DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

	Date   : 03/31/1997    Duedate: 04/05/1997

	OLD VALAMANTIS ARENA

	DM-96    TURN-9

	The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)   43  22 17 66.2   1/ 1 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)  11  8 4
 2/ 2 WHY SELL THIS? (309)      47  24 12 66.2   2/ 2 WHY SELL THIS? (309)     13  8 3
 3/ 3 CLONES OF TUM II (316)    37  34  9 52.1   3/ 3 CLONES OF TUM II (316)   11 10 2
 4/ 4 WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)   22  28  7 44.0   4/ 7 THE MERCS (317)           2  4 2
 5/ 5 HEAD STONES (314)         21  21  6 50.0   5/ 6 LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)     5  1 1
 6/ 8 IRON JUDGEMENT (307)      22  23  6 48.9   6/ 5 HEAD STONES (314)         5  1 0
 7/ 6 BLOODY LEGION (298)       19  20  6 48.7   7/ 4 BLOODY LEGION (298)       5  2 0
 8/ 7 BLADES OF DEATH (302)     20  22  6 47.6   8/ 8 IRON JUDGEMENT (307)      5  4 0
 9/10 THE MERCS (317)           13  22  5 37.1   9/ 9 THE CONVICTED (312)       4  8 0
10/ 9 THE CONVICTED (312)       21  28  4 42.9  10/10 BLADES OF DEATH (302)     3  2 0
11/11 LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)     14  19  3 42.4  11/11 WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)   0  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THOSE MORONS 2019             9   0  5    79       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 BLOOD PIE 1918                8   1  5   101       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 YES YOU! 2012                 9   0  3    90       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 ASSASSIN 1802                 8   1  3    63       BLOODY LEGION (298)
 THAT GUY 2017                 4   5  3    34       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 HEAD CHEESE 1920              9   0  2    45       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 COW ANUS 1986                 8   1  2    63       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 NULAC 1897                    7   2  2    32       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
 BAM BAM 1838                  6   3  2    45       LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)
 CEDARSON 1970                 6   3  2    23       HEAD STONES (314)
 DART 1995                     2   7  2    35       THE MERCS (317)
 CARMINE 1949                  8   1  1    28       THE CONVICTED (312)
 RING PUDDING 1912             7   2  1    55       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 SCORPYON 1994                 7   2  1    24       THE MERCS (317)
 DUCK UDDER 1984               5   4  1    40       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 SWATON 1896                   5   4  1    35       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
 TUM THIGH 1988                5   4  1    34       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 HOGS MAW 1911                 5   4  1    28       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 SCRAPPLE 1917                 5   4  1    22       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 MALIGN 1804                   4   5  1    33       BLOODY LEGION (298)
 FULL ROAMING VAPOR 1832       4   5  1    33       LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)
 LONGCUT PIGS FEET 1914        4   5  1    24       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 YOU, TOO 2014                 4   5  1    19       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 RALPHIE 3-TOES 1950           4   5  1    18       THE CONVICTED (312)
 GROUND UP CHUCK 1954          4   5  1    18       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 ROAST BEEF 1960               2   7  1    14       WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)
 ZIVON 1963                    7   2  0    39       HEAD STONES (314)
 SPONTOON 1845                 6   3  0    41       BLADES OF DEATH (302)
 CHITTLINS 1913                6   3  0    21       WHY SELL THIS? (309)
 YOU OVER THERE 2018           6   3  0    21       DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
 MANAGER MANGLER 1991          6   3  0    21       CLONES OF TUM II (316)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNAPPY SNAPPER 1989           3   6  0    34       CLONES OF TUM II (316)
 DURCH 1892                    3   6  0    28       IRON JUDGEMENT (307)
 JOEY RAO 1944                 3   6  0    25       THE CONVICTED (312)
 SAMMY THE NOSE 1945           2   7  0    13       THE CONVICTED (312)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
M. CHARDINEE 14        0  1 0   1                   THOSE MORONS 2019       9 NONE    
AMBITIOUS GUARD 9      0  1 0   1                   HEAD CHEESE 1920        9 NONE    
POINARD 1841           4  4 0 BLADES OF DEATH 302   COW ANUS 1986           8         
RAPIER 1844            3  3 1 BLADES OF DEATH 302   MALIGN 1804             6         
DEATH FATE 1808        3  4 1 BLOODY LEGION 298     SCORPYON 1994           7 REVENGED
SHEEP HEART 1987       5  4 1 CLONES OF TUM II 316  THAT GUY 2017           9         
CHICKEN KNUCKLES 1982  3  6 3 CLONES OF TUM II 316  DART 1995               9         
TIGER GLAND 1985       1  4 1 CLONES OF TUM II 316  YOU, TOO 2014           5 REVENGED
THAT DRIVER 2016       7  2 4 DIE, MOFO, DIE II 319 BLOOD PIE 1918          9         
AND YOU 2013           4  3 1 DIE, MOFO, DIE II 319 BLOOD PIE 1918          7 REVENGED
EGIL 1965              1  4 1 HEAD STONES 314       YES YOU! 2012           5 NOT REVE
CHORGAR 1891           3  2 1 IRON JUDGEMENT 307    GROUND UP CHUCK 1954    5 JUST REV
TRIMOX 1825            3  3 0 LEGENDS OF CO 4 301   THOSE MORONS 2019       6         
PYTHON 1993            3  2 2 THE MERCS 317         BLOOD PIE 1918          5 NOT REVE
PORTERHOUSE 1952       6  2 0 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 THOSE MORONS 2019       8         
POT ROAST 1953         2  5 1 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 BAM BAM 1838            7         
PEPPER STEAK 1955      2  3 2 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 THAT DRIVER 2016        5 NOT REVE
SIRLOIN TIP 1957       5  1 2 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 313 THAT DRIVER 2016        6         
PIG EARS 1916          3  3 1 WHY SELL THIS? 309    CEDARSON 1970           6         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THAT DRIVER was butchered by BLOOD PIE in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
SWATON vanquished GROUND UP CHUCK in a 1 minute brutal uneven Bloodfeud battle.
THOSE MORONS slew M. CHARDINEE in a 5 minute duel.
COW ANUS was devastated by YES YOU! in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ASSASSIN overpowered CARMINE in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
MALIGN slimly lost to ZIVON in a 11 minute bloody fight.
HEAD CHEESE killed AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory brawl.
BAM BAM viciously subdued JOEY RAO in a action packed 2 minute gruesome melee.
RING PUDDING vanquished SNAPPY SNAPPER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
YOU, TOO lost to HOGS MAW in a 3 minute fight.
NULAC savagely defeated MANAGER MANGLER in a dull 10 minute gory match.
YOU OVER THERE was overpowered by SPONTOON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CHITTLINS was devastated by DUCK UDDER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SCORPYON was subdued by FULL ROAMING VAPOR in a 1 minute match.
SHEEP HEART was viciously butchered by THAT GUY in a 6 minute bloody bout.
CEDARSON was viciously subdued by TUM THIGH in a action packed 7 minute gory fight.
ROAST BEEF was viciously subdued by DURCH in a action packed 5 minute brutal duel.
RALPHIE 3-TOES was viciously subdued by LONGCUT PIGS FEET in a 4 minute brawl.
CHICKEN KNUCKLES was executed by DART in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SAMMY THE NOSE was savagely defeated by SCRAPPLE in a 7 minute gory match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         TOTAL PARRY       50 -  21 -  9      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         AIMED BLOW        45 -  25 - 12      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  16 -  4      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         WALL OF STEEL     36 -  36 - 11      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE      22 -  23 -  7      49  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  21 -  7      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       32 -  36 - 11      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  26 -  8      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  32 -  8      41  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  27 -  4      31  |

Turn   9 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  3                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      THOSE MORONS 2019           9   0  5   79 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLOOD PIE 1918              8   1  5  101 WHY SELL THIS? (309)
AIMED BLOW       YES YOU! 2012               9   0  3   90 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
TOTAL PARRY      THAT GUY 2017               4   5  3   34 DIE, MOFO, DIE II (319)
PARRY-STRIKE     COW ANUS 1986               8   1  2   63 CLONES OF TUM II (316)
BASHING ATTACK   BAM BAM 1838                6   3  2   45 LEGENDS OF CO 4 (301)
WALL OF STEEL    DART 1995                   2   7  2   35 THE MERCS (317)
STRIKING ATTACK  RING PUDDING 1912           7   2  1   55 WHY SELL THIS? (309)
SLASHING ATTACK  DUCK UDDER 1984             5   4  1   40 CLONES OF TUM II (316)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GROUND UP CHUCK 1954        4   5  1   18 WHERE'S THE BEEF? (313)

The overall popularity leader is DURCH 1892.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DURCH 1892.  The ten other most popular fighters were LONGCUT PIGS FEET 1914, TUM 
THIGH 1988, BAM BAM 1838, MALIGN 1804, THOSE MORONS 2019, ASSASSIN 1802, SCRAPPLE 
1917, YOU, TOO 2014, SPONTOON 1845, and ROAST BEEF 1960.

The least popular fighter this week was MANAGER MANGLER 1991.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SAMMY THE NOSE 1945, ZIVON 1963, CHICKEN KNUCKLES 1982, 
CEDARSON 1970, THAT GUY 2017, SHEEP HEART 1987, CHITTLINS 1913, YOU OVER THERE 2018, 
NULAC 1897, and CARMINE 1949.