DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

	Date   : 07/21/2023    Duedate: 08/18/2023

	SOUTH RIDGE ARENA

	DM-99    TURN-1

	The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 BLOOD GANG 723C (987)      6   4  4 60.0   1/ 0 BLOOD GANG 723C (987)     6  4 4
 2/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES BG (994)   6   4  3 60.0   2/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES BG (994)  6  4 3
 3/ 0 LAFITTE'S ELITES (976)     6   4  3 60.0   3/ 0 LAFITTE'S ELITES (976)    6  4 3
 4/ 0 COBRA (989)                3   7  3 30.0   4/ 0 COBRA (989)               3  7 3
 5/ 0 HEROES 2020A (858)         8   2  2 80.0   5/ 0 HEROES 2020A (858)        8  2 2
 6/ 0 JUDGEMENT? (993)           7   3  2 70.0   6/ 0 JUDGEMENT? (993)          7  3 2
 7/ 0 TEMERE NOMEN (997)         6   4  2 60.0   7/ 0 SELLSWORDS (973)          6  4 2
 8/ 0 SELLSWORDS (973)           6   4  2 60.0   8/ 0 SMOKE BRINGERS (991)      6  4 2
 9/ 0 SMOKE BRINGERS (991)       6   4  2 60.0   9/ 0 TEMERE NOMEN (997)        6  4 2
10/ 0 KHOR'S BERSERKERS (966)    4   6  2 40.0  10/ 0 KHOR'S BERSERKERS (966)   4  6 2
11/ 0 BAD BEATS (972)            4   6  2 40.0  11/ 0 BAD BEATS (972)           4  6 2
12/ 0 CHEESE THAT WALKS  (975)   5   5  1 50.0  12/ 0 CHEESE THAT WALKS  (975)  5  5 1
13/ 0 BETTER THAN ERRATA (988)   5   5  1 50.0  13/ 0 BETTER THAN ERRATA (988)  5  5 1
14/ 0 DERANGED 42 (979)          4   6  1 40.0  14/ 0 DERANGED 42 (979)         4  6 1
15/ 0 BRIGHT LIGHTS (980)        4   6  1 40.0  15/ 0 BRIGHT LIGHTS (980)       4  6 1
16/ 0 ARCANE BBQ 2023 (982)      4   6  1 40.0  16/ 0 ARCANE BBQ 2023 (982)     4  6 1
17/ 0 RIFF SAID IT (983)         4   6  1 40.0  17/ 0 RIFF SAID IT (983)        4  6 1
18/ 0 CIRQUE DU SANG (984)       4   6  1 40.0  18/ 0 CIRQUE DU SANG (984)      4  6 1
19/ 0 DREAM TEAM (992)           4   6  1 40.0  19/ 0 DREAM TEAM (992)          4  6 1
20/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 19 (725)    8   2  0 80.0  20/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 19 (725)   8  2 0
21/ 0 BRING OUR YOUR DEA (954)   6   4  0 60.0  21/ 0 BRING OUR YOUR DEA (954)  6  4 0
22/ 0 DUEL FOOLS (996)           4   6  0 40.0  22/ 0 DUEL FOOLS (996)          4  6 0
23/ 0 NEW ORLEANS STUFF (995)    1   9  0 10.0  23/ 0 NEW ORLEANS STUFF (995)   1  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  SOUTH RIDGE needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  How stupid can 
you get?  BLOOD GANG 723C missed the turn and aren't top team anymore.  Wonder what 
they were doing?  Talk about hot teams!  MEDAL OF HONOR 19 goes out, the very first 
time, and goes 8-2-0!  Like, what do you guys eat for breakfast?  I talked to HEROES 
2020A's manager before the fights.  He said, "We're gonna do good."  And look at 
this:  8-2-2!  Psychic, or what!  I just can't say enough good things about 
JUDGEMENT?.  They went 7-3-2 their first time, don't slouch, and they've got good 
oral hygiene!  MVP award for JAKE ALLEX?  MEDAL OF HONOR 19's proud of him after 
beating BRIGHT BANNERS and getting 13 points.  I hear the top team insists all their 
warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCASU MARTZU 8586             1   0  1    12       CHEESE THAT WALKS 2 (975)
 GADRIEL 8781                  1   0  1    12       JUDGEMENT? (993)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE CARVER 8631               1   0  1    12       DERANGED 42 (979)
 RANVIR 7414                   1   0  1    11       HEROES 2020A (858)
 PROCYON 8635                  1   0  1    11       BRIGHT LIGHTS (980)
 MARTEAU D'AMOUR 8673          1   0  1    11       CIRQUE DU SANG (984)
 GALLANT MEN 8570              1   0  1    11       SELLSWORDS (973)
 KING CRAB 8561                1   0  1    11       BAD BEATS (972)
 BOB 1 8814                    1   0  1    11       TEMERE NOMEN (997)
 BRYNHILD 8496                 1   0  1    11       KHOR'S BERSERKERS (966)
 COPPERHEAD 8724               1   0  1    11       COBRA (989)
 TRANSFUSION 8712              1   0  1    11       BLOOD GANG 723C (987)
 PIUS 8746                     1   0  1    11       SMOKE BRINGERS (991)
 MAJOR BLUDD 8726              1   0  1    11       COBRA (989)
 SERPENTOR 8728                1   0  1     9       COBRA (989)
 BOB 9 8822                    1   0  1     9       TEMERE NOMEN (997)
 SECOND SONS 8563              1   0  1     9       SELLSWORDS (973)
 BASHUR BRISKET 8654           1   0  1     9       ARCANE BBQ 2023 (982)
 RIGARD 7409                   1   0  1     7       HEROES 2020A (858)
 WALLFLOWER 8715               1   0  1     7       BETTER THAN ERRATA (988)
 DOMINIQUE YOUX 8596           1   0  1     7       LAFITTE'S ELITES (976)
 LINE 8705                     1   0  1     7       BLOOD GANG 723C (987)
 SAINT WEST 8788               1   0  1     6       SUPERIOR FORCES BG23 (994)
 LAGERTHA 8493                 1   0  1     6       KHOR'S BERSERKERS (966)
 RUBBISH OFF 8666              1   0  1     6       RIFF SAID IT (983)
 GABRIEL 8772                  1   0  1     6       JUDGEMENT? (993)
 RADDIX 8784                   1   0  1     6       SUPERIOR FORCES BG23 (994)
 BOIL 8704                     1   0  1     6       BLOOD GANG 723C (987)
 EXA DARK SIDERAEL 8786        1   0  1     6       SUPERIOR FORCES BG23 (994)
 1 8753                        1   0  1     6       DREAM TEAM (992)
 LOUIS CARRIERE 8598           1   0  1     6       LAFITTE'S ELITES (976)
 RIN TIN TIN 8562              1   0  1     6       BAD BEATS (972)
 JEAN-BAPTISTE BEREAU 8601     1   0  1     6       LAFITTE'S ELITES (976)
 OATH 8708                     1   0  1     6       BLOOD GANG 723C (987)
 CELESTINE 8751                1   0  1     6       SMOKE BRINGERS (991)
 5 8757                        1   0  0    13       DREAM TEAM (992)
 JAKE ALLEX 6074               1   0  0    13       MEDAL OF HONOR 19 (725)
 ARTISTE D'COR 8677            1   0  0    11       CIRQUE DU SANG (984)
 URIEL 8773                    1   0  0    11       JUDGEMENT? (993)
 BETELGEUSE 8634               1   0  0    11       BRIGHT LIGHTS (980)
 MICHAEL 8776                  1   0  0    11       JUDGEMENT? (993)
 FRANCIS DOLARHYDE 8626        1   0  0    11       DERANGED 42 (979)
 HOMELESS GUY 8794             1   0  0    11       NEW ORLEANS STUFF (995)
 STONE DEAD SOON 8379          1   0  0    11       BRING OUR YOUR DEAD2 (954)
 JAMES REECE 6073              1   0  0    11       MEDAL OF HONOR 19 (725)
 LOUIS-MICHEL AURY 8600        1   0  0    11       LAFITTE'S ELITES (976)
 PURAH 8775                    1   0  0    10       JUDGEMENT? (993)
 DON'T BE A BABY 8374          1   0  0    10       BRING OUR YOUR DEAD2 (954)
 TYR 8501                      1   0  0    10       KHOR'S BERSERKERS (966)
 I FEEL HAPPY 8375             1   0  0    10       BRING OUR YOUR DEAD2 (954)
 FORMAGGIO PUNTO 8584          1   0  0    10       CHEESE THAT WALKS 2 (975)
 TU SIMON AYER MORROW 8791     1   0  0    10       SUPERIOR FORCES BG23 (994)
 DESPERATELY WANTING 8720      1   0  0    10       BETTER THAN ERRATA (988)
 SALTERELLO 8592               1   0  0    10       CHEESE THAT WALKS 2 (975)
 AZREAL 8779                   1   0  0    10       JUDGEMENT? (993)
 AT THE STARS 8721             1   0  0    10       BETTER THAN ERRATA (988)
 HEMOSTASIS 8703               1   0  0    10       BLOOD GANG 723C (987)
 BROSS CH'A MARCIA 8590        1   0  0    10       CHEESE THAT WALKS 2 (975)
 STINKY 8808                   1   0  0     9       DUEL FOOLS (996)
 ELVIS PRESLEY 8559            1   0  0     8       BAD BEATS (972)
 BUFFALO BILL 8625             1   0  0     8       DERANGED 42 (979)
 BOB 8 8821                    1   0  0     8       TEMERE NOMEN (997)
 JAY ZEAMER 6075               1   0  0     8       MEDAL OF HONOR 19 (725)
 RIB TIP TALON 8656            1   0  0     8       ARCANE BBQ 2023 (982)
 SPORT 8710                    1   0  0     8       BLOOD GANG 723C (987)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOB 2 8815                    1   0  0     8       TEMERE NOMEN (997)
 ALEXANDER 8752                1   0  0     8       SMOKE BRINGERS (991)
 FIRE STICK 8669               1   0  0     8       RIFF SAID IT (983)
 ADRIAN 8745                   1   0  0     8       SMOKE BRINGERS (991)
 7 8759                        1   0  0     6       DREAM TEAM (992)
 BOB 10 8823                   1   0  0     6       TEMERE NOMEN (997)
 GEORGE WAHLEN 6072            1   0  0     6       MEDAL OF HONOR 19 (725)
 REVNA 8497                    1   0  0     6       KHOR'S BERSERKERS (966)
 BLINKY 8807                   1   0  0     6       DUEL FOOLS (996)
 REAMED ROOKIE 8664            1   0  0     6       RIFF SAID IT (983)
 STORMBREAKERS 8564            1   0  0     6       SELLSWORDS (973)
 EEKY 8809                     1   0  0     6       DUEL FOOLS (996)
 HEIMDALL 7411                 1   0  0     6       HEROES 2020A (858)
 DU MONDE 8682                 1   0  0     6       CIRQUE DU SANG (984)
 GENTLEBEN GIBLETS 8655        1   0  0     6       ARCANE BBQ 2023 (982)
 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT 8671     1   0  0     6       RIFF SAID IT (983)
 TIPPY 8813                    1   0  0     6       DUEL FOOLS (996)
 BOLDTUSK 7407                 1   0  0     6       HEROES 2020A (858)
 INNOCENT 8750                 1   0  0     6       SMOKE BRINGERS (991)
 MAIDEN'S MEN 8569             1   0  0     6       SELLSWORDS (973)
 DOMINIQUE CARRIERE 8597       1   0  0     6       LAFITTE'S ELITES (976)
 TREMBLE 8722                  1   0  0     6       BETTER THAN ERRATA (988)
 DARTH VADER 8554              1   0  0     6       BAD BEATS (972)
 RIGEL 8636                    1   0  0     5       BRIGHT LIGHTS (980)
 KINGSTON 7406                 1   0  0     5       HEROES 2020A (858)
 PORCELAIN 8718                1   0  0     5       BETTER THAN ERRATA (988)
 PIERRE LAFITTE 8602           1   0  0     5       LAFITTE'S ELITES (976)
 FORTE D'BOUCLIER 8680         1   0  0     5       CIRQUE DU SANG (984)
 ARCTURUS 8639                 1   0  0     5       BRIGHT LIGHTS (980)
 NOT DEAD YET 8372             1   0  0     5       BRING OUR YOUR DEAD2 (954)
 WILBUR 7415                   1   0  0     5       HEROES 2020A (858)
 BOB 7 8820                    1   0  0     5       TEMERE NOMEN (997)
 SAYS HE'S NOT DEAD 8378       1   0  0     5       BRING OUR YOUR DEAD2 (954)
 MAC N VLAD 8657               1   0  0     5       ARCANE BBQ 2023 (982)
 8 8760                        1   0  0     5       DREAM TEAM (992)
 LEO 8744                      1   0  0     5       SMOKE BRINGERS (991)
 ARES 7413                     1   0  0     5       HEROES 2020A (858)
 MARCETTO FRACECHE 8591        1   0  0     5       CHEESE THAT WALKS 2 (975)
 FORREST VOSLER 6078           1   0  0     5       MEDAL OF HONOR 19 (725)
 MIKE COLALILLO 6077           1   0  0     5       MEDAL OF HONOR 19 (725)
 GOLDEN COMPANY 8572           1   0  0     5       SELLSWORDS (973)
 BLUE IVY CARTER 8783          1   0  0     5       SUPERIOR FORCES BG23 (994)
 EVERETT POPE 6076             1   0  0     5       MEDAL OF HONOR 19 (725)
 MASTEMA 8782                  1   0  0     5       JUDGEMENT? (993)
 IRON SHIELDS 8571             1   0  0     5       SELLSWORDS (973)
 SARTANA 7408                  1   0  0     4       HEROES 2020A (858)
 TRUMAN OLSON 6079             1   0  0     3       MEDAL OF HONOR 19 (725)
 JUST RESTING 8380             1   0  0     3       BRING OUR YOUR DEAD2 (954)
 STORMI 8787                   1   0  0     3       SUPERIOR FORCES BG23 (994)
 CHRIS KELLER 8623             1   0  0     3       DERANGED 42 (979)
 DESTRO 8730                   0   1  0     1       COBRA (989)
 URBAN 8743                    0   1  0     1       SMOKE BRINGERS (991)
 CAPELLA 8637                  0   1  0     1       BRIGHT LIGHTS (980)
 BARONESS 8725                 0   1  0     1       COBRA (989)
 FEMME LANCE 8675              0   1  0     1       CIRQUE DU SANG (984)
 SCARLETT 7410                 0   1  0     1       HEROES 2020A (858)
 DUCKY 8804                    0   1  0     1       DUEL FOOLS (996)
 COLLARD CONSORTIUM 8659       0   1  0     1       ARCANE BBQ 2023 (982)
 RENATO BELUCHE 8595           0   1  0     1       LAFITTE'S ELITES (976)
 VIGGO 8499                    0   1  0     1       KHOR'S BERSERKERS (966)
 COBRA COMMANDER 8732          0   1  0     1       COBRA (989)
 CANOPUS 8641                  0   1  0     1       BRIGHT LIGHTS (980)
 YSMAEL VILLEAS 6071           0   1  0     1       MEDAL OF HONOR 19 (725)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ITHURIEL 8778                 0   1  0     1       JUDGEMENT? (993)
 TICKET TAKER 8795             0   1  0     1       NEW ORLEANS STUFF (995)
 RAMSAY BOLTON 8627            0   1  0     1       DERANGED 42 (979)
 JACK DANIELS 8558             0   1  0     1       BAD BEATS (972)
 GOIN' 4 A WALK 8377           0   1  0     1       BRING OUR YOUR DEAD2 (954)
 ALPHA CENTAURI 8640           0   1  0     1       BRIGHT LIGHTS (980)
 BENJAMIN HICKS 8594           0   1  0     1       LAFITTE'S ELITES (976)
 LEATHERFACE 8628              0   1  0     1       DERANGED 42 (979)
 BOB 6 8819                    0   1  0     1       TEMERE NOMEN (997)
 GOOD 8714                     0   1  0     1       BETTER THAN ERRATA (988)
 EARLY GRAYCE 8630             0   1  0     1       DERANGED 42 (979)
 SYLVESTER ANTOLAK 6070        0   1  0     1       MEDAL OF HONOR 19 (725)
 SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP 8670     0   1  0     1       RIFF SAID IT (983)
 MEAN DRIVER 8796              0   1  0     1       NEW ORLEANS STUFF (995)
 DR. MINDBENDER 8731           0   1  0     1       COBRA (989)
 BRIGHT BANNERS 8568           0   1  0     1       SELLSWORDS (973)
 LICK THE SAUCE 8662           0   1  0     1       ARCANE BBQ 2023 (982)
 BOB 3 8816                    0   1  0     1       TEMERE NOMEN (997)
 WORK PHONE! 8667              0   1  0     1       RIFF SAID IT (983)
 SPECK MELLENCAMP 8803         0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES BG23 (994)
 BOB 5 8818                    0   1  0     1       TEMERE NOMEN (997)
 SEIGRUM 8495                  0   1  0     1       KHOR'S BERSERKERS (966)
 NOT FOOLING ANYONE 8381       0   1  0     1       BRING OUR YOUR DEAD2 (954)
 RAEDWULF 8500                 0   1  0     1       KHOR'S BERSERKERS (966)
 LYRA ANTARCTICA 8790          0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES BG23 (994)
 MISUNDERSTOOD 8719            0   1  0     1       BETTER THAN ERRATA (988)
 GORGONZOLA GRILLI 8588        0   1  0     1       CHEESE THAT WALKS 2 (975)
 9 8761                        0   1  0     1       DREAM TEAM (992)
 JERMAJESTY 8785               0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES BG23 (994)
 JOLLY FELLOWS 8567            0   1  0     1       SELLSWORDS (973)
 ROSEALIA 8713                 0   1  0     1       BETTER THAN ERRATA (988)
 POCKET ROCKETS 8553           0   1  0     1       BAD BEATS (972)
 OUTLANDO D'MORTE 8679         0   1  0     1       CIRQUE DU SANG (984)
 ALEX DELARGE 8629             0   1  0     1       DERANGED 42 (979)
 MICHAEL MYERS 8632            0   1  0     1       DERANGED 42 (979)
 DRY RUB NOBLE 8661            0   1  0     1       ARCANE BBQ 2023 (982)
 SHATTERED DREAMS 8663         0   1  0     1       RIFF SAID IT (983)
 IMAGINARY LOVER 8668          0   1  0     1       RIFF SAID IT (983)
 PURIEL 8774                   0   1  0     1       JUDGEMENT? (993)
 DESTITUTE PORK 8658           0   1  0     1       ARCANE BBQ 2023 (982)
 ACHERNAR 8633                 0   1  0     1       BRIGHT LIGHTS (980)
 DINKY 8810                    0   1  0     1       DUEL FOOLS (996)
 ALONZO HARRIS 8624            0   1  0     1       DERANGED 42 (979)
 LUKE SKYWALKER 8555           0   1  0     1       BAD BEATS (972)
 BACHELOR'S HAND 8556          0   1  0     1       BAD BEATS (972)
 10 8762                       0   1  0     1       DREAM TEAM (992)
 EINHERJAR 8494                0   1  0     1       KHOR'S BERSERKERS (966)
 FIREFLY 8729                  0   1  0     1       COBRA (989)
 4 8756                        0   1  0     1       DREAM TEAM (992)
 BALDYR 8498                   0   1  0     1       KHOR'S BERSERKERS (966)
 REYNIR 8502                   0   1  0     1       KHOR'S BERSERKERS (966)
 SIRIUS 8642                   0   1  0     1       BRIGHT LIGHTS (980)
 ANGRY PEDESTRIAN 8802         0   1  0     1       NEW ORLEANS STUFF (995)
 CALAMITY JANE 8560            0   1  0     1       BAD BEATS (972)
 EXISTENTIAL CRISIS 8665       0   1  0     1       RIFF SAID IT (983)
 PLASMA 8706                   0   1  0     1       BLOOD GANG 723C (987)
 HOWLIN' POTATO SALAD 8653     0   1  0     1       ARCANE BBQ 2023 (982)
 MAUVE WOLF 8792               0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES BG23 (994)
 FLIPPY 8812                   0   1  0     1       DUEL FOOLS (996)
 3 8755                        0   1  0     1       DREAM TEAM (992)
 ONE ARMED GOBBLER 8660        0   1  0     1       ARCANE BBQ 2023 (982)
 SOUND GUY 8801                0   1  0     1       NEW ORLEANS STUFF (995)
 BENEDICT 8748                 0   1  0     1       SMOKE BRINGERS (991)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEXY DRUNK LADY 8797          0   1  0     1       NEW ORLEANS STUFF (995)
 TYPE 8711                     0   1  0     1       BLOOD GANG 723C (987)
 COLD 8707                     0   1  0     1       BLOOD GANG 723C (987)
 MAGGOT CHEESE 8589            0   1  0     1       CHEESE THAT WALKS 2 (975)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KING KONG 8557          0  1 0 BAD BEATS 972        BOB 1 8814              1   
IN THE BLOOD 8716       0  1 0 BETTER THAN ERRA 988 MARTEAU D'AMOUR 8673    1   
ONE MORE MURDER 8717    0  1 0 BETTER THAN ERRA 988 OATH 8708               1   
SPATTER 8709            0  1 0 BLOOD GANG 723C 987  LOUIS CARRIERE 8598     1   
VEGA 8638               0  1 0 BRIGHT LIGHTS 980    KING CRAB 8561          1   
HE'S VERY ILL 8376      0  1 0 BRING OUR YOUR D 954 BRYNHILD 8496           1   
I'M GETTING BETT 8373   0  1 0 BRING OUR YOUR D 954 TRANSFUSION 8712        1   
CASU DU QUAGGHIU 8583   0  1 0 CHEESE THAT WALK 975 SECOND SONS 8563        1   
CASU PUNTU 8585         0  1 0 CHEESE THAT WALK 975 PIUS 8746               1   
FURMAL NIS 8587         0  1 0 CHEESE THAT WALK 975 GADRIEL 8781            1   
GUERRIERE 8678          0  1 0 CIRQUE DU SANG 984   CELESTINE 8751          1   
LE GLADIATEUR 8681      0  1 0 CIRQUE DU SANG 984   SCASU MARTZU 8586       1   
PUISSANT 8674           0  1 0 CIRQUE DU SANG 984   SERPENTOR 8728          1   
ROUGAROU 8676           0  1 0 CIRQUE DU SANG 984   MAJOR BLUDD 8726        1   
B.A.T. 8727             0  1 0 COBRA 989            BOB 9 8822              1   
STORM SHADOW 8723       0  1 0 COBRA 989            THE CARVER 8631         1   
2 8754                  0  1 0 DREAM TEAM 992       RIN TIN TIN 8562        1   
6 8758                  0  1 0 DREAM TEAM 992       JEAN-BAPTISTE BE 8601   1   
PINKY 8811              0  1 0 DUEL FOOLS 996       RUBBISH OFF 8666        1   
SPANKY 8806             0  1 0 DUEL FOOLS 996       RANVIR 7414             1   
WINKY 8805              0  1 0 DUEL FOOLS 996       EXA DARK SIDERAE 8786   1   
TYR 7412                0  1 0 HEROES 2020A 858     COPPERHEAD 8724         1   
ABADDON 8780            0  1 0 JUDGEMENT? 993       1 8753                  1   
JEAN LAFITTE 8593       0  1 0 LAFITTE'S ELITES 976 BOIL 8704               1   
P.A.C. BOURDA 8599      0  1 0 LAFITTE'S ELITES 976 SAINT WEST 8788         1   
ANGRY LAWYER 8793       0  1 0 NEW ORLEANS STUF 995 WALLFLOWER 8715         1   
DRUNK BACHELOR 8799     0  1 0 NEW ORLEANS STUF 995 LAGERTHA 8493           1   
PIANO PLAYER 8800       0  1 0 NEW ORLEANS STUF 995 LINE 8705               1   
SMART BARTENDER 8798    0  1 0 NEW ORLEANS STUF 995 GABRIEL 8772            1   
CLASIC MOVE 8672        0  1 0 RIFF SAID IT 983     PROCYON 8635            1   
BRAVE COMPANIONS 8565   0  1 0 SELLSWORDS 973       RIGARD 7409             1   
STORMCROWS 8566         0  1 0 SELLSWORDS 973       BASHUR BRISKET 8654     1   
CLEMENT 8747            0  1 0 SMOKE BRINGERS 991   RADDIX 8784             1   
GREGORY 8749            0  1 0 SMOKE BRINGERS 991   DOMINIQUE YOUX 8596     1   
BOB 4 8817              0  1 0 TEMERE NOMEN 997     GALLANT MEN 8570        1   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Good luck in the games!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SYLVESTER ANTOLAK was viciously subdued by ELVIS PRESLEY in a 5 minute fight.
YSMAEL VILLEAS was unbelievably bested by PIERRE LAFITTE in a 2 minute novice's match.
GEORGE WAHLEN viciously subdued IMAGINARY LOVER in a 2 minute gory novice's contest.
JAMES REECE demolished EXISTENTIAL CRISIS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
JAKE ALLEX vanquished BRIGHT BANNERS in a exciting 4 minute bloody mismatched fight.
JAY ZEAMER viciously subdued EARLY GRAYCE in a 3 minute beginner's fight.
EVERETT POPE viciously subdued MEAN DRIVER in a 6 minute gruesome novice's duel.
MIKE COLALILLO won victory over CANOPUS in a 3 minute novice's fight.
FORREST VOSLER narrowly defeated CAPELLA in a popular 7 minute novice's melee.
TRUMAN OLSON narrowly defeated TYPE in a unpopular 8 minute amateur's match.
KINGSTON viciously subdued LYRA ANTARCTICA in a 2 minute bloody novice's battle.
BOLDTUSK luckily beat RAMSAY BOLTON in a 3 minute gory amateur's conflict.
SARTANA viciously subdued SEXY DRUNK LADY in a crowd boring 13 minute amateur's bout.
RIGARD killed BRAVE COMPANIONS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute amateur's brawl.
SCARLETT was luckily beaten by INNOCENT in a exciting 3 minute brutal novice's bout.
HEIMDALL beat COBRA COMMANDER in a 3 minute bloody amateur's fight.
TYR was butchered by COPPERHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ARES won victory over GOIN' 4 A WALK in a 2 minute novice's match.
RANVIR easily killed SPANKY in a 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
WILBUR defeated LEATHERFACE in a 3 minute novice's match.
NOT DEAD YET defeated ALPHA CENTAURI in a 2 minute novice's duel.
I'M GETTING BETTER was assassinated by TRANSFUSION in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
DON'T BE A BABY demolished DINKY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
I FEEL HAPPY vanquished BALDYR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HE'S VERY ILL was easily killed by BRYNHILD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SAYS HE'S NOT DEAD viciously subdued JERMAJESTY in a 1 minute gory novice's bout.
STONE DEAD SOON vanquished MICHAEL MYERS in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
JUST RESTING narrowly defeated WORK PHONE! in a tiresome 10 minute novice's fight.
NOT FOOLING ANYONE was savagely defeated by 7 in a 2 minute brutal beginner's bout.
LAGERTHA delivered the death blow upon DRUNK BACHELOR in a 2 minute novice's duel.
EINHERJAR was subdued by EEKY in a 5 minute amateur's match.
SEIGRUM was savagely defeated by GENTLEBEN GIBLETS in a 2 minute brutal novice's fray.
REVNA savagely defeated 4 in a 2 minute gruesome novice's conflict.
VIGGO was luckily beaten by IRON SHIELDS in a popular 3 minute bloody beginner's bout.
RAEDWULF was subdued by ARCTURUS in a 1 minute beginner's competition.
TYR overpowered BOB 3 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
REYNIR was vanquished by PURAH in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
POCKET ROCKETS was demolished by ARTISTE D'COR in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
DARTH VADER bested SOUND GUY in a 5 minute gruesome amateur's match.
LUKE SKYWALKER was handily defeated by SALTERELLO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BACHELOR'S HAND was savagely defeated by REAMED ROOKIE in a 3 minute novice's battle.
KING KONG was executed by BOB 1 in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JACK DANIELS was luckily beaten by DU MONDE in a 3 minute beginner's competition.
CALAMITY JANE was demolished by STINKY in a 2 minute mismatched match.
KING CRAB executed VEGA in a 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
RIN TIN TIN luckily killed 2 in a 2 minute bloody amateur's conflict.
SECOND SONS killed CASU DU QUAGGHIU in a exciting 5 minute novice's struggle.
STORMBREAKERS bested 9 in a 2 minute amateur's fight.
STORMCROWS was savagely slain by BASHUR BRISKET in a 2 minute amateur's battle.
JOLLY FELLOWS was defeated by BLINKY in a 3 minute gory amateur's duel.
MAIDEN'S MEN savagely defeated ANGRY PEDESTRIAN in a 1 minute bloody amateur's brawl.
GALLANT MEN executed BOB 4 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GOLDEN COMPANY slimly won victory over DRY RUB NOBLE in a 7 minute amateur's match.
FORMAGGIO PUNTO handily defeated MAUVE WOLF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CASU PUNTU was assassinated by PIUS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SCASU MARTZU murdered LE GLADIATEUR in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
FURMAL NIS was assassinated by GADRIEL in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
GORGONZOLA GRILLI was savagely defeated by BOB 10 in a 9 minute beginner's battle.
MAGGOT CHEESE was savagely defeated by CHRIS KELLER in a 19 minute novice's contest.
BROSS CH'A MARCIA overpowered BENEDICT in a tiring 2 minute one-sided match.
MARCETTO FRACECHE defeated BARONESS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute novice's fight.
JEAN LAFITTE was viciously butchered by BOIL in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
BENJAMIN HICKS was demolished by AT THE STARS in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
RENATO BELUCHE was luckily beaten by BLUE IVY CARTER in a 3 minute novice's fight.
DOMINIQUE YOUX put to death GREGORY in a 6 minute amateur's match.
DOMINIQUE CARRIERE unbelievably bested COLLARD CONSORTIUM in a 3 minute match.
LOUIS CARRIERE killed SPATTER in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
P.A.C. BOURDA was put to death by SAINT WEST in a 4 minute beginner's conflict.
LOUIS-MICHEL AURY devastated ALONZO HARRIS in a 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
JEAN-BAPTISTE BEREAU narrowly killed 6 in a 4 minute gory beginner's fight.
BUFFALO BILL savagely defeated ROSEALIA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute novice's fray.
FRANCIS DOLARHYDE demolished 3 in a 1 minute gruesome uneven bout.
ALEX DELARGE was savagely defeated by FIRE STICK in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
THE CARVER executed STORM SHADOW in a 1 minute bloody one-sided competition.
ACHERNAR was demolished by URIEL in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
BETELGEUSE handily defeated MISUNDERSTOOD in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
PROCYON executed CLASIC MOVE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RIGEL won victory over DESTRO in a exciting 4 minute amateur's fight.
SIRIUS lost to PORCELAIN in a 1 minute beginner's contest.
HOWLIN' POTATO SALAD was overpowered by HEMOSTASIS in a 3 minute mismatched duel.
RIB TIP TALON savagely defeated PLASMA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute amateur's fight.
MAC N VLAD unbelievably bested ITHURIEL in a 2 minute gruesome amateur's bout.
DESTITUTE PORK was vanquished by MICHAEL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
ONE ARMED GOBBLER was savagely defeated by LEO in a 4 minute gruesome novice's duel.
LICK THE SAUCE was viciously subdued by SPORT in a 3 minute novice's fray.
SHATTERED DREAMS was subdued by 8 in a 1 minute amateur's battle.
RUBBISH OFF killed PINKY in a 3 minute bloody beginner's contest.
SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP was defeated by BOB 7 in a 2 minute novice's fight.
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT savagely defeated BOB 5 in a 2 minute brutal amateur's bout.
MARTEAU D'AMOUR easily killed IN THE BLOOD in a 1 minute uneven competition.
PUISSANT was viciously butchered by SERPENTOR in a 4 minute novice's melee.
FEMME LANCE was savagely defeated by TREMBLE in a 8 minute novice's duel.
ROUGAROU was butchered by MAJOR BLUDD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GUERRIERE was unbelievably slain by CELESTINE in a popular 3 minute amateur's duel.
OUTLANDO D'MORTE was savagely defeated by BOB 8 in a exciting 4 minute novice's duel.
FORTE D'BOUCLIER won victory over GOOD in a 2 minute beginner's contest.
LINE viciously butchered PIANO PLAYER in a 2 minute bloody novice's fight.
COLD slimly lost to STORMI in a tiresome 19 minute gruesome amateur's match.
OATH delivered the death blow upon ONE MORE MURDER in a 1 minute novice's brawl.
WALLFLOWER viciously butchered ANGRY LAWYER in a 2 minute gory novice's battle.
DESPERATELY WANTING demolished PURIEL in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
B.A.T. was viciously butchered by BOB 9 in a crowd pleasing 7 minute novice's match.
FIREFLY was demolished by TU SIMON AYER MORROW in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DR. MINDBENDER was demolished by 5 in a exciting 5 minute gory one-sided match.
URBAN was defeated by MASTEMA in a exciting 4 minute novice's fight.
ADRIAN viciously subdued FLIPPY in a exciting 2 minute bloody novice's battle.
CLEMENT was put to death by RADDIX in a 2 minute novice's fight.
ALEXANDER narrowly defeated BOB 6 in a popular 3 minute bloody beginner's bout.
1 killed ABADDON in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's fight.
10 was handily defeated by HOMELESS GUY in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
GABRIEL narrowly killed SMART BARTENDER in a 3 minute bloody novice's battle.
AZREAL overpowered DUCKY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute uneven fight.
EXA DARK SIDERAEL dispatched WINKY in a 3 minute novice's competition.
TICKET TAKER was unbelievably bested by TIPPY in a 3 minute gory novice's bout.
SPECK MELLENCAMP was viciously subdued by BOB 2 in a 2 minute beginner's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      23         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  10 -  4      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     23         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  10 -  4      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     23         AIMED BLOW        13 -  10 -  4      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 23         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  11 -  4      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 23         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  11 -  6      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  23         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  12 -  3      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    23         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  13 -  4      43  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  13 -  3      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   23         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  17 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   23         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  14 -  2      39  |

Turn   1 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        13 - 10     PARRY-STRIKE      11 - 12         4  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE       13 - 10     LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 13         4  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       13 - 10     WALL OF STEEL     10 - 13         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK   12 - 11     PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 - 14         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK   12 - 11                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK    12 - 11     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SCASU MARTZU 8586           1   0  1   12 CHEESE THAT WALKS 2 (975)
PARRY-LUNGE      GADRIEL 8781                1   0  1   12 JUDGEMENT? (993)
BASHING ATTACK   THE CARVER 8631             1   0  1   12 DERANGED 42 (979)
STRIKING ATTACK  RANVIR 7414                 1   0  1   11 HEROES 2020A (858)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PROCYON 8635                1   0  1   11 BRIGHT LIGHTS (980)
WALL OF STEEL    TRANSFUSION 8712            1   0  1   11 BLOOD GANG 723C (987)
SLASHING ATTACK  PIUS 8746                   1   0  1   11 SMOKE BRINGERS (991)
PARRY-STRIKE     SERPENTOR 8728              1   0  1    9 COBRA (989)
TOTAL PARRY      BOB 9 8822                  1   0  1    9 TEMERE NOMEN (997)
AIMED BLOW       SECOND SONS 8563            1   0  1    9 SELLSWORDS (973)

The overall popularity leader is DESTRO 8730.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DESTRO 8730.  The ten other most popular fighters were ELVIS PRESLEY 8559, CASU DU 
QUAGGHIU 8583, URBAN 8743, CAPELLA 8637, BARONESS 8725, P.A.C. BOURDA 8599, 5 8757, 
JAY ZEAMER 6075, SCARLETT 7410, and BUFFALO BILL 8625.

The least popular fighter this week was CHRIS KELLER 8623.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were STORMI 8787, MAGGOT CHEESE 8589, COLD 8707, JUST RESTING 8380, 
TYPE 8711, TRUMAN OLSON 6079, SEXY DRUNK LADY 8797, BENEDICT 8748, SARTANA 7408, and 
ONE ARMED GOBBLER 8660.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXVII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 1155 (145-122-10)   5  3  0         GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME   
HAM BURGLAR 1620 (154-102-6)           0  5  0         DUNGEON CELL         

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EVIL ELMO 1222 (132-79-4)              8  3  0         TWISTED SESAME       

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DESOLATION 1527 (58-77-5)              4  3  0         TEAM CARNAGE 2       

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PATRICK BATEMAN 4366 (88-66-5)         8  3  0         DERANGED 26          
ALBERT SPICA 7132 (56-36-3)            7  3  0         DERANGED 37          
FATHER TIME 7420 (36-31-4)             4  3  0         HEROES 2020B         
ALMOND FISHER 2846 (131-87-4)          2  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR 4     
BIG SLICK 8226 (36-18-6)               2  3  0         DEAD MANS HAND S21.1 
SUIM 6606 (16-12-4)                    1  3  0         TCODES               

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SEA URCHIN 7099 (56-48-5)              5  3  1         FREEDOM FORCE        
IWC 8096 (26-16-3)                     3  3  0         GOOD TIMERS          
THE WEREWOLF 8041 (23-30-3)            2  3  0         MONSTERS 2           
YES-MAN 8277 (17-10-3)                 2  3  0         SILVREHAWKS          

FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GRAPE APE 7386 (9-11-5)                0  3  0         FRUITILICIOUS        

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