DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

	Date   : 03/31/1997    Duedate: 04/05/1997

	OLD VALAMANTIS ARENA

	DM-96    TURN-1

	The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 KILLER WORDS F9 (336)      8   2  4 80.0   1/ 0 KILLER WORDS F9 (336)     8  2 4
 2/ 0 TOOLS OF DEATH (344)       7   3  3 70.0   2/ 0 TOOLS OF DEATH (344)      7  3 3
 3/ 0 DEATH LEGION (323)         6   4  3 60.0   3/ 0 DEATH LEGION (323)        6  4 3
 4/ 0 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (338)    4   6  3 40.0   4/ 0 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (338)   4  6 3
 5/ 0 BLOODIER THAN THOU (346)   7   3  2 70.0   5/ 0 BLOODIER THAN THOU (346)  7  3 2
 6/ 0 THIS SUCKS (351)           7   3  2 70.0   6/ 0 THIS SUCKS (351)          7  3 2
 7/ 0 MANAGERS TRAITS (343)      6   4  2 60.0   7/ 0 MANAGERS TRAITS (343)     6  4 2
 8/ 0 YOUR DENOUEMENT (332)      5   5  2 50.0   8/ 0 YOUR DENOUEMENT (332)     5  5 2
 9/ 0 THE MOATHERSHIP BG (342)   5   5  2 50.0   9/ 0 THE MOATHERSHIP BG (342)  5  5 2
10/ 0 WHERE'S MY LIGHTER (347)   5   5  2 50.0  10/ 0 WHERE'S MY LIGHTER (347)  5  5 2
11/ 0 GRIMM'S POISON (341)       4   6  2 40.0  11/ 0 GRIMM'S POISON (341)      4  6 2
12/ 0 CLONES' OF TUM (353)       3   7  2 30.0  12/ 0 CLONES' OF TUM (353)      3  7 2
13/ 0 SAY GOOD-BYE!!! (324)      6   4  1 60.0  13/ 0 SAY GOOD-BYE!!! (324)     6  4 1
14/ 0 THINGS MANALGER DO (325)   3   7  1 30.0  14/ 0 THINGS MANALGER DO (325)  3  7 1
15/ 0 ERRATA (345)               2   8  1 20.0  15/ 0 ERRATA (345)              2  8 1
16/ 0 THIRSTY THUGS FTF (348)    2   8  1 20.0  16/ 0 THIRSTY THUGS FTF (348)   2  8 1
17/ 0 MORE TCS THAN THEM (350)   7   3  0 70.0  17/ 0 MORE TCS THAN THEM (350)  7  3 0
18/ 0 PAIN FACTORY (352)         3   7  0 30.0  18/ 0 PAIN FACTORY (352)        3  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MJ 2370                       1   0  1    11       CLONES' OF TUM (353)
 TELLING BELCH 2182            1   0  1    11       KILLER WORDS F9 (336)
 MISCHIEVEOUS 2254             1   0  1    11       MANAGERS TRAITS (343)
 BLOODY PUNGENT 2207           1   0  1    11       BLOODY RANDOMNESS (338)
 OBNOXIOUS 2253                1   0  1    11       MANAGERS TRAITS (343)
 PROCELAIN JACKET 2241         1   0  1    11       GRIMM'S POISON (341)
 CINDY 2306                    1   0  1    11       THIRSTY THUGS FTF (348)
 GROWL 2243                    1   0  1    11       THE MOATHERSHIP BG (342)
 CIAO 2069                     1   0  1    11       SAY GOOD-BYE!!! (324)
 BATTERED 2054                 1   0  1    11       DEATH LEGION (323)
 GAPING HEAD WOUND 2342        1   0  1    11       THIS SUCKS (351)
 GHETTO IONIZER 2183           1   0  1    11       KILLER WORDS F9 (336)
 22 2265                       1   0  1    11       TOOLS OF DEATH (344)
 BLOODY CUBIST 2210            1   0  1    11       BLOODY RANDOMNESS (338)
 # 2274                        1   0  1     9       ERRATA (345)
 AHIRA BANDYLEGS 2345          1   0  1     7       THIS SUCKS (351)
 BUZZ 2248                     1   0  1     7       THE MOATHERSHIP BG (342)
 MAIMED 2056                   1   0  1     6       DEATH LEGION (323)
 BURKE 2291                    1   0  1     6       BLOODIER THAN THOU (346)
 WAFFLE HEAD 2076              1   0  1     6       THINGS MANALGER DOES (325)
 KNOCKOUT PUNCH 2142           1   0  1     6       YOUR DENOUEMENT (332)
 DOGFISH CHILI 2184            1   0  1     6       KILLER WORDS F9 (336)
 BLOODY URINALYSIS 2202        1   0  1     6       BLOODY RANDOMNESS (338)
 SILICONE BOODLE 2188          1   0  1     6       KILLER WORDS F9 (336)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AENEMA 2263                   1   0  1     6       TOOLS OF DEATH (344)
 MUGGED 2057                   1   0  1     6       DEATH LEGION (323)
 SMYTH 2236                    1   0  1     6       GRIMM'S POISON (341)
 THE ABYSS 2293                1   0  1     6       WHERE'S MY LIGHTER (347)
 NOT AGAIN 2301                1   0  1     6       WHERE'S MY LIGHTER (347)
 CURTAIN CALL 2150             1   0  1     6       YOUR DENOUEMENT (332)
 STINKY 2264                   1   0  1     6       TOOLS OF DEATH (344)
 TRINITY 2367                  1   0  1     5       CLONES' OF TUM (353)
 MORTALITY 2289                1   0  1     4       BLOODIER THAN THOU (346)
 ( 2280                        1   0  0    11       ERRATA (345)
 LOSES GREACEFULLY 2072        1   0  0    11       THINGS MANALGER DOES (325)
 THE POT 2271                  1   0  0    11       TOOLS OF DEATH (344)
 MIGRAINE 2353                 1   0  0    11       PAIN FACTORY (352)
 BUBONIC PLAGUE 2351           1   0  0    11       THIS SUCKS (351)
 ADIOS 2070                    1   0  0    11       SAY GOOD-BYE!!! (324)
 4TH PLACE 2350                1   0  0    11       THIS SUCKS (351)
 DISCOID 2239                  1   0  0    11       GRIMM'S POISON (341)
 LHI 2334                      1   0  0    11       MORE TCS THAN THEM (350)
 BLESS 2062                    1   0  0    10       SAY GOOD-BYE!!! (324)
 DEATH KNELL 2148              1   0  0    10       YOUR DENOUEMENT (332)
 SCHISM 2262                   1   0  0    10       TOOLS OF DEATH (344)
 CHEATIN WIFE 2343             1   0  0    10       THIS SUCKS (351)
 SWAN SONG 2149                1   0  0    10       YOUR DENOUEMENT (332)
 GLASS 4 FOOTER 2247           1   0  0    10       THE MOATHERSHIP BG (342)
 JOIST NUMSKULL 2191           1   0  0    10       KILLER WORDS F9 (336)
 NOWHERE 2298                  1   0  0    10       WHERE'S MY LIGHTER (347)
 SAYONARA 2064                 1   0  0    10       SAY GOOD-BYE!!! (324)
 BURLAP ENTITY 2186            1   0  0    10       KILLER WORDS F9 (336)
 DEMISE 2290                   1   0  0    10       BLOODIER THAN THOU (346)
 NASTY RASH 2347               1   0  0    10       THIS SUCKS (351)
 DEATH STUD (MAYBE) 2330       1   0  0     8       MORE TCS THAN THEM (350)
 BLOODY BRAINLESS 2206         1   0  0     8       BLOODY RANDOMNESS (338)
 GNU WAFER 2190                1   0  0     6       KILLER WORDS F9 (336)
 ABSCESS 2288                  1   0  0     6       BLOODIER THAN THOU (346)
 SERAPHIM 2333                 1   0  0     6       MORE TCS THAN THEM (350)
 EGOTISTICAL 2257              1   0  0     6       MANAGERS TRAITS (343)
 ERUDITE 2075                  1   0  0     6       THINGS MANALGER DOES (325)
 MILN DRY 2240                 1   0  0     6       GRIMM'S POISON (341)
 SMUG 2258                     1   0  0     6       MANAGERS TRAITS (343)
 THE DENTIST 2359              1   0  0     6       PAIN FACTORY (352)
 BLOODY MESS 2286              1   0  0     6       BLOODIER THAN THOU (346)
 KEYSHA 2304                   1   0  0     6       THIRSTY THUGS FTF (348)
 ZAU JIAN 2068                 1   0  0     6       SAY GOOD-BYE!!! (324)
 ALOHA 2067                    1   0  0     5       SAY GOOD-BYE!!! (324)
 UNDERHANDED 2259              1   0  0     5       MANAGERS TRAITS (343)
 SOULTAKER 2338                1   0  0     5       MORE TCS THAN THEM (350)
 BADA BOOM 2357                1   0  0     5       PAIN FACTORY (352)
 ALKALINE KATYDID 2189         1   0  0     5       KILLER WORDS F9 (336)
 LEECH 2283                    1   0  0     5       BLOODIER THAN THOU (346)
 GRAVITY'S RAINBOW 2249        1   0  0     5       THE MOATHERSHIP BG (342)
 IN THE CAR 2296               1   0  0     5       WHERE'S MY LIGHTER (347)
 KISS OF DEATH 2151            1   0  0     5       YOUR DENOUEMENT (332)
 ARTERY 2284                   1   0  0     5       BLOODIER THAN THOU (346)
 BLOODY 2052                   1   0  0     5       DEATH LEGION (323)
 DEGOTTI 2336                  1   0  0     5       MORE TCS THAN THEM (350)
 ELITIST 2261                  1   0  0     5       MANAGERS TRAITS (343)
 PRISON 2266                   1   0  0     5       TOOLS OF DEATH (344)
 FRAGGED 2058                  1   0  0     5       DEATH LEGION (323)
 CHECK YOUR POCKETS 2340       1   0  0     5       WHERE'S MY LIGHTER (347)
 MANNEQUIN 2337                1   0  0     5       MORE TCS THAN THEM (350)
 THE GREEK GUY 2335            1   0  0     5       MORE TCS THAN THEM (350)
 RIDDLED 2059                  1   0  0     5       DEATH LEGION (323)
 HERPES 2348                   1   0  0     4       THIS SUCKS (351)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUTCH 2363                    1   0  0     3       CLONES' OF TUM (353)
 SOBER 2268                    1   0  0     3       TOOLS OF DEATH (344)
 MAGICK 2250                   1   0  0     3       THE MOATHERSHIP BG (342)
 % 2276                        0   1  0     1       ERRATA (345)
 PURPLE 2245                   0   1  0     1       THE MOATHERSHIP BG (342)
 BLOODY INCISOR 2204           0   1  0     1       BLOODY RANDOMNESS (338)
 @ 2273                        0   1  0     1       ERRATA (345)
 IN THE ROOM 2295              0   1  0     1       WHERE'S MY LIGHTER (347)
 PULPY DOGLEG 2185             0   1  0     1       KILLER WORDS F9 (336)
 ^ 2277                        0   1  0     1       ERRATA (345)
 BLOODY BARGE 2211             0   1  0     1       BLOODY RANDOMNESS (338)
 TRIUMPH 2073                  0   1  0     1       THINGS MANALGER DOES (325)
 THE TAX MAN 2355              0   1  0     1       PAIN FACTORY (352)
 RAGNARORIC 2234               0   1  0     1       GRIMM'S POISON (341)
 COMPOSITE 2235                0   1  0     1       GRIMM'S POISON (341)
 TURK 2368                     0   1  0     1       CLONES' OF TUM (353)
 AMANDA 2302                   0   1  0     1       THIRSTY THUGS FTF (348)
 DEGOTTI TOOK IT 2300          0   1  0     1       WHERE'S MY LIGHTER (347)
 CONCEITED 2255                0   1  0     1       MANAGERS TRAITS (343)
 ON THE TABLE 2294             0   1  0     1       WHERE'S MY LIGHTER (347)
 ANGEL 2364                    0   1  0     1       CLONES' OF TUM (353)
 SALAAM 2065                   0   1  0     1       SAY GOOD-BYE!!! (324)
 SELFISH 2252                  0   1  0     1       MANAGERS TRAITS (343)
 KATE 2303                     0   1  0     1       THIRSTY THUGS FTF (348)
 HEAD WOUND 2361               0   1  0     1       PAIN FACTORY (352)
 OWCHIWAWA 2360                0   1  0     1       PAIN FACTORY (352)
 BRUISED 2053                  0   1  0     1       DEATH LEGION (323)
 JANET 2305                    0   1  0     1       THIRSTY THUGS FTF (348)
 COUP DE GRACE 2144            0   1  0     1       YOUR DENOUEMENT (332)
 BRAGGART 2260                 0   1  0     1       MANAGERS TRAITS (343)
 NO POTENTIAL 2341             0   1  0     1       THIS SUCKS (351)
 BASTION 2251                  0   1  0     1       THE MOATHERSHIP BG (342)
 ) 2281                        0   1  0     1       ERRATA (345)
 RILLION 2331                  0   1  0     1       MORE TCS THAN THEM (350)
 LOST KEYS 2269                0   1  0     1       TOOLS OF DEATH (344)
 DEATH 2060                    0   1  0     1       DEATH LEGION (323)
 LISA 2310                     0   1  0     1       THIRSTY THUGS FTF (348)
 MELISSA 2308                  0   1  0     1       THIRSTY THUGS FTF (348)
 FOOM! 2356                    0   1  0     1       PAIN FACTORY (352)
 DR SURFER 2332                0   1  0     1       MORE TCS THAN THEM (350)
 VICARIOUS 2270                0   1  0     1       TOOLS OF DEATH (344)
 THE BUG 2246                  0   1  0     1       THE MOATHERSHIP BG (342)
 COMEUPPANCE 2146              0   1  0     1       YOUR DENOUEMENT (332)
 MANDY 2307                    0   1  0     1       THIRSTY THUGS FTF (348)
 DO SVIDANIYA 2071             0   1  0     1       SAY GOOD-BYE!!! (324)
 SRYNN 2237                    0   1  0     1       GRIMM'S POISON (341)
 HAZE 2244                     0   1  0     1       THE MOATHERSHIP BG (342)
 SEBASTIAN 2365                0   1  0     1       CLONES' OF TUM (353)
 INTENTION 2267                0   1  0     1       TOOLS OF DEATH (344)
 BRANDY 2311                   0   1  0     1       THIRSTY THUGS FTF (348)
 * 2279                        0   1  0     1       ERRATA (345)
 BART 2369                     0   1  0     1       CLONES' OF TUM (353)
 RIOTOUS BURR 2187             0   1  0     1       KILLER WORDS F9 (336)
 CRAMP AW 2354                 0   1  0     1       PAIN FACTORY (352)
 DIVORCE ATTORNEY 2352         0   1  0     1       PAIN FACTORY (352)
 BENNIE 2080                   0   1  0     1       THINGS MANALGER DOES (325)
 BRICK W/A FACE 2362           0   1  0     1       CLONES' OF TUM (353)
 KARINA 2309                   0   1  0     1       THIRSTY THUGS FTF (348)
 SLOODY SULKY 2209             0   1  0     1       BLOODY RANDOMNESS (338)
 KATE 2366                     0   1  0     1       CLONES' OF TUM (353)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
WOUND 2287             0  1 0 BLOODIER THAN THO 346 WAFFLE HEAD 2076        1         
TICK 2282              0  1 0 BLOODIER THAN THO 346 KNOCKOUT PUNCH 2142     1         
BLOOD BASIN 2285       0  1 0 BLOODIER THAN THO 346 BUZZ 2248               1         
BLOODY BUTTERMIL 2208  0  1 0 BLOODY RANDOMNESS 338 BATTERED 2054           1         
BLOODY FRUMPY 2203     0  1 0 BLOODY RANDOMNESS 338 STINKY 2264             1         
BLOODY DIETICIAN 2205  0  1 0 BLOODY RANDOMNESS 338 PROCELAIN JACKET 2241   1         
TURD BURGLAR 2371      0  1 0 CLONES' OF TUM 353    MORTALITY 2289          1         
BEATEN 2055            0  1 0 DEATH LEGION 323      MJ 2370                 1         
AFTERLIFE 2061         0  1 0 DEATH LEGION 323      GROWL 2243              1         
$ 2275                 0  1 0 ERRATA 345            TELLING BELCH 2182      1         
& 2278                 0  1 0 ERRATA 345            GHETTO IONIZER 2183     1         
! 2272                 0  1 0 ERRATA 345            AENEMA 2263             1         
PFM 2232               0  1 0 GRIMM'S POISON 341    MAIMED 2056             1         
MERCURIC 2238          0  1 0 GRIMM'S POISON 341    CURTAIN CALL 2150       1         
ANGLY 2233             0  1 0 GRIMM'S POISON 341    BLOODY URINALYSI 2202   1         
KNOW-IT-ALL 2256       0  1 0 MANAGERS TRAITS 343   TRINITY 2367            1         
PHUNK IT! 2242         0  1 0 THE MOATHERSHIP B 342 22 2265                 1         
DMOBSTER 2339          0  1 0 MORE TCS THAN THE 350 GAPING HEAD WOUN 2342   1         
ARTHUR ITIS 2358       0  1 0 PAIN FACTORY 352      CIAO 2069               1         
TSCHUSS 2063           0  1 0 SAY GOOD-BYE!!! 324   DOGFISH CHILI 2184      1         
AU REVOIR 2066         0  1 0 SAY GOOD-BYE!!! 324   THE ABYSS 2293          1         
BONNIE 2074            0  1 0 THINGS MANALGER D 325 MISCHIEVEOUS 2254       1         
DALLAS 2077            0  1 0 THINGS MANALGER D 325 # 2274                  1         
MILKSHAKE 2078         0  1 0 THINGS MANALGER D 325 SILICONE BOODLE 2188    1         
BESS 2079              0  1 0 THINGS MANALGER D 325 NOT AGAIN 2301          1         
HANNAH 2081            0  1 0 THINGS MANALGER D 325 CINDY 2306              1         
42 YR OLD VIRGIN 2349  0  1 0 THIS SUCKS 351        BLOODY PUNGENT 2207     1         
DOUBLE HERNIA 2344     0  1 0 THIS SUCKS 351        SMYTH 2236              1         
GONE AGAIN 2299        0  1 0 WHERE'S MY LIGHTE 347 BLOODY CUBIST 2210      1         
I JUST BOUGHT IT 2297  0  1 0 WHERE'S MY LIGHTE 347 AHIRA BANDYLEGS 2345    1         
MIGHTY BLOW 2143       0  1 0 YOUR DENOUEMENT 332   MUGGED 2057             1         
END-ALL BEAT-ALL 2145  0  1 0 YOUR DENOUEMENT 332   OBNOXIOUS 2253          1         
THE CLINCHER 2147      0  1 0 YOUR DENOUEMENT 332   BURKE 2291              1         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLOODY unbelievably bested RAGNARORIC in a 2 minute gruesome amateur's fight.
BRUISED was savagely defeated by BLOODY BRAINLESS in a 2 minute novice's melee.
BATTERED butchered BLOODY BUTTERMILK in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BEATEN was assassinated by MJ in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MAIMED delivered the death blow upon PFM in a 1 minute novice's duel.
MUGGED delivered the death blow upon MIGHTY BLOW in a 3 minute amateur's match.
FRAGGED overcame DEGOTTI TOOK IT in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
RIDDLED unbelievably bested PURPLE in a action packed 6 minute gory beginner's duel.
DEATH lost to ABSCESS in a 2 minute novice's duel.
AFTERLIFE was assassinated by GROWL in a 1 minute uneven match.
BLESS overpowered * in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TSCHUSS was killed by DOGFISH CHILI in a 2 minute amateur's competition.
SAYONARA devastated LOST KEYS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SALAAM was bested by ARTERY in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
AU REVOIR was put to death by THE ABYSS in a 7 minute gory beginner's fight.
ALOHA bested ON THE TABLE in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
ZAU JIAN beat SEBASTIAN in a 1 minute amateur's brawl.
CIAO butchered ARTHUR ITIS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ADIOS demolished DIVORCE ATTORNEY in a 7 minute brutal one-sided bout.
DO SVIDANIYA was savagely defeated by BUTCH in a 10 minute amateur's conflict.
LOSES GREACEFULLY overpowered RIOTOUS BURR in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
TRIUMPH was overcome by THE GREEK GUY in a 3 minute beginner's duel.
BONNIE was butchered by MISCHIEVEOUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ERUDITE savagely defeated HEAD WOUND in a 2 minute brutal beginner's fight.
WAFFLE HEAD slew WOUND in a popular 4 minute novice's duel.
DALLAS was savagely slain by # in a action packed 3 minute gruesome novice's melee.
MILKSHAKE was killed by SILICONE BOODLE in a 2 minute novice's fray.
BESS was put to death by NOT AGAIN in a 1 minute novice's duel.
BENNIE was narrowly defeated by ALKALINE KATYDID in a 11 minute beginner's fight.
HANNAH was assassinated by CINDY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KNOCKOUT PUNCH narrowly killed TICK in a 1 minute novice's fight.
COUP DE GRACE was overpowered by LHI in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
END-ALL BEAT-ALL was butchered by OBNOXIOUS in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
COMEUPPANCE was demolished by MIGRAINE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE CLINCHER was killed by BURKE in a 1 minute novice's fray.
DEATH KNELL demolished BRAGGART in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SWAN SONG demolished HAZE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CURTAIN CALL killed MERCURIC in a 3 minute novice's duel.
KISS OF DEATH overcame VICARIOUS in a 1 minute amateur's match.
TELLING BELCH slaughtered $ in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GHETTO IONIZER murdered & in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PULPY DOGLEG was bested by SMUG in a action packed 3 minute amateur's match.
BURLAP ENTITY handily defeated DR SURFER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
GNU WAFER savagely defeated KARINA in a 5 minute bloody beginner's competition.
JOIST NUMSKULL demolished BART in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLOODY URINALYSIS killed ANGLY in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
BLOODY FRUMPY was killed by STINKY in a 7 minute gory beginner's bout.
BLOODY INCISOR was viciously subdued by HERPES in a exciting 8 minute novice's duel.
BLOODY DIETICIAN was executed by PROCELAIN JACKET in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BLOODY PUNGENT assassinated 42 YR OLD VIRGIN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SLOODY SULKY was outwaited by SOBER in a unpopular 11 minute brutal novice's conflict.
BLOODY CUBIST murdered GONE AGAIN in a 3 minute one-sided brawl.
BLOODY BARGE was bested by EGOTISTICAL in a 5 minute bloody novice's match.
COMPOSITE was bested by DEGOTTI in a 3 minute novice's bout.
SMYTH dispatched DOUBLE HERNIA in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
SRYNN was overpowered by NOWHERE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DISCOID devastated OWCHIWAWA in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
MILN DRY luckily beat ^ in a 2 minute novice's duel.
PHUNK IT! was easily killed by 22 in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
THE BUG was overpowered by CHEATIN WIFE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GLASS 4 FOOTER overpowered MANDY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BUZZ dispatched BLOOD BASIN in a 4 minute novice's duel.
GRAVITY'S RAINBOW defeated KATE in a 2 minute novice's fight.
MAGICK outwaited KATE in a monotonous 13 minute novice's duel.
BASTION was subdued by KEYSHA in a 2 minute novice's duel.
SELFISH was defeated by IN THE CAR in a action packed 1 minute novice's contest.
CONCEITED was viciously subdued by DEATH STUD (MAYBE) in a 5 minute novice's bout.
KNOW-IT-ALL was savagely slain by TRINITY in a unpopular 4 minute novice's fight.
UNDERHANDED unbelievably bested % in a exciting 7 minute brutal amateur's match.
ELITIST won victory over JANET in a 1 minute novice's brawl.
SCHISM overpowered ) in a 1 minute uneven fight.
AENEMA put to death ! in a 2 minute amateur's match.
PRISON won victory over AMANDA in a 2 minute beginner's match.
INTENTION was overpowered by BUBONIC PLAGUE in a 4 minute mismatched bout.
THE POT demolished CRAMP AW in a 6 minute gruesome mismatched fray.
@ was subdued by LEECH in a exciting 3 minute amateur's bout.
( devastated NO POTENTIAL in a 3 minute one-sided match.
BLOODY MESS savagely defeated LISA in a 1 minute brutal novice's fray.
MORTALITY put to death TURD BURGLAR in a tiring 11 minute amateur's match.
DEMISE demolished RILLION in a 1 minute uneven bout.
IN THE ROOM slimly lost to SOULTAKER in a action packed 7 minute beginner's match.
I JUST BOUGHT IT was dispatched by AHIRA BANDYLEGS in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
MELISSA was savagely defeated by SERAPHIM in a 2 minute gory novice's brawl.
BRANDY was overpowered by 4TH PLACE in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched fight.
MANNEQUIN defeated THE TAX MAN in a 3 minute novice's bout.
DMOBSTER was executed by GAPING HEAD WOUND in a 1 minute uneven battle.
CHECK YOUR POCKETS defeated FOOM! in a 1 minute novice's contest.
NASTY RASH vanquished BRICK W/A FACE in a slow 3 minute gruesome uneven contest.
BADA BOOM bested ANGEL in a 2 minute novice's bout.
THE DENTIST overcame TURK in a 2 minute novice's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         TOTAL PARRY       62 -  23 - 14      73  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   18         AIMED BLOW        52 -  30 - 15      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                      18         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -  23 -  9      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  33 - 13      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 18         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -  28 - 10      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  18         WALL OF STEEL     39 -  45 -  9      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   18         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  30 -  8      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     18         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  24 -  3      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    18         PARRY-LUNGE       33 -  48 -  9      41  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  33 -  4      31  |

Turn   1 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       14 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     8 - 10         4  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL     12 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 - 11         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW        11 -  7     PARRY-LUNGE        6 - 12         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  7     PARRY-STRIKE       6 - 12         1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  8     STRIKING ATTACK    5 - 13         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  MJ 2370                     1   0  1   11 CLONES' OF TUM (353)
AIMED BLOW       TELLING BELCH 2182          1   0  1   11 KILLER WORDS F9 (336)
PARRY-STRIKE     BLOODY PUNGENT 2207         1   0  1   11 BLOODY RANDOMNESS (338)
LUNGING ATTACK   OBNOXIOUS 2253              1   0  1   11 MANAGERS TRAITS (343)
TOTAL PARRY      PROCELAIN JACKET 2241       1   0  1   11 GRIMM'S POISON (341)
STRIKING ATTACK  CIAO 2069                   1   0  1   11 SAY GOOD-BYE!!! (324)
BASHING ATTACK   GHETTO IONIZER 2183         1   0  1   11 KILLER WORDS F9 (336)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BUZZ 2248                   1   0  1    7 THE MOATHERSHIP BG (342)
WALL OF STEEL    SILICONE BOODLE 2188        1   0  1    6 KILLER WORDS F9 (336)
PARRY-LUNGE      ERUDITE 2075                1   0  0    6 THINGS MANALGER DOES (325)

The overall popularity leader is % 2276.  The most popular warrior this turn was % 
2276.  The ten other most popular fighters were PURPLE 2245, BLOODY INCISOR 2204, 
DEATH STUD (MAYBE) 2330, BLOODY BRAINLESS 2206, @ 2273, PULPY DOGLEG 2185, IN THE 
ROOM 2295, WOUND 2287, # 2274, and ABSCESS 2288.

The least popular fighter this week was MAGICK 2250.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SOBER 2268, KATE 2366, BUTCH 2363, MORTALITY 2289, SLOODY SULKY 2209, 
BRICK W/A FACE 2362, KARINA 2309, KNOW-IT-ALL 2256, BENNIE 2080, and DIVORCE ATTORNEY 
2352.

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