24  7 52.0   4/ 5 BLOODY LEGION (298)       4  6 2
 5/ 6 IRON JUDGEMENT (307)      17  19  6 47.2   5/11 HEAD STONES (314)         4  5 1
 6/ 5 BLADES OF DEATH (302)     17  20  6 45.9   6/ 4 CLONES OF TUM II (316)   10 13 0
 7/ 7 HEAD STONES (314)         16  20  6 44.4   7/10 BLADES OF DEATH (302)     5  6 0
 8/ 8 BLOODY LEGION (298)       14  18  6 43.8   8/ 7 IRON JUDGEMENT (307)      5  7 0
 9/ 9 THE CONVICTED (312)       17  20  4 45.9   9/ 9 THE CONVICTED (312)       5  7 0
10/10 THE MERCS (317)           11  18  3 37.9  10/ 6 THE MERCS (317)           4  4 0
11/11 LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)      9  18  2 33.3  11/ 8 LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)     4  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THAT DRIVER 2016              5   1  4    70       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 BLOOD PIE 1918                6   0  3    53       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 THOSE MORONS 2019             6   0  3    45       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 ASSASSIN 1802                 5   1  3    34       BLOODY LEGION (298)
 YES YOU! 2012                 6   0  2    56       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 NULAC 1897                    6   0  2    35       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
 CEDARSON 1970                 4   2  2    25       HEAD STONES (314)
 THAT GUY 2017                 3   3  2    14       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 CHICKEN KNUCKLES 1982         2   4  2    17       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 COW ANUS 1986                 6   0  1    53       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 HEAD CHEESE 1920              6   0  1    27       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 CARMINE 1949                  6   0  1    25       THE CONVICTED (312)
 AND YOU 2013                  4   2  1    51       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 RING PUDDING 1912             4   2  1    23       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 SCRAPPLE 1917                 4   2  1    22       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 HOGS MAW 1911                 4   2  1    19       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 SHEEP HEART 1987              4   2  1    15       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 RALPHIE 3-TOES 1950           4   2  1    15       THE CONVICTED (312)
 GROUND UP CHUCK 1954          4   2  1    15       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 DEATH FATE 1808               3   3  1    31       BLOODY LEGION (298)
 SWATON 1896                   3   3  1    28       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
 BAM BAM 1838                  3   3  1    28       LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)
 LONGCUT PIGS FEET 1914        3   3  1    26       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 YOU, TOO 2014                 3   3  1    22       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 DUCK UDDER 1984               3   3  1    20       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 TUM THIGH 1988                3   3  1    19       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 MALIGN 1804                   2   4  1    25       BLOODY LEGION (298)
 FULL ROAMING VAPOR 1832       2   4  1    12       LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)
 POT ROAST 1953                2   4  1    11       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 ROAST BEEF 1960               2   4  1    11       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 DART 1995                     1   5  1     9       THE MERCS (317)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PORTERHOUSE 1952              6   0  0    41       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 SCORPYON 1994                 6   0  0    25       THE MERCS (317)
 YOU OVER THERE 2018           5   1  0    23       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 MANAGER MANGLER 1991          5   1  0    16       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 SPONTOON 1845                 4   2  0    29       BLADES OF DEATH (302)
 CHITTLINS 1913                4   2  0    14       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 ZIVON 1963                    4   2  0    14       HEAD STONES (314)
 POINARD 1841                  3   3  0    26       BLADES OF DEATH (302)
 JOEY RAO 1944                 2   4  0    10       THE CONVICTED (312)
 DURCH 1892                    1   5  0    16       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
 SNAPPY SNAPPER 1989           1   5  0    10       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 SAMMY THE NOSE 1945           1   5  0     8       THE CONVICTED (312)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
CAPTURED ORC 8         0  1 0   1                   BLOOD PIE 1918          6 NONE    
RAPIER 1844            3  3 1 BLADES OF DEATH 302   MALIGN 1804             6         
PARTISAN 1843          2  2 2 BLADES OF DEATH 302   THAT DRIVER 2016        4         
FALCHION 1846          1  2 1 BLADES OF DEATH 302   THAT DRIVER 2016        3         
FLAMBERGE 1847         0  2 0 BLADES OF DEATH 302   HOGS MAW 1911           2 NOT REVE
PICKAXE 1848           0  2 0 BLADES OF DEATH 302   CARMINE 1949            2 NOT REVE
TRIDENT 1849           2  2 0 BLADES OF DEATH 302   THOSE MORONS 2019       4         
GLAIVE 1850            2  1 2 BLADES OF DEATH 302   BAM BAM 1838            3 REVENGED
DEATH STRIKE 1801      2  1 1 BLOODY LEGION 298     THAT GUY 2017           3 REVENGED
GRYMM 1803             0  2 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     MYST 1962               2 REVENGED
DIRE 1805              1  3 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     RING PUDDING 1912       4         
BANE 1810              1  1 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     THAT GUY 2017           2 REVENGED
TIGER GLAND 1985       1  4 1 CLONES OF TUM II 316  YOU, TOO 2014           5 JUST REV
MANNEQUIN MASTIF 1990  1  1 0 CLONES OF TUM II 316  PEPPER STEAK 1955       2 NONE    
SALVATORE 1941         1  1 0 THE CONVICTED 312     AND YOU 2013            2 NOT REVE
TONY PEPPERONI 1942    1  2 1 THE CONVICTED 312     NULAC 1897              3         
TOMMY GALLO 1946       1  1 0 THE CONVICTED 312     SWATON 1896             2 NOT REVE
BRUNO THE GIMP 1948    1  2 1 THE CONVICTED 312     BLOOD PIE 1918          3         
SHE CUT ME OFF 2020    0  2 0 DIE, MOFO, DIE II 319 EGIL 1965               2 REVENGED
MYST 1962              2  1 1 HEAD STONES 314       ASSASSIN 1802           3         
BJORN SUNLANCE 1964    0  2 0 HEAD STONES 314       HEAD CHEESE 1920        2 NOT REVE
EGIL 1965              1  4 1 HEAD STONES 314       YES YOU! 2012           5         
REDROD 1967            3  1 0 HEAD STONES 314       ASSASSIN 1802           4         
GARIN 1968             0  3 0 HEAD STONES 314       PYTHON 1993             3 NONE    
VAPOR 1971             1  2 1 HEAD STONES 314       THOSE MORONS 2019       3         
CHORGAR 1891           3  2 1 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    GROUND UP CHUCK 1954    5         
ROWEL 1893             1  1 1 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    TONY PEPPERONI 1942     2 REVENGED
OMAS 1894              1  3 1 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    PEPPER STEAK 1955       4 NONE    
THUT 1895              1  1 0 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    TIGER GLAND 1985        2 REVENGED
BRENYL 1898            1  2 0 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    SIRLOIN TIP 1957        3         
TRIMOX 1825            3  3 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   THOSE MORONS 2019       6         
SPIDER MAN 1834        0  2 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   YES YOU! 2012           2 NOT REVE
EINDRIDI 1992          1  1 0 THE MERCS 317         CEDARSON 1970           2 NOT REVE
PYTHON 1993            3  2 2 THE MERCS 317         BLOOD PIE 1918          5         
DRAKO 1996             0  2 0 THE MERCS 317         RAPIER 1844             2 NOT REVE
GORGE 1998             0  2 0 THE MERCS 317         COW ANUS 1986           2 NOT REVE
THE REAPER 2001        0  3 0 THE MERCS 317         ROAST BEEF 1960         3         
SIRLOIN TIP 1957       5  1 2 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 THAT DRIVER 2016        6         
PEPPER STEAK 1955      2  3 2 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 THAT DRIVER 2016        5         
FILET MIGNON 1959      1  2 0 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 CHICKEN KNUCKLES 1982   3 JUST REV
PIG EARS 1916          3  3 1 WHY SELL THIS? 309    CEDARSON 1970           6         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PORTERHOUSE viciously subdued CHICKEN KNUCKLES in a 3 minute Bloodfeud fight.
SIRLOIN TIP was murdered by THAT DRIVER in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud melee.
COW ANUS savagely defeated YOU, TOO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Bloodfeud duel.
BLOOD PIE assassinated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
YES YOU! devastated ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
AND YOU devastated RING PUDDING in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TRIMOX was unbelievably slain by THOSE MORONS in a action packed 3 minute fight.
GROUND UP CHUCK lost to BAM BAM in a 1 minute duel.
HEAD CHEESE slimly won victory over ZIVON in a slow 21 minute duel.
MANAGER MANGLER was vanquished by DEATH FATE in a 6 minute gory one-sided duel.
NULAC overpowered DART in a 3 minute gory one-sided melee.
DURCH savagely defeated SAMMY THE NOSE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
SWATON devastated RALPHIE 3-TOES in a 1 minute bloody one-sided battle.
SPONTOON overpowered CHITTLINS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HOGS MAW narrowly defeated THAT GUY in a tiring 22 minute duel.
RAPIER was unbelievably slain by MALIGN in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
LONGCUT PIGS FEET savagely defeated SHEEP HEART in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brawl.
PIG EARS was narrowly killed by CEDARSON in a tiresome 15 minute brutal bout.
SCRAPPLE narrowly defeated JOEY RAO in a 4 minute match.
POINARD defeated ROAST BEEF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
CARMINE unbelievably bested TUM THIGH in a popular 8 minute gruesome bout.
FULL ROAMING VAPOR was narrowly defeated by SCORPYON in a dull 4 minute bout.
POT ROAST was vanquished by DUCK UDDER in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
SNAPPY SNAPPER was savagely defeated by YOU OVER THERE in a popular 4 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       7         TOTAL PARRY       38 -  12 -  6      76  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         AIMED BLOW        33 -  17 - 10      66  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         WALL OF STEEL     29 -  25 - 10      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  16 -  4      48  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE       23 -  27 -  9      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  20 -  6      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  19 -  7      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  23 -  7      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  26 -  6      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  21 -  4      34  |

Turn   6 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         5 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  5         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     THAT DRIVER 2016            5   1  4   70 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLOOD PIE 1918              6   0  3   53 WHY SELL THIS? (309)
PARRY-LUNGE      THOSE MORONS 2019           6   0  3   45 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
AIMED BLOW       ASSASSIN 1802               5   1  3   34 BLOODY LEGION (298)
TOTAL PARRY      NULAC 1897                  6   0  2   35 IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
BASHING ATTACK   AND YOU 2013                4   2  1   51 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
STRIKING ATTACK  RING PUDDING 1912           4   2  1   23 WHY SELL THIS? (309)
WALL OF STEEL    SHEEP HEART 1987            4   2  1   15 CLONES OF TUM II (316)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GROUND UP CHUCK 1954        4   2  1   15 WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  DUCK UDDER 1984             3   3  1   20 CLONES OF TUM II (316)

The overall popularity leader is DURCH 1892.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
LONGCUT PIGS FEET 1914.  The ten other most popular fighters were PORTERHOUSE 1952, 
COW ANUS 1986, DURCH 1892, POINARD 1841, TUM THIGH 1988, TRIMOX 1825, SNAPPY SNAPPER 
1989, RAPIER 1844, JOEY RAO 1944, and DART 1995.

The least popular fighter this week was HOGS MAW 1911.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THAT GUY 2017, ZIVON 1963, HEAD CHEESE 1920, CEDARSON 1970, PIG EARS 
1916, CARMINE 1949, SCORPYON 1994, FULL ROAMING VAPOR 1832, MANAGER MANGLER 1991, and 
POT ROAST 1953.

Main Rules Contents Order a Setup

Reality Simulations, Inc.
P.O. Box 22400 Tempe, AZ 85285
(480) 967-7979 fax (480) 894-2028

GPO Box 1066 Brisbane, QLD 4001
(07) 3219 7152 fax (07) 3219 7152

internet: RSI@reality.com