DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

	Date   : 01/13/2024    Duedate: 04/04/2024

	OLD VALAMANTIS ARENA

	DM-96    TURN-1

	The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 46 (940)    7   3  5 70.0   1/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 46 (940)   7  3 5
 2/ 0 SAY UNCLE! (942)           6   4  3 60.0   2/ 0 SAY UNCLE! (942)          6  4 3
 3/ 0 OLD WHEELS (951)           5   5  3 50.0   3/ 0 OLD WHEELS (951)          5  5 3
 4/ 0 FINAL FRONTIER 2 (933)     5   5  3 50.0   4/ 0 FINAL FRONTIER 2 (933)    5  5 3
 5/ 0 PLANESWALKERS (935)        5   5  3 50.0   5/ 0 PLANESWALKERS (935)       5  5 3
 6/ 0 ERRATA IN CHAINS (859)     5   5  3 50.0   6/ 0 ERRATA IN CHAINS (859)    5  5 3
 7/ 0 TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (929)   5   5  2 50.0   7/ 0 TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (929)  5  5 2
 8/ 0 BARBIE DOES TEMPE (934)    5   5  2 50.0   8/ 0 BARBIE DOES TEMPE (934)   5  5 2
 9/ 0 MONSTERS '23D (905)        6   4  1 60.0   9/ 0 MONSTERS '23D (905)       6  4 1
10/ 0 OBJECTIONS (924)           6   4  1 60.0  10/ 0 OBJECTIONS (924)          6  4 1
11/ 0 ROOTS ROCKERS 2 (950)      6   4  1 60.0  11/ 0 ROOTS ROCKERS 2 (950)     6  4 1
12/ 0 VULGAR UNICORN (923)       5   5  1 50.0  12/ 0 VULGAR UNICORN (923)      5  5 1
13/ 0 BASH BROS BLOODGAM (952)   4   6  1 40.0  13/ 0 BASH BROS BLOODGAM (952)  4  6 1
14/ 0 CORA-2024 (947)            3   7  1 30.0  14/ 0 CORA-2024 (947)           3  7 1
15/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES BG (953)   4   6  0 40.0  15/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES BG (953)  4  6 0
16/ 0 ANCIENTS 2 (945)           4   6  0 40.0  16/ 0 ANCIENTS 2 (945)          4  6 0
17/ 0 SANRIO PUROLAND (948)      4   6  0 40.0  17/ 0 SANRIO PUROLAND (948)     4  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in OLD VALAMANTIS this turn, and 
let's start with a look at some of the teams.  Take note that MEDAL OF HONOR 46 has 
lost its top team spot, having missed the turn.  Where are you boys?  On their very 
first turn, MEDAL OF HONOR 46 had a 7-3-5, and with this kind of luck or skill, 
should do well.  Welcome to OLD VALAMANTIS.  And let's see, DESMOND DEKKER fought 
MA'AT and gained 12 points and contributed to ROOTS ROCKERS 2's 6-4-1.  By the way, 
was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Warty 
Toad?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or 
hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     I like this place, OLD VALAMANTIS, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet 
again, keep your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in OLD 
VALAMANTIS again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DESMOND DEKKER 8402           1   0  1    12       ROOTS ROCKERS 2 (950)
 IT 7946                       1   0  1    11       MONSTERS '23D (905)
 ENTERPRISE 8231               1   0  1    11       FINAL FRONTIER 2 (933)
 JAMES REECE 8304              1   0  1    11       MEDAL OF HONOR 46 (940)
 JACE 8252                     1   0  1    11       PLANESWALKERS (935)
 ROSITA 8374                   1   0  1    11       CORA-2024 (947)
 UNCLE JESSIE 8317             1   0  1    11       SAY UNCLE! (942)
 BIG AGNES 8237                1   0  1    11       BARBIE DOES TEMPE (934)
 JUNKHEAD 7489                 1   0  1    11       ERRATA IN CHAINS (859)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELSPETH 8248                  1   0  1     9       PLANESWALKERS (935)
 WOULD? 7492                   1   0  1     7       ERRATA IN CHAINS (859)
 THOMAS H. HANDY 8126          1   0  1     7       VULGAR UNICORN (923)
 SAMBA SANDS SLICER 8193       1   0  1     7       TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (929)
 AUBURN 8415                   1   0  1     7       OLD WHEELS (951)
 ACTION FIGURE 8241            1   0  1     7       BARBIE DOES TEMPE (934)
 MIKE COLALILLO 8297           1   0  1     7       MEDAL OF HONOR 46 (940)
 ISLAND TEMPEST 8186           1   0  1     7       TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (929)
 THE ROOSTER 7485              1   0  1     7       ERRATA IN CHAINS (859)
 OLDSMOBILE 8406               1   0  1     7       OLD WHEELS (951)
 OVERULED 8144                 1   0  1     6       OBJECTIONS (924)
 UNCLE REMUS 8320              1   0  1     6       SAY UNCLE! (942)
 MEANINGLESS 8418              1   0  1     6       BASH BROS BLOODGAMES (952)
 SYLVESTER ANTOLAK 8296        1   0  1     6       MEDAL OF HONOR 46 (940)
 GALACTICA 8229                1   0  1     6       FINAL FRONTIER 2 (933)
 CORD 8414                     1   0  1     6       OLD WHEELS (951)
 UNCLE JED 8322                1   0  1     6       SAY UNCLE! (942)
 KARN 8254                     1   0  1     6       PLANESWALKERS (935)
 SERENITY 8235                 1   0  1     6       FINAL FRONTIER 2 (933)
 FORREST VOSLER 8298           1   0  1     6       MEDAL OF HONOR 46 (940)
 TRUMAN OLSON 8299             1   0  1     5       MEDAL OF HONOR 46 (940)
 MAI TAI TITAN 8194            1   0  0    11       TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (929)
 ROBBIE SHAKESPEAR 8403        1   0  0    11       ROOTS ROCKERS 2 (950)
 GEORGE WAHLEN 8303            1   0  0    11       MEDAL OF HONOR 46 (940)
 MOTION TO STRIKE 8136         1   0  0    11       OBJECTIONS (924)
 UNCLE RICO 8323               1   0  0    11       SAY UNCLE! (942)
 RAS MICHAEL 8401              1   0  0    11       ROOTS ROCKERS 2 (950)
 EHT TORNADO 8132              1   0  0    11       VULGAR UNICORN (923)
 TRASH 8417                    1   0  0    10       BASH BROS BLOODGAMES (952)
 AUGUSTUS PABLO 8398           1   0  0    10       ROOTS ROCKERS 2 (950)
 LACKS FOUNDATION 8143         1   0  0    10       OBJECTIONS (924)
 BORING 8416                   1   0  0    10       BASH BROS BLOODGAMES (952)
 OPTIONALCOMPLETENESS 8139     1   0  0    10       OBJECTIONS (924)
 PEKKLE 8385                   1   0  0    10       SANRIO PUROLAND (948)
 VIBRO CHOLERA 8429            1   0  0    10       SUPERIOR FORCES BGX1 (953)
 CYPB 8127                     1   0  0    10       VULGAR UNICORN (923)
 HEARSAY 8140                  1   0  0    10       OBJECTIONS (924)
 KING OF KENTUCKY 8131         1   0  0    10       VULGAR UNICORN (923)
 RAGGEDY ANNE 8245             1   0  0    10       BARBIE DOES TEMPE (934)
 REAPER 8232                   1   0  0    10       FINAL FRONTIER 2 (933)
 BRUNDLEFLY 7947               1   0  0    10       MONSTERS '23D (905)
 BAMBOO BRAWLER 8187           1   0  0    10       TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (929)
 E.COLI 8426                   1   0  0    10       SUPERIOR FORCES BGX1 (953)
 ARGUMENTATIVE 8137            1   0  0    10       OBJECTIONS (924)
 ISIS 8352                     1   0  0     8       ANCIENTS 2 (945)
 NARSET 8253                   1   0  0     8       PLANESWALKERS (935)
 GODZILLA 7954                 1   0  0     8       MONSTERS '23D (905)
 LEROY SIBBLES 8396            1   0  0     8       ROOTS ROCKERS 2 (950)
 NO EXCUSES 7486               1   0  0     6       ERRATA IN CHAINS (859)
 ALL DYO 8425                  1   0  0     6       BASH BROS BLOODGAMES (952)
 BIG BIRD 8370                 1   0  0     6       CORA-2024 (947)
 HORUS 8351                    1   0  0     6       ANCIENTS 2 (945)
 THOTH 8349                    1   0  0     6       ANCIENTS 2 (945)
 TUXEDO SAM 8380               1   0  0     6       SANRIO PUROLAND (948)
 THE WEREWOLF 7952             1   0  0     6       MONSTERS '23D (905)
 UNCLE SAM 8316                1   0  0     6       SAY UNCLE! (942)
 W.L. WELLER 8134              1   0  0     5       VULGAR UNICORN (923)
 UGIN 8255                     1   0  0     5       PLANESWALKERS (935)
 ENDUREANCE 8234               1   0  0     5       FINAL FRONTIER 2 (933)
 AGAIN 7493                    1   0  0     5       ERRATA IN CHAINS (859)
 CORVAIR 8409                  1   0  0     5       OLD WHEELS (951)
 VINYL VIXEN 8242              1   0  0     5       BARBIE DOES TEMPE (934)
 KUROMI 8376                   1   0  0     5       SANRIO PUROLAND (948)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PONTIAC 8407                  1   0  0     5       OLD WHEELS (951)
 DENNIS BROWN 8405             1   0  0     5       ROOTS ROCKERS 2 (950)
 XENOMORPH 7945                1   0  0     5       MONSTERS '23D (905)
 STAPHLOCOCUS 8432             1   0  0     5       SUPERIOR FORCES BGX1 (953)
 TELLY MONSTER 8375            1   0  0     5       CORA-2024 (947)
 COCO CABANA CRUSHER 8192      1   0  0     4       TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (929)
 THE BLOB 7951                 1   0  0     4       MONSTERS '23D (905)
 KLEBSIELLAL 8431              1   0  0     4       SUPERIOR FORCES BGX1 (953)
 COCIMYUN 8377                 1   0  0     3       SANRIO PUROLAND (948)
 BASTET 8346                   1   0  0     3       ANCIENTS 2 (945)
 EVERETT POPE 8300             1   0  0     3       MEDAL OF HONOR 46 (940)
 BOBBLEHEAD 8240               1   0  0     3       BARBIE DOES TEMPE (934)
 UNCLE TOM 8324                1   0  0     3       SAY UNCLE! (942)
 MAX ROMERO 8400               0   1  0     1       ROOTS ROCKERS 2 (950)
 DOLLED UP 8236                0   1  0     1       BARBIE DOES TEMPE (934)
 JAKE ALLEX 8301               0   1  0     1       MEDAL OF HONOR 46 (940)
 COUNT DRACULA 8369            0   1  0     1       CORA-2024 (947)
 MONKICHI 8382                 0   1  0     1       SANRIO PUROLAND (948)
 TARDIS 8228                   0   1  0     1       FINAL FRONTIER 2 (933)
 STUDEBAKER 8408               0   1  0     1       OLD WHEELS (951)
 SUSTAINED 8141                0   1  0     1       OBJECTIONS (924)
 KING KONG 7953                0   1  0     1       MONSTERS '23D (905)
 CELEBBRATION 8129             0   1  0     1       VULGAR UNICORN (923)
 GEORGE T. STAGG 8135          0   1  0     1       VULGAR UNICORN (923)
 TUBERCULOSIS 8435             0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES BGX1 (953)
 HATHOR 8347                   0   1  0     1       ANCIENTS 2 (945)
 GRABOID 7948                  0   1  0     1       MONSTERS '23D (905)
 HELLO KITTY 8383              0   1  0     1       SANRIO PUROLAND (948)
 TETANUS 8430                  0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES BGX1 (953)
 IRRELEVANT 8138               0   1  0     1       OBJECTIONS (924)
 ZOEY 8373                     0   1  0     1       CORA-2024 (947)
 WINSTON RODNEY 8399           0   1  0     1       ROOTS ROCKERS 2 (950)
 TEFERI 8251                   0   1  0     1       PLANESWALKERS (935)
 RA 8355                       0   1  0     1       ANCIENTS 2 (945)
 SALMONELLA 8428               0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES BGX1 (953)
 ASKD & ANSWERED 8145          0   1  0     1       OBJECTIONS (924)
 CLOSTRIDIUM B. 8427           0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES BGX1 (953)
 COOKIE MONSTER 8371           0   1  0     1       CORA-2024 (947)
 ABBY CADABY 8366              0   1  0     1       CORA-2024 (947)
 NUTSHELL 7494                 0   1  0     1       ERRATA IN CHAINS (859)
 RANDOM 8420                   0   1  0     1       BASH BROS BLOODGAMES (952)
 LOTTERY 8421                  0   1  0     1       BASH BROS BLOODGAMES (952)
 SYPHILIS 8433                 0   1  0     1       SUPERIOR FORCES BGX1 (953)
 ANUBIS 8350                   0   1  0     1       ANCIENTS 2 (945)
 PAPPY VAN WINKLE 8128         0   1  0     1       VULGAR UNICORN (923)
 JAY ZEAMER 8302               0   1  0     1       MEDAL OF HONOR 46 (940)
 LAGOON LACHADOR 8190          0   1  0     1       TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (929)
 JUNIOR MURVIN 8397            0   1  0     1       ROOTS ROCKERS 2 (950)
 ELMO 8368                     0   1  0     1       CORA-2024 (947)
 DIRT 7490                     0   1  0     1       ERRATA IN CHAINS (859)
 NONRESPONSIVE 8142            0   1  0     1       OBJECTIONS (924)
 OSIRIS 8353                   0   1  0     1       ANCIENTS 2 (945)
 INFINITY 8226                 0   1  0     1       FINAL FRONTIER 2 (933)
 ELYSIUM 8227                  0   1  0     1       FINAL FRONTIER 2 (933)
 HERRY MONSTER 8372            0   1  0     1       CORA-2024 (947)
 MANGO MARAUDER 8188           0   1  0     1       TROPICAL TERRORS 2 (929)
 SLY DUNBAR 8404               0   1  0     1       ROOTS ROCKERS 2 (950)
 ELMER T. LEE 8130             0   1  0     1       VULGAR UNICORN (923)
 BAD BADTZ-MARU 8378           0   1  0     1       SANRIO PUROLAND (948)
 MILLENNIUM 8233               0   1  0     1       FINAL FRONTIER 2 (933)
 ALLARD 8411                   0   1  0     1       OLD WHEELS (951)
 OKO 8250                      0   1  0     1       PLANESWALKERS (935)
 UNCLE CHARLIE 8321            0   1  0     1       SAY UNCLE! (942)

BLOODGAME WARRIORS             W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PACKARD 8410                  0   1  0     1       OLD WHEELS (951)
 UNCLE BUCK 8325               0   1  0     1       SAY UNCLE! (942)
 THE THING 7949                0   1  0     1       MONSTERS '23D (905)
 C.H.U.D. 7950                 0   1  0     1       MONSTERS '23D (905)
 LONG TERM DAMAGE 8424         0   1  0     1       BASH BROS BLOODGAMES (952)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MA'AT 8354              0  1 0 ANCIENTS 2 945       DESMOND DEKKER 8402     1   
SET 8348                0  1 0 ANCIENTS 2 945       BIG AGNES 8237          1   
ELECTRIC LOVE 8243      0  1 0 BARBIE DOES TEMP 934 SAMBA SANDS SLIC 8193   1   
INFLATOPHIBIA 8244      0  1 0 BARBIE DOES TEMP 934 JAMES REECE 8304        1   
KICKEN KEN 8239         0  1 0 BARBIE DOES TEMP 934 ROSITA 8374             1   
POCKET ROCKET 8238      0  1 0 BARBIE DOES TEMP 934 UNCLE JESSIE 8317       1   
O-P 8419                0  1 0 BASH BROS BLOODG 952 TRUMAN OLSON 8299       1   
UNBALANCING 8423        0  1 0 BASH BROS BLOODG 952 SYLVESTER ANTOLA 8296   1   
WASTEFUL 8422           0  1 0 BASH BROS BLOODG 952 SERENITY 8235           1   
GROVER 8367             0  1 0 CORA-2024 947        JUNKHEAD 7489           1   
ANGRY CHAIR 7491        0  1 0 ERRATA IN CHAINS 859 ELSPETH 8248            1   
SICKMAN 7488            0  1 0 ERRATA IN CHAINS 859 UNCLE REMUS 8320        1   
THEM BONES 7487         0  1 0 ERRATA IN CHAINS 859 IT 7946                 1   
HEIGHLINE 8230          0  1 0 FINAL FRONTIER 2 933 CORD 8414               1   
YSMAEL VILLEAS 8305     0  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 4 940 KARN 8254               1   
DETOMASO 8412           0  1 0 OLD WHEELS 951       THE ROOSTER 7485        1   
SIMCA 8413              0  1 0 OLD WHEELS 951       ACTION FIGURE 8241      1   
CHANDRA 8249            0  1 0 PLANESWALKERS 935    OLDSMOBILE 8406         1   
LILIANA 8246            0  1 0 PLANESWALKERS 935    GALACTICA 8229          1   
NISSA 8247              0  1 0 PLANESWALKERS 935    THOMAS H. HANDY 8126    1   
ICHIGOMAN 8381          0  1 0 SANRIO PUROLAND 948  MEANINGLESS 8418        1   
ROMINA 8379             0  1 0 SANRIO PUROLAND 948  JACE 8252               1   
USAHANNA 8384           0  1 0 SANRIO PUROLAND 948  OVERULED 8144           1   
UNCLE FESTER 8318       0  1 0 SAY UNCLE! 942       AUBURN 8415             1   
UNCLE SCROOGE 8319      0  1 0 SAY UNCLE! 942       ENTERPRISE 8231         1   
STREPTOCOCCUS 8434      0  1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES  953 MIKE COLALILLO 8297     1   
PINEAPPLE PUNISH 8195   0  1 0 TROPICAL TERRORS 929 UNCLE JED 8322          1   
SERF SERPENT 8189       0  1 0 TROPICAL TERRORS 929 FORREST VOSLER 8298     1   
SUNSET SABOTEUR 8191    0  1 0 TROPICAL TERRORS 929 WOULD? 7492             1   
DOUBLE EAGLE 8133       0  1 0 VULGAR UNICORN 923   ISLAND TEMPEST 8186     1   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE ROOSTER unbelievably slew DETOMASO in a 3 minute gruesome amateur's fight.
NO EXCUSES savagely defeated ANUBIS in a 3 minute gory novice's melee.
THEM BONES was slaughtered by IT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SICKMAN was slain by UNCLE REMUS in a 2 minute bloody novice's fight.
JUNKHEAD butchered GROVER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DIRT was devastated by TRASH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ANGRY CHAIR was put to death by ELSPETH in a action packed 4 minute beginner's fight.
WOULD? dispatched SUNSET SABOTEUR in a 4 minute beginner's duel.
AGAIN savagely defeated KING KONG in a popular 8 minute gory beginner's duel.
NUTSHELL was overpowered by AUGUSTUS PABLO in a 1 minute gory one-sided melee.
XENOMORPH subdued CELEBBRATION in a 3 minute amateur's match.
BRUNDLEFLY handily defeated MANGO MARAUDER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GRABOID was demolished by VIBRO CHOLERA in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
THE THING was viciously subdued by BASTET in a 19 minute novice's conflict.
C.H.U.D. was viciously subdued by BOBBLEHEAD in a tiresome 18 minute beginner's duel.
THE BLOB outwaited PACKARD in a tiresome 9 minute novice's brawl.
THE WEREWOLF luckily beat HATHOR in a 2 minute brutal novice's bout.
GODZILLA luckily beat MAX ROMERO in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory amateur's conflict.
THOMAS H. HANDY slew NISSA in a popular 3 minute gruesome novice's duel.
CYPB vanquished ABBY CADABY in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
PAPPY VAN WINKLE was overpowered by HEARSAY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ELMER T. LEE was defeated by PONTIAC in a 1 minute novice's duel.
KING OF KENTUCKY overpowered JAY ZEAMER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
EHT TORNADO overpowered CLOSTRIDIUM B. in a 2 minute brutal uneven match.
DOUBLE EAGLE was unbelievably slain by ISLAND TEMPEST in a 3 minute novice's fray.
W.L. WELLER slimly won victory over COUNT DRACULA in a popular 5 minute novice's duel.
GEORGE T. STAGG was narrowly defeated by DENNIS BROWN in a 3 minute beginner's duel.
MOTION TO STRIKE overpowered ELYSIUM in a 2 minute one-sided match.
ARGUMENTATIVE overpowered MILLENNIUM in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
IRRELEVANT was beaten by CORVAIR in a 2 minute novice's fray.
OPTIONALCOMPLETENESS devastated BAD BADTZ-MARU in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SUSTAINED slimly lost to LEROY SIBBLES in a crowd pleasing 7 minute novice's battle.
NONRESPONSIVE was handily defeated by E.COLI in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
LACKS FOUNDATION demolished INFINITY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
OVERULED unbelievably slew USAHANNA in a 2 minute gruesome novice's bout.
ASKD & ANSWERED was beaten by ENDUREANCE in a 2 minute novice's competition.
BAMBOO BRAWLER handily defeated COOKIE MONSTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SERF SERPENT was savagely slain by FORREST VOSLER in a 8 minute beginner's battle.
LAGOON LACHADOR was demolished by BORING in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
COCO CABANA CRUSHER viciously subdued ALLARD in a 9 minute brutal amateur's fight.
SAMBA SANDS SLICER viciously butchered ELECTRIC LOVE in a 1 minute amateur's melee.
MAI TAI TITAN overpowered LOTTERY in a 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
PINEAPPLE PUNISHER was viciously butchered by UNCLE JED in a 9 minute novice's bout.
TARDIS was defeated by TUXEDO SAM in a exciting 4 minute beginner's competition.
GALACTICA put to death LILIANA in a 2 minute novice's bout.
HEIGHLINE was killed by CORD in a 3 minute novice's fight.
ENTERPRISE easily killed UNCLE SCROOGE in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
REAPER overpowered OSIRIS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SERENITY killed WASTEFUL in a 2 minute novice's brawl.
DOLLED UP was bested by STAPHLOCOCUS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute novice's match.
BIG AGNES executed SET in a 1 minute uneven bout.
POCKET ROCKET was butchered by UNCLE JESSIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KICKEN KEN was butchered by ROSITA in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ACTION FIGURE killed SIMCA in a action packed 4 minute novice's match.
VINYL VIXEN luckily beat STUDEBAKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute novice's conflict.
INFLATOPHIBIA was butchered by JAMES REECE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RAGGEDY ANNE devastated SYPHILIS in a 1 minute uneven match.
CHANDRA was barely slain by OLDSMOBILE in a popular 5 minute gory novice's bout.
OKO was viciously subdued by COCIMYUN in a monotonous 9 minute brutal novice's duel.
TEFERI was vanquished by PEKKLE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
JACE murdered ROMINA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
NARSET savagely defeated ZOEY in a popular 3 minute gory novice's match.
KARN slew YSMAEL VILLEAS in a action packed 4 minute amateur's fight.
UGIN unbelievably bested MONKICHI in a exciting 3 minute brutal amateur's match.
SYLVESTER ANTOLAK dispatched UNBALANCING in a 3 minute novice's brawl.
MIKE COLALILLO narrowly killed STREPTOCOCCUS in a 7 minute beginner's fight.
TRUMAN OLSON viciously butchered O-P in a crowd boring 9 minute gory novice's melee.
EVERETT POPE savagely defeated UNCLE BUCK in a dull 14 minute novice's conflict.
JAKE ALLEX was unbelievably bested by ALL DYO in a 7 minute novice's match.
GEORGE WAHLEN devastated HERRY MONSTER in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
UNCLE SAM unbelievably bested HELLO KITTY in a 2 minute gruesome novice's fight.
UNCLE FESTER was narrowly killed by AUBURN in a exciting 3 minute novice's contest.
UNCLE CHARLIE was viciously subdued by KLEBSIELLAL in a 12 minute novice's duel.
UNCLE RICO overpowered SLY DUNBAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
UNCLE TOM outwaited LONG TERM DAMAGE in a monotonous 22 minute amateur's battle.
THOTH narrowly defeated TUBERCULOSIS in a 2 minute bloody novice's fight.
HORUS viciously subdued ELMO in a 2 minute brutal novice's fight.
ISIS savagely defeated SALMONELLA in a popular 5 minute bloody beginner's battle.
MA'AT was executed by DESMOND DEKKER in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched duel.
RA was overpowered by ROBBIE SHAKESPEAR in a 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
BIG BIRD savagely defeated TETANUS in a 2 minute brutal amateur's competition.
TELLY MONSTER won victory over JUNIOR MURVIN in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
KUROMI won victory over WINSTON RODNEY in a 1 minute beginner's melee.
ICHIGOMAN was put to death by MEANINGLESS in a 1 minute novice's match.
RAS MICHAEL vanquished RANDOM in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      17         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   4 -  4      76  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         AIMED BLOW        13 -   4 -  5      76  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     17         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   7 -  4      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  17         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   8 -  3      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   17         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   8 -  4      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    17         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  10 -  2      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 17         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  10 -  2      41  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 17         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  10 -  3      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   17         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  12 -  1      29  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  12 -  2      29  |

Turn   1 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        13 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       7 - 10         3  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       13 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    7 - 10         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  7     STRIKING ATTACK    7 - 10         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     9 -  8     PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 - 12         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  8     LUNGING ATTACK     5 - 12         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DESMOND DEKKER 8402         1   0  1   12 ROOTS ROCKERS 2 (950)
STRIKING ATTACK  IT 7946                     1   0  1   11 MONSTERS '23D (905)
SLASHING ATTACK  ENTERPRISE 8231             1   0  1   11 FINAL FRONTIER 2 (933)
BASHING ATTACK   JAMES REECE 8304            1   0  1   11 MEDAL OF HONOR 46 (940)
PARRY-LUNGE      BIG AGNES 8237              1   0  1   11 BARBIE DOES TEMPE (934)
LUNGING ATTACK   ELSPETH 8248                1   0  1    9 PLANESWALKERS (935)
PARRY-STRIKE     WOULD? 7492                 1   0  1    7 ERRATA IN CHAINS (859)
AIMED BLOW       THOMAS H. HANDY 8126        1   0  1    7 VULGAR UNICORN (923)
WALL OF STEEL    AUBURN 8415                 1   0  1    7 OLD WHEELS (951)
TOTAL PARRY      CORD 8414                   1   0  1    6 OLD WHEELS (951)

The overall popularity leader is MAX ROMERO 8400.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MAX ROMERO 8400.  The ten other most popular fighters were SERF SERPENT 8189, 
DOLLED UP 8236, STREPTOCOCCUS 8434, SIMCA 8413, NARSET 8253, ISIS 8352, COUNT DRACULA 
8369, JAKE ALLEX 8301, YSMAEL VILLEAS 8305, and MONKICHI 8382.

The least popular fighter this week was UNCLE TOM 8324.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LONG TERM DAMAGE 8424, BOBBLEHEAD 8240, C.H.U.D. 7950, THE THING 7949, 
UNCLE BUCK 8325, EVERETT POPE 8300, BASTET 8346, COCIMYUN 8377, PACKARD 8410, and 
UNCLE CHARLIE 8321.

                 MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXVIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MIFFED SANDY 3444 (115-67-3)           4  3  0         BLOOD ON THE SAND 3  

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THREE BLIND WEISS 2961 (79-49-6)       5  3  0         BOOMERISMS           
CEER 1537 (41-61-4)                    1  4  0         THE BLOODGUARD 2     
MAXIMILLIAN 5272 (126-73-7)            0  5  0         KILLER MACHINES F2   

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
'''5'''' 5960 (105-80-4)               8  3  0         PAYBACK              

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CURDLE 5748 (92-88-3)                  7  3  0         BLOOD GANG 117F      
LOVAL 7005 (55-49-3)                   2  3  0         ERRATA 20            
BABE 6920 (54-51-4)                    1  3  0         SOULTAKER'S LEGACY   
LOEFFLER 7348 (33-34-4)                1  3  0         BANANA REPUBLICANS   

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HOWLIN' BAKED BEANS 5997 (36-27-4)     6  3  0         ARCANE BBQ 2017      
BANANA MINT 7240 (23-34-4)             2  3  0         EVIL MUFFINS B2      
HOMINY 6775 (16-19-4)                  0  3  0         CORN DOGS            

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