DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

	Date   : 01/18/2002    Duedate: 01/19/2002

	SHADOW GROVE ARENA

	DM-97    TURN-2

	The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 7 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (353)   10  10  7 50.0   1/ 7 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (353)  10 10 7
 2/ 3 WHY SELL THIS? (337)      14   5  5 73.7   2/ 3 WHY SELL THIS? (337)     14  5 5
 3/ 8 FLOYDIAN SLIP (357)       12   5  5 70.6   3/ 8 FLOYDIAN SLIP (357)      12  5 5
 4/ 5 CLONES OF TUM II (356)    12   6  5 66.7   4/ 5 CLONES OF TUM II (356)   12  6 5
 5/ 4 THE PAROLED (347)         11   7  5 61.1   5/ 4 THE PAROLED (347)        11  7 5
 6/ 6 THE BLOODGUARD (329)      11   8  5 57.9   6/ 6 THE BLOODGUARD (329)     11  8 5
 7/ 1 SUPER FORCES BG (342)     10   9  5 52.6   7/ 1 SUPER FORCES BG (342)    10  9 5
 8/13 SUE ME (333)              13   6  4 68.4   8/13 SUE ME (333)             13  6 4
 9/ 2 LEGION OF BLOOD (330)      9   9  4 50.0   9/ 2 LEGION OF BLOOD (330)     9  9 4
10/10 MUGS AND MEAD (358)        7   9  3 43.8  10/10 MUGS AND MEAD (358)       7  9 3
11/14 IRON JUDGEMENT (339)       6  11  3 35.3  11/14 IRON JUDGEMENT (339)      6 11 3
12/ 9 FAST FOOD (359)            9   8  2 52.9  12/ 9 FAST FOOD (359)           9  8 2
13/11 THE REGULARS (327)         8  10  2 44.4  13/11 THE REGULARS (327)        8 10 2
14/12 TROVE DE URBANE (335)      6  13  2 31.6  14/12 TROVE DE URBANE (335)     6 13 2
15/18 VERMIN (340)              10   8  1 55.6  15/18 VERMIN (340)             10  8 1
16/15 WARCKERS (324)             5  14  1 26.3  16/15 WARCKERS (324)            5 14 1
17/16 STARS (326)                4  14  1 22.2  17/16 STARS (326)               4 14 1
18/17 DARQUE AGES (331)          8   9  0 47.1  18/17 DARQUE AGES (331)         8  9 0
19/19 PHILANTHROPISTS' (328)     7  10  0 41.2  19/19 PHILANTHROPISTS' (328)    7 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLOYD ROXX 2156               2   0  2    25       FLOYDIAN SLIP (357)
 SALVATORE 2055                2   0  2    20       THE PAROLED (347)
 REZIA 1976                    2   0  2    17       IRON JUDGEMENT (339)
 YOU, TOO 2117                 2   0  2    16       DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (353)
 THOSE MORONS 2122             2   0  2    16       DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (353)
 KEMP 2014                     2   0  2    11       SUPER FORCES BG (342)
 FLOYD OF DEATH 2157           2   0  1    24       FLOYDIAN SLIP (357)
 BANNOR 1875                   2   0  1    22       THE BLOODGUARD (329)
 MONKEYSON 2168                2   0  1    22       MUGS AND MEAD (358)
 RHEA 1832                     2   0  1    20       WARCKERS (324)
 REAPER 1891                   2   0  1    19       LEGION OF BLOOD (330)
 SCRAPPLE 1961                 2   0  1    18       WHY SELL THIS? (337)
 MEATLOAF 1918                 2   0  1    18       SUE ME (333)
 COW ANUS 2149                 2   0  1    18       CLONES OF TUM II (356)
 TALON FLOYD 2162              2   0  1    17       FLOYDIAN SLIP (357)
 INTESTINES 1963               2   0  1    15       WHY SELL THIS? (337)
 SNAPPY SNAPPER 2152           2   0  1    15       CLONES OF TUM II (356)
 NOBLE FLOYD 2163              2   0  1    13       FLOYDIAN SLIP (357)
 PIG EARS 1960                 2   0  1    13       WHY SELL THIS? (337)
 COSGROVE 2011                 2   0  1    11       SUPER FORCES BG (342)
 RABIDE 1992                   2   0  1    11       VERMIN (340)
 SALAMI SANDWICH 1916          2   0  1    11       SUE ME (333)
 ALEX BOONE 1855               2   0  1    10       THE REGULARS (327)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TUM THIGH 2151                2   0  1    10       CLONES OF TUM II (356)
 THOMIN 1884                   2   0  1    10       THE BLOODGUARD (329)
 MANAGER MANGLER 2154          2   0  1     7       CLONES OF TUM II (356)
 AIELLO 2057                   1   1  1    13       THE PAROLED (347)
 CHEESE STICK 1922             1   1  1    13       SUE ME (333)
 YES YOU! 2115                 1   1  1    12       DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (353)
 SHEEP HEART 2150              1   1  1    10       CLONES OF TUM II (356)
 THAT GUY 2120                 1   1  1    10       DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (353)
 DOAR 1880                     1   1  1     7       THE BLOODGUARD (329)
 CIRAD 1978                    1   1  1     7       IRON JUDGEMENT (339)
 KORIK 1878                    1   1  1     7       THE BLOODGUARD (329)
 TONY PEPPERONI 2056           1   1  1     5       THE PAROLED (347)
 PIRATE SHIRT 1944             1   1  1     5       TROVE DE URBANE (335)
 WENDY 2184                    1   1  1     5       FAST FOOD (359)
 PAUL ROBERTS 1860             1   1  1     5       THE REGULARS (327)
 RODOR 2172                    1   1  1     5       MUGS AND MEAD (358)
 BJORN 2005                    1   1  1     5       SUPER FORCES BG (342)
 CAMPION 2006                  1   1  1     5       SUPER FORCES BG (342)
 BRUNO THE GIMP 2062           1   1  1     5       THE PAROLED (347)
 VYLE 1894                     1   1  1     5       LEGION OF BLOOD (330)
 DESERT BOOTS 1942             1   1  1     5       TROVE DE URBANE (335)
 THAT BITCH! 2124              1   1  1     5       DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (353)
 HEMATIC 1887                  1   1  1     5       LEGION OF BLOOD (330)
 SHORTCUT PIGS FEET 1959       1   1  1     5       WHY SELL THIS? (337)
 WRY 2174                      1   1  1     5       MUGS AND MEAD (358)
 HOGS MAW 1955                 1   1  1     5       WHY SELL THIS? (337)
 UNCLE GUIDO 2061              2   0  0    22       THE PAROLED (347)
 SIRLOIN STEAK 1920            2   0  0    22       SUE ME (333)
 FREAK 1869                    2   0  0    22       PHILANTHROPISTS' (328)
 BLOOD PIE 1962                2   0  0    20       WHY SELL THIS? (337)
 MEALRDAR 1988                 2   0  0    20       VERMIN (340)
 TIGER GLAND 2148              2   0  0    20       CLONES OF TUM II (356)
 BUFFALO WINGS 1923            2   0  0    19       SUE ME (333)
 I SUPPOSE YOU 2118            2   0  0    18       DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (353)
 VODKA FLOYD 2159              2   0  0    18       FLOYDIAN SLIP (357)
 THE MAYTAL 1866               2   0  0    18       PHILANTHROPISTS' (328)
 SPIKY HELM 1935               2   0  0    17       TROVE DE URBANE (335)
 WAYNE SIMMONS 1862            2   0  0    16       THE REGULARS (327)
 RALPHIE 3-TOES 2064           2   0  0    13       THE PAROLED (347)
 ALAKIA 1989                   2   0  0    12       VERMIN (340)
 HEAD CHEESE 1964              2   0  0    12       WHY SELL THIS? (337)
 OKIRI 1993                    2   0  0    11       VERMIN (340)
 TULL 1883                     2   0  0    11       THE BLOODGUARD (329)
 BURGER KING 2175              2   0  0    10       FAST FOOD (359)
 ZEPHYRINUS 1904               2   0  0     9       DARQUE AGES (331)
 OLSEN TWINS 1917              2   0  0     8       SUE ME (333)
 URBAN III 1903                2   0  0     8       DARQUE AGES (331)
 TREVOR PATCH 1863             2   0  0     7       THE REGULARS (327)
 SUBWAY 2177                   2   0  0     7       FAST FOOD (359)
 SANGUINATED 1890              2   0  0     7       LEGION OF BLOOD (330)
 LONG CUT PIGS FEET 1958       1   1  0    18       WHY SELL THIS? (337)
 ALNINAN 1845                  1   1  0    18       STARS (326)
 NEREID 1829                   1   1  0    17       WARCKERS (324)
 SEAN TARP 1859                1   1  0    17       THE REGULARS (327)
 ANASTASIUS III 1896           1   1  0    17       DARQUE AGES (331)
 CLAY 2010                     1   1  0    12       SUPER FORCES BG (342)
 RING PUDDING 1956             1   1  0    12       WHY SELL THIS? (337)
 BIG MAC 2176                  1   1  0    12       FAST FOOD (359)
 ADDY HELM 1938                1   1  0    12       TROVE DE URBANE (335)
 VIVY 1987                     1   1  0    12       VERMIN (340)
 PINK FLOYD 2155               1   1  0    11       FLOYDIAN SLIP (357)
 WARPATH 1867                  1   1  0    11       PHILANTHROPISTS' (328)
 KARMA 1892                    1   1  0    11       LEGION OF BLOOD (330)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SYNN ELDERWOOD 2173           1   1  0    10       MUGS AND MEAD (358)
 YOU OVER THERE 2121           1   1  0    10       DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (353)
 KOOLI 1986                    1   1  0     9       VERMIN (340)
 VEGA LEXI CONN 1871           1   1  0     9       PHILANTHROPISTS' (328)
 HAKON GODSPEAR 2167           1   1  0     7       MUGS AND MEAD (358)
 MOOSASHEE 1868                1   1  0     6       PHILANTHROPISTS' (328)
 MORIN 1876                    1   1  0     6       THE BLOODGUARD (329)
 BONIFACE 1899                 1   1  0     4       DARQUE AGES (331)
 LOT 1980                      1   1  0     4       IRON JUDGEMENT (339)
 TABIT 1852                    1   1  0     4       STARS (326)
 BELELGEUSE 1848               1   1  0     4       STARS (326)
 SOAKED 1889                   1   1  0     4       LEGION OF BLOOD (330)
 SIXTUS II 1897                1   1  0     4       DARQUE AGES (331)
 ELVIS 2013                    1   1  0     4       SUPER FORCES BG (342)
 CANAL DUCK 1924               1   1  0     4       SUE ME (333)
 DIONE 1827                    1   1  0     4       WARCKERS (324)
 PANDORA 1831                  1   1  0     4       WARCKERS (324)
 CASSIUS 2009                  1   1  0     4       SUPER FORCES BG (342)
 SALDR 1979                    1   1  0     4       IRON JUDGEMENT (339)
 CERRIN 1881                   1   1  0     4       THE BLOODGUARD (329)
 CARMINE 2063                  1   1  0     4       THE PAROLED (347)
 STYR 1981                     1   1  0     4       IRON JUDGEMENT (339)
 ELEMENTAL SHIELD 1943         1   1  0     4       TROVE DE URBANE (335)
 RUNNIK 1877                   0   2  0     3       THE BLOODGUARD (329)
 BELLATRIX 1847                0   2  0     2       STARS (326)
 SAM LOOGY 1858                0   2  0     2       THE REGULARS (327)
 LENNY UMPLER 1857             0   2  0     2       THE REGULARS (327)
 METIS 1828                    0   2  0     2       WARCKERS (324)
 DEIMOS 1826                   0   2  0     2       WARCKERS (324)
 TRITON 1834                   0   2  0     2       WARCKERS (324)
 MEISSA 1849                   0   2  0     2       STARS (326)
 BONE SPEAR 1940               0   2  0     2       TROVE DE URBANE (335)
 COOKED LOBBY 1939             0   2  0     2       TROVE DE URBANE (335)
 AREJHAY CHIEF 1873            0   2  0     2       PHILANTHROPISTS' (328)
 GRANITE MAUL 1936             0   2  0     2       TROVE DE URBANE (335)
 ALNITAK 1846                  0   2  0     2       STARS (326)
 THAT DRIVER 2119              0   2  0     2       DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (353)
 DEER HIDE 2146                0   2  0     2       CLONES OF TUM II (356)
 ZYLAR 1975                    0   2  0     2       IRON JUDGEMENT (339)
 PHOBOS 1830                   0   2  0     2       WARCKERS (324)
 DEATH 1893                    0   2  0     2       LEGION OF BLOOD (330)
 MITHRIL SCIMMY 1941           0   2  0     2       TROVE DE URBANE (335)
 EVARISTUS 1900                0   2  0     2       DARQUE AGES (331)
 PESKY 1991                    0   2  0     2       VERMIN (340)
 SHE CUT ME OFF 2123           0   2  0     2       DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (353)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
PERSISTANT BEGGAR 4    0  1 0   1                   TALON FLOYD 2162        2 NONE    
BRINN 1879             1  1 1 THE BLOODGUARD 329    KEMP 2014               2         
VALE 1882              0  1 0 THE BLOODGUARD 329    TONY PEPPERONI 2056     1         
MANNEQUIN MASTIF 2153  1  1 0 CLONES OF TUM II 356  MEATLOAF 1918           2         
CHICKEN KNUCKLES 2145  0  1 0 CLONES OF TUM II 356  NOBLE FLOYD 2163        1         
DUCK UDDER 2147        0  1 0 CLONES OF TUM II 356  VYLE 1894               1         
FELIX III 1901         1  1 0 DARQUE AGES 331       SCRAPPLE 1961           2         
LEO II 1895            0  1 0 DARQUE AGES 331       DESERT BOOTS 1942       1         
INNOCENT II 1898       0  1 0 DARQUE AGES 331       BRUNO THE GIMP 2062     1         
SOTER 1902             0  1 0 DARQUE AGES 331       PIG EARS 1960           1         
AND YOU 2116           0  2 0 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 353 CIRAD 1978              2         
MAC & CHEESE 2178      1  1 0 FAST FOOD 359         INTESTINES 1963         2         
POP SECRET 2179        1  1 0 FAST FOOD 359         THOSE MORONS 2122       2         
TACO BELLE 2182        1  1 1 FAST FOOD 359         FLOYD OF DEATH 2157     2         

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
PAPA GINO 2180         0  1 0 FAST FOOD 359         REZIA 1976              1         
DOMINO 2181            0  1 0 FAST FOOD 359         PAUL ROBERTS 1860       1         
ARBY 2183              0  1 0 FAST FOOD 359         BRINN 1879              1         
FLOYD REX 2164         1  1 0 FLOYDIAN SLIP 357     SHEEP HEART 2150        2         
VOMIT FLOYD 2158       0  1 0 FLOYDIAN SLIP 357     THOMIN 1884             1         
FLOYD POTTER 2160      0  1 0 FLOYDIAN SLIP 357     CAMPION 2006            1         
THE FLOYDSTER 2161     0  1 0 FLOYDIAN SLIP 357     COW ANUS 2149           1         
OMRR 1983              0  2 0 IRON JUDGEMENT 339    RABIDE 1992             2         
CLANNOR 1977           0  1 0 IRON JUDGEMENT 339    THOSE MORONS 2122       1         
RAKOLD 1982            0  1 0 IRON JUDGEMENT 339    RIGEL 1850              1         
TUNEN 1984             0  1 0 IRON JUDGEMENT 339    RODOR 2172              1         
COLD ONE 1886          1  1 1 LEGION OF BLOOD 330   CHEESE STICK 1922       2         
CRIMSON 1885           0  1 0 LEGION OF BLOOD 330   KEMP 2014               1         
HEMHORAGE 1888         0  1 0 LEGION OF BLOOD 330   HOGS MAW 1955           1         
BONE AXE 2170          1  1 0 MUGS AND MEAD 358     THAT GUY 2120           2         
SHADOW MYST 2165       0  1 0 MUGS AND MEAD 358     ALEX BOONE 1855         1         
DUNGSWEEPER 2166       0  1 0 MUGS AND MEAD 358     HEMATIC 1887            1         
MIKHAIL 2169           0  1 0 MUGS AND MEAD 358     COLD ONE 1886           1         
IRON KNIFE 2171        0  1 0 MUGS AND MEAD 358     RHEA 1832               1         
SAMMY THE NOSE 2059    1  1 0 THE PAROLED 347       MANAGER MANGLER 2154    2         
JOEY RAO 2058          0  1 0 THE PAROLED 347       WENDY 2184              1         
TONY GALLO 2060        0  1 0 THE PAROLED 347       TUM THIGH 2151          1         
TREE HUGGER 1874       0  2 0 PHILANTHROPISTS' 328  SALAMI SANDWICH 1916    2         
CLOVIS 1865            0  1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS' 328  BANNOR 1875             1         
THE TRIP 1870          0  1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS' 328  REAPER 1891             1         
PROUD STEP 1872        0  1 0 PHILANTHROPISTS' 328  COSGROVE 2011           1         
BADGER ANDERSON 1856   0  2 0 THE REGULARS 327      REZIA 1976              2         
JOHN CALLAHAN 1861     0  1 0 THE REGULARS 327      THE CANADIAN 1921       1         
PAULA LUMLEY 1864      0  1 0 THE REGULARS 327      TACO BELLE 2182         1         
RIGEL 1850             1  1 1 STARS 326             MONKEYSON 2168          2         
SAIPH 1851             0  2 0 STARS 326             KORIK 1878              2         
THABIT 1853            0  1 0 STARS 326             FLOYD ROXX 2156         1         
MINTAKA 1854           0  1 0 STARS 326             WRY 2174                1         
KNOCK KNOCK 1919       0  2 0 SUE ME 333            SALVATORE 2055          2         
THE CANADIAN 1921      1  1 1 SUE ME 333            FLOYD ROXX 2156         2         
TIN CANS 1915          0  1 0 SUE ME 333            SHORTCUT PIGS FE 1959   1         
KENDRICK 2008          1  1 0 SUPER FORCES BG 342   YOU, TOO 2117           2         
DALY 2012              0  2 0 SUPER FORCES BG 342   AIELLO 2057             2         
CAROLLAN 2007          0  1 0 SUPER FORCES BG 342   SNAPPY SNAPPER 2152     1         
HIGHWAYMAN'S MAS 1937  0  1 0 TROVE DE URBANE 335   SALVATORE 2055          1         
NUZZLE 1990            0  2 0 VERMIN 340            DOAR 1880               2         
XAKEKIL 1985           0  1 0 VERMIN 340            PIRATE SHIRT 1944       1 JUST REV
RAYNIE 1994            0  1 0 VERMIN 340            YOU, TOO 2117           1         
CHARON 1825            0  2 0 WARCKERS 324          YES YOU! 2115           2         
SINOPE 1833            0  1 0 WARCKERS 324          THAT BITCH! 2124        1         
CHITTLINS 1957         0  1 0 WHY SELL THIS? 337    BJORN 2005              1         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WENDY was devastated by BLOOD PIE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
CHARON was murdered by YES YOU! in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
DEIMOS was defeated by MOOSASHEE in a 1 minute amateur's duel.
DIONE was outwaited by KARMA in a 8 minute brutal novice's fight.
METIS was bested by TUM THIGH in a 2 minute beginner's brawl.
NEREID overpowered VYLE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PHOBOS was bested by ALEX BOONE in a 1 minute novice's competition.
PANDORA was handily defeated by TIGER GLAND in a 1 minute uneven melee.
RHEA vanquished DESERT BOOTS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TRITON was viciously subdued by KOOLI in a popular 5 minute brutal novice's duel.
ALNINAN handily defeated RODOR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ALNITAK was demolished by WARPATH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BELLATRIX was handily defeated by TULL in a exciting 7 minute one-sided contest.
BELELGEUSE was bested by ADDY HELM in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
MEISSA was overcome by MORIN in a 1 minute beginner's fight.
RIGEL was assassinated by MONKEYSON in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
SAIPH was barely slain by KORIK in a crowd pleasing 6 minute bloody amateur's bout.
TABIT was savagely defeated by RALPHIE 3-TOES in a 4 minute brutal novice's bout.
BADGER ANDERSON was executed by REZIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
LENNY UMPLER was bested by SUBWAY in a action packed 5 minute novice's bout.
SAM LOOGY was subdued by SANGUINATED in a action packed 4 minute beginner's bout.
SEAN TARP handily defeated SALDR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
PAUL ROBERTS was subdued by SYNN ELDERWOOD in a 4 minute novice's fight.
WAYNE SIMMONS won victory over HAKON GODSPEAR in a 2 minute novice's match.
TREVOR PATCH viciously subdued PESKY in a 7 minute brutal novice's fight.
THE MAYTAL vanquished SHE CUT ME OFF in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FREAK handily defeated SHORTCUT PIGS FEET in a 1 minute uneven bout.
VEGA LEXI CONN beat BONE SPEAR in a exciting 2 minute beginner's competition.
AREJHAY CHIEF was defeated by BURGER KING in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
TREE HUGGER was put to death by SALAMI SANDWICH in a 3 minute novice's fight.
BANNOR demolished SIXTUS II in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
RUNNIK was luckily beaten by PIG EARS in a exciting 3 minute bloody beginner's bout.
BRINN was barely slain by KEMP in a monotonous 16 minute brutal amateur's fight.
DOAR unbelievably slew NUZZLE in a 2 minute gory beginner's bout.
CERRIN was demolished by BUFFALO WINGS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THOMIN subdued GRANITE MAUL in a 2 minute novice's duel.
COLD ONE was killed by CHEESE STICK in a 1 minute novice's duel.
HEMATIC was handily defeated by MEALRDAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SOAKED was viciously subdued by OKIRI in a 9 minute brutal novice's match.
REAPER vanquished THAT DRIVER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
DEATH was handily defeated by PINK FLOYD in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ANASTASIUS III overpowered CAMPION in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BONIFACE was outwaited by OLSEN TWINS in a exciting 14 minute amateur's melee.
EVARISTUS was savagely defeated by COSGROVE in a 4 minute gory novice's fight.
FELIX III was dispatched by SCRAPPLE in a 2 minute novice's bout.
URBAN III unbelievably bested CASSIUS in a crowd boring 12 minute amateur's bout.
ZEPHYRINUS narrowly defeated ZYLAR in a 6 minute amateur's match.
MEATLOAF savagely slew MANNEQUIN MASTIFF in a 7 minute gory novice's battle.
KNOCK KNOCK was executed by SALVATORE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SIRLOIN STEAK handily defeated THAT BITCH! in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE CANADIAN was murdered by FLOYD ROXX in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
CANAL DUCK was overpowered by UNCLE GUIDO in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SPIKY HELM demolished STYR in a 2 minute mismatched contest.
COOKED LOBBY was overpowered by SNAPPY SNAPPER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MITHRIL SCIMMY was devastated by COW ANUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ELEMENTAL SHIELD was viciously subdued by NOBLE FLOYD in a 7 minute conflict.
PIRATE SHIRT was beaten by ALAKIA in a exciting 4 minute beginner's fight.
HOGS MAW was viciously subdued by YOU OVER THERE in a 6 minute gory amateur's battle.
RING PUDDING viciously subdued CARMINE in a crowd pleasing 8 minute novice's fight.
LONG CUT PIGS FEET vanquished WRY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
INTESTINES slew MAC & CHEESE in a 2 minute novice's fight.
HEAD CHEESE won victory over LOT in a 5 minute brutal novice's duel.
CIRAD killed AND YOU in a 1 minute novice's duel.
OMRR was slain by RABIDE in a action packed 4 minute novice's contest.
VIVY bested TONY PEPPERONI in a exciting 3 minute novice's bout.
BJORN was beaten by BIG MAC in a 1 minute novice's fight.
KENDRICK was slain by YOU, TOO in a 2 minute bloody beginner's brawl.
CLAY beat BRUNO THE GIMP in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
DALY was murdered by AIELLO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
ELVIS was savagely defeated by I SUPPOSE YOU in a 4 minute beginner's fight.
SAMMY THE NOSE was viciously butchered by MANAGER MANGLER in a 26 minute melee.
THAT GUY killed BONE AXE in a dull 12 minute novice's conflict.
THOSE MORONS put to death POP SECRET in a exciting 4 minute bloody novice's duel.
DEER HIDE was overpowered by VODKA FLOYD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SHEEP HEART killed FLOYD REX in a 8 minute beginner's fight.
FLOYD OF DEATH assassinated TACO BELLE in a 1 minute uneven match.
TALON FLOYD murdered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a monotonous 3 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  11 -  9      69  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         TOTAL PARRY       24 -  13 -  6      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   17         AIMED BLOW        19 -  14 -  8      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   16         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  16 -  6      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  17 -  4      51  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    15         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  18 -  5      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  20 -  8      41  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  20 -  5      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 14         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  22 -  3      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     11         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  20 -  6      33  |

Turn   2 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     7 -  8         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     11 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  9         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         9 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    5 - 10         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY       11 -  7     PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 - 11         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK    4 - 10         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  FLOYD ROXX 2156             2   0  2   25 FLOYDIAN SLIP (357)
AIMED BLOW       SALVATORE 2055              2   0  2   20 THE PAROLED (347)
PARRY-STRIKE     REZIA 1976                  2   0  2   17 IRON JUDGEMENT (339)
LUNGING ATTACK   YOU, TOO 2117               2   0  2   16 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (353)
PARRY-LUNGE      THOSE MORONS 2122           2   0  2   16 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (353)
TOTAL PARRY      KEMP 2014                   2   0  2   11 SUPER FORCES BG (342)
WALL OF STEEL    RHEA 1832                   2   0  1   20 WARCKERS (324)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    INTESTINES 1963             2   0  1   15 WHY SELL THIS? (337)
BASHING ATTACK   CHEESE STICK 1922           1   1  1   13 SUE ME (333)
STRIKING ATTACK  BJORN 2005                  1   1  1    5 SUPER FORCES BG (342)

The overall popularity leader is BELLATRIX 1847.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BELLATRIX 1847.  The ten other most popular fighters were RING PUDDING 1956, 
KOOLI 1986, I SUPPOSE YOU 2118, POP SECRET 2179, RUNNIK 1877, BONIFACE 1899, OMRR 
1983, TONY PEPPERONI 2056, SAIPH 1851, and LENNY UMPLER 1857.

The least popular fighter this week was SAMMY THE NOSE 2059.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MANAGER MANGLER 2154, KEMP 2014, URBAN III 1903, THAT GUY 2120, 
OLSEN TWINS 1917, ELEMENTAL SHIELD 1943, HOGS MAW 1955, KARMA 1892, TALON FLOYD 2162, 
and CARMINE 2063.

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