DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

	Date   : 01/19/2008    Duedate: 02/20/2008

	SHADOW GROVE ARENA

	DM-97    TURN-1

	The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 COLLUSION (402)            8   2  4 80.0   1/ 0 COLLUSION (402)           8  2 4
 2/ 0 DB2 (423)                  6   4  4 60.0   2/ 0 DB2 (423)                 6  4 4
 3/ 0 FLUFFY BUNNIES 1 (400)     6   4  4 60.0   3/ 0 FLUFFY BUNNIES 1 (400)    6  4 4
 4/ 0 DEATH BUS (415)            6   4  3 60.0   4/ 0 DEATH BUS (415)           6  4 3
 5/ 0 I FEEL ILL 3 (424)         5   5  3 50.0   5/ 0 I FEEL ILL 3 (424)        5  5 3
 6/ 0 DEAD LIKE ME (403)         5   5  3 50.0   6/ 0 DEAD LIKE ME (403)        5  5 3
 7/ 0 S. FORCES BG08 (416)       3   7  2 30.0   7/ 0 S. FORCES BG08 (416)      3  7 2
 8/ 0 LEGENDARY STEELE 7 (417)   6   4  1 60.0   8/ 0 I THINK HE'S DEAD  (409)  6  4 1
 9/ 0 I THINK HE'S DEAD  (409)   6   4  1 60.0   9/ 0 LEGENDARY STEELE 7 (417)  6  4 1
10/ 0 TEMPE FACER BROOD (399)    5   5  1 50.0  10/ 0 RABIES (421)              5  5 1
11/ 0 RABIES (421)               5   5  1 50.0  11/ 0 TEMPE FACER BROOD (399)   5  5 1
12/ 0 LEGION OF DEATH 3 (414)    4   6  1 40.0  12/ 0 LEGION OF DEATH 3 (414)   4  6 1
13/ 0 PEOPLE I MISS (401)        4   6  0 40.0  13/ 0 PEOPLE I MISS (401)       4  6 0
14/ 0 DUNGEON CELL W08 (412)     4   6  0 40.0  14/ 0 DUNGEON CELL W08 (412)    4  6 0
15/ 0 OLD NERDS C PAPER  (419)   2   8  0 20.0  15/ 0 OLD NERDS C PAPER  (419)  2  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of SHADOW GROVE!  Once again I've been called out of 
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  COLLUSION was top last 
time.  Not no more.  Since they missed last turn they ain't top no more.  Or did I 
say that already?  COLLUSION's walking tall now that they went 8-2-4 their first time 
out.  But we know what awaits them soon...  What's with ATIKAKI?  She actually beat I 
FEEL ILL 3's EBOLA ZAIRE, and walked away with 12 more points from the fight.  I 
suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  
Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, 
places to go...   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
The end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  I don't want 
to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLOODY GRUMPY 2406            8   2  3    37       BLOODY RANDOMNESS (382)
-BLOODY SULKY 2412             7   3  3    50       BLOODY RANDOMNESS (382)
-BLOODY BARGE 2414             7   3  1    40       BLOODY RANDOMNESS (382)
 ATIKAKI 2753                  1   0  1    12       S. FORCES BG08 (416)
 OX KING 2816                  1   0  1    11       DB2 (423)
 MEXICAN WEREWOLF 2752         1   0  1    11       S. FORCES BG08 (416)
 NULN 2607                     1   0  1    11       COLLUSION (402)
 ANDY KAUFMAN 2615             1   0  1    11       DEAD LIKE ME (403)
 GANOLUS 2608                  1   0  1    11       COLLUSION (402)
 HANTA 2827                    1   0  1    11       I FEEL ILL 3 (424)
 SNOTMAN 2611                  1   0  1    11       COLLUSION (402)
 SLAUGHTER PRIEST 2581         1   0  1    11       TEMPE FACER BROOD (399)
 KING TUT 2616                 1   0  1    11       DEAD LIKE ME (403)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FREIZA 2823                   1   0  1    11       DB2 (423)
 BLUE 2737                     1   0  1     9       DEATH BUS (415)
 SORROW 2755                   1   0  1     9       LEGENDARY STEELE 7 (417)
 WEST NILE 2835                1   0  1     7       I FEEL ILL 3 (424)
 MISSY 2586                    1   0  1     7       FLUFFY BUNNIES 1 (400)
 FUNKY 2731                    1   0  1     7       LEGION OF DEATH 3 (414)
 GOOBERSTIEN 2591              1   0  1     7       FLUFFY BUNNIES 1 (400)
 CELL 2825                     1   0  1     7       DB2 (423)
 RONNIE 2589                   1   0  1     7       FLUFFY BUNNIES 1 (400)
 BIGGIE SMALLS 2617            1   0  1     7       DEAD LIKE ME (403)
 MALARIA 2826                  1   0  1     6       I FEEL ILL 3 (424)
 BUFFY 2594                    1   0  1     6       FLUFFY BUNNIES 1 (400)
 ORANGE 2741                   1   0  1     6       DEATH BUS (415)
 WRIGGLE MORON 2679            1   0  1     6       I THINK HE'S DEAD 4 (409)
 PINK 2740                     1   0  1     6       DEATH BUS (415)
 PHONE 2797                    1   0  1     6       RABIES (421)
 DEATH STUD 2614               1   0  1     4       COLLUSION (402)
 MASTER ROSHI 2824             1   0  1     4       DB2 (423)
-BLOODY URINALYSIS 2405        2   8  0    14       BLOODY RANDOMNESS (382)
 BLACK 2738                    1   0  0    11       DEATH BUS (415)
 THROATY SWIRL 2675            1   0  0    11       I THINK HE'S DEAD 4 (409)
 TACTFUL BLINTZE 2676          1   0  0    11       I THINK HE'S DEAD 4 (409)
 STING 2760                    1   0  0    10       LEGENDARY STEELE 7 (417)
 T.U.M. 2602                   1   0  0    10       PEOPLE I MISS (401)
 HOWIE 2599                    1   0  0    10       PEOPLE I MISS (401)
 BIG JOE FRENI 2600            1   0  0    10       PEOPLE I MISS (401)
 STAPH 2833                    1   0  0    10       I FEEL ILL 3 (424)
 WONDER BOY BERNIE 2579        1   0  0    10       TEMPE FACER BROOD (399)
 HOMBRE 2605                   1   0  0    10       COLLUSION (402)
 DARQUE SENSEI 2583            1   0  0    10       TEMPE FACER BROOD (399)
 WALLET 2796                   1   0  0    10       RABIES (421)
 PRISONER BG6 2710             1   0  0    10       DUNGEON CELL W08 (412)
 OBJECTS 2795                  1   0  0    10       RABIES (421)
 MUFFY 2593                    1   0  0    10       FLUFFY BUNNIES 1 (400)
 GARGOYLE GRINDER 2576         1   0  0    10       TEMPE FACER BROOD (399)
 FLUFFY 2726                   1   0  0    10       LEGION OF DEATH 3 (414)
 SLAUGHTER JAMMER 2584         1   0  0    10       TEMPE FACER BROOD (399)
 GREEN 2736                    1   0  0     8       DEATH BUS (415)
 PRISONER BG3 2707             1   0  0     8       DUNGEON CELL W08 (412)
 BROWN 2743                    1   0  0     8       DEATH BUS (415)
 EDDY 2592                     1   0  0     8       FLUFFY BUNNIES 1 (400)
 CHI CHI 2821                  1   0  0     8       DB2 (423)
 PANTIES DEBATE 2682           1   0  0     8       I THINK HE'S DEAD 4 (409)
 SANDMAN 2610                  1   0  0     8       COLLUSION (402)
 RANDOM MASTADON 2621          1   0  0     8       DEAD LIKE ME (403)
 PRISONER BG7 2711             1   0  0     6       DUNGEON CELL W08 (412)
 RHINOVIRUS 2831               1   0  0     6       I FEEL ILL 3 (424)
 THORNE 2756                   1   0  0     6       LEGENDARY STEELE 7 (417)
 GREEN EGGS AND LEE 2596       1   0  0     6       PEOPLE I MISS (401)
 PAULY 2612                    1   0  0     6       COLLUSION (402)
 COINSPINNER 2757              1   0  0     5       LEGENDARY STEELE 7 (417)
 OW MY HIP 2780                1   0  0     5       OLD NERDS C PAPER 2 (419)
 MOURNBLADE 2761               1   0  0     5       LEGENDARY STEELE 7 (417)
 PRISONER BG9 2713             1   0  0     5       DUNGEON CELL W08 (412)
 PLUTO 2733                    1   0  0     5       LEGION OF DEATH 3 (414)
 EPSC 2746                     1   0  0     5       S. FORCES BG08 (416)
 RETORT 2729                   1   0  0     5       LEGION OF DEATH 3 (414)
 KAREN CARPENTER 2618          1   0  0     5       DEAD LIKE ME (403)
 SLIDE RULE 2775               1   0  0     5       OLD NERDS C PAPER 2 (419)
 BOTTLE O'WATER 2802           1   0  0     5       RABIES (421)
 SOULTAKER 2613                1   0  0     5       COLLUSION (402)
 LACTIC LAYOVER 2678           1   0  0     5       I THINK HE'S DEAD 4 (409)
 COFFEE POT 2798               1   0  0     5       RABIES (421)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOHAN 2817                    1   0  0     4       DB2 (423)
 FROTHY GIMMICK 2681           1   0  0     3       I THINK HE'S DEAD 4 (409)
 STORMBRINGER 2763             1   0  0     3       LEGENDARY STEELE 7 (417)
 LOON 2728                     0   1  0     1       LEGION OF DEATH 3 (414)
 SANDY 2595                    0   1  0     1       PEOPLE I MISS (401)
 VEGETA 2819                   0   1  0     1       DB2 (423)
 TAPED UP GLASSES 2784         0   1  0     1       OLD NERDS C PAPER 2 (419)
 RED 2735                      0   1  0     1       DEATH BUS (415)
 MOUSE 2803                    0   1  0     1       RABIES (421)
 WARRING TIGER 2580            0   1  0     1       TEMPE FACER BROOD (399)
 KEYS 2800                     0   1  0     1       RABIES (421)
 CEBUANO CRUSADER 2577         0   1  0     1       TEMPE FACER BROOD (399)
 BRACE 2730                    0   1  0     1       LEGION OF DEATH 3 (414)
 LIDS 2799                     0   1  0     1       RABIES (421)
 MANNEQUIN 2609                0   1  0     1       COLLUSION (402)
 MANAGER 2597                  0   1  0     1       PEOPLE I MISS (401)
 MARBOURG 2830                 0   1  0     1       I FEEL ILL 3 (424)
 ORCIST 2762                   0   1  0     1       LEGENDARY STEELE 7 (417)
 GOKU 2818                     0   1  0     1       DB2 (423)
 PRISONER BG4 2708             0   1  0     1       DUNGEON CELL W08 (412)
 WRETCHED WRECKER 2578         0   1  0     1       TEMPE FACER BROOD (399)
 PRISONER BG5 2709             0   1  0     1       DUNGEON CELL W08 (412)
 DENGUE 2834                   0   1  0     1       I FEEL ILL 3 (424)
 PRISONER BG2 2706             0   1  0     1       DUNGEON CELL W08 (412)
 FUZZY 2587                    0   1  0     1       FLUFFY BUNNIES 1 (400)
 TROUSER REMORSE 2684          0   1  0     1       I THINK HE'S DEAD 4 (409)
 BOB HOPE 2619                 0   1  0     1       DEAD LIKE ME (403)
 6-PACK 2801                   0   1  0     1       RABIES (421)
 PICCOLO 2820                  0   1  0     1       DB2 (423)
 BRAD RENFRO 2623              0   1  0     1       DEAD LIKE ME (403)
 BRAVO SWEATS 2677             0   1  0     1       I THINK HE'S DEAD 4 (409)
 GRAY 2742                     0   1  0     1       DEATH BUS (415)
 TITAN 2732                    0   1  0     1       LEGION OF DEATH 3 (414)
 KLGO 2750                     0   1  0     1       S. FORCES BG08 (416)
 INDIMAR 2606                  0   1  0     1       COLLUSION (402)
 PRISONER BG1 2705             0   1  0     1       DUNGEON CELL W08 (412)
 TRUNKS 2822                   0   1  0     1       DB2 (423)
 STREP 2832                    0   1  0     1       I FEEL ILL 3 (424)
 SAM ADAMS 2604                0   1  0     1       PEOPLE I MISS (401)
 BOBBY FISHER 2620             0   1  0     1       DEAD LIKE ME (403)
 ATROPHORA ARCUATALIS 2748     0   1  0     1       S. FORCES BG08 (416)
 FIZBAN DOCTOR 2582            0   1  0     1       TEMPE FACER BROOD (399)
 GLAMDRING 2759                0   1  0     1       LEGENDARY STEELE 7 (417)
 ABACUS 2782                   0   1  0     1       OLD NERDS C PAPER 2 (419)
 PUNCH CARDS 2781              0   1  0     1       OLD NERDS C PAPER 2 (419)
 SILK 2598                     0   1  0     1       PEOPLE I MISS (401)
 P53 2747                      0   1  0     1       S. FORCES BG08 (416)
 MR. ROGERS 2624               0   1  0     1       DEAD LIKE ME (403)
 HAWK OF LEBANON 2749          0   1  0     1       S. FORCES BG08 (416)
 BIG JOE FRENI 2601            0   1  0     1       PEOPLE I MISS (401)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RING 851                6  2 3 4-LETTR WORMS 164    GINGERBREAD MAN 889     8   
CAMEL HUMP 1722         5  4 1 ANIMAL FUN 313       DEPRIVATION 1605        9   
SLIPPERY SNAKE 1721     5  3 1 ANIMAL FUN 313       SCHWAGGER JACKER 1765   8   
NO TOILET PAPER 1202    6  4 2 ARCANE BLUNDER 234   REPO MAN 1339          10   
SONNY COWLEONE 439      6  4 1 BARNYARD MAFIA 82    VAPID MOOSE 527        10  NONE
DESTRUCTION 1735        1  7 1 BLOOD LEGION II 315  FAT BACK 1638           8   
WHITE 1736              3  4 2 BLOOD LEGION II 315  BOOTY WATCHER 1614      7   
BLOODY CUBIST 2413      6  4 3 BLOODY RANDOMNES 382 FEAR 2251              10   
BLOODY DIIETICIA 2408   6  4 3 BLOODY RANDOMNES 382 SNOTMAN'S CAT 2493     10   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EBOLA 1607              3  6 1 BOODGAME THUGS 302   GREYHAND 1794           9   
FREAKY THING 1771       1  8 0 BRING OUT DA FRE 318 PSSST 1800              9   
FLY 1780                3  3 0 BUGLORDS 319         BLACK WIDOW 1555        6  NOT REVENGED
HELENA 2329             6  2 1 CAESAR'S LADIES 374  SPORTY JONES 2510       8  NONE
LIVIA 2332              5  4 1 CAESAR'S LADIES 374  BLOODY DIIETICIA 2408   9  NONE
COW ANUS 2149           4  2 1 CLONES OF TUM II 356 PIG EARS 1960           6  NOT REVENGED
ANGEL 2557              0  6 0 CLONES' OF TUM 397   SILICON BOODLE 2371     6  NOT REVENGED
MYSTERY JETS 2517       3  3 0 COLLEGE RADIO BG 393 SNOTMAN'S CAT 2493      6  NOT REVENGED
THE LKAXONS 2516        3  3 3 COLLEGE RADIO BG 393 CINDY 2479              6  NONE
ZOMBIE WITCH 2524       7  3 0 COLLEGE RADIO BG 393 JOIST NUMSKULL 2374    10   
CONNIPTION 1373         6  4 0 CONSANGUINEOUS 2 267 DEADISH 1356           10   
CONVULSOIN 1550         7  3 3 CONSANGUINEOUS 4 296 DEPRIVATION 1605       10   
MINTAKA 2219            2  7 1 CONSTELLATION 363    SANGUINE 2245           9   
SAIPH 2222              2  7 1 CONSTELLATION 363    BALDELF 2501            9   
BLACK 1759              7  2 1 CRAYOLA TOADS 317    CLOVIS 1654             9   
EVARISTUS 1900          0  6 0 DARQUE AGES 331      AREJHAY CHIEF 1873      6  NOT REVENGED
ZEPHYRINUS 1904         4  3 0 DARQUE AGES 331      PIG EARS 1960           7   
DUMBLEDORE 2622         0  1 0 DEAD LIKE ME 403     MEXICAN WEREWOLF 2752   1   
TALI 473                6  4 0 DEADLY RAGE 89       FIR COAT 617           10  NONE
WHITE 2739              0  1 0 DEATH BUS 415        MALARIA 2826            1   
YELLOW 2744             0  1 0 DEATH BUS 415        HANTA 2827              1   
KRACKEL 1587            5  2 1 DEATH BY CHOCOLA 300 SINOPE 1507             7   
I SUPPOSE YOU 2118      4  3 1 DIE, MOFO, DIE I 353 LOT 1980                7   
YOU, TOO 2117           3  3 3 DIE, MOFO, DIE I 353 RING PUDDING 1956       6  NOT REVENGED
WISE INSIGHT 243        3  7 2 DIFFERENCES 44       DIAMONDBACK 238        10  NONE
LIME AWAY 1381          1  9 0 DIRTY DEEDS 268      BALTIS 1350            10   
PRISONER BG0 2714       0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL W08 412 BLUE 2737               1   
PRISONER BG8 2712       0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL W08 412 BIGGIE SMALLS 2617      1   
FATAL KISS 894          8  1 0 ETERNAL REST 173     DICKY 962               9   
PALE RIDER 897          2  5 0 ETERNAL REST 173     PAC-MAN 843             7   
WENDY 2184              4  6 3 FAST FOOD 359        TALON FLOYD 2162       10   
CUTEY PIE 199           5  5 2 FEMME FATALES 35     DYLAN 201              10  NONE
BLAMELESS CROOK 2321    4  2 1 FINAL FANTASY 373    LIP GLOSS 2458          6  NONE
RAPTURE 2322            2  7 2 FINAL FANTASY 373    BLOODY GRUMPY 2406      9   
STANLEY'S MOM 2324      4  3 1 FINAL FANTASY 373    SQUEAKY FROMME 2444     7   
FIDO 2585               0  1 0 FLUFFY BUNNIES 1 400 CELL 2825               1   
JED 2588                0  1 0 FLUFFY BUNNIES 1 400 FREIZA 2823             1   
ZED 2590                0  1 0 FLUFFY BUNNIES 1 400 GANOLUS 2608            1   
GIRDLE 2456             3  7 0 GIRLY STUFF 387      BLOODY GRUMPY 2406     10   
LIP GLOSS 2458          8  1 1 GIRLY STUFF 387      AMANDA 2475             9  NONE
PANTIES 2463            6  4 1 GIRLY STUFF 387      KATE 2559              10   
LEGLESS WONDER 2491     4  3 1 GUYS WHO DIED 390    SPORTY JONES 2510       7  NONE
HANOI HANNAH 739        4  3 3 HELPFUL WOMEN 142    SPARKLY 659             7  REVENGED
BENT PUTTER 770         7  3 2 HOFFA AT RIVIERA 148 RICHTHOFEN 672         10  NONE
WETJOYS 767             7  3 2 HOFFA AT RIVIERA 148 NOONAN 785             10  NONE
PACKAGED REBELLIO 155   4  2 2 HOW THE GODS KILL 27 KELLOG 30               6  REVENGED
MOKI 1275               4  5 2 I AM SUCK 249        CONFUCIAN 1254          9   
EBOLA SUDAN 2829        0  1 0 I FEEL ILL 3 424     DEATH STUD 2614         1   
EBOLA ZAIRE 2828        0  1 0 I FEEL ILL 3 424     ATIKAKI 2753            1   
DOOMED CLAM 2683        0  1 0 I THINK HE'S DEA 409 MASTER ROSHI 2824       1   
ZOMBIE HISS 2680        0  1 0 I THINK HE'S DEA 409 SORROW 2755             1   
IAN'S GUY 4 734         5  4 2 IAN'S A BG 141       FONCK 671               9  REVENGED
TUNGSTEN LORD 1411      4  6 1 IRON LORDS 274       ZOMBIE 1427            10   
JOHN DOE 1330           3  4 2 JOHNS-R-US 260       CUTESY WOOTSY 1312      7   
MENTAL DISABILIT 1338   6  4 1 KLK GRAVY TRAIN 261  HOUSEQUAKE 1245        10   
EXCALIBUR 2764          0  1 0 LEGENDARY STEELE 417 WEST NILE 2835          1   
WOUNDHEALER 2758        0  1 0 LEGENDARY STEELE 417 OX KING 2816            1   
KARMA 1892              4  5 2 LEGION OF BLOOD 330  ADDY HELM 1938          9   
MIDAS 2734              0  1 0 LEGION OF DEATH  414 MISSY 2586              1   
MOON 2727               0  1 0 LEGION OF DEATH  414 PINK 2740               1   
STRINGY 2725            0  1 0 LEGION OF DEATH  414 SLAUGHTER PRIEST 2581   1   
BLOODLETTER 2246        3  3 1 LEGIONS OF BLOOD 366 SQUEAKY FROMME 2444     6  NOT REVENGED
FREAK 2249              2  5 0 LEGIONS OF BLOOD 366 VELINA 2326             7   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CANKER SORE 601         4  6 3 LILAC FAERY KISS 115 DOE EYES 434           10  NONE
FROTHINSLOSHER 1296     3  3 0 LUROCIAN EXILES 253  CUTESY WOOTSY 1312      6  NOT REVENGED
TRITON 1510             4  3 1 MANY MOONS AGO 292   CABIN BOY 1621          7   
GRISHNAK 2573           2  4 1 MEN OF NI 398        DIERCE 2252             6  NOT REVENGED
ZYLO 2569               5  3 1 MEN OF NI 398        SILICON BOODLE 2371     8   
HYDRA 882               4  2 2 METACONCERT 170      GINGERBREAD MAN 889     6  NOT REVENGED
BEDWETTING DOLL 2189    5  2 2 MISFIT TOYS 360      KATE 2559               7   
STEEL JUMPROPE 2193     2  4 0 MISFIT TOYS 360      BLOODY DIIETICIA 2408   6  NONE
MONKEYSON 2168          3  5 1 MUGS AND MEAD 358    TALON FLOYD 2162        8   
BRITISH SEA POWE 1564   6  3 4 NEW YORK SUMMER 298  FAT BACK 1638           9   
BIFOCALS 2776           0  1 0 OLD NERDS C PAPE 419 FUNKY 2731              1   
OLD FOLKS HOME 2778     0  1 0 OLD NERDS C PAPE 419 ORANGE 2741             1   
OVER 40 LEAGUE 2779     0  1 0 OLD NERDS C PAPE 419 PHONE 2797              1   
POCKET PROTECTOR 2783   0  1 0 OLD NERDS C PAPE 419 GOOBERSTIEN 2591        1   
SLOW DANCE 2777         0  1 0 OLD NERDS C PAPE 419 NULN 2607               1   
PHIL 2603               0  1 0 PEOPLE I MISS 401    BUFFY 2594              1   
JACKALL 1336            3  3 1 PUDDLE OF BLOOD  246 BRICK IS RED 1193       6  NOT REVENGED
MAP 2804                0  1 0 RABIES 421           RONNIE 2589             1   
CRICKET 2745            0  1 0 S. FORCES BG08 416   KING TUT 2616           1   
LEAP YEAR 2754          0  1 0 S. FORCES BG08 416   ANDY KAUFMAN 2615       1   
SHAMPOO 2751            0  1 0 S. FORCES BG08 416   WRIGGLE MORON 2679      1   
FALLEN GRAYBRANC 1470   2  6 1 SCARLETS KNIGHTS 286 OVERWEIGHT 1481         8   
GRANITE IRONBEAR 1471   1  6 0 SCARLETS KNIGHTS 286 TALON ON TOAST 1402     7   
RETARDED INTELLE 1441   3  5 0 SCOMS TOWER 2 280    CABIN BOY 1449          8   
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 1615     2  5 0 SEA DOGGIES 303      MORE PARMESAN 1639      7   
POOP DECK GUY 1623      3  3 1 SEA DOGGIES 303      CAPTAIN LOVE 1670       6  NOT REVENGED
CROW'S NEST GUY 1452    5  3 3 SEA DOGS 2 282       RUDE GIRL 1393          8  REVENGED
SOME WILL 905           4  6 2 SOMETIMES 175        GINGERBREAD MAN 889    10   
SIR RANDILIER 131       5  5 2 SORCERY COVENANT 22  MISTY 232              10  NONE
XENNEX 1789             4  6 1 SOUL WOLVES 320      CAPTAIN LOVE 1670      10   
CHAKAO-KHAN 2551        6  2 2 STAR TREK CRIBBI 396 LIVIA 2332              8  NONE
STEPOV 2547             4  2 0 STAR TREK CRIBBI 396 EUTROPIA 2327           6  NOT REVENGED
SULU NATION 2549        4  3 2 STAR TREK CRIBBI 396 BLOODY DIIETICIA 2408   7  NONE
ALNINAN 1845            3  4 0 STARS 326            BONE SPEAR 1940         7   
BELLATRIX 1847          1  7 0 STARS 326            TRITON 1834             8   
TABIT 1852              3  4 1 STARS 326            AREJHAY CHIEF 1873      7   
PRO 1753                5  4 1 STYLE 316            SCHWAGGER JACKER 1765   9   
CHEESE STICK 1922       4  3 1 SUE ME 333           HEMATIC 1887            7   
CLAY 2010               6  2 1 SUPER FORCES BG 342  MANAGER MANGLER 2154    8   
FLAMETHROWER 1412       6  3 3 SUPERIOR FORCES  275 MR. CLEAN 1377          9   
HAYWOOD 1705            7  3 3 TARHEELS 2 312       MORE PARMESAN 1639     10   
NYNEX 479               4  2 1 TELETECH 90          MEGADEATH 550           6  REVENGED
TIG'S TOAD 1581         2  8 0 TEMPE 06 299         T'PAU 1803             10   
BAY CITY SHARK 2575     0  1 0 TEMPE FACER BROO 399 SNOTMAN 2611            1   
WHITE DOVE 532          6  4 1 THE HORDE 101        LODI RENNON 426        10  NONE
BRUNO THE GIMP 2062     2  6 2 THE PAROLED 347      SHEEP HEART 2150        8   
SALVATORE 2055          4  2 3 THE PAROLED 347      SAM LOOGY 1858          6  NOT REVENGED
CINDY 2479              4  5 3 THIRSTY THUGS MI 389 KATE 2559               9   
LISA 2483               2  8 0 THIRSTY THUGS MI 389 ALKALINE KATYDID 2372  10   
PEACEKEEPER 138         6  4 2 TILDETHDOUSPART 23   FLESHSHREDDER 177      10  NONE
LUNA 1247               3  4 2 TOADS OF DEATH 243   HALITOSIS 1268          7   
ICE CUBE 188            2  8 2 TRIBESMAN 33         BERIT 44               10  NONE
COOKED LOBBY 1939       3  3 2 TROVE DE URBANE 335  HOGS MAW 1955           6  NOT REVENGED
PIRATE SHIRT 1944       3  4 1 TROVE DE URBANE 335  BLOOD PIE 1962          7   
DEX THE RAT 2505        6  1 2 VERMINS 392          AMANDA 2475             7  NONE
RHEA 2213               2  4 2 WAR CK ERS 362       BORDERLINE 2302         6  NOT REVENGED
DEIMOS 1826             2  8 0 WARCKERS 324         PESKY 1991             10   
METIS 1828              2  5 0 WARCKERS 324         OKIRI 1993              7   
NEREID 1829             3  6 0 WARCKERS 324         HEAD CHEESE 1964        9   
PHOBOS 1830             1  8 0 WARCKERS 324         BONE SPEAR 1940         9   
ORUATYRIM 2495          6  2 2 WATCHERS' 391        SNOTMAN'S CAT 2493      8   
MUDFRAPPER 1464         4  4 0 WITCH'S BREW 285     IBG5 1462               8   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BAY CITY SHARK was butchered by SNOTMAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
GARGOYLE GRINDER vanquished PRISONER BG1 in a 1 minute uneven battle.
CEBUANO CRUSADER was subdued by COINSPINNER in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
WRETCHED WRECKER was viciously subdued by PRISONER BG7 in a 2 minute novice's contest.
WONDER BOY BERNIE demolished FUZZY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
WARRING TIGER lost to PLUTO in a 2 minute amateur's fight.
SLAUGHTER PRIEST executed STRINGY in a 3 minute mismatched brawl.
FIZBAN DOCTOR was overpowered by HOMBRE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DARQUE SENSEI vanquished GRAY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SLAUGHTER JAMMER overpowered 6-PACK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FIDO was slain by CELL in a 3 minute novice's fight.
MISSY put to death MIDAS in a 3 minute novice's bout.
JED was murdered by FREIZA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RONNIE unbelievably slew MAP in a 2 minute brutal novice's contest.
ZED was butchered by GANOLUS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GOOBERSTIEN viciously butchered POCKET PROTECTOR in a 2 minute gory beginner's fight.
EDDY viciously subdued TROUSER REMORSE in a exciting 3 minute bloody beginner's duel.
MUFFY devastated PICCOLO in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BUFFY killed PHIL in a 1 minute novice's match.
SANDY was beaten by KAREN CARPENTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute novice's match.
GREEN EGGS AND LEE viciously subdued STREP in a 3 minute gory novice's contest.
MANAGER was viciously subdued by PAULY in a 2 minute gruesome novice's match.
SILK was viciously subdued by PRISONER BG3 in a popular 5 minute amateur's fray.
HOWIE overpowered BOBBY FISHER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BIG JOE FRENI overpowered GLAMDRING in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BIG JOE FRENI was narrowly defeated by FROTHY GIMMICK in a 8 minute novice's bout.
T.U.M. overpowered PUNCH CARDS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SAM ADAMS was narrowly defeated by GOHAN in a unpopular 8 minute novice's fray.
INDIMAR was vanquished by OBJECTS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NULN assassinated SLOW DANCE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MANNEQUIN was defeated by RHINOVIRUS in a 3 minute novice's match.
SANDMAN savagely defeated P53 in a exciting 4 minute gory novice's fight.
SOULTAKER unbelievably bested LOON in a action packed 6 minute gory amateur's match.
DEATH STUD delivered the death blow upon EBOLA SUDAN in a 6 minute novice's battle.
ANDY KAUFMAN easily killed LEAP YEAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KING TUT murdered CRICKET in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BIGGIE SMALLS dispatched PRISONER BG8 in a action packed 3 minute novice's bout.
BOB HOPE was savagely defeated by BROWN in a 6 minute novice's competition.
RANDOM MASTADON savagely defeated ABACUS in a action packed 3 minute novice's fight.
DUMBLEDORE was butchered by MEXICAN WEREWOLF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BRAD RENFRO was vanquished by WALLET in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MR. ROGERS was outwaited by STORMBRINGER in a dull 14 minute amateur's match.
THROATY SWIRL handily defeated PRISONER BG4 in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
TACTFUL BLINTZE overpowered PRISONER BG5 in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
BRAVO SWEATS was overpowered by FLUFFY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LACTIC LAYOVER overcame LIDS in a 3 minute novice's duel.
WRIGGLE MORON killed SHAMPOO in a 3 minute novice's conflict.
ZOMBIE HISS was savagely slain by SORROW in a popular 3 minute bloody novice's battle.
PANTIES DEBATE viciously subdued ATROPHORA ARCUATALIS in a 3 minute novice's conflict.
DOOMED CLAM was savagely slain by MASTER ROSHI in a unpopular 8 minute novice's brawl.
PRISONER BG2 was subdued by SLIDE RULE in a 1 minute amateur's contest.
PRISONER BG6 overpowered TRUNKS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
PRISONER BG9 bested MOUSE in a 2 minute novice's fight.
PRISONER BG0 was viciously butchered by BLUE in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.
MOON was slain by PINK in a crowd pleasing 5 minute novice's duel.
RETORT luckily beat KEYS in a 5 minute novice's conflict.
BRACE was viciously subdued by EPSC in a 7 minute bloody novice's fight.
FUNKY narrowly killed BIFOCALS in a 2 minute gory beginner's duel.
TITAN was savagely defeated by GREEN in a action packed 7 minute novice's fight.
RED was beaten by OW MY HIP in a 3 minute novice's battle.
BLACK vanquished ORCIST in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
WHITE was savagely slain by MALARIA in a 1 minute brutal amateur's duel.
ORANGE killed OLD FOLKS HOME in a 2 minute novice's match.
YELLOW was assassinated by HANTA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HAWK OF LEBANON was viciously subdued by CHI CHI in a 5 minute amateur's duel.
KLGO was demolished by STAPH in a 1 minute uneven match.
ATIKAKI butchered EBOLA ZAIRE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided battle.
THORNE overcame VEGETA in a action packed 3 minute amateur's match.
WOUNDHEALER was murdered by OX KING in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
STING overpowered DENGUE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MOURNBLADE overcame MARBOURG in a 1 minute beginner's conflict.
EXCALIBUR was narrowly killed by WEST NILE in a 3 minute brutal amateur's bout.
OVER 40 LEAGUE was dealt death by PHONE in a popular 9 minute gruesome novice's match.
TAPED UP GLASSES was defeated by COFFEE POT in a exciting 3 minute beginner's match.
BOTTLE O'WATER bested GOKU in a 1 minute novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      15         WALL OF STEEL     71 -  52 - 28      58  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    15         AIMED BLOW        55 -  43 - 20      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         TOTAL PARRY       72 -  58 - 20      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         SLASHING ATTACK   63 -  55 - 19      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         STRIKING ATTACK   29 -  29 - 13      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         BASHING ATTACK    30 -  31 - 10      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   15         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  45 - 13      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 15         PARRY-LUNGE       50 -  61 - 17      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         PARRY-STRIKE      35 -  46 - 12      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     15         PARRY-RIPOSTE     36 -  52 -  9      41  |

Turn   1 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         9 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  8         3  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  6     SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  9         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  6     STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  9         1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     9 -  6     PARRY-LUNGE        3 - 12         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  6                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  7                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     ATIKAKI 2753                1   0  1   12 S. FORCES BG08 (416)
BASHING ATTACK   OX KING 2816                1   0  1   11 DB2 (423)
LUNGING ATTACK   NULN 2607                   1   0  1   11 COLLUSION (402)
STRIKING ATTACK  ANDY KAUFMAN 2615           1   0  1   11 DEAD LIKE ME (403)
PARRY-LUNGE      GANOLUS 2608                1   0  1   11 COLLUSION (402)
SLASHING ATTACK  SNOTMAN 2611                1   0  1   11 COLLUSION (402)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLAUGHTER PRIEST 2581       1   0  1   11 TEMPE FACER BROOD (399)
AIMED BLOW       FREIZA 2823                 1   0  1   11 DB2 (423)
WALL OF STEEL    WEST NILE 2835              1   0  1    7 I FEEL ILL 3 (424)
TOTAL PARRY      BIGGIE SMALLS 2617          1   0  1    7 DEAD LIKE ME (403)

The overall popularity leader is GREEN 2736.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
GREEN 2736.  The ten other most popular fighters were LOON 2728, MOON 2727, PRISONER 
BG3 2707, BROWN 2743, EDDY 2592, SANDY 2595, PRISONER BG8 2712, VEGETA 2819, SANDMAN 
2610, and RANDOM MASTADON 2621.

The least popular fighter this week was DOOMED CLAM 2683.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MASTER ROSHI 2824, STORMBRINGER 2763, FROTHY GIMMICK 2681, 
DEATH STUD 2614, EBOLA SUDAN 2829, GOHAN 2817, HAWK OF LEBANON 2749, MR. ROGERS 2624, 
BIG JOE FRENI 2601, and COFFEE POT 2798.

               NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENAS (DM 81/83)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed 
in a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 81 or DM 83.  If you requested that your team be 
placed in a specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Any teams not 
transferred out of DM 81 and DM 83 by May 1 will be deleted.  If you have questions 
about any of your teams, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI 

                           SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN ATLANTA!

Our next summer FTF will be held in Atlanta, Georgia, July 27-29, 2007.  It will be 
held at the Sheraton Buckhead Hotel in Atlanta, on 3405 Lenox Road NE (404-261-9250). 
Room rates are $95.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy.  There is a free shuttle from the 
MARTA station two blocks away and free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge), 
fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--ask for the Reality 
Simulations room block.  Look for transportation info in the tournament information 
sheet.  We hope you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                            JANUARY FACE-TO-FACE IN TEMPE!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 12-14, 2007.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $149.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy, which 
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception (yes, really!), free 
airport shuttle, free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge), fitness center, 
jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--please make your reservation by December 15 
before the block is released!  (This is prime season for Phoenix, and several people 
were unable to book rooms last year because they waited too long.)  Look for 
transportation info in the tournament information sheet.  We hope you're all looking 
forward to it and that we will see you there!

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLIII

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HEART 1096 (36-27-4)                   4  3  0         ORGANS ON THE SAND   

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
REDDI WHIP 1636 (38-18-7)              7  3  0         KILLING ME SOFTER    
PORK ROLL 1634 (30-26-5)               0  2  0         KILLING ME SOFTER    

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SCRAPPLE 1961 (16-17-3)                1  3  0         WHY SELL THIS?       
THAT GUY 2120 (9-8-3)                  1  3  0         DIE, MOFO, DIE IV    

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 47 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                   LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) of CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)
                    LORD KRONOS (11-6111) of MANIACAL TUFTS (431)
                         NATAS (11-6531) of DO IT AGAIN (565)
                      TOTTI (17-5991) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL (407)
                 SIXTH SICK SHIEK (18-2940) of TONGUE TWISTERS (265)
                    SOLSBURY HILL (18-8558) of STREET PIZZA (106)
                        CAFFREY'S (21-4748) of REAL BEER (424)
                         LEE (30-4255) of LHI'S ANGELS (406)
                    PRIVATE ROOM (31-3620) of MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
                      OBERON (31-6133) of AUTUMN LIGHTNING (615)
                  PADISHAR CREEL (36-2208) of BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)
                      BLUE-GREY (55-3370) of ALL AMERICAN (362)
                    RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) of USELESS TOOLS (345)
                       SVETLANA (57-4040) of MORDYKR KEEP (466)
                DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (68-4666) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (447)
                  CATASTROPHE (71-6273) of THE BROTHERHOOD 98 (708)
                        BIGFACE (82-237) of RUPTURE FARMS (43)
                        SHORT-TEMER (82-980) of LIFESPAN (165)
                        FOGGED IN (82-1298) of TEMPE '99 (225)
                           SINISTER (82-3298) of EVIL (450)
                        I-10 (82-5256) of TRIP TO TEMPE (711)
                   CAL RIPPER JR (82-6799) of ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
                 TINY ARCHIBALD (82-8174) of THE POINT GUARDS (1183)
                     LARG JOHN (82-8616) of THE MUSIC MAN (1256)
                          0002 (82-13973) of JAN 2002 (2073)
                    DEIRDRE (82-15176) of TOADS OF AMBER 2 (2276)
                 OOPSIDIDITAGAIN (82-15292) of LUROCIANS XVII (2294)
                    TV EATS MY LIFE (82-17438) of RESCUE ME (2667)
                   FLUFFY BUNNY (82-18105) of OFFENDED SANDY (2774)
                  COLLEEN (82-18383) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1305 (2828)
                 ICHIRO TRICKLE (82-19442) of NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)
                    STURM PYRE (82-19644) of DARK TOADS 03A (3046)
                     BOTTACELLI (82-22958) of HER ALTEREGO (3659)
                   UNHOLY GERBIL (82-24046) of CROSS BREED! (3837)
                       HANA (82-24461) of 4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)
                    TEEVELLA (82-24954) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)
                         1001 (82-25095) of DUMB PUDS (4011)
                OPEN UP, POLICE (82-25801) of DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)
              CRACKED AND LEAKING (82-28597) of STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)
                     VAMPIRE (82-29366) of DARK TOADS 04V (4791)
                      WYVERN (82-29373) of DARK TOADS 04W (4792)
                  MEGALODON (82-32285) of DEVILS OF THE DEEP (5329)
                     CONCRETE (82-33162) of LUROCIANS III (5473)
                  DESSERT (82-34664) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1505 (5709)
                TURNIP TORNEDO (82-35257) of GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)
                            XRIS (82-36974) of WOW (6113)
                        FREAKSHOW (82-38749) of 072905O (6445)

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 5 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                       SNOTTYMAN (40-3685) of THEY TRAINED ME!
                            HORRID (65-6385) of LEGION IV
                         JUDICIOUSLY (82-27214) of ADVERBS II
                      TERRICONUS (82-27651) of THE GLORIOUS DARK
                      FLABBY-O (82-30720) of STREET PIZZAD XXII

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

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