DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

	Date   : 07/28/2007    Duedate: 08/11/2007

	SOUTH RIDGE ARENA

	DM-99    TURN-1

	The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 DEAD PRESIDENTS, Y (247)   6   4  5 60.0   1/ 0 DEAD PRESIDENTS, Y (247)  6  4 5
 2/ 0 TOMBSTONES (257)           6   4  3 60.0   2/ 0 TOMBSTONES (257)          6  4 3
 3/ 0 DOOM LEGION (248)          5   5  3 50.0   3/ 0 DOOM LEGION (248)         5  5 3
 4/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES BG (256)   7   3  2 70.0   4/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES BG (256)  7  3 2
 5/ 0 ARCANE ALL-STARS (259)     6   4  2 60.0   5/ 0 ARCANE ALL-STARS (259)    6  4 2
 6/ 0 DUNGEON CELL B2 (245)      5   5  2 50.0   6/ 0 DUNGEON CELL B2 (245)     5  5 2
 7/ 0 KILLER WORDS M2 (252)      4   6  2 40.0   7/ 0 KILLER WORDS M2 (252)     4  6 2
 8/ 0 I FEEL ILL (260)           5   5  1 50.0   8/ 0 I FEEL ILL (260)          5  5 1
 9/ 0 BS (261)                   4   6  1 40.0   9/ 0 BS (261)                  4  6 1
10/ 0 BERMANISMS (249)           2   8  1 20.0  10/ 0 BERMANISMS (249)          2  8 1
11/ 0 OUT OF TIME (258)          5   5  0 50.0  11/ 0 CLONES OF TUM (262)       5  5 0
12/ 0 CLONES OF TUM (262)        5   5  0 50.0  12/ 0 OUT OF TIME (258)         5  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Take note that DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO has lost its 
top team spot, having missed the turn.  Where are you boys?  Call it luck at the 
right time or bribes in the right hands, but the new team SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 scored 
a 7-3-2 record this week.  Hey everybody, watch out for ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE, who flew 
up 12 points in the rankings after mashing DEATHS PARLOR like a melon.  Keep your eye 
on this beast.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Here is other news that is of note.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Here's some advice:  warriors 
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  And remember, you can pick your 
friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE 1359      1   0  1    12       SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (256)
 USPIWF 1360                   1   0  1    12       SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (256)
 STREP 1404                    1   0  1    11       I FEEL ILL (260)
 POISON AVERY 1293             1   0  1    11       BERMANISMS (249)
 TEPID FELONY 1317             1   0  1    11       KILLER WORDS M2 (252)
 ETERNAL GEM 1378              1   0  1    11       TOMBSTONES (257)
 ELECTRIC EYE 1395             1   0  1    11       ARCANE ALL-STARS (259)
 DEATHS STINK 1286             1   0  1    11       DOOM LEGION (248)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER B07 1253             1   0  1    11       DUNGEON CELL B2 (245)
 BUMPED 1417                   1   0  1    11       BS (261)
 TEDDY ROOSEVELT 1269          1   0  1    11       DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (247)
 JOHN QUINCY ADAMS 1275        1   0  1     7       DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (247)
 SKULLCHOKER 1372              1   0  1     7       TOMBSTONES (257)
 UNSUNG 1393                   1   0  1     7       ARCANE ALL-STARS (259)
 ABRAHAM LINCOLN 1272          1   0  1     7       DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (247)
 DEATHS CALL 1279              1   0  1     7       DOOM LEGION (248)
 ARMSPLITTER 1376              1   0  1     7       TOMBSTONES (257)
 JFK 1270                      1   0  1     6       DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (247)
 LBJ 1271                      1   0  1     6       DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (247)
 DEATHS HEAD 1277              1   0  1     6       DOOM LEGION (248)
 BINARY SCURF 1321             1   0  1     5       KILLER WORDS M2 (252)
 PRISONER B06 1252             1   0  1     4       DUNGEON CELL B2 (245)
 IB 1415                       1   0  0    11       BS (261)
 CHANNEL 101 1361              1   0  0    11       SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (256)
 DEATHS RING 1280              1   0  0    11       DOOM LEGION (248)
 AMOEBIC DYSENTARY 1405        1   0  0    11       I FEEL ILL (260)
 ARCHED CHILE 1318             1   0  0    10       KILLER WORDS M2 (252)
 MARBURG 1402                  1   0  0    10       I FEEL ILL (260)
 TALLULAH FALLS 1362           1   0  0    10       SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (256)
 GEORGE WASHINGTON 1267        1   0  0    10       DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (247)
 TIGER GLAND 1427              1   0  0    10       CLONES OF TUM (262)
 LAST CHILD 1391               1   0  0    10       ARCANE ALL-STARS (259)
 FAME CLEAVER 1377             1   0  0    10       TOMBSTONES (257)
 JOY 1368                      1   0  0    10       SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (256)
 ALL 1412                      1   0  0    10       BS (261)
 OSUNA OR LATER 1288           1   0  0    10       BERMANISMS (249)
 ANTHRAX 1407                  1   0  0     9       I FEEL ILL (260)
 TUMMY RIP 1382                1   0  0     8       OUT OF TIME (258)
 PRISONER B08 1254             1   0  0     8       DUNGEON CELL B2 (245)
 GROOVY RAZE 1324              1   0  0     8       KILLER WORDS M2 (252)
 HELL SPEAR 1373               1   0  0     8       TOMBSTONES (257)
 PEACHTREE AVE? 1418           1   0  0     8       BS (261)
 RADAR LOVE 1390               1   0  0     8       ARCANE ALL-STARS (259)
 SNAPPY SNAPPER 1423           1   0  0     6       CLONES OF TUM (262)
 TUMMY STRIKE 1381             1   0  0     6       OUT OF TIME (258)
 DEATHS COOKIES 1285           1   0  0     6       DOOM LEGION (248)
 WALL OF TUM 1384              1   0  0     6       OUT OF TIME (258)
 THORSTEN NORDENFELT 1363      1   0  0     6       SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (256)
 STAPH 1403                    1   0  0     5       I FEEL ILL (260)
 TUMSHER 1388                  1   0  0     5       OUT OF TIME (258)
 SHAKIN' 1398                  1   0  0     5       ARCANE ALL-STARS (259)
 PRISONER B09 1255             1   0  0     5       DUNGEON CELL B2 (245)
 TUM THIGH 1424                1   0  0     5       CLONES OF TUM (262)
 GORE SHIELD 1370              1   0  0     5       TOMBSTONES (257)
 PRISONER B01 1247             1   0  0     5       DUNGEON CELL B2 (245)
 SHEEP HEART 1425              1   0  0     5       CLONES OF TUM (262)
 GODZILLA 1397                 1   0  0     4       ARCANE ALL-STARS (259)
 TOTAL TUM 1380                1   0  0     3       OUT OF TIME (258)
 MANAGER MANGLER 1421          1   0  0     3       CLONES OF TUM (262)
 CHAMORRO 1379                 1   0  0     3       SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (256)
 COW ANUS 1426                 0   1  0     1       CLONES OF TUM (262)
 STRUTTER 1394                 0   1  0     1       ARCANE ALL-STARS (259)
 KEY CARD 1414                 0   1  0     1       BS (261)
 DUCK UDDER 1428               0   1  0     1       CLONES OF TUM (262)
 PARRY TUNGE 1383              0   1  0     1       OUT OF TIME (258)
 JALA PENA 1294                0   1  0     1       BERMANISMS (249)
 CHOLERA 1409                  0   1  0     1       I FEEL ILL (260)
 STUNT 1365                    0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (256)
 PEACHTREE PL? 1419            0   1  0     1       BS (261)
 PRISONER B04 1250             0   1  0     1       DUNGEON CELL B2 (245)
 BOTCH KABOB 1326              0   1  0     1       KILLER WORDS M2 (252)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RICHARD NIXON 1273            0   1  0     1       DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (247)
 DANK HANKIE 1325              0   1  0     1       KILLER WORDS M2 (252)
 KOWTOW SHAKER 1319            0   1  0     1       KILLER WORDS M2 (252)
 DEATH VALLE 1295              0   1  0     1       BERMANISMS (249)
 AIMED TUM 1385                0   1  0     1       OUT OF TIME (258)
 PRISONER B02 1248             0   1  0     1       DUNGEON CELL B2 (245)
 CHIAVERANO 1366               0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (256)
 CAVEMAN REJOICE 1399          0   1  0     1       ARCANE ALL-STARS (259)
 ANDREW JACKSON 1276           0   1  0     1       DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (247)
 JAMES MADISON 1268            0   1  0     1       DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (247)
 NIGHTMARE DOUBTER 1364        0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (256)
 PRISONER B03 1249             0   1  0     1       DUNGEON CELL B2 (245)
 STRIKE TUM 1386               0   1  0     1       OUT OF TIME (258)
 THREE BLIND WEISS 1357        0   1  0     1       BERMANISMS (249)
 SHIELDWRECKER 1371            0   1  0     1       TOMBSTONES (257)
 DEATHS PLAYTHING 1283         0   1  0     1       DOOM LEGION (248)
 CHICKEN KNUCKLES 1420         0   1  0     1       CLONES OF TUM (262)
 BALLROOM BLITZ 1396           0   1  0     1       ARCANE ALL-STARS (259)
 SHADOWBLADE 1369              0   1  0     1       TOMBSTONES (257)
 MANNEQUIN MASTIFF 1422        0   1  0     1       CLONES OF TUM (262)
 DEER HIDE 1429                0   1  0     1       CLONES OF TUM (262)
 SHINY GIZMO 1320              0   1  0     1       KILLER WORDS M2 (252)
 DEATHS WARD 1284              0   1  0     1       DOOM LEGION (248)
 RASBERRY BERE 1290            0   1  0     1       BERMANISMS (249)
 PRISONER B05 1251             0   1  0     1       DUNGEON CELL B2 (245)
 TUMGER 1389                   0   1  0     1       OUT OF TIME (258)
 DEATHS PULL 1281              0   1  0     1       DOOM LEGION (248)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
THE WARRIOR 1392       0  1 0 ARCANE ALL-STARS 259  BINARY SCURF 1321       1         
KOOK AROCHA 1291       0  1 0 BERMANISMS 249        PRISONER B06 1252       1         
ONE BAD MA'AFALL 1287  0  1 0 BERMANISMS 249        ABRAHAM LINCOLN 1272    1         
DIRTH HENKE 1289       0  1 0 BERMANISMS 249        USPIWF 1360             1         
RE ENCARNACION 1292    0  1 0 BERMANISMS 249        BUMPED 1417             1         
CP 1413                0  1 0 BS 261                PRISONER B07 1253       1         
PEACHTREE ST? 1410     0  1 0 BS 261                TEDDY ROOSEVELT 1269    1         
DUNGEON 1411           0  1 0 BS 261                DEATHS HEAD 1277        1         
PTC 1416               0  1 0 BS 261                SKULLCHOKER 1372        1         
MR TESTOSTERONE 379    5  5 3 CHAOS ENGINE 72       KUNG-FU MASTER 13      10 NONE    
RONALD REAGAN 1274     0  1 0 DEAD PRESIDENTS,  247 ELECTRIC EYE 1395       1         
DEATHS DOOR 1278       0  1 0 DOOM LEGION 248       TEPID FELONY 1317       1         
DEATHS PARLOR 1282     0  1 0 DOOM LEGION 248       ZELLER'S CONGRUE 1359   1         
PRISONER B10 1256      0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL B2 245   UNSUNG 1393             1         
HANTA 1401             0  1 0 I FEEL ILL 260        LBJ 1271                1         
MALARIA 1408           0  1 0 I FEEL ILL 260        JOHN QUINCY ADAM 1275   1         
EBOLA ZAIRE 1400       0  1 0 I FEEL ILL 260        DEATHS CALL 1279        1         
FLESH EATER 1406       0  1 0 I FEEL ILL 260        ARMSPLITTER 1376        1         
PUTRID DUFFER 1323     0  1 0 KILLER WORDS M2 252   DEATHS STINK 1286       1         
NATTY FOLIO 1322       0  1 0 KILLER WORDS M2 252   POISON AVERY 1293       1         
SLASH TUM 1387         0  1 0 OUT OF TIME 258       ETERNAL GEM 1378        1         
GOBLINSMITER 1375      0  1 0 TOMBSTONES 257        JFK 1270                1         
WORMMAKER 1374         0  1 0 TOMBSTONES 257        STREP 1404              1         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PRISONER B01 unbelievably bested JALA PENA in a 3 minute gruesome amateur's fight.
PRISONER B02 was savagely defeated by GROOVY RAZE in a 3 minute novice's melee.
PRISONER B03 was devastated by DEATHS RING in a 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
PRISONER B04 was narrowly defeated by DEATHS COOKIES in a 2 minute competition.
PRISONER B05 was overpowered by ANTHRAX in a unpopular 6 minute one-sided struggle.
PRISONER B06 put to death KOOK AROCHA in a dull 10 minute gruesome beginner's fight.
PRISONER B07 slaughtered CP in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PRISONER B08 viciously subdued AIMED TUM in a popular 3 minute brutal novice's duel.
PRISONER B09 unbelievably bested COW ANUS in a exciting 5 minute brutal novice's bout.
PRISONER B10 was viciously butchered by UNSUNG in a 4 minute amateur's conflict.
GEORGE WASHINGTON demolished STRIKE TUM in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JAMES MADISON was handily defeated by TIGER GLAND in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TEDDY ROOSEVELT slaughtered PEACHTREE ST? in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
JFK dispatched GOBLINSMITER in a 1 minute novice's fray.
LBJ delivered the death blow upon HANTA in a 3 minute amateur's brawl.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN luckily killed ONE BAD MA'AFALLA in a exciting 3 minute novice's bout.
RICHARD NIXON was savagely defeated by TUMMY STRIKE in a 2 minute novice's match.
RONALD REAGAN was butchered by ELECTRIC EYE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JOHN QUINCY ADAMS slew MALARIA in a 5 minute novice's duel.
ANDREW JACKSON was overpowered by FAME CLEAVER in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fray.
DEATHS HEAD delivered the death blow upon DUNGEON in a 3 minute novice's bout.
DEATHS DOOR was assassinated by TEPID FELONY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DEATHS CALL narrowly killed EBOLA ZAIRE in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
DEATHS PULL was savagely defeated by MANAGER MANGLER in a 13 minute novice's bout.
DEATHS PARLOR was slaughtered by ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
DEATHS PLAYTHING was overpowered by TALLULAH FALLS in a 1 minute uneven competition.
DEATHS WARD was overpowered by LAST CHILD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEATHS STINK slaughtered PUTRID DUFFER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
OSUNA OR LATER overpowered DEER HIDE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DIRTH HENKE was assassinated by USPIWF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RASBERRY BERE was overpowered by AMOEBIC DYSENTARY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
RE ENCARNACION was butchered by BUMPED in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
POISON AVERY butchered NATTY FOLIO in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
DEATH VALLE was viciously subdued by TUMMY RIP in a popular 9 minute beginner's bout.
ARCHED CHILE demolished CHICKEN KNUCKLES in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
KOWTOW SHAKER was savagely defeated by RADAR LOVE in a 2 minute beginner's bout.
SHINY GIZMO was savagely defeated by SNAPPY SNAPPER in a 2 minute competition.
BINARY SCURF savagely slew THE WARRIOR in a action packed 8 minute beginner's battle.
DANK HANKIE was demolished by IB in a 3 minute bloody uneven conflict.
BOTCH KABOB was defeated by WALL OF TUM in a 5 minute novice's brawl.
THREE BLIND WEISS was viciously subdued by HELL SPEAR in a 3 minute amateur's melee.
CHANNEL 101 overpowered CAVEMAN REJOICE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
THORSTEN NORDENFELT beat CHOLERA in a 2 minute novice's fray.
NIGHTMARE DOUBTER was outwaited by TOTAL TUM in a monotonous 14 minute novice's duel.
STUNT was overcome by STAPH in a 3 minute novice's bout.
CHIAVERANO was subdued by PEACHTREE AVE? in a crowd pleasing 2 minute novice's fight.
JOY devastated SHIELDWRECKER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SHADOWBLADE was devastated by ALL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
GORE SHIELD outwaited STRUTTER in a exciting 8 minute amateur's fight.
SKULLCHOKER killed PTC in a 2 minute amateur's contest.
WORMMAKER was executed by STREP in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ARMSPLITTER delivered the death blow upon FLESH EATER in a 1 minute novice's fight.
ETERNAL GEM easily killed SLASH TUM in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CHAMORRO narrowly defeated TUMGER in a tiresome 13 minute bloody beginner's fight.
PARRY TUNGE was narrowly defeated by SHEEP HEART in a 6 minute novice's conflict.
TUMSHER luckily beat DUCK UDDER in a exciting 3 minute gruesome amateur's bout.
BALLROOM BLITZ was vanquished by MARBURG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GODZILLA defeated PEACHTREE PL? in a 6 minute beginner's fight.
SHAKIN' won victory over MANNEQUIN MASTIFF in a 3 minute novice's match.
KEY CARD was luckily beaten by TUM THIGH in a popular 4 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         TOTAL PARRY       18 -   9 -  7      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  12 -  0      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         WALL OF STEEL     36 -  27 - 14      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    12         SLASHING ATTACK   37 -  30 - 17      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  11 -  5      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         AIMED BLOW        36 -  34 - 13      51  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   7 -  4      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  19 -  6      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     12         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  13 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   12         LUNGING ATTACK    41 -  59 - 13      41  |

Turn   1 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       10 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  7         3  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     8 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  7         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         6 -  6     PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  8         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  8         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  6                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  6                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ZELLER'S CONGRUENCE 1359    1   0  1   12 SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (256)
PARRY-STRIKE     USPIWF 1360                 1   0  1   12 SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (256)
AIMED BLOW       STREP 1404                  1   0  1   11 I FEEL ILL (260)
SLASHING ATTACK  POISON AVERY 1293           1   0  1   11 BERMANISMS (249)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ETERNAL GEM 1378            1   0  1   11 TOMBSTONES (257)
LUNGING ATTACK   BUMPED 1417                 1   0  1   11 BS (261)
WALL OF STEEL    ABRAHAM LINCOLN 1272        1   0  1    7 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (247)
PARRY-LUNGE      JFK 1270                    1   0  1    6 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (247)
TOTAL PARRY      LBJ 1271                    1   0  1    6 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO (247)
BASHING ATTACK   AMOEBIC DYSENTARY 1405      1   0  0   11 I FEEL ILL (260)

The overall popularity leader is COW ANUS 1426.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was COW ANUS 1426.  The ten other most popular fighters were TUMMY RIP 1382, STRUTTER 
1394, PRISONER B08 1254, ONE BAD MA'AFALLA 1287, KEY CARD 1414, GROOVY RAZE 1324, 
HELL SPEAR 1373, DUCK UDDER 1428, RADAR LOVE 1390, and THE WARRIOR 1392.

The least popular fighter this week was CHAMORRO 1379.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MANAGER MANGLER 1421, TOTAL TUM 1380, DEATHS PULL 1281, PRISONER B06 
1252, TUMGER 1389, PRISONER B05 1251, BINARY SCURF 1321, ANTHRAX 1407, GODZILLA 1397, 
and KOOK AROCHA 1291.

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