DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

	Date   : 01/11/2018    Duedate: 01/12/2018

	OLD VALAMANTIS ARENA

	DM-96    TURN-1

	The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 DEATH SPUDS (731)          6   4  5 60.0   1/ 0 DEATH SPUDS (731)         6  4 5
 2/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 16 (737)    7   3  4 70.0   2/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 16 (737)   7  3 4
 3/ 0 MUSIC TO SLAY BY (736)     6   4  4 60.0   3/ 0 MUSIC TO SLAY BY (736)    6  4 4
 4/ 0 STAND TALLER 2 (651)       7   3  3 70.0   4/ 0 STAND TALLER 2 (651)      7  3 3
 5/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 18 (742)   4   6  3 40.0   5/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 18 (742)  4  6 3
 6/ 0 FARMER'S MARKET (717)      7   3  2 70.0   6/ 0 FARMER'S MARKET (717)     7  3 2
 7/ 0 BRAIN DAMAGE 2 (726)       6   4  2 60.0   7/ 0 BRAIN DAMAGE 2 (726)      6  4 2
 8/ 0 UNDEAD THUGS F3 (729)      6   4  2 60.0   8/ 0 UNDEAD THUGS F3 (729)     6  4 2
 9/ 0 UNLIKELY VILLAINS  (738)   5   5  2 50.0   9/ 0 UNLIKELY VILLAINS  (738)  5  5 2
10/ 0 BLOOD GANGA 118F (718)     4   6  2 40.0  10/ 0 BLOOD GANGA 118F (718)    4  6 2
11/ 0 4-LETTER PAIN 2 (733)      7   3  1 70.0  11/ 0 4-LETTER PAIN 2 (733)     7  3 1
12/ 0 DIRTY DOZEN L (716)        6   4  1 60.0  12/ 0 DIRTY DOZEN L (716)       6  4 1
13/ 0 ARCANE MASHUPS 201 (730)   4   6  1 40.0  13/ 0 ARCANE MASHUPS 201 (730)  4  6 1
14/ 0 ANIME? ANIYOU! (740)       3   7  1 30.0  14/ 0 ANIME? ANIYOU! (740)      3  7 1
15/ 0 DEADLY HYBRIDS F4 (723)    4   6  0 40.0  15/ 0 DEADLY HYBRIDS F4 (723)   4  6 0
16/ 0 PAY DAY (739)              3   7  0 30.0  16/ 0 TOP CALIBER (735)         3  7 0
17/ 0 TOP CALIBER (735)          3   7  0 30.0  17/ 0 PAY DAY (739)             3  7 0
18/ 0 HAIL MARY (745)            2   8  0 20.0  18/ 0 HAIL MARY (745)           2  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  DEATH SPUDS, in a display of the humbleness and generosity for which 
they are known throughout OLD VALAMANTIS, missed the turn to give up Top Spot!  I 
doubt many are quaking in their boots, but STAND TALLER 2 comes out of nowhere to get 
7-3-3.  What does the future hold?  Watch this space...  The boys at FARMER'S MARKET 
are walking tall, as they are ranked 6th on their first try!  Going for the 
Duelmaster soon?  Like a new team fighting for the first time and entering the 
official rankings, 4-LETTER PAIN 2 got 7-3-1 to come in 11th.  The boys at MEDAL OF 
HONOR 16 are walking tall, as they are ranked 2nd on their first try!  Going for the 
Duelmaster soon?  FARMER'S MARKET had cause to celebrate, after DENNIS JENKINS got 12 
points by beating BARRACUDA.  So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last 
week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Ask not for whom the 
sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my 
control, I must take my leave of this place.  Do not despair!  I shall return!-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DENNIS JENKINS 6047           1   0  1    12       FARMER'S MARKET (717)
 THE URBAN HAMMER 6264         1   0  1    12       UNLIKELY VILLAINS 18 (738)
 SIMON COLLINS 6053            1   0  1    12       FARMER'S MARKET (717)
 WAFFLE CUT 6194               1   0  1    12       DEATH SPUDS (731)
 BOIL 6058                     1   0  1    12       BLOOD GANGA 118F (718)
 FOUR HORSEMEN 6145            1   0  1    11       BRAIN DAMAGE 2 (726)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THUNDER KISS '65 6244         1   0  1    11       MUSIC TO SLAY BY (736)
 HARM 6213                     1   0  1    11       4-LETTER PAIN 2 (733)
 EDGAR 6298                    1   0  1    11       SUPERIOR FORCES 182 (742)
 ALMIRA 6299                   1   0  1    11       SUPERIOR FORCES 182 (742)
 GARLIC MASHED 6195            1   0  1    11       DEATH SPUDS (731)
 DEATH KNIGHT 6169             1   0  1    11       UNDEAD THUGS F3 (729)
 SCREAM AIM FIRE 6240          1   0  1    11       MUSIC TO SLAY BY (736)
 COLD 6061                     1   0  1    11       BLOOD GANGA 118F (718)
 VIOLENCE JACK 6282            1   0  1    11       ANIME? ANIYOU! (740)
 JAKE ALLEX 6250               1   0  1     9       MEDAL OF HONOR 16 (737)
 AU GRATIN 6196                1   0  1     9       DEATH SPUDS (731)
 FORREST VOSLER 6253           1   0  1     7       MEDAL OF HONOR 16 (737)
 TYRION 5390                   1   0  1     7       STAND TALLER 2 (651)
 THE UPRIGHT MUFFIN 6187       1   0  1     6       ARCANE MASHUPS 2018A (730)
 JETTY MOON 6258               1   0  1     6       UNLIKELY VILLAINS 18 (738)
 PERFECT INSANITY 6246         1   0  1     6       MUSIC TO SLAY BY (736)
 EVERETT POPE 6251             1   0  1     6       MEDAL OF HONOR 16 (737)
 BONECLAW 6173                 1   0  1     6       UNDEAD THUGS F3 (729)
 RANDALL 5386                  1   0  1     6       STAND TALLER 2 (651)
 ORE-IDA 6189                  1   0  1     6       DEATH SPUDS (731)
 WHIPLASH 6247                 1   0  1     6       MUSIC TO SLAY BY (736)
 FRODO 5393                    1   0  1     6       STAND TALLER 2 (651)
 MIND ERASER 6138              1   0  1     6       BRAIN DAMAGE 2 (726)
 TATER TOT 6191                1   0  1     6       DEATH SPUDS (731)
 FREED 6304                    1   0  1     6       SUPERIOR FORCES 182 (742)
 JOSEPH WLADISLAW 6037         1   0  1     4       DIRTY DOZEN L (716)
 SYLVESTER ANTOLAK 6248        1   0  1     4       MEDAL OF HONOR 16 (737)
 GEORGE WAHLEN 6256            1   0  0    11       MEDAL OF HONOR 16 (737)
 STAB 6215                     1   0  0    11       4-LETTER PAIN 2 (733)
 OUCH 6216                     1   0  0    11       4-LETTER PAIN 2 (733)
 MILO VLADEK 6040              1   0  0    11       DIRTY DOZEN L (716)
 CURD 6275                     1   0  0    10       PAY DAY (739)
 SO WHAT'CHA WANT 6241         1   0  0    10       MUSIC TO SLAY BY (736)
 SOCOM MK-13 6228              1   0  0    10       TOP CALIBER (735)
 GENERAL DEEDERS 6179          1   0  0    10       ARCANE MASHUPS 2018A (730)
 ABLE NOBLE 6050               1   0  0    10       FARMER'S MARKET (717)
 ROSCOE LEVER 6039             1   0  0    10       DIRTY DOZEN L (716)
 EFFIGY 6170                   1   0  0    10       UNDEAD THUGS F3 (729)
 JAY ZEAMER 6249               1   0  0    10       MEDAL OF HONOR 16 (737)
 ARCHER MAGGOTT 6043           1   0  0    10       DIRTY DOZEN L (716)
 TASSOS BRAVOS 6046            1   0  0    10       DIRTY DOZEN L (716)
 GLOCK MODEL 20 6232           1   0  0    10       TOP CALIBER (735)
 DEATH NOTE 6285               1   0  0    10       ANIME? ANIYOU! (740)
 NIGHTSHADE 6176               1   0  0     8       UNDEAD THUGS F3 (729)
 SLAY 6211                     1   0  0     8       4-LETTER PAIN 2 (733)
 DOCTOR DEVIL 6259             1   0  0     8       UNLIKELY VILLAINS 18 (738)
 DARIA WHITE 6052              1   0  0     8       FARMER'S MARKET (717)
 KILL 6214                     1   0  0     8       4-LETTER PAIN 2 (733)
 SKULL LORD 6172               1   0  0     8       UNDEAD THUGS F3 (729)
 RICHARD WWRIGHT 6051          1   0  0     6       FARMER'S MARKET (717)
 EARWIG 6276                   1   0  0     6       PAY DAY (739)
 VERNON PINKLEY 6044           1   0  0     6       DIRTY DOZEN L (716)
 IDOLMAN 6267                  1   0  0     6       UNLIKELY VILLAINS 18 (738)
 JOSHUA ALLEN 6049             1   0  0     6       FARMER'S MARKET (717)
 MAIM 6210                     1   0  0     6       4-LETTER PAIN 2 (733)
 YUKON GOLD 6190               1   0  0     6       DEATH SPUDS (731)
 TOKYO GHOUL 6278              1   0  0     6       ANIME? ANIYOU! (740)
 WRACKSPAWN 6175               1   0  0     6       UNDEAD THUGS F3 (729)
 GOATSWARM 6113                1   0  0     6       DEADLY HYBRIDS F4 (723)
 FLASH 6332                    1   0  0     6       HAIL MARY (745)
 WOOLY CLAMMOTH 6110           1   0  0     5       DEADLY HYBRIDS F4 (723)
 HORSETAPUS 6116               1   0  0     5       DEADLY HYBRIDS F4 (723)
 RB JOHN BODINE 6230           1   0  0     5       TOP CALIBER (735)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOWLIN' BEN 6178              1   0  0     5       ARCANE MASHUPS 2018A (730)
 LEPRECHAUN 5384               1   0  0     5       STAND TALLER 2 (651)
 JAMES HARRIS 6055             1   0  0     5       FARMER'S MARKET (717)
 MIKE COLALILLO 6254           1   0  0     5       MEDAL OF HONOR 16 (737)
 BELWAR 5389                   1   0  0     5       STAND TALLER 2 (651)
 BUFFALOCALYPSE 6114           1   0  0     5       DEADLY HYBRIDS F4 (723)
 DONKEY PUNCH 6147             1   0  0     5       BRAIN DAMAGE 2 (726)
 PURPLE HOOTER 6142            1   0  0     5       BRAIN DAMAGE 2 (726)
 FLATLINER 6143                1   0  0     5       BRAIN DAMAGE 2 (726)
 FLAY 6217                     1   0  0     5       4-LETTER PAIN 2 (733)
 DOOM AND GLOOM 6243           1   0  0     5       MUSIC TO SLAY BY (736)
 TRANSFUSION 6066              1   0  0     5       BLOOD GANGA 118F (718)
 BACKSTOP 6273                 1   0  0     5       PAY DAY (739)
 WILLOW 5385                   1   0  0     4       STAND TALLER 2 (651)
 LORD APPARITION 6265          1   0  0     4       UNLIKELY VILLAINS 18 (738)
 TAIPEI 6065                   1   0  0     4       BLOOD GANGA 118F (718)
 DARQUE OTTO 6186              1   0  0     4       ARCANE MASHUPS 2018A (730)
 BRUENOR 5392                  1   0  0     4       STAND TALLER 2 (651)
 GATO 6307                     1   0  0     3       SUPERIOR FORCES 182 (742)
 NOYES 6334                    1   0  0     3       HAIL MARY (745)
 BRAINTEASER 6141              1   0  0     3       BRAIN DAMAGE 2 (726)
 GRIMM THOUGHT 6184            0   1  0     1       ARCANE MASHUPS 2018A (730)
 ONE ARMED FLOYD 6180          0   1  0     1       ARCANE MASHUPS 2018A (730)
 BERSERK 6281                  0   1  0     1       ANIME? ANIYOU! (740)
 MARY EVANS 6054               0   1  0     1       FARMER'S MARKET (717)
 CUDDLES 6272                  0   1  0     1       PAY DAY (739)
 CORPSE GATHERER 6168          0   1  0     1       UNDEAD THUGS F3 (729)
 ROBERT JEFFERSON 6045         0   1  0     1       DIRTY DOZEN L (716)
 THE WORLD 6266                0   1  0     1       UNLIKELY VILLAINS 18 (738)
 SMACK 6337                    0   1  0     1       HAIL MARY (745)
 SPATTER 6063                  0   1  0     1       BLOOD GANGA 118F (718)
 FLAMEL 6303                   0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES 182 (742)
 BABY RED 6193                 0   1  0     1       DEATH SPUDS (731)
 NIT 6277                      0   1  0     1       PAY DAY (739)
 ELFEN LIED 6284               0   1  0     1       ANIME? ANIYOU! (740)
 SPAZ 6336                     0   1  0     1       HAIL MARY (745)
 TRUMAN OLSON 6252             0   1  0     1       MEDAL OF HONOR 16 (737)
 VIVRANT THING 6245            0   1  0     1       MUSIC TO SLAY BY (736)
 MASTER DISGUST 6262           0   1  0     1       UNLIKELY VILLAINS 18 (738)
 KONG 6270                     0   1  0     1       PAY DAY (739)
 CORPSE PARTY 6286             0   1  0     1       ANIME? ANIYOU! (740)
 BACK ATCHA 6333               0   1  0     1       HAIL MARY (745)
 ELANIE 6339                   0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES 182 (742)
 MAUL 6208                     0   1  0     1       4-LETTER PAIN 2 (733)
 EAGLESAURUS 6107              0   1  0     1       DEADLY HYBRIDS F4 (723)
 RUSSET 6188                   0   1  0     1       DEATH SPUDS (731)
 BASH 6212                     0   1  0     1       4-LETTER PAIN 2 (733)
 VICTOR FRANKO 6041            0   1  0     1       DIRTY DOZEN L (716)
 SPORT 6064                    0   1  0     1       BLOOD GANGA 118F (718)
 AKAME GA KILL! 6287           0   1  0     1       ANIME? ANIYOU! (740)
 SAM 5387                      0   1  0     1       STAND TALLER 2 (651)
 MOHRG 6174                    0   1  0     1       UNDEAD THUGS F3 (729)
 SCOOBY SNACK 6144             0   1  0     1       BRAIN DAMAGE 2 (726)
 ERIC ROBERTS 6056             0   1  0     1       FARMER'S MARKET (717)
 M&P SHIELD 6235               0   1  0     1       TOP CALIBER (735)
 BLOOD-C 6280                  0   1  0     1       ANIME? ANIYOU! (740)
 HURT 6335                     0   1  0     1       HAIL MARY (745)
 GARE 6306                     0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES 182 (742)
 MIGRAINE 6139                 0   1  0     1       BRAIN DAMAGE 2 (726)
 TARANTULLAMA 6112             0   1  0     1       DEADLY HYBRIDS F4 (723)
 BADGERQUAKE 6111              0   1  0     1       DEADLY HYBRIDS F4 (723)
 BATH 6062                     0   1  0     1       BLOOD GANGA 118F (718)
 GENI GIBKUB 6057              0   1  0     1       BLOOD GANGA 118F (718)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WINKY 6274                    0   1  0     1       PAY DAY (739)
 FUNG-LIU 6305                 0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES 182 (742)
 COLT PEACE MAKER 6234         0   1  0     1       TOP CALIBER (735)
 CHEETICANE 6108               0   1  0     1       DEADLY HYBRIDS F4 (723)
 POKE 6331                     0   1  0     1       HAIL MARY (745)
 MAYBE 6329                    0   1  0     1       HAIL MARY (745)
 ENNIS 6302                    0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES 182 (742)
 PONYSHARK 6115                0   1  0     1       DEADLY HYBRIDS F4 (723)
 GROLILLA FART 6140            0   1  0     1       BRAIN DAMAGE 2 (726)
 ABSOLUTE ZERO 6238            0   1  0     1       MUSIC TO SLAY BY (736)
 SOUL EATER 6283               0   1  0     1       ANIME? ANIYOU! (740)
 SPIRIT MOBSTER 6183           0   1  0     1       ARCANE MASHUPS 2018A (730)
 BLOODHULK 6177                0   1  0     1       UNDEAD THUGS F3 (729)
 BROWNING AS 6237              0   1  0     1       TOP CALIBER (735)
 CLOT 6060                     0   1  0     1       BLOOD GANGA 118F (718)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SLAM 6209               0  1 0 4-LETTER PAIN 2 733  THE URBAN HAMMER 6264   1   
BLUE EXORCIST 6279      0  1 0 ANIME? ANIYOU! 740   BONECLAW 6173           1   
HURLEY 11 5988          7  2 3 ARCANE JERSEYS 711   EVERETT POPE 5446       9  REVENGED
DARQUE OTTO 5742        6  4 1 ARCANE MASH UPS  686 DR. EVIL 5655          10   
CONSORTIUM BAIT 6185    0  1 0 ARCANE MASHUPS 2 730 TYRION 5390             1   
STORMADUKE 6182         0  1 0 ARCANE MASHUPS 2 730 JAKE ALLEX 6250         1   
THE DESTITUTE ON 6181   0  1 0 ARCANE MASHUPS 2 730 MIND ERASER 6138        1   
VESSEL 5752             7  2 3 BLOOD GANG 117F 687  NOBEL 5774              9  REVENGED
LINE 6059               0  1 0 BLOOD GANGA 118F 718 FORREST VOSLER 6253     1   
ONE BAD MA'AFALL 5803   4  3 0 BOOMERISMS 2 693     SPATTER 5749            7   
ALABAMA SLAMMER 6146    0  1 0 BRAIN DAMAGE 2 726   WHIPLASH 6247           1   
PAULING 5773            4  2 0 CHEMIST FTF1 690     AVA 5700                6  NOT REVENGED
BEAGLEBOT 6109          0  1 0 DEADLY HYBRIDS F 723 DEATH KNIGHT 6169       1   
THE EVENT HORZON 5703   3  3 2 DEADLY MACHINES  682 HURLEY 11 5988          6  NONE
BRUISEBERRY 5902        2  4 1 DEADLY PRODUCE 702   ACHERON FROST 5614      6  NOT REVENGED
WERE PEAR 5898          1  5 0 DEADLY PRODUCE 702   VESSEL 5752             6  NONE
FINGERLING 6192         0  1 0 DEATH SPUDS 731      HARM 6213               1   
TWICE BAKED 6197        0  1 0 DEATH SPUDS 731      SCREAM AIM FIRE 6240    1   
GLENN GILPIN 6038       0  1 0 DIRTY DOZEN L 716    RANDALL 5386            1   
SAMSON POSEY 6042       0  1 0 DIRTY DOZEN L 716    VIOLENCE JACK 6282      1   
JABBA 5658              5  5 0 EVIL MENTORS II- 678 SYLVESTER ANTOLA 5453  10   
STEVEN BELL 6048        0  1 0 FARMER'S MARKET 717  FRODO 5393              1   
GURITZ 5762             2  5 0 FORCE OF 5 688       SEVEN YEAR GRITC 5809   7   
MERRY (MALE 5754        3  5 1 FORCE OF 5 688       KULL 5942               8   
SHAGRAT 5756            1  5 0 FORCE OF 5 688       JAMES REECE 5450        6  REVENGED
NO 6328                 0  1 0 HAIL MARY 745        SYLVESTER ANTOLA 6248   1   
OW 6330                 0  1 0 HAIL MARY 745        SIMON COLLINS 6053      1   
ELIZA REDWOOD 5621      2  4 0 LORDS OF ENTROPY 674 ---3--- 5958            6  NOT REVENGED
JAMES REECE 6255        0  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 1 737 JETTY MOON 6258         1   
YSMAEL VILLEAS 6257     0  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 1 737 ORE-IDA 6189            1   
BARRACUDA 6242          0  1 0 MUSIC TO SLAY BY 736 DENNIS JENKINS 6047     1   
WATTERSHED 6239         0  1 0 MUSIC TO SLAY BY 736 EVERETT POPE 6251       1   
APHID 6269              0  1 0 PAY DAY 739          JOSEPH WLADISLAW 6037   1   
BUNNY 6268              0  1 0 PAY DAY 739          THE UPRIGHT MUFF 6187   1   
FLASH 6271              0  1 0 PAY DAY 739          THUNDER KISS '65 6244   1   
000080000 5963          3  4 0 PAYBACK 708          DOROTHY 5936            7  REVENGED
MINI ME 5391            0  1 0 STAND TALLER 2 651   EDGAR 6298              1   
WICKETT 5388            0  1 0 STAND TALLER 2 651   PERFECT INSANITY 6246   1   
ELIZABETH 6301          0  1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES  742 TATER TOT 6191          1   
KALASHINIKOV AK- 6229   0  1 0 TOP CALIBER 735      FREED 6304              1   
REMINGTON 1911 6233     0  1 0 TOP CALIBER 735      GARLIC MASHED 6195      1   
REMINGTON 870 6236      0  1 0 TOP CALIBER 735      FOUR HORSEMEN 6145      1   
ULTAR SHKAS 6231        0  1 0 TOP CALIBER 735      AU GRATIN 6196          1   
CHARLIE SPLEEN 5874     6  4 1 U PAY I SLAY 4 700   CHRISTINE 5698         10   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MAX MURDER 5877         2  8 0 U PAY I SLAY 4 700   DEVASTATOR 5702        10   
SEE MORE GUTTS 5882     2  4 2 U PAY I SLAY 4 700   ASH 5696                6  REVENGED
SLITHERING IDIOT 5880   4  2 0 U PAY I SLAY 4 700   GAGNE WITH A SPO 5810   6  NOT REVENGED
ANIMUS 6171             0  1 0 UNDEAD THUGS F3 729  BOIL 6058               1   
ARMY MAIDEN 6263        0  1 0 UNLIKELY VILLAIN 738 COLD 6061               1   
COIN-MASTER 6261        0  1 0 UNLIKELY VILLAIN 738 ALMIRA 6299             1   
PALACE SKULL 6260       0  1 0 UNLIKELY VILLAIN 738 WAFFLE CUT 6194         1   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LEPRECHAUN viciously subdued SOUL EATER in a 7 minute gruesome amateur's fight.
WILLOW savagely defeated ABSOLUTE ZERO in a slow 10 minute gruesome novice's melee.
RANDALL barely slew GLENN GILPIN in a 4 minute novice's contest.
SAM was defeated by FLAY in a 1 minute amateur's match.
WICKETT was dealt death by PERFECT INSANITY in a 5 minute novice's duel.
BELWAR narrowly defeated ROBERT JEFFERSON in a popular 6 minute amateur's brawl.
TYRION dispatched CONSORTIUM BAIT in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
MINI ME was slaughtered by EDGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BRUENOR outwaited PONYSHARK in a tiresome 8 minute gruesome novice's fight.
FRODO killed STEVEN BELL in a 1 minute novice's fight.
JOSEPH WLADISLAW killed APHID in a unpopular 14 minute amateur's competition.
ROSCOE LEVER demolished BADGERQUAKE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MILO VLADEK overpowered POKE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
VICTOR FRANKO was defeated by WRACKSPAWN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's duel.
SAMSON POSEY was slaughtered by VIOLENCE JACK in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ARCHER MAGGOTT devastated M&P SHIELD in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
VERNON PINKLEY savagely defeated BLOODHULK in a 9 minute brutal novice's bout.
TASSOS BRAVOS overpowered COLT PEACE MAKER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DENNIS JENKINS easily killed BARRACUDA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
JOSHUA ALLEN savagely defeated KONG in a 2 minute brutal beginner's fight.
ABLE NOBLE overpowered BATH in a 1 minute uneven fray.
RICHARD WWRIGHT viciously subdued NIT in a 2 minute brutal novice's contest.
DARIA WHITE savagely defeated MAUL in a exciting 4 minute gory beginner's fight.
SIMON COLLINS slaughtered OW in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
MARY EVANS was outwaited by TAIPEI in a action packed 9 minute beginner's bout.
JAMES HARRIS beat VIVRANT THING in a 2 minute novice's fray.
ERIC ROBERTS was handily defeated by CURD in a 4 minute one-sided duel.
GENI GIBKUB was savagely defeated by EARWIG in a 3 minute gruesome beginner's fight.
BOIL assassinated ANIMUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
LINE was narrowly killed by FORREST VOSLER in a popular 7 minute novice's bout.
CLOT was narrowly defeated by BRAINTEASER in a slow 12 minute beginner's contest.
COLD murdered ARMY MAIDEN in a 2 minute mismatched match.
SPATTER was beaten by IDOLMAN in a 2 minute novice's fray.
SPORT was subdued by PURPLE HOOTER in a 1 minute amateur's match.
TRANSFUSION subdued MAYBE in a 3 minute novice's duel.
EAGLESAURUS was beaten by TOKYO GHOUL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's duel.
CHEETICANE was demolished by DEATH NOTE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BEAGLEBOT was executed by DEATH KNIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WOOLY CLAMMOTH won victory over BASH in a 1 minute amateur's duel.
TARANTULLAMA was demolished by JAY ZEAMER in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
GOATSWARM unbelievably bested CORPSE GATHERER in a exciting 3 minute amateur's fight.
BUFFALOCALYPSE overcame BABY RED in a 2 minute amateur's melee.
HORSETAPUS savagely defeated BERSERK in a exciting 7 minute gory novice's match.
MIND ERASER dispatched THE DESTITUTE ONE in a action packed 6 minute novice's bout.
MIGRAINE was savagely defeated by DOCTOR DEVIL in a 4 minute beginner's competition.
GROLILLA FART was viciously subdued by FLASH in a 6 minute brutal novice's bout.
FLATLINER defeated BLOOD-C in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
SCOOBY SNACK was devastated by SOCOM MK-13 in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FOUR HORSEMEN butchered REMINGTON 870 in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ALABAMA SLAMMER was dealt death by WHIPLASH in a 2 minute amateur's fight.
DONKEY PUNCH subdued ENNIS in a 3 minute bloody amateur's battle.
EFFIGY overpowered HURT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SKULL LORD slimly won victory over ELFEN LIED in a 9 minute novice's fight.
BONECLAW delivered the death blow upon BLUE EXORCIST in a 2 minute novice's bout.
MOHRG was overpowered by STAB in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
NIGHTSHADE savagely defeated TRUMAN OLSON in a 6 minute novice's conflict.
HOWLIN' BEN beat AKAME GA KILL! in a 2 minute novice's brawl.
GENERAL DEEDERS vanquished WINKY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ONE ARMED FLOYD was defeated by RB JOHN BODINE in a 5 minute novice's fight.
STORMADUKE was dispatched by JAKE ALLEX in a exciting 8 minute novice's match.
SPIRIT MOBSTER was viciously subdued by GATO in a unpopular 9 minute novice's fight.
GRIMM THOUGHT was unbelievably bested by BACKSTOP in a 6 minute novice's contest.
DARQUE OTTO savagely defeated SPAZ in a 8 minute gory novice's bout.
THE UPRIGHT MUFFIN slew BUNNY in a 2 minute beginner's brawl.
RUSSET was devastated by GEORGE WAHLEN in a 2 minute mismatched match.
ORE-IDA narrowly killed YSMAEL VILLEAS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute beginner's match.
YUKON GOLD subdued FUNG-LIU in a 2 minute novice's fight.
TATER TOT dispatched ELIZABETH in a 3 minute novice's melee.
FINGERLING was easily killed by HARM in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
WAFFLE CUT slaughtered PALACE SKULL in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
GARLIC MASHED murdered REMINGTON 1911 in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
AU GRATIN dispatched ULTAR SHKAS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute novice's match.
TWICE BAKED was executed by SCREAM AIM FIRE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SLAM was murdered by THE URBAN HAMMER in a 2 minute uneven fight.
MAIM defeated SMACK in a 3 minute beginner's match.
SLAY savagely defeated MASTER DISGUST in a exciting 4 minute brutal novice's contest.
KILL viciously subdued BACK ATCHA in a action packed 2 minute gruesome novice's duel.
OUCH overpowered CORPSE PARTY in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
KALASHINIKOV AK-47 was narrowly killed by FREED in a 5 minute gory novice's brawl.
GLOCK MODEL 20 overpowered GARE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BROWNING AS was outwaited by NOYES in a tiresome 10 minute novice's fight.
WATTERSHED was luckily killed by  EVERETT POPE in a 3 minute beginner's battle.
SO WHAT'CHA WANT overpowered ELANIE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
DOOM AND GLOOM unbelievably bested CUDDLES in a 4 minute beginner's fight.
THUNDER KISS '65 executed FLASH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SYLVESTER ANTOLAK delivered the death blow upon NO in a 12 minute beginner's battle.
MIKE COLALILLO viciously subdued THE WORLD in a 5 minute gruesome beginner's duel.
JAMES REECE was barely slain by JETTY MOON in a 2 minute novice's match.
COIN-MASTER was slaughtered by ALMIRA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LORD APPARITION slimly won victory over FLAMEL in a 9 minute bloody novice's fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      18         AIMED BLOW        13 -   5 -  4      72  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     18         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   8 -  3      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   8 -  2      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   18         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   8 -  5      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   9 -  3      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   18         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  10 -  5      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  10 -  4      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  18         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  10 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    18         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  11 -  1      39  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 18         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  11 -  3      39  |

Turn   1 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        13 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 - 10         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  8     STRIKING ATTACK    8 - 10         3  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       10 -  8     BASHING ATTACK     8 - 10         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     10 -  8     PARRY-STRIKE       7 - 11         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  9     SLASHING ATTACK    7 - 11         1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DENNIS JENKINS 6047         1   0  1   12 FARMER'S MARKET (717)
STRIKING ATTACK  THE URBAN HAMMER 6264       1   0  1   12 UNLIKELY VILLAINS 18 (738)
SLASHING ATTACK  WAFFLE CUT 6194             1   0  1   12 DEATH SPUDS (731)
BASHING ATTACK   BOIL 6058                   1   0  1   12 BLOOD GANGA 118F (718)
LUNGING ATTACK   GARLIC MASHED 6195          1   0  1   11 DEATH SPUDS (731)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    COLD 6061                   1   0  1   11 BLOOD GANGA 118F (718)
PARRY-LUNGE      AU GRATIN 6196              1   0  1    9 DEATH SPUDS (731)
WALL OF STEEL    THE UPRIGHT MUFFIN 6187     1   0  1    6 ARCANE MASHUPS 2018A (730)
TOTAL PARRY      PERFECT INSANITY 6246       1   0  1    6 MUSIC TO SLAY BY (736)
PARRY-STRIKE     EVERETT POPE 6251           1   0  1    6 MEDAL OF HONOR 16 (737)

The overall popularity leader is GRIMM THOUGHT 6184.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GRIMM THOUGHT 6184.  The ten other most popular fighters were NIGHTSHADE 
6176, BERSERK 6281, ONE ARMED FLOYD 6180, WICKETT 5388, JAKE ALLEX 6250, MARY EVANS 
6054, LINE 6059, THE DESTITUTE ONE 6181, DOCTOR DEVIL 6259, and SLAY 6211.

The least popular fighter this week was NO 6328.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SYLVESTER ANTOLAK 6248, BRAINTEASER 6141, JOSEPH WLADISLAW 6037, CLOT 
6060, APHID 6269, NOYES 6334, BROWNING AS 6237, GATO 6307, BLOODHULK 6177, and SPIRIT 
MOBSTER 6183.

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