DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

	Date   : 03/31/1997    Duedate: 04/05/1997

	OLD VALAMANTIS ARENA

	DM-96    TURN-8

	The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)   40  19 15 67.8   1/ 1 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)  13  7 4
 2/ 2 WHY SELL THIS? (309)      41  23 10 64.1   2/ 2 WHY SELL THIS? (309)     12 10 2
 3/ 3 CLONES OF TUM II (316)    35  29  9 54.7   3/ 8 CLONES OF TUM II (316)   11 10 2
 4/ 4 WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)   22  26  7 45.8   4/ 3 BLOODY LEGION (298)       6  2 1
 5/ 5 HEAD STONES (314)         20  20  6 50.0   5/ 4 HEAD STONES (314)         5  1 1
 6/ 8 BLOODY LEGION (298)       18  19  6 48.6   6/ 5 LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)     4  3 1
 7/ 6 BLADES OF DEATH (302)     19  22  6 46.3   7/ 7 THE MERCS (317)           2  4 1
 8/ 7 IRON JUDGEMENT (307)      19  23  6 45.2   8/ 9 IRON JUDGEMENT (307)      5  4 0
 9/ 9 THE CONVICTED (312)       21  24  4 46.7   9/10 THE CONVICTED (312)       5  7 0
10/10 THE MERCS (317)           12  21  4 36.4  10/11 BLADES OF DEATH (302)     4  3 0
11/11 LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)     12  19  3 38.7  11/ 6 WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)   1 11 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THOSE MORONS 2019             8   0  4    68       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 THAT DRIVER 2016              7   1  4    82       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 BLOOD PIE 1918                7   1  4    57       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 YES YOU! 2012                 8   0  3    79       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 ASSASSIN 1802                 7   1  3    55       BLOODY LEGION (298)
 CHICKEN KNUCKLES 1982         3   5  3    22       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 COW ANUS 1986                 8   0  2    68       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 CEDARSON 1970                 6   2  2    29       HEAD STONES (314)
 NULAC 1897                    6   2  2    24       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
 BAM BAM 1838                  5   3  2    42       LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)
 THAT GUY 2017                 3   5  2    16       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 HEAD CHEESE 1920              8   0  1    37       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 CARMINE 1949                  8   0  1    29       THE CONVICTED (312)
 SCORPYON 1994                 7   1  1    29       THE MERCS (317)
 RING PUDDING 1912             6   2  1    47       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 SHEEP HEART 1987              5   3  1    24       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 MALIGN 1804                   4   4  1    38       BLOODY LEGION (298)
 YOU, TOO 2014                 4   4  1    29       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 SWATON 1896                   4   4  1    28       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
 DUCK UDDER 1984               4   4  1    26       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 TUM THIGH 1988                4   4  1    19       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 RALPHIE 3-TOES 1950           4   4  1    17       THE CONVICTED (312)
 GROUND UP CHUCK 1954          4   4  1    17       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 SCRAPPLE 1917                 4   4  1    17       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 HOGS MAW 1911                 4   4  1    17       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 FULL ROAMING VAPOR 1832       3   5  1    20       LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)
 LONGCUT PIGS FEET 1914        3   5  1    15       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 ROAST BEEF 1960               2   6  1    13       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 DART 1995                     1   7  1    11       THE MERCS (317)
 ZIVON 1963                    6   2  0    35       HEAD STONES (314)
 CHITTLINS 1913                6   2  0    30       WHY SELL THIS? (309)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MANAGER MANGLER 1991          6   2  0    25       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 YOU OVER THERE 2018           6   2  0    24       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 SPONTOON 1845                 5   3  0    29       BLADES OF DEATH (302)
 SNAPPY SNAPPER 1989           3   5  0    41       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 JOEY RAO 1944                 3   5  0    24       THE CONVICTED (312)
 DURCH 1892                    2   6  0    22       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
 SAMMY THE NOSE 1945           2   6  0    15       THE CONVICTED (312)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF 1      0  1 0   1                   CHICKEN KNUCKLES 1982   8 NONE    
POINARD 1841           4  4 0 BLADES OF DEATH 302   COW ANUS 1986           8         
PARTISAN 1843          2  2 2 BLADES OF DEATH 302   THAT DRIVER 2016        4 NOT REVE
RAPIER 1844            3  3 1 BLADES OF DEATH 302   MALIGN 1804             6         
TRIDENT 1849           2  2 0 BLADES OF DEATH 302   THOSE MORONS 2019       4 NOT REVE
DIRE 1805              1  3 0 BLOODY LEGION 298     RING PUDDING 1912       4 NOT REVE
DEATH FATE 1808        3  4 1 BLOODY LEGION 298     SCORPYON 1994           7 JUST REV
TIGER GLAND 1985       1  4 1 CLONES OF TUM II 316  YOU, TOO 2014           5 REVENGED
AND YOU 2013           4  3 1 DIE, MOFO, DIE II 319 BLOOD PIE 1918          7 JUST REV
EGIL 1965              1  4 1 HEAD STONES 314       YES YOU! 2012           5         
REDROD 1967            3  1 0 HEAD STONES 314       ASSASSIN 1802           4 NOT REVE
CHORGAR 1891           3  2 1 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    GROUND UP CHUCK 1954    5         
TRIMOX 1825            3  3 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   THOSE MORONS 2019       6         
PYTHON 1993            3  2 2 THE MERCS 317         BLOOD PIE 1918          5         
PORTERHOUSE 1952       6  2 0 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 THOSE MORONS 2019       8         
POT ROAST 1953         2  5 1 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 BAM BAM 1838            7         
PEPPER STEAK 1955      2  3 2 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 THAT DRIVER 2016        5         
SIRLOIN TIP 1957       5  1 2 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 THAT DRIVER 2016        6         
PIG EARS 1916          3  3 1 WHY SELL THIS? 309    CEDARSON 1970           6         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ASSASSIN devastated SCORPYON in a 3 minute gruesome mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
THAT DRIVER demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
COW ANUS butchered POINARD in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
YES YOU! overpowered BLOOD PIE in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
PORTERHOUSE was barely slain by THOSE MORONS in a 4 minute fight.
NULAC was devastated by RING PUDDING in a 2 minute mismatched match.
BAM BAM viciously subdued MANAGER MANGLER in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
YOU, TOO slimly lost to HEAD CHEESE in a action packed 7 minute gruesome duel.
DURCH was outlasted by CARMINE in a dull 16 minute gory duel.
SPONTOON defeated DART in a 2 minute match.
YOU OVER THERE was unbelievably bested by ZIVON in a slow 8 minute bout.
CHITTLINS savagely defeated SAMMY THE NOSE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
SNAPPY SNAPPER devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
CEDARSON outwaited THAT GUY in a unpopular 21 minute bout.
MALIGN handily defeated GROUND UP CHUCK in a 2 minute uneven fight.
RALPHIE 3-TOES was overpowered by SWATON in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
ROAST BEEF slimly lost to TUM THIGH in a 8 minute bloody brawl.
JOEY RAO luckily beat LONGCUT PIGS FEET in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
SCRAPPLE was savagely defeated by DUCK UDDER in a popular 2 minute bloody match.
CHICKEN KNUCKLES butchered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SHEEP HEART overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HOGS MAW was savagely defeated by FULL ROAMING VAPOR in a 3 minute gruesome fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       7         TOTAL PARRY       46 -  18 -  7      72  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         AIMED BLOW        41 -  23 - 12      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  16 -  4      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         PARRY-STRIKE      21 -  21 -  7      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     33 -  33 - 10      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  20 -  7      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       29 -  33 - 10      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  26 -  8      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  30 -  7      41  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  25 -  4      32  |

Turn   8 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  4         4  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         5 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      THOSE MORONS 2019           8   0  4   68 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
PARRY-STRIKE     THAT DRIVER 2016            7   1  4   82 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLOOD PIE 1918              7   1  4   57 WHY SELL THIS? (309)
AIMED BLOW       YES YOU! 2012               8   0  3   79 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
TOTAL PARRY      NULAC 1897                  6   2  2   24 IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
BASHING ATTACK   BAM BAM 1838                5   3  2   42 LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)
STRIKING ATTACK  RING PUDDING 1912           6   2  1   47 WHY SELL THIS? (309)
WALL OF STEEL    SHEEP HEART 1987            5   3  1   24 CLONES OF TUM II (316)
SLASHING ATTACK  DUCK UDDER 1984             4   4  1   26 CLONES OF TUM II (316)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GROUND UP CHUCK 1954        4   4  1   17 WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)

The overall popularity leader is DURCH 1892.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
LONGCUT PIGS FEET 1914.  The ten other most popular fighters were YOU, TOO 2014, 
CHITTLINS 1913, JOEY RAO 1944, DUCK UDDER 1984, ASSASSIN 1802, BAM BAM 1838, SPONTOON 
1845, TUM THIGH 1988, THAT DRIVER 2016, and PORTERHOUSE 1952.

The least popular fighter this week was CEDARSON 1970.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THAT GUY 2017, CARMINE 1949, ZIVON 1963, DURCH 1892, YOU OVER THERE 
2018, GROUND UP CHUCK 1954, MANAGER MANGLER 1991, POINARD 1841, SCORPYON 1994, and 
FULL ROAMING VAPOR 1832.