DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

	Date   : 07/18/2008    Duedate: 08/01/2008

	SOUTH RIDGE ARENA

	DM-99    TURN-1

	The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)     6   4  5 60.0   1/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)    6  4 5
 2/ 0 DERANGED (264)             7   3  4 70.0   2/ 0 DERANGED (264)            7  3 4
 3/ 0 MUNCHKIN FURYS (295)       5   5  3 50.0   3/ 0 MUNCHKIN FURYS (295)      5  5 3
 4/ 0 DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)    5   5  3 50.0   4/ 0 DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)   5  5 3
 5/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES BG (287)   5   5  3 50.0   5/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES BG (287)  5  5 3
 6/ 0 WORDS TO DIE FOR M (276)   4   6  3 40.0   6/ 0 WORDS TO DIE FOR M (276)  4  6 3
 7/ 0 FLAME TO MOTH (297)        7   3  2 70.0   7/ 0 FLAME TO MOTH (297)       7  3 2
 8/ 0 ALTER EGO'S (284)          7   3  2 70.0   8/ 0 ALTER EGO'S (284)         7  3 2
 9/ 0 KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285)      5   5  2 50.0   9/ 0 KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285)     5  5 2
10/ 0 TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)       4   6  2 40.0  10/ 0 TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)      4  6 2
11/ 0 ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)      6   4  1 60.0  11/ 0 ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)     6  4 1
12/ 0 ELEMENTAL 4 (268)          4   6  1 40.0  12/ 0 ELEMENTAL 4 (268)         4  6 1
13/ 0 FIGHTING WITH 3 (289)      6   4  0 60.0  13/ 0 FIGHTING WITH 3 (289)     6  4 0
14/ 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (280)    4   6  0 40.0  14/ 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (280)   4  6 0
15/ 0 THE COVENANT (269)         0  10  0  0.0  15/ 0 THE COVENANT (269)        0 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  SOUTH RIDGE needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  How stupid can 
you get?  MEDAL OF HONOR 3 missed the turn and aren't top team anymore.  Wonder what 
they were doing?  Talk about hot teams!  DERANGED goes out, the very first time, and 
goes 7-3-4!  Like, what do you guys eat for breakfast?  I talked to ALTER EGO'S' 
manager before the fights.  He said, "We're gonna do good."  And look at this:  
7-3-2!  Psychic, or what!  I just can't say enough good things about FLAME TO MOTH.  
They went 7-3-2 their first time, don't slouch, and they've got good oral hygiene!  
MVP award for JASON VOORHEES?  DERANGED's proud of it after beating DEMETIA and 
getting 12 points.  Who was the wiseguy that said SOUTH RIDGE's Duelmaster was paying 
for drinks at The Welcome Wench?  Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All SOUTH RIDGE ever talks about is fighting! 
Me, I'm more laid back.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to 
hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Its been 
really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER BG18 1627            1   0  1    12       DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
 NORMAN BATES 1446             1   0  1    12       DERANGED (264)
 JASON VOORHEES 1445           1   0  1    12       DERANGED (264)
 GEROGE WAHLEN 1726            1   0  1    12       MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
 MY BUTT HURTS 1582            1   0  1    12       ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
 YSMAEL VILLEGAS 1723          1   0  1    11       MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
 KWOK 1678                     1   0  1    11       SUPERIOR FORCES BG-A (287)
 PRISONER BG12 1621            1   0  1    11       DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
 DAKOTANIA 1755                1   0  1    11       MUNCHKIN FURYS (295)
 PATRICK BATEMAN 1449          1   0  1    11       DERANGED (264)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG BLUE EYES 1776            1   0  1    11       FLAME TO MOTH (297)
 RIDDLED MARZIPAN 1568         1   0  1    11       WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
 DYOBG LUNGER 1660             1   0  1    11       KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285)
 JAMES REESE 1731              1   0  1     9       MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
 MAYHEM 1520                   1   0  1     9       TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)
 SLUSHY SPITTOON 1569          1   0  1     7       WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
 GANADO 1681                   1   0  1     7       SUPERIOR FORCES BG-A (287)
 IMMOLATION 1522               1   0  1     7       TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)
 JOSE VALDEZ 1722              1   0  1     7       MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
 BLOND BOMBSHELL 1772          1   0  1     6       FLAME TO MOTH (297)
 DEX 1640                      1   0  1     6       ALTER EGO'S (284)
 PRISONER BG14 1623            1   0  1     6       DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
 TARANEIA 1758                 1   0  1     6       MUNCHKIN FURYS (295)
 MASS COERCER 1560             1   0  1     6       WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
 BOPPER 1753                   1   0  1     6       MUNCHKIN FURYS (295)
 MICHAEL MYERS 1441            1   0  1     6       DERANGED (264)
 BEARDSLEY 1677                1   0  1     6       SUPERIOR FORCES BG-A (287)
 NARUTO 1646                   1   0  1     6       ALTER EGO'S (284)
 DYOBF STRIKER 1671            1   0  1     6       KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285)
 POTASSIUM 1488                1   0  1     4       ELEMENTAL 4 (268)
 TRU;MAN OLSON 1727            1   0  1     4       MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
 BATTIUS 1609                  1   0  0    11       OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (280)
 VIKI THE VIXON 1773           1   0  0    11       FLAME TO MOTH (297)
 DESOLATION 1527               1   0  0    10       TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)
 MIDLINE DRIFT 1701            1   0  0    10       FIGHTING WITH 3 (289)
 EVIL GINGIVITIS 1692          1   0  0    10       FIGHTING WITH 3 (289)
 JACK'S NOT HERE 1778          1   0  0    10       FLAME TO MOTH (297)
 OH YES YES OUCH 1775          1   0  0    10       FLAME TO MOTH (297)
 LINDABANE 1757                1   0  0    10       MUNCHKIN FURYS (295)
 MY ZIPER 1699                 1   0  0    10       FIGHTING WITH 3 (289)
 DYOBG PIKER 1658              1   0  0    10       KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285)
 SLEEVED ATTORNEY 1565         1   0  0    10       WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
 COKE CAN 1648                 1   0  0    10       ALTER EGO'S (284)
 CABRAN 1606                   1   0  0    10       OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (280)
 OVERLORD 1645                 1   0  0    10       ALTER EGO'S (284)
 BISMUTH 1480                  1   0  0    10       ELEMENTAL 4 (268)
 SNAGGLETOOTH 1700             1   0  0    10       FIGHTING WITH 3 (289)
 PRODML 1672                   1   0  0    10       SUPERIOR FORCES BG-A (287)
 DIRT NAP 1694                 1   0  0     9       FIGHTING WITH 3 (289)
 ALOKIA 1641                   1   0  0     8       ALTER EGO'S (284)
 FROM URANUS 1586              1   0  0     8       ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
 ANTON CHIGURH 1444            1   0  0     7       DERANGED (264)
 AGGRESSION 1696               1   0  0     6       FIGHTING WITH 3 (289)
 KEEP DREAMIN BUDDY 1781       1   0  0     6       FLAME TO MOTH (297)
 GOOD EARTH 1759               1   0  0     6       MUNCHKIN FURYS (295)
 OCTORUS 1601                  1   0  0     6       OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (280)
 DOPPLEGANGER 1587             1   0  0     6       ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
 ARG 1679                      1   0  0     6       SUPERIOR FORCES BG-A (287)
 BINGO BONUS 1774              1   0  0     6       FLAME TO MOTH (297)
 PRISONER BG19 1628            1   0  0     6       DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
 WICHED 1605                   1   0  0     6       OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (280)
 HANNIBAL LECTER 1443          1   0  0     5       DERANGED (264)
 THE 4400 1588                 1   0  0     5       ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
 ANTIMONY 1481                 1   0  0     5       ELEMENTAL 4 (268)
 DIRK VLUG 1724                1   0  0     5       MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
 LITIUM POOL 1483              1   0  0     5       ELEMENTAL 4 (268)
 DYOBG PLUNGER 1657            1   0  0     5       KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285)
 DYOBG TP 1653                 1   0  0     5       KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285)
 MIXED NUTS 1649               1   0  0     5       ALTER EGO'S (284)
 IRONHEAD LEE 1583             1   0  0     5       ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
 HOPELESSNESS 1529             1   0  0     5       TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)
 CHRIS KELLER 1440             1   0  0     4       DERANGED (264)
 PRISONER BG11 1620            1   0  0     3       DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COW MUTILATION 1580           1   0  0     3       ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
 FLEABAG 1647                  1   0  0     3       ALTER EGO'S (284)
 DESTRUCTION 1521              0   1  0     1       TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)
 AMLODIPINE 1675               0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES BG-A (287)
 DYOBG BA 1651                 0   1  0     1       KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285)
 LADU 1491                     0   1  0     1       THE COVENANT (269)
 RUIN 1526                     0   1  0     1       TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)
 PINK PRINCESS 1756            0   1  0     1       MUNCHKIN FURYS (295)
 CHARY KITTEN 1562             0   1  0     1       WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
 LAB GOBLIN 1564               0   1  0     1       WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
 SODIUM PIE 1485               0   1  0     1       ELEMENTAL 4 (268)
 JAYKER 1602                   0   1  0     1       OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (280)
 PRISONER BG20 1629            0   1  0     1       DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
 FRANCIS DOLARHYDE 1447        0   1  0     1       DERANGED (264)
 KENNY 1680                    0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES BG-A (287)
 BIG TUALULA 1752              0   1  0     1       MUNCHKIN FURYS (295)
 PRISONER BG15 1624            0   1  0     1       DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
 PRISONER BG17 1626            0   1  0     1       DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
 SILICON WAFER 1489            0   1  0     1       ELEMENTAL 4 (268)
 THE CARVER 1442               0   1  0     1       DERANGED (264)
 WIKS 1496                     0   1  0     1       THE COVENANT (269)
 DYOBG AIMER 1654              0   1  0     1       KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285)
 BRENAN 1603                   0   1  0     1       OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (280)
 POLLOVER PA 1584              0   1  0     1       ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
 DELL 1642                     0   1  0     1       ALTER EGO'S (284)
 ALCOT 1600                    0   1  0     1       OF WOLF AND MAN 2 (280)
 DYOBG SL 1652                 0   1  0     1       KULLUMBO'S KIDS (285)
 PIGLET DEICER 1563            0   1  0     1       WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
 PESTILENCE 1525               0   1  0     1       TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)
 SIGNS 1589                    0   1  0     1       ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
 PHIR 1499                     0   1  0     1       THE COVENANT (269)
 XENON CORONARY 1567           0   1  0     1       WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
 BIFA 1498                     0   1  0     1       THE COVENANT (269)
 ZONED POSTMAN 1561            0   1  0     1       WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
 ROBERT OWENS 1728             0   1  0     1       MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
 LANTHANIUM SUN 1486           0   1  0     1       ELEMENTAL 4 (268)
 PESTILLENCE 1523              0   1  0     1       TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)
 PRISONER BG16 1625            0   1  0     1       DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
 PAOS 1492                     0   1  0     1       THE COVENANT (269)
 ALIEN LOVE BABY 1581          0   1  0     1       ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
 FORREST VOSLER 1725           0   1  0     1       MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
 TOEP 1495                     0   1  0     1       THE COVENANT (269)
 SARENDIA 1754                 0   1  0     1       MUNCHKIN FURYS (295)
 TRAGEDY 1528                  0   1  0     1       TEAM CARNAGE 2 (272)
 WHOA LOOKIE LOOKIE 1780       0   1  0     1       FLAME TO MOTH (297)
 TWISTED PROF 1566             0   1  0     1       WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FLYING SQUIRELL 840     5  5 1 0H NO! 163           BLOOD WURST 663        10  NONE
ALIEN SEX PROBE 1585    0  1 0 ALIEN ABDUCTION 278  PRISONER BG14 1623      1   
RAINSONG 1644           0  1 0 ALTER EGO'S 284      KWOK 1678               1   
XAKIEL 1643             0  1 0 ALTER EGO'S 284      BEARDSLEY 1677          1   
UNSUNG 1393             4  5 3 ARCANE ALL-STARS 259 DEATHS STINK 1286       9   
HOT TUB TALON 1147      5  4 4 ARCANE SKI DAY 226   TURNCOAT 1178           9   
SNOW BUNN FLOYD 1148    4  3 2 ARCANE SKI DAY 226   FRIED RANCH 1205        7   
RASBERRY BERE 1290      1  5 0 BERMANISMS 249       TEDDY ROOSEVELT 1269    6  NOT REVENGED
KEY CARD 1414           1  5 0 BS 261               CAVEMAN REJOICE 1399    6  NOT REVENGED
LEMON HEAD 875          3  4 1 CANDY 171            MUMBAR LUMBAR 1033      7   
MR TESTOSTERONE 379     5  5 3 CHAOS ENGINE 72      KUNG-FU MASTER         10  NONE
PERCY QUIN 01 1137      4  3 0 CLONEMASTERS 224     D IS FOR DISEASE 1156   7   
BUFFALO BILL 1448       0  1 0 DERANGED 264         GEROGE WAHLEN 1726      1   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEATHS PLAYTHING 1283   2  7 1 DOOM LEGION 248      KOWTOW SHAKER 1319      9   
PRISONER BG13 1622      0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL 508 282 MASS COERCER 1560       1   
PRISONER B01 1247       4  3 3 DUNGEON CELL B2 245  KOWTOW SHAKER 1319      7   
RUTHENUM 1484           0  1 0 ELEMENTAL 4 268      MY BUTT HURTS 1582      1   
TITANIUM 1487           0  1 0 ELEMENTAL 4 268      BLOND BOMBSHELL 1772    1   
U235 1482               0  1 0 ELEMENTAL 4 268      NARUTO 1646             1   
EVIL 1 1022             5  2 2 EVIL 201             ZOMBIE 852              7   
ADHD 1698               0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH 3 289  DYOBG LUNGER 1660       1   
DEMETIA 1693            0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH 3 289  JASON VOORHEES 1445     1   
SOFTY SPOT 1697         0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH 3 289  GANADO 1681             1   
STAYING AWAKE 1695      0  1 0 FIGHTING WITH 3 289  DYOBF STRIKER 1671      1   
BONE NECKLACE 1777      0  1 0 FLAME TO MOTH 297    YSMAEL VILLEGAS 1723    1   
GIRAFFE LEG 1779        0  1 0 FLAME TO MOTH 297    IMMOLATION 1522         1   
MEADE 46                4  6 1 GETTYSBURG 5         MIGUEL INDURAIN 208    10  NONE
GUARDIAN 1013           5  2 1 GONNA WATCH YOU  199 SLOBBERNOCKER 943       7   
ODIN 1014               0  6 0 GONNA WATCH YOU  199 CERVICAL THRILLE 1032   6  NOT REVENGED
WHO 1162                1  6 0 JOURNALISM 101 229   LETSSMOKETHELIFT 1150   7   
GROOVY RAZE 1324        5  1 2 KILLER WORDS M2 252  CHOLERA 1409            6  NOT REVENGED
DYOBG RIPPER 1659       0  1 0 KULLUMBO'S KIDS 285  POTASSIUM 1488          1   
DYOBG WASTE 1656        0  1 0 KULLUMBO'S KIDS 285  BIG BLUE EYES 1776      1   
GEORGE PETERSON 1730    0  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 292 DEX 1640                1   
JACK PEDLETON 1729      0  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 292 SLUSHY SPITTOON 1569    1   
BRICKYARD 1761          0  1 0 MUNCHKIN FURYS 295   MAYHEM 1520             1   
OOHALAHA 1760           0  1 0 MUNCHKIN FURYS 295   JAMES REESE 1731        1   
PSEUDOBRAZ 291          4  6 1 NASCAR 54            SALLY ANNE 250         10  NONE
DUKEM 1608              0  1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN  280 PRISONER BG12 1621      1   
KRIVON 1607             0  1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN  280 PATRICK BATEMAN 1449    1   
PENTACLE 1604           0  1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN  280 MICHAEL MYERS 1441      1   
CURSES 1213             1  5 0 ONIONS IT IS 2 239   D IS FOR DISEASE 1156   6  NOT REVENGED
AIMED TUM 1385          5  3 0 OUT OF TIME 258      SHINY GIZMO 1320        8  REVENGED
STRIKE TUM 1386         3  4 0 OUT OF TIME 258      ABRAHAM LINCOLN 1272    7   
BJARNE RIIS 204         6  4 4 PELOTON 37           ARMALIAS SKYHAWK 103   10  NONE
FLAMING GERBIL 938      6  4 2 PHILLY03 184         TALON 982              10   
DON MAGIC JUAN 576      5  5 5 PLAYZ BALL 111       THE MACK 804           10  NONE
TEDDY TOURETTE 1119     6  4 1 PSUDDENLY PSCHIZ 220 DANNY TENAGLIA 1129    10   
CLAVICLE THRILLE 1184   1  9 0 SKELETON CREW 233    SH... HOLE! 1158       10   
SUPERIOR SK8R 1070      3  4 0 SUPERIOR FORCE I 210 IKUS 5 861              7   
ANTERIOR LE 1674        0  1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES  287 DAKOTANIA 1755          1   
HAMS 1676               0  1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES  287 TRU;MAN OLSON 1727      1   
LENNARD 1673            0  1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES  287 BOPPER 1753             1   
USPIWF 1360             2  4 1 SUPERIOR FORCES  256 SHADOWBLADE 1369        6  NOT REVENGED
CHAOS 1524              0  1 0 TEAM CARNAGE 2 272   PRISONER BG18 1627      1   
AEEB 1494               0  1 0 THE COVENANT 269     TARANEIA 1758           1   
POHL 1497               0  1 0 THE COVENANT 269     NORMAN BATES 1446       1   
SAUL 1490               0  1 0 THE COVENANT 269     RIDDLED MARZIPAN 1568   1   
SMUT 1493               0  1 0 THE COVENANT 269     JOSE VALDEZ 1722        1   
DEATH 524               2  4 0 THE HORSEMEN 100     SAMHAIN 483             6  REVENGED
CHIEF BOOT KNOCKA 598   5  5 2 THE MIX-A-LOT CR 115 BIG LEX 579            10  NONE
PAPER BAG 1234          4  3 2 THINGS IN MY CAR 243 INSIDER 1180            7   
ETERNAL GEM 1378        2  7 1 TOMBSTONES 257       DEATHS COOKIES 1285     9   
HELL SPEAR 1373         4  3 1 TOMBSTONES 257       SHINY GIZMO 1320        7   
SAMHAIN 483             2  8 1 WHEEL OF THE YEAR 92 PTOLEMY 539            10  NONE
COSTS TOO MUCH 1049     1  7 0 WHY NOT? 206         CONSCIENCE 992          8   
I'M LAZY 1048           2  4 0 WHY NOT? 206         FLOYD 981               6  NOT REVENGED
JOHNNY B. 93            6  4 5 WINDY CITY WARRIO 14 ENGLISH BULLDOG 175    10  NONE
EINSTEIN 268            3  3 0 WISDUMB 49           STEPPED IN 12 BUC 320   6  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHRIS KELLER slimly won victory over DESTRUCTION in a 10 minute amateur's fight.
MICHAEL MYERS viciously butchered PENTACLE in a 3 minute gruesome novice's match.
THE CARVER was bested by ANTIMONY in a 1 minute novice's contest.
HANNIBAL LECTER defeated PINK PRINCESS in a 3 minute bloody amateur's match.
ANTON CHIGURH vanquished TWISTED PROF in a tiresome 7 minute bloody mismatched fight.
JASON VOORHEES easily killed DEMETIA in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
NORMAN BATES slaughtered POHL in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
FRANCIS DOLARHYDE was vanquished by SLEEVED ATTORNEY in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
BUFFALO BILL was assassinated by GEROGE WAHLEN in a 1 minute uneven match.
PATRICK BATEMAN executed KRIVON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BISMUTH demolished ROBERT OWENS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
U235 was dealt death by NARUTO in a 1 minute novice's battle.
LITIUM POOL bested LAB GOBLIN in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
RUTHENUM was easily killed by MY BUTT HURTS in a 3 minute gory uneven fight.
SODIUM PIE was bested by DYOBG TP in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
LANTHANIUM SUN was overpowered by LINDABANE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TITANIUM was barely slain by BLOND BOMBSHELL in a 2 minute novice's fight.
POTASSIUM killed DYOBG RIPPER in a exciting 14 minute novice's bout.
SILICON WAFER was savagely defeated by BINGO BONUS in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.
SAUL was executed by RIDDLED MARZIPAN in a 2 minute uneven fight.
LADU was subdued by HOPELESSNESS in a action packed 4 minute beginner's bout.
PAOS was handily defeated by MIDLINE DRIFT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SMUT was luckily killed by  JOSE VALDEZ in a action packed 6 minute novice's fight.
AEEB was luckily killed by  TARANEIA in a popular 4 minute gory beginner's fight.
TOEP was outlasted by PRISONER BG11 in a crowd boring 13 minute novice's melee.
WIKS was savagely defeated by MIXED NUTS in a 6 minute bloody novice's fray.
BIFA was vanquished by VIKI THE VIXON in a 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
PHIR was viciously subdued by KEEP DREAMIN BUDDY in a 9 minute brutal novice's fray.
MAYHEM savagely slew BRICKYARD in a exciting 3 minute brutal novice's fight.
IMMOLATION savagely slew GIRAFFE LEG in a crowd pleasing 5 minute novice's fray.
PESTILLENCE was savagely defeated by FROM URANUS in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
CHAOS was executed by PRISONER BG18 in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
PESTILENCE was demolished by DYOBG PIKER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RUIN was unbelievably bested by DIRK VLUG in a 2 minute gruesome novice's bout.
DESOLATION overpowered ALCOT in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
TRAGEDY was outwaited by COW MUTILATION in a slow 7 minute novice's duel.
MASS COERCER narrowly killed PRISONER BG13 in a 5 minute beginner's duel.
ZONED POSTMAN was handily defeated by CABRAN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CHARY KITTEN was savagely defeated by ALOKIA in a 7 minute novice's brawl.
PIGLET DEICER was handily defeated by COKE CAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
XENON CORONARY was savagely defeated by GOOD EARTH in a 2 minute novice's battle.
SLUSHY SPITTOON luckily killed JACK PEDLETON in a popular 4 minute beginner's bout.
ALIEN LOVE BABY was handily defeated by SNAGGLETOOTH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
IRONHEAD LEE savagely defeated SARENDIA in a monotonous 5 minute novice's conflict.
POLLOVER PA was overpowered by OVERLORD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ALIEN SEX PROBE was unbelievably slain by PRISONER BG14 in a 4 minute conflict.
DOPPLEGANGER subdued BRENAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's brawl.
THE 4400 subdued JAYKER in a 2 minute amateur's battle.
SIGNS was devastated by MY ZIPER in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
OCTORUS viciously subdued BIG TUALULA in a 2 minute gory novice's struggle.
WICHED viciously subdued KENNY in a 2 minute brutal amateur's conflict.
DUKEM was executed by PRISONER BG12 in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTIUS demolished FORREST VOSLER in a 1 minute bloody one-sided conflict.
PRISONER BG15 was savagely defeated by AGGRESSION in a 4 minute novice's struggle.
PRISONER BG16 was devastated by PRODML in a 1 minute uneven match.
PRISONER BG17 lost to DYOBG PLUNGER in a 1 minute novice's bout.
PRISONER BG19 luckily beat DYOBG BA in a action packed 3 minute beginner's fight.
PRISONER BG20 was savagely defeated by ARG in a 4 minute gory beginner's battle.
DEX slew GEORGE PETERSON in a 2 minute novice's contest.
DELL was vanquished by OH YES YES OUCH in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
XAKIEL was killed by BEARDSLEY in a popular 3 minute gory novice's match.
RAINSONG was assassinated by KWOK in a 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
FLEABAG outlasted WHOA LOOKIE LOOKIE in a tiresome 16 minute novice's conflict.
DYOBG SL was vanquished by JACK'S NOT HERE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DYOBG AIMER was overpowered by EVIL GINGIVITIS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DYOBG WASTE was easily killed by BIG BLUE EYES in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DYOBG LUNGER murdered ADHD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DYOBF STRIKER killed STAYING AWAKE in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
LENNARD was unbelievably slain by BOPPER in a 3 minute brutal beginner's conflict.
ANTERIOR LE was executed by DAKOTANIA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
AMLODIPINE was devastated by DIRT NAP in a popular 10 minute one-sided match.
HAMS was viciously butchered by TRU;MAN OLSON in a dull 12 minute novice's fight.
GANADO delivered the death blow upon SOFTY SPOT in a 4 minute novice's bout.
YSMAEL VILLEGAS executed BONE NECKLACE in a 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
JAMES REESE viciously butchered OOHALAHA in a action packed 2 minute novice's fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         TOTAL PARRY       53 -  32 - 12      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                      15         WALL OF STEEL     47 -  29 - 11      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         AIMED BLOW        40 -  27 - 13      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         BASHING ATTACK    42 -  32 - 12      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     15         LUNGING ATTACK    49 -  40 - 19      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         STRIKING ATTACK   32 -  31 - 11      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -  28 -  7      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    15         PARRY-LUNGE       29 -  34 -  6      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 15         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  31 -  5      28  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   15         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  45 -  4      15  |

Turn   1 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       12 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  9         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        11 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       5 - 10         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  6     SLASHING ATTACK    4 - 11         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     9 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 - 12         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  7                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  7                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PRISONER BG18 1627          1   0  1   12 DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
PARRY-STRIKE     JASON VOORHEES 1445         1   0  1   12 DERANGED (264)
SLASHING ATTACK  GEROGE WAHLEN 1726          1   0  1   12 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
AIMED BLOW       MY BUTT HURTS 1582          1   0  1   12 ALIEN ABDUCTION (278)
LUNGING ATTACK   YSMAEL VILLEGAS 1723        1   0  1   11 MEDAL OF HONOR 3 (292)
BASHING ATTACK   PRISONER BG12 1621          1   0  1   11 DUNGEON CELL 508C (282)
PARRY-LUNGE      PATRICK BATEMAN 1449        1   0  1   11 DERANGED (264)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BIG BLUE EYES 1776          1   0  1   11 FLAME TO MOTH (297)
TOTAL PARRY      RIDDLED MARZIPAN 1568       1   0  1   11 WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)
WALL OF STEEL    SLUSHY SPITTOON 1569        1   0  1    7 WORDS TO DIE FOR M4 (276)

The overall popularity leader is DESTRUCTION 1521.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SMUT 1493.  The ten other most popular fighters were DYOBG RIPPER 1659, 
GIRAFFE LEG 1779, DESTRUCTION 1521, JACK PEDLETON 1729, ALIEN SEX PROBE 1585, XAKIEL 
1643, AMLODIPINE 1675, PRISONER BG13 1622, DYOBG BA 1651, and LADU 1491.

The least popular fighter this week was TWISTED PROF 1566.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FLEABAG 1647, WHOA LOOKIE LOOKIE 1780, COW MUTILATION 1580, 
ANTON CHIGURH 1444, TRAGEDY 1528, TRU;MAN OLSON 1727, SARENDIA 1754, PRISONER BG11 
1620, TOEP 1495, and HAMS 1676.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLV

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 1155 (55-39-5)      8  3  0         GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME   

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EVIL ELMO 1222 (71-33-4)               4  3  0         TWISTED SESAME       

                                 THE STOMPING GROUNDS

The new all-basher arena will be in Seam, DM 20.  Only new teams (0FE) may 
participate.  The only rule is that all of your warriors must be bashers.

The first turn of the contest will be due on Monday, April 28.  It will be a slow 
turn-around arena.  If you wish to enter a team, please submit your new team and first 
turn strategies before then.  Only one team per manager, please.  

This arena will stay open indefinitely, providing there is interest (i.e., this is not 
a contest that runs a set number of turns, although there are prizes scheduled after 
the first 15 rounds).  For more information, see details in the first newsletter or on 
the forums. 

                                          -- RSI 

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  Zeb Karan looked around the table at the rest of Dwes Eg's staff.  Arenamasters,

standby and Dark Arena warriors, stewards and infirmarians, even the maintenance crew.  
There was wine and beer on the side-table, even sandwiches, but no one was partaking.
      "Stop looking like your dog died," Lew Voth said.  He had once been the 
arenamaster of Sentern and had taken his turns overseeing the fights in Dwes Eg.  "We 
all knew this day would come.  When are they closing us down?"
      "Immediately after the tourney, according to the information I was given."
      "Short notice," Jame Rinvar, another arenamaster commented.
      "No offense intended, these things just creep up on people.  Tourneys make it 
worse, I suppose, all the new teams being entered."  Zeb grimaced.  "Some of the file 
cabinets have exploded from over-stuffing, you know, and it takes so long to run 
through all the registered gladiators to find those who are planning to fight on any 
given day that the day is OVER by the time we're ready to start."
      "Which is why they closed down Sentern, Cimmeriac, and Firehold," Lew pointed 
out.  "This is the same thing all over again."
      "Cycles," Jame said.  "Things happen, and then later they happen again.  We live 
with it.  And Dwes Eg did last for, what, eight and a half years before it reached the 
explosion point.  That isn't bad.  That's forever, speaking practically."
      "Eight or nine years is not forever--"
      "The only thing that's real is today, and maybe, up to a point, tomorrow.  I 
don't see a problem with this.  What are the new parameters, Zeb?"
      "Dwes Eg remains open, existing teams can run and can recruit new members.  BUT, 
no new teams will be accepted.  New teams will go into a new arena, DM 84, running its 
first turn on the seventh of May.  A regular two-week cycle."
      "So Dwes Eg isn't actually being closed, just closed to new teams.  Okay.  This 
works," Jame said again.  "Number 84... does this mean it'll be out at that Blackstone 
place?  Rotten weather half the year, but I suppose you could say that about any site.  
What about regional allegiance?"
      "None specified in the data I received.  Probably a personal-choice situation," 
Zeb said.
      "Transfers?" Lew asked.
      "I don't know about transfers IN," Zeb said, "but I'd guess yes, they would be 
allowed.  No transfers OUT, though.  None out of DM 82, for that matter.  Once you're 
in 82 or 84, the only way out is death or graduation."
      "That fairly describes most arenas," Jame said.  "Anyone who takes up the 
gladiatorial life has already accepted that."

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 47 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                   LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) of CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)
                    LORD KRONOS (11-6111) of MANIACAL TUFTS (431)
                         NATAS (11-6531) of DO IT AGAIN (565)
                      TOTTI (17-5991) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL (407)
                 SIXTH SICK SHIEK (18-2940) of TONGUE TWISTERS (265)
                    SOLSBURY HILL (18-8558) of STREET PIZZA (106)
                        CAFFREY'S (21-4748) of REAL BEER (424)
                         LEE (30-4255) of LHI'S ANGELS (406)
                    PRIVATE ROOM (31-3620) of MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
                      OBERON (31-6133) of AUTUMN LIGHTNING (615)
                  PADISHAR CREEL (36-2208) of BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)
                      BLUE-GREY (55-3370) of ALL AMERICAN (362)
                    RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) of USELESS TOOLS (345)
                       SVETLANA (57-4040) of MORDYKR KEEP (466)
                DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (68-4666) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (447)
                  CATASTROPHE (71-6273) of THE BROTHERHOOD 98 (708)
                        BIGFACE (82-237) of RUPTURE FARMS (43)
                        SHORT-TEMER (82-980) of LIFESPAN (165)
                        FOGGED IN (82-1298) of TEMPE '99 (225)
                           SINISTER (82-3298) of EVIL (450)
                        I-10 (82-5256) of TRIP TO TEMPE (711)
                   CAL RIPPER JR (82-6799) of ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
                 TINY ARCHIBALD (82-8174) of THE POINT GUARDS (1183)
                     LARG JOHN (82-8616) of THE MUSIC MAN (1256)
                          0002 (82-13973) of JAN 2002 (2073)
                    DEIRDRE (82-15176) of TOADS OF AMBER 2 (2276)
                 OOPSIDIDITAGAIN (82-15292) of LUROCIANS XVII (2294)
                    TV EATS MY LIFE (82-17438) of RESCUE ME (2667)
                   FLUFFY BUNNY (82-18105) of OFFENDED SANDY (2774)
                  COLLEEN (82-18383) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1305 (2828)
                 ICHIRO TRICKLE (82-19442) of NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)
                    STURM PYRE (82-19644) of DARK TOADS 03A (3046)
                     BOTTACELLI (82-22958) of HER ALTEREGO (3659)
                   UNHOLY GERBIL (82-24046) of CROSS BREED! (3837)
                       HANA (82-24461) of 4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)
                    TEEVELLA (82-24954) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)
                         1001 (82-25095) of DUMB PUDS (4011)
                OPEN UP, POLICE (82-25801) of DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)
              CRACKED AND LEAKING (82-28597) of STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)
                     VAMPIRE (82-29366) of DARK TOADS 04V (4791)
                      WYVERN (82-29373) of DARK TOADS 04W (4792)
                  MEGALODON (82-32285) of DEVILS OF THE DEEP (5329)
                     CONCRETE (82-33162) of LUROCIANS III (5473)
                  DESSERT (82-34664) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1505 (5709)
                TURNIP TORNEDO (82-35257) of GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)
                            XRIS (82-36974) of WOW (6113)
                        FREAKSHOW (82-38749) of 072905O (6445)

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

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