DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/18/2008 Duedate: 08/01/2008
SOUTH RIDGE ARENA
DM-99 TURN-1
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292) 6 4 5 60.0 1/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292) 6 4 5
2/ 0 DERANGED (264) 7 3 4 70.0 2/ 0 DERANGED (264) 7 3 4
3/ 0 MUNCHKIN FURYS (295) 5 5 3 50.0 3/ 0 MUNCHKIN FURYS (295) 5 5 3
4/ 0 DUNGEON CELL 508C (282) 5 5 3 50.0 4/ 0 DUNGEON CELL 508C (282) 5 5 3
5/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES BG (287) 5 5 3 50.0 5/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES BG (287) 5 5 3
6/ 0 WORDS TO DIE FOR M (276) 4 6 3 40.0 6/ 0 WORDS TO DIE FOR M (276) 4 6 3
7/ 0 FLAME TO MOTH (297) 7 3 2 70.0 7/ 0 FLAME TO MOTH (297) 7 3 2
8/ 0 ALTER EGO'S (284) 7 3 2 70.0 8/ 0 ALTER EGO'S (284) 7 3 2
9/ 0 KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285) 5 5 2 50.0 9/ 0 KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285) 5 5 2
10/ 0 TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272) 4 6 2 40.0 10/ 0 TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272) 4 6 2
11/ 0 ALIEN ABDUCTION (278) 6 4 1 60.0 11/ 0 ALIEN ABDUCTION (278) 6 4 1
12/ 0 ELEMENTAL 4 (268) 4 6 1 40.0 12/ 0 ELEMENTAL 4 (268) 4 6 1
13/ 0 FIGHTING WITH 3 (289) 6 4 0 60.0 13/ 0 FIGHTING WITH 3 (289) 6 4 0
14/ 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (280) 4 6 0 40.0 14/ 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (280) 4 6 0
15/ 0 THE COVENANT (269) 0 10 0 0.0 15/ 0 THE COVENANT (269) 0 10 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. SOUTH RIDGE needs a spyreport." Oh, well. How stupid can
you get? MEDAL OF HONOR 3 missed the turn and aren't top team anymore. Wonder what
they were doing? Talk about hot teams! DERANGED goes out, the very first time, and
goes 7-3-4! Like, what do you guys eat for breakfast? I talked to ALTER EGO'S'
manager before the fights. He said, "We're gonna do good." And look at this:
7-3-2! Psychic, or what! I just can't say enough good things about FLAME TO MOTH.
They went 7-3-2 their first time, don't slouch, and they've got good oral hygiene!
MVP award for JASON VOORHEES? DERANGED's proud of it after beating DEMETIA and
getting 12 points. Who was the wiseguy that said SOUTH RIDGE's Duelmaster was paying
for drinks at The Welcome Wench? Don't look at me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it.
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All SOUTH RIDGE ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to
hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Its been
really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
BLOODGAME WARRIORS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRISONER BG18 1627 1 0 1 12 DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
NORMAN BATES 1446 1 0 1 12 DERANGED (264)
JASON VOORHEES 1445 1 0 1 12 DERANGED (264)
GEROGE WAHLEN 1726 1 0 1 12 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
MY BUTT HURTS 1582 1 0 1 12 ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
YSMAEL VILLEGAS 1723 1 0 1 11 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
KWOK 1678 1 0 1 11 SUPERIOR FORCES BG-A (287)
PRISONER BG12 1621 1 0 1 11 DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
DAKOTANIA 1755 1 0 1 11 MUNCHKIN FURYS (295)
PATRICK BATEMAN 1449 1 0 1 11 DERANGED (264)
BLOODGAME WARRIORS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIG BLUE EYES 1776 1 0 1 11 FLAME TO MOTH (297)
RIDDLED MARZIPAN 1568 1 0 1 11 WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
DYOBG LUNGER 1660 1 0 1 11 KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285)
JAMES REESE 1731 1 0 1 9 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
MAYHEM 1520 1 0 1 9 TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)
SLUSHY SPITTOON 1569 1 0 1 7 WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
GANADO 1681 1 0 1 7 SUPERIOR FORCES BG-A (287)
IMMOLATION 1522 1 0 1 7 TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)
JOSE VALDEZ 1722 1 0 1 7 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
BLOND BOMBSHELL 1772 1 0 1 6 FLAME TO MOTH (297)
DEX 1640 1 0 1 6 ALTER EGO'S (284)
PRISONER BG14 1623 1 0 1 6 DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
TARANEIA 1758 1 0 1 6 MUNCHKIN FURYS (295)
MASS COERCER 1560 1 0 1 6 WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
BOPPER 1753 1 0 1 6 MUNCHKIN FURYS (295)
MICHAEL MYERS 1441 1 0 1 6 DERANGED (264)
BEARDSLEY 1677 1 0 1 6 SUPERIOR FORCES BG-A (287)
NARUTO 1646 1 0 1 6 ALTER EGO'S (284)
DYOBF STRIKER 1671 1 0 1 6 KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285)
POTASSIUM 1488 1 0 1 4 ELEMENTAL 4 (268)
TRU;MAN OLSON 1727 1 0 1 4 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
BATTIUS 1609 1 0 0 11 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (280)
VIKI THE VIXON 1773 1 0 0 11 FLAME TO MOTH (297)
DESOLATION 1527 1 0 0 10 TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)
MIDLINE DRIFT 1701 1 0 0 10 FIGHTING WITH 3 (289)
EVIL GINGIVITIS 1692 1 0 0 10 FIGHTING WITH 3 (289)
JACK'S NOT HERE 1778 1 0 0 10 FLAME TO MOTH (297)
OH YES YES OUCH 1775 1 0 0 10 FLAME TO MOTH (297)
LINDABANE 1757 1 0 0 10 MUNCHKIN FURYS (295)
MY ZIPER 1699 1 0 0 10 FIGHTING WITH 3 (289)
DYOBG PIKER 1658 1 0 0 10 KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285)
SLEEVED ATTORNEY 1565 1 0 0 10 WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
COKE CAN 1648 1 0 0 10 ALTER EGO'S (284)
CABRAN 1606 1 0 0 10 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (280)
OVERLORD 1645 1 0 0 10 ALTER EGO'S (284)
BISMUTH 1480 1 0 0 10 ELEMENTAL 4 (268)
SNAGGLETOOTH 1700 1 0 0 10 FIGHTING WITH 3 (289)
PRODML 1672 1 0 0 10 SUPERIOR FORCES BG-A (287)
DIRT NAP 1694 1 0 0 9 FIGHTING WITH 3 (289)
ALOKIA 1641 1 0 0 8 ALTER EGO'S (284)
FROM URANUS 1586 1 0 0 8 ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
ANTON CHIGURH 1444 1 0 0 7 DERANGED (264)
AGGRESSION 1696 1 0 0 6 FIGHTING WITH 3 (289)
KEEP DREAMIN BUDDY 1781 1 0 0 6 FLAME TO MOTH (297)
GOOD EARTH 1759 1 0 0 6 MUNCHKIN FURYS (295)
OCTORUS 1601 1 0 0 6 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (280)
DOPPLEGANGER 1587 1 0 0 6 ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
ARG 1679 1 0 0 6 SUPERIOR FORCES BG-A (287)
BINGO BONUS 1774 1 0 0 6 FLAME TO MOTH (297)
PRISONER BG19 1628 1 0 0 6 DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
WICHED 1605 1 0 0 6 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (280)
HANNIBAL LECTER 1443 1 0 0 5 DERANGED (264)
THE 4400 1588 1 0 0 5 ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
ANTIMONY 1481 1 0 0 5 ELEMENTAL 4 (268)
DIRK VLUG 1724 1 0 0 5 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
LITIUM POOL 1483 1 0 0 5 ELEMENTAL 4 (268)
DYOBG PLUNGER 1657 1 0 0 5 KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285)
DYOBG TP 1653 1 0 0 5 KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285)
MIXED NUTS 1649 1 0 0 5 ALTER EGO'S (284)
IRONHEAD LEE 1583 1 0 0 5 ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
HOPELESSNESS 1529 1 0 0 5 TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)
CHRIS KELLER 1440 1 0 0 4 DERANGED (264)
PRISONER BG11 1620 1 0 0 3 DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
BLOODGAME WARRIORS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COW MUTILATION 1580 1 0 0 3 ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
FLEABAG 1647 1 0 0 3 ALTER EGO'S (284)
DESTRUCTION 1521 0 1 0 1 TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)
AMLODIPINE 1675 0 1 0 1 SUPERIOR FORCES BG-A (287)
DYOBG BA 1651 0 1 0 1 KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285)
LADU 1491 0 1 0 1 THE COVENANT (269)
RUIN 1526 0 1 0 1 TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)
PINK PRINCESS 1756 0 1 0 1 MUNCHKIN FURYS (295)
CHARY KITTEN 1562 0 1 0 1 WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
LAB GOBLIN 1564 0 1 0 1 WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
SODIUM PIE 1485 0 1 0 1 ELEMENTAL 4 (268)
JAYKER 1602 0 1 0 1 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (280)
PRISONER BG20 1629 0 1 0 1 DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
FRANCIS DOLARHYDE 1447 0 1 0 1 DERANGED (264)
KENNY 1680 0 1 0 1 SUPERIOR FORCES BG-A (287)
BIG TUALULA 1752 0 1 0 1 MUNCHKIN FURYS (295)
PRISONER BG15 1624 0 1 0 1 DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
PRISONER BG17 1626 0 1 0 1 DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
SILICON WAFER 1489 0 1 0 1 ELEMENTAL 4 (268)
THE CARVER 1442 0 1 0 1 DERANGED (264)
WIKS 1496 0 1 0 1 THE COVENANT (269)
DYOBG AIMER 1654 0 1 0 1 KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285)
BRENAN 1603 0 1 0 1 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (280)
POLLOVER PA 1584 0 1 0 1 ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
DELL 1642 0 1 0 1 ALTER EGO'S (284)
ALCOT 1600 0 1 0 1 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (280)
DYOBG SL 1652 0 1 0 1 KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285)
PIGLET DEICER 1563 0 1 0 1 WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
PESTILENCE 1525 0 1 0 1 TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)
SIGNS 1589 0 1 0 1 ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
PHIR 1499 0 1 0 1 THE COVENANT (269)
XENON CORONARY 1567 0 1 0 1 WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
BIFA 1498 0 1 0 1 THE COVENANT (269)
ZONED POSTMAN 1561 0 1 0 1 WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
ROBERT OWENS 1728 0 1 0 1 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
LANTHANIUM SUN 1486 0 1 0 1 ELEMENTAL 4 (268)
PESTILLENCE 1523 0 1 0 1 TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)
PRISONER BG16 1625 0 1 0 1 DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
PAOS 1492 0 1 0 1 THE COVENANT (269)
ALIEN LOVE BABY 1581 0 1 0 1 ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
FORREST VOSLER 1725 0 1 0 1 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
TOEP 1495 0 1 0 1 THE COVENANT (269)
SARENDIA 1754 0 1 0 1 MUNCHKIN FURYS (295)
TRAGEDY 1528 0 1 0 1 TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)
WHOA LOOKIE LOOKIE 1780 0 1 0 1 FLAME TO MOTH (297)
TWISTED PROF 1566 0 1 0 1 WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FLYING SQUIRELL 840 5 5 1 0H NO! 163 BLOOD WURST 663 10 NONE
ALIEN SEX PROBE 1585 0 1 0 ALIEN ABDUCTION 278 PRISONER BG14 1623 1
RAINSONG 1644 0 1 0 ALTER EGO'S 284 KWOK 1678 1
XAKIEL 1643 0 1 0 ALTER EGO'S 284 BEARDSLEY 1677 1
UNSUNG 1393 4 5 3 ARCANE ALL-STARS 259 DEATHS STINK 1286 9
HOT TUB TALON 1147 5 4 4 ARCANE SKI DAY 226 TURNCOAT 1178 9
SNOW BUNN FLOYD 1148 4 3 2 ARCANE SKI DAY 226 FRIED RANCH 1205 7
RASBERRY BERE 1290 1 5 0 BERMANISMS 249 TEDDY ROOSEVELT 1269 6 NOT REVENGED
KEY CARD 1414 1 5 0 BS 261 CAVEMAN REJOICE 1399 6 NOT REVENGED
LEMON HEAD 875 3 4 1 CANDY 171 MUMBAR LUMBAR 1033 7
MR TESTOSTERONE 379 5 5 3 CHAOS ENGINE 72 KUNG-FU MASTER 10 NONE
PERCY QUIN 01 1137 4 3 0 CLONEMASTERS 224 D IS FOR DISEASE 1156 7
BUFFALO BILL 1448 0 1 0 DERANGED 264 GEROGE WAHLEN 1726 1
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DEATHS PLAYTHING 1283 2 7 1 DOOM LEGION 248 KOWTOW SHAKER 1319 9
PRISONER BG13 1622 0 1 0 DUNGEON CELL 508 282 MASS COERCER 1560 1
PRISONER B01 1247 4 3 3 DUNGEON CELL B2 245 KOWTOW SHAKER 1319 7
RUTHENUM 1484 0 1 0 ELEMENTAL 4 268 MY BUTT HURTS 1582 1
TITANIUM 1487 0 1 0 ELEMENTAL 4 268 BLOND BOMBSHELL 1772 1
U235 1482 0 1 0 ELEMENTAL 4 268 NARUTO 1646 1
EVIL 1 1022 5 2 2 EVIL 201 ZOMBIE 852 7
ADHD 1698 0 1 0 FIGHTING WITH 3 289 DYOBG LUNGER 1660 1
DEMETIA 1693 0 1 0 FIGHTING WITH 3 289 JASON VOORHEES 1445 1
SOFTY SPOT 1697 0 1 0 FIGHTING WITH 3 289 GANADO 1681 1
STAYING AWAKE 1695 0 1 0 FIGHTING WITH 3 289 DYOBF STRIKER 1671 1
BONE NECKLACE 1777 0 1 0 FLAME TO MOTH 297 YSMAEL VILLEGAS 1723 1
GIRAFFE LEG 1779 0 1 0 FLAME TO MOTH 297 IMMOLATION 1522 1
MEADE 46 4 6 1 GETTYSBURG 5 MIGUEL INDURAIN 208 10 NONE
GUARDIAN 1013 5 2 1 GONNA WATCH YOU 199 SLOBBERNOCKER 943 7
ODIN 1014 0 6 0 GONNA WATCH YOU 199 CERVICAL THRILLE 1032 6 NOT REVENGED
WHO 1162 1 6 0 JOURNALISM 101 229 LETSSMOKETHELIFT 1150 7
GROOVY RAZE 1324 5 1 2 KILLER WORDS M2 252 CHOLERA 1409 6 NOT REVENGED
DYOBG RIPPER 1659 0 1 0 KULLUMBO'S KIDS 285 POTASSIUM 1488 1
DYOBG WASTE 1656 0 1 0 KULLUMBO'S KIDS 285 BIG BLUE EYES 1776 1
GEORGE PETERSON 1730 0 1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 292 DEX 1640 1
JACK PEDLETON 1729 0 1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 292 SLUSHY SPITTOON 1569 1
BRICKYARD 1761 0 1 0 MUNCHKIN FURYS 295 MAYHEM 1520 1
OOHALAHA 1760 0 1 0 MUNCHKIN FURYS 295 JAMES REESE 1731 1
PSEUDOBRAZ 291 4 6 1 NASCAR 54 SALLY ANNE 250 10 NONE
DUKEM 1608 0 1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 280 PRISONER BG12 1621 1
KRIVON 1607 0 1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 280 PATRICK BATEMAN 1449 1
PENTACLE 1604 0 1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 280 MICHAEL MYERS 1441 1
CURSES 1213 1 5 0 ONIONS IT IS 2 239 D IS FOR DISEASE 1156 6 NOT REVENGED
AIMED TUM 1385 5 3 0 OUT OF TIME 258 SHINY GIZMO 1320 8 REVENGED
STRIKE TUM 1386 3 4 0 OUT OF TIME 258 ABRAHAM LINCOLN 1272 7
BJARNE RIIS 204 6 4 4 PELOTON 37 ARMALIAS SKYHAWK 103 10 NONE
FLAMING GERBIL 938 6 4 2 PHILLY03 184 TALON 982 10
DON MAGIC JUAN 576 5 5 5 PLAYZ BALL 111 THE MACK 804 10 NONE
TEDDY TOURETTE 1119 6 4 1 PSUDDENLY PSCHIZ 220 DANNY TENAGLIA 1129 10
CLAVICLE THRILLE 1184 1 9 0 SKELETON CREW 233 SH... HOLE! 1158 10
SUPERIOR SK8R 1070 3 4 0 SUPERIOR FORCE I 210 IKUS 5 861 7
ANTERIOR LE 1674 0 1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 287 DAKOTANIA 1755 1
HAMS 1676 0 1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 287 TRU;MAN OLSON 1727 1
LENNARD 1673 0 1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 287 BOPPER 1753 1
USPIWF 1360 2 4 1 SUPERIOR FORCES 256 SHADOWBLADE 1369 6 NOT REVENGED
CHAOS 1524 0 1 0 TEAM CARNAGE 2 272 PRISONER BG18 1627 1
AEEB 1494 0 1 0 THE COVENANT 269 TARANEIA 1758 1
POHL 1497 0 1 0 THE COVENANT 269 NORMAN BATES 1446 1
SAUL 1490 0 1 0 THE COVENANT 269 RIDDLED MARZIPAN 1568 1
SMUT 1493 0 1 0 THE COVENANT 269 JOSE VALDEZ 1722 1
DEATH 524 2 4 0 THE HORSEMEN 100 SAMHAIN 483 6 REVENGED
CHIEF BOOT KNOCKA 598 5 5 2 THE MIX-A-LOT CR 115 BIG LEX 579 10 NONE
PAPER BAG 1234 4 3 2 THINGS IN MY CAR 243 INSIDER 1180 7
ETERNAL GEM 1378 2 7 1 TOMBSTONES 257 DEATHS COOKIES 1285 9
HELL SPEAR 1373 4 3 1 TOMBSTONES 257 SHINY GIZMO 1320 7
SAMHAIN 483 2 8 1 WHEEL OF THE YEAR 92 PTOLEMY 539 10 NONE
COSTS TOO MUCH 1049 1 7 0 WHY NOT? 206 CONSCIENCE 992 8
I'M LAZY 1048 2 4 0 WHY NOT? 206 FLOYD 981 6 NOT REVENGED
JOHNNY B. 93 6 4 5 WINDY CITY WARRIO 14 ENGLISH BULLDOG 175 10 NONE
EINSTEIN 268 3 3 0 WISDUMB 49 STEPPED IN 12 BUC 320 6 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CHRIS KELLER slimly won victory over DESTRUCTION in a 10 minute amateur's fight.
MICHAEL MYERS viciously butchered PENTACLE in a 3 minute gruesome novice's match.
THE CARVER was bested by ANTIMONY in a 1 minute novice's contest.
HANNIBAL LECTER defeated PINK PRINCESS in a 3 minute bloody amateur's match.
ANTON CHIGURH vanquished TWISTED PROF in a tiresome 7 minute bloody mismatched fight.
JASON VOORHEES easily killed DEMETIA in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
NORMAN BATES slaughtered POHL in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
FRANCIS DOLARHYDE was vanquished by SLEEVED ATTORNEY in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
BUFFALO BILL was assassinated by GEROGE WAHLEN in a 1 minute uneven match.
PATRICK BATEMAN executed KRIVON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BISMUTH demolished ROBERT OWENS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
U235 was dealt death by NARUTO in a 1 minute novice's battle.
LITIUM POOL bested LAB GOBLIN in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
RUTHENUM was easily killed by MY BUTT HURTS in a 3 minute gory uneven fight.
SODIUM PIE was bested by DYOBG TP in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
LANTHANIUM SUN was overpowered by LINDABANE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TITANIUM was barely slain by BLOND BOMBSHELL in a 2 minute novice's fight.
POTASSIUM killed DYOBG RIPPER in a exciting 14 minute novice's bout.
SILICON WAFER was savagely defeated by BINGO BONUS in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.
SAUL was executed by RIDDLED MARZIPAN in a 2 minute uneven fight.
LADU was subdued by HOPELESSNESS in a action packed 4 minute beginner's bout.
PAOS was handily defeated by MIDLINE DRIFT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SMUT was luckily killed by JOSE VALDEZ in a action packed 6 minute novice's fight.
AEEB was luckily killed by TARANEIA in a popular 4 minute gory beginner's fight.
TOEP was outlasted by PRISONER BG11 in a crowd boring 13 minute novice's melee.
WIKS was savagely defeated by MIXED NUTS in a 6 minute bloody novice's fray.
BIFA was vanquished by VIKI THE VIXON in a 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
PHIR was viciously subdued by KEEP DREAMIN BUDDY in a 9 minute brutal novice's fray.
MAYHEM savagely slew BRICKYARD in a exciting 3 minute brutal novice's fight.
IMMOLATION savagely slew GIRAFFE LEG in a crowd pleasing 5 minute novice's fray.
PESTILLENCE was savagely defeated by FROM URANUS in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
CHAOS was executed by PRISONER BG18 in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
PESTILENCE was demolished by DYOBG PIKER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RUIN was unbelievably bested by DIRK VLUG in a 2 minute gruesome novice's bout.
DESOLATION overpowered ALCOT in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
TRAGEDY was outwaited by COW MUTILATION in a slow 7 minute novice's duel.
MASS COERCER narrowly killed PRISONER BG13 in a 5 minute beginner's duel.
ZONED POSTMAN was handily defeated by CABRAN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CHARY KITTEN was savagely defeated by ALOKIA in a 7 minute novice's brawl.
PIGLET DEICER was handily defeated by COKE CAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
XENON CORONARY was savagely defeated by GOOD EARTH in a 2 minute novice's battle.
SLUSHY SPITTOON luckily killed JACK PEDLETON in a popular 4 minute beginner's bout.
ALIEN LOVE BABY was handily defeated by SNAGGLETOOTH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
IRONHEAD LEE savagely defeated SARENDIA in a monotonous 5 minute novice's conflict.
POLLOVER PA was overpowered by OVERLORD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ALIEN SEX PROBE was unbelievably slain by PRISONER BG14 in a 4 minute conflict.
DOPPLEGANGER subdued BRENAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's brawl.
THE 4400 subdued JAYKER in a 2 minute amateur's battle.
SIGNS was devastated by MY ZIPER in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
OCTORUS viciously subdued BIG TUALULA in a 2 minute gory novice's struggle.
WICHED viciously subdued KENNY in a 2 minute brutal amateur's conflict.
DUKEM was executed by PRISONER BG12 in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTIUS demolished FORREST VOSLER in a 1 minute bloody one-sided conflict.
PRISONER BG15 was savagely defeated by AGGRESSION in a 4 minute novice's struggle.
PRISONER BG16 was devastated by PRODML in a 1 minute uneven match.
PRISONER BG17 lost to DYOBG PLUNGER in a 1 minute novice's bout.
PRISONER BG19 luckily beat DYOBG BA in a action packed 3 minute beginner's fight.
PRISONER BG20 was savagely defeated by ARG in a 4 minute gory beginner's battle.
DEX slew GEORGE PETERSON in a 2 minute novice's contest.
DELL was vanquished by OH YES YES OUCH in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
XAKIEL was killed by BEARDSLEY in a popular 3 minute gory novice's match.
RAINSONG was assassinated by KWOK in a 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
FLEABAG outlasted WHOA LOOKIE LOOKIE in a tiresome 16 minute novice's conflict.
DYOBG SL was vanquished by JACK'S NOT HERE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DYOBG AIMER was overpowered by EVIL GINGIVITIS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DYOBG WASTE was easily killed by BIG BLUE EYES in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DYOBG LUNGER murdered ADHD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DYOBF STRIKER killed STAYING AWAKE in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
LENNARD was unbelievably slain by BOPPER in a 3 minute brutal beginner's conflict.
ANTERIOR LE was executed by DAKOTANIA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
AMLODIPINE was devastated by DIRT NAP in a popular 10 minute one-sided match.
HAMS was viciously butchered by TRU;MAN OLSON in a dull 12 minute novice's fight.
GANADO delivered the death blow upon SOFTY SPOT in a 4 minute novice's bout.
YSMAEL VILLEGAS executed BONE NECKLACE in a 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
JAMES REESE viciously butchered OOHALAHA in a action packed 2 minute novice's fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 15 TOTAL PARRY 53 - 32 - 12 62 |
|AIMED BLOW 15 WALL OF STEEL 47 - 29 - 11 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 AIMED BLOW 40 - 27 - 13 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 15 BASHING ATTACK 42 - 32 - 12 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 15 LUNGING ATTACK 49 - 40 - 19 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 15 STRIKING ATTACK 32 - 31 - 11 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 15 PARRY-STRIKE 26 - 28 - 7 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 15 PARRY-LUNGE 29 - 34 - 6 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 15 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 31 - 5 28 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 45 - 4 15 |
Turn 1 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 12 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 9 3 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 11 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 10 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 6 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 11 1 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 9 - 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 12 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 7 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 8 - 7 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK PRISONER BG18 1627 1 0 1 12 DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
PARRY-STRIKE JASON VOORHEES 1445 1 0 1 12 DERANGED (264)
SLASHING ATTACK GEROGE WAHLEN 1726 1 0 1 12 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
AIMED BLOW MY BUTT HURTS 1582 1 0 1 12 ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
LUNGING ATTACK YSMAEL VILLEGAS 1723 1 0 1 11 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
BASHING ATTACK PRISONER BG12 1621 1 0 1 11 DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
PARRY-LUNGE PATRICK BATEMAN 1449 1 0 1 11 DERANGED (264)
PARRY-RIPOSTE BIG BLUE EYES 1776 1 0 1 11 FLAME TO MOTH (297)
TOTAL PARRY RIDDLED MARZIPAN 1568 1 0 1 11 WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
WALL OF STEEL SLUSHY SPITTOON 1569 1 0 1 7 WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
The overall popularity leader is DESTRUCTION 1521. The most popular warrior this
turn was SMUT 1493. The ten other most popular fighters were DYOBG RIPPER 1659,
GIRAFFE LEG 1779, DESTRUCTION 1521, JACK PEDLETON 1729, ALIEN SEX PROBE 1585, XAKIEL
1643, AMLODIPINE 1675, PRISONER BG13 1622, DYOBG BA 1651, and LADU 1491.
The least popular fighter this week was TWISTED PROF 1566. The other ten least
popular fighters were FLEABAG 1647, WHOA LOOKIE LOOKIE 1780, COW MUTILATION 1580,
ANTON CHIGURH 1444, TRAGEDY 1528, TRU;MAN OLSON 1727, SARENDIA 1754, PRISONER BG11
1620, TOEP 1495, and HAMS 1676.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLV
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 1155 (55-39-5) 8 3 0 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
EVIL ELMO 1222 (71-33-4) 4 3 0 TWISTED SESAME
THE STOMPING GROUNDS
The new all-basher arena will be in Seam, DM 20. Only new teams (0FE) may
participate. The only rule is that all of your warriors must be bashers.
The first turn of the contest will be due on Monday, April 28. It will be a slow
turn-around arena. If you wish to enter a team, please submit your new team and first
turn strategies before then. Only one team per manager, please.
This arena will stay open indefinitely, providing there is interest (i.e., this is not
a contest that runs a set number of turns, although there are prizes scheduled after
the first 15 rounds). For more information, see details in the first newsletter or on
the forums.
-- RSI
SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN MINNEAPOLIS!
Our summer FTF will be held in Minneapolis, Minnesota, July 18-20, 2008. It will be
held at the Holiday Inn Select Minneapolis/St. Paul in Blomington, MN, just down the
street from the Mall of America, at 3 Appletree Square (952-854-9000). Rooms are only
$105.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy. There is a free 24-hour shuttle from the airport
and free shuttle service to the mall; free parking, free high-speed wireless internet
in all guestrooms. There is a large fitness center, jacuzzi, and indoor pool. The
rooms are blocked--ask for the "Reality Simulations" room block. There are tons of
restaurants nearby at the Mall, as well as a cafe in the hotel.
Hotel info: www.himspairport.com
Mall of America: www.mallofamerica.com
The tournament information sheet will be out imminently. We hope you're all looking
forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!
Zeb Karan looked around the table at the rest of Dwes Eg's staff. Arenamasters,
standby and Dark Arena warriors, stewards and infirmarians, even the maintenance crew.
There was wine and beer on the side-table, even sandwiches, but no one was partaking.
"Stop looking like your dog died," Lew Voth said. He had once been the
arenamaster of Sentern and had taken his turns overseeing the fights in Dwes Eg. "We
all knew this day would come. When are they closing us down?"
"Immediately after the tourney, according to the information I was given."
"Short notice," Jame Rinvar, another arenamaster commented.
"No offense intended, these things just creep up on people. Tourneys make it
worse, I suppose, all the new teams being entered." Zeb grimaced. "Some of the file
cabinets have exploded from over-stuffing, you know, and it takes so long to run
through all the registered gladiators to find those who are planning to fight on any
given day that the day is OVER by the time we're ready to start."
"Which is why they closed down Sentern, Cimmeriac, and Firehold," Lew pointed
out. "This is the same thing all over again."
"Cycles," Jame said. "Things happen, and then later they happen again. We live
with it. And Dwes Eg did last for, what, eight and a half years before it reached the
explosion point. That isn't bad. That's forever, speaking practically."
"Eight or nine years is not forever--"
"The only thing that's real is today, and maybe, up to a point, tomorrow. I
don't see a problem with this. What are the new parameters, Zeb?"
"Dwes Eg remains open, existing teams can run and can recruit new members. BUT,
no new teams will be accepted. New teams will go into a new arena, DM 84, running its
first turn on the seventh of May. A regular two-week cycle."
"So Dwes Eg isn't actually being closed, just closed to new teams. Okay. This
works," Jame said again. "Number 84... does this mean it'll be out at that Blackstone
place? Rotten weather half the year, but I suppose you could say that about any site.
What about regional allegiance?"
"None specified in the data I received. Probably a personal-choice situation,"
Zeb said.
"Transfers?" Lew asked.
"I don't know about transfers IN," Zeb said, "but I'd guess yes, they would be
allowed. No transfers OUT, though. None out of DM 82, for that matter. Once you're
in 82 or 84, the only way out is death or graduation."
"That fairly describes most arenas," Jame said. "Anyone who takes up the
gladiatorial life has already accepted that."
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 47 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) of CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)
LORD KRONOS (11-6111) of MANIACAL TUFTS (431)
NATAS (11-6531) of DO IT AGAIN (565)
TOTTI (17-5991) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL (407)
SIXTH SICK SHIEK (18-2940) of TONGUE TWISTERS (265)
SOLSBURY HILL (18-8558) of STREET PIZZA (106)
CAFFREY'S (21-4748) of REAL BEER (424)
LEE (30-4255) of LHI'S ANGELS (406)
PRIVATE ROOM (31-3620) of MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
OBERON (31-6133) of AUTUMN LIGHTNING (615)
PADISHAR CREEL (36-2208) of BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)
BLUE-GREY (55-3370) of ALL AMERICAN (362)
RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) of USELESS TOOLS (345)
SVETLANA (57-4040) of MORDYKR KEEP (466)
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (68-4666) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (447)
CATASTROPHE (71-6273) of THE BROTHERHOOD 98 (708)
BIGFACE (82-237) of RUPTURE FARMS (43)
SHORT-TEMER (82-980) of LIFESPAN (165)
FOGGED IN (82-1298) of TEMPE '99 (225)
SINISTER (82-3298) of EVIL (450)
I-10 (82-5256) of TRIP TO TEMPE (711)
CAL RIPPER JR (82-6799) of ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
TINY ARCHIBALD (82-8174) of THE POINT GUARDS (1183)
LARG JOHN (82-8616) of THE MUSIC MAN (1256)
0002 (82-13973) of JAN 2002 (2073)
DEIRDRE (82-15176) of TOADS OF AMBER 2 (2276)
OOPSIDIDITAGAIN (82-15292) of LUROCIANS XVII (2294)
TV EATS MY LIFE (82-17438) of RESCUE ME (2667)
FLUFFY BUNNY (82-18105) of OFFENDED SANDY (2774)
COLLEEN (82-18383) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1305 (2828)
ICHIRO TRICKLE (82-19442) of NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)
STURM PYRE (82-19644) of DARK TOADS 03A (3046)
BOTTACELLI (82-22958) of HER ALTEREGO (3659)
UNHOLY GERBIL (82-24046) of CROSS BREED! (3837)
HANA (82-24461) of 4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)
TEEVELLA (82-24954) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)
1001 (82-25095) of DUMB PUDS (4011)
OPEN UP, POLICE (82-25801) of DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)
CRACKED AND LEAKING (82-28597) of STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)
VAMPIRE (82-29366) of DARK TOADS 04V (4791)
WYVERN (82-29373) of DARK TOADS 04W (4792)
MEGALODON (82-32285) of DEVILS OF THE DEEP (5329)
CONCRETE (82-33162) of LUROCIANS III (5473)
DESSERT (82-34664) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1505 (5709)
TURNIP TORNEDO (82-35257) of GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)
XRIS (82-36974) of WOW (6113)
FREAKSHOW (82-38749) of 072905O (6445)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes
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