DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/18/2025 Duedate: 01/31/2025
OLD VALAMANTIS ARENA
DM 96 TURN 1
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*SOUTH PARK CRIPS (971) 7 3 4 70.0 1/ 0*SOUTH PARK CRIPS (971) 7 3 4
2/ 0*HIGH CALIBER DEUX (987) 6 4 4 60.0 2/ 0*HIGH CALIBER DEUX (987) 6 4 4
3/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR 50 (983) 8 2 3 80.0 3/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR 50 (983) 8 2 3
4/ 0*FREIDS BEHIND BARS (956) 7 3 3 70.0 4/ 0*FREIDS BEHIND BARS (956) 7 3 3
5/ 0*KINGS OF CELTIC (960) 5 5 3 50.0 5/ 0*KINGS OF CELTIC (960) 5 5 3
6/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD 8 (972) 5 5 3 50.0 6/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD 8 (972) 5 5 3
7/ 0*BLOODMOON ORCS (978) 3 7 3 30.0 7/ 0*BLOODMOON ORCS (978) 3 7 3
8/ 0*ETERNIA (962) 7 3 2 70.0 8/ 0*ETERNIA (962) 7 3 2
9/ 0*BUZZ KILLERS! (980) 6 4 2 60.0 9/ 0*BUZZ KILLERS! (980) 6 4 2
10/ 0*ALL THE BENDERS (955) 6 4 2 60.0 10/ 0*ALL THE BENDERS (955) 6 4 2
11/ 0*INDIAN DELIGHT (992) 5 5 2 50.0 11/ 0*INDIAN DELIGHT (992) 5 5 2
12/ 0*NOTORIOUS 3 (965) 5 5 2 50.0 12/ 0*NOTORIOUS 3 (965) 5 5 2
13/ 0*MONSTER 25F5 (970) 5 5 2 50.0 13/ 0*MONSTER 25F5 (970) 5 5 2
14/ 0*INTO THE SWIM (250) 4 6 2 40.0 14/ 0*INTO THE SWIM (250) 4 6 2
15/ 0*THE CREW 3 FTF (977) 3 7 1 30.0 15/ 0*THE CREW 3 FTF (977) 3 7 1
16/ 0*MOVIE PUNS (958) 3 7 1 30.0 16/ 0*MOVIE PUNS (958) 3 7 1
17/ 0*MILITARY MINDS (991) 2 8 1 20.0 17/ 0*MILITARY MINDS (991) 2 8 1
18/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 250 (988) 3 7 0 30.0 18/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 250 (988) 3 7 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! SOUTH PARK CRIPS, in a display of the humbleness and generosity for
which they are known throughout OLD VALAMANTIS, missed the turn to give up Top Spot!
Like a new team fighting for the first time and entering the official rankings,
FREIDS BEHIND BARS got 7-3-3 to come in 4th. I doubt many are quaking in their
boots, but ETERNIA comes out of nowhere to get 7-3-2. What does the future hold?
Watch this space... The boys at SOUTH PARK CRIPS are walking tall, as they are
ranked 1st on their first try! Going for the Duelmaster soon? I doubt many are
quaking in their boots, but MEDAL OF HONOR 50 comes out of nowhere to get 8-2-3.
What does the future hold? Watch this space... Practice pays for PREDATOR, who
pummelled OGLETHORPE, to pocket 12 points. Word has it one team in OLD VALAMANTIS is
taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Ask not a
spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an
unconscious stupor.
Do not think spyreporting in OLD VALAMANTIS is the highlight of my life. Keep
those sands bloody and the buzzards fat! Can anything compare to the pleasure of
writing Spyreports for OLD VALAMANTIS? On that giddy note I take my leave--
Novgorodny Vir
W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VINDALOO 8824 1 0 1 12 INDIAN DELIGHT (992)
DOUBLE EAGLE 8463 1 0 1 12 FREIDS BEHIND BARS (956)
PREDATOR 8680 1 0 1 12 BLOODMOON ORCS (978)
W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PAUL MCKENZIE 8501 1 0 1 12 KINGS OF CELTIC (960)
THUNDERCLEESE 1318 1 0 1 12 INTO THE SWIM (250)
TOWELIE 8612 1 0 1 12 SOUTH PARK CRIPS (971)
BIG O 1312 1 0 1 11 INTO THE SWIM (250)
FROG'S BREATH 8703 1 0 1 11 BUZZ KILLERS! (980)
T. DUGGINS 8500 1 0 1 11 KINGS OF CELTIC (960)
45 LONG COLT 8772 1 0 1 11 HIGH CALIBER DEUX (987)
YSMAEL VILLEAS 8731 1 0 1 11 MEDAL OF HONOR 50 (983)
KING KONG 8599 1 0 1 11 MONSTER 25F5 (970)
FINNY MCCONNELL 8498 1 0 1 11 KINGS OF CELTIC (960)
378 WEATHERBY 8774 1 0 1 11 HIGH CALIBER DEUX (987)
YAMAKAZI 8457 1 0 1 11 FREIDS BEHIND BARS (956)
32 WINCHESTER 8773 1 0 1 11 HIGH CALIBER DEUX (987)
RAM MAN 8525 1 0 1 11 ETERNIA (962)
AIR BENDER 8496 1 0 1 11 ALL THE BENDERS (955)
A STAR IS PORN 8481 1 0 1 11 MOVIE PUNS (958)
JAMES REECE 8733 1 0 1 11 MEDAL OF HONOR 50 (983)
STAN 8616 1 0 1 9 SOUTH PARK CRIPS (971)
HANNIBAL 8547 1 0 1 7 NOTORIOUS 3 (965)
WHOOP & HOLLER 8461 1 0 1 7 FREIDS BEHIND BARS (956)
STABMOOR 8682 1 0 1 7 BLOODMOON ORCS (978)
STRATOS 8521 1 0 1 7 ETERNIA (962)
GODZILLA 8608 1 0 1 7 MONSTER 25F5 (970)
CHANNING SLAYTHUM 8676 1 0 1 7 THE CREW 3 FTF (977)
RECOIL 8626 1 0 1 6 SERPENTS HOLD 8 (972)
KHEER 8829 1 0 1 6 INDIAN DELIGHT (992)
MIKE COLALILLO 8734 1 0 1 6 MEDAL OF HONOR 50 (983)
MAN BEAR PIG 8609 1 0 1 6 SOUTH PARK CRIPS (971)
22 LR 8777 1 0 1 6 HIGH CALIBER DEUX (987)
WASHINGTON 8815 1 0 1 6 MILITARY MINDS (991)
SIDEWINDER 8628 1 0 1 6 SERPENTS HOLD 8 (972)
SCAR 8550 1 0 1 6 NOTORIOUS 3 (965)
TRASH PANDA 8701 1 0 1 6 BUZZ KILLERS! (980)
JIMMY 8614 1 0 1 5 SOUTH PARK CRIPS (971)
SCALES 8629 1 0 1 5 SERPENTS HOLD 8 (972)
STONEWALL 8688 1 0 1 5 BLOODMOON ORCS (978)
JAR BENDER 8455 1 0 1 4 ALL THE BENDERS (955)
CARTMAN 8617 1 0 0 11 SOUTH PARK CRIPS (971)
KORMA 8825 1 0 0 11 INDIAN DELIGHT (992)
GEORGE WAHLEN 8732 1 0 0 11 MEDAL OF HONOR 50 (983)
JAY ZEAMER 8739 1 0 0 11 MEDAL OF HONOR 50 (983)
MORNING QUICKIE 8702 1 0 0 11 BUZZ KILLERS! (980)
JAKE BURNS 8499 1 0 0 11 KINGS OF CELTIC (960)
NAAN 8827 1 0 0 10 INDIAN DELIGHT (992)
EHT TORNADO 8462 1 0 0 10 FREIDS BEHIND BARS (956)
TANGO & SLASH 8484 1 0 0 10 MOVIE PUNS (958)
SLITHER 8621 1 0 0 10 SERPENTS HOLD 8 (972)
SOLAR BENDER 8453 1 0 0 10 ALL THE BENDERS (955)
MISTER SLAVE 8611 1 0 0 10 SOUTH PARK CRIPS (971)
FIRE BENDER 8450 1 0 0 10 ALL THE BENDERS (955)
IGNIGNOKT 1317 1 0 0 8 INTO THE SWIM (250)
BHAJI 8826 1 0 0 8 INDIAN DELIGHT (992)
LIGHT BENDER 8452 1 0 0 8 ALL THE BENDERS (955)
ORANGE 8782 1 0 0 8 SUPERIOR FORCES 2501 (988)
SY-CLONE 8526 1 0 0 6 ETERNIA (962)
GRABOID 8598 1 0 0 6 MONSTER 25F5 (970)
MR HANKEY 8610 1 0 0 6 SOUTH PARK CRIPS (971)
ZODAC 8524 1 0 0 6 ETERNIA (962)
AGENT SMITH 8552 1 0 0 6 NOTORIOUS 3 (965)
PAPPY VAN WINKLE 8458 1 0 0 6 FREIDS BEHIND BARS (956)
OUTER DARKNESS 8700 1 0 0 6 BUZZ KILLERS! (980)
TOM HANGS 8672 1 0 0 6 THE CREW 3 FTF (977)
DAVE KING 8506 1 0 0 6 KINGS OF CELTIC (960)
W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARNIT WONKA! 8706 1 0 0 6 BUZZ KILLERS! (980)
HE-MAN 8523 1 0 0 6 ETERNIA (962)
FISTO 8517 1 0 0 6 ETERNIA (962)
FREDDY 8556 1 0 0 6 NOTORIOUS 3 (965)
SYLVESTER ANTOLAK 8730 1 0 0 6 MEDAL OF HONOR 50 (983)
FORREST VOSLER 8735 1 0 0 6 MEDAL OF HONOR 50 (983)
LYCHEE 8786 1 0 0 6 SUPERIOR FORCES 2501 (988)
TEELA 8519 1 0 0 6 ETERNIA (962)
22 ARC 8775 1 0 0 6 HIGH CALIBER DEUX (987)
GEORGE T. STAGG 8465 1 0 0 5 FREIDS BEHIND BARS (956)
MAMBA 8624 1 0 0 5 SERPENTS HOLD 8 (972)
MORGUE FREEMAN 8674 1 0 0 5 THE CREW 3 FTF (977)
ZAPP BRANNIGAN 1310 1 0 0 5 INTO THE SWIM (250)
ANTON 8554 1 0 0 5 NOTORIOUS 3 (965)
NEON BENDER 8446 1 0 0 5 ALL THE BENDERS (955)
APPLE 8780 1 0 0 5 SUPERIOR FORCES 2501 (988)
7.62 X 39 8778 1 0 0 5 HIGH CALIBER DEUX (987)
THE FLY 8605 1 0 0 5 MONSTER 25F5 (970)
W.L. WELLER 8464 1 0 0 5 FREIDS BEHIND BARS (956)
GRANT 8818 1 0 0 5 MILITARY MINDS (991)
TRUMAN OLSON 8736 1 0 0 5 MEDAL OF HONOR 50 (983)
HIGHLAND GROG 8704 1 0 0 5 BUZZ KILLERS! (980)
C.H.U.D. 8604 1 0 0 3 MONSTER 25F5 (970)
WARRIOR GAMES 8479 1 0 0 3 MOVIE PUNS (958)
DOCTOR STRIKE 8485 0 1 0 1 MOVIE PUNS (958)
ABRAMS 8817 0 1 0 1 MILITARY MINDS (991)
VENOM 8620 0 1 0 1 SERPENTS HOLD 8 (972)
TRAITOR JOE 8707 0 1 0 1 BUZZ KILLERS! (980)
SHERMAN 8816 0 1 0 1 MILITARY MINDS (991)
PETE HOLIDAI 8497 0 1 0 1 KINGS OF CELTIC (960)
SWING FEVER 8483 0 1 0 1 MOVIE PUNS (958)
XENOMORPH 8603 0 1 0 1 MONSTER 25F5 (970)
MUSIC BENDER 8451 0 1 0 1 ALL THE BENDERS (955)
ORKO 8520 0 1 0 1 ETERNIA (962)
MILLEY 8813 0 1 0 1 MILITARY MINDS (991)
SAURON 8551 0 1 0 1 NOTORIOUS 3 (965)
WATERMELON 8789 0 1 0 1 SUPERIOR FORCES 2501 (988)
BONECRACKER 8687 0 1 0 1 BLOODMOON ORCS (978)
CHRONIC 8709 0 1 0 1 BUZZ KILLERS! (980)
HANS 8549 0 1 0 1 NOTORIOUS 3 (965)
PINEAPPLE 8785 0 1 0 1 SUPERIOR FORCES 2501 (988)
WESTMORELAND 8814 0 1 0 1 MILITARY MINDS (991)
BANANA 8783 0 1 0 1 SUPERIOR FORCES 2501 (988)
PEAR 8781 0 1 0 1 SUPERIOR FORCES 2501 (988)
BENEDICT ARNOLD 8810 0 1 0 1 MILITARY MINDS (991)
JAKE ALLEX 8738 0 1 0 1 MEDAL OF HONOR 50 (983)
HUGH HACKMAN 8670 0 1 0 1 THE CREW 3 FTF (977)
VADER 8555 0 1 0 1 NOTORIOUS 3 (965)
CHEF 8613 0 1 0 1 SOUTH PARK CRIPS (971)
50 BMG 8771 0 1 0 1 HIGH CALIBER DEUX (987)
PANEER 8828 0 1 0 1 INDIAN DELIGHT (992)
SNOW DODGE 8482 0 1 0 1 MOVIE PUNS (958)
BRUISE WILLIS 8678 0 1 0 1 THE CREW 3 FTF (977)
THE WEREWOLF 8600 0 1 0 1 MONSTER 25F5 (970)
ZORAK 1316 0 1 0 1 INTO THE SWIM (250)
IT 8606 0 1 0 1 MONSTER 25F5 (970)
DUEL INTENTIONS 8476 0 1 0 1 MOVIE PUNS (958)
KILL SMITH 8673 0 1 0 1 THE CREW 3 FTF (977)
SAMOSA 8823 0 1 0 1 INDIAN DELIGHT (992)
T-1000 8548 0 1 0 1 NOTORIOUS 3 (965)
KYLE 8618 0 1 0 1 SOUTH PARK CRIPS (971)
THE THING 8602 0 1 0 1 MONSTER 25F5 (970)
GLEN QUAGMIRE 1319 0 1 0 1 INTO THE SWIM (250)
W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUTTERS 8615 0 1 0 1 SOUTH PARK CRIPS (971)
TRUTH BENDER 8454 0 1 0 1 ALL THE BENDERS (955)
CHANNA MASALA 8821 0 1 0 1 INDIAN DELIGHT (992)
TOMATO 8784 0 1 0 1 SUPERIOR FORCES 2501 (988)
MEKANECK 8522 0 1 0 1 ETERNIA (962)
THE BLOB 8601 0 1 0 1 MONSTER 25F5 (970)
KEANU REAVES 8679 0 1 0 1 THE CREW 3 FTF (977)
BIRYANI 8822 0 1 0 1 INDIAN DELIGHT (992)
BRAD SPLIT 8677 0 1 0 1 THE CREW 3 FTF (977)
EVERETT POPE 8737 0 1 0 1 MEDAL OF HONOR 50 (983)
MORNING REAPER 8705 0 1 0 1 BUZZ KILLERS! (980)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EARTH BENDER 8447 0 1 0 ALL THE BENDERS 955 BIG O 1312 1
WATER BENDER 8449 0 1 0 ALL THE BENDERS 955 PAUL MCKENZIE 8501 1
BLACKOUT 8686 0 1 0 BLOODMOON ORCS 978 32 WINCHESTER 8773 1
BLOODAXE 8689 0 1 0 BLOODMOON ORCS 978 RAM MAN 8525 1
HELLRAZOR 8685 0 1 0 BLOODMOON ORCS 978 378 WEATHERBY 8774 1
PILEDRIVER 8681 0 1 0 BLOODMOON ORCS 978 FROG'S BREATH 8703 1
SCAVENGER 8683 0 1 0 BLOODMOON ORCS 978 KHEER 8829 1
WORMSPINE 8684 0 1 0 BLOODMOON ORCS 978 YAMAKAZI 8457 1
REANIMATOR 8708 0 1 0 BUZZ KILLERS! 980 MAN BEAR PIG 8609 1
CLAMP CHAMP 8518 0 1 0 ETERNIA 962 YSMAEL VILLEAS 8731 1
ELMER T. LEE 8460 0 1 0 FREIDS BEHIND BA 956 A STAR IS PORN 8481 1
RARE CHARACTER 8459 0 1 0 FREIDS BEHIND BA 956 45 LONG COLT 8772 1
THOMAS H. HANDY 8456 0 1 0 FREIDS BEHIND BA 956 CHANNING SLAYTHU 8676 1
17 BEE 8776 0 1 0 HIGH CALIBER DEU 987 KING KONG 8599 1
22 LOUDENBOOMER 8779 0 1 0 HIGH CALIBER DEU 987 WHOOP & HOLLER 8461 1
338 LAPUA 8770 0 1 0 HIGH CALIBER DEU 987 GODZILLA 8608 1
PAKORA 8820 0 1 0 INDIAN DELIGHT 992 AIR BENDER 8496 1
COACH MCGUIRK 1315 0 1 0 INTO THE SWIM 250 JAR BENDER 8455 1
DR. QUINN 1314 0 1 0 INTO THE SWIM 250 STONEWALL 8688 1
OGLETHORPE 1311 0 1 0 INTO THE SWIM 250 PREDATOR 8680 1
REDUCTO 1313 0 1 0 INTO THE SWIM 250 SCALES 8629 1
ALEXANDER BARR 8505 0 1 0 KINGS OF CELTIC 960 THUNDERCLEESE 1318 1
FRANKIE MCLAUGHL 8503 0 1 0 KINGS OF CELTIC 960 HANNIBAL 8547 1
RONNIE DREW 8504 0 1 0 KINGS OF CELTIC 960 JIMMY 8614 1
SHANE MCGOWAN 8502 0 1 0 KINGS OF CELTIC 960 TRASH PANDA 8701 1
IKE 8812 0 1 0 MILITARY MINDS 991 TOWELIE 8612 1
LEE 8819 0 1 0 MILITARY MINDS 991 DOUBLE EAGLE 8463 1
PATTON 8811 0 1 0 MILITARY MINDS 991 JAMES REECE 8733 1
FIGHT HARD 8478 0 1 0 MOVIE PUNS 958 SCAR 8550 1
JUMPING IRON 8480 0 1 0 MOVIE PUNS 958 STRATOS 8521 1
PEARL WARRIOR 8477 0 1 0 MOVIE PUNS 958 22 LR 8777 1
JOKER 8553 0 1 0 NOTORIOUS 3 965 RECOIL 8626 1
CORAL 8623 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 8 972 VINDALOO 8824 1
SERPENTITO 8622 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 8 972 MIKE COLALILLO 8734 1
STING 8619 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 8 972 STABMOOR 8682 1
VIPER 8625 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 8 972 T. DUGGINS 8500 1
GRAPE 8788 0 1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 988 SIDEWINDER 8628 1
MANGO 8787 0 1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 988 FINNY MCCONNELL 8498 1
KURT TUSSLE 8671 0 1 0 THE CREW 3 FTF 977 WASHINGTON 8815 1
TOM BLADY 8675 0 1 0 THE CREW 3 FTF 977 STAN 8616 1
PERSONAL ADS
Welcome to the Bloodgames! Good luck getting out alive!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ZAPP BRANNIGAN bested PINEAPPLE in a 2 minute amateur's fight.
OGLETHORPE was slaughtered by PREDATOR in a 2 minute brutal uneven battle.
BIG O assassinated EARTH BENDER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
REDUCTO was viciously butchered by SCALES in a monotonous 8 minute novice's fight.
DR. QUINN was viciously butchered by STONEWALL in a 8 minute bloody novice's duel.
COACH MCGUIRK was savagely slain by JAR BENDER in a slow 13 minute amateur's brawl.
ZORAK lost to THE FLY in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
IGNIGNOKT viciously subdued BENEDICT ARNOLD in a 5 minute beginner's fight.
THUNDERCLEESE assassinated ALEXANDER BARR in a tiring 8 minute gory uneven match.
GLEN QUAGMIRE was savagely defeated by PAPPY VAN WINKLE in a 2 minute amateur's match.
NEON BENDER bested 50 BMG in a 2 minute novice's battle.
WATER BENDER was butchered by PAUL MCKENZIE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FIRE BENDER overpowered BIRYANI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MUSIC BENDER was bested by ANTON in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
LIGHT BENDER savagely defeated TOMATO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute amateur's brawl.
SOLAR BENDER overpowered BRAD SPLIT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TRUTH BENDER was savagely defeated by FREDDY in a 8 minute bloody novice's match.
THOMAS H. HANDY was viciously butchered by CHANNING SLAYTHUM in a 2 minute contest.
YAMAKAZI slaughtered WORMSPINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RARE CHARACTER was easily killed by 45 LONG COLT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ELMER T. LEE was butchered by A STAR IS PORN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WHOOP & HOLLER narrowly killed 22 LOUDENBOOMER in a 3 minute beginner's fight.
EHT TORNADO overpowered KYLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DOUBLE EAGLE assassinated LEE in a 3 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
W.L. WELLER savagely defeated SWING FEVER in a popular 5 minute beginner's duel.
GEORGE T. STAGG beat BONECRACKER in a 2 minute beginner's competition.
DUEL INTENTIONS was beaten by 7.62 X 39 in a 1 minute novice's fight.
PEARL WARRIOR was unbelievably slain by 22 LR in a exciting 3 minute novice's fray.
FIGHT HARD was savagely slain by SCAR in a exciting 6 minute brutal novice's fight.
WARRIOR GAMES savagely defeated MORNING REAPER in a unpopular 14 minute novice's fray.
JUMPING IRON was savagely slain by STRATOS in a 5 minute brutal novice's struggle.
SNOW DODGE was devastated by JAY ZEAMER in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
TANGO & SLASH demolished MEKANECK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DOCTOR STRIKE was luckily beaten by FORREST VOSLER in a 4 minute novice's duel.
AIR BENDER executed PAKORA in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
PETE HOLIDAI was overcome by APPLE in a popular 3 minute brutal novice's duel.
FINNY MCCONNELL slaughtered MANGO in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
JAKE BURNS demolished T-1000 in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
T. DUGGINS easily killed VIPER in a 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
SHANE MCGOWAN was viciously butchered by TRASH PANDA in a 8 minute amateur's melee.
FRANKIE MCLAUGHLIN was savagely slain by HANNIBAL in a 4 minute novice's battle.
RONNIE DREW was killed by JIMMY in a 4 minute gory beginner's bout.
DAVE KING viciously subdued BANANA in a 4 minute brutal novice's duel.
FISTO viciously subdued THE BLOB in a 3 minute brutal novice's bout.
CLAMP CHAMP was assassinated by YSMAEL VILLEAS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TEELA unbelievably bested SAMOSA in a 2 minute bloody novice's conflict.
ORKO was savagely defeated by ORANGE in a popular 5 minute bloody amateur's battle.
HE-MAN savagely defeated HUGH HACKMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's battle.
ZODAC savagely defeated BRUISE WILLIS in a 2 minute gory amateur's duel.
RAM MAN assassinated BLOODAXE in a 2 minute bloody mismatched brawl.
SY-CLONE narrowly defeated MILLEY in a 4 minute gruesome novice's match.
HANS was savagely defeated by BHAJI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute novice's conflict.
SAURON was unbelievably bested by LYCHEE in a 3 minute bloody novice's fight.
AGENT SMITH savagely defeated PEAR in a 3 minute gory beginner's duel.
JOKER was slain by RECOIL in a 4 minute gruesome novice's fight.
VADER lost to HIGHLAND GROG in a 1 minute novice's match.
GRABOID savagely defeated WATERMELON in a 3 minute gory novice's duel.
KING KONG butchered 17 BEE in a 2 minute uneven match.
THE WEREWOLF was viciously subdued by TOM HANGS in a 2 minute brutal novice's bout.
THE THING was overpowered by MORNING QUICKIE in a 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
XENOMORPH was viciously subdued by GRANT in a 9 minute brutal amateur's duel.
C.H.U.D. slimly won victory over EVERETT POPE in a 12 minute novice's match.
IT was demolished by NAAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GODZILLA barely slew 338 LAPUA in a 2 minute novice's melee.
MAN BEAR PIG put to death REANIMATOR in a 2 minute novice's melee.
MR HANKEY viciously subdued CHRONIC in a 3 minute bloody novice's fight.
MISTER SLAVE demolished SHERMAN in a action packed 3 minute mismatched fray.
TOWELIE murdered IKE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CHEF was beaten by MAMBA in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
BUTTERS was demolished by GEORGE WAHLEN in a 1 minute gory uneven fight.
STAN killed TOM BLADY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory novice's fray.
CARTMAN demolished KILL SMITH in a 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.
STING was killed by STABMOOR in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
VENOM was luckily beaten by TRUMAN OLSON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute novice's duel.
SLITHER demolished PANEER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SERPENTITO was savagely slain by MIKE COLALILLO in a 3 minute novice's fight.
CORAL was assassinated by VINDALOO in a 3 minute gory one-sided bout.
SIDEWINDER killed GRAPE in a 2 minute bloody novice's duel.
KURT TUSSLE was savagely slain by WASHINGTON in a dull 9 minute gory amateur's duel.
MORGUE FREEMAN unbelievably bested ABRAMS in a popular 4 minute novice's struggle.
KEANU REAVES was devastated by KORMA in a 2 minute gory uneven battle.
PILEDRIVER was butchered by FROG'S BREATH in a 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
SCAVENGER was put to death by KHEER in a 1 minute novice's match.
HELLRAZOR was slaughtered by 378 WEATHERBY in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
BLACKOUT was easily killed by 32 WINCHESTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
OUTER DARKNESS viciously subdued CHANNA MASALA in a 3 minute bloody novice's battle.
DARNIT WONKA! beat JAKE ALLEX in a 3 minute beginner's contest.
TRAITOR JOE was unbelievably bested by SYLVESTER ANTOLAK in a 4 minute novice's fight.
JAMES REECE executed PATTON in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
22 ARC unbelievably bested WESTMORELAND in a 3 minute beginner's competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 18 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 5 - 8 72 |
|AIMED BLOW 18 AIMED BLOW 11 - 7 - 4 61 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 18 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 8 - 3 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 18 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 8 - 5 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 18 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 8 - 7 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 18 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 9 - 3 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 18 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 10 - 4 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 18 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 11 - 2 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 18 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 12 - 2 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 18 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 12 - 2 33 |
Turn 1 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 13 - 5 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 10 4 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 11 - 7 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 11 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 8 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 12 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 12 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 10 - 8 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 9 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK VINDALOO 8824 1 0 1 12 INDIAN DELIGHT (992)
AIMED BLOW PREDATOR 8680 1 0 1 12 BLOODMOON ORCS (978)
PARRY-STRIKE PAUL MCKENZIE 8501 1 0 1 12 KINGS OF CELTIC (960)
TOTAL PARRY THUNDERCLEESE 1318 1 0 1 12 INTO THE SWIM (250)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK BIG O 1312 1 0 1 11 INTO THE SWIM (250)
SLASHING ATTACK FROG'S BREATH 8703 1 0 1 11 BUZZ KILLERS! (980)
BASHING ATTACK YAMAKAZI 8457 1 0 1 11 FREIDS BEHIND BARS (956)
PARRY-LUNGE STAN 8616 1 0 1 9 SOUTH PARK CRIPS (971)
PARRY-RIPOSTE STRATOS 8521 1 0 1 7 ETERNIA (962)
WALL OF STEEL KHEER 8829 1 0 1 6 INDIAN DELIGHT (992)
The overall popularity leader is IGNIGNOKT 1317. The most popular warrior this turn
was IGNIGNOKT 1317. The ten other most popular fighters were DOCTOR STRIKE 8485,
VENOM 8620, ABRAMS 8817, PETE HOLIDAI 8497, SHERMAN 8816, STAN 8616, TRAITOR JOE
8707, LIGHT BENDER 8452, SWING FEVER 8483, and PEARL WARRIOR 8477.
The least popular fighter this week was JAR BENDER 8455. The other ten least popular
fighters were COACH MCGUIRK 1315, MORNING REAPER 8705, WARRIOR GAMES 8479, EVERETT
POPE 8737, ALEXANDER BARR 8505, C.H.U.D. 8604, KURT TUSSLE 8671, SHANE MCGOWAN 8502,
STONEWALL 8688, and SCALES 8629.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXX
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MIFFED SANDY 3444 (115-68-3) 8 3 0 BLOOD ON THE SAND 3
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MAXIMILLIAN 5272 (140-80-7) 6 3 0 KILLER MACHINES F2
THREE BLIND WEISS 2961 (79-49-6) 4 3 0 BOOMERISMS
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CURDLE 5748 (93-88-3) 3 3 0 BLOOD GANG 117F
SIAFU 6912 (56-73-4) 0 2 0 SOULTAKER'S LEGACY
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BABE 6920 (69-60-4) 3 3 0 SOULTAKER'S LEGACY
LOEFFLER 7348 (43-48-5) 1 3 0 BANANA REPUBLICANS
LOVAL 7005 (69-61-3) 0 2 0 ERRATA 20
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BANANA MINT 7240 (23-34-4) 8 3 0 EVIL MUFFINS B2
ED-209 5273 (26-37-3) 2 3 0 KILLER MACHINES F2
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
The gladiator known as Pretty in Pink Johnson came into the guildhouse in a
state of excitement that sat oddly on his large battered face. "There are goats on
the lawn outside the Commission office!"
His teammate Slinky Silver raised a languid eyebrow. "So?"
"That means a name-change coming! I can finally change my name to Pinkerton and
get some respect!"
"As badly as you fight, who will respect you?" his teammate asked.
"With a new name, I will fight better, just wait, you'll see. Because I will
respect myself!"
Slinky shook his head. "Circular reasoning won't help. You need more
managerial attention."
"If my name isn't embarrassing, I'll GET more attention.
Slinky shook his head again. "You're expecting a lot of a couple of goats that
may have been hired to manage the landscaping."
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning February 15 and continuing
throughout the month of March. The cost will be $2 per name change. All proceeds
will be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500. If
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
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